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  • @england6013
    @england6013 Рік тому +1794

    We do swear a lot here. It is why we don't need therapy for everything.

  • @lancecougar
    @lancecougar Рік тому +1123

    As a British driver I approve of all these phrases.

  • @hanselmansell7555
    @hanselmansell7555 Рік тому +1114

    I know it's wrong but this fills me with pride 🇬🇧

    • @jayneyboing1
      @jayneyboing1 Рік тому +22

      Ha ha ha me too. 😂

    • @DaenerysUchiha
      @DaenerysUchiha Рік тому +9

      Same 😅

    • @DaenerysUchiha
      @DaenerysUchiha Рік тому +1

      @d hey nobody like u

    • @ohwellwhateverr
      @ohwellwhateverr Рік тому +28

      @d Why? These are quality Anglo Saxon phrases

    • @hanselmansell7555
      @hanselmansell7555 Рік тому +25

      @@ohwellwhateverr also swearing is actually scientifically proven to release stress and reduce violence so it's a win win 🏆

  • @clairendarren
    @clairendarren 8 місяців тому +167

    My personal favourite "come on! You'd get a fucking bus through there" lol

    • @jonjames7328
      @jonjames7328 21 день тому +2

      Commedy reply is “but it’s not a bus”.

    • @dianeosborne2147
      @dianeosborne2147 14 днів тому +7

      I actually used “ you can get a fucking tank through there “ yesterday..!

    • @dianeosborne2147
      @dianeosborne2147 14 днів тому +3

      Also I haven’t heard anyone use “wankstain” ! This is up there on my sweary list !

    • @clairendarren
      @clairendarren 14 днів тому +2

      @@dianeosborne2147 😂😂 I've never heard that before lmao

    • @dianeosborne2147
      @dianeosborne2147 14 днів тому +2

      @@clairendarren I use it fairly often…depends on the wankery of the offending driver !

  • @gangsta891
    @gangsta891 Рік тому +649

    A tosser is the same as a wanker by the way just 30% less rude haha

    • @lemonandgrimetv
      @lemonandgrimetv Рік тому +63

      Very well described. Is like the PG version of wanker

    • @martinfox3478
      @martinfox3478 Рік тому +51

      Other variations include, to "toss off", "a toss pot" and an "ultimate tosser"

    • @hanselmansell7555
      @hanselmansell7555 Рік тому

      😅🤣😅^^^

    • @dopiaza2006
      @dopiaza2006 Рік тому

      Audi drivers are Tossers, BMW drivers are Wankers. I have one of each. It's amazing I have any eyesight left at all!

    • @ImOvervalued
      @ImOvervalued 28 днів тому +7

      @@martinfox3478 Thank you for expanding my vocab for when I visit the UK 😂👍

  • @christinewilkinson2424
    @christinewilkinson2424 22 дні тому +92

    'Knobhead' is one of my personal favourites. Makes me proud to be English and of my fellow Brits 👏 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

  • @hArtyTruffle
    @hArtyTruffle Рік тому +421

    My Dad, even though he was born in Bermondsey, South London, aspired to being a bit “posh”. I never heard him swear. His choice of words when trying to insult someone, were worthy of laughing tears though. He was once so angry with Ted Heath on the telly, he threw his slipper at the screen, calling him a syphilitic hermaphrodite. 🤭 R.I.P. Dad ❤

    • @siobhanoliver3767
      @siobhanoliver3767 Рік тому +49

      Your dad is a legend that’s hilarious 😂

    • @hArtyTruffle
      @hArtyTruffle Рік тому +19

      @@siobhanoliver3767 He was a bit of a legend indeed. Thankyou 🤭

    • @ruthbriggs5372
      @ruthbriggs5372 Рік тому +16

      What a beautiful insult! 😆

    • @CliveBilby
      @CliveBilby Рік тому +9

      Fudge! and Horlicks! are my go to swear words

    • @andrewhunter6708
      @andrewhunter6708 Рік тому +9

      Oh my word, I’m in stitches. Your dad rocked!

  • @249lemming
    @249lemming Рік тому +312

    No one swears as eloquently and inventively as us brits. Proud. 👏🇬🇧

    • @clivenewman4810
      @clivenewman4810 Рік тому +1

      Absofuckinglutely.

    • @Mick2184
      @Mick2184 Рік тому +7

      Us brits are the best swearers

    • @inquisitive6786
      @inquisitive6786 Рік тому +4

      Inventively? Its always the same 8 words💀 you want inventive? Go to the balkans

    • @TehDawg
      @TehDawg Рік тому

      @@inquisitive6786 nor

    • @TheTutu1000
      @TheTutu1000 Рік тому +4

      The Scots have THE most inventive swear words , I’m from Surrey but I now before them

  • @Rorigregspace
    @Rorigregspace Рік тому +573

    Here in the UK we are literally taught to pass the test. We swear that much because the roads are rammed full of pricks who don't have a clue.

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 Рік тому +14

      This is why I don't drive, I would just get angry with people doing shit like this.

    • @ellenmendoza7246
      @ellenmendoza7246 Рік тому +3

      No we enjoy swearing a lot

    • @JwD163
      @JwD163 Рік тому

      Especially the daft cunt stopping in the middle lane of a motorway to change lanes XD

    • @CaptainSkyMT
      @CaptainSkyMT Рік тому +20

      @Kam fr, he calls them blind even tho the other drivers who cut in or drive fast are in the wrong.

