does certo work for probation? ft i went to jail and got my medical card?
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- Опубліковано 25 лип 2019
- PLEASE ONLY USE THE CERTO METHOD IF YOU ARE 100% SURE YOU CANNOT USE FAKE URINE/SOMEONE ELSE'S URINE. CERTO IS NOT A 100% GUARANTEE PASS UNLIKE USING A CLEAN PERSON'S URINE OR FAKE URINE. PLEASE DO THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK, TEST YOURSELF AT HOME, AND ADJUST THE QUANTITIES AS NEEDED.
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A felony for weed is the most insane shit ever
Me right now
literally the most fucked shit ever
So fucking absurd!! Literally wasn’t hurting anybody minding her own business
haplend to me
luckily I got it reduced to an improper traffic violation after $1500, 1 year probation, and 24 hours community service.
“these people are smoking weed, not harming anyone and they’re minding their on business ?!?! I think I’ll call the cops!!” Humans these days.
white people...
White people? Lmfao that’s racists bro sorry to break it to you. I’m I. Trouble for edibles. F5. T try again because a Hispanic cop gave me the ticket👌
MR MILL3R I got a dui and I smoke blunt a day I hope I can pass my drug tests if I have to take them🤞🏼
@@brockthebluntsmoker4207 u will bro just went took one with magnum synthetic urine it works and Certo too
@@BR4D2THEBONE he mentioned the callers were white🤦🏽
lemme save y’all 20 minutes , it worked for her
lmaoo good looks
Thx
@@stevengray8663 some people like to include as much information as possible so they have to answer as few questions as possible smh
@@BrittanyRamone your video was very informative. I was having a shit day and made a stupid comment. Please forgive!
Thank god for you
I love this YT review & how you keep it real b/c we all get caught up in some shit. It makes more trusting that your being 100% yourself & I respect it !
for the high blood pressure, and I'm so serious. just go walking for 30 minutes anywhere. track, tredmil, ect. 3x a week thats it, and drink water haha you'll see a change! you got this girl!
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like the bird has a mask on as well
Facts
i can't unsee that now.
Funny to see that after smokin😂
😂😂 fr yo
It really does
Girllll. Bless you for real. I did this down to a T (without the detox drink) and idk what I would’ve done without you!!! I just got back from my probation drug test and passed with flying colors. I’m so happy. THANK YOU!!! YOU’RE GORGEOUS BY THE WAY!!!
So you passed ? And it was a lab drug test right ?
@@cherylrandall1702 yes I passed. I didn’t have to test for a lab one but I doubt it would work for lab tests. It’d come back diluted.
So its basically no way to cheat a lab drug test ? My drug test goes to a lab and they wear lab coats
@@taylorwinborne746 can you type down your steps?
You serious? Lol
It works. I took it for my court order drug test past flying colors thank you so much you are really a angel
Major respect for you and the shit you’ve been through
I always sit through your ads. I’m sorry this happened to you, I love you.
Doing the lord's work
Ain't no one like u keep doin ur thing 💯
this works. my ex was a heavy smoker at least few blunts a day. he would get drug tested for probation every single week. and he would literally chug this in a gatorade bottle 2 hours before and would get tested while stoned and pass every single test
Thank You very much for taking the time to share this.
Thats love. Glad hes ok.
@@brookelin8191 what up. U took it ?
@@abe_linc02 yeah I took it I’m waiting on my results pray for me
@@brookelin8191 you took two packets with a 32 gatorade Prayers fam im sure you passed also keep me posted.
