Goats eating backyard over 6 days
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- Опубліковано 8 тра 2014
- Had some issues with the camera the first day, so there are a few hours missing in the middle of the day.
Faster version: • Goats eat our backyard... (or play video at 2x)
Second day switch from 1 photo every 5 sec to 1 per 15s. - Домашні улюбленці та дикі тварини
And the algorithm has once again proven that many of us have nothing better to do than watch goats grazing...
At least its not grass growing.
Makes me feel good about myself. At least i m not the only one without a life.....😂😂😂😂
You r my brother
I am on my lunch break, I need this!
I just watched a 3 min video of a waffle falling to a jojo song
When your whole work day is a lunch break and you still get the job done.
@@mollysadler6495 As is the recognition of said comment.
Nice
Probably one of my favourite comments I have read in a years! Thanks for the laugh.
Both for the goat and the people xD
Tell me about it I'm doing security as we speak.
I dont understand why people get upset with the UA-cam algorithm
This is exactly what I want recommended to me
I know it's so funny.
I actually searched for it. I also searched goats climbing a cliff and goats in trees.
Same!
I searched for this video.
How to get millions of views...
1) Make goats eat grass from your backyard for over 6 days.
2) Wait 5-6 years
Right???
Honestly though, seems like success in everything is that exact formula minus the goat video part.
You have just earned a new subscriber.
Bahaha
Exactly! Why did this just come up in my recommended videos? I own goats. I didn't have to be told what they do. Still, it was kind of cool...
Congrats on reaching your goal of 25 subs
Wife: "Honey, we need to clean the backyard"
Husband: "Ok, I'll get the kidds"
I think people are missing this comment gold lol
😂😂😂😂
Well played.
*_Bravo sir! BRAVO!_*
Very nicely done!
"Hello, local farmer? Id like to hire 10 of your finest goats pls"
Shazzkid I'm tempted 😂
Hungry-est
This is actually a service you can hire in cities like Seattle or Los Angeles.
You wil get "organic fertilizer" From the goats
@@michaelwilde4779 in germany too
If you watch this backwards, it's about goats puking grass until they form a garden.
Matheus Cruz Beautiful
And sucking back their poop, right 😂
An actual recording of me and da boys at the buffet
Caleb Davis 🤣
@David Ringlein He wants to be hip and trendy, either that or a homosexual.
you must be fat as fuck.
All these burnt bean, hotdog water smelling, lil bill built ass, chode having, ugly wife having ass, my back hurt having ass, old heads mad "bc" you used the word "da" LOL
Probably Buddha r/etard
Now I understand why Nomads have to migrate every so often. These animals are machines.
Apt observation my dude
Simond cows are much, much better. Cows stop at the root, sheep and goats eat it all
Wow. Such profile pic. Many culture.
The most destructive beasts ever domesticated. And sheep are a close second.
@@charliey1007 good point
It seems UA-cam recommendations have brought us all together
Lol seems so
at youtube HQ:
sir we have this video of goats eating a dudes back yard
meh
Few years later
hey jonshon remember that vid with the goats that is what youtube needs now recommend it to everyone
Welcome to the hive mind of the human race.
Praise be unto the Great Algorithm, deliverer of content.
After seeing this video my life is now complete.
Owner: I'd like to hire you to clean up my yard and get rid of all this vegetation
Worker: I job this size is going to take about six days.
Owner: Deal
Worker: (Brings in goats)
Owner: uh what are you doing?
Worker: My job. (Leaves)
You're not wrong. These goats are hired from citygrazing.com cheaper (and more fun) than manual labor.
Perfect idea for me to start a vusiness
We lived in suburbia with a goat. It ate our hibiscus hedge back each year, and we loaned him out all over the place, mostly to eat back grape vines, after which he laid down for 3 days. Mum fixed this by giving him 2 large bottles of dad's beer. We loaned him out for many many years but he'd strip the bark off trees if U weren't careful, but the whole neighbourhood fed him. His reward was a walk along the beach scoffing seaweed.
UA-cam: do you want to see goats eating for 6 days??
Everyone: yeah, why not??
Yes because we have no life and got nothing better to do lmao!!!
The fact that the YT Algorithm Gods know me better than my family sort of scares me.
I only wish it was recorded in real time
Matus the backyard diet
absolutely
The yelp review from the goats: "Great salad bar, but a bit crowded and everyone shat where they stood."
