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  • @baldandbankrupt
    @baldandbankrupt  3 роки тому +45

    Subscribe to Partizan here: ua-cam.com/users/IrishPartizan

  • @theSPUDereHD
    @theSPUDereHD 4 роки тому +2078

    People new to the channel trying to work out which one of them is ‘Bald’ and which one is ‘Bankrupt’

    • @esmeralda73
      @esmeralda73 4 роки тому +28

      😂😂😂👍

    • @Sacareza
      @Sacareza 4 роки тому +34

      I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂

    • @evrouz6358
      @evrouz6358 4 роки тому +7

      Spot on!

    • @tilikumtim5562
      @tilikumtim5562 4 роки тому +13

      I thought one was Matt Lucas?

    • @bowlofsoup12
      @bowlofsoup12 4 роки тому +10

      Whats the right answer lol?? Ive been watching this channel for some time but i have yet to see this other bald man with him lol. Im used to seeing his foxy russian friend with him.

  • @michailkulaga1809
    @michailkulaga1809 4 роки тому +1622

    Man! This is an old pioneer camp where we used to go every summer! The name of this camp is "Kirovets" ( Кировец). This camp was attached to the Kirov factory which produced some equipment for factories (The factory is still working by the way). This was common for all camps in Soviet Union ( and post-soviet Belarus).
    In 1990s - 2000s my parents were working on this factory and were sending me and my brother to this camp every summer for all summer. It was almost free for them.
    The thing what I remember is that all toilets were outside - they were traditional Russian toilets with a whole in the ground.
    I also remember we had a separate dining room, where we had 5 meals every day. Sometimes the food was not so good, as almost everything in the 90s, so these toilets usually had long queues to enter. Usually they placed 6-8 holes in 2 rows without any walls between, so when the food was not so fresh (dysentery was quite common), you have to go there and sit face to face with guys from older squads, your friends or your enemies. We used to spend there a lot of time - had a chat, someone was smoking, telling anecdotes. It was almost like the Ancient Rome with patricians.
    9:44 This actually was a Banya (Sauna)- the only concrete building in the camp. It was also the only place in the camp (except kitchen) with hot water. Every week our guides were sending us there, and the water was BOILING hot.
    Eventually this camp was closed because of antisanitary reasons and my parents started to send us to the village. Nothing changed with sanitary for us though because in village it was even worse.
    Eh, good old times..

    • @55tranquility
      @55tranquility 4 роки тому +93

      Thanks - I find this really interesting. I have a Polish friend who I used to work with and I used to love listening to her stories about being a young Pioneer and her memories from The Soviet Era (she was very young so at the time so couldn’t remember that much) I used to ask her so many questions sometimes she would get annoyed 😂. One time she brought in some old photos from when she was a Pioneer - I love the red neckerchief. I said I wish I could have been a pioneer - she said ‘are you fucking crazy’ 🤣🤣but then admitted she had good memories from those times, looked after, everything very cheap or free. But she also admitted her dad was head of the local communist party so they said her family got some perks and that everyone was not Equal under communism and people in good positions got better perks and houses etc. I find all the history fascinating 👍

    • @OUTDOORALLY
      @OUTDOORALLY 4 роки тому +9

      So is the statue lenin or sergei kirov ?

    • @rootbowy825
      @rootbowy825 4 роки тому +7

      nikk51 Electronic_Synth_Electro_Pop incredible share!!!

    • @michailkulaga1809
      @michailkulaga1809 4 роки тому +63

      @@55tranquility in the 90s we were not pioneers anymore, actually we were in some sense free kids. Old sovied propaganda already ceased, the new one was not yet implemented. We're surrounded by everything soviet and at the same time had access to everything from the west. We didn't have money though, that's why everything was mostly Chinese and, let's say, low quality - pirated or copied. But it was much better than soviet anyway :)

    • @sammyjo6651
      @sammyjo6651 4 роки тому +14

      I hope Bald has read these beautiful memories!

  • @kevinmustoe2384
    @kevinmustoe2384 4 роки тому +3077

    I love how he immediately knew he was Jason Statham

  • @arlyham5328
    @arlyham5328 4 роки тому +1165

    Bald: *finds decades old corpse*
    Also Bald: “Wow Guys! An authentic Soviet corpse!! It doesn’t get much better than this”

    • @KirbyVanPelt
      @KirbyVanPelt 4 роки тому +4

      Thank god that corpse wasn't hanging...
      If you know the reference.

    • @frogsreprettycool2146
      @frogsreprettycool2146 4 роки тому +14

      JAKE PAUL HERE WITH ANOTHER BANGER

    • @rafaelbalsan4512
      @rafaelbalsan4512 4 роки тому +4

      Well if he went to Lenin's mausoleum that's exactly what he'd find

    • @b0leg23
      @b0leg23 3 роки тому +3

      WOWZERSSS

    • @alexcahyameidian215
      @alexcahyameidian215 3 роки тому

      @@KirbyVanPelt um, valery legasov?

  • @user-eu2nf5sn6g
    @user-eu2nf5sn6g 4 роки тому +1781

    He is the only one that can make “Soviet” sound like a marketing term.

    • @ipwndrums
      @ipwndrums 4 роки тому +14

      lmfaoooo the accuracy of this is unbearable

    • @warwickeng5491
      @warwickeng5491 4 роки тому +18

      I could just imagine a Tui advert be like "Do not miss out on a wonderfully Soviet adventure deep in the woods of Belarus" lol

    • @hsgame4088
      @hsgame4088 4 роки тому +4

      Why doesnt he visit Kolja?

