Once I saw a family trying to bring multiple giant bags of raw chicken soaking in marinade through tsa. They were asked to throw it away and started fighting with each other about it. I was amazed.
I got in trouble for telling a girl in elementary school that i didn’t want to be friends. They pulled me into the principals office and told me I HAD to be friends 🤨. I wasn’t even mean about it I just didn’t particularly vibe with her. My dad quickly shut that down, and told them that no I actually didn’t HAVE TO be friends with anyone 😌
I really just wanna say Drew said we couldn’t conceptualize what else she did in NY I immediately said “drugs” and then she said “what’s your best guess? it’s wrong” I said “some type of drug” LOLLLL I love you guys
Like Deison, I CANNOT get lotion on my back. So I bought one of those lotion roller things that my grandma used to use and it's SO GOOD. I also use it for sunscreen when I'm alone at the pool and look like a fool, but at least I'm not getting burnt
deison saying "i'm actually an auntie to other people" SAY IT LOUDER!!!!!! i'm not a public person with a platform but, given the relationship i have with my family, i would feel the same way about strangers calling me auntie!!!!!
Usually TSA is mean to me, fair, BUT I had a meet you with the prettiest TSA agent at a Florida airport and I miss her lol We made eye contact and I told her hair was really pretty (she had a bow in it) and she said I was really pretty at the same time. In my head we were already married
OMG that girl who posted about u being drunk is my bff and she was mad embarrassed about it. She really was just super drunk and assumed everyone was on her level🤣 she loves u and genuinely was happy to see u having fun 🫶
I reenacted an entire scene that hannah’s best friend in the show did to be funny and they said You remind me of hannah montana and i lied and said I never saw it like why 😭
Lmao I had the worst night. So happy to see this ❤️ y’all are like my virtual older sisters. That might sound weird to some, but you two are so comforting to me. Especially as a young Indigenous woman. Much love ✨❤️
I am, as i write this, lowkey having an anxiety attack while laying in bed, trying to go to sleep, overthinking about my life and how shit it has been recently. Seeing this on my YT feed was a bleeesssssssing~ for bedtime 😭 thank you 😭
the dispicable me movie series me and my family love them but me and my sister went to go see "the rise of gru" and we had to stop oursleves from laughing louder than the kids in the theatre 😂
dabbling in the jazz cabbage before playing dreamlight valley is what i’m fuckin talkin about. yall said that and im alone in my car like RIGHT THATS WHAT IM SAYING.
42:06 a woman asked to switch seats with me to sit next to her husband. The flight attendant overheard and said “it’s an hour flight, you’ll be fine.. sit down” 😂 I didn’t even have time to reply
the TSA portion is so real, some airports they’re soooo mean. if y’all have ever been to Boston Logan airport it’s the rudest TSA but honestly, so fair bc the idiocy i see passing through, the TSA is valid for it 😂😂😂
You guys really need to watch Legend of Korra after you finish the Last Airbender!! I was hesitant of it at first, but it’s nostalgic in so many ways and Korra is a gay icon
1. BBQ sauce (honey especially) 2. Ketchup 3. Sweet and sour (McDonald's is the best) 4. Marinara (only with bread/pizza/mozzarella sticks/etc.) 5. Ranch Also love the edits and visuals. 🥰
also its a fact smoking calms your stomach!! i have a ED and when i smoke the munchies kick in and finally let me eat and eat more than my normal because i dont feel super full so i do think it does effect ur hunger!!!
I finally got to watching the summer I turned pretty and I neeeeed your recaps on the seasons now that i get it 😭I remember you guys talking about it but I can’t find all the episodes you guys talked about it
With those munchies, you girlie's need to remember that different strains have different side effects. Some strains are grown specifically to increase appetite (for medical reasons).
Idk, gardening with a pen I just feel good. But when I eat certain edible things from the garden I will eat ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. I am an endless void for food when I eat those certain things.
