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  • Dave Chappelle on Lesbians
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  • @Silver-cl2bd
    @Silver-cl2bd 11 місяців тому +53

    Dave has my *full support* on slapping the toxic masculinity outta any B* and toxic femininity outta any dude.

  • @wstavis3135
    @wstavis3135 11 місяців тому +83

    "This lesbian fellow...." 😂😂😂

  • @x0Vinny0x
    @x0Vinny0x 11 місяців тому +144

    He gave that angry lesbian in the club equal rights AND lefts.

    • @JohnWilliams-mt6fx
      @JohnWilliams-mt6fx 11 місяців тому +1

      😢😂😂😂😂

    • @DV8340
      @DV8340 11 місяців тому +2

      Underrated comment. 😂😂😂

    • @t.m.i.1245
      @t.m.i.1245 11 місяців тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣❣

    • @jasonhare8540
      @jasonhare8540 11 місяців тому +1

      Sometimes equality comes with boxing gloves 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-ii3vn8tn3q
    @user-ii3vn8tn3q 11 місяців тому +57

    So many of my friends think he is awful, but I LOVE Chappelle. People don’t LISTEN to what he says. He is pretty smart.
    We need the Chappelles of this world to point out how uptight we are getting.

    • @rayrock7662
      @rayrock7662 11 місяців тому +8

      You need new friends. Nobody deserves that type of negativity 😂

    • @utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105
      @utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105 11 місяців тому +2

      ​​​@@rayrock7662beat me too it that I think you will find will be unanimous

    • @lizardface88
      @lizardface88 11 місяців тому

      Well Chaphelle seems to be pretty uptight about the LGBTQ community.

    • @donsolos
      @donsolos 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@lizardface88lmao. You miss the genius of this bit. Notice he has to filter all of his real thoughts. So who is the uptight one in this scenario? The one who can speak freely or the one who cannot?

    • @enochsauron7616
      @enochsauron7616 11 місяців тому +1

      @@lizardface88 NOT uptight. Realistic would be a better word.

  • @jatilq
    @jatilq 11 місяців тому +16

    I love his little warnings "buckle up, I'm going all the way"

  • @christrudell7966
    @christrudell7966 11 місяців тому +23

    "I had to go to work."
    DONE 😂

  • @kitsune303
    @kitsune303 11 місяців тому +33

    Master of timing...Ace of delivery!

  • @imjustapoorwayfaringstrang9370
    @imjustapoorwayfaringstrang9370 11 місяців тому +41

    you kept your funk through it all Dave Chappelle. Your amazing...and very loved by many

    • @raighnman179
      @raighnman179 11 місяців тому

      50 dollars remember me mr chapelle 🎉😂

  • @janetmccoy7945
    @janetmccoy7945 Рік тому +135

    Chappell can make anything funny!

    • @OGRH
      @OGRH Рік тому +1

      Make anything funny, yeah he can, but this was a freebie!

    • @ginarichards6307
      @ginarichards6307 11 місяців тому +4

      If you can make a baby on the street funny you are golden.

  • @renesalazar905
    @renesalazar905 11 місяців тому +58

    You are comedic brilliance, Dave!!! Always hysterical! Thank you!!!

  • @MannyLoxx2010
    @MannyLoxx2010 11 місяців тому +25

    This man is a FREAKIN GENIUS!!

  • @marshoneddings4831
    @marshoneddings4831 11 місяців тому +24

    “I had to go work” 😂😂😂

  • @pheeqzie
    @pheeqzie 11 місяців тому +6

    Dave is so silly I swear 😜🤣🤣🤣 He makes it so casual, like one went to hang with a mate and he’s just telling funny stories all thru 😎😎😎

  • @SamSteeles
    @SamSteeles 11 місяців тому +19

    The kid's a natural, sign him up!

  • @rtroyer8963
    @rtroyer8963 11 місяців тому +15

    A true Master Comedian!

  • @alphadog1961
    @alphadog1961 11 місяців тому +10

    Lines on the mirror,lines on her face,she pretended not to notice she was caught up in the race

  • @dyrectory_com
    @dyrectory_com 11 місяців тому +8

    Go Davey, Go! lol 👏🏻

  • @Furball2k
    @Furball2k 11 місяців тому +11

    Did I follow you to your car and preform my act? HAHA 😂😂😂

  • @Thatsraul
    @Thatsraul 11 місяців тому +6

    Chappell is gifted

  • @01bdbark
    @01bdbark 11 місяців тому +18

    My belief is that I believe in equal rights for all people, but with equal rights comes equal responsibility. That's the part that some people don't grasp. They've been told that they are a victim for so long they don't understand that the way that they're treated is a reflection of the way they behave.