    • @SKBKER
      @SKBKER Рік тому +1

      @Kam Exactly what I was thinking

  • @F1andfootballfan144
    @F1andfootballfan144 Рік тому +773

    I love being British and seeing Americans reacting to stuff like this 😂. I’m used to it 😂

    • @AndyRew2
      @AndyRew2 Рік тому +11

      First Southampton fan to send respect to a Portsmouth fan, have a nice Day And Wish you luck for the rest of the season :)

    • @GPA_Karting
      @GPA_Karting Рік тому +3

      Same, pup ppu 🔵🔵

    • @BritishReaction
      @BritishReaction Рік тому +2

      @@GPA_Karting Funny there is 5k views and 4 of us at least are from the same place ish lol

    • @F1andfootballfan144
      @F1andfootballfan144 Рік тому

      @@BritishReaction probably more but just haven’t commented lol

    • @alexraptors95
      @alexraptors95 Рік тому

      Must be something going on here. Pup 💙💙

  • @freddog4490
    @freddog4490 21 день тому +39

    We don’t need therapy we swear to get the tension out 😂😂😂

  • @susanbroddle9107
    @susanbroddle9107 21 день тому +20

    Americans would never pass the British driving test.

  • @timcliffsmith
    @timcliffsmith Рік тому +253

    The guy on the right of the panel is a menace. You can't just stop on a motorway, and you can't just switch lanes on a two-lane road, and a double white line means no overtaking.

    • @elemar5
      @elemar5 Рік тому +34

      I can understand that, as he doesn't have the sense to know that wearing a hood and then trying to use headphones is extremely foolish.
      Headphones on the inside maybe?

    • @CherryLipgloss1000
      @CherryLipgloss1000 Рік тому +3

      Yup, the guys would definitely be under the dickhead class of drivers here. Wanker.

    • @Stringer13ell
      @Stringer13ell Рік тому +2

      "Switch lanes dumbass." Oh the irony

    • @April11lily
      @April11lily Рік тому +24

      I thought this 😂 heaven help the passengers in his car

    • @MikaPauliHakkinen9899
      @MikaPauliHakkinen9899 Рік тому +37

      100% correct. He’s having a go at the drivers who were in the right while thinking the idiots pulling ridiculously dangerous manoeuvres were somehow correct?!? Like the white Transit van that flew across a junction from right to left when the dashcam driver’s lane (and the one next to them) were clearly moving forwards because they had right of way.
      Saying “what, he didn’t see that?” is one of the most stupid things I’ve *ever* heard!! I did well not to swear then 😉

  • @johnbagwell3226
    @johnbagwell3226 Рік тому +228

    lmao 3.10''what is that road?'' its a country lane where u can just squeeze by another car or one of the drivers will have to reverse to let the other car through so u can both be on ur way. City folk panic going through these.

    • @elhomo6406
      @elhomo6406 Рік тому +15

      I mean some of these would make any drivers panic. I've seen a lane where the mirrors were touching the shrubbery on either side

    • @PeterLarter81
      @PeterLarter81 Рік тому +1

      💯

    • @cleggy1872
      @cleggy1872 Рік тому +11

      No lighting also speed limit of 60mph on these roads

    • @elhomo6406
      @elhomo6406 Рік тому +8

      @@cleggy1872 just have to keep flashing your headlights so people can actually see you coming

    • @richarddimeck4578
      @richarddimeck4578 Рік тому +2

      @@elhomo6406 yeah thats only in the pitch black though when you're going at 60

  • @tsimeone
    @tsimeone Рік тому +43

    Swearing is part of our every day speach. Work and personal.. 😂

    • @Lee-wv8vn
      @Lee-wv8vn 19 днів тому

      *Speech ironically

    • @tsimeone
      @tsimeone 19 днів тому

      @@Lee-wv8vn well spotted 🫣😂

  • @The_Oracle_of_time
    @The_Oracle_of_time 8 місяців тому +38

    Nobody swears like the Brits.

    • @toastofcinder3547
      @toastofcinder3547 19 днів тому +4

      I think the Aussies give us a run for our money 🤣

    • @samurai2emporor
      @samurai2emporor 15 днів тому +1

      Was gonna say! Our cousins over the pond definitely took the profanity gene with them down under

    • @hevchip741
      @hevchip741 7 днів тому

      Have you heard the Aussies or Kiwis, their language can be very volourful

    • @serinadelmar6012
      @serinadelmar6012 5 днів тому

      @@toastofcinder3547 exactly what I was going to say, Aussies and Brits! 😂

    • @sarahbachmann649
      @sarahbachmann649 4 дні тому

      You should really hear the Spanish though...

  • @matmul4850
    @matmul4850 Рік тому +29

    Fair play your man on the right is fkn clueless 😂😂😂

  • @pegaz6529
    @pegaz6529 Рік тому +185

    There's standard swearing in the UK as you've pointed out. If you hear some creative words you've never heard before, then you know they're properly pissed off (angry).

