Blue Shell Well, we have destroyed the Mun many times already, in many different universe, and every time we did, it got undestroyed after we left and came back. Luckily this process is not as complicated as the rest of rocket science.
Kerbals are actually Infinite as the universe itself, but the spacesuit holds them into one small Kerbal sized package. Your device weakens the space suit so they can take on their original form.
Wife:"You're not the center of the universe Jedediah" Jeb:"Oh am I" Introducing the Transcendence 2000, make yourself the literal center of the universe *the Danny corporation is not responsible in any way shape or form if you are -spagetified -stretched across space time or if -you punch a hole in space time -become a singularity or in any other cases of bodily harm*
"You did it! You smeared your victim across the fabric of the cosmos! Watch as it struggles with INFINITE PAIN! Eventually flattening out. Like a transcended bug on a windshield! And when all physical form is lost. Spacetime breaks too!" I swear when I hear this it looks like a how to for some demented all powerful being as if this action is common place.
Check out my Patreon page, after all that's why you'll be able to enjoy future videos from me! Page: www.patreon.com/Danny2462 Announcement video: ua-cam.com/video/9CcRv0KvLXo/v-deo.html I'm also working on a game-y thing with HOCgaming for this year's annual charity stream he's been making! It's VR, it's fun, it's nowhere near complete! Simply great! ua-cam.com/video/OsYXLZT_5oc/v-deo.html
Danny, there is a bug that will allow you to get infinite symmetry (And warning it crashes the game easily)! You simply place something with a symmetry of 8 on a part that you can place elsewhere on the vessel. You can then place the part with the ring of 8 other parts on it on the vessel also with symmetry set to 8. Then, if you were to mouse over one of the original pieces that you first set to 8 while holding something and hitting the symmetry cycle, your symmetry will bug out and now be set to some crazy number- I think it would be 64 just from that. You can essentially do this exponentially. Enjoy. Sorry if my comment was confusing as hell.
The "transcended bug on a windshield" has got to be one of my favorite lines to date. Not sure how many times I've watched these videos, but you just gotta love them. The happy music playing while talking about the Kerbals struggling with infinite pain was pretty uplifting too!
GOOD NEWS, EVERONE! I've found the KSP install I had these craft files in! Click this link to download the .craft files: www.mediafire.com/download/4r3g4br96kj6ipz/Transcendence_Devices.zip Also added to the description! Enjoy.
This is honestly my favourite channel It's actually extremely comedic and the videos are simply made (yet made very well) and are fun to watch Who said science wasn't fun!
danny made HarvesteR give up. he spent years upon years trying to fix the game, but danny always found a new glitch and made HarvesteR have bad dreams for weeks every time.
Ah! I like this ending more! (Also I couldn't help but burst into laughter at the end with the the spazzing but I thought this was kind of obvious). New supporter on patreon soon!
Danny I can honestly say that your videos are worth waiting for, they are funny, awesome and scienterrific. NB Scienteriffic may not actually be a word but dammit it should be.
The music is so rockin' that it's hard to pay attention to the video! I'll watch this over and over just to listen to the music :) Also, it's a great video!
*meanwhile at the squad hq* Pete: sir , we have a problem. bill: is it what I'm thinking? bill and Pete: Danny2462! bill: (talks over radio of hq) SCRAMBLE GEAR, DANNY HAS BROKEN THE GAME AGAIN!
I found a glitch. You basically make a tiny little rocket with escape rockets that you don't use till you land, you power down the escape engines, then you full throttle while EVA'ing the kerbal at the same time, wait till the escape capsule crashes, then switch vehicles, and, Voila! you have summoned a kerbal jesus.
Am I dreaming Great video Danny, you are my favourite evil genius out there. Kinda getting inspired there to write a story including all your inventions and the horr- I mean, peace and prosperity brought unto all Kerbalkind.
I've had this. Mostly at the surface when I tell a Kerbal to walk into a running stock propeller. Surprisingly, they don't crunch upon being hit by a rotor blade, but rather die of impact with the ground as a result of being spaghettified.