we smoking right now in your honor
Thanks Brittany I'm on probation and this worked for me! I smoke every night and the way I did it was like this. This happened in October. My appointment was scheduled for 8:30 in the morning. So the night before at 12:00 am I dranked a bottle of Gatorade with two pouches of certo. After that I drank two bottles of water and had 2 vitamin B12 gummy bears. Then went to sleep but kept waking up to pee. This happened like three times. Also had a bottle of water next to my bed. I sipped on that everytime I woke up. At 7:00 am I woke up and drank two bottles of cranberry juice. Each bottle had one packet of certo. Then drank a bottle of water and had two more vitamin B12 gummy bears. I peed before I left to probation and peed again at the office before the test. Got there exactly at 8:30 am. But my officer didn't see me till an hour later. I had to go again pretty bad. Also I get randomly tested but I felt like this day they were gonna test me. So I go in see my p.o. and after 15 minutes of chit chat I thought she was gonna say ok see you next month and not take the test. But instead she was like "ok we're done but you have to take a UA before you go." I had to go bad so I was like ok. Went to the restroom with a male officer and he saw my dick and I peed in the cup. I placed the cup on the counter and he checked it and was like "ok you're good to go!" I drank more certo because I'm 5'11'' 310 lbs. So thank you so much. You made a difference in this pot head's life!
I appreciate your comment some people dont add size into the mix. Good to know a big brother still out here passing thanks I needed a confirmation
Thank you for this, I'm 225 5ft5 and I'm needing all the info I can get, I'm in the same situation for probation
@@Ha_Nerds No problem bro we gotta watch each other's back. Good luck to you out there!
@@eddiearredondo7545 Couldn't have done it without the beautiful Brittany's wisdom. I enjoy life a bit more now. Let us know how you do on your next appointment. Stay high my friends!
@@RR-ob1id Yep! The first time, the officer was like I have to see you pee in the cup. I told him man you wanna see my dick man? I was trying to imply he was gay. He gave me this face like come on man... It's embarrassing the first few times and it's hard for me to go when someone's watching. I have to imagine waterfalls. Or even sing in my head,🎼 Don't go chasing waterfalls🎼 it works! But on the certo I could piss a tidal wave!
He is so cool. He just chillin.
If ur tryna pass a drug test tommow so u don’t go to juvie clap ur hands 👏👏
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Did you pass?
You’re so cute ❤️ Really needed this.
Thanks! Keep doing you boo it’s informative and that’s what UA-cam should be about
Thank you! Definitely gained a sub, going on ankle this coming up Friday and need this!
I really enjoy watching your videos 😊
Alright guys , messaging on here because like y’all I have a drug test. Iv watched a lot of videos and read Diffrent people experiences and combining methods and this is all off of DELTA 8 YES IT SHOWS ON YOUR TEST IV TAKEN 4 TEST THROUGH OUT THE WEEK AND FAILD AND WILL BE TAKONG O R MORE BEFORE I LEAVE.
Here’s my method.
I have my test at 1:30 but probably around 145 after I sign in blah blah blah , here we go.
Yesterday- only ate in the morning and drank a gallon of water- came home from work 4:30am -showered - drank a gatorade mixed with 1 certo- went to sleep at 5am woke up at 10:30am drank another 1 certo and Gatorade- waited an hour so at 11:30 I have started drinking a gallon of water- at 12:30 I will use a stinger detox drink- “ I’m trying to be extra cautious- drink another 4 bottles of water while taking vitamins in between- on the way there so at 1:10 I will drink 2 Red Bull’s to make pee yellow- then take test around 1:35-1:45
I have peed 4 times so far and to 2 watery poops “ sorry to be nasty but we are all humans and telling you my experience” I have not thrown up
I will let you know in 2 hours how this goes
Bitches I passed
Both packs of certo and start 3 hours before your drug test. All it does is mask it!
I don’t smoke weed and I’ve never had the desire to do so. My issue is I honestly don’t know why it hasn’t been legalized yet. Now I can understand it being a problem when people drive but the government has made marijuana into waaaay too much of a big deal. I love your birdie!!
Damn thats why i love cali *has other bullshit but atleast weed is legalized*
It depends on state it’s still federally illegal
you’re awesome. thnx for this.
Thank you so very much!! This video saved my job Saw it at the last moment before my test.
Loveeee you for being chill and lovely
You are the best, did this today, even if I fail, it was worth it to watch your videos
Your bird looks like an angry little man with a beard! 😅 🐦
*wants to be exxtra cautious*
*proceeds to dab later that night*
same bro..... "ill stop today" "one more hit" lol
Great show I’m definitely a fan
Hey thank you so much for shari g your personal story. Thank you 🙏
Thank yous I love ur vibes n ur burd :3
You've given me lots of information on how to use this stuff. Once I saw yours I started doing a shit ton of research & I've finally found some info on if this stuff works for lab tests !!