  • @ruthbriggs5372
    @ruthbriggs5372 Рік тому +40

    I'm glad you got to hear all our 'greatest hits' 😂

  • @eddavanleemputten9232
    @eddavanleemputten9232 Рік тому +36

    A former colleague of mine once called an idiot driver a “f*cking limp-d*icked idiot w*anker of a saltless booger with bad DNA”. Perfectly understanding since the idiot in question almost hit him after running a red light. I love the boundless creativity of British swearing. The Scottish are the absolute champions of creative swearing in the entire United Kingdom IMHO.
    The colleague in question went on for a bit longer but I was trying too hard not to laugh whilst getting my heartbeat under control as well to understand it all. There were references to ancestry associated with limp wrinkly carrots and oxygen-starved embryos as well. Absolutely brilliant. I was in awe.
    Another time I heard someone being referred to as several handfuls of raisins short for a Christmas pudding. 😂

  • @Preview43
    @Preview43 Рік тому +137

    There's almost nothing quite as entertaining as a pure, unadulterated swear session caught on dashcam. Primal emotions unleashed!

  • @kikiursalone
    @kikiursalone Рік тому +57

    The "Jesus wept" took me out 😂😂😂😂

  • @kiddmakow3095
    @kiddmakow3095 21 день тому +16

    As a sweary Brit driver I think k id say ‘Bellend’ is my favourite, not insanely rude, but certainly adequate

    • @blahblahblah563
      @blahblahblah563 9 днів тому +2

      Mine was “SHITTING PEUGEOT!” 😂

    • @kennybevan11
      @kennybevan11 8 днів тому +1

      ​@blahblahblah563 that ones gone down in meme history

  • @andrewthomas405
    @andrewthomas405 15 днів тому +5

    Swearing is a national sport in the Uk ..we have refined it ..elevate it and own it 👍👍👍🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @paddymallory4080
    @paddymallory4080 Рік тому +102

    Just a normal day on the road for us in the U.K. 😂

    • @staceyblain6757
      @staceyblain6757 Рік тому +1

      Wait theres such thing as an automatic car

    • @simonebye8789
      @simonebye8789 Рік тому +1

      YEP just a normal day🤣🤣

    • @jaydub2546
      @jaydub2546 Рік тому

      @@staceyblain6757 yes even in the UK...

  • @priscillaroberts7945
    @priscillaroberts7945 Рік тому +159

    I learnt to swear at my pappys knee. He was a sailor who, without drawing breath, could swear with venom and unbeaten inventiveness without repeating himself for 5 minutes straight. I am both proud and blessed. Lol.

    • @iangrice329
      @iangrice329 Рік тому +6

      Yep, my dad was a sailor and a minor, my mother was a factory worker with a black country family so my vocabulary was colourful and varied from an early age 😀

    • @joannicholson3030
      @joannicholson3030 Рік тому

      What a man!

    • @rebeccagranger301
      @rebeccagranger301 8 місяців тому

      Amazing 😂

  • @WiMac63
    @WiMac63 Рік тому +40

    This is all of me, when driving my bus around the great British streets. You should see the passengers faces. Pure class. I smiled watching this video.

  • @tizzas1232
    @tizzas1232 Рік тому +32

    We Brits need to use our traditional swearwords more. Bloody, bollocks, bellend...etc. Don't want them dying out 😁

  • @samanthapateman8054
    @samanthapateman8054 Рік тому +36

    I love when their so angry that they don’t know what swear word to choose lol

    • @blackdragoncyrus
      @blackdragoncyrus Рік тому +1

      they're

    • @hanselmansell7555
      @hanselmansell7555 Рік тому

      @@blackdragoncyrus who are you? The effing grammar police?

    • @elemar5
      @elemar5 Рік тому +2

      @@hanselmansell7555 Upset that someone wants to stop the dumbing down of the planet? What's your problem?

  • @j9lorna
    @j9lorna Рік тому +52

    Uk roads were pretty much made for horse and carts, especially in the older cities. Many havent changed since the Romans invaded. Plus, we are a little island by comparison and space is at a premium.

  • @richardedgar9670
    @richardedgar9670 Рік тому +73

    I was in New York this year and the guy driving us back to the airport did say that he thought UK drivers were better as he learned in Oman from a Scottish instructor and what he taught him easily set him up for New York and he’d been there for 40 years.

    • @littleboots9800
      @littleboots9800 Рік тому +3

      Lol. I'm Scottish and lived in Oman as a kid and my mum took her test there. It involved driving forward, then reversing a bit and then going around some cement filled barrels.😄 My dad was sat in the back, (had to be there, being in a car with a man that wasn't your husband wasn't done,) so nerve wracking enough, and watched by a gang of old men debating amongst themselves if she'd pass. She did, but failed when she had to retake in the UK, lol.

  • @honestyjustice6096
    @honestyjustice6096 2 місяці тому +9

    I'm a middle-aged English woman, I don't drive, This video is brilliant and has been a real eye-opener. The swearing is as normal as breathing during road trips in UK. Its something we are raised to become accustomed to from birth onwards. Even when parents/adults rarely swear at home or in everyday interactions, it's totally normal when travelling in cars. I've never met anyone, child or adult who has ever been shocked or offended by drivers swearing and ranting.. As I watch a lot of American dashcam and body cam videos. I must admit I HAD noticed the .ack of swearing and found it a bit odd. More like this please.