    • @cmac6136
      @cmac6136 4 роки тому +4

      Bald must have been Soviet in his past 100 lives. Lol

    • @subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto3854
      @subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto3854 4 роки тому +1

      OMG 😆

  • @nickheyer
    @nickheyer 4 роки тому +3468

    Bald: Doesn't link irish dude's channel
    Also Bald: Doesn't even link his own merch store

    • @Booky_Lukey
      @Booky_Lukey 4 роки тому +36

      Why tho

    • @hsgame4088
      @hsgame4088 4 роки тому +113

      Where is Kolja?

    • @johnjones8929
      @johnjones8929 4 роки тому +205

      Lol also bald: buy my merch
      Me: where?

    • @unnamedchannel2202
      @unnamedchannel2202 4 роки тому +39

      If you haven't already subscribed to Irish Partizan, that' s all your fault. Same is true for the adventure of hunting down the sneakily hidden merch store. 😜

    • @Fan_Made_Videos
      @Fan_Made_Videos 4 роки тому +153

      Bald doesn't hand you things like an entitled bourgeois. How very Un-Soviet of your comment!

  • @XWurstbrotX
    @XWurstbrotX 4 роки тому +638

    These two dudes are "Bald and Balder"

    • @Gastoncete09
      @Gastoncete09 4 роки тому +21

      Harald is the OG Baldr

    • @nickbartb4172
      @nickbartb4172 4 роки тому

      And You must be one of those people who are making memes on Facebook!

    • @MrYamaha413
      @MrYamaha413 4 роки тому

      typical west Europe beautys enjoying east Europe freedom of drinking lol

    • @protic4
      @protic4 4 роки тому +6

      @@nickbartb4172 Easy boomer

    • @dare2sk
      @dare2sk 4 роки тому

      I was just gonna say that :D

  • @sunkkist
    @sunkkist 4 роки тому +566

    I am always astounded how clean, modern, orderly Belarusian stations, supermarkets and streets are. They are gleaming!

    • @hephestion6063
      @hephestion6063 4 роки тому +103

      almost like its a totalitarian state

    • @landyshlana8283
      @landyshlana8283 4 роки тому +36

      Yes . People from Belarus like clean streets. During their protests , they organized the places with water and trush.

    • @Throwaway-kg7ft
      @Throwaway-kg7ft 4 роки тому +15

      I was about to comment this. I thought Minsk was the only tidy place but even the provinces look clean.

    • @zephyrsky__
      @zephyrsky__ 4 роки тому +6

      @Andy Towler Go out and lend a helping hand then?

    • @Michael-Douglas
      @Michael-Douglas 4 роки тому +4

      Authoritarianism lmao

  • @red2744
    @red2744 4 роки тому +286

    this guy just started travelling the world and have fun an will soon be one of the most famous travel reporters lmao what an awesome career

    • @reedreed3300
      @reedreed3300 4 роки тому +13

      Indeed, he started a long time ago though. Hasn’t always had this many subs. I’m sure it was difficult for him at times. I mean I’ve been subbed to him for years, seen him experience some shit. Lol - But personally I like the way he does it. You learn, laugh, see some fine women, & learn how to flirt with Russian chicks! All in all great dude and vids! & has never told people to like or sub!

    • @Adam-rt9gt
      @Adam-rt9gt 4 роки тому +2

      @@reedreed3300 Not to mention that he literally turns town ad revenue to keep the channel ad free. That's such an amazing move.

    • @MethewSmeth
      @MethewSmeth 4 роки тому

      @@reedreed3300 Ive been a subscriber to him since 20k subs, he has not been around for years. He grew very quickly.

    • @gowersup6441
      @gowersup6441 4 роки тому

      Reed Reed absolutely incorrect. Why would you lie about something that’s obviously false? 😂

    • @gowersup6441
      @gowersup6441 4 роки тому

      Mathew Smith exactly lol. He blew up quick

  • @Symon_Musician
    @Symon_Musician 4 роки тому +158

    7:34 This is a monument to Marat Kazei (1929 - 1944). He was a pioneer and a partisan and in May 1944 he was encircled by Germans sodiers and pro-german police, and when all ammo was gone, he exploded himself with the last grenade. In 1965
    he was awarded the Gold Star Medal of the Hero of the Soviet Union.

    • @Magic-it4cg
      @Magic-it4cg 4 роки тому +14

      True hero's!

    • @ragincajun7625
      @ragincajun7625 4 роки тому +8

      Sounds like a good Soviet fairytale. He probably killed thousands of Germans with 2 dozen bullets.

    • @vchugan1967
      @vchugan1967 4 роки тому +54

      @@ragincajun7625 12 millions of soviet people died in the fight for independence and freedom of their country. Acts of bravery like this one were very common. There are thousands of heroes acknowledged in history who were not scared to sacrifice their life for the big victory of their nation. Saying this is a fairytale is disrespecting all the heroes who died in the WW2, not just the Red Army soldiers, but all the allies too.

    • @isaacgriffin5690
      @isaacgriffin5690 4 роки тому +3

      @@kakt his point is that even your precious Soviets would embellish moments to create icons for other good Soviets to look up to and inspire. If he was the only one left and blew himself up then no one would know what actually happened. Every nation does this.

    • @benp9793
      @benp9793 4 роки тому

      @@kakt Way to assume a whole lot based on literally nothing. He never even mentioned Germans.
      You and I both know there are lots of soviet fairy tales.

  • @milliemilitant9689
    @milliemilitant9689 4 роки тому +923

    someone buy this man a lenin statue for his house ASAP

    • @jaybasha
      @jaybasha 4 роки тому +52

      I dont even think hes got a house considering how much he travels 🤣

    • @sam0luka735
      @sam0luka735 4 роки тому +2

      What house

    • @ccjohncc1
      @ccjohncc1 4 роки тому +6

      @BC Bob Why dont you do it instead of telling him to not ask others to do it?