My Opinion 😆😆😆
This is golden!🤣
LMAO
Shat 😂😂😂😂
😂😂
her: I like farmer boys
me: *buys 10 goats as lawnmowers*
Little did he know, she meant the fast food joint
Wife: "Dear, our backyard full with weeds."
Husband: (Buy 3 goats)
If you watch the video at 2x speed, it only takes them 3 days.
🤣
The video is already sped up so it's not exactly 6 days now. But you're right in that it would be twice as fast and 6÷2 does equal 3.
@@midas8877 Captain Obvious reporting for duty
@@midas8877 hahahah wtf dude
math
Me at 9 pm: "i'm going to sleep early to night"
Also me at 3 am: *goats eating backyard*
I join now at 3:04 am this select club
2:37am
3:01
2:03 😂 Saaame
Not scared. There's so many people and we just happened to be up late looking at UA-cam. Me?~3:10 am.
Reminds me of the Ed Edd n Eddy episode where Rolf's goat ate all the overgrown grass in the culdesac.
Yessss
You are right, Edd-boy.
Is this a service? because it seems like it should be:
1- Buy 8 goats
2- Buy a cheap pick up truck to transport goats
3- Set up overgrown garden cleanup company
4- ?????
5- Profit
I'm in! Goats aren't too terribly expensive, at the stockbarn sales, either. Feeding them is a pain.
So, yeah, I'm in! When shall we start!
And I'll bring the beavers for tree work and an 🐂 ox to hual debris and pull out tree stumps
This is a legitimate service for clearing weeds and mowing lawns that you can hire.
It is some people get hired by the state for Kudzu bc its so bad
matthew mcconaughey's character uses this business plan in the movie Surfer Dude.
Those remaining plants must really taste like shit if the goats didn't tackle them
The white plant goop inside or whatever you call it is all starchy and glue like and the leaves are rough and sharp.
that's probably where the goats shit&pissed
hahaha!
@@KandiKlover smells like shit too
The plants that were left alone is called agapanthus
I grew up in south Georgia and my father raised livestock with the majority of it being goats. On average I would say he always had atleast 20 give or take a few. He had them all fenced in on about 5 acres and from my earliest memories I could never recall a time where any section of the field was overgrown. all the pine trees on the fenced in section where completely bare up to the point where the tallest goats could just not reach the pine needles anymore. they are essentially living breathing lawnmowers.
Me: Watching lore for the Elder Scrolls (A game).
UA-cam: Look, goats eating a garden.
Me: What a random thing to suggest *watches it anyway*
Elder Scrolls lore is an endless rabbit hole, especially if you get to Michael Kirkbride's out-of-game lore like c0da. Better lose oneself in random videos like these.
@@davorbrijacak True, it is so hard for those new to the lore to try and keep it all straight. The more you learn, the more you realise how little you know. Still, I kinda like the world of Nirn, so I'm trying to pick up the lore.
10 minutes and 12 seconds spent watching goats........this is where I am in life, this is how far I've come.
Just think how proud our parents are...
You spent over 10minutes doing what!?
But Dad!... It had goats!
😂😂😂😂
Smh fam im right here with you
Dude that comment cracked me up
2x speed is better
Its 3am and UA-cam recommends this... Ofcourse I'm about to watch it all.
same lmfao
sp00k 00 sas
same :x
Same it's 3am
@@hodanhashi6096 yeah 3 am thats my life
UA-cam is my new weird friend that tells you about random shit you never asked to know about I guess. I'm here for it.
did I just spend 10 minutes of my life watching goats eating grass? yes, yes I did and I dont regret it at all.
Man what a life. I would love if someone dropped me off at a buffet every day and said , “Get to work!!”
why don't you apply for those big food chains as a taste tester like Taco Bell.
Ah...UA-cam recommendations bringing us all together once more.
Darius Andrey it's good to see you brother
I'm so proud of this community
My hairy penis thanks you
For the 1st time ever I saw 2 baby deer in my yard today. Eating apples under my apple tree.
Hey barry you got that new lawn gnawer? Heard it’s got about 30 goat power
UA-cam: So how much time do you want to waste?
Me: Yes
Mike of many Mikes said Mike looking for Trannies
@@mikeofmanymikes2630 damn you are rude
Nono, it is UA-cam: you want to waste time 😂🤣😋
No its not...its better to watch than those fucking whatevet you tube challenge...trash....
HAHAHA!!!
I've got a list of chores and errands to do, and I'm here glued to my phone watching goats eating someone's backyard. What have you done to me UA-cam!