    • @sarahhale-pearson533
      @sarahhale-pearson533 20 днів тому +2

      I’m an ex-pat living in Canada… my kids know that “ what’s said in the car, stays in the car”.

    • @Missdoubletrouble541
      @Missdoubletrouble541 18 днів тому

      So true. Love your comment!😊

    • @Missdoubletrouble541
      @Missdoubletrouble541 18 днів тому

      ​@@sarahhale-pearson533That says it all!😂🤣😂

  • @OpenHeart80
    @OpenHeart80 Рік тому +72

    My sister moved from the uk to the states, she has confirmed you all can’t drive, plus we have different rules like no undertaking on motorways.
    It’s incredibly hard to pass your test in the uk, but yeah we still have idiots on the road here.

    • @patterdale4332
      @patterdale4332 Рік тому +1

      You are allowed to undertake from the 2nd lane

    • @julieparry3888
      @julieparry3888 Рік тому +4

      If someone is sticking in the middle lane which is illegal its so hard not to undertake just to show them.

    • @thatdude123
      @thatdude123 Рік тому +3

      A UK person telling Americans we can't drive? What a weird perspective.

    • @elemar5
      @elemar5 Рік тому +1

      If you are travelling at the speed limit, or under, it is legal to pass in the nearside lane. The outer lanes are overtaking lanes. Once an overtake has been completed move to the left when safe to do so.

    • @theairbornemuffin7111
      @theairbornemuffin7111 Рік тому +4

      @@thatdude123 u cant tho. we dont just drive, we fight. Get some roundabouts first. Also it's called an indicator, not turn signal or a blinker.

  • @dannyk2376
    @dannyk2376 Рік тому +34

    No-one swears quite like us brits…proud moment

    • @keithkearns93
      @keithkearns93 Рік тому +5

      Us Aussies will give you a run for your money.

    • @mehallica666
      @mehallica666 Рік тому +3

      @@keithkearns93 Came here to comment on the Aussies. And I'm English. Keep up the good profanity work over there.

    • @keithkearns93
      @keithkearns93 Рік тому +3

      @@mehallica666 Will do . I practice every day.

    • @inquisitive6786
      @inquisitive6786 Рік тому +1

      Oh you sweet summer child

  • @sarahhale-pearson533
    @sarahhale-pearson533 20 днів тому +2

    As a British ex-pat in Canada, this was a delightful nostalgic treat, also to hear you guys say ‘bell-end’. Please say bollocks!

  • @Aine24601
    @Aine24601 Рік тому +3

    Weve been swearing for over a thousand years....its our way of life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @freyallarganswald4746
    @freyallarganswald4746 Рік тому +31

    I’m Scottish with an English husband I still find it funny when he swears in his English accent 😂😂
    That narrow road is what we call an unclassified road. They are mainly in the countryside in farming areas. There are thousands of them here lol.
    Slightly wider road is B class and main roads are A class.
    When I hear Americans swearing it sounds really strange coz u guys use different swear words to us. A “tosser”is a wanker .
    Thanks guys for this 😂

  • @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart
    @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart Рік тому +36

    This guy on the right is a genius…switch lanes into oncoming traffic😂

    • @owlhouse53
      @owlhouse53 Рік тому +18

      Kid on the right is so immature, what a knacker!

    • @Stringer13ell
      @Stringer13ell Рік тому +4

      Hes a proper spacker

    • @dopiaza2006
      @dopiaza2006 Рік тому

      There was no oncoming traffic

  • @r-171
    @r-171 Рік тому +12

    I swear that us Brits only actually have, like, 7 swear words in total, but we have so many variants and combinations for them that we never run out.

  • @jaymacgee_A_Bawbag_Blethering
    @jaymacgee_A_Bawbag_Blethering Рік тому +26

    There are still an awful lot of roads in this country that are actually adapted 18th century tracks no less , with very little room for passing 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @CEP73
    @CEP73 Рік тому +25

    Great way to hear the huge range of British isles accents!!

  • @1chish
    @1chish Рік тому +8

    The British are world champions at swearing. Its one of the many skills we have passed on to the rest of the world.
    Although the best ones are like "Well that was clever!" or "You aren't the sharpest knife!"
    Good to hear the ladies getting into the spirit of roundly abusing idiot drivers as well.

    • @mehallica666
      @mehallica666 Рік тому +1

      You want to hear my 70yr old mam. Swears like a bloody trooper!

    • @1chish
      @1chish Рік тому

      @@mehallica666 Good on her then! And I bet you caused much of the swearing just as I caused my mother to swear occasionally which made my old dad laugh.

  • @andygordon995
    @andygordon995 Рік тому +10

    Drive anywhere in the uk for more than an hr and you will repeat all these phrases at least once 😂

  • @Neenie1976
    @Neenie1976 22 дні тому +2

    We do rage swear a lot in our cars, especially about Sunday drivers lol

  • @cpb1998
    @cpb1998 Рік тому +79

    6:10 Did you actually just suggest that the driver should've suddenly switched lanes when the other car legally needs to give way... that could've been dangerous to the traffic behind lol.

    • @michaelmclachlan1650
      @michaelmclachlan1650 Рік тому +5

      You can't tell if there's something in the right lane either. Plenty of clips out there showing somebody swerving an collecting the vehicle alongside.

