If Dana Beers said “I didn’t go to the wedding because I’m so in love with Marina and couldn’t take seeing her get married” that would’ve been more believable
@@mickmarty2082 ik they said she planned a seat for him but generally speaking that’s the point of an RSVP. If you don’t say yes then you don’t get a seat. In this case it’s different but still, how would he know?
It's crazy how spot on Dave is with most things. I think he confuses people at times because he's so logical. It's almost like that much common sense overwhelms others
Dave may be a polarizing guy but he’s also one of the most authentic out there. I think that allows him to get an incredibly good read on people and see through their bullshit.
I am a business owner and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had conversations just like this. Some of my employees answer with the same clueless answers. They can never see what they did wrong and they always have a response other than the correct one.
@@malignantjewmor8436 ?? Because they are good friends, and he has no rational reason to not attend. If he said, I didn't want to go to your wedding, that would be that, but he gives a million excuses that make no sense.
That Tommy segment had me crying. Dave's intro to it, Eddie dying silently in the corner, and Tommy's simultaneous acceptance and denial. Also just hilarious that it was Tommy. Perfection.
Dana: "Im not a smart person I dont think things through" x100 News flash: Not thinking about your friends and their feelings doesnt make you dumb, it makes you a shit friend. What a shit excuse just be an adult and own up that you arent good friends and you didnt want to go.
I think going to be with your family is an okay excuse to miss a wedding. His fuck up was going to the NBA game. And his claim he did for eyes on Bartsool is an even bigger bunch of bullshit.
Being an idiot with no self-awareness or street smarts is not an excuse once you turn 18, let alone 28, Dana. Grow up dude. "Oh ask Big Cat bro, everyone knows I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to behave like an adult, that's not my fault!!" What even is that excuse?
Its another way for a grown up to avoid accountability. It was annoying when he did it in the competition when he kept messing up "I'm SO stupid, i should have done this but i did the opposite because i'm just so fucking stupid" But that was just a game. You can't keep using that as an excuse for your actions forever
@@pjmac550355 right? Like I could just treat my friends like shit or do literally anything and say, “oh I wasn’t thinking.” Like yeah no shit you weren’t thinking about your friends, he was literally only thinking about himself
@@aggietommyjones I honestly don’t think Dana is some malicious dude. He just fucked up and tried to not look like a scumbag. Ended up digging a deeper hole for himself. Most of us have been there
Waits until the last minute to RSVP “no” Doesn’t reach out or give a reason to explain why to a co-worker/supposed good friend. Has a bullshit excuse as if his parents won’t be around the following weekend or the full week before where the office was closed, then goes to Bucks game Dana: “I’m not a bad person”…..
There's gotta be some past history with Marina and Dana. They probably had feelings for each other at some point and maybe Dana just knew he couldn't handle seeing her get married. Complete speculation though.
@@pjmac550355 weddings take forever to plan. As marina said it was 1 hour before the deadline to submit online. 5 weeks is a shitty heads up for a close friend
@@aolwarez what makes you say that? im not saying youre wrong im just getting introduced to Dana and i hate him so i have no background on him other than this and that reality show
“I wanted to selfishly build my brand so I decided not to attend one my work friend’s wedding.” Boom, that easy. The “Duhhhh, I’m stupid” schtick is tired and will turn into a built in excuse.
Conversations like this need more Daves in them bc the Daves force people to own up to their BS. Dana, so immature. 🤔 LOL way to show up like a decent human in front of your boss!
It's one thing not going to a wedding, but the excuse of "not spending time with family in a while" is dumb because they had an entire week off. They're not going to miss you for half a day.
You know when you have a guy tell you to believe their words rather than actions, like totally blatantly disregarding your intelligence. Like who in the world believes that. That’s the vibe this conversation was giving.
Oh Jesus, It was a work relationship of 4 years. That is not a life changing snub. Everybody needs to get the fuck over it. He dies in a car wreck tonight, her life does not change and vice versa. Everybody is sensitive.
Going to see your family is NOT a reason to miss a wedding of a close friend. It’s one fucking day get it together. Watching Marina almost tear up makes me not a huge fan of Dana.
Oh Jesus, It was a work relationship of 4 years. That is not a life changing snub. Everybody needs to get the fuck over it. He dies in a car wreck tonight, her life does not change and vice versa. Everybody is sensetive.
