ranboo clips i just can't explain (goat simulator)

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  • Опубліковано 7 лют 2022
  • uhhh so yeah, hope you enjoy.
    also thank you for 10k!!!
    my instagram: / da.ranbee
    my twitter: / da_ranbee
    ranboos youtube: / ranboo
    ranboos twitch: / ranboolive
    i don't own these clips, they belong to the beloved (ranboo...)
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  • @s.w41k3r3
    @s.w41k3r3 2 роки тому +2193

    Me seeing my grades: "Ahh why do you look like that!"

  • @bellagrace7989
    @bellagrace7989 2 роки тому +3003

    "Gather the sacrifices you say... don't mind if i do" Love Ranboo

    • @daranbee
      @daranbee  2 роки тому +194

      I love him so much it’s not even funny

    • @Ac3_Card
      @Ac3_Card 2 роки тому +64

      It’s funny the way he said it though 😂

    • @rachelbrown124
      @rachelbrown124 2 роки тому +18

      @@daranbee same herrreee

    • @ilovekpop553
      @ilovekpop553 2 роки тому +10

      @@daranbee same here

    • @savagequeen1573
      @savagequeen1573 2 роки тому +12

      Same(๑ↀᆺↀ๑)

  • @tobyz540
    @tobyz540 2 роки тому +1964

    “Your friends has been saccrifice by a goat and you stood dancing?!” Has been a quote for ranboo.

  • @gacha_puppie_lover9172
    @gacha_puppie_lover9172 2 роки тому +1862

    Ranboo: **saying the word cpr**
    Me: DONT DO IT
    My brain: *"I SAVE D-"*

  • @usualtoaster2688
    @usualtoaster2688 2 роки тому +460

    “I don’t like being- eeehh-“
    “i saved it.”

    • @theonewhoseesall3
      @theonewhoseesall3 2 роки тому +10

      Lmao 💀

    • @sugar4141
      @sugar4141 2 роки тому +6

      @@theonewhoseesall3 I feel like he liked it💀💀💀

  • @st4rziie
    @st4rziie 2 роки тому +735

    “It appears that I have taken flight” fucking murdered me 😂😂😂😂

  • @fernwing143
    @fernwing143 2 роки тому +234

    "Are you free? He's alive!"
    **Dude immediately gets hit by car.**

    • @Daifa_
      @Daifa_ 9 місяців тому +3

      That clip made me burst out laughing😂😂😂

    • @Official_tailsdollgames
      @Official_tailsdollgames 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Daifa_where is that clip?

    • @Daifa_
      @Daifa_ 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Official_tailsdollgames 1:02 I think

    • @loramerriman9347
      @loramerriman9347 5 місяців тому

      Lol

  • @LindsayHill2002
    @LindsayHill2002 2 роки тому +414

    "Don't mind me, just gathering my human sacrifices" - ranboo

  • @natalienguyen9278
    @natalienguyen9278 2 роки тому +271

    Ranboo : he just had a heart attack on his own! How did he die?
    Me : by you lookin’ at him 👀
    He’s just that powerful..

  • @silwerish
    @silwerish 2 роки тому +1358

    There is 3 stages of games that Ranboo might play:
    1. Minecraft. This is the most normal one
    2. Games where Ranboo cries. No comments to this.
    3. T h i s.

    • @st4rziie
      @st4rziie 2 роки тому +40

      You missed the ‘oh cheese’ category

    • @AGhostIGuess
      @AGhostIGuess 2 роки тому +16

      Yes just *Y E S*

    • @l.mikallieanderson7127
      @l.mikallieanderson7127 2 роки тому +24

      Games where he cries? *Flashbacks of the Backrooms and Little Misfortune*

    • @bananabro1010
      @bananabro1010 2 роки тому +14

      @@l.mikallieanderson7127 *Flashbacks to Life Is Strange*

    • @kanewien
      @kanewien 2 роки тому +7

      Yes.
      Also,
      400th like and 5th reply

  • @shotohatesme3904
    @shotohatesme3904 2 роки тому +209

    “We are all mature people”
    Are you sure about that?
    Ranboo: stop trying to die!
    Me: what’s breathing

    • @Duckyy_123
      @Duckyy_123 2 роки тому +4

      Nope not me

    • @imaperson2009
      @imaperson2009 Рік тому +4

      Once in class I was panicking and my friend said okay just breathe and I got defensive or scared and I said I DON’T NEED TO BREATHE!!!!!! Lmao 🤣

    • @Intoxologist
      @Intoxologist 19 днів тому

      ​@@imaperson2009 WOT you good?

