Fun fact about the Polonez: a one-off version exists with a mid-mounted engine transplanted from a wrecked Lancia Stratos rally car. It was named "Stratopolonez", and it went rallying from late 1970s to mid 1980s.
Polonez was also available in UK in 1970'. Export version - was of better quality than those sold in country, but thats completly nothing change... What more can you expect from the products of communism :D Every new commie-car as good as after falling off a cliff xD shaaame on that mess.
The Vaydor G35 kit uses them as well, though in its case it's _entirely_ for stylistic reasons - the Vaydor is a full conversion bodykit for the Infiniti G35, a front-engine car, that attempts to make it look like a mid-engine supercar, so it places the turbos where the engine _would_ be if it was an actual supercar.
yeah fso sold fiat 126p with some names after fiat licence expire it was called maluch "little one" cause fiat 125p was called "duży fiat" in english big fiat
Sorry Mr Grog, but handling and single front wheel will never work together. Why not remake, but with single FAT rear tire, and keep two wheels in front so it'll actually steer some?
I have watched youtube for geniunely a decade at this point and you might be the most entertaining person i have seen on this platform, seriously impressed and happy i have found your channel
as a croatian i really like your car designs. you have a bright future in the automotive industry. don't listen to the french people telling you otherwise.
Make the turbo THE car in Automation. (just a giant single turbo on wheels, a hidden engine with no sounds, a lawn chair on top, a steering wheel and pedals, 1,000,000 psi, loudest noises from the turbo you can possibly make and godmode wheels so they don't fly off and become a bayblade and so much horsepower that the hidden v16 is on the verge of dying.)
1:Please make a big pickup truck with a BIG diesel engine and a big turbo. 2:If possible change the amount of black smoke exiting the exhaust to maximum to roll coal
Make the beigemobil next, everything is beige, wheels beige, doors beige and make the engine so small and inefficient and boring it may as well be beige. Basically just make it as boring and beige as possible.
Make one of that SUPER lowered pickup trucks with too much chrome on it, VERY big chrome rims with the thinnest tires and all that American truck stuff (exhausts all the way to the roof)
4:28 "Does this looks Polish?" Uses a German license plate. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Gives some "From Berlin to Warshawa in one tank" VW kinda vibes. Am pretty sure Top Gear that too xD
After a year of thinking, I’ve thoguht of my suggestion: 2007 Toyota Camry LE if the entire car won’t work here’s some individual suggestions: 1. 2.4 liter I4 2AZ-FE 2. Give the engine oil burning problems 3. Give it a 5-speed automatic or manual 4. Make it front wheel drive 5. Give it Toyota Camry badging 6. Make it a sedan 7. Give the engine features of the 2AZ-FE (compression ratio, block material etc)
Idea for GrogTV merch! What if you made the animated grogs into stickers. You could have loads of fun with them and a ton of variations already exist of animated grog. Think of the possibilities: a happy grog on your dashboard, finnish grog in your garage for that authentic my summer car feeling, pointing grog at your doorbell so they never miss it again. Place those basterds where ever you can think of! Sad grog inside the funeral home, mad grog at the vegan section of the supermarket, canadian grog at the border crossing to canada and so much more! Do you thinks this is a good idea?
you either have to make the most italian car or make the best car you could possibly think of, and then the worst and do a comparison BTW i love your videos!!!
For Automation suggestion for next project: a sausage looking veichle, pls. with sausage wheels, sausage power, sausage engine :) just for laughs :D amazing video, btw grog!
Two real sleeper cars: My friend's father had a friend at his work that took a Porsche 911 turbo engine and put it in the back of his VW bug. My Dad's friend at work (he worked as an engineer at Fairchild Industries) who bought a military surplus afterburner and put it inside of some tiny Daihatsu (this was back in the 80's and my Dad didn't know the make of it). The car would drive like stink and get over 150 miles per gallon. Sadly, I don't have many more details on the specifics of the build, but this guy would drive the car to work every once in a while.