    • @tac2180
      @tac2180 4 роки тому +6

      I think this comment has been took out of context lol

    • @Kzummo
      @Kzummo 4 роки тому

      not like he would ever be home to see it

  • @Jakehathaway99
    @Jakehathaway99 4 роки тому +106

    Jason Steatham AND Matt Lucas in one video... Bald is really moving up in the entertainment world

    • @gldntchr7122
      @gldntchr7122 3 роки тому +3

      Fuck sake, you took my joke. Good job.

    • @jeshkam
      @jeshkam Рік тому +1

      Matt Lucas 😂🤣 I thought it was only me lol

  • @dougtube9870
    @dougtube9870 4 роки тому +109

    “We’ve been dropped off in the middle of nowhere.”
    Thats when you know the video is about to get good.

  • @KendrickMan
    @KendrickMan 4 роки тому +547

    I love how that guy just knew he looked like Jason Statham

    • @AndreiBerezin
      @AndreiBerezin 4 роки тому +50

      Everybody tells him that for the last 15 years, believe me. Russian guys always look like Statham to some degree.

    • @bowlofsoup12
      @bowlofsoup12 4 роки тому +9

      Андрей Березин and thats hilarious cause jason is English lol

    • @johnsmith-wx5fb
      @johnsmith-wx5fb 4 роки тому +8

      @@AndreiBerezin jason statham is a double hard bastard

    • @AndreiBerezin
      @AndreiBerezin 4 роки тому +9

      @@bowlofsoup12 the only thing we cant master is pronounce Statham right. We're only able to say STAT KHAM. We dont have that terrible TH sound in our language.))

    • @contentedcreator
      @contentedcreator 4 роки тому +5

      @@AndreiBerezin You can pronounce it as Stayfam.

  • @bobspamail
    @bobspamail 4 роки тому +380

    The “soviet code” card you found was actually a punch card used in computer programming back in the 1960’s. It would take hundreds to thousands of these cards to run a program. Get one out of order and the whole program could be screwed.

    • @debconfsetup8673
      @debconfsetup8673 4 роки тому +15

      punchcards was used in ussr until mid-80th

    • @murraytichborne9903
      @murraytichborne9903 4 роки тому +3

      @@debconfsetup8673 thanks bro

    • @jackreacher215
      @jackreacher215 4 роки тому +10

      In Yugoslavia it was used in 1970's , just after punched tape became obsolete and before they invented magnetic disks. I remember big disk with 5 MB of memory :)

    • @owlboom6458
      @owlboom6458 4 роки тому +2

      But circuits for this soviets computers was spied from IBM360, 370 models in lates 60s 😉 by KGB spies...

    • @Vadim_Sulimov
      @Vadim_Sulimov 4 роки тому +4

      My mom was an Engineer and work with this machines back in USSR. I had a lod of those stuff at home when i was a kid)

  • @mi7ai
    @mi7ai 4 роки тому +51

    It is like somehow, when I digest your content, the whole sadness in the world disappears. I think you have influenced over people's lives more than you imagine. Thanks!

  • @hanktheblesseddeejay
    @hanktheblesseddeejay 4 роки тому +376

    ‘An old soviet badminton racquet” Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve peaked.

    • @AndreiBerezin
      @AndreiBerezin 4 роки тому +9

      Wait til he finds an abandoned village hotel and a Soviet woman's bra that lies there since 1991.

    • @youtubeking2686
      @youtubeking2686 4 роки тому +3

      @@AndreiBerezin He will keep it as a souvenir

    • @abdelhak09st
      @abdelhak09st 4 роки тому +3

      After the '' soviet snail '' it can only go down hill imo

    • @presentdaypresenttime2005
      @presentdaypresenttime2005 4 роки тому

      💀

  • @tharos
    @tharos 4 роки тому +1587

    "Bald will put the link down below"
    Bald: ???

  • @Tango_November
    @Tango_November 4 роки тому +404

    This is video proof of Bald spiralling into insanity as he finds more and more Soviet things

    • @user-mi8ie2kq4e
      @user-mi8ie2kq4e 4 роки тому +5

      Is it a soviet metro station? :) :?)? :)? :?)?

    • @showsoff79
      @showsoff79 4 роки тому +3

      Lol, I think he was a little tipsy, you are probably right tho.

    • @kostam.1113
      @kostam.1113 4 роки тому +21

      Soviet nostalgia is like a drug that slowly eats your brain

    • @blaketundra3216
      @blaketundra3216 4 роки тому +3

      Да

    • @agentepolaris4914
      @agentepolaris4914 4 роки тому +1

      But that's why we love him

  • @snezamisic6577
    @snezamisic6577 4 роки тому +6

    Koji si ti bree Kralj od coveka!!!Iskreno u ovo dosadno vreme od ove Korone,ulepsavas,skrenes misli u pozitivnom ,smislu. Samo jako brate.Veliki pzdrav iz Srbije ,ozracenog ,Uranijumskog ,gradica,na Jugu Srbije-Vranja-e. Puno uspeha u svom poslu.

  • @RitaKaminski
    @RitaKaminski 4 роки тому +130

    My mum was a pioneer back in the Soviet Union days and she still talks about it to this day, she says it was one of the happiest times of her life! Thanks for these vlogs :')

    • @ynpavo
      @ynpavo 3 роки тому

      im kinda late but what does being a pioneer mean? what did they do?

    • @RitaKaminski
      @RitaKaminski 3 роки тому +7

      @@ynpavo they were basically like scouts!

