James May makes food from his childhood

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  • @Graylord88
    @Graylord88 4 роки тому +4031

    "Food from his childhood".
    -Goes straight to wine bottles.

    • @jaybee4118
      @jaybee4118 4 роки тому +125

      That’s the 70s for you.

    • @EthanAdey
      @EthanAdey 4 роки тому +5

      So?

    • @Apatetika
      @Apatetika 4 роки тому +19

      @LinusDickTips You don't have to be rich to not ruin your body.

    • @breadboi205
      @breadboi205 4 роки тому +24

      Just coz he drank it as a foetus doesn’t mean its not childhood

    • @amber_long
      @amber_long 4 роки тому +3

      @LinusDickTips You can be sheltered without being born into wealth.

  • @jordanski100
    @jordanski100 5 років тому +1895

    I have just spent 10 minutes watching James May making a sandwich.
    I’d do it again too

    • @tt-ln4mc
      @tt-ln4mc 5 років тому +10

      real ones also watched him build that kitchen hes in

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 5 років тому +2

      Me too...but only if it was a different kind of sandwich. Think I've got salad sorted now.

    • @CaptainObvious
      @CaptainObvious 5 років тому

      Literally my life

    • @benjyfriedman
      @benjyfriedman 5 років тому

      @@tt-ln4mc I did see him build the kitchen. Wonder what else he's gonna build? Maybe restore a classic car? Who knows?

    • @keithdee9232
      @keithdee9232 5 років тому +1

      LOL! Now that you mention it .... yeah, me too! FML!!

  • @NotAuxell
    @NotAuxell 4 роки тому +2891

    Tonight on Bottom Gear, James suffers from nostalgia and makes himself a sandwich

    • @SusieFanK
      @SusieFanK 4 роки тому +96

      Jeremy with a distorted face: jams sadnvich tastes kinda funny innit

    • @damnedlegionaire
      @damnedlegionaire 4 роки тому +61

      @@SusieFanK Jims this needs more exhoost fume

    • @perchef8970
      @perchef8970 4 роки тому +6

      I used to love rice cake with chicken when I was a child.

    • @user-wu3xz3mf9m
      @user-wu3xz3mf9m 4 роки тому +11

      James with the new pub.. Jeremy with a farm? Not sure where the little man’s gone?? U can tell there worse off with out each other.. just Chuck them back in to top gear..

    • @superbird4351
      @superbird4351 4 роки тому +7

      @@user-wu3xz3mf9m
      They do the Grand Tour together

  • @TheCrazyDcoolest
    @TheCrazyDcoolest 4 роки тому +774

    After two and half years of insomnia, months of medication and therapy treatment I can finally say I've finally found a cure for my insomnia. I put this video on at 1 AM last night and was out cold in under a minute. best sleep I've had in years. Thank you James for curing my insomnia.

  • @NBST28
    @NBST28 4 роки тому +2255

    "Reasonably dense, and floppy", he just gave an extremely accurate description of most human beings.

    • @robinwalia5361
      @robinwalia5361 4 роки тому +55

      Also hideously white

    • @Lieutenant_Dude
      @Lieutenant_Dude 4 роки тому +33

      robin walia that’s the most bbc thing I’ve heard all week.

    • @mistermangoman9293
      @mistermangoman9293 4 роки тому +21

      I thought this comment was going somewhere else

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue 4 роки тому +9

      It certainly applies to my husband

    • @ArtisticChimera
      @ArtisticChimera 4 роки тому +4

      And most of the cars he's driven

  • @Harryyano
    @Harryyano 5 років тому +959

    Gordon Ramsey’s Masterclass ad finishes:
    James May: The salad cream really brings out the flavour of the lettuce

    • @Gergoth117
      @Gergoth117 5 років тому +31

      Lmao, I want gordon ramsay to post a reaction video to these.

    • @InXLsisDeo
      @InXLsisDeo 4 роки тому +12

      @@Gergoth117 I just watched the whole series and it all goes downhill from this recipe.

    • @isak338
      @isak338 4 роки тому +9

      james may beat that man in a cookoff

    • @brandonmartin-moore5302
      @brandonmartin-moore5302 4 роки тому +3

      Perfect.

    • @tomlindsay2687
      @tomlindsay2687 4 роки тому

      Bro I got the same 😂😂

  • @balisticren6155
    @balisticren6155 5 років тому +2837

    James May makes food from his childhood
    *starts with wine*

    • @haltair4015
      @haltair4015 5 років тому +13

      YES xD I thought I was the only one who spotted that x)

    • @fredorico41
      @fredorico41 5 років тому +14

      Maybe he started drinking very young lol 😆👍

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 5 років тому +7

      Actually, there is a YT video on Richard Hammond and food. James May is not the only Top Gear presenter drinking alcohol while preparing a meal. It makes me wonder if Jeremy needs a glass while cooking, too. Wouldn't surprise me.

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 5 років тому +5

      @@fredorico41 Got me on milk and... alcohol. 🎶

    • @Radi0he4d1
      @Radi0he4d1 5 років тому

      Explains a lot

  • @ronikamerl
    @ronikamerl 4 роки тому +2074

    Imagine showing this to someone who doesn't know who James May is and then trying to explain why you utterly, utterly love this boring old man.

    • @billy4734
      @billy4734 3 роки тому +59

      British man
      That is all

    • @Optimusisgod
      @Optimusisgod 3 роки тому +55

      Perfect comment; the most stereotypical dry british man. I love him.

    • @jeremybosse5088
      @jeremybosse5088 3 роки тому +12

      I don’t know he’s got character

    • @basic-os
      @basic-os 3 роки тому +45

      He’s so boringly entertaining
      Or is it entertainingly boring
      Something like that

    • @roisinnigcrainn7722
      @roisinnigcrainn7722 3 роки тому +1

      @@basic-os I concur

  • @xylaharrison7822
    @xylaharrison7822 4 роки тому +3884

    *This man beat Gordon Ramsey at cooking while drunk. Let that sink in.*

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 4 роки тому +89

      I saw that here on BBC America and on UA-cam of course. It was...a golden moment.

    • @Lagmaster33
      @Lagmaster33 4 роки тому +78

      Also destroyed Gordon in the food tasting.