Does it work on lab test?
@@michelewilliams906 yes it works for lab tests
@@swornobabata1986 u triedit
I watched your vids and worked twice for me!!!.. Thanxxxxx!!💯
I like your Cure shirt. I usually use the gatorade and water method with my certo. Thanks for informing me of a new way to do it.
You're a good girl, Britt!!
THANK YOU! thank you for making these videos and caring. I'm 23 (so literally 10 years older than you were when you first tried it) trying like crazy to get a clear home test so I can go take one at probation and get off! Thank you from the bottom of my heart for this. If I pass, I will ALSO make a video. Idc, I don't want money I want to help too!
Stop posting this stuff, you realize your probation officer could and probably will see this?
Did it work ??
Guess not lol
Damn she in jail lmao
@@13MissChez lmaoooooooooo chill
I Love your personality😂😂💯
Yea dull and dumb is how u like em I guess
Yeassssssss baby girl ❣️❣️❣️Thanks u ROCK
Yeoooo im literally dead 💀 😭 with the scissors
Omg ass hairs!?
Looks like the bird has a mud mask on too lol ❤️
Thank you this is so helpful an you are so beautiful I love your vibe😍😍💙
When you pulled the scissors out hahahahhaahahaha
Worked for me!! Thank god for this!!!
How did you take and what was your time frame
Does it clean up nicotine
And how fast can it clean up nicotine
My friend wants to no about the white stuff too
I’m so ready to try it. ❤️ I hope all goes well for everyone 🍀
Did it work
Did it work
I fucking love brittany she out here saving lives !
Lmao I’m dead girl me to I be picking up a pencil or make up brush😂😂
D/T tomorrow @ 3:00 pm will update with the outcome. 3x a day user for past year and a half, 4 days clean now before D/T. I’ll cry tears of joy if I pass, I got my dream internship.. not thinking D/T. Hopefully I can celebrate 🌳
YYYAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!! Thank you so so so much for sharing this knowledge. She tested it right in front of me and I was starting to sweat... then she glances at me and goes “well, you passed” 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙏🏻
@@melaniejohnson7743 how did u pass ??? I drink jazz total detox I'm onna 4 year felony probation .
@@sebastiancortalano9563 dude listen to the video! Also take two aspirin and two vitamin b12(for color) about two hours b4 test
This has been no secret I learned this when I was a kid I'm now 36 Certo builds a protective barrier around your stomach lining and blocks thc from going into your urine lol
Ur bird looks like she has a unibrow 😂 and thankyou for makin this and being real about it theres so much nonsense you have to go through nowadays and alot of people just make shit up instead of helping you
Love Your positive attitude, Love Chauncy, Take care
Genuinely mad at how much ice you use 😂 that’s way too much
You need to do some studying and find out how you can get this case overturned or thrown out .. this is so unfair ... a felon for life for weed with no priors IS LITERALLY EVIL and NOT FAIR AT ALL!!!!
You’re a real one! 🔥👍🏼
thank you very much for your informative video, I have not been smoking weed for 14 or more days and 10 more days before my drug test for a job. Currently doing everything to flush my system and plus I will be doing this before my test. thanks again, I have no doubt I'm passing this test
You’re really really CUTE!!!! 😍 Thank u so much!!!! Very cool videos!!!!! Your awesome!!!!
exact same scenario happened w/ me. 𝔦 never went to jail just got charged and put on probation. so sorry you had to go through that bs. this trick has been working for me for the past 6 months. i’d like to thank you. 6 more to go!
Im on papers and I really appreciate this advice! Thank you!🥰
love you
Works like a charm. I just conducted a few tests of my own with 2 different brands of testing strips. I even did the last one with the front end of the stream (because I wonder if the testing people might be catching on to the mid-stream strategy). I'm pretty damn confident. Getting a new job and It's gonna be sweet!
