I used to have a roomate that slept with a hair dryer ON, pointed at his head!!! Then he had said our eletric bill was too high, because I was doing too much laundry!
One evening I got back home and my flatmate was yelling "You can't keep doing that! You can't just keep disappearing like that! I get worried when I don't know where you are!" I thought he was having an argument with his girlfriend, turned out he was lecturing the cat.
If that's the strangest thing you can come up with, then you've been very lucky in the world of roommates! Mine would have "naked time" in which they sat on the couch under a sheet seemingly naked. Were they naked? I never found out because I would always instantly go into my bedroom and lock the door, declining their invites for naked TV time. They were probably f****** with me, but to this day I still don't know. It happened on multiple occasions and with up to three of my other roommates, mixed in gender.
ok that´s creepy. I don´t get why people enjoy "naked time" with other people. All you need is a soft-pyjama and you feel as if you were walking in your warm bed :)
I had a housemate break off the door handle to get into the bathroom, but it was okay because "you just have to finger it a little to get in".... she was just an innocent Catholic girl, she had no idea what people were laughing at when she was explaining that "there's no knob but it still works if you finger it until you hit the right spot". Bless her soul
Krystal Everett There's no friction with a spoon. But it's possible to eat with a fork. But the reason I say gloves is that it's the closest he would have to deviate from socks.
Well, I once woke up to my roommate crying in front of her laptop. When I asked her what was wrong she was almost ridiculously hysteric and I thought something horrible must have happened to her. Than she told be between sobs that her favourite Kpop boyband-rapper had cut his hair.
Tammy White - The real trick is to see if you can remain detached and unemotional while tripping over shit in the dark with projectiles attacking you (assuming you have help throwing). Notice, this is when the cat you spent half the day trying to find would decide it was time for loves. Right where you originally planned to put your foot.
I actually really want this to be a legit excercise that people do. It sounds awesome! 😀 But I would never do it cuz I'm terrified of pitch-black darkness... 😅
When I was pregnant, my weird roommate used to make me a bunch of food, in my first trimester, to see if I threw up or not. He concluded that if u threw up something, the baby wouldn't like it. If I didn't throw up, he would make me that same meal for the rest of the day because, and I quote, "the baby needs to eat too". Haha. #myweirdroommate
In Germany actors in drama groups sometimes believe it brings bad luck to wish someone good luck, so you say something else. So if you want to wish someone good luck, there is in fact a saying, that wishes the other person to break their neck and leg. 😋
I used to have roomate in college that very 'prepared' if something terrible happen when she's sleeping. She had a Holy Book beside her pillow because she's afraid of ghost creeping up on top of her. She had knife/scissor/cutter under her pillow because she's afraid someone breaking in to our room. After watching Tangled, she prepared a frying pan on her bed side table saying "it's actually better than knife. You don't have to clean the blood."
Kim M yes I mean Holy Book as for her is the Bible. But I'm a muslim so I don't know if the Bible can ward off the ghost or not and I didn't ask her either.
keo2poohs I had a roommate that pulled my covers off enough to expose my bare butt and invited a teacher from the college in our shared apartment for show and tell. I acted like I was still sleeping. At least he was understanding when I told him I was a little behind on my homework, lol
keo2poohs I'm paranoid about someone attacking me at night while I sleep, so I always sleep with my bedroom door locked and I keep my cell phone and keys on my nightstand so they're easily within reach
Omg hahhahaha I am prolly thay kind of roommate. The one who has a Bible above my bed and a scissors under my pillow in case someone dangerous comes in. 😅😅😅
I'm the one who tweeted the last one. Weirdly, they changed it though. What she actually said was, "I hope you break your legs!" And for those of you wondering her nationality, she's Brazilian.
My room mates were newly married and very young: I came home from a late shift and discovered pumpkin soup covering both walls in the entry of our unit then a trail all the way to the washing machine. Apparently they had an argument and to stop her husband from leaving she tipped cold soup on him 🤷♀️she also banned tv in the house (even for me) because she didn’t want her husband seeing anything ‘tempting’ and although there was a perfectly working huge fridge they would store their leftovers at room temp on the bench and then continue to eat them for days 🤮 I lasted 7weeks there and They’re divorced now unsurprisingly...
I'm actually a big supporter of his and I find this hilarious. I actually bet he would too. If you can't laugh at yourself you've got zero chance of making it past 20.