    • @Lux2
      @Lux2 4 роки тому +26

      Ramsay can't even eat hárkarl.

    • @76driver
      @76driver 4 роки тому +54

      Knife skills:
      Let the wine do the work...

    • @Lux2
      @Lux2 4 роки тому +25

      @Brad Viviviyal , it was in Iceland. The Swedes do have their own rotten fish delicacy: surströmming. It's putrified herring from the northern part of Sweden.

  • @ZspotMotorsport
    @ZspotMotorsport 5 років тому +1948

    IS THERE ANYTHING I WON'T WATCH JAMES MAY ASSEMBLE? No.

    • @Ben_Mayall
      @Ben_Mayall 5 років тому +21

      Mark Pelto I loved when he did ‘the reassembler’. But, to everyone else, it was boring.

    • @brandoncarlson340
      @brandoncarlson340 5 років тому +7

      I'd watch him do reverse engineering of a .....fill in the blank..

    • @heretomakeyousalty6126
      @heretomakeyousalty6126 5 років тому

      Mark Pelto next up social skills with mark pelto, an his wanting to be seen/heard issues. Formally known as over use of CAPS

    • @ZspotMotorsport
      @ZspotMotorsport 5 років тому +4

      @@heretomakeyousalty6126 Yeah thats kind of the point of caps and shouting. So what?

    • @nedyahyakcam
      @nedyahyakcam 5 років тому +1

      I wouldn't like to watch him try assemble a child.

  • @PaintYourOffice
    @PaintYourOffice 5 років тому +4362

    I love how James May is kinda a UA-camr now

    • @PointNemo9
      @PointNemo9 5 років тому +20

      What is "kinda"?

    • @santiagokiwi3187
      @santiagokiwi3187 5 років тому +84

      @@PointNemo9 kinda = kind of

    • @PointNemo9
      @PointNemo9 5 років тому +6

      @@santiagokiwi3187 I thought it meant "kinder"

    • @_Odin_
      @_Odin_ 5 років тому +46

      You didn't know about his Twitch channel where he live streams playing CS:GO? Damn son, its 2019! He has some nice Twitch Thots in his entourage too!

    • @んや-s7z
      @んや-s7z 5 років тому +7

      If you don’t know English don’t type it

  • @lightblue254
    @lightblue254 4 роки тому +595

    1970: So in the 1970s water hadn't been invented yet, what we had was government issued drinkable fluids

    • @roonilwazlib3089
      @roonilwazlib3089 3 роки тому +18

      council pop ✌🏻

    • @lightblue254
      @lightblue254 3 роки тому +8

      @@roonilwazlib3089 Amazing lol

    • @roonilwazlib3089
      @roonilwazlib3089 3 роки тому +6

      @@lightblue254 that’s actually what we call it 😂

    • @Bellocks1
      @Bellocks1 3 роки тому +1

      I still call it council pop sometimes even now, in 2021, lol. I was born in the 80s not the 70s though.

    • @BoHorn
      @BoHorn 3 роки тому +1

      Roonil Wazlib that username, well done, funny comment too.

  • @Sledgeh101
    @Sledgeh101 5 років тому +692

    "We're going to make a packed lunch."
    - pulls out a bottle of wine
    This explains SO much

    • @primethread
      @primethread 5 років тому +6

      Captain Slow

    • @PhilJonesIII
      @PhilJonesIII 5 років тому

      Fanny Craddock and her husband Jonnie. More 60s than 70s. Jonnie always showed up sounding like he'd got through a couple of bottles before even starting.
      She always sounded like she was preparing roast pig stuffed with quail while explaining mashed potatoes.

  • @chiefmonrovia6691
    @chiefmonrovia6691 4 роки тому +423

    This is the kind of thing Jeremy and richard would make fun of James for doing, calling him the most boring human being to ever walk the earth, but I loved this

    • @cindycraig3164
      @cindycraig3164 3 роки тому +10

      Which is one of the reasons we love this...

    • @MrGersboy72
      @MrGersboy72 3 роки тому +5

      I was just speaking to Jeremy and he said you’re just as boring.

  • @siraman25
    @siraman25 5 років тому +1360

    This... is red wine, because it isn't white wine.
    -Captain Slow, 2019

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 років тому

      Literally came down to the comments straight away to see if they're mostly about him drinking. I thought he might not have a drink this time, considering he's making things from his childhood.

    • @bensnyder5890
      @bensnyder5890 5 років тому +4

      So it's a BLT without the B; essentially.

    • @jacobrandolph4199
      @jacobrandolph4199 5 років тому +2

      I found that quote quite hilarious

    • @Gblonkers
      @Gblonkers 5 років тому

      DILLY DILLY!

    • @johnchristopherson2957
      @johnchristopherson2957 5 років тому +1

      @@bensnyder5890 I was thinking that bacon would be perfect on that sandwich as well, lol.

  • @ncot_tech
    @ncot_tech 4 роки тому +150

    To recreate the true sandwich from that era, you need to now force it into a little sandwich bag, squash it some more and force the whole lot into a small tupperware box (the ones that smell weird) along with a single apple and a chocolate bar.
    I have rather vivid memories of standing outside, in the rain at school eating one of those.

    • @thesarge7732
      @thesarge7732 2 роки тому +5

      And then leave in the sunshine of a classroom window along with the free milk.

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose 2 роки тому

      @@thesarge7732 😅 Look up Paul Hogan's childhood sandwiches.
      Brilliant!

  • @whatwouldwesleycook9759
    @whatwouldwesleycook9759 5 років тому +734

    I just spent 11 minutes watching James build a lettuce sandwich......

    • @fantasyfan9320
      @fantasyfan9320 5 років тому +4

      Ok boomer

    • @sandwich2473
      @sandwich2473 5 років тому +25

      Nothing wrong with that, it's a fantastic sandwich.
      It's been my icon for probably around 6 years now.

    • @acehighjohn1759
      @acehighjohn1759 5 років тому +4

      This is the 2nd night in a row ive watched him make really basic sandiches and i dont know why? ....Also, bread should face opposite ways imo...thoughts?

