Blue Shell Well, we have destroyed the Mun many times already, in many different universe, and every time we did, it got undestroyed after we left and came back. Luckily this process is not as complicated as the rest of rocket science.
Kerbals are actually Infinite as the universe itself, but the spacesuit holds them into one small Kerbal sized package. Your device weakens the space suit so they can take on their original form.
Wife:"You're not the center of the universe Jedediah" Jeb:"Oh am I" Introducing the Transcendence 2000, make yourself the literal center of the universe *the Danny corporation is not responsible in any way shape or form if you are -spagetified -stretched across space time or if -you punch a hole in space time -become a singularity or in any other cases of bodily harm*
"You did it! You smeared your victim across the fabric of the cosmos! Watch as it struggles with INFINITE PAIN! Eventually flattening out. Like a transcended bug on a windshield! And when all physical form is lost. Spacetime breaks too!" I swear when I hear this it looks like a how to for some demented all powerful being as if this action is common place.
The "transcended bug on a windshield" has got to be one of my favorite lines to date. Not sure how many times I've watched these videos, but you just gotta love them. The happy music playing while talking about the Kerbals struggling with infinite pain was pretty uplifting too!
Danny, there is a bug that will allow you to get infinite symmetry (And warning it crashes the game easily)! You simply place something with a symmetry of 8 on a part that you can place elsewhere on the vessel. You can then place the part with the ring of 8 other parts on it on the vessel also with symmetry set to 8. Then, if you were to mouse over one of the original pieces that you first set to 8 while holding something and hitting the symmetry cycle, your symmetry will bug out and now be set to some crazy number- I think it would be 64 just from that. You can essentially do this exponentially. Enjoy. Sorry if my comment was confusing as hell.
Check out my Patreon page, after all that's why you'll be able to enjoy future videos from me! Page: www.patreon.com/Danny2462 Announcement video: ua-cam.com/video/9CcRv0KvLXo/v-deo.html I'm also working on a game-y thing with HOCgaming for this year's annual charity stream he's been making! It's VR, it's fun, it's nowhere near complete! Simply great! ua-cam.com/video/OsYXLZT_5oc/v-deo.html
This is honestly my favourite channel It's actually extremely comedic and the videos are simply made (yet made very well) and are fun to watch Who said science wasn't fun!
GOOD NEWS, EVERONE! I've found the KSP install I had these craft files in! Click this link to download the .craft files: www.mediafire.com/download/4r3g4br96kj6ipz/Transcendence_Devices.zip Also added to the description! Enjoy.
danny made HarvesteR give up. he spent years upon years trying to fix the game, but danny always found a new glitch and made HarvesteR have bad dreams for weeks every time.
Ah! I like this ending more! (Also I couldn't help but burst into laughter at the end with the the spazzing but I thought this was kind of obvious). New supporter on patreon soon!
Danny I can honestly say that your videos are worth waiting for, they are funny, awesome and scienterrific. NB Scienteriffic may not actually be a word but dammit it should be.
The music is so rockin' that it's hard to pay attention to the video! I'll watch this over and over just to listen to the music :) Also, it's a great video!
*meanwhile at the squad hq* Pete: sir , we have a problem. bill: is it what I'm thinking? bill and Pete: Danny2462! bill: (talks over radio of hq) SCRAMBLE GEAR, DANNY HAS BROKEN THE GAME AGAIN!
I found a glitch. You basically make a tiny little rocket with escape rockets that you don't use till you land, you power down the escape engines, then you full throttle while EVA'ing the kerbal at the same time, wait till the escape capsule crashes, then switch vehicles, and, Voila! you have summoned a kerbal jesus.
Am I dreaming Great video Danny, you are my favourite evil genius out there. Kinda getting inspired there to write a story including all your inventions and the horr- I mean, peace and prosperity brought unto all Kerbalkind.
On a tangentially related note, rotation of 52 rads/s or more will cause all devices made of physical parts to spaghettify. It seems like either a certain rotation rate or a outward certain acceleration gradient causes problems with physics. The outward acceleration is roughly equivalent to 270 G-force per meter of gradient, which is about the gravitational gradient 1.35 kilometers from Kerbin's core (which is much to close to do any testing with unless drag is disabled, and, worse, it results in multiple orbits per second).