    • @lablackzed
      @lablackzed 3 роки тому +7

      @@RitaKaminski With machine gun's and full military training.👍

    • @passingthrough903
      @passingthrough903 3 роки тому +2

      ❤️

    • @dognoodle87
      @dognoodle87 3 роки тому

      You want to become a pioneer in the USA 😍😍😘💖💗💓💞💕💘💝

  • @KurtsCardio
    @KurtsCardio 4 роки тому +525

    "Bald will put my link in the description"
    "Go buy my merch"
    Bald: No link for either of them

    • @hanifaji1672
      @hanifaji1672 4 роки тому +18

      Maybe, he still need to stay "bankrupt" for the sake of this channel.
      Peace.

    • @almath9987
      @almath9987 4 роки тому +3

      Can't have two bald guys covering the Soviet lands 🤣 Only one Comrade Mr Bald🇷🇺😅 stay safe the one and only mr bald 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍🏻👏

    • @dovy724
      @dovy724 4 роки тому

      @@hanifaji1672 that was a good one ngl

    • @dlbstl
      @dlbstl 4 роки тому +1

      I noticed that. What happened?😋

    • @MrTundra52
      @MrTundra52 4 роки тому

      IDIOT

  • @gabrielvidal6717
    @gabrielvidal6717 4 роки тому +1006

    “Soviet” time stamps :
    1:25
    1:34
    1:40
    1:47
    1:49
    2:01
    6:00
    6:11
    6:28
    7:40
    8:02
    8:04
    8:20
    8:28
    9:33
    9:50
    9:52
    9:54
    10:18
    11:08
    11:22
    11:42
    11:46

  • @oldgeorg9347
    @oldgeorg9347 3 роки тому +9

    In 2009 I was in Minsk, in the Belarus Tractor Works to repair a machine. My interpreter at that time, was kind enough to show me some sights in Minsk. I went to the Museum of the Patriotic War through his help. It was absolutely interesting as a German to see the other side. Whoever is in Minsk should see the museum, it is worth every second!

  • @IngvarMar
    @IngvarMar 4 роки тому +692

    “Bald will put the link below”
    Bald: SIKE

    • @RollyBalondo
      @RollyBalondo 4 роки тому +10

      except that he didn't :-)

    • @teonyi
      @teonyi 4 роки тому +59

      Rolly Balondo That’s literally what the OP said

    • @TheTroposa
      @TheTroposa 4 роки тому +11

      @@RollyBalondo Irish Partizan

    • @RollyBalondo
      @RollyBalondo 4 роки тому +12

      Ok tnx. Did not get what sike meant

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 роки тому +11

      It's supposed to be 'psyche' - when you psyche someone out

  • @Snoooo
    @Snoooo 4 роки тому +277

    2:38 Jason Statham was my first thought exactly when I saw him!

    • @-ren0-
      @-ren0- 4 роки тому +2

      same!

    • @1337fraggzb00N
      @1337fraggzb00N 4 роки тому +11

      He transport but instead of Audi he drive ISCH-2126 Orbita and gets chased by some bicycles. Mediocre action but also nobody gets hurt.

    • @HiDDENk00l
      @HiDDENk00l 4 роки тому +9

      Even the guy himself knew who bald was talking about!

    • @Bagi_Nis
      @Bagi_Nis 4 роки тому +1

      Yea, but Chinese version.

    • @nycbbq
      @nycbbq 4 роки тому

      Peter Fonda

  • @landlord5552
    @landlord5552 4 роки тому +25

    I was many summers in those ,,camps,, in my youth in Estonia (my mom was cook there). I was drummer. THE most fun time in my life!!!

  • @RumikXxeno
    @RumikXxeno 3 роки тому +69

    10:24 that's actually a punch card - kind of memory card for old computers - it served as I/O

    • @olmostgudinaf8100
      @olmostgudinaf8100 3 роки тому +5

      I was just going to comment the same thing. Bald is clearly too young.

    • @Barten0071
      @Barten0071 3 роки тому

      but in the pioneer base?

  • @globalklaus
    @globalklaus 4 роки тому +350

    Next vid: 3 bald guys.
    I'm calling it now.

    • @sforbesgocka
      @sforbesgocka 4 роки тому +8

      Globalklaus hairless mitosis

    • @Korium84
      @Korium84 4 роки тому +10

      And a Soviet cup?

    • @PandoraApocalypse
      @PandoraApocalypse 4 роки тому +3

      Damn it. I was so close to calling it. *sigh*

    • @leifc.6045
      @leifc.6045 4 роки тому +2

      3 bald guys. (Mr. Clean, Agent 47, & Saitama(one punch man) ) a huge *prophecy* in the making

    • @mj-lb6er
      @mj-lb6er 4 роки тому +1

      @Sandbwoy
      Wheres his Girlfriend?

  • @exeterra4825
    @exeterra4825 4 роки тому +414

    "Bald will put the link in the description"
    Bald: *doesn't put the link in the description*

    • @VEINHORN
      @VEINHORN 4 роки тому +10

      I also would like to get link and watch this Irish guy channel.

    • @BuioPestato
      @BuioPestato 4 роки тому +17

      @@VEINHORN the channel is called "
      Irish Partizan"

    • @abduljaliltv4950
      @abduljaliltv4950 4 роки тому +2

      May be he forgot it lol

    • @officerpulaski1946
      @officerpulaski1946 4 роки тому

      ikr

    • @Ekaterinamail
      @Ekaterinamail 4 роки тому

      Alex Winner thanks! It was very smart! Now I found him to 😊

  • @SgtRocko
    @SgtRocko 4 роки тому +18

    DUDE... THANK YOU! That is so awesome! The funny part is - for you it was a time capsule, for some of who wore the red & blue nooses, that was a MEMORY. I see the camps like that where I went in the summer - but fully functional, no weeds, kids and flags everywhere... *sigh* Thank you. THANK YOU. I love your vids so much!!!! Всегда готов!