UA-cam is telling you to get some goats ro do those chores for you
What has youtube done? Given you ideas. Now all you need is goats.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sigh. So true. 🙄 It’s well after midnight. I have to be up early tomorrow, and I’m watching goats eat weeds.
my dear EXACTLY!!
What we need now is a real-time 6 day long version of this video.
Growing up my brothers and I had a goat. Our front yard had two weeping willow trees. People always asked us how me managed to trim those trees so neatly. They were both perfectly trimmed as far as our goat could reach. R.I.P. Happy goat.
No one:
Literally no one:
UA-cam: Hey Bro, wanna see some goats eat a backyard for 6 days?
Me: fuck yeah.
That’s.. why I’m here
This comment style is so overplayed, you need to get outside some more, been dwelling in that moldy basement too long. I think the mold is getting to your brain
And here we are
@@icalloutthenerds Jesus Christ calm the fuck down dude
I just bought my new lawnmower now I have found this video.
I want to return my lawnmower for goats.
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Sheep taste better, just sayin'.
Lmao.. best comment
This looks like a substitute for roundup, not a lawnmower.
Goats are expensive
They look really effective and organised clever little critters.
Near the one of the goats stands up at the fence as if its thinking about getting into next doors garden and sorting that out too 😀 bless them.
You could even see the plants shiver in fear.. guess they knew there was no chance against the G.O.A.T.
.. they some *BAAd* dudes
😀😀👊TeeHee
They really must not like the taste of those green long leaf bushes. They completely left them alone. Huh
If it's like the ones I'm thinking of, they've got tiny sharp spines along the edge of their leaves, not too good in the mouthfeel department
@@jackbegley1 I thought goats don't have a problem with chewing aluminum cans.
which is weird since goats would eat a person if it remained static
@@bryanmartinez6600 That's cartoons.
@@jackbegley1 Yeah they really rough and sharp all over and the plant juice inside is like glue.
So that episode of Edd Ed n Eddie with the goat eating the tall grass lawn was real then.
Victor Victorrrrrrrrrrr
OMG I was just thinking about that !!!!
YOU DARE MOCK THE SON OF A SHEPHERD?! VICTORRR!!!!
You are a man of culture. Hehehe.
@@johnchris7278 what's that you are wearing? It's the hat of disipline.
Those goats could clear an abandoned football stadium in no time!
Even with almost 3 million views I can't figure out why it would have so many downvotes, you know exactly what you're getting.
Next time, double the goats. I don't have 10 minutes
😶🙌😂
You can speed it up 😬
🤣
Even better, bring actual equipment and get done in an hour instead of 6 days...
Faster version in the description
UA-cam's algorithm
2014 :No
2015 : I said no
2016 : Not yet
2017 : wait ..
2018 : get ready
2019 : Release the goats
Alien 77 can’t say I’m mad
@@HOSWELL444 i can, stale joke
@@MrZer000 much better than
noone:
youtube:
lmao yeah wtf is up with youtube algorithm
@@paranoidandroid6095 lets say both jokes are retarded
This is the kind of content I want recommended to me. UA-cam algorithm gets me.
Finally a decent 3 am video before going to sleep
All I can think about is the Ed Edd n Eddy episode where the Eds took Rolf's goat to mow the neighbor's grass for jawbreakers
I see what you mean
Loved that show
Fuckin. SAME
I love this comment haha
This doubles as profits since they will produce “organic fertilizer”
@Sloth Armstrong 😂😂
I ddnt even think about that, there must be a whole lotta shit back there
@@gangsterdisciple759 the shit is good tho the rain washing it into the earth and earthworms go nuts in it lol great fertilizer
@Sloth Armstrong lmao 🤣
Triples then you get to eat the goats
Watched one minute than fast forwarded to the final two minutes , very good before and after.
Neighbor: “hey Fred what kind of weed eater you use?”
Fred: “Grass powered.”
Lolz
"Don't you mean gas powered?"
"I know what I said."
Lol,I can't believe I just sat here and watched this intire video about goats eating a back yard, lmmfao....I need to get a life.😟
It was amazing. Thdy ate EVERYTHING except the agapanthus
Jim Earnest it’s a epic food eating contest in my opinion they should’ve weighed them before and after
Yeah. It was pretty b-a-a-a-a-a-d.
If you ever need to dispose of a dead body, buy a goat.
Hypothetically speaking of course..,
Don't worry buddy, I finished the whole video too...
Our town used goats to keep the grass down around our municipal water tower because of the terrain. This goes back 30 years. Cool video to see the natural lawnmowers.
