That one guy thats too oblivious talking to women

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 208

  • @Dom-yx5zf
    @Dom-yx5zf 3 місяці тому +991

    "Im not homeless" 😂😂😂

  • @skafabafa
    @skafabafa 3 місяці тому +1705

    you forgot the one when a woman ask to sleep with you but you cant bcuz your not tired

    • @theb1ackdr1ver81
      @theb1ackdr1ver81 3 місяці тому +55

      Good one lmaoo

    • @subliminalmemories9323
      @subliminalmemories9323 3 місяці тому +3

      Hahahahahaha good one

    • @aboodcreep9246
      @aboodcreep9246 3 місяці тому +21

      my bed is a single size.
      you can sleep on the couch !

    • @anishmistry4583
      @anishmistry4583 3 місяці тому +10

      Bro must have been a well-behaved kid for his entire childhood😂😂

    • @skafabafa
      @skafabafa 3 місяці тому +2

      @@anishmistry4583 happened in Sweden, for reals

  • @MrYaseen100
    @MrYaseen100 3 місяці тому +1234

    "And put some clothes on as well" he dgaf she nekkid lol

    • @kebab_boi
      @kebab_boi 3 місяці тому +50

      Ultimate plot twist, cuz at first I thought he was showing her before she even took her clothes off lmaooo

    • @dragondinomite3005
      @dragondinomite3005 2 місяці тому +23

      He's teaching her how to shower and telling her to wear clothes in the shower. He's an entirely new breed

    • @iTheShirt
      @iTheShirt Місяць тому

      That shit got me at the end

  • @DeathlyMane
    @DeathlyMane 3 місяці тому +571

    He knows how to talk to women, he's just lowkey not feeling her 🤣

    • @Wenixi
      @Wenixi 3 місяці тому +35

      You mean highkey

    • @samo9275
      @samo9275 2 місяці тому +21

      @@Wenixihe’s highkey not feeling her but that’s lowkey the issue

  • @BodaciousWickerman
    @BodaciousWickerman 3 місяці тому +564

    0:39 😂😂😂, Man went to her house just to show her how to turn on the shower 😂😂😂

    • @shrumal3626
      @shrumal3626 3 місяці тому +25

      I almost missed that one, thanks for the timestamp 😂😂😂

    • @INCREASE.THE.PEACE.
      @INCREASE.THE.PEACE. 3 місяці тому +3

      Supposed to TAP that, did anyone like my rap bar???

    • @bfex1443
      @bfex1443 3 місяці тому +2

      @@INCREASE.THE.PEACE.dead

    • @INCREASE.THE.PEACE.
      @INCREASE.THE.PEACE. 3 місяці тому +2

      @@bfex1443 your the guy that pays for my raps so calm yourself, I'm your ghostwriter.

    • @Ahmed-jv7oc
      @Ahmed-jv7oc 3 місяці тому

      😂😂​@@shrumal3626

  • @Superzesh101
    @Superzesh101 3 місяці тому +126

    The depths of the intellectual conversations that were taking place were truly euphoric! The mind boggles.

  • @uzogsi
    @uzogsi 3 місяці тому +268

    This man crash-landed after the long-term relationship

    • @tradtrad1000
      @tradtrad1000 3 місяці тому +9

      He didn't have a safe flight and landing sadly

  • @a1786zz
    @a1786zz 3 місяці тому +176

    "But this is my hand I need it" 😂

  • @ariannouri-nasir7766
    @ariannouri-nasir7766 3 місяці тому +270

    Sigma male energy on a whole new level😂😂

    • @markkump9344
      @markkump9344 3 місяці тому +16

      *single

    • @hillsideonly
      @hillsideonly 3 місяці тому

      It's alright, doesn't look like he needs a relationship to be honest ​@@markkump9344

    • @invincibledrank460
      @invincibledrank460 2 місяці тому

      ​@@markkump9344ikr 😂 only a loser doesn't whore themselves out

    • @theepicbruhman2254
      @theepicbruhman2254 26 днів тому

      bro how do you say that shit with a straight face.