Ship's log of the USG Ishimura: We've found it. Deep beneath the planet's surface, buried deep down. I've been obsessed with this machine since the day I heard the tales of it's victims, limbs stretched out for lightyears, spazzing in eternal pain. It's creator Danny2462 found it to be too cruel even for his purposes and hid it inside a planet so it's never be used for evil. Us however saw the potential for good. To help the human race become more that it is now! To overcome it's feeble, physical form! We've found it. The Transcendence Device!
I prefer the magic boulder to the kraken. The kraken sometimes makes half my ship disappear when exiting timewarp. The magic boulder only does that when you taunt it. (Do not taunt magic boulder)
Rumors say the magic boulder's brethren can be found passing by as common asteroids. While calmer, they can be found in a selection of stylish colours.
Imagine if you go through all the training and nessecary steps to become an astronaut, and the first thing the agency does to you is smear you across the rended seams of the simulation and transform you into an Elder God.
*Me*:Danny how do you land at the Mun?
*Danny*: first step, relocate the Mun
Note: Destroying the Mun is not the same as relocating it.
+Peter LeRoy “Apl 527097” Barnes Now is not the time! That comes later.
Blue Shell Well, we have destroyed the Mun many times already, in many different universe, and every time we did, it got undestroyed after we left and came back. Luckily this process is not as complicated as the rest of rocket science.
So... it's not rocket science?
Cameron McAllister Of course it is. It's just the litho-breaker vs. litho-transporter sort of rocket science.
Kerbals are actually Infinite as the universe itself, but the spacesuit holds them into one small Kerbal sized package. Your device weakens the space suit so they can take on their original form.
Kerbals ARE the universe!
No, the Kraken did it, and why does the kerbals can have no suit also?
@@maxfax1012 hey their bodies are solid but Danny used it to weaken their bodies to open their shell
Reminds me of the Vorlons from Babylon 5.
And that's why they are also immortal... except when Danny steps in
"Danny! What did I tell you not to do?"
"Turn my astronauts into Elder Gods?"
"And what did you do?"
"Turn my astronauts into Elder Gods..."
Gravity falls reference?
👌😂👌
👣
Astronaut:*yeeted into a smear* yippeee!
@@marc.rowley57 i think so
Time to make some kerbals into corpses!
Wife:"You're not the center of the universe Jedediah"
Jeb:"Oh am I"
Introducing the Transcendence 2000, make yourself the literal center of the universe
*the Danny corporation is not responsible in any way shape or form if you are
-spagetified
-stretched across space time
or if
-you punch a hole in space time
-become a singularity
or in any other cases of bodily harm*
ihaveagun22 Question:can i tell my parents i have become the center of the universe?
Yes
I'll take 10!
Jeb: "it is time" *buys device and becomes centre of universe*
NOTE: i'm from the UK so dont say my spelling is wrong
@@addust your spelling is wrong
I wonder if Squad has a folder labeled "Glitches Danny has Discovered/Created" at their HQ
well they are subbed to him. So it's not impossible.
A folder? They made their office out of the paper the glitches were written on!
I really hope they do but also label it DO NOT FIX
Probably full
I'm pretty sure Danny is a glitch, every game he plays breaks.
Danny is an artist. Modern art. Using Kerbals instead of paint.
"You did it! You smeared your victim across the fabric of the cosmos! Watch as it struggles with INFINITE PAIN! Eventually flattening out. Like a transcended bug on a windshield! And when all physical form is lost. Spacetime breaks too!" I swear when I hear this it looks like a how to for some demented all powerful being as if this action is common place.
soooo... HowToBasic?
@@Seldser no its howtogod
Step 1! Make a spinner for the victim.
Step 2! THROW THAT BOY INTO THE SPINNING GRINDER!
Step 3! You have done it! You made spaghetti!
@@mladenperic6041 How to Cthulhu. Turns out, Cthulhu is just a kerbal after Danny got through with them.
Dude... a 9 minute video with on point music, editing, AND comedy?
Now THIS is the Danny I like to see.