  • @L4rryNL4wrie
    @L4rryNL4wrie 2 роки тому +405

    “My only goal is to unalive someone..”
    My grades: “my only goal is to let you fail…..”

  • @dragonroseofficial
    @dragonroseofficial 2 роки тому +63

    Ranboo: *gets a human stuck on him*
    Me when I played: *GETS A TREADMILL STUCK IN ME*

  • @_jngin
    @_jngin 2 роки тому +39

    5:36 *RANBOO SCREECH OF HELL* "How do i get this guy off me?"

  • @WhippoorWispWillow
    @WhippoorWispWillow 2 роки тому +85

    05:42 *KILLED* me 😂🤣 that *noise* as he saved himself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mc-wx3ny
    @Mc-wx3ny 2 роки тому +171

    I HAVENT SEEN GOAT SIM IN YEARS

  • @xxthefallenangelxx2166
    @xxthefallenangelxx2166 2 роки тому +64

    “These are bombs. I’m pretty sure these are bom-“
    Let’s hope Ranboo’s goat is fine, if not R.I.P.

    • @vitalacegaming3964
      @vitalacegaming3964 Рік тому +1

      Well at least he confirmed that they were bombs, before the teenage mutservbisacs run into them.

    • @highbyedd
      @highbyedd 7 місяців тому

      @@vitalacegaming3964 mutservbisacs? what is that
      I'm not fully comprehending these English words even though I am fully English 🙃

  • @iam2tired4this
    @iam2tired4this 2 роки тому +40

    *turns into literal helicopter*
    "Oh... Well it appears that I have taken flight"
    -Ranboo

  • @geroeg3431
    @geroeg3431 2 роки тому +91

    4:48 that’s why goats never have sugar.

  • @MalachaiTheSkayBaddie
    @MalachaiTheSkayBaddie Рік тому +24

    2:17 “gather the sacrifices😳…don’t mind if i do👹” had me dying for ATLEAST 30 minutes

  • @Froggie936
    @Froggie936 2 роки тому +53

    "Are you free? HES ALIVE"
    man proceeds to get fucking recked by a car

  • @-Averi1-
    @-Averi1- 2 роки тому +22

    5:44 “I don’t like being reuueh”
    Good thing he realized before he finished the sentence

  • @mrquackers3668
    @mrquackers3668 2 роки тому +33

    "now i got 2 guys on me- ah my god i cant win" - quote by mr ranboob

  • @emilyortiz3491
    @emilyortiz3491 Рік тому +19

    (2:31) "gather the sacrifices you say?... well dont mind if i do"

  • @EmmieDaNemmie
    @EmmieDaNemmie 2 роки тому +298

    The editing in this is amazing
    This whole vid is hilarious

  • @BootyyyShaker900
    @BootyyyShaker900 2 роки тому +101

    Me and my brother where playing this on our X box and we didn't stop laughing. Literally we were on it for like an hour and we didn't stop all of those 60 minutes 😂😂

  • @spookelle
    @spookelle 2 роки тому +53

    Mr. Boo after throwing a man off a building "How are you ali-"
    Man runs into metal door
    Me: * snorts *

    • @charlenecole8021
      @charlenecole8021 8 місяців тому

      That's litteraly what I did one time but it was my goat friend :D

  • @CuppyToo
    @CuppyToo 2 роки тому +84

    I know I'm kind of late to this but it's never too late for the best moments. So let's start✨:
    1:06 (watch from the start to understand)
    1:34 (he threw him off the building)
    2:00 mysterious flying goat
    2:46 (no comment)
    3:43 let's dance
    4:02 just watch the whole clip...
    5:32 did I win?
    6:20 helicopter moment
    7:30 look at that person in blue clothes
    7:39 he's so done..
    8:36 fruity fruity
    9:03 look at those people in the background
    9:36 flying Ranboober
    10:04 (no comment again)
    10:51 the unlucky story of a car
    12:07 the hitman is drifting
    12:39
    13:05 windows
    13:29 bonus
    You're welcome