    • @PeacefulPPO
      @PeacefulPPO 4 роки тому

      Would you cook it is the question Wesley

    • @jennifermiranda6023
      @jennifermiranda6023 8 місяців тому

      And found it entertaining 😄

  • @AbrahamSalazar210
    @AbrahamSalazar210 5 років тому +476

    This is the most British thing I've ever seen.

    • @nc30guy
      @nc30guy 5 років тому +5

      Its not tank chats by David Fletcher are one to checkout.

    • @kakapofan6542
      @kakapofan6542 5 років тому +5

      I recommend watching Wallace and gromit, spitting image, Monty python and Blackadder for a culture shock if you want

    • @mannydcbianco
      @mannydcbianco 4 роки тому +1

      I can't believe you've done this.

  • @rudeanne
    @rudeanne 4 роки тому +273

    “Kale wasn’t even invented yet.” 😂😭 May has always been my fav.
    * “...anoint the lettuce.” ☠️

  • @tasmiyahrawoot9243
    @tasmiyahrawoot9243 4 роки тому +357

    When the cameraman was hired:
    Interviewer: "you will be working on a cooking show with James may"
    Cameraman: "Great I love food"
    James may: "here's a cucumber lettuce tomato and spring onion sandwich with some salad dressing"
    Cameraman: "..."

    • @captainbackflash
      @captainbackflash 4 роки тому +1

      I was wondering about the spring onion. Does it work?

    • @asmolcade5818
      @asmolcade5818 3 роки тому +8

      I’m pretty sure salad cream is different to dressing

    • @aquarius4953
      @aquarius4953 3 роки тому

      Come on! To go through boiled meat to this sandwich was a great step to what somebody will call, one day, British cuisine. Of course that somebody was British !

    • @PJD_55
      @PJD_55 3 роки тому +3

      @@asmolcade5818 Salad Cream. How British. We’re too sophisticated for Mayonnaise.

    • @MrMoekanz
      @MrMoekanz 3 роки тому

      I think the camera man has as much flavour as this salad though to be honest.

  • @johnjohntv1195
    @johnjohntv1195 4 роки тому +943

    It’s 4am and I’m watching James May make a sandwich...
    what even is my life?

  • @dothius
    @dothius 4 роки тому +2132

    If you didn't know this was James May you'd think it's some broke British old man trying to start a UA-cam series

    • @leisure057blank3
      @leisure057blank3 4 роки тому +94

      Well I never heard of him and that is what I thought

    • @rogerhoke9725
      @rogerhoke9725 4 роки тому +27

      leisure057 blank hahahah yeah. I have no idea who this guy is.

    • @barbikayler40532
      @barbikayler40532 4 роки тому +17

      I think I know him from something automotive....help me people....I just can't Google today, lol

    • @KATNYC_718
      @KATNYC_718 4 роки тому +12

      I don't know him and it's what I thought lol. I saw the sub count and was like huh? 😆

    • @marcopolo9146
      @marcopolo9146 4 роки тому +19

      Why are you idiots watching?

  • @AndrewGibson22
    @AndrewGibson22 5 років тому +498

    Jeremy "I bought a farm"
    James "I made a sandwich"
    Its important not to over stretch ones self.

    • @damiangwardzik1502
      @damiangwardzik1502 5 років тому +43

      And hammond became a Ford salesman

    • @emmanichollas3211
      @emmanichollas3211 5 років тому +13

      They are all going through their post-grand tour mid-life crisis

    • @bnap3221
      @bnap3221 5 років тому +1

      Gibson Bowles did Clarkson make a UA-cam video about buying a farm or did he just buy one generally?

    • @AndrewGibson22
      @AndrewGibson22 5 років тому

      @@bnap3221 no, he is making a new series about his new farm.

    • @bnap3221
      @bnap3221 5 років тому

      Gibson Bowles is it released?

  • @soupcanltd2603
    @soupcanltd2603 3 роки тому +435

    “This is red wine, because it isn’t white wine.”
    correct

    • @aquarius4953
      @aquarius4953 3 роки тому +2

      What about rosé wine ? No red wine, but no white wine either .

    • @IAteYourFace72
      @IAteYourFace72 3 роки тому +4

      @@aquarius4953 just red and white mixed together

    • @peterjf7723
      @peterjf7723 3 роки тому +2

      @@aquarius4953 Portuguese Mateus Rosé, very popular in the 1970s.

    • @PJD_55
      @PJD_55 3 роки тому +2

      @@peterjf7723 Ah yes. Mateus Rosé, the height of sophistication in the ‘70’s

  • @willbrent3385
    @willbrent3385 5 років тому +242

    I could watch this man talk about paint drying whilst paint is drying

    • @jackmantheiy5997
      @jackmantheiy5997 5 років тому +2

      Same but the audio is horrible. This is unbearable

    • @alakani
      @alakani 5 років тому +1

      @@jackmantheiy5997 That sucks that a little reverb and non-ideal EQing can completely ruin your enjoyment of high quality content. That might be a medical condition called misophobia, in which certain sounds can trigger intense negative feelings and thoughts. There aren't any known treatments yet but exposure therapy might help.

  • @davinatest8467
    @davinatest8467 4 роки тому +132

    Olive oil could be bought from your local chemist in very small bottles and used as sun cream/Oil or for ear aches

    • @gbadesakin
      @gbadesakin 4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 роки тому +1

      Aye. Weirdly in the early days of motoring; you had to buy Petrol from Pharmacies too XD.

    • @-bubby9633
      @-bubby9633 3 роки тому +2

      Worst part was this wasn't only the 70s. My parents often recalled having to stop by a chemist in a UK village in the early 90s for olive oil

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 3 роки тому

      @@-bubby9633 Wouldn't surprise me. Most medium sized towns & up had OO on the [food] shop shelves by then.

    • @marleneclough3173
      @marleneclough3173 3 роки тому +1

      Amazingly Mrs Beeton used olive oil in her recipes. I wonder what happened in between? 2 World Wars?

  • @Skinz01
    @Skinz01 5 років тому +242

    "I'm not going to wash this spring onion, I'm sure it won't kill me since I'll be feeding it to someone else."

    • @InXLsisDeo
      @InXLsisDeo 4 роки тому +7

      That's probably how they did it back in the 70s kitchens. Attention to authenticity.