Imagine if you go through all the training and nessecary steps to become an astronaut, and the first thing the agency does to you is smear you across the rended seams of the simulation and transform you into an Elder God.
Ship's log of the USG Ishimura: We've found it. Deep beneath the planet's surface, buried deep down. I've been obsessed with this machine since the day I heard the tales of it's victims, limbs stretched out for lightyears, spazzing in eternal pain. It's creator Danny2462 found it to be too cruel even for his purposes and hid it inside a planet so it's never be used for evil. Us however saw the potential for good. To help the human race become more that it is now! To overcome it's feeble, physical form! We've found it. The Transcendence Device!
Hey Danny, that Patreon list at the end kinda went a bit fast. Couldn't really see the names on it. It's not really my business since I'm not a part of the Patreon, but I feel like you should make that a bit slower.
not sure how, I can't extend the outro because of the music. maybe I could show the names in multiple lines, showing more names in the same amount of time, so they scroll by slower?
Daniel Vestøl Well, the video plays in 60 FPS on Full HD, but I now see that on UA-cam it still is blurry for some reason. The same 60 FPS footage in the editor and in the rendered file looked better. Will have to fix this up.
Yay! A new video from Danny! I love it! The old videos are great, but they start to get a bit boring after the thousandth time.... Nah. I still love 'em! But I love this video even more (if that's possible. Ya know, actually, I think it's not really possible, but I do anyway. Classic Danny! Using KSP to accomplish the impossible). The wheels in 1.1.3 are still waay glitchy and broken. Can you please exploit, I mean experiment with some of them?
*Me*:Danny how do you land at the Mun?
*Danny*: first step, relocate the Mun
Note: Destroying the Mun is not the same as relocating it.
+Peter LeRoy “Apl 527097” Barnes Now is not the time! That comes later.
Blue Shell Well, we have destroyed the Mun many times already, in many different universe, and every time we did, it got undestroyed after we left and came back. Luckily this process is not as complicated as the rest of rocket science.
So... it's not rocket science?
Cameron McAllister Of course it is. It's just the litho-breaker vs. litho-transporter sort of rocket science.
Kerbals are actually Infinite as the universe itself, but the spacesuit holds them into one small Kerbal sized package. Your device weakens the space suit so they can take on their original form.
Kerbals ARE the universe!
No, the Kraken did it, and why does the kerbals can have no suit also?
@@maxfax1012 hey their bodies are solid but Danny used it to weaken their bodies to open their shell
Reminds me of the Vorlons from Babylon 5.
And that's why they are also immortal... except when Danny steps in
"Danny! What did I tell you not to do?"
"Turn my astronauts into Elder Gods?"
"And what did you do?"
"Turn my astronauts into Elder Gods..."
Gravity falls reference?
👌😂👌
👣
Astronaut:*yeeted into a smear* yippeee!
@@marc.rowley57 i think so
Time to make some kerbals into corpses!
Wife:"You're not the center of the universe Jedediah"
Jeb:"Oh am I"
Introducing the Transcendence 2000, make yourself the literal center of the universe
*the Danny corporation is not responsible in any way shape or form if you are
-spagetified
-stretched across space time
or if
-you punch a hole in space time
-become a singularity
or in any other cases of bodily harm*
ihaveagun22 Question:can i tell my parents i have become the center of the universe?
Yes
I'll take 10!
Jeb: "it is time" *buys device and becomes centre of universe*
NOTE: i'm from the UK so dont say my spelling is wrong
@@addust your spelling is wrong
"You did it! You smeared your victim across the fabric of the cosmos! Watch as it struggles with INFINITE PAIN! Eventually flattening out. Like a transcended bug on a windshield! And when all physical form is lost. Spacetime breaks too!" I swear when I hear this it looks like a how to for some demented all powerful being as if this action is common place.
soooo... HowToBasic?
@@Seldser no its howtogod
Step 1! Make a spinner for the victim.
Step 2! THROW THAT BOY INTO THE SPINNING GRINDER!
Step 3! You have done it! You made spaghetti!
@@mladenperic6041 How to Cthulhu. Turns out, Cthulhu is just a kerbal after Danny got through with them.
I wonder if Squad has a folder labeled "Glitches Danny has Discovered/Created" at their HQ
well they are subbed to him. So it's not impossible.
A folder? They made their office out of the paper the glitches were written on!