    • @jeanettedecuir3411
      @jeanettedecuir3411 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrbaab5932
      @mrbaab5932 11 місяців тому +1

      It is a crime for anyone to physically attack another person regardless of the gender of either person.

  • @rocket5106
    @rocket5106 11 місяців тому +24

    Keeping it simple Dave, you are more of a. Uniter than a divider😎✌️

  • @oldjarhead386
    @oldjarhead386 11 місяців тому +7

    Damn I love that guy!

  • @Anamarie1990
    @Anamarie1990 11 місяців тому +4

    Oh my gosh I f****** love Dave Chappelle

  • @leehuff9901
    @leehuff9901 11 місяців тому +8

    I was 16 when i started going to my favorite place in yellow springs, it is the covered bridge trails. On the the little Miami. I've been going there for 40 years and I still have never met Dave, maybe some day. I love yellow springs ohio. I'm from right next door in Fairborn. But now live in oregonia Ohio. I'm 56 now and love the woods of yellow springs. Allways will. Much love Dave.

    • @queenbee3647
      @queenbee3647 11 місяців тому +1

      Lots of pretty places in Ohio. NE Ohio is pretty esp in winter. 😁

  • @thomascrawford2088
    @thomascrawford2088 Рік тому +14

    Simply genius

  • @t.m.i.1245
    @t.m.i.1245 11 місяців тому +3

    Chappelle is honest and hilarious ❣

  • @melissaward6311
    @melissaward6311 11 місяців тому +2

    HI neighbor. We are 30 mins.from you. I love Yellow Springs. Btw,thank you for all youve done for your home town and surrounding communities. We are lucky to have you so close.

  • @dianalewis4704
    @dianalewis4704 11 місяців тому +6

    I LOVE DAVE CHAPPELLE!! HE CRACKS ME UP! SO FUNNY!

  • @MR.SANDMAN1030
    @MR.SANDMAN1030 Рік тому +20

    Yaaaaaaa, I forgot the skit, great laugh to wake up to 🤣😁

  • @user-qk6xg4nz7c
    @user-qk6xg4nz7c 11 місяців тому +13

    Oh how fucking funny!!!
    I enjoy your jokes!
    I laugh and that's not so easy these days, but you make it so...

  • @germainelytle9272
    @germainelytle9272 11 місяців тому +8

    Oh, this dude is so funny! No one is spared from being called out on their quirks!

  • @JohnnyHawkins-mt9rc
    @JohnnyHawkins-mt9rc 11 місяців тому +3

    This guy is too funny!

  • @rustygazes256
    @rustygazes256 11 місяців тому +5

    He is the g.o.a.t

  • @michaelkamau8421
    @michaelkamau8421 Рік тому +9

    My man back up😂😂

  • @aswithinsowithout
    @aswithinsowithout 11 місяців тому +2

    He really is the King 🎉😂❤

  • @emilbulancea9836
    @emilbulancea9836 Рік тому +11

    Goat

  • @lorriemcgee5562
    @lorriemcgee5562 11 місяців тому +3

    I love him.😂😂

  • @ericowen56
    @ericowen56 Рік тому +5

    I enjoyed your video

  • @Katman718
    @Katman718 11 місяців тому +11

    Imagine if he'd attended law school

  • @Andy-xy4gw
    @Andy-xy4gw 11 місяців тому +9

    Wow......love it!!!!!!!!!! Society is limited!:)

  • @davidcarter1738
    @davidcarter1738 Рік тому +7

    The best

  • @markmy2881
    @markmy2881 11 місяців тому +4

    Ya Gotta Love The Funny 🤣...

  • @argumentativelysound2001
    @argumentativelysound2001 11 місяців тому +3

    About "toxic masculinity" - that was brilliant.

  • @avace917
    @avace917 11 місяців тому +8

    I had a situation like this happen once but no one swung so I was lucky

    • @Mike-sr6gd
      @Mike-sr6gd 11 місяців тому

      I had this happen to me dude came up and was like why you looking at my girl bro. As I'm there with my fiance at the time. Dude swung on me and I dodged like four swings before security threw him out

  • @sunnindawg
    @sunnindawg 11 місяців тому +7

    Hilarious

  • @allseeingeye1
    @allseeingeye1 Рік тому +14

    Funny as fuc

  • @utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105
    @utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105 11 місяців тому +3

    Jeez I hope that's a true story❤

  • @simoneweaver7405
    @simoneweaver7405 11 місяців тому +1

    Chicken cutlets 😂😂😂

  • @michaelgautreaux3168
    @michaelgautreaux3168 11 місяців тому +2

    😆😆😆....fukkin' nut. 👍👍

  • @saucyone7889
    @saucyone7889 11 місяців тому

    RAW,, ❤ you tell it like it IS

  • @sparks2lit
    @sparks2lit Рік тому +7

    Bruh said that’s why I live in Ohio… well that aged fine like wine.