    • @elemar5
      @elemar5 Рік тому +3

      @@michaelmclachlan1650 It becomes the domino effect.

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich Рік тому +1

      The right lane is oncoming traffic.

    • @dopiaza2006
      @dopiaza2006 Рік тому

      It's a 2 way road - unless someone was overtakig them the right lane would have been fine.

    • @damedusa5107
      @damedusa5107 11 місяців тому +1

      @@dopiaza2006 it’s not, the is a large island separating the oncoming traffic, this is a dual carriage way, not a 2 way road

  • @IEarlGrey
    @IEarlGrey Рік тому +20

    That guy that you couldn’t understand called the guy a plum, it’s a slang word for idiot

  • @user-id9bf7hn4v
    @user-id9bf7hn4v Рік тому +17

    Whoever made this comp is elite, I’m from london and this made me laugh still🤣

  • @Whippy99
    @Whippy99 22 дні тому +2

    The London and Northern accents are the best! 😂 This kind of makes me feel proud to be British. We do swear quite a lot! 😊 Not even sorry.

  • @robwright8649
    @robwright8649 Рік тому +6

    If you can't drive "shift" you have no relevant opinion on who's better driver 😁

  • @Gravityembracegary
    @Gravityembracegary Рік тому +6

    You absolute f@#king melt is my favourite at the moment.. UK driver here, learned and passed on London roads then moved to the south coast, small village, tiny narrow roads, no street lights.. fun fun fun 😊

  • @kiddmakow3095
    @kiddmakow3095 21 день тому +4

    07:50. I think he say what a F- Plum, bit old fashioned but classic

  • @ianwilliam3811
    @ianwilliam3811 10 місяців тому +8

    Makes me proud to be British and your reactions are hysterical boys.

  • @BattleMatt
    @BattleMatt Рік тому +42

    Nobody swears like us Brits, it's a way of life. Funnily enough everyone seems to swear with a cockney/Essex accent no matter where you're from...

    • @1chish
      @1chish Рік тому +2

      Ah well the Essex swearing makes two words out of each swearword as in "Fook Inn Wan Kerr!"
      Double the value.

    • @southerncomfortuk
      @southerncomfortuk Рік тому +1

      😂 true

    • @cgat1955
      @cgat1955 Рік тому +1

      Ah you’ve not been to Manchester then? 😉 I blame my swearing on my Irish husband, if you go to Eire the F word is just a normal word, I lived there 5 years so I picked it up so to speak 😂

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 7 місяців тому

      It’s true! I’m from the West Country, Scottish on my dad’s side, but whenever I get heated I always seem to lapse into the Cockney “Faaarkin’ ‘ell, man! Faaark’s sake!”

  • @davetemple504
    @davetemple504 Рік тому +20

    I'm an English man now living in west Africa. Compared to the Gambia all of these drivers seem safe .

  • @michaelcaffery5038
    @michaelcaffery5038 Рік тому +13

    It's the same in Ireland. A lot of the roads are designed for horse traffic. Many people are so inconsiderate. Over crowded roads and cities are the reasons for a lot of impatience and anger.

  • @scrollingthecomments.4043
    @scrollingthecomments.4043 Рік тому +7

    My dad never swore but always heard him yelling 'pillock!' And 'Damn Sunday driver's!' 😂

  • @BillyNoMates1974
    @BillyNoMates1974 Рік тому +50

    This was hillarious ..... and I am a Brit !
    Best swearing was at 9:12 - it has some real meaning to it as well.
    It's not just the swear word but the conviction behind it too lol

    • @tamielizabethallaway2413
      @tamielizabethallaway2413 Рік тому +12

      So true! It MEANS so much more than just swearing for the sake of it! People don't get that our swearing DOES actually "stand-in" for other normal words.
      I get so angry sometimes I make up swear words on the spot in some random babble! 😂 The funniest one I can remember, was when my daughter was younger, and she was helping me to put away washing. She was in her room putting away her clean clothes, I was on the landing, to put towels in the airing cupboard. I opened the door and it swung out and went over my toe wedging it underneath for a second. I burst out with:
      *"FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A FORK IN IT! FUCKING TITS AND FANNY HOLES IN A CRIB!!!"* .....whilst I was slamming the door back and forth! My daughter was peeping out like 🤭...trying not to laugh because she felt she should have been concerned, not amused. But we both laughed with tears after that! 🤣
      I could barely type that ^^^ for giggling! What a stupid random thing to say... but fuck me, was I raging! There's something about stubbing a toe isn't there? So unnecessary that it pisses you off even more.
      I'm glad I don't drive...within a month I'd have full blown Tourettes! 😜
      Swearing to us is just language...it emphasises our feelings to better explain how we really feel. Pisses me off when people are offended by it or presume we're too stupid to have a better vocabulary. Sometimes, there simply aren't any BETTER words than raging swearing that makes no sense.
      It's cos we're well 'ard! 😂 We don't take no shit!
      I laugh my arse off if an American says "Bite me!" WTF is that?
      Try saying that over here in a pub one weekend, and don't blame me when you find yourself in A&E with half an ear chomped off!
      Someone's bound to be in the mood to take you at your word! 😂
      Proud Brit (English) too! 😘😘😘