Are you secretly a Squad bug tester who's capitalizing on his job by pointing out the fun bugs?
If so, keep it up.
If not, keep it up anyway!
yes
Spagetificator
Trancendence divice
Now what about a large hadron collider in KSP !!!!!!
Anonymous with kerbals
You mean a little grape smusher device
Large kerbal collider*
Wait, Danny built a NORMAL ROCKET?! What is happening?!??!!!?
For science, sacrifices have to be made.
+Peardude89 true, but how far is too far...
+AlienXtream1 well, i guess too far?
he has stretched space time so far, he has become "normal"
(brain.exe has stopped working due to the lack of danny's normal)
So... Danny just created the flying spaghetti monster?
Once again yep
pastafarism 4 lief
pastafarism
ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY SPAGBABBI MONSTER
With actual kerbals
"NASA, Get on my level!" - Danny2462
Squad Developers are curled up under their desks crying right now...
I can already see this being scaled up for mass transcendence. If you were looking for a 150k sub special idea, there it is.
It's like the Dwemer from Skyrim all over again.
what, do you want to transcend time too?? (time travel)
+A Thermonuclear Explosion I find you name very Chill and Relaxing
You should make a version of this where you spaghettify multiple kerbals at once.
...why did I not try that?! Good idea!
My theory of how would be to eva a bunch of kerbals next to each other and burn the mangler into them. (no idea if it will work though)
We must do I it.... FOR SCIENCE!!!
Check out my Patreon page, after all that's why you'll be able to enjoy future videos from me!
Page: www.patreon.com/Danny2462
Announcement video: ua-cam.com/video/9CcRv0KvLXo/v-deo.html
I'm also working on a game-y thing with HOCgaming for this year's annual charity stream he's been making! It's VR, it's fun, it's nowhere near complete! Simply great!
ua-cam.com/video/OsYXLZT_5oc/v-deo.html
keep up the good work dooby
he's posting videos again! I'm so happy! Glorious Day! First a youtuber actually recognized me and now more funny videos!
very nice, maybe with multiple subjects in a bigger device...
also another thing: "orbital high five" please.
Are you still going to post your vids on youtube?
Effwon Yt all his vids are going to be on youtube, but he can make more videos if people support him
'Ere he ascended and the eight became nine, he walked among us, not as a god, but as man!
Danny, there is a bug that will allow you to get infinite symmetry (And warning it crashes the game easily)! You simply place something with a symmetry of 8 on a part that you can place elsewhere on the vessel. You can then place the part with the ring of 8 other parts on it on the vessel also with symmetry set to 8. Then, if you were to mouse over one of the original pieces that you first set to 8 while holding something and hitting the symmetry cycle, your symmetry will bug out and now be set to some crazy number- I think it would be 64 just from that. You can essentially do this exponentially. Enjoy. Sorry if my comment was confusing as hell.
another episode of Absurd Contraptions?
haven't been this excited since MAiKSP 7
The "transcended bug on a windshield" has got to be one of my favorite lines to date. Not sure how many times I've watched these videos, but you just gotta love them. The happy music playing while talking about the Kerbals struggling with infinite pain was pretty uplifting too!
GOOD NEWS, EVERONE! I've found the KSP install I had these craft files in! Click this link to download the .craft files: www.mediafire.com/download/4r3g4br96kj6ipz/Transcendence_Devices.zip
Also added to the description!
Enjoy.
First Reply.....
Make a time warping device using quantum physics to go back to 0.17 and find the magic Boulder =D
why go to 0.17?
+FRESH magic bolder first appeared there
+kim becerra
then why are you watching them?
+kim becerra then unsubscribe to Danny
This is honestly my favourite channel
It's actually extremely comedic and the videos are simply made (yet made very well) and are fun to watch
Who said science wasn't fun!
Also why don't you turn on ads?
For some additional financial support
+Klaatos Anonymous
buy a transcendence device, become a one dimensional being today!
xD
It’s wonderful coming back to these videos, thanks again for the laughs!!