Oh easy, you got in trouble cause you’re brown. LITERALLY same situation happened to me k-5 grade. Tall, plus sized Mexican girl in a mostly white school….literally my villain origin story. I couldn’t ever stand up for myself. One time, a girl tried to playfully poke me with rusty scissors and I, also playfully, whacked her hands away with a spiral and her scissors fell apart bc they were that rusty and she started crying and I got in trouble for breaking her scissors! Sounds very “out of all the things that never happened…”, but no, literally. I’m traumatized!
y'all one time i was at the airport w my mom and we were waiting at the gate for our plane, i was like maybe 11-12 wearing a y shirt w a jacket on and some shorts. Can u believe that a grown ass man and woman at the gate counter told my mom that i needed to cover up and wrap my jacket around my waist because my shorts were too short..... mind u they were NOT TOO SHORT they were regular ass little kid shorts. This shit still makes me mad to this day
I am convinced there are honey mustard and ranch sisters because as the honey mustard sister I almost never use ranch but my sister is the exact other way around !! I am too hiiiiiii and commenting too much but idc rn bc I won't go back and look at this so it doesn't really matter lol. you guys are so funny and I love this podcast so much.
big agree on the TSA and flight attendant shit OH MY GODDDDD !!! also is a kid reading the word shit on a shirt somehow detrimental in some way? I also LOVE how women are constantly required to care for kids whether they even want ones of their own or even HAVE kids of their own. let that kids parents deal with it like ??? literally go cry about the decorum of a slightly closer seat to the front of an aircraft. grow uppppppppp !
It IS really mean to say “you look like you love mayonnaise” because someone told me that when I was a chef at a restaurant. They wanted to thank the person who made their food. That was common but they were both genuinely surprised I was who made it and one of them told me “it’s just shocking you made THIS when you look like your REALLY like mayonnaise” 😭💀
dude i understand the family nickname thing so much like my family calls me KK but my name starts with a C like HUH? or our other sisters name is Miranda but we call her Rooroo,..
@@joscelynnavila6825 Deison doesn’t eat meat and she’s allergic to eggs. It’s not personal to me. I just don’t know if she knows that and then one day is gonna be like “ why did no one tell me sooner “
if i got stopped at the airport EVERYTIME i tried to board priority id flip. y'all are stronger than me cause id be yelling "ARE YOU A RACIST?? WHAT ABOUT ME MAKES YOU THINK IM NOT WHERE IM SUPPOSE TO BE???"
Day 2 of my period. First day of actually bleeding. Sitting on the bed in my pad wrapped unders and a work shirt. Convincing myself I’m not about to die. Being a woman is the overrated.
moments like Drew losing her gotdamn mind over "3 to 5 rotisserie chickens" is why i tune in every week 😭😩😭😩
Lmao I was on the freeway cackling..
That’s like at least $15-$25 worth of chicken too 😂😂
Daison, 24 minutes into the 59 minutes episode: “we’re gonna jump right in to this weeks episode”
Girl where
😭😭😭
It's a long jump
and then said “the first 8 minutes” 😭😭😭
One time I grabbed a goose by the neck bc he was trying to take my bread, and let me tell you: their necks are so much more denser than I thought 😅
THIS MADE ME SICK WHYYYYY
Drew ate up that flight attendant
*25 minutes into the ep*
Daison: ok guys we are gonna get straight into tho topic for the today
Lmaoooo I love it
Zoomies are for the first half of every episode !!!
New tsa rule: remove your shirt and pants but keep your wallet in your pocket. It’s just your wallet
Once I saw a family trying to bring multiple giant bags of raw chicken soaking in marinade through tsa. They were asked to throw it away and started fighting with each other about it.
I was amazed.