    • @LouieLouie917
      @LouieLouie917 Рік тому +5

      @@tamielizabethallaway2413 that has to be the winning comment, had me laughing out loud, could see it happening, we're right behind you with swearing, its just putting a bit more emphasis on how we feel 👍🤣🇦🇺

    • @tamielizabethallaway2413
      @tamielizabethallaway2413 Рік тому +2

      @@LouieLouie917 aww thank you! It's because the swearing just paints the picture doesn't it? If I'd said "the door scuffed my toe and really quite annoyed me" you'd think I was posh! I don't really trust people who don't swear tbh...they don't have to eff and blind non stop, but in those moments where life, circumstances, bad luck, or some idiot is REALLY getting on your tits, and they STILL don't swear...? 🤔 Hmmm that seems very iffy to me. Australians swear like us...? But Americans, I dunno, I think something happened on that Mayflower on their way over there, they're definitely "different". 😳 I had a lady say to me the other day, "Could you please make your point without cussing?" I replied, "Oh I could absolutely! But last time I checked that choice was mine, yes? So while it's my choice I'll say what I want in whichever way I bloody well want to! Did you get THAT fucking point...? Arsehole!" 😂 Meanwhile she probably takes a belt to her kids when they're naughty... Yet finds a few words offensive! 😘😘😘

    • @LouieLouie917
      @LouieLouie917 Рік тому +6

      @@tamielizabethallaway2413 yep definitely, how can you be so controlled and not let it out when something bad has happened or even just for that extra expression 😝 us Aussies do follow you guys more in the swearing than Americans, whenever I've traveled they look a little uncomfortable with it, must have all got wedgies on the way over in the Mayflower. Always be you and don't change for any of those prudes, you're so real and that's refreshing 😘

    • @tamielizabethallaway2413
      @tamielizabethallaway2413 Рік тому +4

      @@LouieLouie917 oh wow you're Australian! I had no idea! That's even funnier....and proves my point! 😜😜😜

  • @jamesfrench7299
    @jamesfrench7299 Рік тому +41

    Do ones for Australians. You ain't seen anything until you heard an Aussie cursing on the road.

    • @Brimfulofbeauty
      @Brimfulofbeauty Рік тому +7

      I feel like Aussies are basically British but devoid of the line we don’t cross, the embarrassment we all feel in awkward situations and a much much higher tolerance to the beers.

  • @lougriffths5831
    @lougriffths5831 19 днів тому +2

    My children used to warn their friends about my language in the car, 🤭
    One of my youngest sons first words was from me in the car, thankfully it was 'go go go' at junctions. 😂

  • @chaos60
    @chaos60 Рік тому +6

    I was in an English taxi cab and a cyclist came up and started swearing at the driver for not slowing down. The drive fought with him and it was pretty funny.

  • @kimarnill7648
    @kimarnill7648 Рік тому +81

    You should react to rude football chants, makes me proud and ashamed at the same time.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧

  • @Stephanie_Anne
    @Stephanie_Anne Рік тому +53

    This had me crying with laughter, OMG I love the UK and your reactions were hilarious

    • @hanselmansell7555
      @hanselmansell7555 Рік тому +4

      And because we don't have guns there's no shooting each other, it's a win win! 😉

  • @BeaEss
    @BeaEss Рік тому +10

    I love that we're teaching you guys how to swear properly lol! Tosser is the same as wanker but it's not quite as rude.

    • @mitzloo1933
      @mitzloo1933 Рік тому +1

      We know how to swear, thanks.

    • @BeaEss
      @BeaEss Рік тому

      @@mitzloo1933 Ok Karen!

  • @NikkigandCo
    @NikkigandCo 6 днів тому +1

    Nothing makes me happier than listening to Scot’s swearing in driving videos 😂 makes me a little less homesick. Would probably be quite difficult for most to understand half of it but it’s hilarious 😂

  • @Lupus_01
    @Lupus_01 Рік тому +18

    I love how even the mildest mannered person in the world can turn the air blue once behind the wheel of a car.
    Oh and yeah some of our country roads are dangerous as fuck because the government in their infinite wisdom make them national speed limit roads when u cant see around bends or even fit two cars side by side lol.

    • @kathryngrant3717
      @kathryngrant3717 Рік тому

      Same here in NZ.

    • @elemar5
      @elemar5 Рік тому

      You are right about the speed limits on these "lanes" but you need to have a bit of common sense. I think I've learned a lot from riding a motorbike throughout my life. You know not to put your life in danger.

  • @Witchy-bitch106
    @Witchy-bitch106 Рік тому +13

    The little narrow roads in the countryside have a recess every couple of off hundred yards so if someone comes the other way you can let them pass. Tractors are the worst on these roads, if you get stuck behind one you can walk faster. Congested cities like London or Manchester are known for very narrow streets. These cities were built 100's of years ago when your transport was a horse and cart.

    • @margaretflounders8510
      @margaretflounders8510 Рік тому +1

      Some around here go back to mediaevil times, they're the usual very bendy winding ones, prob. the locals going home from the pub!..Roman roads are best, they built brilliant straight ones, still finding them 2,000 years later!

    • @elemar5
      @elemar5 Рік тому

      I've found anyone driving a tractor has been very courteous and stopping to let traffic pass when ever they can. But then, I don't live in England.