  • @redux-ff1rh
    @redux-ff1rh 4 роки тому +2

    How is this guy not working for the history channel? I can guarentee itd be a hit worldwide, especially the US and UK, you teach us the history and fully explore the culture, amazing mate look forward to more

  • @deepblueskyshine
    @deepblueskyshine 4 роки тому +237

    Old "soviet spy" card is a blank perf(orated or ~ration)card (I'v heard "punch card" to be used as well, but it's slang, obviously) - one of the first "hard disk" systems invented in the 1930s before the computers by IBM for their electromechanical accounting and statistics machines. They were still in use till the 1970s along with another similar system - perftapes for entering programs and data in the old mainframe machines. Perfcards have found many other types of use even in later times such as, for example, individual identification card for check-in/check-out registration clocks in factories and offices. It survived so far even in these conditions, because they were made of exelent cardboard designed to withstand more shuffling than professional playing cards.

    • @alalal1979
      @alalal1979 4 роки тому +20

      10/10

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 4 роки тому +7

      When I was at school we entered some of our maths answers onto these cards (using pencil), which were then processed by a mainframe to give the results. I once got 0% because I filled it in wrong. So proud.

    • @deepblueskyshine
      @deepblueskyshine 4 роки тому +1

      @@neilwilson5785 In HEXDec? If so, did they punch them by hand for entering or they have some contraption with reflective optical reader. Or I misunderstood? In the 70's a colegue of my mom gave her a stack of blanks - it was nice to have them by the pfone (with cable cord) for scratch notes. My mom's colegue husband worked in a socialist time electronics R&D institute were only use for them was for a hours registration clock (one of the developmen directions was hard drives and in the next building was the factory that produced first test series, so no place for old technologies there) and not surprisingly all of them had copies of the cards of his work group colegues - first to come registers all :)

    • @andysm1964
      @andysm1964 4 роки тому

      You are correct,these were early computer cards ,for time keeping.Some were used for storing data on.First used them when i was at school late 1970`s ,and our computer filled the room.The connection at the time were with a famous US motor company based along the Thames corridor at the time

    • @dvdsandketchup
      @dvdsandketchup 4 роки тому +1

      It’s an 80 column punched card. Used for storing data or programs, usually for input into a computer, but they can also be used for industrial control (commonly looms). For the chap who said he used to colour these in with a pencil, that would likely have been an optical mark recognition card as opposed to a punched card.

  • @kidamkolkoznam
    @kidamkolkoznam 4 роки тому +169

    "We are lost, let's get a cab and go deep into the forest", sounds like a plan...

    • @writerbill1
      @writerbill1 4 роки тому +8

      Normally this might be the start of a horror movie... but not with Mr. Bald! 😅

  • @vansh5173
    @vansh5173 4 роки тому +643

    I would’ve enjoyed history if this guy was my teacher

    • @Youkai_graphics
      @Youkai_graphics 4 роки тому +5

      you are not soviet enough

    • @f0cussss
      @f0cussss 4 роки тому

      Stanislav Surin wowowowowowowowowowo

    • @ashleyjordan6553
      @ashleyjordan6553 4 роки тому

      Me too

    • @robertschmidtbauer3891
      @robertschmidtbauer3891 4 роки тому

      You must like Ranch salad dressing.

    • @Spagbolmofo
      @Spagbolmofo 3 роки тому

      My history teacher was basically balds brother so I loved history🤣I fuckin always loved it anyway but you've j made me think about my old teacher and how similar he is to bald

  • @charmainelee6898
    @charmainelee6898 3 роки тому +6

    You may be bald, but you are a beautiful soul, my dear Benjamin. I tripped over your channel, been binging your vids for DAYS! TY for being just a regular human, friendly and polite. I believe that we are largely just REGULAR folks in this world, just trying to live a peaceful, productive life. 🤗😊

  • @UKchronics
    @UKchronics 4 роки тому +478

    Belarus... the only country you would see Matt Lucas and Jason Statham in the same place

  • @4umata
    @4umata 4 роки тому +45

    My mom went as a teenager to those pioneer camps, she said it was an amazing time and they all genuinely loved it - it was in the Czech forests somewhere

    • @matoatlantis
      @matoatlantis 4 роки тому +9

      Pioneers were pretty much the same thing as scouts are in US. Even with the unnecessary patriotism. Kids usually didn't care about that. It was a camp where you played, made campfire, etc. True though there was a bit more of a discipline compared to today's camping.
      But then even scouts do exercise a bit more of that too. It's hard to compare 1:1 because there were some differences among camps even in one country.

    • @Kuran1986
      @Kuran1986 4 роки тому +3

      In romania my mom learned how to use a gun while she was at such a camp

    • @m0rgenthau
      @m0rgenthau 4 роки тому +1

      @@Kuran1986 based

  • @ИванДовгорук-т3о
    @ИванДовгорук-т3о 4 роки тому +166

    "Little pioneer girl!"
    *Lightly slaps on breast*

    • @Tiglith
      @Tiglith 4 роки тому +10

      From Brest to breast

    • @vilebeggar7301
      @vilebeggar7301 4 роки тому +2

      Also rude considering she was on her period

    • @alexandrudinca2884
      @alexandrudinca2884 4 роки тому +1

      I knew someone would make fun of Bald touching that girl statue

  • @SamA-nj7yr
    @SamA-nj7yr 4 роки тому +6

    I love this Gonzo (old VICE) style vlog/journalism which you do, it’s so interesting, raw and inspirational.

  • @Gastyz
    @Gastyz 4 роки тому +70

    10:14 is not a spy card, is an old punch card, computer programs where programmed in those cards (hundreds of cards) and feed into the mainframe which read those holes and computed the program and the result. Notice one of the corners is beveled, its a guide, the stacks of cards must face the same direction and be aligned, hence that bevel. Usually the holes from two columns (numbered 1 to 9, those are the rows) represented a letter or digit, since you have several columns, maybe you could encode about 40 ish characters per card.

