Spongebob roast compilation

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @minigiraffe2594
    @minigiraffe2594  2 роки тому +705

    That was a good one actually as well

  • @ungalunga2951
    @ungalunga2951 5 років тому +5929

    0:00
    “Let me guess tiny, a small salad?”
    Why is nobody talking about it, it’s by far one of the best roasts

    • @bria.m1307
      @bria.m1307 5 років тому +113

      CactusBanana Excatly that's what I was thinking

    • @thejew1789
      @thejew1789 5 років тому +102

      It's probably the best one lmao

    • @hildahilda9468
      @hildahilda9468 5 років тому +15

      The best one is the stupid star one

    • @bradunderachiever158
      @bradunderachiever158 5 років тому +1

      CactusBanana I know right

    • @Snd-ie3mk
      @Snd-ie3mk 5 років тому +21

      We serve food here sir!

  • @lalacoco3855
    @lalacoco3855 6 років тому +1282

    "Take that pile of filth out"
    "You shouldn't talk about Squidward like that" 😂😂

  • @pzkitty6783
    @pzkitty6783 5 років тому +6309

    The “OOOOHHH” clip is only really effective when used once

  • @danielsdimension2003
    @danielsdimension2003 5 років тому +974

    The part where Plankton roasts that entire family is my favorite one lmao 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @thesovietkevin7275
      @thesovietkevin7275 5 років тому +2

      laugh laugh box box

    • @rartros717
      @rartros717 5 років тому +1

      Yeah me to wkwkwk

    • @malcolmlampkin9773
      @malcolmlampkin9773 5 років тому +9

      Somebody should put you in a box floating down the river grandma 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 planton got joked on the holl family

    • @joshbutton6787
      @joshbutton6787 4 роки тому +1

      Same bro

    • @gregyoung4318
      @gregyoung4318 4 роки тому +1

      the gramma one is mine

  • @carriemcgregor4287
    @carriemcgregor4287 5 років тому +702

    *"Someone should put u in a box floating down the river GRANDMA"* XD

  • @mariamcoulibaly5429
    @mariamcoulibaly5429 5 років тому +5697

    “Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!” Lmao 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @eldordio
    @eldordio 5 років тому +1072

    Spongebob: "Jeez squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said."
    Squidward: "...."

    • @etduht6323
      @etduht6323 5 років тому +18

      I am the one

    • @itzshana_louise6559
      @itzshana_louise6559 5 років тому +5

      Thats how i roasted my friend LOL

    • @AnguishedMan
      @AnguishedMan 5 років тому

      *_G A Y_*

    • @ls-wf5di
      @ls-wf5di 5 років тому +5

      *_OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_*

    • @theshadowworld2239
      @theshadowworld2239 10 місяців тому

      Oh, that was a foul.

  • @zarc4d
    @zarc4d 5 років тому +419

    I dont think the "sandy is a girl?" is roast,its more of patrick being stupid

    • @yourboyphoenix3217
      @yourboyphoenix3217 5 років тому +75

      Accidental roasts are the best

    • @euniceong595
      @euniceong595 5 років тому +38

      Yeah it seemed like he was genuinely confused

    • @user-uv5ij4zv1i
      @user-uv5ij4zv1i 2 місяці тому +4

      How did Patrick not know that, NOT a roast, just being stupid as always!

    • @sougotokiwa8439
      @sougotokiwa8439 6 днів тому

      ​@@user-uv5ij4zv1ito be fair, he flew into stupid town.

  • @magsacat
    @magsacat 6 років тому +610

    *Squidward roasts - 3*
    *Patrick Roasts - 3*
    *Spongebob roasts - 5*
    *Sandy roasts -1*
    *Krabs roasts - 1*
    *Miss Puff - 1*
    *Plankton - 4*
    *Fish - 1*
    *squidwards mother - 1*

    • @tzootzoo802
      @tzootzoo802 6 років тому +27

      u planted grass?

    • @MarsPlaysMusic
      @MarsPlaysMusic 6 років тому +19

      Spongebob squarepants series entirely-
      *OVER NINE - THOUUUSSASNNDDD*

    • @jesseybarra3408
      @jesseybarra3408 6 років тому +5

      I am going to KERMIT suicide

    • @JuicyPizza84
      @JuicyPizza84 6 років тому +2

      You forgot Squidward's mother

    • @phyllisboone4850
      @phyllisboone4850 6 років тому

      Andrei Tutuian GRASS!?!?!