I really hope they do but also label it DO NOT FIX
Probably full
I'm pretty sure Danny is a glitch, every game he plays breaks.
Danny is an artist. Modern art. Using Kerbals instead of paint.
Dude... a 9 minute video with on point music, editing, AND comedy?
Now THIS is the Danny I like to see.
Squad Developers are curled up under their desks crying right now...
"NASA, Get on my level!" - Danny2462
Are you secretly a Squad bug tester who's capitalizing on his job by pointing out the fun bugs?
If so, keep it up.
If not, keep it up anyway!
yes
Wait, Danny built a NORMAL ROCKET?! What is happening?!??!!!?
For science, sacrifices have to be made.
+Peardude89 true, but how far is too far...
+AlienXtream1 well, i guess too far?
he has stretched space time so far, he has become "normal"
(brain.exe has stopped working due to the lack of danny's normal)
Spagetificator
Trancendence divice
Now what about a large hadron collider in KSP !!!!!!
Anonymous with kerbals
You mean a little grape smusher device
Large kerbal collider*
So... Danny just created the flying spaghetti monster?
Once again yep
pastafarism 4 lief
pastafarism
ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY SPAGBABBI MONSTER
With actual kerbals
buy a transcendence device, become a one dimensional being today!
xD
I can already see this being scaled up for mass transcendence. If you were looking for a 150k sub special idea, there it is.
It's like the Dwemer from Skyrim all over again.
what, do you want to transcend time too?? (time travel)
+A Thermonuclear Explosion I find you name very Chill and Relaxing
You should make a version of this where you spaghettify multiple kerbals at once.
...why did I not try that?! Good idea!
My theory of how would be to eva a bunch of kerbals next to each other and burn the mangler into them. (no idea if it will work though)
We must do I it.... FOR SCIENCE!!!
'Ere he ascended and the eight became nine, he walked among us, not as a god, but as man!
The "transcended bug on a windshield" has got to be one of my favorite lines to date. Not sure how many times I've watched these videos, but you just gotta love them. The happy music playing while talking about the Kerbals struggling with infinite pain was pretty uplifting too!
Danny, there is a bug that will allow you to get infinite symmetry (And warning it crashes the game easily)! You simply place something with a symmetry of 8 on a part that you can place elsewhere on the vessel. You can then place the part with the ring of 8 other parts on it on the vessel also with symmetry set to 8. Then, if you were to mouse over one of the original pieces that you first set to 8 while holding something and hitting the symmetry cycle, your symmetry will bug out and now be set to some crazy number- I think it would be 64 just from that. You can essentially do this exponentially. Enjoy. Sorry if my comment was confusing as hell.
Check out my Patreon page, after all that's why you'll be able to enjoy future videos from me!
Page: www.patreon.com/Danny2462
Announcement video: ua-cam.com/video/9CcRv0KvLXo/v-deo.html
I'm also working on a game-y thing with HOCgaming for this year's annual charity stream he's been making! It's VR, it's fun, it's nowhere near complete! Simply great!
ua-cam.com/video/OsYXLZT_5oc/v-deo.html
keep up the good work dooby
he's posting videos again! I'm so happy! Glorious Day! First a youtuber actually recognized me and now more funny videos!
very nice, maybe with multiple subjects in a bigger device...
also another thing: "orbital high five" please.
Are you still going to post your vids on youtube?
Effwon Yt all his vids are going to be on youtube, but he can make more videos if people support him
This is honestly my favourite channel
It's actually extremely comedic and the videos are simply made (yet made very well) and are fun to watch
Who said science wasn't fun!
Also why don't you turn on ads?
For some additional financial support
+Klaatos Anonymous
GOOD NEWS, EVERONE! I've found the KSP install I had these craft files in! Click this link to download the .craft files: www.mediafire.com/download/4r3g4br96kj6ipz/Transcendence_Devices.zip
Also added to the description!
Enjoy.
First Reply.....
Make a time warping device using quantum physics to go back to 0.17 and find the magic Boulder =D
why go to 0.17?
+FRESH magic bolder first appeared there
+kim becerra
then why are you watching them?
+kim becerra then unsubscribe to Danny
another episode of Absurd Contraptions?
haven't been this excited since MAiKSP 7
MURPH! DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH!
MOOORD
MURPH
Ha, Interstellar reference.