  • @alanolden.7575
    @alanolden.7575 11 місяців тому

    Brilliant

  • @LAURACLE22
    @LAURACLE22 11 місяців тому

    “Strippie” lol

  • @forakermm
    @forakermm Рік тому +2

    Strippies!!! 😂😂😂

  • @jerrydino1310
    @jerrydino1310 11 місяців тому

    And I say, what!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sublime_37
    @Sublime_37 11 місяців тому +2

    I’m a woman who values common sense, so I’m not a feminist. Bc that line of study and of thinking has almost single-handedly ruined the shape of our country, not even excluding our sound military. Dave Chappelle is a genius who is also a champion for women’s rights as in for all women who want to uphold common sense.

  • @itsmeyoufool37
    @itsmeyoufool37 11 місяців тому +1

    Mostly a brit comedy fan but this is funny

  • @sammcbride2464
    @sammcbride2464 11 місяців тому

    I like it. People need get their upcomings.

  • @foreignmweezzpuscle8651
    @foreignmweezzpuscle8651 Рік тому +1

    Hahahahahhaaa.... TaTaaaaa hahahahhahaaa.... Only dave can do..

  • @SnakeP29
    @SnakeP29 Рік тому +41

    Why’d you out Ellen in the thumbnail 😂

    • @oranebrown2169
      @oranebrown2169 Рік тому +6

      Don't denied it would be funnier it was Ellen he was talking about.

    • @SnakeP29
      @SnakeP29 Рік тому +4

      @@oranebrown2169 cannot argue with that

    • @alem7135
      @alem7135 Рік тому +4

      Cuz shes lesbian

    • @6TomCruz6
      @6TomCruz6 Рік тому

      "F*ck them that's why"

    • @SnakeP29
      @SnakeP29 Рік тому

      @Jimmy Wad fucking hilarious

  • @Ken-lb3sg
    @Ken-lb3sg Рік тому +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-rd1ry9mh2p
    @user-rd1ry9mh2p 11 місяців тому +2

    ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @russellmwambazi6588
    @russellmwambazi6588 11 місяців тому +5

    😂😂😂

  • @AnnaAnnieAnneofGreenGables
    @AnnaAnnieAnneofGreenGables 11 місяців тому +4

  • @billiessphincter4104
    @billiessphincter4104 Рік тому +3

    Him bill burr. And George Carlin

  • @thisislilraskal
    @thisislilraskal 11 місяців тому

    What's the name of this show?

  • @gporr7004
    @gporr7004 11 місяців тому

    Crazy how he started in Nutty Professor

  • @davidlloyd2225
    @davidlloyd2225 11 місяців тому

    0:24 Chappel fasf ❤️🇬🇧💯 0:54

  • @silverfox97480
    @silverfox97480 11 місяців тому +1

    Reminds of my friend saying, the moment a chick takes a swing at you, 😂😂her name is Dave and she gets dealt with like a man.

  • @sanjaivkovic9126
    @sanjaivkovic9126 11 місяців тому

    B E S T 💯💗💯💗💯

  • @jujucasar2003
    @jujucasar2003 11 місяців тому +1

    Men and women should not be treated the same. If they were treated exactly the same do u realize how many men would beat the living shit out of women. The answer is ALOT ALOT MORE!!!

  • @craigcp7455
    @craigcp7455 11 місяців тому +2

    Can’t touch him!! unbelievable!!

  • @teronward7570
    @teronward7570 11 місяців тому +7

    I like white b's with dirty feet! Me too Dave. Me Too🤣

    • @queenbee3647
      @queenbee3647 11 місяців тому +1

      Dirty feet right here! Ohio ones. 😁

  • @Yesterday883
    @Yesterday883 Рік тому +3

    😂

  • @AryanYadav-zk8tz
    @AryanYadav-zk8tz 11 місяців тому +1

    9:04

  • @JohnThomas-hx3bi
    @JohnThomas-hx3bi 11 місяців тому +1

    Lmao

  • @lolstalgic9602
    @lolstalgic9602 5 місяців тому +1

    1:50

  • @carlkolchack3012
    @carlkolchack3012 11 місяців тому

    Love me some reality

  • @zorkwork3841
    @zorkwork3841 11 місяців тому +1

    Dave..thank God for laughter...and that little town in Ohio..sounds cool!!!