  • @Venom-yh7vb
    @Venom-yh7vb 6 років тому +202

    I never noticed how savage this shows was when I was 5 lol

  • @overseas7270
    @overseas7270 6 років тому +637

    *“Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!!”*
    😂😂😂

    • @Nataly-lk9yj
      @Nataly-lk9yj 6 років тому +19

      Kitty Kat that was brutal 😂😂😂

    • @BenjaminGoodman
      @BenjaminGoodman 6 років тому +12

      You're probably right 😔

    • @camcamcarter4741
      @camcamcarter4741 6 років тому +7

      EdgyJapaneseGirl that was good and funny😂😂😀

    • @aisadal2521
      @aisadal2521 6 років тому +4

      EdgyJapaneseGirl I remember that after all these years 😂 it made me laugh so hard when I heard that as a kid

    • @camcamcarter4741
      @camcamcarter4741 6 років тому +5

      Twisting Dervole Im 15 and it still makes me laugh till this day😂

  • @Jayjay-vi9jk
    @Jayjay-vi9jk 5 років тому +2876

    Really wish he didn’t have the OOOOOOH after every one gets annoying

  • @mrmagicianpotato0193
    @mrmagicianpotato0193 5 років тому +710

    Plankton is so savage he roasted a whole family

  • @snapcracklepop4623
    @snapcracklepop4623 6 років тому +513

    Spongebob is like the innocent one in your class that gives good comebacks without knowing

  • @leviakuman8239
    @leviakuman8239 5 років тому +641

    Plankton: Look around you Krabs.
    Mr.Krabs: *YoUpLaNtEdGrAsS?*

  • @antonioricci5465
    @antonioricci5465 5 років тому +579

    “I wish I lived there.”
    “Really?”
    “NO.”

  • @emaceo5684
    @emaceo5684 6 років тому +699

    L e t t M e G u e s s T i n y A S m a l l S a l a d ?...

    • @berrinom3068
      @berrinom3068 6 років тому +3

      @emaceo Let* Guess*

    • @cjm-te4ee
      @cjm-te4ee 6 років тому +3

      @@berrinom3068 Go away smelly.

    • @Tropx-k7w
      @Tropx-k7w 6 років тому +7

      @@berrinom3068 Hey autocorrect did you know the thing you need to correct is your life

    • @Yeet-rn6jt
      @Yeet-rn6jt 6 років тому +1

      A fellow bikini bottom person

    • @squaller9254
      @squaller9254 6 років тому +1

      i worship your profile pic

  • @jadaking9133
    @jadaking9133 6 років тому +1594

    Patrick : *_Who cares about a stupid star?_*
    Sponge : *_It looks like you would care A LOT of stupid stars, considering YOU ARE ONE!_*

  • @alexismaldonado6396
    @alexismaldonado6396 6 років тому +578

    "TAKE THAT PILE OF FILTH OUT!" SpongeBob: "U shouldn't talk about Squidward like that"
    *fandom pulls out a ton of airhorns*

  • @vannypup
    @vannypup 5 років тому +2027

    3:25 That's probably the most screwed up but also one of the funniest jokes in Spongebob history💀😂

  • @SuperMasterGamer2000
    @SuperMasterGamer2000 6 років тому +805

    i think deep inside spongebob he knows exacly what he's saying :)

  • @morgan_depo
    @morgan_depo 6 років тому +641

    "That is the stupidest dance move I've ever seen "
    "Phsssh who put you on the planet"

    • @Tia-xx9hn
      @Tia-xx9hn 6 років тому +8

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    • @mayagallegos7850
      @mayagallegos7850 6 років тому +2

      Morgan DePottey lol

    • @jn-nf4mu
      @jn-nf4mu 6 років тому +2

      Oooooooo

    • @Sepia_formal
      @Sepia_formal 6 років тому +4

      Put that pile of fifth out
      "Geez mr krabs don't talk about squidward like that"

    • @charlesmason2909
      @charlesmason2909 6 років тому +4

      I wish I lived there
      Really?!?!
      No XD

  • @AntagonistBro123
    @AntagonistBro123 8 місяців тому +15

    "Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player"
    Squidward was a low budget clarinet player 🔥🔥💀💀

  • @Naomi-vc8ke
    @Naomi-vc8ke 5 років тому +724

    “We serve food here, sir!”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @lol0ajo
      @lol0ajo 5 років тому +4

      Naomi Wolfe OHHHHHHH

    • @ryanthesetter
      @ryanthesetter 5 років тому +3

      This had me decreased

    • @Naomi-vc8ke
      @Naomi-vc8ke 5 років тому

      Ryan Robinson Lol 😂

    • @eu4hria
      @eu4hria 5 років тому

      we serve food here, not garbage bags

    • @JoLizMoSo
      @JoLizMoSo 5 років тому

      POOOOOOOOOOOOOH

  • @waynereid6933
    @waynereid6933 6 років тому +315

    1:14
    Krabs: Take that pile of filth out
    Spongebob: "You shouldn't talk about Squidward like that.
    *OOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooHHHHH*

    • @_taxi.cabb_3710
      @_taxi.cabb_3710 6 років тому +7

      That's my favorite roast!😂

    • @TailsTracker
      @TailsTracker 6 років тому +2

      This one is hilarious. Straight up SAVAGE

    • @epicty3607
      @epicty3607 5 років тому

      He got roasted harder than last night's pot roast

  • @mattgerrish908
    @mattgerrish908 5 років тому +1080

    3:05 If only Plankton roasted his food the way he roasted that family, he wouldn't even need the secret formula!