Welp, looks like you made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
you shattered my ravioli
Wait, look. It's a message from Danny!
He didn't read the enclosed instruction book!
Classic meme
NOICE
It’s wonderful coming back to these videos, thanks again for the laughs!!
3:18
I can't stop laughing at it..
"Don't fight it.."
Herrja NNEERRRRR.. **Random growling sounds**
Holy hell, your production quality went through the roof! Excellent video, keep it up Danny.
"smeared across spacetime" is one of my favorite expressions ever.
"Experience Tranquility"
Zenyatta would be horrified.
yeah
danny made HarvesteR give up.
he spent years upon years trying to fix the game, but danny always found a new glitch and made HarvesteR have bad dreams for weeks every time.
The things he's seen Danny do with this game haunt his nightmares...
And the laughing; oh God, the laughing!
Danny's sound effects.
Spot on.
One of your best videos as of late Danny, the music is really well synced with the video!
To see if your kerbal spaghetti is done, try throwing it at the fabric of spacetime and see if it sticks to it.
I love the fact he used fresh kerbals each time....For Freshness!!!
"Oh, looks like you'll have to make the funnel bigger, that's not gonna fit"
Danny: "F A S T E R"
No one will ever know the joy I feel when I see a Danny vid appear in my sub box. Keep it up, man!
Ah! I like this ending more! (Also I couldn't help but burst into laughter at the end with the the spazzing but I thought this was kind of obvious). New supporter on patreon soon!
and how many times did you get the game to say: "I'm done with you"?
This video has a very high level of skill put into the editing. Nice work.
It never fails to amaze me how the heck you even manage to find these things.
I love it.
Danny I can honestly say that your videos are worth waiting for, they are funny, awesome and scienterrific.
NB Scienteriffic may not actually be a word but dammit it should be.
Fantastic as per usual Danny. Keep up the good work!
What if Danny is secretly a Squad Bug Tester and he shows his findings on UA-cam?
Danny, I've been watching you for 3 years now, and it is good to finally have you back
wow.... stalker much :p jks
+AlienXtream1 how did you know?
Thewatcher takes one to know one :P
0:43 i really like the "plop" sound!
oh the sounds effects at 3:20 sent me into a laughing fit- thanks for that danny!
finally! I can indulge in the suffering of kerbals! notifications are wonderful to get here quick
The music is so rockin' that it's hard to pay attention to the video!
I'll watch this over and over just to listen to the music :)
Also, it's a great video!
From 2k to 140.... I knew people would love your content!
When I saw this, I said, OH MY GOD, is it a... legendary NEW DANNY2462 VIDEO? It IS!
*meanwhile at the squad hq*
Pete: sir , we have a problem.
bill: is it what I'm thinking?
bill and Pete: Danny2462!
bill: (talks over radio of hq) SCRAMBLE GEAR, DANNY HAS BROKEN THE GAME AGAIN!
The Half Life 2 fast zombie sounds KILL ME every time!
*finds Danny video, in the middle of the desert*
oh my god...
another Danny video?
It's finally here...
I can go back into my hole now...
Your LOVE (Level Of ViolencE) its so big! I LIKE IT!
Edit: i know its kinda old video..
BUT I LIKE IT
The fact that the orbits themselves completely seem to break is just wonderful.
Spacetime pls.
+Chickenkeeper Srsly. Spaectiem. Pls.
I laughed throughout the entire video! Thank you so much for being persistent in your sadisti-erm admirable passion for science!
wow 2020 and im still coming for danny's halarious content
Apparently KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM is an anagram of SPOCK GRAB ME REAR PAL and BEES LACK A PR PROGRAM.
You said spaghetti... **muffled NYEH HEH HEH in the distance**
omg, so much creativity there :DD laughed hard, thank you for making this video!
Okay but like
I've been laughing at "Suck it, Copernicus!" For 3 minutes now.
Kerbalocentric worldview is the only worldview.
This is how baby krakens are born
I found a glitch. You basically make a tiny little rocket with escape rockets that you don't use till you land, you power down the escape engines, then you full throttle while EVA'ing the kerbal at the same time, wait till the escape capsule crashes, then switch vehicles, and, Voila! you have summoned a kerbal jesus.
And if you jump while sprinting, he will change form. I got a Zombie when I tried this.
