Jim is an Aussie. I'm an Aussie. We all actually talk like this all of the time. It's completely normal. If you were at an Aussie BBQ then you would hear this kind of banter from multiple people all night long. It's how we roll. It's just great that Jim has made inroads into the international market and has exported our brand of humor, not that it's actually humor. It's just how we talk normally. Australia is a funny mother fuckin' place. You'd love it. Come on over. I'll throw a shrimp on the barbie for ya.
Why is the “fuck” in “fat fuck” beeped? When Dave Chappelle calls someone the N-word noone beeps that out - but when someone who is overweighted calls someone a fat fuck it has to be beeped. Can someone explain that to me like to someone who just woke up from a 2000 year sleep like I did just recently? Thank you.
So.. why show shots of the audience? Who cares? The British TV used to do this years ago, showing all the "celebrities" who were given free tickets, and nobody cared then. I just don't give a single shyte about the audience
To hell with the woke warriors. They scare easily. I had a problem with some woke idiots and I put the fear of God in them now they won't even look in my direction, lol. They are brave until you get in there face, then they turn into five year olds and run to mommy.
@@Historynerd42 Walking away from someone who threatens you is not cowardess, it's smart. Because when someone reacts to an opposing opinion with violence it is disturbing and dangerous. How much republican voter violence and murders does it take before any hint of common sense returns to those deliberately hate filled minds???
Month first, so we know what month we are in the day of that month. So...March 23rd. Then the year. March 23rd, 2024. Thats how its done. We Americans do a lot of shit wrong.....the date is not one of them
It is though if it makes you feel better you can say it as you want even if you are incorrect By your logic you should have the year first then month then day then day or night
@@peterrobbins2862 Yeah, Idk.....350 million people do it the way I do. Doing it with the year first definitely isnt my logic, like at all, that came out of you. IDK if there's a wrong way, but the way Americans do it sounds right to me, and an entire continent. Oh, btw, you guys drive on the wrong side of the road, but I guess its because your steering wheels are on the wrong side of your cars
@@jeffwatts1126 368+ think one way..... and 7.5 billion do it another....... but one part of "an entire continent" somehow prevails to you?... Well there are seven continent's not just the one the US is on. Only one part of the north American continent and one small war torn country in Africa still uses the archaic "imperial" as a measurement... does that make it right? (even though the official units in the US are actually metric) Logic would lead you to follow from either the lowest (day in this case) through month to highest (year) or the reverse (year-month-day) would be OK, No-one does it year first (AFAIK). But 'Muricans decide to go middle first, then lowest then highest? that's just..... silly. And really, 368+ 'Muricans to chose from, and the best that they can come with for President is a geriatric old fart or a narcissistic orangutan..... Not a great example
@@iffracem I doubt it'll change here, they talked about the imminent change in school 50 years ago. Never happened. By the way, of the two candidates, they are both pretty much the same age. One of them isn't actually all that bad, and the orange one is our national embarrassment, destined to die behind bars
The New squeaky clean sterile boring JJ not a single C word the cameras are hardly pointing at the audience laughing because it’s mostly canned laughter It’s like watching a lame episode of Friends
There's an awful lot of F-Bombs in a show for it to be called "Squeaky Clean." Plus, I don't think the word "cunt" makes or break Jim's shows. He's better than that.
It was a joke. His child can read and write he never had a problem where his house was built with no roof. He made it all up to humour 99.99% of the population. and make money out of it so he can send his child to school and build a house for his family.
Have been a Jim fan for a long time but just lately I can tell he,s been in Hollywood land too long he,s lost that savage edge! Needs to spend a year back home.
I really enjoy laughing and having a good time with my personal favorites when it comes to stand up and Jim is one of my top 10. Unfortunatly (i dont even bother writing this in good english since i am swedish so please overlook the misspellings). But I cant stand youtube when the miss bleeping out words and shit. I do understand if it would have been for something important that is also very offending. Like that Jim was saying faggot in a sentence. I mean that is just rude. Calling someone a faggot when they could be insulted for being a faggot. That I totally understand and respect. If Jim J. would like say "I meet a faggot" that would also be rude. Thank you UA-cam for understanding the conecpt of time and place and sparing me these very horrifying words that might change my life from going from dark to dark material,
his new stuff isn't as good, I feel like once a comedian hits a multimillion dollar net worth, they get shit. just look at Chappelle, Gervais, JImmy Carr, Rogan, Segura.
Not true. Addiction can only occur if someone takes the substance, and through repeated use and depending on genetics and some other factors, you will eventually develop an addiction. What substance do we HAVE to use? Have to ingest? Food. That's the difference. No one has to drink or smoke or take cocaine to stay alive. Sorry Jeff. You be wrong.