Asked my roommate if I can get the apartment to be alone with my gf and he agreed. During dinner my gf said she felt as though someone was watching her to which my roommate came out from under the bed and said, "Sorry, my bad!" then left. #mywierdroomate
My roommate recorded me sleeping because I slept in the living after catching her watching me sleep. She also stole my ADHD meds because she wanted to force me into a “holistic” lifestyle. She also tried to convince me that I didn’t actually have a mental illness. Oh, and she was a doomsdayer. So our basement was a small bomb shelter. She also put colloidal silver in my eye when I had an infection instead of my antibiotic drops. Lived with her for 6 months and couldn’t take anymore. Moved out without telling her at the end of the semester and now she actually puts her nose up at me if she sees me on campus.
Amber Z It’s my biggest regret. I really should have. She was a pain in my butt. It’s been a few years now, but yeah, she was the definition of a nut job.
Kenzie Elizabeth I think I would call the residence security or the cops if someone stole my ADHD medication. That stuff is super expensive, I need it to function and it's a controlled substance.
Technically, she got the spirit of the message correct. In theater tradition, it's bad to wish someone good luck, hence why they say "break a leg," so exchange roomie was still correct in a sense.
This doesn’t have anything to do with this video, but once my friend killed a snail and felt really bad so had a funeral for it. She buried it, made it a tomb stone and left a dandelion on the grave sight everyday. She visited the grave sight for 2 years.
I had a roommate who spent all her extra money she had saved for a year from moving in a roommate on a phone psychic in less than a month. Their last prediction? Financial difficulty.
I had a pet snail. His name was Gary (yea I know) and I was cleaning his little tank and I dropped him on the floor by accident....the horror, I stepped on him by accident. I miss Gary.
Jimmy...how and why is it you only saw your roommate while he was asleep; now I can’t help but picture you creepin into his room in the wee hours of the early early morning, quietly standing over him, and watching him breath, in only a way Jimmy Fallon could manage, lmao! You’re one of the greatest entertainers. Thank you for what you do!
Used to have a roommate that hid the bathroom trashcan because she was pissed I would open and read mail on the toilet and put the mail in the trash. "Bathroom trash is ONLY for bathroom trash!" The weirdest argument of my life!
Well.. Unless paper waste is collected seperatelly for recycling.. But even then, just put a box for paper waste in the badroom if that is where you want to read your mail..
My room mate assumed I was at work once when it was a sick day for me. I was in bed. I heard my door open, she saw that I was in bed and quietly shut the door and left. Oh did I say once? No it happened twice! What did she do when I was actually AT work???
I had a roommate that was convinced I had no social life unless I came home at 2AM and she thought I should be doing that every single night. She’d leave at 7AM for work (I left an hour after her) and then she’d come home anywhere between 9 and 11PM, even if I got home 10 minutes after her she’d start complaining about how I never leave the house and question if I had any friends.
My roommate once left some sort of mixture in her blender for about 3 weeks. It was green, moldy and smelled sour. She never cleaned up after herself. She'd always blame me when her boyfriend came over
My old roommate would stand in the middle of the room and stare at me while I was sleeping. At first, I was weirded out, but then it happened so often that I just stopped caring and would go back to sleep
I had a roommate that used to smack on her food so loud I would have to leave the room. And to make matters worse I woke up one time to her staring at me with a blank look on her face.🤦🏾♀️😭😭😭
I had this one roomate who would leave every cabinet door open in the kitchen when she smoked pot. It was weird...I'd come home late and walk into what looked like a scene from paranormal activity.
My story was waking up at 9am on a Saturday, went downstairs to make tea to find at least 30 people in the living room in a circle... PRAYING. And they invited Amish people over a LOT. Who all refused to speak to me on my own property, because of my hair color. The Bible on the kitchen table wasn't to be closed or touched....yeeeeaaaaa I'll stop here
I straight up had a roommate attempt to make "an African jerky recipe" by hanging slabs of meat in our bedroom closet. The key there is "attempt." After that semester, very little phases me, but I've never looked at jerky the same way.
My current roommate wakes up at 3am every night. She stands in the middle of the hallway and makes animal farm noises. She’s not sleep talking. She’s wide awake.