  • @gregalmonte8
    @gregalmonte8 5 років тому +248

    “Let me guess a small salad”
    legend

  • @JJ-ie6gp
    @JJ-ie6gp 6 років тому +568

    "Take that pile of filfh out"
    "You shouldn't talk about squidward like that"😂😂😂😂
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😂

  • @WolfPlayz-cy6dp
    @WolfPlayz-cy6dp 5 років тому +873

    I never realized SpongeBob SquarePants features so much savagery
    Edit: thanks for all the likes! Never had this much before! I can barely get 10 :D

    • @Chefgaming4
      @Chefgaming4 5 років тому +6

      K

    • @Just_Gaming
      @Just_Gaming 5 років тому +5

      @@Chefgaming4 Savage

    • @Chefgaming4
      @Chefgaming4 5 років тому +4

      @@Just_Gaming you talking to me? Then if yes thx

    • @Just_Gaming
      @Just_Gaming 5 років тому +5

      @@Chefgaming4 yes I am

    • @koopspook
      @koopspook 5 років тому +3

      hey pal, you just blow in from Stupid Town?

  • @desireecorner
    @desireecorner 5 років тому +2481

    Squidward: That is the stupidest dance move I’ve ever seen
    Spongebob: who put you on the planet
    *By far is one of his best roast* 😂😭

    • @ziqcu
      @ziqcu 5 років тому +85

      I liked 1:21 😂😂

    • @J5ON
      @J5ON 5 років тому +58

      The people that went "ohh" kinda ruins it

    • @karmasworld9699
      @karmasworld9699 5 років тому +31

      Desiree xYoongi ill give u a free replay oof 1:02

    • @desireecorner
      @desireecorner 5 років тому +4

      Cøøkie Nya lol thanks you’re so kind🙏🏾

    • @CocoTaveras8975
      @CocoTaveras8975 5 років тому +2

      RandomGamingxd So true

  • @perf301
    @perf301 5 років тому +136

    14k of plankton's army disliked this
    Or should I say...
    GRASS

  • @akrammohammedi5347
    @akrammohammedi5347 5 років тому +480

    what about the very first line
    "let me guess tiny, a small salad?"
    that's pure sarcasm

  • @thovore6
    @thovore6 5 років тому +1008

    “Gee squidword maybe Santa will give me a dictionary for Christmas so I understand what you just said” ~ SpongeBob 1:35

    • @cbgplays1777
      @cbgplays1777 5 років тому +9

      I dont even understand what squidward was saything tho

    • @fizziedarling
      @fizziedarling 5 років тому +16

      ClueBlue
      “My wish is that people of bikini bottom would stop paying any attention to the imane dribble that is constantly screaming out of this Dunder heads mouth!”

    • @beanie9040
      @beanie9040 5 років тому +7

      The best moment out of the whole video 😂😂😂

    • @successaruah9109
      @successaruah9109 5 років тому +7

      Someone call the ambulance someone just got seriously burned

    • @fizziedarling
      @fizziedarling 5 років тому

      Success Aruah I’d say Boi but..
      I’m honestly speechless and I just wanted a reason to reply back :P

  • @yeeyee7961
    @yeeyee7961 5 років тому +464

    Neptune's Preserver!?
    How long can she stay like that?
    I don't know
    *Sandy's a girl*

  • @WillItTattoo
    @WillItTattoo 5 років тому +2021

    The Ooooh meme isnt even a meme anymore. Too overused in this video.. Anyone agree with me?

  • @LegendOfCourse
    @LegendOfCourse 5 років тому +559

    “We serve food here sir” LOL MADE MY DAY

    • @LicoriceLover
      @LicoriceLover 5 років тому +2

      LegendOfCourse NO THIS IS PATRICK!

    • @samuelsujuno375
      @samuelsujuno375 5 років тому +1

      i would leave a like, but you have attained 420.

    • @3gachasakura317
      @3gachasakura317 5 років тому +1

      It’s “sell”?

    • @LegendOfCourse
      @LegendOfCourse 5 років тому

      :3 Gacha Sakura :3 no its serve

    • @mintyboi
      @mintyboi 5 років тому

      560 likes an oddly specific like amount

  • @ksubswithnovids-vj7rk
    @ksubswithnovids-vj7rk 5 років тому +1504

    Mr crabs:Put that filth in the garbage
    Spongebob:HUUH YOU SHOULDENT TALK TO SQWIDWIRD LIKE THAT!
    Me:LOL I don’t even know how to spell

    • @SpectorsKuei
      @SpectorsKuei 5 років тому +1

      Sworder 2.O That one was so funny 😂

    • @DarkDoesArt
      @DarkDoesArt 5 років тому

      Well what Mr. Crabs said was true.

    • @youngsoundp
      @youngsoundp 5 років тому +7

      *Krabs *shouldn’t *Squidward

    • @cool_cat1225
      @cool_cat1225 5 років тому

      B

    • @Inhalingtoxins
      @Inhalingtoxins 5 років тому

      @@youngsoundp It doesn't matter bc this is the internet

  • @annpatterson1352
    @annpatterson1352 6 років тому +779

    Plankton just roasted 4 people in a row😎😎😎😎😎😎

    • @zayap8293
      @zayap8293 6 років тому +9

      Ayeeeeee

    • @zayap8293
      @zayap8293 6 років тому +21

      That was savage right lol 😂

    • @HH-co2gv
      @HH-co2gv 6 років тому +13

      Ann Patterson IKR?! Grandma got issues now, she the one who needs a mental hospital now!