1:34 this is the most inspiring booster separation I have ever witnessed.
1:19 and out had me laughing for a while. Love your level of sass Danny.
The Kraken enter into "volunteers" and got control without exploding
Danny - *where did he go*
my answer - *he sure did*
this is why i watch these videos
3:14 I died....
10/10 best Danny Video since Special Agent Kirrim.
Danny, you are the greatest hero of youtube.
You are truly doing the lord's work Danny. XD
the editing in this is great! hope to see more of this!
+KevinFu510 Should be more of this, one of the reasons I went with patreon is that it allows me to focus on the individual videos more!
Am I dreaming
Great video Danny, you are my favourite evil genius out there. Kinda getting inspired there to write a story including all your inventions and the horr- I mean, peace and prosperity brought unto all Kerbalkind.
"Experience Tranquility!"
Pretty sure that is the opposite of tranquility. It's more like a Discovery Channel special on the birth of new eldritch abominations.
And that's how Danny conquered the food market by turning kerbals into interstellar doritoes.
I love that Danny can be hilarious without even saying a word
I can just imagine Danny talking to someone, and then they ask
"what do you do in your spare time," and replying with stuff like this!
This is the most fabulous thing I have seen in my life.
Oh Danny, you sadistic madman you.. keep up the Kraken's glorious work.
Now load it with multiple Kerbals at once
no doubt you are the most creative guy I have ever seen on this game
YES! DANNY IS BACK!!!
What happens if you launch two devices, transcend one, wait until the orbit goes, and then do the other?
You get transcend-ception.
And Murph leaves
+Eks calybur nah, you need four trandscenders for that
I don't know who Danny is, all I know is that I'm glad he's here.
On a tangentially related note, rotation of 52 rads/s or more will cause all devices made of physical parts to spaghettify.
It seems like either a certain rotation rate or a outward certain acceleration gradient causes problems with physics. The outward acceleration is roughly equivalent to 270 G-force per meter of gradient, which is about the gravitational gradient 1.35 kilometers from Kerbin's core (which is much to close to do any testing with unless drag is disabled, and, worse, it results in multiple orbits per second).
Danny is perhaps one of the best bug testers in all of video games.
Imagine if you go through all the training and nessecary steps to become an astronaut, and the first thing the agency does to you is smear you across the rended seams of the simulation and transform you into an Elder God.
I love how his patroens mean so much to him, he just flashes their names on the screen for a millisecond XD
this is, in my opinion, your funniest video yet.
3:20
he fell into his creation and was spread throughout space and time
Danny _and_ In A Nutshell within a day? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Ship's log of the USG Ishimura:
We've found it. Deep beneath the planet's surface, buried deep down. I've been obsessed with this machine since the day I heard the tales of it's victims, limbs stretched out for lightyears, spazzing in eternal pain. It's creator Danny2462 found it to be too cruel even for his purposes and hid it inside a planet so it's never be used for evil.
Us however saw the potential for good. To help the human race become more that it is now! To overcome it's feeble, physical form!
We've found it. The Transcendence Device!
Oh boy, a danny upload. I came. (I LOVE YOU DANNYYYYY)
I love the syncing to the music.
Hey Danny, that Patreon list at the end kinda went a bit fast. Couldn't really see the names on it. It's not really my business since I'm not a part of the Patreon, but I feel like you should make that a bit slower.
not sure how, I can't extend the outro because of the music. maybe I could show the names in multiple lines, showing more names in the same amount of time, so they scroll by slower?
Maybe.
Perhaps a 6x2 or 8x2 table with names, switching every 0,5 or 1 second?
Agreed, I was able to read it but it got really blurry with only 30 fps...
Daniel Vestøl Well, the video plays in 60 FPS on Full HD, but I now see that on UA-cam it still is blurry for some reason. The same 60 FPS footage in the editor and in the rendered file looked better. Will have to fix this up.
Yay! A new video from Danny! I love it! The old videos are great, but they start to get a bit boring after the thousandth time.... Nah. I still love 'em! But I love this video even more (if that's possible. Ya know, actually, I think it's not really possible, but I do anyway. Classic Danny! Using KSP to accomplish the impossible).
The wheels in 1.1.3 are still waay glitchy and broken. Can you please exploit, I mean experiment with some of them?
Amazing, now make one that transcends an entire cult worth of kerbals at the same time...