MURPH! DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH!
MOOORD
MURPH
Ha, Interstellar reference.
Welp, looks like you made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
you shattered my ravioli
Wait, look. It's a message from Danny!
He didn't read the enclosed instruction book!
Classic meme
NOICE
danny made HarvesteR give up.
he spent years upon years trying to fix the game, but danny always found a new glitch and made HarvesteR have bad dreams for weeks every time.
The things he's seen Danny do with this game haunt his nightmares...
And the laughing; oh God, the laughing!
Danny's sound effects.
Spot on.
Holy hell, your production quality went through the roof! Excellent video, keep it up Danny.
I love the fact he used fresh kerbals each time....For Freshness!!!
One of your best videos as of late Danny, the music is really well synced with the video!
Fantastic as per usual Danny. Keep up the good work!
"smeared across spacetime" is one of my favorite expressions ever.
No one will ever know the joy I feel when I see a Danny vid appear in my sub box. Keep it up, man!
"Oh, looks like you'll have to make the funnel bigger, that's not gonna fit"
Danny: "F A S T E R"
"Experience Tranquility"
Zenyatta would be horrified.
yeah
finally! I can indulge in the suffering of kerbals! notifications are wonderful to get here quick
Ah! I like this ending more! (Also I couldn't help but burst into laughter at the end with the the spazzing but I thought this was kind of obvious). New supporter on patreon soon!
It never fails to amaze me how the heck you even manage to find these things.
I love it.
This video has a very high level of skill put into the editing. Nice work.
Apparently KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM is an anagram of SPOCK GRAB ME REAR PAL and BEES LACK A PR PROGRAM.
wow 2020 and im still coming for danny's halarious content
To see if your kerbal spaghetti is done, try throwing it at the fabric of spacetime and see if it sticks to it.
and how many times did you get the game to say: "I'm done with you"?
Danny, I've been watching you for 3 years now, and it is good to finally have you back
wow.... stalker much :p jks
+AlienXtream1 how did you know?
Thewatcher takes one to know one :P
Danny I can honestly say that your videos are worth waiting for, they are funny, awesome and scienterrific.
NB Scienteriffic may not actually be a word but dammit it should be.
0:43 i really like the "plop" sound!
*finds Danny video, in the middle of the desert*
oh my god...
another Danny video?
It's finally here...
I can go back into my hole now...
I laughed throughout the entire video! Thank you so much for being persistent in your sadisti-erm admirable passion for science!
3:18
I can't stop laughing at it..
"Don't fight it.."
Herrja NNEERRRRR.. **Random growling sounds**
When I saw this, I said, OH MY GOD, is it a... legendary NEW DANNY2462 VIDEO? It IS!
The Half Life 2 fast zombie sounds KILL ME every time!
Your LOVE (Level Of ViolencE) its so big! I LIKE IT!
Edit: i know its kinda old video..
BUT I LIKE IT
The fact that the orbits themselves completely seem to break is just wonderful.
The music is so rockin' that it's hard to pay attention to the video!
I'll watch this over and over just to listen to the music :)
Also, it's a great video!
What if Danny is secretly a Squad Bug Tester and he shows his findings on UA-cam?
YES! DANNY IS BACK!!!
*meanwhile at the squad hq*
Pete: sir , we have a problem.
bill: is it what I'm thinking?
bill and Pete: Danny2462!
bill: (talks over radio of hq) SCRAMBLE GEAR, DANNY HAS BROKEN THE GAME AGAIN!
omg, so much creativity there :DD laughed hard, thank you for making this video!
10/10 best Danny Video since Special Agent Kirrim.
I found a glitch. You basically make a tiny little rocket with escape rockets that you don't use till you land, you power down the escape engines, then you full throttle while EVA'ing the kerbal at the same time, wait till the escape capsule crashes, then switch vehicles, and, Voila! you have summoned a kerbal jesus.
And if you jump while sprinting, he will change form. I got a Zombie when I tried this.
Danny - *where did he go*
my answer - *he sure did*
this is why i watch these videos
the editing in this is great! hope to see more of this!