One of my best friends had two interventions with the RA and his roommate in order to tell him that yes, he did have to shower. The guy also had a huge collection of nerf guns he used to compete in “humans vs zombies (???)” and would run around in Birkenstocks, a bucket hat, a utility belt, and a nerf gun with the asexual flag somewhere on him
@@fashionbug9880 I wonder if people take it an extra step and use that theory to lighten the color of their asshole. I'm sorry I have a fucked up mind. lol
Kass_Kassidy I read a beauty tip that says to rub lemon on your pubic area and put starch on it and keep it for a few minutes to lighten the skin there. That is handy.
I used to have a roomate that slept with a hair dryer ON, pointed at his head!!! Then he had said our eletric bill was too high, because I was doing too much laundry!
Shell R omg. That's just plain abuse of power!
WHAT
+Ange Waters I see what you did there.
WATT
I feel like we're owed more explanation for this. WHY?
My friend's roommate was from Turkey & he thought clothes hangers were called Hookers. He left a note on the door saying, "Please bring more Hookers."
I choked 😂
PieInYourFace #StreaX like the hookers I bet
@@freyja8384 LMAO
Peggy Gibbons lmao
My Husband is from Turkey and I've experienced this type of thing several hundred times in the past 5 years . LMAO free entertainment. Haha
One evening I got back home and my flatmate was yelling "You can't keep doing that! You can't just keep disappearing like that! I get worried when I don't know where you are!" I thought he was having an argument with his girlfriend, turned out he was lecturing the cat.
That is so cute keep him, marry him honestly lock him up
Maxime Prometheas I've been there many times with my own cat. I feel his distress.
If that's the strangest thing you can come up with, then you've been very lucky in the world of roommates! Mine would have "naked time" in which they sat on the couch under a sheet seemingly naked. Were they naked? I never found out because I would always instantly go into my bedroom and lock the door, declining their invites for naked TV time. They were probably f****** with me, but to this day I still don't know. It happened on multiple occasions and with up to three of my other roommates, mixed in gender.
ok that´s creepy. I don´t get why people enjoy "naked time" with other people. All you need is a soft-pyjama and you feel as if you were walking in your warm bed :)
Maxime Prometheas I feel this. I lecture my dogs when they jump the fence to bring us birds and squirrels.
“they were roommates”
“omg they were roommates”
Tumblr posts and ships forever, right?
Aaaaah I miss vine
I looooove vine
Okay this made my week XD
*VINES*
I thought the snail one was cute though. Thoughtful 😂😂
Me too
Right? 🤣
Not wierd atleast
Jennifer Murphy snails are actually quite fast. If they are aquatic snails at least.
I don't know... Seems kinda disrespectful to the snail, man... May his soul eternally rest in peace
I had a housemate break off the door handle to get into the bathroom, but it was okay because "you just have to finger it a little to get in".... she was just an innocent Catholic girl, she had no idea what people were laughing at when she was explaining that "there's no knob but it still works if you finger it until you hit the right spot". Bless her soul
Amazing. What a sweet, naive gal.
Kat K 🤣🤣🤣
that's so adorable.
🤣🤣that’s a good one!
Eat your Cheetos with chopsticks!
mulokihna what about gloves?
I do tht with white cheddar popcorn
Or a spoon man
Krystal Everett There's no friction with a spoon. But it's possible to eat with a fork. But the reason I say gloves is that it's the closest he would have to deviate from socks.
I do that with doritos
Jimmy's roommate was for sure Sheldon cooper
Miguel Duarte 100% sure, Leonard has a tv show now
Well, I once woke up to my roommate crying in front of her laptop. When I asked her what was wrong she was almost ridiculously hysteric and I thought something horrible must have happened to her. Than she told be between sobs that her favourite Kpop boyband-rapper had cut his hair.
Caragh Moore it's was probably Jeonghan too lol
I thought I was gonna see that she listened to the truth untold
Relatable (´・ω・`)
@@christinelee6760 Possible, totally relatable
Me honestly 😂😂
where can i sign up for show-tay lessons??? Sound's legit
agustin barajas like really low rez jedi training
Tammy White - The real trick is to see if you can remain detached and unemotional while tripping over shit in the dark with projectiles attacking you (assuming you have help throwing). Notice, this is when the cat you spent half the day trying to find would decide it was time for loves. Right where you originally planned to put your foot.