So cafinated beverages, processed foods and highly sweetened Faty foods are necessary for life are they Explains the morbid obesity, diabetes and heart disease epidemic in the sprites
We do Celsius here too, same with date; today is 27/1/2024 and we're also on military time. Midnight is 00:00 😊
“Aight we’re fuckin on”. 🤣🤣🤣 it’s so simple yet so hilarious.
😂😂❤
Greatest story teller in the business
Just has that personality you can't teach. One of a kind.
Jim is an Aussie. I'm an Aussie. We all actually talk like this all of the time. It's completely normal. If you were at an Aussie BBQ then you would hear this kind of banter from multiple people all night long. It's how we roll. It's just great that Jim has made inroads into the international market and has exported our brand of humor, not that it's actually humor. It's just how we talk normally. Australia is a funny mother fuckin' place. You'd love it. Come on over. I'll throw a shrimp on the barbie for ya.
@@samuelosmyth6340 Sammy saints roach we're web whatever we are, we're skating!
Thanks
My kid is the one standing there crying 😂
😂
😂❤
That was quite deep at the end.
NO, IT AIN'T JUST JOKES! It is truth, disguised in jokes.
Haha it's a tad bit ironic that they feel the need to say "just jokes"afterwards xD
"Good even---"
"Shit Kid" was also a danish rapper who went mad and killed somebody
Why is the “fuck” in “fat fuck” beeped? When Dave Chappelle calls someone the N-word noone beeps that out - but when someone who is overweighted calls someone a fat fuck it has to be beeped. Can someone explain that to me like to someone who just woke up from a 2000 year sleep like I did just recently? Thank you.
Pretty sure he actually said fat cunts, and that's why it got bleeped
It actually sounds like c¥nt.
I rather think you crawled from under a rock. Jefferies is a comedian. He's joking and you're not. Get it now?
@@arturama8581 I think you misread the angle on that one...
@@arturama8581 this is your "whoosh" moment. Be proud
It’s SI units mate .......KATE IM A SCIENTIST!!
I once said that to a cabbie that kicked me out
Jim jeffrey says yes?
So.. why show shots of the audience? Who cares? The British TV used to do this years ago, showing all the "celebrities" who were given free tickets, and nobody cared then.
I just don't give a single shyte about the audience
great comic. surely the woke warriors are licking their lips just waiting for him to do or say something they can pounce upon
i mean the dude is left wing, anti guns, pro choice..............maybe you should just suck a fuck
Jim Jefferies is a liberal.
To hell with the woke warriors. They scare easily. I had a problem with some woke idiots and I put the fear of God in them now they won't even look in my direction, lol.
They are brave until you get in there face, then they turn into five year olds and run to mommy.
@@Historynerd42
Walking away from someone who threatens you is not cowardess,
it's smart.
Because when someone reacts to an opposing opinion with violence it is disturbing and dangerous.
How much republican voter violence and murders does it take before any hint of common sense returns to those deliberately hate filled minds???
Stop it with the woke bullshit. Get real
Month first, so we know what month we are in the day of that month. So...March 23rd. Then the year. March 23rd, 2024. Thats how its done. We Americans do a lot of shit wrong.....the date is not one of them
It is though if it makes you feel better you can say it as you want even if you are incorrect
By your logic you should have the year first then month then day then day or night
@@peterrobbins2862 Yeah, Idk.....350 million people do it the way I do. Doing it with the year first definitely isnt my logic, like at all, that came out of you. IDK if there's a wrong way, but the way Americans do it sounds right to me, and an entire continent. Oh, btw, you guys drive on the wrong side of the road, but I guess its because your steering wheels are on the wrong side of your cars
@@jeffwatts1126 368+ think one way..... and 7.5 billion do it another....... but one part of "an entire continent" somehow prevails to you?... Well there are seven continent's not just the one the US is on.
Only one part of the north American continent and one small war torn country in Africa still uses the archaic "imperial" as a measurement... does that make it right? (even though the official units in the US are actually metric)
Logic would lead you to follow from either the lowest (day in this case) through month to highest (year) or the reverse (year-month-day) would be OK, No-one does it year first (AFAIK). But 'Muricans decide to go middle first, then lowest then highest? that's just..... silly.
And really, 368+ 'Muricans to chose from, and the best that they can come with for President is a geriatric old fart or a narcissistic orangutan..... Not a great example
@@iffracem I doubt it'll change here, they talked about the imminent change in school 50 years ago. Never happened. By the way, of the two candidates, they are both pretty much the same age. One of them isn't actually all that bad, and the orange one is our national embarrassment, destined to die behind bars
@@iffracem The way Ive been doing it my entire life works for me. Thats how these things work, btw. Go with what you have been using your entire life
He's getting paid for this ?