    • @aftarfadilah
      @aftarfadilah 6 років тому +32

      No, Plankton just roasted the whole family right there

    • @xumiez
      @xumiez 6 років тому +1

      Ann Patterson ikr

  • @erenjager1155
    @erenjager1155 5 років тому +30

    3:26 *"Someone should put you in a BOX floating down the RIVER GRANDMAHH"*
    That screaming makes it hilarious xDD

  • @jakeboynton
    @jakeboynton 6 років тому +16242

    So I’m the only one annoyed by the clip played after every one

  • @ugp0978
    @ugp0978 6 років тому +274

    Bro the small salad joke should have counted as a roast.

    • @bluekatriel
      @bluekatriel 6 років тому +2

      So true

    • @adrian5866
      @adrian5866 6 років тому +2

      And the fact that squidward said they serve food even though he's known for absolutely hating krabby patties.

    • @bluekatriel
      @bluekatriel 6 років тому

      @@adrian5866 dude i dont wanna be rude but he's knews ????

    • @adrian5866
      @adrian5866 6 років тому +1

      @@bluekatriel The salad thing by itself is a roast, which is what he was referring to and I was just bringing it up that in the other episodes he really projects that and that adds insult in injury. And if they did there's bound to be people who didn't anyways.

    • @bluekatriel
      @bluekatriel 6 років тому

      @@adrian5866 thx for that dude sorry if i offended you btw 😐

  • @vegetaturningsupersaiyanye477
    @vegetaturningsupersaiyanye477 6 років тому +3095

    Oh that was a foul tell that to your momma sqwidward OHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @ltk_xv72
    @ltk_xv72 5 років тому +37

    “We serve food here sir” *-Gordon Ramsey, 2019*

  • @manuelrogoz5531
    @manuelrogoz5531 5 років тому +591

    "Hey pal, you just blew in from stupid town?" 🔥😂
    That is the best one for me haha 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

    • @Moonfrosty
      @Moonfrosty 5 років тому +1

      Manuel Rogoz
      It says “flew”

    • @dominiquemiller6410
      @dominiquemiller6410 5 років тому +1

      me too I think it was lol

    • @deezknots3364
      @deezknots3364 5 років тому +3

      •*NekoKittyYT Roblox Gameplay*• says blow but ok

    • @DeepmedZ
      @DeepmedZ 5 років тому +1

      The delivery on that one was on point!

    • @lianasoares8052
      @lianasoares8052 5 років тому +1

      Manuel Rogoz, right? 😅😂🤣😆

  • @tylermaxen8266
    @tylermaxen8266 5 років тому +196

    Yes plankton with the triple roast
    LMAO he roasted that family one by one

  • @aprilrex1622
    @aprilrex1622 5 років тому +577

    Mr:krabs: You in what army
    Plankton: Look around krabs
    Mr.krabs: What you planted grass?

  • @xisthegoat9577
    @xisthegoat9577 6 років тому +781

    Is this da krusty crab
    No this is patrick

  • @peacemaker5181
    @peacemaker5181 5 років тому +1651

    Rip spongebob creator we will miss you
    😢💔🍃😭

    • @lukjess17oreo67
      @lukjess17oreo67 5 років тому +10

      😥😥😥 I hope that make new episode

    • @albantozaj1723
      @albantozaj1723 5 років тому +4

      ? Wrong vid

    • @DacDaMan710
      @DacDaMan710 5 років тому +22

      Yeah we'll never know the secret formula now.

    • @kpwasfurname7805
      @kpwasfurname7805 5 років тому +5

      ItzEnder Animates without the creator the new episodes suck

    • @horrordestroyedsans5953
      @horrordestroyedsans5953 5 років тому +3

      God when the SpongeBob creator when he died: 3:37 ((I'm sorry))

  • @katebreeding3695
    @katebreeding3695 5 років тому +886

    “That was a foul!”
    “TELL IT TO YO MAMA SQUIDWARD”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NewYorkMets978
      @NewYorkMets978 5 років тому

      Kate Breeding what episode is this? Anyone know?

    • @katebreeding3695
      @katebreeding3695 5 років тому

      Bobby Moore sorry I don’t know

    • @NewYorkMets978
      @NewYorkMets978 5 років тому

      Kate Breeding its ok!

    • @chartemant
      @chartemant 5 років тому +2

      Bobby Moore it’s new

    • @Hermit__
      @Hermit__ 5 років тому

      @@NewYorkMets978 it's in sportz?