    • @aztrolivr
      @aztrolivr 2 роки тому +6

      8:36 I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RN

  • @l.mikallieanderson7127
    @l.mikallieanderson7127 2 роки тому +71

    “Stop it right now! *HEADBUTT THE PRIEST-“*
    Ranboo is very quotable today
    Edit: the farther down I scroll… *the more quotes I see…*
    Edit: *MORE QUOTES!:*
    *yeets off the building* HOW ARE YOU ALI- *did he just die by running into a door?*
    *oH tHaT’s SoMe GrEaT sUgAr. DoN’t MiNd Me, JuSt WaLkInG-* ugh! The pole-
    He’s still on me! *everyone disliked that*

  • @Lavender0_0
    @Lavender0_0 2 роки тому +38

    I love how Ranboo apologizes when he ruins every building! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scyxnzi
    @scyxnzi 2 роки тому +30

    9:18 just ranboo talking.. meanwhile in the background theres people collapsing

  • @Ashley-vg1xv
    @Ashley-vg1xv Рік тому +14

    4:05 “it appears that I have taken flight”

  • @Karawcue
    @Karawcue 2 роки тому +13

    3:47 thats so random and I LOVE IT.

  • @melonhut744
    @melonhut744 2 роки тому +24

    1:39 The fart sound effect had me dying for like 15 minutes-

    • @Octol1
      @Octol1 11 місяців тому +2

      Same

  • @adrianthefragrance
    @adrianthefragrance Рік тому +15

    7:36 he did the chrissy crumble

  • @_mitaozy0012
    @_mitaozy0012 2 роки тому +23

    1:06 that blue car right there ? Is an paid actor

  • @Ana_is_not_here
    @Ana_is_not_here Рік тому +13

    8:35
    "There is a guy riding me"
    Me:(Dirty mind ON)😂😂😂😂

  • @BrowhothefuckamI
    @BrowhothefuckamI 11 місяців тому +10

    11:56 I HEARD THE GIRL FROM SCREAM THAT SAYS, "Oh don't kill me Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!" LIKE WTF

  • @meleahhenderson8833
    @meleahhenderson8833 2 роки тому +20

    11:19 I woke my parents up cause I was laughing so hard

  • @lynnwryder
    @lynnwryder 2 роки тому +87

    1:42 I'M CRYING THAT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS.

  • @cycy8910
    @cycy8910 2 роки тому +25

    13:29 why did he go “ah~ eh~ ah~” like that💀

    • @Octol1
      @Octol1 11 місяців тому +3

      💀

  • @MichelleSturnio1o
    @MichelleSturnio1o 2 роки тому +11

    12:18 * gasp* WHY ARE HIS ARMS LIKE THAT?!?"

  • @mistermiss9093
    @mistermiss9093 2 роки тому +13

    5:26 oh a boxer!
    5 seconds later
    SENDS BOXER TO THE 666TH DIMENTION XD

  • @nicky9055
    @nicky9055 2 роки тому +22

    It’s 1:23 and I’m dying from laugher and trying not to wake everyone up at the same time

  • @samwong7400
    @samwong7400 2 роки тому +23

    this game, paired with ranboo is somehow both comedic gold and incredibly painful

  • @firewolfgurl6062
    @firewolfgurl6062 2 роки тому +12

    "That was an awesome roller coaster ride guy" *Says it while falling off the roller coaster*

  • @ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh3431
    @ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh3431 2 роки тому +21

    8:08 and that Day we lost Jerry ☹️😢

  • @Jupiter539
    @Jupiter539 2 роки тому +207

    6:23
    Made me wheeze like dream 😂😂😂
    thanks for the likes 👽

    • @daranbee
      @daranbee  2 роки тому +21

      helicopter helicopter

    • @Jupiter539
      @Jupiter539 2 роки тому +10

      @@daranbee the goat: *I'M SPINNIIIIIIIIIIIING!*

    • @Aperson75900
      @Aperson75900 2 роки тому +5

      ​@@Jupiter539 you spin me right round baby right round

    • @Jupiter539
      @Jupiter539 2 роки тому +4

      @@Aperson75900 like a record baby

    • @half_tame
      @half_tame 2 роки тому +4

      @@Jupiter539 right round round round

  • @efraalim5173
    @efraalim5173 2 роки тому +14

    5:58 WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE SHREK? 😭💀

  • @geroeg3431
    @geroeg3431 2 роки тому +31

    13:44 that’s why goats never have sugar.