  • @BuddhaSunn
    @BuddhaSunn 3 місяці тому +130

    After 5 years will randomly realise she was coming onto him and be kicking himself

    • @usainbolt5153
      @usainbolt5153 3 місяці тому +3

      Tooooooo slowwwwwwww😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SavingPrivateBob
      @SavingPrivateBob 3 місяці тому +16

      Ah man, met this girl in the airport and we hit it off. She said goodbye but took forever to leave, I was wondering why she looked angry when she did. I was like, "That conversation was amazing, why was she mad?" Should have got that Bebo, mate

    • @august6981
      @august6981 3 місяці тому +8

      @@SavingPrivateBobFfs she should’ve just asked if she wanted you. Her loss m8

    • @SavingPrivateBob
      @SavingPrivateBob 2 місяці тому +2

      @@august6981 She was young 20s. If you can't read their mind at that point, there's no hope. But no loss, I've had my share of amazing women

    • @august6981
      @august6981 2 місяці тому

      @@SavingPrivateBob Good for you m8

  • @xorpe7172
    @xorpe7172 3 місяці тому +57

    I beg to differ, this is called W RIZZ

    • @3R1CtheRED
      @3R1CtheRED Місяць тому

      It is up too a point, but if you keep doing it your are just inadvertently rejecting someone

  • @DibbzTV
    @DibbzTV 3 місяці тому +20

    This hurts me. I was the MVP fumbler last year. Fumbled at least 4 bags. I’m newly attractive in my late twenties and have zero game despite getting attention

    • @tfyk5623
      @tfyk5623 Місяць тому +3

      you might be gassing yo self up too much homie

    • @DibbzTV
      @DibbzTV Місяць тому

      @@tfyk5623 fair

  • @anasmh3007
    @anasmh3007 3 місяці тому +91

    Bro lost all the rizz

    • @delta-444
      @delta-444 3 місяці тому +8

      Naturally immune to rizz 💀

    • @Darncoolcreeper
      @Darncoolcreeper 3 місяці тому +2

      Nah he just ain’t simping

    • @endorphineguy
      @endorphineguy 3 місяці тому +2

      Wrong, the bro was actually edging 😂 (gen z shit)

  • @doom1098
    @doom1098 3 місяці тому +54

    All I see is a focused lad who won’t allow lust to distract him. Real sigma

  • @sembatimothynkalamo8986
    @sembatimothynkalamo8986 3 місяці тому +15

    "And put some clothes on" 💀💀 as if rejection alone wasn't enough my man had to disregard her entire existence

  • @echarles6204
    @echarles6204 3 місяці тому +9

    “We must stay focused brothers we must stay focused” 🤣

  • @harmandhamija1
    @harmandhamija1 3 місяці тому +31

    those slow ‘Whaaaaaat’ 😭

  • @raheemshoaib6557
    @raheemshoaib6557 3 місяці тому +25

    I don't think I've seen anyone protect their virginity like this dude

  • @uchihanarutohd6407
    @uchihanarutohd6407 3 місяці тому +22

    Bro showed her how to use the shower then said put some clothes on😂

  • @dallasdominguez2224
    @dallasdominguez2224 3 місяці тому +3

    One of the only dudes on UA-cam now that makes me genuinely laugh my ass off.

  • @anonymousceleb1148
    @anonymousceleb1148 3 місяці тому +2

    The slowed Oblivion music, Jeremy Soule is a genius

  • @bojurie
    @bojurie 3 місяці тому +6

    Bro is winning at life I swear

  • @pendergastj
    @pendergastj 3 місяці тому +4

    This is something to aspire to

  • @awrjkf
    @awrjkf 3 місяці тому +2

    This is how sometimes you gotta be when you have a project deadline and want to get ahead on it over the weekend 😂 Gotta be oblivious

  • @Thewiseone344
    @Thewiseone344 3 місяці тому +61

    I don’t see anything wrong here, there’s no simpin in his pimpin is all 😂

    • @sirashley2355
      @sirashley2355 3 місяці тому +20

      especially in the shower scenario, she clearly wants Something but WONT ask for it. we dont reward this type of behavior

    • @tegathemenace
      @tegathemenace 3 місяці тому

      ​@@sirashley2355 what you on about. Non verbal consent is a tjing and you're gonna get old waiting fot women to say "Yes pound me rn" irl.
      So if you have a wife and she just naked in the kitchen. You gon wait for her to say it? Grow up y'all.

