Haha, I thought it was a joke at the expense of the two women who passed with extra tries and lowered standards, you know, so feminism can get another feather in its cap at the expense of men. Then I noticed this video is six years old. Hahaha, some Nostradamus shit, right there.
Lol. Just to clear up all the comments...Yes, I am a 5 time combat veteran and I served with 2nd Ranger Battalion. I failed AAS though, the Airsoft Assessment and Selection was way harder than I thought!! Pew, pew, pew!
“In my experience, Marines are gung ho no matter what. They will all fight to the death. Everyone of them just wants to get out there and kill. They are bad-ass, hard-charging mothers.” ― Chris Kyle, American Sniper “Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem.” ― Ronald Reagan
Lol man. I seriously appreciate you watching my videos as well as all the people that do, but every video you stir the pot! My grandfather, father, and two brothers were in the Marines. Comparing services is like comparing dicks, just because you think yours is bigger doesn't mean its better. Every service and component has its mission for a reason and we need Rangers...we need Marines...We need the fine men who fix the vehicles that bring us to the OBJ safe...So dude, relax :). 'Merica! -RLTW
Okay, that was freaking funny man. Met a PJ while I was out on the beach and showed him this video, he cracked up. I am only an AF ammo troop, but I have much love and respect to all y'all guys out there in the hole.
MBest, help me. I'm not operator enough, but my AR is already covered in attachments and my only option is to put tiny tac rails inside the trigger guard. I already have a toaster, a gps, and a pez dispenser and a carpet shampooer on it, but theres just no more room
I had a history teacher who was a Ranger, he looked like an average guy, not super muscular, completely bald but ageless. The normal guy thing went out the window as soon as you looked him in the eye. I have never seen such hard eyes in my life, he saw some shit while he was out there "playing in the mud" and there were many times he looked off into space and I wondered where he was in his head.
True true. Tbh I was surprised when figuring that out regarding the "average guy" selection. Guess I watched too much special ops movies back in the days lol
Rico85 I don't think it really matters what you look like/your build as long as you fit the job description. The military wants skilled people with the mental strength to deal with the work.
I had a history teacher who was a Gulf War vet and the only teacher I liked. I also got a 115% in his class. He was a motivation for me joining the military. IDK how he was hired by my fascist prison school full of shitty chicken fuckers. The place was designed by the guy who built San Quinton and was the basis for the Michelle Pfeifer movie "Dangerous Minds."
Best channel I have ever seen, ever. Instantly subscribed Btw, I did 6 months in the Corps before a medical discharge (my reasons are private), and I airsoft, and I laughed so hard about your comparison of them in Perception vs Reality. It's very often true and completely hilarious. Love what you're doing, man. Tons of laughs
Prior Law Enforcement sergeant, and SWAT. These videos crack me up. I literally can't stop laughing. thank all of you guys for your service. Hope you had a kickass veterans day.
Thanks for what you guys do! All the CG guys in the Persian Gulf love to watch your videos. The MET guys just left a week ago for a year long deployment. Your videos keep them entertained! Thank you thank you thank you!! ❤
This is the kind of updated information we need. When I was a kid, we learned about how to be an operator from Lilly Tomlin ("one ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingies...")
It really sucks with MEPS and their restrictions on ADHD My Great Grandfather was the general of the Royal Laotian Army, He helped US troops in the vietnam war, and fought proudly against the vietcong and the other communist factions, as well as the insurgents in laos My Grandfather was a mechanic, and a soldier under my great grandfathers command On my dads side my great uncle was a american paratrooper that was there on D-Day and survived to tell everything My father has been in the US army for over 25 years Even my british girlfriends family, most of them have served Its a tradition that Im keeping and Im not going to let my ADHD from preventing me too enlist
No offence in any possible way however communism never existed in any single country across the world as it as an impossible dream that the closest anyone ever got to was socialism. Even f**ing north korea will never have communism as they themselves are named socialists. However anyway you do have a very interesting family for everyone to serve in the armed forces it's a shame that even american intervention didn't help in Vietnam :( Atleast you guys did save South Korea though as that saved alot of lives:)
Absolutely hilarious. Don't forget that all Operators wear Crye Precision, Oakley Boots, OPSCORE helmets, shoot nothing but shorty barrels and wear only Multicam, ATACS or Kryptek, anything else screams REMF. Also if you are going to be a tactical instructor of self-proclaimed Operators be sure to do it only if you have no experience what-so-ever and teach either outdated tactics or wazoo shit to make yourself appear innovative. Finally, never forget that whatever you did in the military, no matter how long ago, was more badass than anyone else has ever accomplished in the history of killing people and that makes you an expert in everything military.