    • @Juuk-D
      @Juuk-D 4 роки тому +6

      Germs and a little dirt only strenghtens your immune system.

    • @robinwalia5361
      @robinwalia5361 4 роки тому +6

      @@Juuk-D I see you have some culture in you.... Plenty of it!

    • @lilbatz
      @lilbatz 4 роки тому

      Says every minimum wage minion working the fast food night shift.

  • @captainbongwater7790
    @captainbongwater7790 4 роки тому +24

    The most interesting part of this is that this is a major part of his young life. You learn a lot about a time and place by their food. Hope he does more of this, preferably while driving.

  • @molsy1768
    @molsy1768 5 років тому +256

    More of these, and make them longer!

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 років тому +2

      Yes!

    • @LockonKubi
      @LockonKubi 5 років тому +11

      Also put a mic on James, that echo is horrible.

    • @jackshiels1206
      @jackshiels1206 5 років тому +7

      Molsy 176 that’s what she said 😜 sorry I had to do that

    • @SmartassX1
      @SmartassX1 5 років тому +1

      Bigger, longer and uncut!

    • @Normandy-e8i
      @Normandy-e8i 5 років тому

      that sandwich is a nightmare, appreciate on Halloween

  • @PeacefulPPO
    @PeacefulPPO 4 роки тому +477

    James taking that bread I buy every week like it's some historical alien artifact has made me question my life and choices 🥺

    • @teddyboy9116
      @teddyboy9116 4 роки тому +6

      I eat that bread every day now!! And Marge

    • @bunny_smith
      @bunny_smith 4 роки тому +6

      Don’t. Your life. You do you, Boo.

    • @marianna3253
      @marianna3253 4 роки тому +1

      @@teddyboy9116 more like dough boy

    • @teddyboy9116
      @teddyboy9116 4 роки тому

      @@marianna3253 cheeky b@@ch! I'm not fat at all

    • @marianna3253
      @marianna3253 4 роки тому

      @@teddyboy9116 just a joke eh!

  • @jeydoubleyew
    @jeydoubleyew 5 років тому +97

    I could watch James talk about and do literally anything.

  • @olipoole130
    @olipoole130 4 роки тому +290

    UA-camrs: "I've run out of ideas for interesting content :("
    James May : "Today were gonna make a sandwich"

  • @stevesmolinski
    @stevesmolinski 5 років тому +302

    This has the feel as though someone is holding James hostage and forcing him to perform for the camera.

    • @iStormUK
      @iStormUK 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, the audio's all over the left n right channels, and the lighting is just a touch odd

    • @johnbolan3158
      @johnbolan3158 5 років тому +8

      The heavy breathing from the camera man, jeeze that kills me

    • @suicunesolsan
      @suicunesolsan 5 років тому +5

      It's also because he's got his back to a wall for the whole video. It's not a nice wall either.

    • @GildaLee27
      @GildaLee27 5 років тому +12

      He's always like that. It's part of his charm...duress, being a silent victim.

    • @Earthstar_Review
      @Earthstar_Review 5 років тому

      It also looks like he's been trapped in a corner with a basic shelving unit and a counter

  • @seanpruitt6801
    @seanpruitt6801 5 років тому +126

    James May is the only one who can make this interesting

  • @JohnJackson-mn4ts
    @JohnJackson-mn4ts 4 роки тому +119

    With a bag of skips and a huge wagon wheel.
    The kid that brought boiled egg sandwich, and all heads would turn towards them as everyone catches scent of that pungent sulphurous smell.

    • @robinforrest7680
      @robinforrest7680 4 роки тому +13

      Ah yes. Fartwiches.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 роки тому +4

      I would embrace the egg sandwich! Egg and cress with that salad cream 🔥

    • @wollysocks1
      @wollysocks1 3 роки тому

      (Teenage daughter got hold of the phone here) this is my life...still...

    • @roisinnigcrainn7722
      @roisinnigcrainn7722 3 роки тому

      Egg mayo is yummy tho

  • @mads-henningjensen7178
    @mads-henningjensen7178 4 роки тому +99

    “It’s actually slightly wetter than I remember” whoever does the edits is the real mvp

    • @clockwork9827
      @clockwork9827 3 роки тому +1

      credits blitzed by

    • @joyfisher8008
      @joyfisher8008 3 роки тому

      Didn't see credits but my hunt is the editor was the ubiquitous Lucy Brown.

  • @anthonywalsh2520
    @anthonywalsh2520 5 років тому +522

    This is what tv programs would be like without directors and producers.

    • @eliteslayerkillamaja
      @eliteslayerkillamaja 5 років тому +19

      A perfect description but it's still good

    • @stevegreen8262
      @stevegreen8262 5 років тому +27

      and sound technicians

    • @vincentperratore4395
      @vincentperratore4395 5 років тому +10

      Or half baked morons with an agenda!

    • @abe8966
      @abe8966 5 років тому +11

      and I'm all for it

    • @Cambone13
      @Cambone13 5 років тому +13

      Ya and it's fucking great. No commercials, no bullshit

  • @DaThingOnTheDoorstep
    @DaThingOnTheDoorstep 5 років тому +22

    70's cookbooks truly are a lost art form. Some of the things in them, whoever came up with the recipes has glimpsed beyond the veil of this existence.

    • @stephkightley7888
      @stephkightley7888 5 років тому

      Have you seen some of the 60s recipe books? The food pics are mostly horrible and unappetising...definitely don't make you want to rush into the kitchen to try one or two or ten...

  • @Pughhead
    @Pughhead 5 років тому +3163

    James May is so boring that he’s interesting.

  • @Plentisaki
    @Plentisaki 4 роки тому +10

    As a child in the 1970's, this is spot on as far as lunch goes. That Sunblest bread would weld itself to the roof of your mouth, so had to be dislodged with either your finger, or a packet of Golden Wonder crisps! Dinner would be a Vesta Chow Mein with strawberry Angel Delight for pudding, washed down with Orange Squash that could glow in the dark, or if you were really lucky, a can of Top Deck shandy! :-)!