If Dana Beers said “I didn’t go to the wedding because I’m so in love with Marina and couldn’t take seeing her get married” that would’ve been more believable
Dana only loves himself
He is sooooo in love with Marina
100%
😂😂😂
I’ve heard this is the cass
Imagine any other job having your boss yell at you for not going to another coworkers wedding
imagine getting drunk on the job at any other job and not getting fired
@@TheVoiceofTheProphetElizer where can I see this?
Pro tip, if Dave is gonna be there you should be there.
I agree but it's not like he could show up last minute for a wedding
@@matthewappleby5668 eh... but prolly could
@@mickmarty2082 ik they said she planned a seat for him but generally speaking that’s the point of an RSVP. If you don’t say yes then you don’t get a seat. In this case it’s different but still, how would he know?
@@zamamza7769 I agree. They should show the aftermath of the Dunkin awards to all new employees.
@@matthewappleby5668 he could have called or texted and explained his situation to see if she has an extra seat. Its an attempt at the very least.
Dana swearing that "He isn't that type of guy"....He's exactly that guy
yea the fact he had to repeat it so many times and that was the only thing he was saying was telling
Your not that guy pal. Your not that guy ….. k
Dana getting a little dish of Humble pie
do you think if Dana murdered someone he would swear he wasn't a murderer?
It's crazy how spot on Dave is with most things. I think he confuses people at times because he's so logical. It's almost like that much common sense overwhelms others
There's no common sense here at all. Why is Dana obligated to go to someone else's wedding that he's not involved in at all
Dave may be a polarizing guy but he’s also one of the most authentic out there. I think that allows him to get an incredibly good read on people and see through their bullshit.
His dad is a lawyer lol
I am a business owner and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had conversations just like this. Some of my employees answer with the same clueless answers. They can never see what they did wrong and they always have a response other than the correct one.
@@malignantjewmor8436 ?? Because they are good friends, and he has no rational reason to not attend. If he said, I didn't want to go to your wedding, that would be that, but he gives a million excuses that make no sense.
That Tommy segment had me crying. Dave's intro to it, Eddie dying silently in the corner, and Tommy's simultaneous acceptance and denial. Also just hilarious that it was Tommy. Perfection.
Detroit is my hometown and I am lovin' Chris Castellani. Welcome to Barstool and continued success!!!👊👊👊👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
factssss, same im in Royal Oak, Chris seems dope
@@mrjackjack6 5th ave baby such a sick bar fuck yea bb so sick
Me too! Facts 📠
Dana was Selfish and just didn't have the balls to say he didn't want to go.
I can relate I do shit like this all the time
Ding ding ding ding
Yep. She thinks they’re genuine friends. He sees her as a work friend. He just didn’t want to go.
Didn’t he RSVP “no”… and text her?
Seems like he said it.
@@MrBLAA An hour before she needed it. Then on the day of the wedding, he's chugging beers at a basketball game. Bafoon Dana
The "Dave what are we doin?" after the finger tat from Eddie was spot on hahhaa
"He's not lying, he's just a moron" LMAO I love Eddie
Dana didn’t want to go to the wedding bc Marty wasn’t going.
Dana: "Im not a smart person I dont think things through" x100
News flash: Not thinking about your friends and their feelings doesnt make you dumb, it makes you a shit friend.
What a shit excuse just be an adult and own up that you arent good friends and you didnt want to go.
I think going to be with your family is an okay excuse to miss a wedding. His fuck up was going to the NBA game. And his claim he did for eyes on Bartsool is an even bigger bunch of bullshit.
@@SouthernSkeptic not RSVPing is pretty bad
@@J_Rio11 I’ve done that before. I counted texting yes/no as a rsvp but sadly it’s not
@@J_Rio11 I dont think I've ever rsvpd for a wedding. I just tell my friend I'll be there.
Sounds so uneducated
“I’m just stupid, I’m not a scumbag”… bold strategy Cotton
Let’s see if it pays off
😂😂😂😂🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ fr
Chris Castellani is a legend. Great guy who deserves it.
Feel for Marina here; had he just put his hand up and said he’s an asshole I think I would’ve let it go. Was literally one giant round-about excuse.
He RSVP no, and texted her.
Should he have led her on… then just not showed up?
@@MrBLAA but they were good friends and all his excuses were terrible. If your not going to go to your friends wedding you better have a good excuse.
When Dave gave the look and goes, "Eddie this isn't good", that was classic.
I love this Dave’s attitude checks on this pod.
Dana- I'm an idiot i don't think things through
Danal- I'm an overthinker. Ask Big Cat.