  • @slammaster941
    @slammaster941 5 років тому +17

    “Gee Patrick, it seems like you’d care a lot about stupid stars, considering you are one”

  • @softtwillow2341
    @softtwillow2341 6 років тому +370

    Old sponge bob episodes can be better then the new ones

    • @realnn_8512
      @realnn_8512 6 років тому +3

      Starfire Starfire “I heard better come backs from a turkey sandwich”

    • @oliveraanastasov682
      @oliveraanastasov682 6 років тому +2

      I agree with starfire starfire the old ones are a bit better

    • @laflamezzz7120
      @laflamezzz7120 6 років тому +6

      True spongebob is ass now

    • @aashleyyr7151
      @aashleyyr7151 6 років тому +1

      6 GOD it really is

    • @ju1cyp1neapple
      @ju1cyp1neapple 6 років тому +1

      I agree, spongebob isn’t even trying anymore.

  • @bfxrex6711
    @bfxrex6711 6 років тому +742

    “Sandy is a girl?”

  • @Naomi-vc8ke
    @Naomi-vc8ke 5 років тому +382

    “6”
    “Oooooh-“
    “Hundred.”
    Dead 💀😂

  • @jacksonkid
    @jacksonkid 5 років тому +12

    Squidward:THAT WAS A FOUL!
    Sandy:Tell that to you mama!
    😭😂😭😂😆🤣

  • @danielpenalo1601
    @danielpenalo1601 6 років тому +3019

    RIP Stephen Hillengberg can we get an F in the chat?

  • @oreo18
    @oreo18 5 років тому +493

    "Geez Squidward maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said"
    I died XD

    • @Scalladosis1234
      @Scalladosis1234 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @yingpan2216
      @yingpan2216 4 роки тому +1

      I thought it was Sandy but I guess you’re right..

    • @yingpan2216
      @yingpan2216 4 роки тому

      2 people said “same” 🤣

    • @lizallison1648
      @lizallison1648 6 місяців тому

      Maybe Santa will get me a dictionary so that I can understand what you just said yingpan2216

  • @briansherrod1916
    @briansherrod1916 5 років тому +423

    The fact that as an adult I’m still cracking up! 😂

  • @JavierlikesKoenigsegg
    @JavierlikesKoenigsegg 2 місяці тому +6

    1:21 was the best I keep on replaying it for 2.6 Sextillion times

  • @editmaker5855
    @editmaker5855 5 років тому +662

    Sandy’s a girl
    Literally people when they show me

    • @saleonnn
      @saleonnn 5 років тому +3

      Nagisa x Karma I am a girl ;)))

    • @saleonnn
      @saleonnn 5 років тому +1

      Neko chan UWU

    • @saleonnn
      @saleonnn 5 років тому +1

      Neko chan ALSO MY NAME IS SANDY

    • @editmaker5855
      @editmaker5855 5 років тому +1

      Kanoroki Akabane I just noticed your username too 🖤🖤👌🏻

    • @saleonnn
      @saleonnn 5 років тому

      Neko chan I know uwu

  • @rockets1671
    @rockets1671 6 років тому +1626

    0:02 Bubble Bass Roasted by Squidward
    0:21 Spongebob Roasted by Patrick
    0:31 Sandy Roasted by Patrick
    0:51 Squidward roasted by Plankton's Spongebob robot.
    1:01 Squidward attempts to roast Sponegbob but backfires
    1:13 Squidward is roasted again by Spongebob unintentionally
    1:20 Poor Squidward is roasted again by Spongebob. [3 Combo]
    1:41 Squidward is roasted by Sandy...
    1:49 and his mom. [6 KO humiliation- Squidward]
    1:52 Patrick is roasted by Spongebob.
    2:03 Squidward is roasted by Random Squid.
    2:10 Plankton is roasted by Mr. Krabs
    2:27 Sandy is roasted by Squidward
    2:38 Spongebob is roasted by Mrs. Puff
    2:55 Patrick is roasted by civilian fish.
    3:01 Entire family is roasted by Plankton. [3 Combo - Plankton]
    3:37 Patrick is roasted by Spongebob.
    3:46 Texas is roasted by Patrick
    3:58 End
    AND THE RESULTS..> 3 pts for roast, -1 pt for roasted
    Final Score Roasts Got Roasted Score
    1 Plankton 5 1 14pts
    2 Spongebob 5 2 13pts
    3 Patrick 3 3 6pts
    T4 Random Squid 1 0 3pts
    T4 Mr. Krabs 1 0 3pts
    T4 Civilian Fish 1 0 3pts
    T4 Squidward's Mom 1 0 3pts
    T4 Mrs. Puff 1 0 3pts
    9 Squidward 3 7 2pts
    10 Sandy 1 2 1pt
    T11 Texas 0 1 -1pts (RIP TEXAS)
    T11 Bubble Bass 0 1 -1pts
    13 Family 0 3
    -3pts
    I oversimplified this video :3
    Edit: Thanks for 1.7k+ Likes

    • @fornax5798
      @fornax5798 6 років тому +8

      First to reply

    • @geraltofrivia1599
      @geraltofrivia1599 6 років тому +40

      You have to much time on your hands with that being said wanna play gwent

    • @fornax5798
      @fornax5798 6 років тому +3

      @@geraltofrivia1599 ?