  • @jaylen7479
    @jaylen7479 2 роки тому +12

    8:13 when he fell off the roof, I had a sip of water a second before it and immediately started choking because I was laughing…

  • @TheMultiverseJumper
    @TheMultiverseJumper 2 роки тому +12

    8:53
    "there is currently a man cracking my spinal cord"

  • @mj_isgay_frfr
    @mj_isgay_frfr Рік тому +7

    "Don't mind me, just gathering my human sacrifices." That's the part that got me

  • @Frenchie4955
    @Frenchie4955 2 роки тому +17

    7:14 this makes more sense now😀

  • @gracehinton3432
    @gracehinton3432 2 роки тому +4

    love the part when he walked up to the boxing arcade machine and the whole thing went YEET

  • @Carloslife4ever
    @Carloslife4ever 2 роки тому +9

    "Oh! a boxer!"
    *Launches Boxer into the sky*
    "....Did i win?-"

  • @diceonvenus
    @diceonvenus 2 роки тому +16

    as a kid i got the "sugar rush" and i just realized that as a child, i truly did think that the "sugar" WAS just... sugar...
    man, i was naïve. innocent? one of those.

  • @Ender_muneXD
    @Ender_muneXD 2 роки тому +10

    At 9:08 the stalk of people dying coming back to life and dying is hella funny ngl

  • @cathleen7775
    @cathleen7775 2 роки тому +12

    1:37 anyone else hear John Mulany saying “give us some-“

  • @TortolMaster
    @TortolMaster Рік тому +9

    2:23
    “Ranboo;Gather the sacrifices you say, don’t mind if I do, Ehuheh. Are you a sacrifice ok your a sacrifice”
    Me;I shall Become a sacrifice now

  • @yukeying1002
    @yukeying1002 2 роки тому +19

    "ah right don't mind me, I'm just gonna walk around *~oh~* ,the pole" uhhhh ranboo sir? I think there's something weird mixed in the sentence (4:56)

  • @seeagle.-
    @seeagle.- 2 роки тому +5

    "Oh, what is thi-"
    *silence*
    "Gather the sacrifices, you say? "Heh... Well don't mind if i do"

  • @currently_floating
    @currently_floating 2 роки тому +14

    0:08 NO STOP THATS ACTUALLY SAD-

  • @rottenavocado8925
    @rottenavocado8925 2 роки тому +9

    Ranboo:we are all mature people
    Also ranboo:*playing a goat game*

  • @arsen_gacha
    @arsen_gacha 2 роки тому +12

    10:27 *WHY DID THIS REMIND ME OF LAS NEVADAS?!?*

  • @leroy_lkitten6834
    @leroy_lkitten6834 2 роки тому +8

    10:09
    Spiderman on Dis knee minus

  • @andreeapuscasu265
    @andreeapuscasu265 2 роки тому +12

    At 6:09 you can hear an enderman sound

  • @Taiphyr
    @Taiphyr 2 роки тому +4

    *”all your friends have been taken by a GOAT and you sit here and dance.”*

  • @kd_ashton2354
    @kd_ashton2354 Рік тому +11

    1:00 truck kun saves a like instead of isekai

  • @homesweet4492
    @homesweet4492 2 роки тому +11

    12:32 a split (gone wrong)

  • @Human_of_Wisdom_Says
    @Human_of_Wisdom_Says Рік тому +13

    0:24 NVM PEoPle ArE HaViNg HeARt aTtaCKS On ThEiR OwN 😁👍

  • @starlight_bkdk362
    @starlight_bkdk362 Рік тому +8

    12:47 this part made me laugh so hard that water came out of my nose🤣

  • @meleahhenderson8833
    @meleahhenderson8833 2 роки тому +7

    6:51
    Is *chefs kiss*

  • @Em_cosplays765
    @Em_cosplays765 2 роки тому +5

    9:03 look at the people in the back just dyeing

  • @Yourgirlselma
    @Yourgirlselma 9 місяців тому +6

    3:56 got me dying 😂

  • @idigtofurmom
    @idigtofurmom 2 роки тому +7

    6:56
    How does the human not cast a shadow along with the goat-
    HELLO?? IS THE HUMAN A GHOST?