Fun fact 1: When i was on a holiday in The Czech Republic many years ago, i saw a modified (ricer) Trabant 601.. Sounded awfully hilarious. Fun fact 2: In Berlin, there's a Trabant museum
Can you do this?...😅 The Aerius: *Performance:* - Engine: Mid-mounted, 4.8L, twin-turbocharged V8 - Power: 1,200 horsepower (895 kW) at 8,000 rpm - Torque: 900 lb-ft (1,220 Nm) at 5,500 rpm - 0-60 mph (0-97 km/h): 2.5 seconds - Top speed: 293 mph (426 km/h) (electronically limited) *Chassis and Body:* - Material: Carbon fiber monocoque with aluminum and titanium components - Length: 184.5 in (4,686 mm) - Width: 78.7 in (2,000 mm) - Height: 46.5 in (1,181 mm) - Wheelbase: 108.3 in (2,751 mm) *Suspension and Brakes:* - Suspension: Active, adaptive damping with hydraulic lift system - Brakes: Carbon-ceramic discs with 6-piston front and 4-piston rear calipers *Aerodynamics:* - Drag coefficient (Cd): 0.32 - Downforce: 2,200 pounds (1,000 kg) at 150 mph (241 km/h) *Interior and Technology:* - Seats: 2, with carbon fiber shells and Alcantara upholstery - Infotainment: 12.3-inch touchscreen display with navigation and performance data - Safety features: Advanced driver assistance systems, including adaptive cruise control and lane departure warning *Weight and Distribution:* - Curb weight: 2,900 pounds (1,315 kg) - Weight distribution: 42% front, 58% rear Aerius's interior features: - Sporty, ergonomic seats with: - Adjustable bolsters and lumbar support - Heated and ventilated functions - Memory settings for driver and passenger - Sleek, minimalist dashboard with: - High-resolution 12-inch display screen - Customizable instrument cluster - Ambient lighting - Flat-bottomed steering wheel with: - Paddle shifters - Audio and cruise control buttons - Power tilt and telescoping adjustment - Premium materials, including: - Leather upholstery - Alcantara accents - Carbon fiber trim - Advanced technology features, including: - Navigation system - Bluetooth connectivity - Premium sound system - Apple CarPlay and Android Auto integration *Front:* The Aerius has a sleek, angular front fascia with a bold grille, slim LED headlights, and a sporty front splitter. *Rear:* The rear features a sloping roofline, a wide rear diffuser, and slim LED taillights that wrap around the edges of the car. *Side:* The Aerius has a curved, aerodynamic profile with a distinctive character line running along the doors and a flared fender. *Top:* The car has a panoramic glass roof, offering an expansive view of the sky and a sense of openness.
My sugestions: 1 - monowheel 2 - a v12 or v16 that spins to 12k rpm and have less than 20hp (yes, it is possible) 3 - car with drivetrain like in 911 but with v12 or v16 P.S you said podwójna turbosprężarka like podłóżna turbosprezarka (long turbochaer)
I still say either a VW Bug/Beetle or a Fiat 500 (old school model) with a Lamborghini Countach 16 cylinder, quatro valve engine in it. Another challenge would be trying to create the best soap box derby car you can. There are no limits to what you create, but it can't have an engine or transmission of any kind. Obviously the only way you can test it is on a downhill race course.
i think... its time for electric POWAAAAAA, so a suzuki cappucino thingy with 500 electric horsepower but make it an offroad car with a roofbox and rack, WE DO IT
HEAR ME OUT: you should make a semi truck capable of towing atleast 80000 pounds while having under 100 horsepower with under 150 lb-ft of torque
semi TROCK
a yeas, a Scania
It needs like 100 gears
yehs 25 gears beast why not
So its basically an old tractor
Fun fact about the Polonez: a one-off version exists with a mid-mounted engine transplanted from a wrecked Lancia Stratos rally car. It was named "Stratopolonez", and it went rallying from late 1970s to mid 1980s.