    • @rockets1671
      @rockets1671 6 років тому +6

      Addition to that: Black people react video 18-0

    • @iiepicdude5739
      @iiepicdude5739 6 років тому +2

      Timline😀

  • @haileyhopkins1252
    @haileyhopkins1252 6 років тому +451

    “i’ve heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich. get a life” LMAO

  • @adrianarios7459
    @adrianarios7459 5 років тому +98

    Spongebob:"Who put you on the planet"
    Me:god

    • @markgraffius667
      @markgraffius667 5 років тому +1

      Joe

    • @galaxy_apollo13
      @galaxy_apollo13 4 роки тому +1

      No ur atoms were always on earth since the formation of the planet

    • @Fjørd_3
      @Fjørd_3 4 місяці тому

      ​Keep your atheist beliefs to yourself. Aint no one gon' give a damn@@galaxy_apollo13

    • @AquariusLeviathanProphecy
      @AquariusLeviathanProphecy 18 днів тому +1

      Actually ya mom did

  • @djtheawkwardderpperson6351
    @djtheawkwardderpperson6351 6 років тому +322

    RIP
    Stephan Hillburg
    August 21 1961- November 26 2018
    Age 56
    My childhood, and alot of others..
    Rest in peace :(

    • @Jun.Suzuki
      @Jun.Suzuki 6 років тому +4

      You idiot you spelled Stephen wrong

    • @Jun.Suzuki
      @Jun.Suzuki 6 років тому +3

      Also you got it wrong he was 57

    • @fluffyunicorn8453
      @fluffyunicorn8453 6 років тому +1

      DJ TheDerpehFairy omg he died on my bday?!?!?!?!?!😭😭😭😭

    • @nothingcount5401
      @nothingcount5401 6 років тому

      7 ITS 7777777777777 GLITCH

    • @rosymika5666
      @rosymika5666 6 років тому

      Why did he have to die on my birthday (November 26) 😢😢😢

  • @ClutchDre__
    @ClutchDre__ 5 років тому +83

    “Someone should put you in a box floating down the river GRANDMA” 💀

    • @lukjess17oreo67
      @lukjess17oreo67 5 років тому +3

      I bet if this wasn't a "Kid" show this is what would happen
      "Someone should put you in a grave GRANDMA"

  • @michaeldrake7775
    @michaeldrake7775 5 років тому +619

    "That is the stupidest dance move."
    "Uh who put you on this planet" , the best one in the video!
    thanks for the lots of likes! This is the most I've gotten!

    • @juliaqadan6111
      @juliaqadan6111 5 років тому

      BOOM 💥

    • @lol0ajo
      @lol0ajo 5 років тому

      Michael Drake OHHHHHHH

    • @dark_regent2401
      @dark_regent2401 5 років тому

      I love the part when spongebob makes that face at the end

  • @jdddff
    @jdddff 4 роки тому +4

    *_“Someone outta put you in a box floatin' down the river grandma.”_*
    *_“sandy's a girl?”_*
    *_“gee squidward, maybe santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.”_*

  • @nxzumis
    @nxzumis 6 років тому +227

    I like how Plankton racked up all three of his roasts in less than 10 seconds in one scene

    • @nxzumis
      @nxzumis 6 років тому +2

      @@EvellAkuma no, he RACKED up all 3 points at once

    • @nxzumis
      @nxzumis 6 років тому

      @@EvellAkuma Lol its all good

    • @nxzumis
      @nxzumis 6 років тому

      @@EvellAkuma you too :)

  • @bonniethebunny526
    @bonniethebunny526 5 років тому +459

    Plankan: what army, WHAT ARMY?? LOOK AROUND U KRABS!!
    Mr.Crabs: You planted grass?
    Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

  • @francescolon441
    @francescolon441 6 років тому +150

    "you planted grass?"😂🌱🌱

  • @ARedMagicMarker
    @ARedMagicMarker 5 років тому +6

    The "we serve food here, sir" is what made me like this show finally as a kid (I didn't like it before.) XD

  • @Ethan-tg9mq
    @Ethan-tg9mq 6 років тому +829

    3:02 plankton just roasted an entire family

    • @the1hourmusicnerd127
      @the1hourmusicnerd127 6 років тому +7

      YA SUN SMEL LIEK BUUGRS

    • @cosmo_shell
      @cosmo_shell 6 років тому +4

      Did u know the dude who voiced plankton also voices Filbert from rockos modern life, Larry the lobster and Edward from camp lazlo

    • @comedycenterpro21
      @comedycenterpro21 6 років тому +4

      Plankton is roast king yo
      #roastteamplankton

    • @michaelpomales8021
      @michaelpomales8021 6 років тому +6

      He doesn’t need the formula to roast up all those burgers

    • @Ramdom-cu7ez
      @Ramdom-cu7ez 6 років тому +2

      Yep

  • @mary-xs7fu
    @mary-xs7fu 5 років тому +407

    Sandy: I’ll show y’all I don’t need this suit and I don’t need this helmet neither!
    Patrick: Sandy’s a Girl?
    Lmao

    • @AyNakoMitsuo
      @AyNakoMitsuo 5 років тому +2

      Do we have to wear pickle jars

    • @mary-xs7fu
      @mary-xs7fu 5 років тому +1

      Mitsuo Kudo of course!