😂😩😭
I run a Sho-Tei Dojo out of a strip mall in Central Ohio
I actually really want this to be a legit excercise that people do. It sounds awesome! 😀
But I would never do it cuz I'm terrified of pitch-black darkness... 😅
My roommate last year used to practice martial arts, but he would legit punch himself back in order to be his own opponent
derrick valdez Was your roommate also an assistant to the regional manager?
Sounds like Dwight
derrick valdez 😂
derrick valdez I thought Dwight has a farm?
And Fight Club was born...
This could just as easily be a PSA about why you shouldn't use Craigslist to find a roommate.
Marco Juan-Pedro Sanchez lol
+svadbasynetekrem
Marco Juan-Pedro Sanchez
Marco Juan-Pedro Sanchez LMFAO HONESTLY
nice
Jimmy you should invite that weird roommate of yours to your show and have him explain how he got in and out of his bed 😂
Maly Yang lol
Omg please tho
Maly Yang you are a comedy genius
Yesss lol
his story seems fake
When I was pregnant, my weird roommate used to make me a bunch of food, in my first trimester, to see if I threw up or not. He concluded that if u threw up something, the baby wouldn't like it. If I didn't throw up, he would make me that same meal for the rest of the day because, and I quote, "the baby needs to eat too". Haha. #myweirdroommate
simply mommlogical That is really sweet!
That actually isn’t weird at all. Kind of sweet really.
That is cute ❤
Holo everyone its me christine again
At least he was thoughtful
He takes so long to get to the next tweet it's insane
I know!! Its so annoying!!
If that’s how you feel I got some bad news for you guys....
So agree I take it ahead.
SOMEONE ELSE RELATES
And isnt even that funny in between the jokes, so it's frustrating, and he gets so repetitive
Plot twist: the foreign exchange student had mastery of English and just didn’t like the play at all.
JeanneTheHuman this is gold.
JeanneTheHuman what’s your picture? Did you draw it?
@@batterybroken If so, she's good.
In Germany actors in drama groups sometimes believe it brings bad luck to wish someone good luck, so you say something else. So if you want to wish someone good luck, there is in fact a saying, that wishes the other person to break their neck and leg. 😋
Its in Polish wish u A good luck
" We know about those chickens" 😂 🐤🐤🐤🐤🐥🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣🐔🐔🐔🐔🐓🐓🐓
That’s damn weird
Like something out of the Social Network
how did the chickens get into the bedroom without her knowing about it?
in themix Right? I was like how did you not notice your roommates FOUR chickens.
Look at all those chickens !!
I used to have roomate in college that very 'prepared' if something terrible happen when she's sleeping. She had a Holy Book beside her pillow because she's afraid of ghost creeping up on top of her. She had knife/scissor/cutter under her pillow because she's afraid someone breaking in to our room. After watching Tangled, she prepared a frying pan on her bed side table saying "it's actually better than knife. You don't have to clean the blood."
keo2poohs Girl, what’s a “Holly Book”? A holy book, like the Bible? Also, the Bible helps you ward off ghosts? I have so many questions!
Kim M yes I mean Holy Book as for her is the Bible. But I'm a muslim so I don't know if the Bible can ward off the ghost or not and I didn't ask her either.
keo2poohs I had a roommate that pulled my covers off enough to expose my bare butt and invited a teacher from the college in our shared apartment for show and tell. I acted like I was still sleeping. At least he was understanding when I told him I was a little behind on my homework, lol
keo2poohs I'm paranoid about someone attacking me at night while I sleep, so I always sleep with my bedroom door locked and I keep my cell phone and keys on my nightstand so they're easily within reach
Omg hahhahaha I am prolly thay kind of roommate. The one who has a Bible above my bed and a scissors under my pillow in case someone dangerous comes in. 😅😅😅
We know about the chickens like it was a drug bust 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:06 who snitched about the chickens tho?
I did 😈
I'm the one who tweeted the last one. Weirdly, they changed it though. What she actually said was, "I hope you break your legs!" And for those of you wondering her nationality, she's Brazilian.
Anna Fruechting Cool
I'm lost, what did she want to say?
PleaseEnterAName “break a leg” cause saying good luck in the theatre is bad
She probably meant brake a leg isnt that what people say when they want something to go well?
Alyssa Avitia I see. Thanks
Nobody:
Me: Raindrop
Everyone: Drop Top
#ShowTay 🙏
Maryann Pope 7d_!na
Koala_Penguin I thought I was the last practitioner of this lost art.