The world clearly didn’t understand what a high quality video looked like 5 years ago.
That is simply amazing! Who needs a lawnmower when you have goats?
When your bed is also your breakfast lunch and dinner
And toilet...
The goats are great 🐐..
... all the way up to the point that they decide to start eating your wooden fence.
@@henryrollins9177 first thing I thought was "yeah, that's really neat. I wonder how much poop is out there, now."
all the weed gone with a pile of goat shit
Henry Rollins Actually goats won't eat what they toilet on.
Playing at 2x speed won't help you as much as you think.
...they look like insects!
Now you tell me
Switch to 2x. Slide to near the end anyways 😂😂
same
Day 6 - "We have run out of food. The place we thought was Eden on day 1 has proved to be unsustainable. We will have to move on".
Goats: where is the job so I can bring more helpers
I see UA-cam recommendations have brought us all together again
I’m gonna start a lawn mower company with goats now. The G.O.A.T. Lawn Company 🐐
Ok Mr. Bean
There’s already a company like this haha
With the added benefit of fertilising your soil as well and trust me, it's free of charge
Goats do not eat grass mostly trees amd bushes
whats the acronym stand for?
Excellent camera, must have high end Exposure Control with what I presume to be a Minimum Aperture of 1.8f/. Goes well into great color detail to allow you to see all the graze.
Absolutely
I'm more shocked at someone letting their backyard get this way.
Pros: A cleaner backyard, didn't have to pay any wages, and a very healthy happy goat family. Gotta love it. :)
And lots of free fertilizer!
Where I live, there is a goat raising family who goats be doing this very same time. Plus their immediately next to a pond so the water is never absent.
"You need to cut your backyard."
"Ok, I'll hire some goats."
"Wait what?"
Kim Jong-un 😂
Thank you dear leader. Very cool.
Kim Jong-un you little silly boy ☺️☺️☺️
Pretty sure Kim would just force the goats
Pause the video and start the King of the Hill theme while listening to this. It's so good.
Goats is good people. The kids are adorable when the temperature dips. They rebound off of walls like a dodgeball.
This is just a golden corral for goats, always leave that damn broccoli behind
Cansir only god dam liberals eat broccoli
Me: Its 3am, gotta sleep
UA-cam: goats eating backyard for 6 days
Edit: wow 300 likes didn't expect that yay ✌😂
Bence Kóta 😂
I find myself in the same exact situation 😂😂
Bence Kóta very original joke
:V
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you had let them go longer, they would have ate wooden fence too! 😮
pathosis You know for some reason I don't doubt that. Can't they like, eat tin cans and still be ok??
HospitalmanMikey they eat stones for digestion
that guy Radical! Theyre like natures trash disposal 😆
Goats eat everything 🤣
It's like they've took out the back out of it all the hard work so you can see what your dealing with. And now the gardeners can come in. Brilliant.
lawn mower companies hate this simple trick - *click here*
*Mower
Chij Lknom danke! englisch als fremdsprache:-)
@@FixedFace No worries. I love that English is not your primary language, and you still have to see the same annoying ads we do! (and that you can joke about it) 😂😂
Knob
Ten years ago I rented a house in suburban Melbourne (Aus) which had a wildly overgrown garden and thick ivy up all the fences, plus some stunted soft fruit and apple trees. I spent some money getting a couple of guys to come and tame it but it was getting too costly so I stopped that and hit on the idea of having a goat.
I found an old nanny that was supposedly a bit past breeding and let her have at it. Two months later the place was much improved and after four months it was completely cleared of everything I didn't want.
When the soft fruit and apples were about ripe the goat ate the whole lot of them over one weekend and became so ill with bloat that she nearly died, but she survived the episode and I kept her for another few months until it was time to rebuild the back fence. At that post I returned her to the farmer who was so impressed with her condition that he thought she would breed again.
No more goats for me after that but the garden was easily maintained from then on.
Goats are great way to clear a bit of land and there is only minimal need to take stuff away afterwards because the bulk of the problem has been eaten; not to mention that the land will have been fertilised into the bargain.
@JG Lee Glad you enjoyed it, I still feel pleased with myself for having the idea of a goat as a garden clearing machine. Cheap labour that seemed to be working every waking moment with minimal supervision.
Today I learned that goats are actually the tyranid race from Warhammer 40k.