GIRL WHAT … RAW MARINATED CHICKEN in a BAG
I got in trouble for telling a girl in elementary school that i didn’t want to be friends. They pulled me into the principals office and told me I HAD to be friends 🤨. I wasn’t even mean about it I just didn’t particularly vibe with her. My dad quickly shut that down, and told them that no I actually didn’t HAVE TO be friends with anyone 😌
I really just wanna say Drew said we couldn’t conceptualize what else she did in NY I immediately said “drugs” and then she said “what’s your best guess? it’s wrong” I said “some type of drug” LOLLLL I love you guys
😭 we meant that she went to a super fun event not that lol
@@twoidiotgirlsOH OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS THE POPPY SEEDS HAHAHA my bad g
The all black is giving “Emo kids in class who bond over the same band”
Like Deison, I CANNOT get lotion on my back. So I bought one of those lotion roller things that my grandma used to use and it's SO GOOD. I also use it for sunscreen when I'm alone at the pool and look like a fool, but at least I'm not getting burnt
As someone who's been chased by a goose and lost my shoe while running away, I couldn't even take on one😂
deison saying "i'm actually an auntie to other people" SAY IT LOUDER!!!!!! i'm not a public person with a platform but, given the relationship i have with my family, i would feel the same way about strangers calling me auntie!!!!!
Usually TSA is mean to me, fair, BUT I had a meet you with the prettiest TSA agent at a Florida airport and I miss her lol
We made eye contact and I told her hair was really pretty (she had a bow in it) and she said I was really pretty at the same time. In my head we were already married
As soon as you said florida airport, I believed you
AHHHHH ❤❤❤
I literally came here from the Caleb crossover episodes and didnt expect to relate immediately to watching Avatar for the first time recently too 😂😂
that "damn" at 49:08 gives the same energy as the "bad" bit from Family Guy 🤣🤣🤣
Heavy on the don’t touch me - and people think it’s funny to push that boundary like HUH
Who knew business class on delta had such high standards of the dress code.. fashion policeeeeeee
OMG that girl who posted about u being drunk is my bff and she was mad embarrassed about it. She really was just super drunk and assumed everyone was on her level🤣 she loves u and genuinely was happy to see u having fun 🫶
thank you for always blessing us with these midnight episode releases- especially when I’m up working late and get to catch one fresh off the line 🥳
Thank GOD I was just about to eat my dinner with NO VIDEO thank youuuuuu
Being on nights never felt so good 🤭 I love this ep!! you guys are hilarious 🤣
the story ab airplane dress code KILLED me 😂😂 FTK 🖕
"Prepare to be.... JAMMED" I'm hoping you were referencing Space Balls 😂
🫡
Damn i thought it was Parks and Rec
I told a girl in daycare that Hannah Montana was related to me so she’d be my friend
I reenacted an entire scene that hannah’s best friend in the show did to be funny and they said You remind me of hannah montana and i lied and said I never saw it like why 😭
Lmao I had the worst night. So happy to see this ❤️ y’all are like my virtual older sisters. That might sound weird to some, but you two are so comforting to me. Especially as a young Indigenous woman. Much love ✨❤️
NO MAYONNAISE IS THE ELITE GURL THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT
GURL MUSTARD EWW😂😂😂
This episode is exactly what I needed after my weekly cry sesh. Love you guys
I am, as i write this, lowkey having an anxiety attack while laying in bed, trying to go to sleep, overthinking about my life and how shit it has been recently. Seeing this on my YT feed was a bleeesssssssing~ for bedtime 😭 thank you 😭
sending you love n light, bestie 🫶🏻
i’m surprised one of your guys’ bits isn’t “because singing killed my grandma, ok!” from the first trolls movie
49:01 for the rotisserie chicken question
Dolphins feel like a cat’s tongue, so I get grossed out thinking about that on Drew’s back lmao!
i knew the 'you get out of here!!' right awayyy!!!!