I hope so, that room is full. If theyre not paying him he's getting scalped.
The New squeaky clean sterile boring JJ not a single C word
the cameras are hardly pointing at the audience laughing because it’s mostly canned laughter
It’s like watching a lame episode of Friends
The Bleeped out word is the C word.
There's an awful lot of F-Bombs in a show for it to be called "Squeaky Clean." Plus, I don't think the word "cunt" makes or break Jim's shows. He's better than that.
I think Canada does not like c@#t used in live shows.
@@organicmechanic5150Indeed. Kevin Bloody Wilson has a song about it. If you didn't know, go and listen to it. Thank me later.
Kids and houses are not the same, and blaming the teacher for everything is such a lame crybaby thing.
It's very important that you came here, to the comments section of an adult stand up comedian, to make that point.
It was a joke. His child can read and write he never had a problem where his house was built with no roof. He made it all up to humour 99.99% of the population. and make money out of it so he can send his child to school and build a house for his family.
That's terrible resolution for 1080p tho
This vid has way too few likes.
I totally 💯 agree! Time to share the heck out of it!
best comedian of all time
That's Russell Peters. Jim comes a close second.
Definitely one of the best. But you can't say he's better than Louis Ck or Bill Burr.
he is better when he is drinking on set
As most Aussies!
Bollox he’s in a better place now and his shows are better too
Legend
The last comment is so true.
At 4:30am you were wasted!!!😂😂😂 No Shit mate, job done 😂😂😂
Have been a Jim fan for a long time but just lately I can tell he,s been in Hollywood land too long he,s lost that savage edge! Needs to spend a year back home.
He’s just being sober mate
@@arfa9601 Sobriety is vastly overrated! Lol.
@@roywalker2649 I'll drink to that!
Its not hollywood its having kids and a wife
@@LiterallyGod Tell me about it,lol.
I think they make too much of graduations there ....if its special leave it for the last one !
They have one thing in common with Michael Jackson they’re all ‘Bad’.
Michael Jackson was also loved.
Go to the penitentiaries & see the former unwanted children.
"you don't get the Jackson 5 with love and positive reinforcement, you get the Jackson 5 with fear and intimidation"
Haha, I love Jim Jefferies
You can’t go to America with a drug charge yet you’re not allowed in with their own currency......
Funniest man on the planet.
Hank cant read 😂😂😂😂
Rad
dude is great
I really enjoy laughing and having a good time with my personal favorites when it comes to stand up and Jim is one of my top 10. Unfortunatly (i dont even bother writing this in good english since i am swedish so please overlook the misspellings). But I cant stand youtube when the miss bleeping out words and shit. I do understand if it would have been for something important that is also very offending. Like that Jim was saying faggot in a sentence. I mean that is just rude. Calling someone a faggot when they could be insulted for being a faggot. That I totally understand and respect. If Jim J. would like say "I meet a faggot" that would also be rude.
Thank you UA-cam for understanding the conecpt of time and place and sparing me these very horrifying words that might change my life from going from dark to dark material,
Good comment
his new stuff isn't as good, I feel like once a comedian hits a multimillion dollar net worth, they get shit.
just look at Chappelle, Gervais, JImmy Carr, Rogan, Segura.
Add Bill Burr to that list.
@@budgiefriend Bill's fine and also more importantly, he's got less bigotted with age
Disappointing
This is what being sober does to good comediennes.
"comediennes" is that some kind of reverse woke joke shit or just plain stupidity?
He's not a comedienne lmao
Jim must be funny as hell but I can't understand him!
Avi yemini
What about him. Is he still out there, being a racist cünt?
Is a wife beater.
"good eveni'
Copying Ricky Gervais
#jen please do not use the word woke in the same sentence. As JJ
Not true. Addiction can only occur if someone takes the substance, and through repeated use and depending on genetics and some other factors, you will eventually develop an addiction. What substance do we HAVE to use? Have to ingest? Food.
That's the difference. No one has to drink or smoke or take cocaine to stay alive. Sorry Jeff. You be wrong.
So donuts and chocolates are necessary to stay alive?
@@Tony11442 Food is necessary to stay alive.
@@aaronwentzel4145 I had no idea
@@Tony11442 Obviously. 🙄
So cafinated beverages, processed foods and highly sweetened Faty foods are necessary for life are they
Explains the morbid obesity, diabetes and heart disease epidemic in the sprites