  • @VGavrilov-nj2je
    @VGavrilov-nj2je 3 місяці тому +14

    The fucking background music😂😂

  • @dorakkasunba893
    @dorakkasunba893 3 місяці тому +6

    Bro never loose, virgin final boss

  • @QueenZsWorld
    @QueenZsWorld 3 місяці тому +45

    but why do they make women's jumpers???😂😂😂😂

  • @Living_Target
    @Living_Target 3 місяці тому +5

    Oblivion theme unmatched

  • @Jamesroberthalltsburg
    @Jamesroberthalltsburg 3 місяці тому +4

    WHY IS THIS ME, IS BRO IN MY WALLS, EVERY VIDEO IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE😂😂

  • @beezusbeez3051
    @beezusbeez3051 3 місяці тому +2

    ‘That’s okay, I’m not homeless. I can go to my house.’
    😂😂😂

  • @harmandhamija1
    @harmandhamija1 3 місяці тому +31

    Bro turned gay after long term relationship 💀😭

  • @caliqm2199
    @caliqm2199 3 місяці тому +3

    Bro is too good for them

  • @redroselace9545
    @redroselace9545 3 місяці тому +3

    That guy be a faithful good husband to someone one day doe 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rohanbhuckory1297
    @rohanbhuckory1297 Місяць тому

    the oblivion music sent me 😭😂

  • @dr4g00nk1d
    @dr4g00nk1d 3 місяці тому +1

    needa pt 2 for this lmaooo ''sleep in bed with me'' o.O ''i got my own bed to sleep in at home''

  • @3bladeninja21
    @3bladeninja21 3 місяці тому

    The way he walked off after "this is my hand, I need it" got me for some reason

  • @OdeezyBaby18
    @OdeezyBaby18 2 місяці тому

    Documentary of my life 😂😂

  • @HD-vs1tl
    @HD-vs1tl Місяць тому

    One of your best video. It’s good👍

  • @Yung_Honeybun
    @Yung_Honeybun 3 місяці тому +1

    Now that’s a real man respect 💯

  • @MenilekAlemseged
    @MenilekAlemseged 2 місяці тому

    the last bit.

  • @chefgoldielocs
    @chefgoldielocs 3 місяці тому +1

    Next level foolery and I'm here for it 😂

  • @Xenc5
    @Xenc5 3 місяці тому +10

    These women always be trying to steal people’s hands

    • @PokeLinkEB
      @PokeLinkEB 3 місяці тому +1

      Is that a Jojo reference!

  • @user-qq8ip7sh1w
    @user-qq8ip7sh1w 3 місяці тому

    They’re the best ngl

  • @sdasdgfdgd2931
    @sdasdgfdgd2931 3 місяці тому +3

    I was having a horrible day until i saw this

  • @JAHIDxJD
    @JAHIDxJD 3 місяці тому +5

    Showing how to use the shower 😂

  • @Z-A-C
    @Z-A-C 2 місяці тому

    I’ve been so single I’m turning into a silent version of this.

  • @Pizzalover21
    @Pizzalover21 2 місяці тому

    This is too real😭

  • @sjsj4976
    @sjsj4976 3 місяці тому +2

    He likes the attention and is playing hard to get 😂😂😂

  • @umarrenato7879
    @umarrenato7879 3 місяці тому +1

    The hat is cold! ❄️

  • @mahadaamir7977
    @mahadaamir7977 3 місяці тому

    What a soldier salute to my guy

  • @Jundu-Allah
    @Jundu-Allah 2 місяці тому

    Nah he cuaght me off guard at the last line-

  • @キンギョソウ
    @キンギョソウ 3 місяці тому

    "What, you never showed before?"😂

  • @SNOW_MAN_175
    @SNOW_MAN_175 3 місяці тому +2

    This Man Still Hasn’t Landed 🛬

  • @FirstclassReject
    @FirstclassReject 3 місяці тому

    funny as hell, like every single video💯

  • @kikwanziisabella1939
    @kikwanziisabella1939 2 місяці тому

    "you never showered before?"

  • @trashtalk9244
    @trashtalk9244 3 місяці тому

    It's never oblivious its ur mind aint letting you

  • @johnk6757
    @johnk6757 2 місяці тому +1

    Actually sigma af

  • @DarkArmos
    @DarkArmos 3 місяці тому

    Mad respect for piety

  • @AjeetSingh-xq4yb
    @AjeetSingh-xq4yb 3 місяці тому +1

    Music sounds like a remix of Harvest Dawn from the Oblivion OST.