Amanda Collier come on not here
Happy Birthday
Koala_Penguin ShowTay is awesome
My room mates were newly married and very young:
I came home from a late shift and discovered pumpkin soup covering both walls in the entry of our unit then a trail all the way to the washing machine. Apparently they had an argument and to stop her husband from leaving she tipped cold soup on him 🤷♀️she also banned tv in the house (even for me) because she didn’t want her husband seeing anything ‘tempting’ and although there was a perfectly working huge fridge they would store their leftovers at room temp on the bench and then continue to eat them for days 🤮 I lasted 7weeks there and
They’re divorced now unsurprisingly...
Grandma cooking in a CROP TOP / COOKIES!!!
lol I don't think those are the lyrics haha
Jason Kramer yeah. But they so should be!!!
Melinda Virosteck best comment
Messy Jolay hehe I was really going for that imagery....youre welcome!!
It's actually cooking up dope in the crock pot
I have a pet snail in my aquarium. His name is Mr Sluggy.
pour some salt
team 89er DO NOT DISRESPECT MR. SLUGGY
🐌💕💕
Lindsay Frost I SECOND THAT
Nathan Rice wth😂😂😂
"i may have been born at night but it wasn't last night" I LOVE HIGGINS!!!
"I may have been born at night, but it wasn't last night." 😂😂 lol gonna start using that from now on
I love these hashtag videos!! Makes me literally laugh out loud every time :)
Bridget Gee ikr? Love the hashtags on Thursday nights 😀
Guess our president should have wore socks on his face while eating Cheetos
Isn't cheeseburgers and pornstars his thing?
He should wear plastic bags instead
weak ass joke.
I'm actually a big supporter of his and I find this hilarious. I actually bet he would too. If you can't laugh at yourself you've got zero chance of making it past 20.
I died
They spent more time trying to figure out the usernames than actually reading the tweets lol
Asked my roommate if I can get the apartment to be alone with my gf and he agreed. During dinner my gf said she felt as though someone was watching her to which my roommate came out from under the bed and said, "Sorry, my bad!" then left.
#mywierdroomate
Zahir Sookoor lol
You eat in your bedroom?
😂 I’m weak 😭🤣....
This has to be fake
JJAJAJAJAJAJJAJ
5:21 Maybe someone sent a complaint about... A fowl smell?
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
well done.
My roommate recorded me sleeping because I slept in the living after catching her watching me sleep. She also stole my ADHD meds because she wanted to force me into a “holistic” lifestyle. She also tried to convince me that I didn’t actually have a mental illness. Oh, and she was a doomsdayer. So our basement was a small bomb shelter. She also put colloidal silver in my eye when I had an infection instead of my antibiotic drops. Lived with her for 6 months and couldn’t take anymore. Moved out without telling her at the end of the semester and now she actually puts her nose up at me if she sees me on campus.
Why did you not call the cops on her???? Theft and abuse. She could have (and should have) been charged..
Kenzie Elizabeth run!!!
Sapphire Orchid I did. I blocked her on everything.
Amber Z It’s my biggest regret. I really should have. She was a pain in my butt. It’s been a few years now, but yeah, she was the definition of a nut job.
Kenzie Elizabeth I think I would call the residence security or the cops if someone stole my ADHD medication. That stuff is super expensive, I need it to function and it's a controlled substance.
There should be a reality show where all the weird roommates have to live together. Jimmy's hashtags always make me laugh!
I didn’t think that last one was weird. It was actually really sweet and she just messed up with her words slightly. 🤷🏼♀️☺️
Technically, she got the spirit of the message correct. In theater tradition, it's bad to wish someone good luck, hence why they say "break a leg," so exchange roomie was still correct in a sense.
"Grandma cooking in the crockpot" absolutely SENT ME!
Jimmys roommate liked to be swaddled LOL!!
This doesn’t have anything to do with this video, but once my friend killed a snail and felt really bad so had a funeral for it. She buried it, made it a tomb stone and left a dandelion on the grave sight everyday. She visited the grave sight for 2 years.
How old was she when she made this grave site.?
Protect. Your friend. At all. Costs.
was her name Bruce Wayne? LOL
My roommate had a collection of 12 Ferbies. He once quietly said to himself, look who has the army now mother.