Polonez was also available in UK in 1970'. Export version - was of better quality than those sold in country, but thats completly nothing change... What more can you expect from the products of communism :D
Every new commie-car as good as after falling off a cliff xD shaaame on that mess.
Got a poster of it, incredible car
As a professional polish person I was pleased with this episode truly one of the najlepszy samochód of all time
Man
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8:24 lovely harmonizing
An authentic Grog harmoy at 6,250 rpm
3:59 bro if my polish teacher heard that she would think thats russian
I agree like why tf did that sound like heavy from tf2
fax my grandma would question wth he was saying
💀
plussian
Zgadzam się xd
4:30 casually using a german plate.
WEVE BEEN OVER THIS
Gotta get a bit of the Trabi p601 in there somehow
Rear mounted turbos are a real thing. They are done for better cooling and for cars with lack of space in the engine bay.
For when you are drag racing a Corvair.
The Vaydor G35 kit uses them as well, though in its case it's _entirely_ for stylistic reasons - the Vaydor is a full conversion bodykit for the Infiniti G35, a front-engine car, that attempts to make it look like a mid-engine supercar, so it places the turbos where the engine _would_ be if it was an actual supercar.
BETTER cooling!?!?!
@@chillieuwu
It's because the Turbos don't have to be tucked right next to the engine.
@@VestedUTuber my question is batter cooling how? There is zero airflow on the rear.
Grog: "Go Left!! What are you doing??..."
750hp engine mounted at the right side to fit the Turbo (by Grog) : "Am I joke to you???"
Im Polish and i wanna say that i love how you said "podwójna trubosprężarka V10 silnik" or "Fso Bolonez"
Podwojna turbosprezarka
0:13 ITS A TONY!
yeah fso sold fiat 126p with some names after fiat licence expire it was called maluch "little one" cause fiat 125p was called "duży fiat" in english big fiat
I'm Polish and I'm happy 😂
M A L U C H
TONY KOWALSKI
TONY
POLAND MENTIONED 🇵🇱 🔥🔥😎
Yt asked me to rate your comment so I rated your comment 5 starts
RAHHHHHHHH 🇱🇹
POLSKA GUROM 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣
Pofwojna tutbospenzarka
Ziomek to brzmiało jak rosyjski
11:27 "Mr president, there's been second Bolognese"
11:27 *
@@darksherif7784 yes, i made a mistake sorry
make the tiniest v16 possible or the biggest inline 3 possible
3:59 at least you have made an attempt, and you nailed "turbosprężarka" pretty decent
Sorry Mr Grog, but handling and single front wheel will never work together. Why not remake, but with single FAT rear tire, and keep two wheels in front so it'll actually steer some?
Of even "better" - TWO wheels and car designed like a motorcycle!
It would be better if the engine wasn't on the side though
Emphasis on the FAT TYRE
The irony in choosing an german license plate when wanting a polish one isnt lost on me... me as a german approves😂
Gotta get that East German side in somehow.......
After all, Berlin was technically inside of East Germany, but held by both sides.
Its a good day when grog uploads
Yeah bro 👍
Facts
4:28 is this supposed to be a ww1 WW2 joke?
"Avarage polish car" shows the most MSC car ever
Edit: im getting more likes on this comment then on my vids
The feetan
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bro that's a fiat 126p and it's an actual car
@@CyprianSiewierski i know, but the fittan from msc is based on the fiat 126p
@@RUNNERUTG nope, the fittan is based on a fiat 127
Bad news!!!!
The Dacia sandero! Was delayed!!
Next automation video James May Dacia Sandero?
Oh Noo!!! Anyway....