+KevinFu510 Should be more of this, one of the reasons I went with patreon is that it allows me to focus on the individual videos more!
From 2k to 140.... I knew people would love your content!
The Kraken enter into "volunteers" and got control without exploding
oh the sounds effects at 3:20 sent me into a laughing fit- thanks for that danny!
This is the most fabulous thing I have seen in my life.
Oh Danny, you sadistic madman you.. keep up the Kraken's glorious work.
1:34 this is the most inspiring booster separation I have ever witnessed.
I love the syncing to the music.
Am I dreaming
Great video Danny, you are my favourite evil genius out there. Kinda getting inspired there to write a story including all your inventions and the horr- I mean, peace and prosperity brought unto all Kerbalkind.
I've had this. Mostly at the surface when I tell a Kerbal to walk into a running stock propeller. Surprisingly, they don't crunch upon being hit by a rotor blade, but rather die of impact with the ground as a result of being spaghettified.
Danny, you are the greatest hero of youtube.
Ship's log of the USG Ishimura:
We've found it. Deep beneath the planet's surface, buried deep down. I've been obsessed with this machine since the day I heard the tales of it's victims, limbs stretched out for lightyears, spazzing in eternal pain. It's creator Danny2462 found it to be too cruel even for his purposes and hid it inside a planet so it's never be used for evil.
Us however saw the potential for good. To help the human race become more that it is now! To overcome it's feeble, physical form!
We've found it. The Transcendence Device!
I love that Danny can be hilarious without even saying a word
My God, it's full of stars!
What is that from?
2001: a space odyssey (the novel, not the film)
+Sachaztan
Ah, thanks.
And One Of His Older Videos!
You are truly doing the lord's work Danny. XD
This is how baby krakens are born
You said spaghetti... **muffled NYEH HEH HEH in the distance**
Great video. Missed them. now I need to find a few subjects to see what happens when two or more are spaghettied at the same time..
"Experience Tranquility!"
Pretty sure that is the opposite of tranquility. It's more like a Discovery Channel special on the birth of new eldritch abominations.
3:14 I died....
I can just imagine Danny talking to someone, and then they ask
"what do you do in your spare time," and replying with stuff like this!
1:19 and out had me laughing for a while. Love your level of sass Danny.
no doubt you are the most creative guy I have ever seen on this game
hey...this machine will work for sacrifice kerbals...for the kraken ......¡HAIL KRAKEN!
I prefer the magic boulder to the kraken. The kraken sometimes makes half my ship disappear when exiting timewarp. The magic boulder only does that when you taunt it. (Do not taunt magic boulder)
But the magic boulder is (1) No longer in the game and, (2) infused with the power of the Kraken! HAIL THE ALMIGHTY KRAKEN!!!
Rumors say the magic boulder's brethren can be found passing by as common asteroids. While calmer, they can be found in a selection of stylish colours.
well is STILL in the game but as an asteroid
HAIL KRAKEN SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GO
Okay but like
I've been laughing at "Suck it, Copernicus!" For 3 minutes now.
Kerbalocentric worldview is the only worldview.
3:20
he fell into his creation and was spread throughout space and time
Danny is perhaps one of the best bug testers in all of video games.
I love how his patroens mean so much to him, he just flashes their names on the screen for a millisecond XD
I don't know who Danny is, all I know is that I'm glad he's here.
Gosh i'v missed your wacky videos.
Keep up the great work :D
Imagine if you go through all the training and nessecary steps to become an astronaut, and the first thing the agency does to you is smear you across the rended seams of the simulation and transform you into an Elder God.
Danny2462 AKA the mad scientist of KSP.
Now load it with multiple Kerbals at once
Danny _and_ In A Nutshell within a day? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Spacetime pls.
+Chickenkeeper Srsly. Spaectiem. Pls.
This was your best video yet
What happens if you launch two devices, transcend one, wait until the orbit goes, and then do the other?
You get transcend-ception.
And Murph leaves
+Eks calybur nah, you need four trandscenders for that