Liking the video before even watching because you know it’s already gonna be good
drew, the glasses are such a vibe
Drew wears those glasses well 👍🏽
Hell yeah ! I’m working overnight & struggling to stay awake. Thanks girls ! ❤️
Daison was so right about saying that Trolls 3 movie is the best. This is a fact
SCREAMING CRYING ROLLING ON THE GROUND WOOOOOO
enya from e.i. had the same tsa take i neeeeeeed the brand collab gurlies
the dispicable me movie series me and my family love them but me and my sister went to go see "the rise of gru" and we had to stop oursleves from laughing louder than the kids in the theatre 😂
dabbling in the jazz cabbage before playing dreamlight valley is what i’m fuckin talkin about. yall said that and im alone in my car like RIGHT THATS WHAT IM SAYING.
The comedy in Trolls 3 is INSANE I’m obsessed!!
the glasses on drew are so cute!!
love u guys sm!! comfort pod
was talking about podcasts with the lady at the dispo today and talked about this one 🤞
last ep I was thinking I need a tuna update thanks drew
“You’ve been jammed” is from Parks & Recs! 😂👀
I was referencing Space Balls but wouldn’t be surprised if Parks & Rec was quoting them too!
Honey mustard is ELITE 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 44:45
Everybody commenting how early in the morning this ep dropped… I was literally sheltering in my closet from a tornado 😅
42:06 a woman asked to switch seats with me to sit next to her husband. The flight attendant overheard and said “it’s an hour flight, you’ll be fine.. sit down” 😂 I didn’t even have time to reply
Sephora has a sale coming up!!!!! There’s a St Barts set with the cleanser and cream!!!!!
the TSA portion is so real, some airports they’re soooo mean. if y’all have ever been to Boston Logan airport it’s the rudest TSA but honestly, so fair bc the idiocy i see passing through, the TSA is valid for it 😂😂😂
You guys really need to watch Legend of Korra after you finish the Last Airbender!! I was hesitant of it at first, but it’s nostalgic in so many ways and Korra is a gay icon
1. BBQ sauce (honey especially)
2. Ketchup
3. Sweet and sour (McDonald's is the best)
4. Marinara (only with bread/pizza/mozzarella sticks/etc.)
5. Ranch
Also love the edits and visuals. 🥰
You two are so cute! I always listen on spotify, but y'all popped up here. Adore this podcast. ❤
yall being high alongside me, loves it
The way I knew drew was gonna bring up elemental
also its a fact smoking calms your stomach!! i have a ED and when i smoke the munchies kick in and finally let me eat and eat more than my normal because i dont feel super full so i do think it does effect ur hunger!!!
drew ur so wrong about munchies, they r very real to me, when i garden i feel like i could eat a whole cow by myself 😭
I finally got to watching the summer I turned pretty and I neeeeed your recaps on the seasons now that i get it 😭I remember you guys talking about it but I can’t find all the episodes you guys talked about it
So you’re telling me Polynesian sauce isn’t one of your favorites??? (Pls laugh if not I’m sorry)
Okay but now it’s time for KORRRAAAAAA
With those munchies, you girlie's need to remember that different strains have different side effects. Some strains are grown specifically to increase appetite (for medical reasons).
There’s a scientific reasoning for munchies actually
Also when I told my therapist I clean when I smoke that started the long process of being diagnosed with ADHD
I decided to garden first thing this morning and watch this at the sane time and now it's not even 7 am and I am CACKLING !!!
omg I've been watching Avatar the animated series after Drew Gooden's video and I can't believe you're watching it too lmao that was a nice surprise
32:09 agreeeeddddd TSA needs that extra line for those who needs help
Those are all good sauces, I'll take those and raise you : peanut sauce, bolognese, blue cheese, sriracha, and bbq.
if someone ever said i look like i love mayo id fight them
Idk, gardening with a pen I just feel good. But when I eat certain edible things from the garden I will eat ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. I am an endless void for food when I eat those certain things.