WE NEED TO put a fully maxed out engine in a hatchback
Make the most unbalanced engine possible that's just under the verge of constantly wanting to explode
Make a 3wheeled Volkswagen Passat with a hilariously undersized engine
The marekmobile
I have watched youtube for geniunely a decade at this point and you might be the most entertaining person i have seen on this platform, seriously impressed and happy i have found your channel
I stayed up till 12am for this grog, you made it worth it!
Damn, I Didn't Expected A Polonez Here, Greetings From Poland!
"Late upload, on this channel? never!" proceeds to upload this at exactly 12:00 AM my time, lol
as a croatian i really like your car designs. you have a bright future in the automotive industry. don't listen to the french people telling you otherwise.
Make the turbo THE car in Automation. (just a giant single turbo on wheels, a hidden engine with no sounds, a lawn chair on top, a steering wheel and pedals, 1,000,000 psi, loudest noises from the turbo you can possibly make and godmode wheels so they don't fly off and become a bayblade and so much horsepower that the hidden v16 is on the verge of dying.)
You should make a car so dark you can’t even tell it’s a car. Like the world’s blackest paint. Engine, body, wheels, everything should be just black.
Lets remember, those who played Jalopy had driven the trabant 601 with their uncle by their side
Make a ferrari with the mighty 1.9 TDI
you should make a sleeper with the same power as a top fuel dragster
3:27 FSO Polonez mentioned
Grog im impressed, you almost spelled the podwójna turbosprężarka understandable 🔥
6:02 Zgodzę się z tym napisem.
WE NEED A PICKUP TRUCK FOCUS FROM 2007 WITH A V16!
4:26 „Ah, yes. That looks polish“ Proceeds to use a German License plate. Man, Germany and Poland don’t be good together 😂
as a polish person, yes very polish
1:33 lmao yes, a car that just makes all the wrong noises and has turbo lag centered around 5000 RPM
This video is certified by the fia and if you dont agree ben will find you
thanks for the laugh sir :D when you slid that engine out of the center I cried a bit (while laughing already) what a trip
create a car with 40 inch rear wheels and 5 inch front wheels
And FWD 😂
@@aydinlutmergp4885 oh yeah totally FWD
“straight up fecal matter” 7:28
This phrase got me grounded 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:15 holy shit they added drake mobile💀💀💀💀
1:Please make a big pickup truck with a BIG diesel engine and a big turbo. 2:If possible change the amount of black smoke exiting the exhaust to maximum to roll coal
never change your character sprites mr grog
Make the beigemobil next, everything is beige, wheels beige, doors beige and make the engine so small and inefficient and boring it may as well be beige. Basically just make it as boring and beige as possible.
So something from British Leyland?
to be 100% accurate with the term "polish car" the quality of everything should be max at -15
Suggestion for the next car: Build the 1.4 liter engine from the Satsuma (with a 2nd fuel injected, turbo charged, max hp config.)
8:23 better than the actual engine sound
i thought i was the only one that would occasionally harmonize with the engine of a car lmao
@@BallisticAviation_YT same when im bored on beamng
When your turbo is bigger than your truck
LMAO this is so funny, keep up the good work
I haven’t really expected to see any polish car in here. You made me smile A LOT!
Make one of that SUPER lowered pickup trucks with too much chrome on it, VERY big chrome rims with the thinnest tires and all that American truck stuff (exhausts all the way to the roof)
First time I’ve seen any of your videos and I’m presented with a v10 3-wheeler with a cvt and a beach ball sized turbo. I like what I see
Next video idea: Pontiac vibe but Jack the body up to the height of the average lifted truck, and put BIG wheels and a HUMONGOUS wing on it.
5:31
Ghostbusters and back to the future drooling from the mouth 💀
That polish pronunciation was quite good, made me laugh.
Also: Clarkson has reviewed Polonez, he hated it as much as we did, it could break any moment
4:28 "Does this looks Polish?"
Uses a German license plate.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Gives some "From Berlin to Warshawa in one tank" VW kinda vibes.