I know this video is just for entertainment but To all the military wannabes (due to all cod playing): it's not the gear, the beard, the muscles, the emblems, the macho attitude etc that makes an "operator". It's rather about stamina, running/walking extremely long distances with heavy gear and backpacks (berghaus or similar) capability of being fit for fight when it is extremely cold, when you haven't slept for a couple of days and when your whole body aches and when you are extremely unmotivated.
i have to admit the thumbnail is what got my attention, and i don't think i have herd/seen this channel before. More importantly that is a flawless woman.
Did Time in ARMY (11B3V) then went to NAVY (DIVER)(do the math what i was). I can say both Spec op Communities of ARMY and NAVY are good but one is great! GO NAVY!!! and yes your site rocks!!!! keep it going!!
Hey Matt, your videos make my day.. There is only this thing about the Cross Dressing, I am not really in this, hope you do not not mind. Is it really required to wear a skirt, lippstick and a wig to be an Operator at fort bragg? Maybe I should have a conversation with your parents about it ;-)))) Best Kay
You guys are either siblings, close friends or in a relationship. I've never seen a guy and a gal be that cool with each other unless either of the above.
I always liked working with these types. Just a regular Soldier whose military path , so to speak, would now and then intersect with an Operator(s) military path.
The only channel who's bikini thumbnail was not click bait.
Oh shit, sad thing is that is true
Because these guys and gals have integrity ... and a brilliant sense of humour ... and a "don't give a feck" attitude - love it all!
having fake tits is like click bait in reality
It was *kinda* clickbait. Nobody just puts titties in the thumbnail for no reason.
Hell yeah brother!
operators operating operationally
*operating operationifys*
masturbators masturbating masturbationally
genius
After 5 years, I got you to 666 likes. Booyah!
@@raz_hz bravo
'Bin Laden can wait! I want to look pretty!' Priceless!!!!!!!
He has to look good, they'll probably make a movie about it
I know a seal and I showed him this and he died laughing
Bin Laden can wait! i need to look pretty! * and that how we do it folks
🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
😂
Years late to the game. But I agree with everyone who has state this.... THANK YOU for not having a fake click bait bikini babe thumbnail
OK, Sara is AT LEAST a 9.5 hot, so she MUST have been at least a 7-8 on the crazy scale (Hot Crazy Matrix).
+BiffSarin I was trying to think of something to say about that smokin' hot woman, but you did it way better than me. Wow!
BiffSarin yeah she ugly
That bitch aint no trany--
@@cjshore4445 nope. Watch how to work out like an operator. At the end they snap a 2nd time
She's a solid 8 dude.
9.5s are unicorns
I'm here for ranger school!
Fucking ranger school?😂😂😂
Go ahead & get the Ranger tab tattoo before you start training.
You won't regret it.
R A N G E R | S M A S H!
Haha, I thought it was a joke at the expense of the two women who passed with extra tries and lowered standards, you know, so feminism can get another feather in its cap at the expense of men. Then I noticed this video is six years old. Hahaha, some Nostradamus shit, right there.
doughesson **gold**
Lol. Just to clear up all the comments...Yes, I am a 5 time combat veteran and I served with 2nd Ranger Battalion. I failed AAS though, the Airsoft Assessment and Selection was way harder than I thought!! Pew, pew, pew!