"Show-tay"
"It's your Birthday"
They're so great Lol I love these guys.
My roommate in college asked if she could have my skull if I died because she wanted to put it on a shelf.
Crystal Koehler sh***ttt !!! Girl I hope for your sake you’ve cut off all social contact with her. Dafuq 💀💀
Kaya Nurshiya trust me i did! That was one of many red flags for me!
That doesn’t sound legal....
"if"?
not judging ur sensibility, but how long til u moved out and left her?
My roommate would laugh in her sleep and it would be so creepy lol
I had a roommate who spent all her extra money she had saved for a year from moving in a roommate on a phone psychic in less than a month. Their last prediction? Financial difficulty.
I had a pet snail. His name was Gary (yea I know) and I was cleaning his little tank and I dropped him on the floor by accident....the horror, I stepped on him by accident. I miss Gary.
DJM3Z ohhh.. RIP Gary!
gross!
Please tell me you had shoes on
DJM3Z I had a gary too lmfao little guy lived like 3 years
Gary come home
I love how everyone in the audience was going "Awww" over Trevor Deroche's tweet, then exclaimed in horror when the rest of the story was read.
Jimmy...how and why is it you only saw your roommate while he was asleep; now I can’t help but picture you creepin into his room in the wee hours of the early early morning, quietly standing over him, and watching him breath, in only a way Jimmy Fallon could manage, lmao! You’re one of the greatest entertainers. Thank you for what you do!
this is hilarious 😂😂😂
Used to have a roommate that hid the bathroom trashcan because she was pissed I would open and read mail on the toilet and put the mail in the trash. "Bathroom trash is ONLY for bathroom trash!" The weirdest argument of my life!
Well.. Unless paper waste is collected seperatelly for recycling.. But even then, just put a box for paper waste in the badroom if that is where you want to read your mail..
Yikes that’s me!!!
My room mate assumed I was at work once when it was a sick day for me. I was in bed. I heard my door open, she saw that I was in bed and quietly shut the door and left.
Oh did I say once? No it happened twice!
What did she do when I was actually AT work???
I had a roommate that was convinced I had no social life unless I came home at 2AM and she thought I should be doing that every single night.
She’d leave at 7AM for work (I left an hour after her) and then she’d come home anywhere between 9 and 11PM, even if I got home 10 minutes after her she’d start complaining about how I never leave the house and question if I had any friends.
My roommate once left some sort of mixture in her blender for about 3 weeks. It was green, moldy and smelled sour. She never cleaned up after herself. She'd always blame me when her boyfriend came over
my roommate would make pastasauce in the middle of the night and eat it from the pan. no pasta, just sauce.
Marleen Bey that’s fucking nasty.
You should tell her to make Alfredo sauce so you can have some to dip bread sticks or something. Use it to your advantage haha.
I sip on the box of tomato sauce that I do "pasta sauce" with 😂
And...?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can relate to the ouchie one though. I don't say it out loud, but I've definitely felt it before. 😅😁
My wife and I still do the rain drop drop top thing haha
That last one was actually adorable
I once had a roomate who when she thought I was asleep, sneak out of the room and then come back in wearing a horned mask and watch me while I slept
thats creepy
I love Jimmy so much.
Imagine if all these roommates lived together ... I’d watch that show.
My first roommate got mad at me when I bought a garbage can to put in the kitchen because I didn't consult her first....
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣then consult her before throwing anything in the garbage can
“Grandma cookin in the crockpot, COOKIE” 😂
Love Jimmy Fallon!
Show tay actually sounds like a lot of fun, especially with alcohol and glow in the dark balls
Every woman’s dream...the last part
My old roommate would stand in the middle of the room and stare at me while I was sleeping. At first, I was weirded out, but then it happened so often that I just stopped caring and would go back to sleep
I had a roommate that used to smack on her food so loud I would have to leave the room. And to make matters worse I woke up one time to her staring at me with a blank look on her face.🤦🏾♀️😭😭😭
When the drummer does the cookie monster noise...
Num num num num, freaking funny.
I have two pet snails! They're giant african land snails and one is albino. Their names are Chappie and Yolandi 🌿🐌🌱🌿🐌🌱🐌🌱
Q spacewitch die antwoord
People are always complaining about the banter between each tweet and I'm mostly here for that banter. Anyone else?
MrStensnask I love the banter!