    • @hattiegregory1133
      @hattiegregory1133 5 років тому +1

      Why do you say that on a SpongeBob roast video? 😂

    • @summersanders54
      @summersanders54 5 років тому

      Looool

    • @johnjohnson392
      @johnjohnson392 5 років тому

      @@hotparrot5080 Caught someone who can't effectively use zig-zag caps

  • @Saint_Laurent1
    @Saint_Laurent1 6 років тому +272

    "I wish i lived there”
    "Really ?”
    "noooo” Lol

  • @cristianmunoz2480
    @cristianmunoz2480 5 років тому +13

    The "ohhhh" after every clip made it unenjoyable

  • @mrice6742
    @mrice6742 5 років тому +714

    2:10
    Krabs: You and what army
    Plankton: look around Krabs
    Krabs: You planted grass?
    Best roast ever!!🔥🔥🤣

  • @bvnny1379
    @bvnny1379 5 років тому +109

    "SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA!"
    *Wow,* *Plankton* *is* *savage*

    • @xiupingliu7343
      @xiupingliu7343 5 років тому +2

      I don't get it, can someone explain to me?

    • @bvnny1379
      @bvnny1379 5 років тому +3

      @@xiupingliu7343 when fishes die, they float in the water so sense the fish was so old, he said that she should be floating down the river.

    • @sherijohnson7833
      @sherijohnson7833 5 років тому

      No his grandma just doesn't love him ;-; I'm mean

    • @accessdeniedyt6912
      @accessdeniedyt6912 5 років тому

      tf

  • @Coolinfrfr
    @Coolinfrfr 5 років тому +583

    SpongeBob: So How U Like It?
    Patrick: I Wish I lived there
    Spongebob: Really?!
    Patrick:No
    Audience: OOOOOOOOOH

    • @sheldonplankton4713
      @sheldonplankton4713 5 років тому +7

      *Sparkle ✨*
      Patrick: We're done!
      Spongebob: Yea-hea!
      Spongebob: So, what do you think?
      Patrick: (I) wish I lived there!
      Spongebob: Really?
      Patrick: *N O E*
      Spongebob: *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU...*
      Patrick: *N A N I?!*

    • @xoxo8271
      @xoxo8271 5 років тому +2

      Sonia Chavera 🤣

    • @sheldonplankton4713
      @sheldonplankton4713 5 років тому +2

      @@xoxo8271 +v+

    • @xoxo8271
      @xoxo8271 5 років тому +2

      Sheldon Plankton
      Translation:
      *You were already Dead*
      *W H A T?!*

    • @sheldonplankton4713
      @sheldonplankton4713 5 років тому +1

      @@HooveyBoi (I was planning to chage my name but this was for a plankton roast)

  • @breasilver3780
    @breasilver3780 Рік тому +8

    "Sandy's a girl?" 0:47
    *in loving memory of patrick star. cause of death: strangled by sandy*

  • @mackadoodless
    @mackadoodless 6 років тому +1142

    *Mr. Krabs:* Ah, you and what army, bug?
    *Plankton:* What army? What army? Look around you, Krabs!
    *Mr. Krabs:* You planted grass?
    *Plankton:* Grass?!
    *{proceeds to laugh with a horse face}*

  • @daydreaminie2683
    @daydreaminie2683 5 років тому +3590

    " *geez Squidward, maybe santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said* "
    Edit: guys, I know that I copied what SpongeBob said, I just liked what SpongeBob said. So don't say *"oMg yOu lItErAlY cOpIeD wHaT sPoNgE sAid"*

  • @ydhrhdhhdhdgdhehrbdhdf4488
    @ydhrhdhhdhdgdhehrbdhdf4488 5 років тому +1477

    "Look around you krabs"
    "you planted grass"😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Edit;thx for the likes

    • @ydhrhdhhdhdgdhehrbdhdf4488
      @ydhrhdhhdhdgdhehrbdhdf4488 5 років тому +1

      @Muzzammil Roadwall go to 2:11

    • @cortneymeyers5660
      @cortneymeyers5660 5 років тому +1

      Was literally reading this comment when it was playing on the video 😂

    • @The_spine_snatcher
      @The_spine_snatcher 5 років тому

      Planted grass lol

    • @kamthekid821
      @kamthekid821 5 років тому

      @Muzzammil Roadwall the joke is there is alot of planktons but they look like grass

    • @jesusalday455
      @jesusalday455 5 років тому +2

      Muzzammil Roadwall dude your dumb af your IQ is low and your brain probably always hurts

  • @ConnorMiller417
    @ConnorMiller417 8 місяців тому +1

    Nothing will ever top Plankton roasting the whole family.
    “Someone should put you in a box floating down the river GRANDMA!” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @zlexilityyt9281
    @zlexilityyt9281 6 років тому +135

    Spongebob: Hi Squidward.
    “ *OHHHHHHHH* “

  • @yoyoplayz7927
    @yoyoplayz7927 6 років тому +519

    1 prayer=one life for sqidward:P

  • @cynthiataack4047
    @cynthiataack4047 6 років тому +660

    *My ears are currently filled with OHHHHHHHHHHH, xD*
    Edit: Thanks for the likes!