    • @Gastyz
      @Gastyz 4 роки тому +6

      @YaKefir well, based on the upvotes, a bunch of people, probably young people, didnt even know about that. And not for a single second I believed Mr Bald was seriously thinking it was a spy card, but looks like many people didnt even know what that card really was

  • @sunilkumar-id5nm
    @sunilkumar-id5nm 4 роки тому +328

    Come on bald meet kolya now, We need to know about what he's going through. Kolya Kolya Kolya

  • @expirius4195
    @expirius4195 4 роки тому +260

    Sees a badminton racquet.
    Me: Don't say it... Don't say it...
    Bald: A Soviet badminton racquet!

    • @vasts1479
      @vasts1479 4 роки тому +1

      Wantwotwee You didn't have a chance, of course he said it 😂

    • @nicodvorak9926
      @nicodvorak9926 4 роки тому

      Wantwotwee i died omg

    • @adrianelias2365
      @adrianelias2365 4 роки тому

      It most definitely is of that time period, pre-1993

  • @jman12849
    @jman12849 4 роки тому +54

    "bald will put the link in the description"
    LOL. rip

  • @AndrewTubbiolo
    @AndrewTubbiolo 4 роки тому +10

    @10:20 that's a Hollerith card. It's a form of computer memory developed in the US in the 1970's by the Hollerith Tabulator Company. They became IBM.

  • @writerbill1
    @writerbill1 4 роки тому +11

    This channel is the BEST at showing the world via travel vlogging. I look forward to each new adventure. Long live Bald! 😄

  • @damonkhan94
    @damonkhan94 4 роки тому +256

    Bald: **inhales**
    Bald: "Ahh, good ol' Soviet air"

    • @Dude0000
      @Dude0000 4 роки тому +5

      Damon Khan Soviet road, get on soviet subway, then soviet taxi. Soviet weather is good so soviet adventure begins soviet style to find soviet scouts through soviet forest. So in summery, soviet, in soviet times was soviet, but today soviet things are all around ex soviet country.
      Did I mention the soviet aspect?

  • @clearsailing7993
    @clearsailing7993 4 роки тому +8

    It is great to see an Irishman and Englishman getting along together. I think your travel vlogs are helping to make the world a more peaceful place. Thank you for the great shows.

  • @AlexanderRoseTz
    @AlexanderRoseTz 4 роки тому +162

    “I hate it when they say that”. Then he proceeds: ‘buy my merchandise’ xD

  • @instrugtion5659
    @instrugtion5659 4 роки тому +135

    Hey Mr bald you forget to visit our great friend KOLYA we want to see if he is OK in this pendamic

    • @drunkvegangal8089
      @drunkvegangal8089 4 роки тому +38

      Best to leave Kolya till this virus passes. He is certainly in the very vulnerable cohort. I miss him too but it's not worth him dying just for a visit :(

    • @mikeykeyes
      @mikeykeyes 4 роки тому +22

      Kolya is in isolation 24/7 so he is OK plus the radiation would have killed all bugs anyway

    • @georgesboutz7534
      @georgesboutz7534 4 роки тому +4

      @@drunkvegangal8089 .....Kolya is not going to die just because Bald visits him. Remember Kolya lives in a nuclear waste zone, he has survived and is immune from everything.

    • @drunkvegangal8089
      @drunkvegangal8089 4 роки тому

      @@yurintroubl so many hazards! Glad he's made it this long :)

    • @IngvarMar
      @IngvarMar 4 роки тому +2

      Alan Godden so you are saying pounds are real money and rubles are not? Are you dumb? What is he gonna do with pounds in Ukraine in a deserted village?

  • @GRGHQ
    @GRGHQ 4 роки тому +177

    Haha - Bald never drops the other guy's link in the description....RIP 🤣

    • @arutzuki2491
      @arutzuki2491 4 роки тому +43

      Kind of messed up

    • @TaraGxD
      @TaraGxD 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @tanandtrent
      @tanandtrent 4 роки тому +27

      @@arutzuki2491 Definitely a little messed up. Bald made a conscious choice to go ahead and not put that guys link in the description. Would've been a small thing to help him out.

    • @krisrivera3514
      @krisrivera3514 4 роки тому +8

      Nobody wants to see that over grownbabys videos

    • @adrianelias2365
      @adrianelias2365 4 роки тому +8

      @@krisrivera3514 why don't you like him?

  • @wydsuhaan__
    @wydsuhaan__ 4 роки тому +61

    Me : breathes
    Bald : good ol’ soviet air

  • @MLSNYC88
    @MLSNYC88 4 роки тому +36

    He just loves his Soviet stuff, bless him.

  • @JANISWTF
    @JANISWTF 4 роки тому +111

    Belarusian Jason Stathem just 10 years younger... Good one :D

  • @simojovic6358
    @simojovic6358 4 роки тому +9

    I love how clean the country is.

  • @scottal
    @scottal 4 роки тому +5

    What a channel! Absolutely loving it cheers.

  • @arloc_official
    @arloc_official 4 роки тому +155

    10:56 an english man wearing a gasmask as a hat, featherball racket in his hand, filming himself as he investigates an old abandoned building full of trash... true greatness

    • @prazail
      @prazail 4 роки тому +6

      a drunk* Englishman

  • @gobshite
    @gobshite 4 роки тому +345

    Imagine how piss-warm that singular can of 30p beer would actually be when he finally cracked it.
    Get on it, Bald

    • @etherealhawk
      @etherealhawk 4 роки тому +11

      We drink it warm in Britain

    • @Passportkassa
      @Passportkassa 4 роки тому

      @@etherealhawk 😝🤷😘

    • @liamoshaughnessy489
      @liamoshaughnessy489 4 роки тому +8

      Ethereal Hawk we don’t 😅🤮maybe our great grandads did 😂

    • @sandrojones8068
      @sandrojones8068 4 роки тому +4

      I'm drinking a warm one now.