ZERO THINGS WRONG WITH YOUR VIDEOS!!! Don't change you!! Don't adapt to strangers hate....
Your down to earth personality and heart to help people is the DRAW!!! YOU.BE.YOU
The bird on your shoulder is why im PIRATING this video information. You'll get it later lol
It’s actually 4-6 hour window 4 on safe side but you can take B12 to help
Eazy E was never caught slippin because of certo
Fr?
YOOOOOOOO I have a interview tomorrow and they will drug test as well @11am and I've literally been watching video after video and imma trust you on it lol im literally gonna do the same thing as you. I definitely liked, here's my comment, and I subscribed....Blessings fam
Im 5'10 weighing 265lbs how many certo packs would you recommend
If it’s an interview for a regular non military job they more than likely won’t and can’t watch you pee. so fetish pee, which you can buy at smoke shops with instructions on how to use it for drug testing included, is the safest way to go for job drug testing because it’s impossible to fail for fetish pee on job drug tests. Certo is a last resort method for probation, rehab, other places where it’s required they watch you pee into the cup. If they’re for sure gonna watch you pee because it’s a military type job then I’d use at minimum a gallon of water and three packets of certo in the cranberry juice for you
yo bro did you pass??
@@BiiigTemps Any updates, what did you end up doing? If certo, did you pass?!
Did you end up passing?
MAKE SURE YOU KEEP YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE LOW BECAUSE IT CAN MAKE YOUR HEART, KIDNEYS, PANCREAS FAIL
that look b4 u grab the scissors
Appreciate you 👌🏾
Damn your a felon for concentrates . I got caught with concentrates/ firearm and they dropped my drug charges .
I fucking love your personality! This was sooooo helpful
Girl I’m also on a PTI contract , thank you !❤️
I also was caught with stuff. Felony. I was in pretrial services and then moved over to drug court for a whole year. I’m now about to graduate drug court in the state of Florida. Shit sucks!
How many times were you tested every week ?
Drug court. Maybe 4 times a week. Im at 4 times a week in pa. Its disgusting
i just got put on probation and i haven’t smoked for 2 months, but i took a at home test a failed sadly. i’m 5’8 and weigh 164. should i just do the cetro?
Love the cure shirt!!!
That’s horrible 🤦🏾♀️ sorry to hear
I’m just going to over do it. Better safe than sorry 🤣
Certo really works I can't believe it but works I did my test today and I passed I'm really happy that i saw this video .. certo works 100%
Time perspective
Bro does it work for alcohol? I've passed like 3 times but need to know this is the one thing she doesn't say in her vids
Thank uuuuuuuu Brittany.!!!
Thanks sooo fucking much for your video. I hate the system and hate the suppression of good information. Stay blessed. And I hit that notification button and subscribe d cuz fuck them niggas that don't want to see us prevail 💪🏼😎
she a boss
I live in Colorado and I'm having to do this more here than when I lived in Texas. FKn how do people gets good jobs and smoke weed jfc
This works dude !
Felony for THC is pretty wild. I live in Montana where it just became recreationally legal and where I live in a college town where pot use is very common, but since I'm going into a healthcare profession I need to pass a few drug tests. I think I'm going to pass my drug test coming up in a couple weeks without detoxing/masking but I've done some research and it's looking like the pectin (based on reviews) actually works quite well to mask the THC in your body, provided they don't reject your sample for being too diluted. I think it's probably something you should do a trial run first before doing it for real for your urine drug test.
That’s ridiculous that you got a felony for that
Forever Family it’s a law..
Saniyah Joubert it's a plant ... it's beneficial in every way. alcohol has no benefits and harms your body way more than weed and alcohol is legal.
marquis mooi ok, but it’s a law.. and plus alcohol doesn’t pollute the world😗
Saniyah Joubert how the fuck does weed pollute the world are you??? rly worried about weed polluting the world when big companies are projecting fossil fuels and gasses from factories straight into the system? or are you worried about cows producing gases that are literally ruining the worlds ozone layer? laws are implemented by people, that doesn't automatically make it SYSTEMATICALLY correct. but go off uneducated ass
Saniyah Joubert weed doesn’t pollute the earth 😂
First time offender, caught with marijuana and then given a felony??!!??!!! They really screwed you. You should have been able to do a drug program, followed through with probation for a year and the case dismissed or at the most a plea down to a simple misdemeanor.