Oh easy, you got in trouble cause you’re brown. LITERALLY same situation happened to me k-5 grade. Tall, plus sized Mexican girl in a mostly white school….literally my villain origin story. I couldn’t ever stand up for myself. One time, a girl tried to playfully poke me with rusty scissors and I, also playfully, whacked her hands away with a spiral and her scissors fell apart bc they were that rusty and she started crying and I got in trouble for breaking her scissors! Sounds very “out of all the things that never happened…”, but no, literally. I’m traumatized!
y'all one time i was at the airport w my mom and we were waiting at the gate for our plane, i was like maybe 11-12 wearing a y shirt w a jacket on and some shorts. Can u believe that a grown ass man and woman at the gate counter told my mom that i needed to cover up and wrap my jacket around my waist because my shorts were too short..... mind u they were NOT TOO SHORT they were regular ass little kid shorts. This shit still makes me mad to this day
omg yalll i’m doing chemistry homework rn 😔✊
I am convinced there are honey mustard and ranch sisters because as the honey mustard sister I almost never use ranch but my sister is the exact other way around !! I am too hiiiiiii and commenting too much but idc rn bc I won't go back and look at this so it doesn't really matter lol. you guys are so funny and I love this podcast so much.
You guys should go on Bad friends. Would love to see the battle of fun against two comic duos.
big agree on the TSA and flight attendant shit OH MY GODDDDD !!! also is a kid reading the word shit on a shirt somehow detrimental in some way? I also LOVE how women are constantly required to care for kids whether they even want ones of their own or even HAVE kids of their own. let that kids parents deal with it like ??? literally go cry about the decorum of a slightly closer seat to the front of an aircraft. grow uppppppppp !
i wish the live actor for uncle iroh spoke in his cadence that’s my main criticism what a shame!!
WAIT YES ALSO THIS
Telling everyone that Deison Afualo is my cousin but not Drew
Hoping it was Moana or related to your book in NY ❤ otherwise can't wait to see whatever it is!
It IS really mean to say “you look like you love mayonnaise” because someone told me that when I was a chef at a restaurant. They wanted to thank the person who made their food. That was common but they were both genuinely surprised I was who made it and one of them told me “it’s just shocking you made THIS when you look like your REALLY like mayonnaise” 😭💀
hahahahahahahahahaha
As a virgo that also hates being touch, I felt that😂
39:22 LET THAT FLIGHT ATTENDANT KNOW 😤😤 so weird
dude i understand the family nickname thing so much like my family calls me KK but my name starts with a C like HUH? or our other sisters name is Miranda but we call her Rooroo,..
I'm a true plain girl. Soy sauce is my ride or die.
Girl. Caesar has fish and mayonnaise has eggs.
Seems personal
@@joscelynnavila6825 Deison doesn’t eat meat and she’s allergic to eggs. It’s not personal to me. I just don’t know if she knows that and then one day is gonna be like “ why did no one tell me sooner “
Is it that Zuko doesn’t end up with Katara?
lemonade by gucci mane was my top listened to song last month🫡
Y’all really hurt my feelings about the Despicable Me movies. I LOVE those!!!
drew’s so pretty what the heck
Drew white Frenchies shed more. Like 24/7 7days a week. Bath and use conditioner every 2 weeks or so. It will help. Get a zoom groom brush.
10 seconds ago? I am here
deison and i are opposites because i will only eat a sauce if it DOESNT have mayo in it. idk what it is but mayo does not sit right w my spirit.
drew looks great in glasses.
Airports have shown me time and time again some adults are just DUMB!!!! 🤦🏽♂
Locked in 🫡
top tier crying movie is Tinkerbell and the legend of the never beast HANDS DOWN and the girls who get it get
if i got stopped at the airport EVERYTIME i tried to board priority id flip. y'all are stronger than me cause id be yelling "ARE YOU A RACIST?? WHAT ABOUT ME MAKES YOU THINK IM NOT WHERE IM SUPPOSE TO BE???"
Day 2 of my period. First day of actually bleeding. Sitting on the bed in my pad wrapped unders and a work shirt. Convincing myself I’m not about to die. Being a woman is the overrated.
Y’all better be watching legend of Korra !!!