Lmfao
Only proves that he is in fact an idiot haha
idk how many times i find my self crackin up sayin i love dave, just the funniest dude
‘Dave, what are we doin?’ -Eddie lol
Eddies “dave. What are we doing” in response to the finger tattoo. Love the disappointment
Being an idiot with no self-awareness or street smarts is not an excuse once you turn 18, let alone 28, Dana. Grow up dude. "Oh ask Big Cat bro, everyone knows I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to behave like an adult, that's not my fault!!" What even is that excuse?
He’s getting fired for that he’s fucking done
Its another way for a grown up to avoid accountability.
It was annoying when he did it in the competition when he kept messing up "I'm SO stupid, i should have done this but i did the opposite because i'm just so fucking stupid"
But that was just a game. You can't keep using that as an excuse for your actions forever
I love how Dave pins people to the wall and makes them take responsibility for themselves. Hope boys are taking note. “It’s a wedding.. you go.”
Boys?
I've had chest hair that glistens in the sun for over 5+ years!
Great analysis. I could listen to Dave yap about business all day!
It was 100% because Dana got a better offer and wanted to get more clout.
But he wasn’t invited to the bucks game when he rsvpd saying he can’t go. Dude just didn’t want to go to her wedding
He looked worse in thinking he could use being dumb as a reasonable excuse for being a shitty friend.
@@SNNetwork agree which is even worse
@@pjmac550355 right? Like I could just treat my friends like shit or do literally anything and say, “oh I wasn’t thinking.” Like yeah no shit you weren’t thinking about your friends, he was literally only thinking about himself
@@aggietommyjones I honestly don’t think Dana is some malicious dude. He just fucked up and tried to not look like a scumbag. Ended up digging a deeper hole for himself. Most of us have been there
Red Rhino is the real deal! Love that he hangs out with his mom. Never lose that.
I’d pay for some Red Rhino content
Dana thinks about barstool all the time but posts a picture with another pink lemonade vodka…. Got it
Chill
I mean when Dave said that he did that on the live stream, he was wearing Titos vodka shorts
Absolutely unreal excuse by Dana but completely on brand for him - "I'm just stupid" aka he's a bad, bad friend.
Wait so dana both doesn’t think anything through AND overthinks everything?
Waits until the last minute to RSVP “no”
Doesn’t reach out or give a reason to explain why to a co-worker/supposed good friend. Has a bullshit excuse as if his parents won’t be around the following weekend or the full week before where the office was closed, then goes to Bucks game
Dana: “I’m not a bad person”…..
He said on the Yak he rsvp’d no 5 weeks ago
There's gotta be some past history with Marina and Dana. They probably had feelings for each other at some point and maybe Dana just knew he couldn't handle seeing her get married. Complete speculation though.
@@pjmac550355 weddings take forever to plan. As marina said it was 1 hour before the deadline to submit online. 5 weeks is a shitty heads up for a close friend
@@barstoolsprts seems like a stretch
Fat Dave is coming back, and I LOVE IT
This whole episode was Dave scolding his kids fucking epic
Would be a dream to be apart of the Detroit Bar Stool scene! I've been waiting so long for you guys to build up here.
Eddy and Dave’s relationship is the best ahahahahah
Dana is in love with her cant you see that Dave
Good to see Dave back blowing minor shit up into hours of content like the good old days.
Sounds like Dana didn’t want to watch the woman he’s secretly in love with get married.
@@aolwarez what makes you say that? im not saying youre wrong im just getting introduced to Dana and i hate him so i have no background on him other than this and that reality show
Isn’t marina the fat chick
This Red Rhino guy is awesome
Agreed and I’m best friends with him!
I don't know. Between the wedding fiasco and how he's treated Vibbs post-Barstool Vs. America, I'm starting to be out on Dana B.
Thankfully I was never in on him.
What did he do to Vibbs?
@@SouthernSkeptic long story short, out of 4 people, vibbs chose Dana not to receive $10,000 and Dana’s been acting like a little baby ever since
@@wilsonDp15 I watched the show. But what exactly did Dana do since?
@@SouthernSkeptic On the following FNP, Dana was a dick to Vibbs...
30:45. Greatest portnoy question EVER!
eddie with the all time heartburn @ 28:10
Made me lol
That’s the JP Graziano special
Do you think that maybe dana's excessive drinking has anything to do with his "scumbag" behavior?
“I wanted to selfishly build my brand so I decided not to attend one my work friend’s wedding.” Boom, that easy. The “Duhhhh, I’m stupid” schtick is tired and will turn into a built in excuse.
it is a built in excuse in my opinion. he did it on the reality show all the time
Back to what made BS gold basically this whole pod was Inside Barstool, getting into the mix of the office and related. Keep it up
Love Dave's newest hires, salt of the earth.