Goats: the perfect lawn mower that's actually beneficial and natural. No fossil fuels, no loud engines running, just goats casually being Nature's Lawn Mowers
Now there's 6 days worth of goat poop to clean up.
Living With The Guzmans ehh it’ll just be a new layer of fertilizer
It's really not so bad Goat poop is just like rabbit poop just a bit bigger easy to clean
@@ryangshooter_1682
And it dont smell that bad
By the way the kept there yard I doubt they will clean that 💩
City boy is lost here LOL
Thank you for not putting needless/annoying music to your vid.
outside audio wouldve been nice tho
I could go for some Darude - Sandstorm right about now
williejames huff chill bro he may be Dam Bilzerian or whatever 🤣🤣🤣
I was really hoping to hear some yackety sax.
I knew something was missing
Fabulous. Big Brother was with me today harvesting an obscene amount of dandylions. Halfway through I thought to myself "self you need a damn goat, not more dandylion salve." Not two hours later Big Brother suggested this video. Get outta my head and into my garden goats.
*UA-cam Algorithm* has brought us together, I'm eating
Who else poopin on their ten minute break watching goats eat a backyard?
thats sad
@@josef5319 no. You're sad.
@Long Nards Some workplaces just give you an hour total of break time and allow you to divide it up as you like throughout the work day. Mostly offices.
You mean 12 minute and 30 seconds break ;-)
@@steffeeH imagine that having nothing to do with the guy who made the comment thread.
Mom: "i need you to mow the backyard today!"
Me: "alright alright! c'mon victor lets do this!"
Scare League
Ok Rolf.
Veeeector
Spongebob narrator: 6 days later...
UA-cam in july 2019: You all need goats!
*Didn’t expect buried UA-cam treasure to unearth itself. Thanks, algorithm Jesus.*
"How do so many people watch a timelapse of goats eating?" As I sit here watching a timelapse of goats eating.
I'm so freaking dyslexic that I read ghosts and I clicked so fast expecting some spooky stuff.
Arya agreed
@Arya nah just dyslexia I have it too and do stuff like that all the time. It's hilarious what my brain will sometimes do with words.
Lmao, i am imagining the garden slowly having bite marks and chunks of plants disappear out of no where now XD
Sounds like your dyslexia found something even better jsjdjd
But for a few glorious seconds your mind was filled with fantastic possibilities and a huge dose of WTF!! 😎
Up next on my list: "Around the Worm Bin in 80 days. Vermicomposting with Red Worms". Well, there goes my productive Sunday...
The question is NOT “how I got here”
But rather “why I’m freaking watching IT”!!!
😂
I just spent 11 minutes watching goats eat.
WTF has become of my life?
It gets worse: you could be watching at 3:00 am with a 5:30 wake up call
You wanted to see if it was worth looking into for your own yard! Me 2
lol i just skip to end :)
Ita great life u be able to sit back and just do this
I guess this makes us where is my life going pals... High five
Am waiting for the follow up! ‘Home Owner eats Goats over 6 Days’
Imran Ahmed oh snap !!!! 🐐🐐🐐🐐🍽🍽🍽🔥🔥🔥🍔🍔🍔
This is the most satisfying video I've ever seen.
Why is this so relaxing to watch?
Goats: how Adam mowed the yard before we invented lawn mowers.
😄
✝️
Adam had it made
Anybody want to see before and after photos of the goats? 😂
Nobody want i think
This Comment justifies impractical Maths.
I applaud your under rated comment 😉
what did the cheese taste like?
@@sed8me69 wut
Haha! Nice tip! In fact, I later did 0 thru 9. 🤣
Who knew that goats were so savage and that youtube algorithm has a 5 year delay and randomly throws this into my path.
Rolf wasn’t kidding about how effective Victor was in Ed edd and eddy
Anyone else just getting this in 2019?
Life With TylerG 2022
@@fazebot2405 Hello futureperson. Do we have flying cars in 2022?
Someone imported goats in Sardinia Italy two centuries ago... Now the landscape is almost desertic
I have a great idea, shoot them.
@@ritterlott9914 indeed they do!
Yum imported goat
@Daniel the goats took online class
@Daniel even ppl that live in Sardinia don't speak Italian.. It's a different language!
You know what? Peter Griffin might've had a good idea after all.
Buddy of mine son had a goat rental business for just this reason! He’d trailer the goats to a spot and set up an electric fence around the perimeter and let the goats loose! A little while later the lit was cleared and he went and picked up the goats. Made pretty good money at it!
If that was my backyard. I’d turn into a real life chutes and ladders game.