    • @katiesmith2985
      @katiesmith2985 11 місяців тому

      They're mad at him in that community for coming to town hall to speak up on their behalf for a project he invested in that would do more harm than good in the community opinion, the reason they said him being Dave Chappelle brought attention to their quaint community 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @zorkwork3841
      @zorkwork3841 11 місяців тому

      @@katiesmith2985 What was the project???

  • @MannyLoxx2010
    @MannyLoxx2010 11 місяців тому +1

    😄😆😁😂😅

  • @jameslasso1690
    @jameslasso1690 Рік тому +15

    OMG i have to go to urgent care - laughed so hard i think cracked a rib

    • @Mike-sr6gd
      @Mike-sr6gd 11 місяців тому

      Could have saved you a trip there is nothing they can do for a cracked rib 😅

  • @loayalaa1080
    @loayalaa1080 11 місяців тому +1

    For some reason some idiots might go to a Chapelle or a Burr show and still get offended KNOWING that this is what they do.. It's confusing asf!

    • @bellcranel8873
      @bellcranel8873 11 місяців тому +1

      They do it intentionally but they do act as though they don’t go to comedy clubs often and this is their “first experience” and claim it’s all so offensive and uncomfortable for them lol

    • @loayalaa1080
      @loayalaa1080 11 місяців тому

      @@bellcranel8873 cheap pricks

  • @melpim69
    @melpim69 11 місяців тому +3

    Is he the guy from half baked??

  • @stee4592
    @stee4592 11 місяців тому

    Making comedy CUISINE out of the Ludacris ingredients.
    CHEF CHAPPELLE

  • @tocagamer4775
    @tocagamer4775 Рік тому +3

    Yo who was this woman?

  • @Lor_Kreny
    @Lor_Kreny Рік тому +5

    Only In Ohio 😂

  • @MARYBBOSS2
    @MARYBBOSS2 Рік тому +11

    DAVE was the NICEST PERSON among the MANY WELL-KNOWN CELEBRITIES that I was PRIVILEGED to CREATE a PHOTO MEMORY of at the LAUGH FACTORY in HOLLYWOOD when I MET 'HIM' at a PAUL MOONEY SHOW on JANUARY 31, 1995 as 'HE' STOOD OUT FRONT and TALKED 'WITH' ME while CRACKIN' UP the 'STARS' that had GATHERED around 'US'!
    And I REALLY HOPE that I'll be ABLE to MEET 'HIM' and CREATE a 2nd PHOTO MEMORY, but of 'US' as 'HE' had SUGGESTED, but I didn't because I had only ONE 'EXPOSURE' LEFT in the 35mm CAMERA on 'THIS', a 'REAL' 'NIGHT to REMEMBER' for 'THIS' CHICK who was MADE HOMELESS on 'THAT' DAY!
    And YES, the UA-cam PROFILE PICTURE is the 2nd of 2 that I was PRIVILEGED to CREATE with COMEDIAN BILL BELLAMY on MARCH 5, 2022-the 1st was CREATED on SEPTEMBER 25, 1994!!DAVE was the NICEST PERSON among the MANY WELL-KNOWN CELEBRITIES that I was PRIVILEGED to CREATE a PHOTO MEMORY of at the LAUGH FACTORY in HOLLYWOOD when I MET 'HIM' at a PAUL MOONEY SHOW on JANUARY 31, 1995 as 'HE' STOOD OUT FRONT and TALKED 'WITH' ME while CRACKIN' UP the 'STARS' that had GATHERED around 'US'!
    And I REALLY HOPE that I'll be ABLE to MEET 'HIM' and CREATE a 2nd PHOTO MEMORY, but of 'US' as 'HE' had SUGGESTED, but I didn't because I had only ONE 'EXPOSURE' LEFT in the 35mm CAMERA on 'THIS', a 'REAL' 'NIGHT to REMEMBER' for 'THIS' CHICK who was MADE HOMELESS on 'THAT' DAY!
    And YES, the UA-cam PROFILE PICTURE is the 2nd of 2 that I was PRIVILEGED to CREATE with COMEDIAN BILL BELLAMY on MARCH 5, 2022-the 1st was CREATED on SEPTEMBER 25, 1994!!DAVE was the NICEST PERSON among the MANY WELL-KNOWN CELEBRITIES that I was PRIVILEGED to CREATE a PHOTO MEMORY of at the LAUGH FACTORY in HOLLYWOOD when I MET 'HIM' at a PAUL MOONEY SHOW on JANUARY 31, 1995 as 'HE' STOOD OUT FRONT and TALKED 'WITH' ME while CRACKIN' UP the 'STARS' that had GATHERED around 'US'!
    And I REALLY HOPE that I'll be ABLE to MEET 'HIM' and CREATE a 2nd PHOTO MEMORY, but of 'US' as 'HE' had SUGGESTED, but I didn't because I had only ONE 'EXPOSURE' LEFT in the 35mm CAMERA on 'THIS', a 'REAL' 'NIGHT to REMEMBER' for 'THIS' CHICK who was MADE HOMELESS on 'THAT' DAY!
    And YES, the UA-cam PROFILE PICTURE is the 2nd of 2 that I was PRIVILEGED to CREATE with COMEDIAN BILL BELLAMY on MARCH 5, 2022-the 1st was CREATED on SEPTEMBER 25, 1994!!!