    • @TR2000LT
      @TR2000LT 6 років тому +4

      @@joshn938 OHHHHHHHHH

    • @kayla-ww9rp
      @kayla-ww9rp 6 років тому +1

      Josh Nixon very Respect full

    • @kayla-ww9rp
      @kayla-ww9rp 6 років тому +1

      Tomas Gaming disrespectful

    • @TR2000LT
      @TR2000LT 6 років тому +2

      @@kayla-ww9rp R/WHOOSH

    • @benr5059
      @benr5059 6 років тому +4

      Same I always hear ohhhhhhhhh when my brother says oh

  • @rhiagamboa7497
    @rhiagamboa7497 Місяць тому +3

    1:29 bro cooked so hard that squidward became a fancy resturant food

  • @wholesomesandwich2437
    @wholesomesandwich2437 6 років тому +551

    Why spongebob is my favorite Kid show is because
    The roasts
    The memes
    The cringe

  • @ThatBusyBoi
    @ThatBusyBoi 6 років тому +900

    3:12 ROASTED
    3:20 COMBO X2
    3:31 COMBO X3 *CRITICAL HIT*

    • @monsterkelsanders1691
      @monsterkelsanders1691 6 років тому +111

      Plankton is on a roast streak.

    • @saeednasser1772
      @saeednasser1772 6 років тому +7

      انا بفرك غنتك وللهyou have best video ولله I like your video 💓💕

    • @bigpapamaddog2096
      @bigpapamaddog2096 6 років тому +60

      When Plankton's had enough of everyone's shit

    • @alexisacuna1575
      @alexisacuna1575 6 років тому +2

      superMCcrafter25 z xbox

    • @thepotato4802
      @thepotato4802 6 років тому +8

      Ikr Plankton Deserves This...*Gives Plankton The Golden Sunglasses and A Cigarette* Lol

  • @HollywoodJohn
    @HollywoodJohn 5 років тому +1095

    I used some of these roasts and im now the most popular kid at school, thx sponge

    • @Jurike
      @Jurike 5 років тому +24

      Actually..you wish it was true...I have exposed so many liers...Becoming the School's most popular kid needs a year or two...You Have To Hit People..You Have to Be Cool..You have to roast... There's a lot of stuff...so stop trying to lie

    • @puppetparty7113
      @puppetparty7113 5 років тому +31

      @@Jurike Who cares, would you rather be a popular kid for a few years of your life or successful for the rest of it? xD

    • @calamari.jaksun8914
      @calamari.jaksun8914 5 років тому +16

      @@Jurike kids can become popular in the simplest ways these days, it's not that hard.

    • @melapelas6738
      @melapelas6738 5 років тому +8

      Lol ur probably in 3rd grade

    • @daddyslittlecutie2887
      @daddyslittlecutie2887 5 років тому +6

      damn,i cant be popular,im ugly af😑

  • @jessicawalker4171
    @jessicawalker4171 2 місяці тому +13

    1:09 Who put you on the planet?

  • @0_melissa
    @0_melissa 5 років тому +12793

    This is how many times Spongebob roasted Squidward
    ⬇️

  • @shamus248
    @shamus248 6 років тому +88

    Gee Patrick i guess you'd know a lot about stupid stars CONSIDERING YOU ARE ONE
    I never realized how savage that is

  • @Biancalovestosew98
    @Biancalovestosew98 5 років тому +522

    Do we have to wear pickle jars???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fly-fly3
    @Fly-fly3 Місяць тому +6

    0:47 Got me rolling on the ground 💀

  • @nocturnalwisdom191
    @nocturnalwisdom191 6 років тому +114

    Krabs:Take that pile of filth out. Spongebob:You Shouldn't talk about Squidward like that. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @nocturnalwisdom191
      @nocturnalwisdom191 6 років тому

      This is my first time getting 100 likes on a comment! Thanks for the Likes! 😁

  • @mikakiua
    @mikakiua 6 років тому +237

    *Squidward Has Left The Chat*

  • @gamingindustry5023
    @gamingindustry5023 5 років тому +283

    1:13 Jesus Christ.
    I jumped out of my bed after that roast

    • @gamingindustry5023
      @gamingindustry5023 5 років тому +1

      Muzzammil Roadwall it was a very good roast

    • @bananamonkeygaming14
      @bananamonkeygaming14 5 років тому +16

      @Muzzammil Roadwall lol, spongebob was supposed to throw the trash away, which Squidward was holding, and spongebob thought mr krab said Squidward was the trash

    • @mylzhp6078
      @mylzhp6078 5 років тому +3

      I jumped into my bed after that roast

    • @LukeBCtown
      @LukeBCtown 5 років тому

      Lol I use that one all the time on people

    • @kade6509
      @kade6509 5 років тому

      Same bro

  • @es_lucid3113
    @es_lucid3113 5 років тому +9

    The OHHHH is really hurting my ear

  • @LunaEclipse720
    @LunaEclipse720 6 років тому +336

    Spongebob and Plankton killed it.