Rule 34 of being an Operator...NEVER waste Jameson. You're damn right that was water!! 'Merica!
7years later this is still amazing
“In my experience, Marines are gung ho no matter what. They will all fight to the death. Everyone of them just wants to get out there and kill. They are bad-ass, hard-charging mothers.”
― Chris Kyle, American Sniper
“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem.”
― Ronald Reagan
Doubt you even know what you are talking about cupcake.
defilade 106
If you say so sweetheart
+Aspiring Runner You are correct, 10 years as a Devil, and concur
+defilade 106 And those quotes were from non-Marines.
+Derek Garden FUUUCK, I was only a Devil for 4.
(1998-2002)
And I was Army for 10 (2003-2013)
Lol man. I seriously appreciate you watching my videos as well as all the people that do, but every video you stir the pot! My grandfather, father, and two brothers were in the Marines. Comparing services is like comparing dicks, just because you think yours is bigger doesn't mean its better. Every service and component has its mission for a reason and we need Rangers...we need Marines...We need the fine men who fix the vehicles that bring us to the OBJ safe...So dude, relax :). 'Merica! -RLTW
You still wasted a good portion of whiskey. Whats wrong with you habahaha greetings from PR
Don't you mean RLTMFW?
Okay, that was freaking funny man. Met a PJ while I was out on the beach and showed him this video, he cracked up. I am only an AF ammo troop, but I have much love and respect to all y'all guys out there in the hole.
How many deployments did it take to pay for dem taytays?
John A 😂😂
If you have to ask the price, you probably can't afford it.
Probably just one if you’re smart about it...so two
The guy looks like Stifler and even the music is from American Pie, perfect!
good god the gorgeous blonde was worth the click alone :D
firebladeflow that’s his wife
firebladeflow They’ve been broken up for a few years, apparently.
firebladeflow yep
Yeah but what about that Brunette in 1:37?
@MemeDaddy what’s her insta
MBest, help me. I'm not operator enough, but my AR is already covered in attachments and my only option is to put tiny tac rails inside the trigger guard. I already have a toaster, a gps, and a pez dispenser and a carpet shampooer on it, but theres just no more room
1:16- All the men watching this video went like "Ooooh YEAH."
Her name?
@@raibhansjadhavrsj6352 someone really just replied to a comment I made when I was 14
@@KillianDefaoite I’m 15
I had a history teacher who was a Ranger, he looked like an average guy, not super muscular, completely bald but ageless. The normal guy thing went out the window as soon as you looked him in the eye. I have never seen such hard eyes in my life, he saw some shit while he was out there "playing in the mud" and there were many times he looked off into space and I wondered where he was in his head.
They are pretty much looking for for the "average guy" who blends in
Fair enough. The man is damn near invisible when he makes a gillie suit anyway so it really wouldn't have mattered too much either way.
True true. Tbh I was surprised when figuring that out regarding the "average guy" selection. Guess I watched too much special ops movies back in the days lol
Rico85 I don't think it really matters what you look like/your build as long as you fit the job description. The military wants skilled people with the mental strength to deal with the work.
I had a history teacher who was a Gulf War vet and the only teacher I liked. I also got a 115% in his class. He was a motivation for me joining the military. IDK how he was hired by my fascist prison school full of shitty chicken fuckers. The place was designed by the guy who built San Quinton and was the basis for the Michelle Pfeifer movie "Dangerous Minds."
I would not have made it through this whole 3 minute video without Sara.
Why I Watched this video? Oh.. thats right... the Blondie..
Best channel I have ever seen, ever. Instantly subscribed
Btw, I did 6 months in the Corps before a medical discharge (my reasons are private), and I airsoft, and I laughed so hard about your comparison of them in Perception vs Reality. It's very often true and completely hilarious. Love what you're doing, man. Tons of laughs
Awesome job...bang on.
Prior Law Enforcement sergeant, and SWAT. These videos crack me up. I literally can't stop laughing. thank all of you guys for your service. Hope you had a kickass veterans day.