  • @YourNameHere1k
    @YourNameHere1k Рік тому +5

    5:25 he’s laughing all the way to the bank 😂

  • @heather.0476
    @heather.0476 Рік тому +2

    At 7:50 he called him a "plum". Plum is another word for idiot and fool, though it's usually more friendly. It's like silly-billy, numpty, plonker, muppet, etc.

    • @Simon1985_
      @Simon1985_ Рік тому +1

      Can also mean “bollock” lol

  • @CymruEmergencyResponder
    @CymruEmergencyResponder Рік тому +9

    That road is a typical country road. They often have a speed limit of 60mph.

  • @xDriger
    @xDriger Рік тому +8

    came for the inbetweeners... stuck around for the CITY BOYS - THATS WHY THEY THE GOATS, THE GOATS

  • @RedHeadForester
    @RedHeadForester Рік тому +7

    Regarding narrow roads here in the UK, given I drive an Iveco Daily dropside van I'm quite used to fitting through spaces with a few inches clearance either side. The problem is there are too many folks here with posh expensive SUVs which they're scared to drive closer than a foot away from the hedge or a parked vehicle, and so they just get in the way.
    There are a lot of country lanes which are barely wide enough for my van to fit down - I don't really go above third gear on those roads so I can stop quickly.

  • @sharronbevan6425
    @sharronbevan6425 Рік тому +10

    I'm so proud to be British lol

  • @nvgirl1807
    @nvgirl1807 Рік тому +11

    🤣🤣🤣 I live on a country lane like that - it's normal in the UK

  • @Stupidestvideos
    @Stupidestvideos Рік тому +71

    You guys are my new favourite reactors. Keep doing what you’re doing and you’ll be raking in the clunge

  • @ohwellwhateverr
    @ohwellwhateverr Рік тому +4

    3:15 I live in Northern Ireland and there are a ton of these little country roads. You’ll find them all over the UK in rural areas. We don’t have the luxury of space like Americans do so so things can get cramped!
    They’re so dangerous because you can never see what’s coming around the corner (especially if animals are loose).

  • @davidsweeney4021
    @davidsweeney4021 Рік тому +1

    I love how much the words "idiot" and "stupid" are used among the expletives. My favourite insults to be honest.

  • @Readd1
    @Readd1 Рік тому +6

    Guys the video at 14:42 "clown takes a pratfall" is definitely worth a reaction to! You won't be disappointed.

    • @stevenconnor4221
      @stevenconnor4221 Рік тому

      I second this it's hilarious, the nice wee well spoken cyclist (who is a closet evil pain in the ass haha) and the big bruiser cnut who's and Enuf of it. That and Ronnie Pickering I still laugh at it every couple years when the algorithm throws it up again.

  • @davidsuratgar1139
    @davidsuratgar1139 Рік тому +16

    Also worth mentioning that in the UK everyone drives in manual not automatic

    • @Bazroshan
      @Bazroshan Рік тому +1

      The car is in gear but the brain is not.

    • @Jannie-
      @Jannie- Рік тому +6

      All my 5 cars over the years have been automatic David . Same goes for my husband and sons past cars. 🇬🇧

    • @TheSebiestor
      @TheSebiestor Рік тому +1

      Automatics are not classed as driving a car, but i guess you'd never know that

    • @jaydub2546
      @jaydub2546 Рік тому

      Only lazy People or people with disabilities drive autos

    • @MsBabylove11
      @MsBabylove11 Рік тому +2

      Not everyone mate 😂.... But yes... We have way more manual drivers than the US

  • @Bert3HD
    @Bert3HD Рік тому +2

    No way!😂At 8:20 that happened right next to where I live! It’s a place called Pensilva in Cornwall at the bottom of the UK! Further up the road there’s always chickens on the loose running around on the fields!😂😂😂

  • @samanthmerry2639
    @samanthmerry2639 Рік тому +3

    What you don't see in these video clips are all the hand signals that go along with all the swearing especially for "wanker" and "tosser" 🤣🤣
    I've just come across your channel and love watching how you all react to our comedians here in the UK and stuff like British drivers swearing, it makes me laugh seeing your reactions, great videos guys 👍

  • @user-jl7sl2xh4q
    @user-jl7sl2xh4q Рік тому +8

    A lot go country roads in Europe are like that, when I was driving in Croatia some roads are this narrow on the side of a cliff, scary shit!!

  • @UKFunfairsTV
    @UKFunfairsTV Рік тому +12

    Love these reaction videos lads! As you can see we all seem to have the same or similar angry motto 🤣

  • @nuggetbunny5551
    @nuggetbunny5551 17 днів тому +1

    In the UK, when you see a vehicle broken down/stranded in a place of any inconvenience it is the LAW you must state to the driver : “you cant park there mate” before driving past

  • @shanehodgson4290
    @shanehodgson4290 Рік тому +4

    Please don't let the guy on the right drive in the UK 😂

  • @bboboneill
    @bboboneill Рік тому +15

    I'd purposely drive into someone for wearing headphones over a hood though 😂

    • @officialenri
      @officialenri  Рік тому +4

      LMAOOO

    • @gam9063
      @gam9063 Рік тому

      @@officialenri they guy with the hood up on his fleece
      You seriously wear headphones over the hood🤣🤣

  • @danielgardecki1046
    @danielgardecki1046 Рік тому +7

    My city *Bradford* always has at least 3 or 4 postcodes in the *Top 10 in the UK* every year, for things like *No Licence, No Insurance, No Tax, No MOT, Unregistered Vehicles,* and *Most Crashes.*
    There's been at least 4 crashes outside my house in the last 8-10 weeks, in the exact same spot of a crossroad.
    There's even more crashes on a road a quarter of a mile East of me.
    However the road with the most crashes (according to a news story around 8 years ago) is a crossroad 1 mile West of me.