It’s because wax is a controlled substance. Unlike weed
thanks for sharing. i did a trial run at home, havent smoked in 4 days, been drinking water and sweating as much as possible. i was wearing a hoodie, a cool fit and a tee shirt in 80 degree weather. today, i chugged a gatorade with a packet of certo and then a gallon of water over the course of 3.5 hours, then a cup of coffee about an hour before i took the test. i ate some sunflower seeds (high sodium, water retention - i wasnt thinking) during this time. i only peed 3 times. on the 4th time. 4.5 hours after the first certo packet i took my test and bombed the ever living shit out of it, not even a faint line, just straight up no line (no line=fail). i am about 210, 6'1 for reference, i have been vaping pens, moderate usage i'd say. i'm going to take another home test on sunday, today is friday. gonna keep flushing and see how it goes. my real lab test is monday. on sunday, i'll try increasing both the certo and water, and try drinking a pack of certo in the morning before the pretest certo chug. also gonna try to take the test 2 to 3 hours before instead of 4-6 hrs like another video said. will keep you all updated on my next at home and then the actual job test.
How did it go bro?
@@LifeOutsideCO i failed all 3 tests using the certo method, my final one was the day before i went and took the actual employment screen. i ended up getting a bottle of quick fix (it's worked before for me) and used that. just waiting on the call from my employer to say i'm good. i have seen this certo method work on a big guy so i know it isnt bs but it just didnt work for me. my advice, if it's a non-supervised test, just get some quickfix or sub solution and stop worrying
@@marshie1337 The issue with mine is that it is a test with a physical at the same time. So I have concerns about being able to hide the bottle if I need to turn and cough. FML. Good on you though bro.
@@LifeOutsideCO i had a full on physical to, at concentra. i did a bunch of tests and when it got to the physical, i was in a room, they left so i could strip down and gave me some disposable shorts to wear. i just put the bottle in my boots, they did all their shit (didnt even check my nuts btw) and then left and i got dressed. it was a non issue. i was super worried about that part too. yeah mine was like a full on check, not just a drug test and bounce.
@@marshie1337 Damn nice bro. I am starting to think I am going to have to do the same thing based on my results so far. Appreciate the advice and responses.
Casually has a bird on her shoulder
I will subscribe if I pass my drug test tomorrow with this method, promise
Did you pass
This works! I passed my test !!
Carlos Arias how you pass
Obviously by following what she did in the video..?
How long did u stop smoking for and how much did u smoke
Sis but was it a lab
*thunder and lighting*
Plot thickens (so does the certo) 🤣
On my way to try🏃🔥🔥🔥
what methods did you try, best of luck also!
I really enjoyed this video. I know how hard it is to stay clean while on probation. My defendants constantly fail with dilutes. 🤷🏾♀️
I have a question for you since your actually a P.O.
Ok, but the real question is: how did you get so pretty!? Did you just wake up like that?
Lol she's amazingly beautiful
SIMP!
Does the powdered Certo work as well? Also, if the tests are totally random and I literally have to test within half hour (I live in sober living) would I have to do this every day? I only smoke 1-2x per week. I’m about 140 lbs and exercise 3-4x per week.
Its funny how i thought at first she went to jail but if not she would of not uploaded the video lol
If i smoked a wax cart will it still work
When weed is legal in all 50 states, charges related due to weed use will be removed and any jail time spend will be compensated.
Johnathan Santoni are u fr
Or u think ?
Lucid Mizzy he’s just speculating
How do you compensate jail time ?? Won’t happen buddy
Negative.
WOOO Good job!
Thanks for making this video your doing everyone justice now that it is Legalized here and their they need to stop testing for Marijuana in All The Probation Testing
#Alabama Free State