  • @abheerkohli4035
    @abheerkohli4035 5 років тому +277

    In tonight's show:
    A man holds a camera
    James makes a salad sandwich
    And tom eats the sandwich

    • @yodelinggoethe1147
      @yodelinggoethe1147 5 років тому +9

      Abheer Kohli that really sounds like something clarkson would say

    • @abheerkohli4035
      @abheerkohli4035 5 років тому +3

      @@yodelinggoethe1147 obviously. Thats why i did it😂

    • @kregadeth5562
      @kregadeth5562 5 років тому +1

      Abheer Kohli very nice

    • @TeddyBear1280
      @TeddyBear1280 5 років тому +2

      i did read this in Clarkson voice

    • @boriz_
      @boriz_ 5 років тому +1

      *Crunches into lettuce sandwich* And on that horrible disappointment we have to end the show.

  • @aqua46784
    @aqua46784 5 років тому +120

    Having eaten sandwiches in the 1970s and even -- gasp -- the 1960s, I was waiting for the stuck-to-the-roof-of-the-mouth thing re the bread. Historically accurate, youngsters.

    • @ginskimpivot753
      @ginskimpivot753 5 років тому +11

      There's actually a term for that - pallet-cling.

    • @OscarJamess
      @OscarJamess 5 років тому +5

      That still happens fyi

    • @StevioGaming1
      @StevioGaming1 5 років тому +2

      I'm 18 and that used to happen all the time to me when I made a lettuce and cheese sandwhich.

    • @OscarJamess
      @OscarJamess 5 років тому +4

      It's funny how when you're young you can see so easily when someone is really insecure about their age

    • @kevinshort3943
      @kevinshort3943 5 років тому +2

      I existed in the 70's, but I don't remember "the stuck-to-the-roof-of-the-mouth thing re the bread" - I also don't remember margarine either.

  • @callumhardy5098
    @callumhardy5098 5 років тому +184

    “Jamie Oliver’s Victorian kebab van” would love to see that!

  • @garybusey9941
    @garybusey9941 4 роки тому +20

    “We used lettuce.”
    Okay.
    “There’s a lettuce.”
    Indeed, James.

  • @Ben-rq5re
    @Ben-rq5re 5 років тому +324

    I just sat through 8 adverts to watch the assembly of the world’s worst sandwich. I hate myself.

    • @davieraB
      @davieraB 5 років тому +1

      🤣

    • @papagynther6905
      @papagynther6905 5 років тому +15

      We're not here for the food or the cars we're here for the boys

    • @ColKlinkerhofen
      @ColKlinkerhofen 5 років тому +6

      download adblock.

    • @gulfconsulting7257
      @gulfconsulting7257 5 років тому +3

      the ads kill this superb cooking display

    • @janra8653
      @janra8653 5 років тому +2

      @G1zm0 abizmo I have Adblock for UA-cam - no ads for me when watching

  • @deloreanfan81
    @deloreanfan81 5 років тому +191

    Since this is captain slow im surprised we didn't get a 2 hour history of lettuce

  • @Hobartthedolphinboy
    @Hobartthedolphinboy 5 років тому +64

    May might be my favorite of the three. This is way more entertaining than it has any right to be.

    • @SuperTobbe12
      @SuperTobbe12 5 років тому +4

      Hobartthedolphinboy Absolutely, i can listen to him talking about anything for hours

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +6

      To be fair, they are different people, hammond is entertaining, Clarkson is dumb and funny, and james is just a gentleman who is an alcoholic

    • @bnap3221
      @bnap3221 5 років тому +1

      Maus well put

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому

      @@bnap3221 thank you.

  • @DirkdeZwijger
    @DirkdeZwijger 3 роки тому +41

    Did I really just watch May making a sodding vegetable sandwich for ten minutes straight?

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 2 роки тому +2

      Yea with bad audio quality

  • @jacobllgaard1079
    @jacobllgaard1079 5 років тому +405

    James May's childhood was in the 70's... the 1870's....

    • @drivingcat6901
      @drivingcat6901 5 років тому +21

      1870's BC

    • @reioni2143
      @reioni2143 5 років тому +10

      Really? I thought it was 70 years after the big bang.

    • @dionysisnanos6528
      @dionysisnanos6528 5 років тому +18

      Oh no, the big bang happened 70 years after he was born. You got your facts wrong.

    • @mk7mig
      @mk7mig 5 років тому +11

      He's so old, I was genuinely happy to see he looks well for his age

    • @Murtagh653
      @Murtagh653 5 років тому +10

      as wilth everything he does, he even ages slowly.

  • @olliemillward2614
    @olliemillward2614 5 років тому +155

    “I would peel it back but I can’t be bothered”
    His wife is a lucky lady

    • @colinmoore7460
      @colinmoore7460 5 років тому +1

      @ADAM FARRA Why am I not surprised?

    • @elsamo311
      @elsamo311 5 років тому +8

      @ADAM FARRA He's been with the same woman for 20 years so she basically is his wife

    • @legion999
      @legion999 5 років тому

      You can't even quote accurately?

    • @mortechrome
      @mortechrome 5 років тому +3

      ADAM FARRA He has a girlfriend since 20 some years actually, with whom he lives. It’s in reality the same thing as a wife.

    • @vtecpreludevtec
      @vtecpreludevtec 5 років тому +2

      Harpiye 73 a common law wife

  • @AR-xl6ym
    @AR-xl6ym 4 роки тому +158

    A couple of sneaky slices of ham or bacon and that would be a sandwich for the ages.

  • @aquarius4953
    @aquarius4953 3 роки тому +39

    Being a French guy, I can tell you (by experience) , back in the seventies, British and cuisine were some antagonist things.

    • @tgapcharlie
      @tgapcharlie 2 роки тому +6

      ah, the French. so many types of cheese, yet you never figured out chedder

    • @reggiebuffat
      @reggiebuffat 2 роки тому

      London was something else though.

  • @TahrahStar
    @TahrahStar 4 роки тому +131

    The only sandwiches I remember from the 70's were soggy Tomato sandwiches, Lettuce and Salad Cream Sandwiches and if we were really lucky Bread with Margarine and sprinkled with Sugar.

    • @ttintagel
      @ttintagel 4 роки тому +4

      Oh, yeah, we would get a whole bushel of tomatoes and have tomato sandwiches twice a day while they lasted.