    • @ronevans6958
      @ronevans6958 11 місяців тому +4

      WHY ARE you SHOUTING!?

    • @MARYBBOSS2
      @MARYBBOSS2 11 місяців тому

      @@ronevans6958 BECAUSE I'm NOT a FOLLOWER like MANY of YOU, and to CAPITALIZE the WORDS that I would ITALICIZE otherwise is just WHAT I DO,😌
      THANK YOU!

    • @ErickvdK
      @ErickvdK 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@MARYBBOSS2hard to follow

    • @MARYBBOSS2
      @MARYBBOSS2 11 місяців тому

      @@ErickvdK "FOLLOW"? PLEASE ELABORATE!

    • @americandissident9062
      @americandissident9062 11 місяців тому +1

      @@MARYBBOSS2What does this have to do with us being followers? This makes no sense.

  • @sandragillespie9844
    @sandragillespie9844 11 місяців тому

    😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @Aiken47
    @Aiken47 11 місяців тому

    Equal rights not equity

  • @Lovelysoul423
    @Lovelysoul423 11 місяців тому

    Lmao I am gay and I love Dave I would protect Dave!

  • @ummglick
    @ummglick 11 місяців тому

    Something pimp Obama might say

  • @enochsauron7616
    @enochsauron7616 11 місяців тому +3

    Dave, I used to think you're cool.
    I still think that.
    Real cool.

    • @lynzypooh80
      @lynzypooh80 11 місяців тому

      He’s the coolest

    • @enochsauron7616
      @enochsauron7616 11 місяців тому

      @@lynzypooh80 I would have to disagree with ya.
      My personal belief is... Christ is the coolest.
      I believe I'm coolest (after Christ.)
      Dave would rank somewhere close to me, in my opinion. He's REAL cool, ya know. I love his attitude. The dude is awesome!

    • @lynzypooh80
      @lynzypooh80 11 місяців тому

      @@enochsauron7616 I can’t disagree!! Christ is toppa top

  • @dinaldcurchod3296
    @dinaldcurchod3296 11 місяців тому

    Why do some people think it’s funny to belittle and insult women?

    • @allisonbaum8423
      @allisonbaum8423 11 місяців тому

      who said the FELLOW he was talking about is a 'xx'?

    • @markprice5651
      @markprice5651 11 місяців тому

      Why do women think they can throw a punch at a man without any consequences

  • @SuperZippyzippy
    @SuperZippyzippy 11 місяців тому +3

    Why is Dave a conehead

  • @jameshudson169
    @jameshudson169 11 місяців тому +2

    Feminism. It's a form of sexism.

  • @DrDanMD
    @DrDanMD 11 місяців тому

    Trans rights are human rights! For Al Gore's rhythm

  • @reginaerekson9139
    @reginaerekson9139 11 місяців тому +1

    2:52 nato to Vladimir Putin 😂 and prighozhin

  • @dvig3261
    @dvig3261 11 місяців тому

    No dave, that is not the real meaning of feminist.

  • @yohrdan1
    @yohrdan1 11 місяців тому

    The title is misleading as well as that you put Ellen DeGeneres in splitscreen. 👎

  • @gabrielleangelica1977
    @gabrielleangelica1977 Рік тому +6

    He lives up to the Muslim stereotype.

    • @ChuloDiamonds
      @ChuloDiamonds Рік тому +1

      You damn right.

    • @TheMercifulKnight
      @TheMercifulKnight Рік тому +1

      Dam right. The only ones with morals and a backbone to stick to their beliefs these days! Everyone else bends over.