Nah.. Just you, the guy that commented, those 14 people that liked your comment, and a couple others.. Not many.
Every time we bought eggs, my roommate would write her name on half of the eggs in the carton.
I had this one roomate who would leave every cabinet door open in the kitchen when she smoked pot. It was weird...I'd come home late and walk into what looked like a scene from paranormal activity.
My story was waking up at 9am on a Saturday, went downstairs to make tea to find at least 30 people in the living room in a circle... PRAYING. And they invited Amish people over a LOT. Who all refused to speak to me on my own property, because of my hair color. The Bible on the kitchen table wasn't to be closed or touched....yeeeeaaaaa I'll stop here
This is creepy. Why did they have an issue with your hair color?
aww, the foreign exchange student one was so cute 🥺
1:35 Mr. Higgins quoting 50 Cent out of nowhere... This gentleman might #partyhard
Questlove makes me laugh whenever he does anything. homnomnom
Fun Fact: The Shamwow guy also sells self tightening sheets.
He also likes beating hookers.
Jimmy can hold this show all on his own. Proof! Tonight show coronacation 19.
*Raindrop*
*Drop Top*
Aussie Slimes Cookies!
Crock pot
iChick .. “WE KNOW ABOUT THE CHICKEN”
Drop top
I’m gonna have to go hang at Jimmy Fallon. Love this Dude 🤣🤣🤣
I had a pet snail named SPEEDY. ❤️
The snail one was cute. What a sweet, thoughtful roommate. She'll make a good Mom one day heheh
I'm definitely stealing the Raindrop/Droptop!
Pinky Puff I would have said drip drop instead.
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It’s 2020 in quarantine and I’m still wondering about the chicken story
Always that one laugh in the audience that stands out !!!
I straight up had a roommate attempt to make "an African jerky recipe" by hanging slabs of meat in our bedroom closet. The key there is "attempt." After that semester, very little phases me, but I've never looked at jerky the same way.
I'm sorry -
Lol the "Rain drop Drop top" one was hilarious 😂😂
The girl in the room next to mine stored raw meat in her cabinets for 3 days and it made entire hallway smell vile.
I love how at 4:10 we get to hear an in-depth analysis of "Raindrop Droptop" thanks to access to The Roots xD
The only thing weird about my roommate is that she doesn't mind my snoring 😴 #gottalovethatfallon🙌🏽👏🏽🤵🏻🌚
Never stop making Hashtags on your show they are hilarious!
Tarik responded with " boogie " ! Omfg Lmfao
I was in a bad mood. Now I' in a good mood. Thanks!
The funniest part of the whole video was Jimmy’s story. By the time he said “I never saw him get in or get out” I was dying. Of course it was 5am tho
My current roommate wakes up at 3am every night. She stands in the middle of the hallway and makes animal farm noises. She’s not sleep talking. She’s wide awake.
Why would she do that, did you wonder?)
Possessed by farm animal spirits.
I had one roommate that always end up crying in the living room in the middle of the night.
Ok “showtay” its your birthday is absolutely hilarious 😂
i love higgins
Modest Mouseketeer he has no purpose on the show. none!
Sarah B. He should be hosting instead of the unfunny, fake-laughing, constantly-interrupting Faillon
Modest Mouseketeer neither of them are funny.
Sarah B. K
One of my best friends had two interventions with the RA and his roommate in order to tell him that yes, he did have to shower. The guy also had a huge collection of nerf guns he used to compete in “humans vs zombies (???)” and would run around in Birkenstocks, a bucket hat, a utility belt, and a nerf gun with the asexual flag somewhere on him
Some people aren't apt to live in society
How was my tweet not featured?! My roommate literally kept used half sliced lemons in the fridge... for deodorant!!
That isn't all that weird, though lol. I've heard of people doing that and seen it in videos. It's also supposed to lighten your armpits.
Yes, because most people are worried about their dark skin in their under arm area!
Glenda Esslinger trust me most women are, there are lots of videos on how to lighten your armpits cus its not a pretty look
@@fashionbug9880 I wonder if people take it an extra step and use that theory to lighten the color of their asshole. I'm sorry I have a fucked up mind. lol
Kass_Kassidy I read a beauty tip that says to rub lemon on your pubic area and put starch on it and keep it for a few minutes to lighten the skin there. That is handy.
Sho-tei must be a Dwight Schrute style of martial arts