The beginning of the episode turned into people’s court
Onboarding is the perfect word. I changed my best friend's hiring and "orientation" to a comprehensive onboarding. It's been a huge success!
As a giants fan, it was hard to watch red rhino speak on Barry bonds. Oracle is literally the house bonds built
he's a steroid taker, he single-handedly destroyed baseball's popularity across the world, look at where the game is
Dana deserved it way worse, that's the scummiest shit I've ever heard, there's like 4 or 5 seperate scum bag moves, absolutely insane
So now we know Dana is deeply in love with Marina!
Eddie / Paul not having Whitney waiting in a zoom room to pop in when bringing up Dave’s finger tattoo & the skinny pants was a GIANT miss lol 😂
Red Rhino is a Legend💯
dana has the biggest ego of anybody at barstool and its starting to catch up with him
Great episode
Conversations like this need more Daves in them bc the Daves force people to own up to their BS. Dana, so immature. 🤔 LOL way to show up like a decent human in front of your boss!
Need helix to step up and pay the bill for an old school “mattresses, mattresses, mattresses!!!” Ad read
“Do you have any thoughts? Do you think?” legitimate question from Dave to red rhino
Marina has my heart. So sweet.
I can’t believe this many people have opinions about Dana missing a wedding..
I can't believe people even watch this show in the first place so there's that
When Eddie said “so where you goin to college?” I lost it
Red rhino needs to work with Eddie
It's one thing not going to a wedding, but the excuse of "not spending time with family in a while" is dumb because they had an entire week off. They're not going to miss you for half a day.
That’s because he made it up he just didn’t want to go
and then goes to the bucks game anyway
Dave found Dana’s replacement 59:16
100% Dana is in love 🤣😍
Is Barstool Chicago still in the back of the farmers insurance.
Second favorite Barstool podcast behind PMT
When someone starts anything saying “im not mad im disappointed” better buckle up 😂😂😂
Prez with the fire shirt
We need to know this watch you been rocking for months.
Dave is on a leash.
You know when you have a guy tell you to believe their words rather than actions, like totally blatantly disregarding your intelligence. Like who in the world believes that. That’s the vibe this conversation was giving.
Dana’s true colors finally show through
Oh Jesus, It was a work relationship of 4 years. That is not a life changing snub. Everybody needs to get the fuck over it. He dies in a car wreck tonight, her life does not change and vice versa. Everybody is sensitive.
Definitely digging Megan ❤️ her laugh!!!
Dana is most definitely secretly in love with Marina and felt weird about going to her wedding, that’s the entire story here
one million percent dave is right
So dang proud of you Chris! 🔥
Dave calling Loki Star Wars was hilarious not sure why
It was a good ride for Danal Beers
When will you sit down with Joe Rogan. I'm waiting for that show.
We all are lol
Is Zach Snyder the cinematographer for this episode? What's up with the shaky cam?
Props to Dana...Beers fan for life
You must be 20 years d
Nope 50
Words are cheap, actions define a person
Chris is dope! Detroit!!
I would pay ppv prices to watch Dave corner people in BS excuses and lies and watch them change the reason they did it 78 times
Oh cry me a river marina. What kind of psycho has a sunday wedding anyways? No one should have gone
19:17 RIP to Dana
Lmfaoooo Dave is iconic
Dave got a fucking s on his finger 🤦♂️ losing it totally shocked
Absolutely losing it.
This guys shelf life is over after the summer
Bank robbery scenario is great. LoL
Barstool seems like grown ups really trying to relive high school lol
Eddie is a good man.
The tattoo part 🤣
It was nice of Prez to hire Rocky Dennis.
Erika looks more like Rocky Dennis than that guy
@@coreymorrison6669 whoa
Going to see your family is NOT a reason to miss a wedding of a close friend. It’s one fucking day get it together. Watching Marina almost tear up makes me not a huge fan of Dana.
Oh Jesus, It was a work relationship of 4 years. That is not a life changing snub. Everybody needs to get the fuck over it. He dies in a car wreck tonight, her life does not change and vice versa. Everybody is sensetive.
Go practice falling down I’ll be there in a minute
@@banditmotoarmy490 LOL . Who needs practice? Practice? We talking bout practice?!?!
What’s the email to the Dave Portnoy Show? I would like to email an interesting question!
Holy shit! Good numbers in the paint. 6’4”!