Am pretty sure Top Gear that too xD
Yeah, kinda sus. Looked if someone already had the comment
Make a car with 5 wheel drive and name it the Cinco
(your videos always make me laugh btw. I love your style of smash cuts)
IT WOULD BE BRILLIANT IF YOU MADE A CAR SOUND LIKE JEREMY CLARKSON SAYING BRILLIANT
The Trabant 601 looks like it’s grinning at you
9:46 10/10 "GET OUT!", completely unexpected
After a year of thinking, I’ve thoguht of my suggestion: 2007 Toyota Camry LE
if the entire car won’t work here’s some individual suggestions:
1. 2.4 liter I4 2AZ-FE
2. Give the engine oil burning problems
3. Give it a 5-speed automatic or manual
4. Make it front wheel drive
5. Give it Toyota Camry badging
6. Make it a sedan
7. Give the engine features of the 2AZ-FE (compression ratio, block material etc)
Holy shit, you spoke "Turbosprężarka" actually pretty nice!
Nice to see grog upload videos at midnight here in the US because time zones and shit.
As a polish person i can say thats very accurate
Idea for GrogTV merch! What if you made the animated grogs into stickers. You could have loads of fun with them and a ton of variations already exist of animated grog. Think of the possibilities: a happy grog on your dashboard, finnish grog in your garage for that authentic my summer car feeling, pointing grog at your doorbell so they never miss it again. Place those basterds where ever you can think of! Sad grog inside the funeral home, mad grog at the vegan section of the supermarket, canadian grog at the border crossing to canada and so much more! Do you thinks this is a good idea?
you either have to make the most italian car or make the best car you could possibly think of, and then the worst and do a comparison
BTW i love your videos!!!
The aggressive turn and shouting this thing at the turbo
make a car with a very tiny engine but with a massive turbo and make it rev to the moon and beyond
For Automation suggestion for next project: a sausage looking veichle, pls. with sausage wheels, sausage power, sausage engine :)
just for laughs :D
amazing video, btw grog!
8:23 *Grog makes car noise*
Me: *Dies of laughter*
i know you showed the Trabant 601 as a joke but i genuinely like that honestly
10:25 bye bye engine bay
8:22 Never thought I'd hear someone harmonize with an engine
i just woke up and this is what i see on my recommended. good content is officially joever
7am?!
Smash! New grogvid!
Two real sleeper cars:
My friend's father had a friend at his work that took a Porsche 911 turbo engine and put it in the back of his VW bug.
My Dad's friend at work (he worked as an engineer at Fairchild Industries) who bought a military surplus afterburner and put it inside of some tiny Daihatsu (this was back in the 80's and my Dad didn't know the make of it). The car would drive like stink and get over 150 miles per gallon. Sadly, I don't have many more details on the specifics of the build, but this guy would drive the car to work every once in a while.