11 years later and still makes sense...
Thanks for what you guys do! All the CG guys in the Persian Gulf love to watch your videos. The MET guys just left a week ago for a year long deployment. Your videos keep them entertained! Thank you thank you thank you!! ❤
"Bin Ladin can wait, I wanna look pretty..." Holy shit, I fucking lost it on that one.
AH HA HA HA HA this video epic sauce.
" ranger smash " rips shirt.
Must love military humor
Subbed for your wife, stayed for your humor... and your wife. :Thumbs up dude:
You guys should put out a gag reel of bloopers. Love y'alls work!
You people are sick! Can't get enough of this channel.
This is the kind of updated information we need. When I was a kid, we learned about how to be an operator from Lilly Tomlin ("one ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingies...")
When she said "I'm here for ranger school", I laughed even harder than you did.
It really sucks with MEPS and their restrictions on ADHD
My Great Grandfather was the general of the Royal Laotian Army, He helped US troops in the vietnam war, and fought proudly against the vietcong and the other communist factions, as well as the insurgents in laos
My Grandfather was a mechanic, and a soldier under my great grandfathers command
On my dads side my great uncle was a american paratrooper that was there on D-Day and survived to tell everything
My father has been in the US army for over 25 years
Even my british girlfriends family, most of them have served
Its a tradition that Im keeping and Im not going to let my ADHD from preventing me too enlist
No offence in any possible way however communism never existed in any single country across the world as it as an impossible dream that the closest anyone ever got to was socialism. Even f**ing north korea will never have communism as they themselves are named socialists.
However anyway you do have a very interesting family for everyone to serve in the armed forces it's a shame that even american intervention didn't help in Vietnam :( Atleast you guys did save South Korea though as that saved alot of lives:)
***** Yeah I always get mixed up between communism and socialism, but thank you for being such a nice person
Wait wait wait.... What ADHD???!! (thats the key to joining)
***** hahahaha,Im probably just become a cop anyway, the pay is slightly better
Little Fav but no accomodation
fight for ur gun right love this channel
Dude, God bless you for adding Sarah to this video. And especially for that second finger snap near the end.
I've been watching the newer videos. What happened to the blond in this video? She's not in the new videos.
gladiusdei she probably started being a bitch
He was dating her for a while then they broke up. He's married now and his wife is pretty damn hot, too.
@@medic8377 what’s her full name
second video i watched from you guys, i'm hooked.
Absolutely hilarious. Don't forget that all Operators wear Crye Precision, Oakley Boots, OPSCORE helmets, shoot nothing but shorty barrels and wear only Multicam, ATACS or Kryptek, anything else screams REMF. Also if you are going to be a tactical instructor of self-proclaimed Operators be sure to do it only if you have no experience what-so-ever and teach either outdated tactics or wazoo shit to make yourself appear innovative. Finally, never forget that whatever you did in the military, no matter how long ago, was more badass than anyone else has ever accomplished in the history of killing people and that makes you an expert in everything military.
this is byfar coolest channel I ve ever seen man
What an awesome video, that whole snap thing is awesome. Why does it not work for me and wife?
I know this video is just for entertainment but To all the military wannabes (due to all cod playing):
it's not the gear, the beard, the muscles, the emblems, the macho attitude etc that makes an "operator".
It's rather about stamina, running/walking extremely long distances with heavy gear and backpacks (berghaus or similar) capability of being fit for fight when it is extremely cold, when you haven't slept for a couple of days and when your whole body aches and when you are extremely unmotivated.
Anton H Fucking Boot
It’s actually about the money $$$$ and the hot chicks and you get to shoot back without asking for permission first
Oh and the money $$$$$
145 rangers and/or 82nd snipers watched this video.
1:00 that must of burned his eyes like hell.
Of course not
He’s an operator
Matt, if it wasn't for Sarah...you would just be another one of us goofy vets. Love your videos. Love that M4+ w/ass-s-or-ees.