  • @kjy05
    @kjy05 3 місяці тому

    This is actually hilarious🤣

  • @binks69
    @binks69 2 місяці тому +1

    Dudes on November 1st

  • @nextgenownage
    @nextgenownage 3 місяці тому

    Ahhh having Asperger's syndrome trying to live through my late teens / early 20's 😢😅😂

  • @backerthehacker3700
    @backerthehacker3700 3 місяці тому

    Me throughout the whole of my late teens

  • @theninethrees8044
    @theninethrees8044 3 місяці тому +4

    Lmfaoooo I do this to girls im trynna get rid of and she ends up wanting me more

  • @miloszdadalski6772
    @miloszdadalski6772 Місяць тому

    That guy exist thats me

  • @SUR-bc7fu
    @SUR-bc7fu 3 місяці тому

    And he would absolutely say yes to everything if it was his bro asking

  • @Ara24_td
    @Ara24_td 3 місяці тому

    Bro fumbling on creative mode

  • @I-Blade
    @I-Blade 3 місяці тому +1

    @ApnaJ is goated

  • @Lowtan
    @Lowtan 3 місяці тому +1

    "how are people going to call me if I give you my numba??" 🤔

  • @TheSilliestGoose731
    @TheSilliestGoose731 2 місяці тому

    Dude that would so be me

  • @mannymedia6311
    @mannymedia6311 3 місяці тому

    What, U never showered before 🤣🤣

  • @Nicole_Cee
    @Nicole_Cee 2 місяці тому

    Lol. I think it’s very impressive.

  • @issadiin
    @issadiin 3 місяці тому

    the nod sound in the background 😭

  • @verandi3882
    @verandi3882 3 місяці тому

    im a foreign student and my college classmate once during lunch break asked me if i would marry from here or from my country, my immediate reflex was to say "oh it doesnt matter, im actually not planning to get married at all "
    she was also mostly very nice to me
    now that i think of it ....

  • @MarjanAmbroze
    @MarjanAmbroze 3 місяці тому +1

    Naruto whenever any girl except Sakura flirts with him:

  • @RonWandersOff
    @RonWandersOff 3 місяці тому

    Real badman

  • @joeluigi2008
    @joeluigi2008 2 місяці тому

    My favourite one was one girl told me she's never been with a Brazilian before, after i just mentioned I was Brazilian and i went 'I'm sure you'll meet one at some point'. She was very cute, but i'm not about that life 😂😂

  • @SoJangHo37
    @SoJangHo37 2 місяці тому

    I like these types of women😮
    They should come to Me👍🏼

  • @100iqgaming
    @100iqgaming 3 місяці тому

    bros on a mission from god

  • @MSB-Benchmarking
    @MSB-Benchmarking 3 місяці тому +1

    Never misses

  • @baldyhardnut260
    @baldyhardnut260 3 місяці тому +1

    Lol you never showered before

  • @k00lkane
    @k00lkane 3 місяці тому +1

    Is this oblivion music?

  • @jayc-i1u
    @jayc-i1u 3 місяці тому

    This guy is too much 😂

  • @bobbyboy4496
    @bobbyboy4496 3 місяці тому

    Its like the bus load of women at the end of dumb and dumber 😂

  • @Kentashu
    @Kentashu 3 місяці тому +1

    Strangely enough would make them want you more. Lol

  • @kebab_boi
    @kebab_boi 3 місяці тому

    He’s literally me 💀

  • @edgarkorovins7244
    @edgarkorovins7244 3 місяці тому

    This is gold 😂

  • @Vladi2102
    @Vladi2102 3 місяці тому

    That's actually the correct way to talk to them. Avoid these sly creatures.

  • @amaadshah91
    @amaadshah91 3 місяці тому

    Me fr only realise like a month later

  • @eun371
    @eun371 3 місяці тому

    'Whaaaat?'

  • @Shinigami-W
    @Shinigami-W 3 місяці тому

    He is like me for real

  • @talhasayed4898
    @talhasayed4898 3 місяці тому +1

    Literally me🤖💀

  • @mikefloyd3152
    @mikefloyd3152 3 місяці тому

    But this is my hand I need it

  • @Xenc5
    @Xenc5 3 місяці тому +1

    Maybe one day they will be into you 💪

  • @leeandrew6555
    @leeandrew6555 3 місяці тому +5

    Long term relationships will restore them factory settings quicker than a hiccup.

  • @ChannelFish279
    @ChannelFish279 3 місяці тому

    Dense anime boyfriend in a harem be like 😂

  • @stemberkudang5110
    @stemberkudang5110 3 місяці тому

    *she gave birth to their first born son*
    She: say hi to your son
    Him: nah, you wouldn't let your son talking to strangers

  • @user-783hhss7w2oifhe
    @user-783hhss7w2oifhe 2 місяці тому

    Is that Oblivion music playing?

  • @gedpictures2487
    @gedpictures2487 3 місяці тому

    Not as hate but just as constructive feedback, but this was the first properly funny reel in a while in my opinion 👌🏻