    • @ThatLittlePickle
      @ThatLittlePickle 4 роки тому +12

      Sugar sandwiches are great tho

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 роки тому +12

      Jesus that's terrible, wheres the meat? Makes baloney and cheese sandwiches sound like a kings meal

    • @UncleRuckusEnjoyer
      @UncleRuckusEnjoyer 4 роки тому +11

      I thought here in Hungary under the socialist regime we had worst food but now im happy knowing we ate a bit better than the British chaps. By the way, the poorest people here had bread soaked with water and sprinkled sugar on it. My Mum used to eat that if they had no money at all.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 роки тому +2

      @@UncleRuckusEnjoyer Depended where you lived in the UK really. Most in the welsh counties back then had never seen Pasta, let alone eaten it.
      That's kind of fitting though, as the welsh are the descendents of the pictish peoples whom warred with the Romans XD.

  • @DougZbikowski
    @DougZbikowski 5 років тому +137

    This is like the punchline to a “When I was a kid we were so poor we ate...” joke.

  • @user-bb6eh5kd5d
    @user-bb6eh5kd5d 5 років тому +36

    “Everything , I mean everything could be saved including some of the machinery in your garage with salad cream” 😂😂😂😂😂. Absolutely classic , awesome awesome awesome . Man I miss good old banter and British humor . When is Grand Tour season 4 coming out sir

    • @juststeve5542
      @juststeve5542 5 років тому +2

      @Arrow Hart oh it still exists, we just save it for special parties where we know there aren't "those" people who get offended by everything.

    • @juststeve5542
      @juststeve5542 5 років тому

      Funny, but true. I have a Hungarian friend who became addicted to the stuff whilst over here, and now I have to send food parcels to Budapest!

  • @mariaskinner1276
    @mariaskinner1276 3 роки тому +2

    🤣sticking to the roof of the mouth when taking a bite🤣 so true and funny. If you add cheese to that sandwich, it would. Great show

  • @deborahwilliams-rowley4281
    @deborahwilliams-rowley4281 4 роки тому +71

    Back in the 70's I ate a lot of salad sandwiches, I used mayonnaise on both slices of bread and salt and pepper, I peeled the cucumber. I still eat them today

    • @TheTouc85
      @TheTouc85 4 роки тому +1

      🤮

    • @Juuk-D
      @Juuk-D 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheTouc85 Oh no we got a gen z disgusted by salad, bread and mayo :'( only difference between this and the ones you buy is the ham or chicken come onnn

    • @Clangokkuner
      @Clangokkuner 4 роки тому

      @@Juuk-D not really, raw vegetables are absolutely fucking disgusting

    • @eddiet7228
      @eddiet7228 4 роки тому +2

      I see you were actually quite posh.

    • @jaypee6804
      @jaypee6804 4 роки тому

      King Tin Hou That’s because you eat greasy sugary meat and grains usually.

  • @Metal-Possum
    @Metal-Possum 5 років тому +54

    Who else remembers having red or white wine in their packed lunch?

    • @sylvananas7923
      @sylvananas7923 5 років тому

      Good ol times

    • @ufokkenwotm8
      @ufokkenwotm8 5 років тому +1

      Brings along plastic shot glasses and a grape juice box in order to gain access to the cool table

  • @cele42
    @cele42 5 років тому +10

    I just watched James May making a sandwich for 10 mins and i LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT

  • @oleksandrbezkorovainyi
    @oleksandrbezkorovainyi 2 роки тому +4

    Why am I watching this? Why am I so entertained?
    James May will never die

  • @FreddyFuFu
    @FreddyFuFu 4 роки тому +39

    I recommend putting the green onions on the margarine before the lettuce.

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 4 роки тому +5

      But is that 70s authentic or is that more new wave spring onion dressing

  • @julsie3195
    @julsie3195 4 роки тому +80

    "anoint the lettuce"
    I wish James May was my dad

  • @HidingInMyRoom1989
    @HidingInMyRoom1989 4 роки тому +103

    I had this friend called Seth at primary school who used to bring a boiled egg with his packed lunch. When he started peeling the egg it smelled so bad it made us all gag. We used to call him egg boy.

    • @mathais6538
      @mathais6538 4 роки тому +21

      I wonder what egg boy is doing today

    • @fastfutures
      @fastfutures 4 роки тому +2

      Out of *all* the people I expect to find on a video of James May making scran, you are the last. Congrats I guess.

    • @clockwork9827
      @clockwork9827 3 роки тому

      in the 70's tho' ?

    • @adammercysystem6450
      @adammercysystem6450 2 роки тому +2

      @@mathais6538 he's now chancellor of the exchequer

    • @jamesdettmann94
      @jamesdettmann94 Рік тому

      You had a friend??

  • @teryxx781
    @teryxx781 3 роки тому +5

    “Jamie May’s Childhood Snacks”
    *goes straight to the bottle of red wine 😂

  • @keir92
    @keir92 5 років тому +15

    sound is proper filmed at home aesthetic. love it. “bad” sound is underrated

  • @hamishcameron-eveleigh787
    @hamishcameron-eveleigh787 5 років тому +76

    Why the hell am I watching this shit ?
    Because it's captain slow and it's brilliant!

  • @adaptorperish1322
    @adaptorperish1322 4 роки тому +96

    I like how he involves members of the team and treats them nicely, like a normal bloke should. I hope the younger colleagues don't think of him as a granddad and learn from him. Because there are quite a few things to learn.

    • @joek600
      @joek600 3 роки тому +3

      well the cameraman was from the 70's too lol

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 2 роки тому +1

      Who doesn't learn from their granddad?

  • @mullerman1104
    @mullerman1104 3 роки тому +11

    The Trick is to squeeze them into a small lunch box, so that they don’t fall apart After you stored them for 3 hours in your bag.

  • @daveryall5919
    @daveryall5919 4 роки тому +86

    Warburtons bread is more 70s, it comes in the wax paper wrapper.

    • @ryano8768
      @ryano8768 4 роки тому +1

      I prefer it over Hovis tho.