Fun fact 1: When i was on a holiday in The Czech Republic many years ago, i saw a modified (ricer) Trabant 601.. Sounded awfully hilarious. Fun fact 2: In Berlin, there's a Trabant museum
Can you do this?...😅
The Aerius:
*Performance:*
- Engine: Mid-mounted, 4.8L, twin-turbocharged V8
- Power: 1,200 horsepower (895 kW) at 8,000 rpm
- Torque: 900 lb-ft (1,220 Nm) at 5,500 rpm
- 0-60 mph (0-97 km/h): 2.5 seconds
- Top speed: 293 mph (426 km/h) (electronically limited)
*Chassis and Body:*
- Material: Carbon fiber monocoque with aluminum and titanium components
- Length: 184.5 in (4,686 mm)
- Width: 78.7 in (2,000 mm)
- Height: 46.5 in (1,181 mm)
- Wheelbase: 108.3 in (2,751 mm)
*Suspension and Brakes:*
- Suspension: Active, adaptive damping with hydraulic lift system
- Brakes: Carbon-ceramic discs with 6-piston front and 4-piston rear calipers
*Aerodynamics:*
- Drag coefficient (Cd): 0.32
- Downforce: 2,200 pounds (1,000 kg) at 150 mph (241 km/h)
*Interior and Technology:*
- Seats: 2, with carbon fiber shells and Alcantara upholstery
- Infotainment: 12.3-inch touchscreen display with navigation and performance data
- Safety features: Advanced driver assistance systems, including adaptive cruise control and lane departure warning
*Weight and Distribution:*
- Curb weight: 2,900 pounds (1,315 kg)
- Weight distribution: 42% front, 58% rear
Aerius's interior features:
- Sporty, ergonomic seats with:
- Adjustable bolsters and lumbar support
- Heated and ventilated functions
- Memory settings for driver and passenger
- Sleek, minimalist dashboard with:
- High-resolution 12-inch display screen
- Customizable instrument cluster
- Ambient lighting
- Flat-bottomed steering wheel with:
- Paddle shifters
- Audio and cruise control buttons
- Power tilt and telescoping adjustment
- Premium materials, including:
- Leather upholstery
- Alcantara accents
- Carbon fiber trim
- Advanced technology features, including:
- Navigation system
- Bluetooth connectivity
- Premium sound system
- Apple CarPlay and Android Auto integration
*Front:*
The Aerius has a sleek, angular front fascia with a bold grille, slim LED headlights, and a sporty front splitter.
*Rear:*
The rear features a sloping roofline, a wide rear diffuser, and slim LED taillights that wrap around the edges of the car.
*Side:*
The Aerius has a curved, aerodynamic profile with a distinctive character line running along the doors and a flared fender.
*Top:*
The car has a panoramic glass roof, offering an expansive view of the sky and a sense of openness.
Is this to much 😅😅😅
the amount of effort he puts into making the gooberiest cars on the planet is crazy
MAAANNN I love TG and GT refferance in your videos
Polish numbers, *puts german license plate. That's dark 😂😂😂
Make a super-Saab just which is just a 900 with an off road suspension and a v-12
As a polish viewer .I drive a 2000hp i3 1.3L Citroen SM.(IRL)
My sugestions:
1 - monowheel
2 - a v12 or v16 that spins to 12k rpm and have less than 20hp (yes, it is possible)
3 - car with drivetrain like in 911 but with v12 or v16
P.S you said podwójna turbosprężarka like podłóżna turbosprezarka (long turbochaer)
Speaking of top gear did you hear that the grand tour is ending.
Grog accidentally created a TVR
Just happened to download this a couple days ago lol. What a beast
9:36 I dind't hear that laugh before the ben mobile
"Bottom of the Mariachi trench"
The Mexican people will be proud of you 🤣🤣🤣
1 am grog upload goes crazy
Had to sub this is too good mate😂
Can you make the most powerful 1.9 TDI in automation?
Desmond the space bear in the passenger
You made me wake up at 1 AM before my first day to college classes.
Damn you.
I still say either a VW Bug/Beetle or a Fiat 500 (old school model) with a Lamborghini Countach 16 cylinder, quatro valve engine in it.
Another challenge would be trying to create the best soap box derby car you can. There are no limits to what you create, but it can't have an engine or transmission of any kind. Obviously the only way you can test it is on a downhill race course.
Where will the driver go?
@@istillplayroblox6952 In the front bonnet. There's no engine there.
3 wheel, rwd, front engine, and rear wheel steering. I call it the oversteerer
as a person from poland i can totally agree that that it looks like a polish car👍
Fun fact: F1 had to ban cvt's because race engineered ones would actually keep the cars in the peak powerband and stuff.
i think... its time for electric POWAAAAAA, so a suzuki cappucino thingy with 500 electric horsepower but make it an offroad car with a roofbox and rack, WE DO IT