I don't know why but military related people and veterans have a unique and funny sense of humor reminds me of older veterans I was around as a kid
2:39 oper-raper?
lol
Of course we enjoyed the video. Thanks bro, and miss. 💪🇺🇸
"for the guys" was my favorite part
This is the best channel I've ever come across!
Oh my god are these videos goddamn hysterical. "I shit everywhere, but- whatever."
stiffler ??
"For the guys!" I like that motto.
So.. whats Sarah's insta? For research purposes ofcourse xD
We really don’t know
Sksara1
0:46
Easy fix, I always tape a handgun to each of my magazines so every time I reload I also get a new fully loaded pistol
Love your videos...
My wife just alerted me that I haven't slept in 54 hour.. I'm going to try to sleep.
Thank you for serving ! 🤠🇺🇸💕
Yep bro...we do need more Sarah. Yes.
You just earned yourself a sub
So glad that was just water coming out of that Jamesons bottle. God, what a waste...
God I was thinking the same thing! Had to rewind to double check.
Most OG videos of all time
i have to admit the thumbnail is what got my attention, and i don't think i have herd/seen this channel before. More importantly that is a flawless woman.
LMAO - Fantastic vid guys - I havent laughed so much in ages!!!!!! Do more !! lol
I’m fairly sure Matt can grow a beard on command
I'm sure it was just water, but I fucking died anyway.
Mat your videos crack me up. I can be in a funk and they help without fail. Thanks for that and some damn good coffee.
You guys have the funniest videos on UA-cam, hands down. Keep up the great work!
Bikini snap!
The PJ one has me dieing. "I wanna kill someone!"
bro do you even army?
1:06
**USSR Intensifies**
Came back 9 years later and it's STILL HILARIOUS! !!! #Coltwasneverhere
Thanks Sarah
Anyone else think that “an operator” was referring to a telephone operator?
2:27
FOR THE BOYSSS!!!!!
thank u 4 the snap
That original single stack S&W is beautiful
Sara, as an official YNPD Traffic Controller I like to remind you that in the state of Texas U TURNS allowed....
This channel is fuckin hilarious
the real question: is the mega hot female partner awarded along with the long tab?
Holy shit is that your girlfriend..?
Clark Kent
She is no longer in his videos.
@@TexasLonghornRanch y
Mat, you're videos kill me, brother.
You are the first english youtuber i like
HOLY CRAP U GREW A BEARD IN OPERATOR TIME!
That Sara should be in every video!! 😜👍
What happened to Sara? EX?
Is that your version of "Water- boarding? With Jameson? 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👊🏼🇺🇸👍🏼🥓
Did Time in ARMY (11B3V) then went to NAVY (DIVER)(do the math what i was). I can say both Spec op Communities of ARMY and NAVY are good but one is great! GO NAVY!!! and yes your site rocks!!!! keep it going!!
Hey Matt, your videos make my day.. There is only this thing about the Cross Dressing, I am not really in this, hope you do not not mind.
Is it really required to wear a skirt, lippstick and a wig to be an Operator at fort bragg?
Maybe I should have a conversation with your parents about it
;-))))
Best
Kay
Who else watching in 2019, I love u guys but 2013 was a cringey time
You guys are either siblings, close friends or in a relationship. I've never seen a guy and a gal be that cool with each other unless either of the above.
I for one dont like hanging out with my sister while shes in a bikini!
Lonewolf6565
i do
So what you're saying is they know each other. Thank you detective
Or she is being paid thousands of dollars for a 5 minute video
all of the above.
I always liked working with these types. Just a regular Soldier whose military path , so to speak, would now and then intersect with an Operator(s) military path.
I love your book
I'm in tears LMFAO!
I miss Sarah
I think Matt and Sarah need to get back together. There. I said it.
Keep making those videos Matt.
Holy smokes...perfection in this video
Sara is better
The chick in the bikini was the oonly part i liked about this video
LOLOL
Pretty damn hilarious. Also, girl is smoking... seriously.
Good shit man. Keep’em coming!
2019..
I cant believe this came out 6 years ago