    • @daveryall5919
      @daveryall5919 4 роки тому +2

      Yes me too

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 роки тому +4

      My aunt would send us to the bakers for two large bloomer loaves. Even as a young kid I would chuckle that it was a pair of bloomers

    • @oddities-whatnot
      @oddities-whatnot 4 роки тому +2

      James is down south, and Warburtons is a northern brand, not very common down there although they may have a factory somewhere there now

  • @bengo76
    @bengo76 5 років тому +26

    James may is a legend, no matter what he's doing these days. Well done May!

  • @evanx383
    @evanx383 5 років тому +82

    I said, "do you speak-a my language?"
    He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

    • @joeman840
      @joeman840 5 років тому +2

      Salad sandwich

    • @UrsaFrank
      @UrsaFrank 5 років тому +8

      He's British, it would be marmite

    • @peterpiper47
      @peterpiper47 5 років тому +1

      Evan X AND HE SAID!!!!!

    • @jc2076
      @jc2076 4 роки тому

      Mate nice 👍 🇦🇺

  • @johnlegg5671
    @johnlegg5671 4 роки тому +17

    I've still got a bit of Mother's pride clagged behind my front tooth from '74

  • @DeAardappel
    @DeAardappel 5 років тому +5

    I found your channel like a half an hour ago and I'm watching you build sandwiches. Worse yet? I love it. I desire more 70s sandwiches.

  • @murphy1125
    @murphy1125 5 років тому +23

    Can’t believe all of us has just sat an watched James may make a salad sandwich

  • @tammyulgen
    @tammyulgen 4 роки тому +23

    I'm from the US, my mother used to make me these sandwiches in the 1970's except - Miracle was used (I've never heard of Salad Cream and now I want to try it) and my sandwiches weren't so fancy; they had no cucumbers on them. I'm promptly headed to Amazon to look for Salad Cream.

    • @sandra4999san
      @sandra4999san 4 роки тому +2

      CaniCat Same thing basically. Salad cream and Miracle Whip. Mayo with lots of sugar.

    • @srabchun
      @srabchun 4 роки тому +2

      Some grocery stores carry it, if the store has an international isle. Meijer, a regional chain where I live, has a whole section of British foods. I've seen the salad cream there.

    • @clockwork9827
      @clockwork9827 3 роки тому +3

      i think you're ok with Miracle Whip

  • @zatchbell622
    @zatchbell622 4 роки тому +6

    He still drinks wine the way Oz Clarke taught him 😂. The Zinfandel is a total reference to his time with Oz in California several years ago; James said definitively that Californian Zinfandel is his favorite of all the new world wines.

  • @hellsop
    @hellsop 4 роки тому +40

    3:30 Kale existed, at least in the US. It was purely decorative, though and used for things like covering ice between containers on a buffet or making dividers in a grocer's meat case. In the 1980's, this started being replaced by plastic kale, because it was cheaper and reusable, which lead to a glut on the produce market of excess kale. By about 1990, it had gotten SO inexpensive due to overproduction that experiments with eating the stuff to get rid of it began.

    • @clockwork9827
      @clockwork9827 3 роки тому +12

      and that is where it should have stayed.

    • @pinecone2455
      @pinecone2455 3 роки тому

      It was cooked down with pork fat (ham hocks) and served with chops or ham. Side of boiled potatoes and pickled cucumber. Mustard optional on the ham.

    • @wenkaima8733
      @wenkaima8733 3 роки тому +1

      You must be fun at parties

    • @hellsop
      @hellsop 3 роки тому

      @@wenkaima8733 ah yes, the internet edginess of responding to wit understood to be pedantry with a dig at social skills that was fresh in 2011. "Back atcher, chum!"

    • @triple75
      @triple75 2 роки тому

      @@hellsop Pointing out how boring you are isn't "internet edginess"
      You are just boring.

  • @MegaKretch
    @MegaKretch 5 років тому +221

    "we are looking at the dark ages of british cousine"
    were there any bright ones?

    • @scottyhaines4226
      @scottyhaines4226 5 років тому +2

      Marco Pierre White's the only one I could think of.

    • @SwedishNeo
      @SwedishNeo 5 років тому +8

      During the Norman conquest of England?

    • @derekstanley1909
      @derekstanley1909 5 років тому +5

      There’s a reason why Gordon Ramsey, a British chef, makes very few dishes that actually originate from Britain

    • @liesalllies
      @liesalllies 5 років тому +9

      Whenever chicken Tikka was invented I guess.

    • @qwertpoiuy430
      @qwertpoiuy430 5 років тому +3

      Derek Stanley not cool many English dishes? Beef Wellington?? What he is known for??

  • @Bruce-vq7ni
    @Bruce-vq7ni 5 років тому +40

    "The young people have been playing around with the knives" haha -

  • @TheCharlieSmithChannel
    @TheCharlieSmithChannel Рік тому +1

    This made me go and buy everything I needed to make this haha. It was not terrible. I had 4 of them

  • @doubletee5250
    @doubletee5250 5 років тому +19

    Spring onion in the 70's! You flash ponce May. 😁

  • @JasonX1996
    @JasonX1996 5 років тому +54

    "Hmmmmm, Much better than bulls blood"
    -May 2019

    • @Sirinwara
      @Sirinwara 5 років тому +4

      There is a type of wine called bull's blood. It is Hungarian and a kind of merlot. I also think it is better than Zinfandel, pretty inexpensive too

    • @chimerazo
      @chimerazo 5 років тому +3

      @@Sirinwara it is not a merlot, it is a cuvée of several kinds of red grapes

    • @Petroskoi3000
      @Petroskoi3000 5 років тому +2

      @@Sirinwara There is also Spanish wine "Sagre del toro" blood of the bull, it's kind of common cheapish wine in central europe.

    • @richardbale7077
      @richardbale7077 5 років тому +1

      I actually like the Bikaver Egri better than your average Cali Zin.

    • @Sirinwara
      @Sirinwara 5 років тому

      @@chimerazo sorry you are right - it is a cuvée indeed.