  • @YutoSan915
    @YutoSan915 2 роки тому +7

    10:48
    I’ll fix it I’ll fit, see?
    Oh no!

  • @endergirl3743
    @endergirl3743 2 роки тому +4

    Oh no Jerry why did you have to jump off of the building 🤣 I love goat simulator

  • @Moon_gloss
    @Moon_gloss 2 роки тому +5

    6:03 Nuu- don't kill the off-brand ninja turtles-

  • @akemi..chan.
    @akemi..chan. 2 роки тому +10

    6:14 me : are those srheks ?

  • @cloudii_nightsyt
    @cloudii_nightsyt 2 роки тому +5

    Those first two are just Ranboo trying to be a good goat but instead running someone over and letting them get hit by a car

  • @Human_of_Wisdom_Says
    @Human_of_Wisdom_Says Рік тому +8

    9:49 oops my bad :P

  • @LunaiCarmen
    @LunaiCarmen 11 місяців тому +3

    8:19 i suggest "there is a computer generated animated figure breaking the back of an animated goat using his glutimus maximus."

  • @devilsfoodcake8066
    @devilsfoodcake8066 2 роки тому +6

    lol can't stop laughing when you headbutted the priest and the guy that kicked you and you ramed him (I spelled a bunch of things wrong but fixed it bc I could not stop laughing)

  • @Human_of_Wisdom_Says
    @Human_of_Wisdom_Says Рік тому +10

    0:52 CPR >:D

  • @-Sven--re7tf
    @-Sven--re7tf 2 роки тому +9

    it is currently 3:13 and I am dying at this-

  • @iheartme335
    @iheartme335 2 роки тому +11

    2:05 HE HIT A WOMAN :O

  • @gayvamp
    @gayvamp Рік тому +8

    8:46 Randoo is dr strange confirmed?

  • @Itzzso1er
    @Itzzso1er 11 місяців тому +8

    POV: me jumping into my bed 0:33

  • @penguin5295
    @penguin5295 11 місяців тому +8

    3:41 “all your friends have been taken away by a goat… and yet you stand here and dance.”
    Me: *CRAZY FROG INTENSIFIES*

  • @Kokominyak
    @Kokominyak 2 роки тому +2

    8:50 he could say “there is a man riding the goat I am controlling.”

  • @Space_Ducky666
    @Space_Ducky666 6 місяців тому +4

    10:20 THE CUT RIGHT BEFORE THE LAMP FELL IS PROBABLY THE WORST CLIFFHANGER I HAVE EVER SEEN-

  • @moonhaven7984
    @moonhaven7984 2 роки тому +7

    I can't stop laughing and smiling thank you for making my day.

  • @AGhostIGuess
    @AGhostIGuess 2 роки тому +3

    Me while watching this: *intense pterodactyl screeching while laughing while wheezing while dying noises* (or whatever f-ing noise I just made, maybe it was a gremlin noise?)

  • @kieran163
    @kieran163 Рік тому +2

    the editing on this is absolutely supreme and watching it at three in the morning is an Experience

  • @_.Idiot_Bun._
    @_.Idiot_Bun._ Рік тому +2

    I love the part ranboo just yeeted goat’s and human’s! 😂

  • @l.lnnn4
    @l.lnnn4 2 роки тому +18

    Finally you are back!
    We missed you so much

  • @iheartruikami
    @iheartruikami 2 роки тому +3

    “Are you free? He’s alive!” *the guy gets hit by a car*

  • @criidawg
    @criidawg 2 роки тому +2

    Ranboo is chaotic evil and I love it.

  • @Ally-rm7hr
    @Ally-rm7hr 2 роки тому +2

    ranboo being a phyco for 13:43 straight..