    • @djh1437
      @djh1437 4 роки тому

      Got a Warm Guinness with a
      Generous dash of tia maria waiting for them to chill in freezer🤙

  • @LuisGutierrezG123
    @LuisGutierrezG123 4 роки тому +142

    "Belarussian Jason Statham isn't real, he can't hurt you"
    2:40 Belarussian Jason Statham:

    • @MANUCHANDY
      @MANUCHANDY 4 роки тому +2

      He look like iniesta....

  • @Bjurmann001
    @Bjurmann001 4 роки тому +5

    From Kenya. You have made me love Belarus

  • @bimmerV12
    @bimmerV12 4 роки тому +74

    2:42 Jason Statham's lost Belarusian identical twin brother :)

  • @fweenoe9501
    @fweenoe9501 4 роки тому +161

    How to make things sound cooler:
    Say "Old Soviet" before the word you were going to say

  • @WiseWik
    @WiseWik 4 роки тому +158

    10:07 That is a soviet type punchcard used in early programming.

    • @bower31
      @bower31 4 роки тому +17

      Thats an IBM punchcard like you would use in a 1401

    • @luminous3357
      @luminous3357 4 роки тому +5

      We used those in the 70s when I worked at an early telemarketing company.

    • @IngvarMar
      @IngvarMar 4 роки тому +10

      Gernuts how do we know you are not a soviet spy who tries to distract the attention from those spy codes?

    • @tonyabruzzio7399
      @tonyabruzzio7399 4 роки тому

      Wow. Looks like an IBM 5081 punch card. We quit using those in the late 70's.

  • @BananaJoe478
    @BananaJoe478 4 роки тому

    Mr. Bald thank you for everything that you do. Providing us with better entertainment than Television (plus the good humor). Wish you the best of health.

  • @aidanleonard3389
    @aidanleonard3389 4 роки тому +12

    When I see you post it truly makes my life a little better

  • @Shrdzz
    @Shrdzz 4 роки тому +76

    If you end up going to Vitebsk LET ME KNOW!!! I’m a huge fan, and I’d like to buy you a drink!!

    • @jabaridd
      @jabaridd 4 роки тому +2

      he's gone there for a bit to taste the local beer, it's his previous video

    • @wilsor90
      @wilsor90 4 роки тому +2

      He already has in the previous video to try your local beer, ( which I am afraid he didn't like ). However, I hope he goes again to meet your good self.

  • @timsummers870
    @timsummers870 4 роки тому +48

    10:33 Him telling the story about spy school while wearing that mask and the badminton racket hanging out of his jacket is absolutely priceless!!! I'm so glad his trips are back on despite the pandemic not being over yet. Bald is a creative dude.

    • @AgtX999
      @AgtX999 4 роки тому +1

      Old soviet chemical testing on shuttlecocks facility.

    • @grayisdabest
      @grayisdabest 4 роки тому +1

      It was when he said somethings going on here that i died .... love this creativity it`s right up my street.

    • @AndreiBerezin
      @AndreiBerezin 4 роки тому +2

      His choice to head to Belarus during lockdown is bullseye.

    • @timsummers870
      @timsummers870 4 роки тому +2

      11:11 Dressing the statue in his merchandise T-shirt was pretty creative too. Bald was more inspired than usual today.

  • @charlenerosevega8637
    @charlenerosevega8637 4 роки тому +2

    still watching 2020. I'm so addicted to your videos. I'm from Philippines. Take care as always. God bless to your every trip.

  • @jamesflaherty59
    @jamesflaherty59 4 роки тому +166

    I was actually laughing at the Jason Statham lookalike well looked like him

    • @secheah
      @secheah 4 роки тому +1

      Idk why but I think he looks like Conor McGregor

    • @Dodek72
      @Dodek72 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah looked like Jason's crackhead cousin.

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 4 роки тому +1

      That's Jason's long lost brother.

    • @bappoprottecandbappoattacc107
      @bappoprottecandbappoattacc107 4 роки тому

      Jason's more handsome though

  • @domdigger6736
    @domdigger6736 4 роки тому +26

    Go on Bald mate, loving the upload rate keeping lockdown boredom at bay!

  • @zztopz7090
    @zztopz7090 4 роки тому +6

    When you called the cleaning lady "my little darling" it was so cute. You made her day.

  • @franklinox1
    @franklinox1 4 роки тому

    I am living in a small town North East of Brasil i LOVE ALL YOUR VIDEOS..I have watched many of them and i want to watch them all during the lockdown over here and will have enough time.

  • @stephenkenny8120
    @stephenkenny8120 4 роки тому +31

    Jason Statham look alike was amazing! He knew what look he was going for in THAT jacket on THAT hot day, glasses nice touch too

    • @alexanderwingeskog758
      @alexanderwingeskog758 4 роки тому +4

      I think the real one is a bit taller (but I don't know), but other then that a true doppelganger!

    • @GuardiansOfNorth
      @GuardiansOfNorth 4 роки тому +4

      @@alexanderwingeskog758 Statham is 178cm and Bald is quite tall so I reckon this lad is taller than the real deal

  • @username0603-z5p
    @username0603-z5p 4 роки тому +42

    4:20 Bald: I like your style
    Woman: I'm a Rock

  • @raultamudo160
    @raultamudo160 4 роки тому +86

    10:31
    When you are drunk and you steal random shit from the street

  • @StonyRC
    @StonyRC 4 роки тому

    You meet so many cool people on your travels. Everyone is so friendly and happy to chat.