    • @RossKempOnYourMum01
      @RossKempOnYourMum01 Рік тому +5

      Because of the absolutely enormous numbers of immigrants

    • @disaffectedmale
      @disaffectedmale Рік тому

      Durka durka durka. That's why.

    • @danielgardecki1046
      @danielgardecki1046 Рік тому +3

      @@disaffectedmale There's been 2 more crashes outside my house since I wrote this post...
      The latest of which was 2 minutes ago.

    • @jacekatalakis8316
      @jacekatalakis8316 Рік тому +1

      ​@@danielgardecki1046 I know exactly where the roads are in your comments. Also hello from the next town over. We have just as shit drivers and less of a reputation for no licence/MOT/etc. I half expected some areas of my town to show up on the list, the worst we've done is make the national news for our MP dying recently and firework hellscape on Bonfire Night. Then again, I can vouch for our drivers being somehow just as shit.

    • @danielgardecki1046
      @danielgardecki1046 Рік тому +2

      @@jacekatalakis8316 Most crashes in the city = Ingleby Road & Legrams Lane crossroads.
      A lot of crashes = Manchester Road, Smiddles Lane & Mayo Avenue crossroads.
      Outside my house = Southfield Road, Hutton Road & Smiddles Lane crossroads.
      There's been at least 2 more crashes in the exact same spot outside my house since I wrote this comment.

  • @crystalheart1186
    @crystalheart1186 25 днів тому +2

    I love the Americans! I have to say, hearing it in video is kind of funnier than in real life

  • @robincrawford2252
    @robincrawford2252 13 днів тому +1

    In Cornwall our "hedges" are made of two granite walls filled with soil so they are pretty vertical wildflower beds but are hard as rock and often only 1 car width wide, built for carts hundreds of years ago 😅

  • @mrdoogle5931
    @mrdoogle5931 Рік тому +6

    5:33 If you look at the road, there's double white lines infront of the van which means give way. The van should have stopped and let the car go first in that situation. That prick didn't even slow down.

    • @michaelmclachlan1650
      @michaelmclachlan1650 Рік тому

      Exactly. Seeing them is one thing, anticipating they'd pull something this stupid needs psychic powers.

  • @lauraroe2632
    @lauraroe2632 Рік тому +10

    Love your reaction very funny It is harder to get a driving license here then in America but we still have shit drivers here too a lot of our roads are narrow here and the roads are over populated with drivers but I think that’s the same every where in other countries

  • @Neenie1976
    @Neenie1976 22 дні тому +2

    Our driving test is one of the hardest in the world. Also most of our cars are manual unlike most American cars are automatic

  • @AstrixCloud
    @AstrixCloud Рік тому +1

    Just discovered your channel and loving it! Hahaha subbed forsure!

  • @bblair2627
    @bblair2627 Рік тому +6

    pretty much all streets and a lot of the roads in the UK are made for the horse and cart. the main road that goes up and down the middle of Scotland (A9) has a lane going North and a lane going South) end of

    • @craigstephens93
      @craigstephens93 Рік тому +2

      Of course that's not entirely true. Large parts of the A9 are dual-carriageway.

    • @jacquimaclennan3254
      @jacquimaclennan3254 Рік тому

      The A9 is gradually being dualled all the way south from Inverness. The stretch of the carriageway that’ll really mind fuck you is where the southbound carriageway is higher that the northbound…you can’t even see the northbound lanes because of the height difference! It’s a dangerous road and there are serious/fatal RTCs quite often.

  • @mohammedkamalhussain3694
    @mohammedkamalhussain3694 Рік тому +4

    The UK 🇬🇧 have better qualified drivers than the USA 🇺🇸

  • @thatguy4311
    @thatguy4311 3 місяці тому +2

    Guy on the right has an insane talent for talking at the exact wrong fcuking second. Every single clip he spoke over the video ffs 🤣

  • @TobyHumanResources
    @TobyHumanResources Рік тому +2

    Have you guys seen the clip of the Ronnie Pickering Road rage in the UK? It was all over the news as well 🤣 love your videos, keep it up, always entertaining.

    • @lilme7052
      @lilme7052 2 дні тому

      I was gonna say Ronnie needs to be on here

  • @thrashmetaldude123thrash3
    @thrashmetaldude123thrash3 Рік тому +3

    It’s videos like these that make me proud to be British

  • @VikCB
    @VikCB Рік тому +13

    You guys gotta do the Aussie dash cams next hahah

  • @laurenhowell3182
    @laurenhowell3182 Рік тому +1

    Love you videos..can't stop watching so funny...countryside all roads are like that,single track lanes x

  • @Neenie1976
    @Neenie1976 22 дні тому +2

    We have a lot of country lanes. Normally there’s little bits where you pull to the side to let a car through