  • @mistertree553
    @mistertree553 5 років тому +29

    James: **pulls out vegetables from a drawer like it’s the produce section of a grocery store**
    Me: _Visible confusion_

    • @stephkightley7888
      @stephkightley7888 5 років тому

      it is called the "slow reveal" otherwise you would have seen all the ingredients up front and it would have been only a 5 min video :)))))

    • @mistertree553
      @mistertree553 5 років тому +2

      @Steph Kightley what? That’s not the point of my comment. I was very confused by the fact that he was pulling the vegetables out of what seemed like the drawer of a normal writing desk. Did you even read my comment?

    • @_KingOfCalifornia
      @_KingOfCalifornia 5 років тому

      @@mistertree553 yeah, he does have a bit of an accent but it isn't really that hard to understand

    • @mistertree553
      @mistertree553 5 років тому

      @Johnny Quasar Are you trolling me?

  • @cherylcottingham3029
    @cherylcottingham3029 4 роки тому

    Lol!!!. Love it! And your camera man's tee shirt!
    You guys are too cute.

  • @mynameismilza7995
    @mynameismilza7995 4 роки тому +42

    I feel like my dad is standing in his garage just making a sandwich and having a glass of wine wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @traceycrosss
    @traceycrosss 4 роки тому +30

    I wonder how long Jeremy would watch James present this before leaving or making a snide comment? Mmmm.....maybe 30 seconds.

    • @FBISHOJI
      @FBISHOJI 4 роки тому

      You're right on the money🤣

  • @killerdove123
    @killerdove123 5 років тому +59

    Up next: Gordon Ramsay reviews the Dacia Sandero

    • @alexojideagu
      @alexojideagu 5 років тому +3

      Ramsey actually is a car man. He buys super cars like LaFerrari

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda 5 років тому +8

      I would love a series of Gordon Ramsay being forced to drive crappy cars and getting to blow up about them.

    • @RaeMachiavelli
      @RaeMachiavelli 5 років тому +1

      It would be quite the marketing ploy and content diversification strategy if they got Gordon to drive the Sandero. I hope the 'tribesmen see your comment.

  • @ianlambourne1476
    @ianlambourne1476 2 роки тому +1

    Why did I watch this!!!!
    Why did I enjoy this????

  • @RoninOC
    @RoninOC 4 роки тому +1176

    For a nation that plundered for spices, the British sure hate flavor.

    • @frenchpeoplearentrealpeopl5685
      @frenchpeoplearentrealpeopl5685 3 роки тому +177

      *flavour

    • @tito1179
      @tito1179 3 роки тому +20

      @@frenchpeoplearentrealpeopl5685 the senate is destroyed

    • @ft359
      @ft359 3 роки тому +30

      salad cream: am I a joke to you?

    • @nothingburger.
      @nothingburger. 3 роки тому +18

      @Shutbyotch salad cream is very vinegary and strong. Has the sharpness of tomato ketchup

    • @nothingburger.
      @nothingburger. 3 роки тому +8

      Still bland sandwich though

  • @jmgirard7
    @jmgirard7 4 роки тому +8

    Gives me flashbacks to my dad's sandwiches in the 80s. White bread, bologna, lettuce, and mayo. Tomato or mustard if he was feeling fancy.
    Now I'm craving one for nostalgia's sake.

  • @DaveK385
    @DaveK385 5 років тому +51

    Good to see that you still have a seventies haircut.

  • @cw6082
    @cw6082 4 роки тому +2

    From Canada, definitely have had a version of this and man I still crave this

  • @valiroime
    @valiroime 4 роки тому +18

    You know the wine is high quality when it comes with a screw on cap.
    Regarding celebrity chefs not existing until the ‘80s, do the names Julia Child or Graham Kerr ring any bells? 🤔😋

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 4 роки тому +3

      Julia Childs wasn't a chef though. She's who he means when he references cooks with cookbooks

  • @ahirschfeld1974
    @ahirschfeld1974 5 років тому +11

    James was talking about how there were no chef TV shows or celebrity chefs. What about those folks mentioned on 1970’s sitcoms like the Galloping Gourmet or Fanny Craddock ?

    • @AmberWool
      @AmberWool 4 роки тому +2

      The Galloping Gourmet, Graham Kerr, broadcast on American TV in the late 60's/early 70's. Julia Child, although she talked funny and was known as the French Chef, was American. She broadcast on PBS.

  • @maaaaaar
    @maaaaaar 5 років тому +69

    Please make more of these, but without the cameraman breathing and groaning in my left ear.

    • @vRaven99
      @vRaven99 5 років тому

      mar. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dan7160
      @dan7160 5 років тому +4

      That’s the only reason I watch

    • @perdbeer6713
      @perdbeer6713 5 років тому +5

      Shockingly bad production. The lighting is terrible, the sound is terrible and the set is terrible. There are 12 year olds who live stream with more of a clue.

    • @northover5023
      @northover5023 5 років тому

      gay

  • @katesims2346
    @katesims2346 4 роки тому +3

    My childhood salad sandwiches didn't have salad cream only mayo,but we always had beetroot. Also in the 60s Dad grew iceberg lettuce, it's still my fave.

  • @Mahatheyew
    @Mahatheyew 4 роки тому +574

    The lack of meat on this sandwich makes me feel slightly uneasy.

    • @Dorian-lq3up
      @Dorian-lq3up 4 роки тому +19

      Good.

    • @mullerman1104
      @mullerman1104 4 роки тому +47

      We need Bacon and Spam, Eggs Bacon and Spam, Spam sausage and Spam, Spam Spam Spam...

    • @arelentlessstudent
      @arelentlessstudent 4 роки тому +25

      I find your lack of meat disturbing...

    • @Skozerny
      @Skozerny 4 роки тому +5

      Dw he made a video about spam sandwich. Just spam. Nothing else.

    • @Woldemar94
      @Woldemar94 4 роки тому +1

      @@mullerman1104 dont you have anything without spam?

  • @tomdrums4607
    @tomdrums4607 5 років тому +41

    Listen with headphones to hear the old man noises!

  • @Marcus-kw2ed
    @Marcus-kw2ed 5 років тому +37

    This is 100 times better than new Top Gear

  • @MaffiLu
    @MaffiLu 7 днів тому

    i just made this, literally just now as of the moment im typing this message, and i must have gotten the right kind of bread for it stuck to the roof of my mouth.
    < this german person is now very pleased.
    thank you i found a new easy snack thanks to you.