  • @theknight4317
    @theknight4317 4 роки тому +106

    6:11 Shock news! A British touching a pioneer girl's chest in Belarus!

    • @youtubeking2686
      @youtubeking2686 4 роки тому +3

      And then giving her a tshirt to wear.

    • @JasvinderHere
      @JasvinderHere 4 роки тому +2

      And then calling her a hottie.

    • @猫会飞
      @猫会飞 4 роки тому +1

      And most likely undressing her again afterwards.

  • @discojoe3
    @discojoe3 4 роки тому +147

    Everything Bald finds is always an "old Soviet" version.

    • @adrianelias2365
      @adrianelias2365 4 роки тому +7

      It's easy to find Soviet stuff. Anything pre-1993 is Soviet

    • @OlyaCruise
      @OlyaCruise 4 роки тому +1

      @@adrianelias2365 well that badminton racket is likely from 90's

    • @LunchSays
      @LunchSays 4 роки тому +1

      soviet fresh air

    • @boutek
      @boutek 4 роки тому +4

      It's easy to find Soviet stuff when in Belarus. The whole country has changed very little since Soviet times including the dictatorial regime, human rights and political freedoms.

    • @OlyaCruise
      @OlyaCruise 4 роки тому +4

      @@boutek you didn't live there to say that. Shut up.

  • @CozyHi
    @CozyHi 4 роки тому +156

    I wonder if Bald is famous now in Belarus? Do they think “it’s the English traveller again” lol

    • @ginomanshit2365
      @ginomanshit2365 4 роки тому +4

      @Петро Олександрович is it usually in a positive way?

    • @Yurov7777
      @Yurov7777 4 роки тому +24

      @@ginomanshit2365 Yeah, absolutely. Everyone loves this guy in Belarus

    • @stefan1924
      @stefan1924 4 роки тому

      "Muum the bald British guy is running around in the woods with a badminton racket again"

  • @seancohen81
    @seancohen81 3 роки тому +14

    10:31 "Well in spy school, they taught me a few things..."
    He almost let it slip.

  • @cassidy88100
    @cassidy88100 4 роки тому +54

    That was actually Jason Statham pretending to be Belarussian.

    • @anthonydefreitas6006
      @anthonydefreitas6006 3 роки тому

      He was probably thinking "Bugger I came to Belarus to get away from the camera"

  • @margo3c541
    @margo3c541 4 роки тому +96

    I love the word Minsk so much, I whisper it to myself sometimes, I don't know if that makes me weird

    • @US.ElectionMeddler
      @US.ElectionMeddler 4 роки тому +35

      I'm a Brest man myself

    • @nicoleharris4264
      @nicoleharris4264 4 роки тому +3

      Richard Kelbe 😂😂😂. Yeah she’s an attention seeker alright. Whew she could use a personality 💗😎. If you have to wonder if you’re a weirdo then you’re FOR SURE weird and probably a lost cause 😝👍

    • @margo3c541
      @margo3c541 4 роки тому +13

      @Richard Kelbe ??? I hope your day is going ok, bud.

    • @otda3675
      @otda3675 4 роки тому +1

      I whisper worse things regularly, such as Nirobi, Bogota, Denver, Moscow, Berlin, Lisbon, Tokyo, Stockholm, Helsinki, and Oslo....I left the unworthy cities off the list 😜

    • @poopybutthole4707
      @poopybutthole4707 4 роки тому +1

      minsk it spells quite crunchy right ? lol

  • @rolland890
    @rolland890 4 роки тому +111

    "in spy school they taught me a few things..." Wait so Bald was a spy?! Confirmed!

    • @UranijaZeus
      @UranijaZeus 4 роки тому +5

      Sire it's quite obvious from his background and approach.

    • @bluehour1203
      @bluehour1203 4 роки тому +1

      @@UranijaZeus what do you mean?

    • @leifc.6045
      @leifc.6045 4 роки тому +3

      It's agent 47 in real life lol

    • @acce944
      @acce944 4 роки тому +1

      @@UranijaZeus you watch too many movies

  • @DoubleDeckerAnton
    @DoubleDeckerAnton 4 роки тому +24

    3:01 it is Jason Statham on location for his new movie 'public transporter'.

  • @Howleye
    @Howleye 4 роки тому +67

    "Lost in Minsk with Matt Lucas"

    • @SDR702
      @SDR702 4 роки тому +4

      That's who that other bald chap reminds me of. Thanks for that.

    • @Siegfreud
      @Siegfreud 4 роки тому

      I was gonna write lost in Minsk with Matt Lucas and Jason Statham!

    • @divineeyeobserver754
      @divineeyeobserver754 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @ukljc
      @ukljc 4 роки тому

      @@oscarslife5497 Brilliant!!

  • @DB-47
    @DB-47 4 роки тому +14

    1:27 Those are soviet ЭТ4 escalators. They are incredibly fast and have nice motor hum at upper platform. In Prague there are still few remaiming pieces, mostly on "B" and "A" line

  • @ytmmcosta
    @ytmmcosta 4 роки тому +26

    10:20 you found a computer treasure! That's a punch card from early days of modern computing! My usb drive says hi to its IBMderthal ancestor

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 роки тому +3

      Yeh, i believe ibm invented the cards to help the nazis count Jewish prisoners

    • @DamnedDave
      @DamnedDave 4 роки тому

      IBM claim they didn’t directly help the Germans(saying Nazis is not correct)
      They used agents to get around things To avoid tarnishing their reputation

    • @memespeech
      @memespeech 4 роки тому

      people growing up in the soviet union, even in the 80s, didn't get any "advanced" entertainment things like ataris and nintendos, they've only appeared in the 90s and were lagging a few generations behind contemporary

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 роки тому

      @@DamnedDave The Nazis were in power -- let's not put lipstick on this anti-semitic pig

  • @ellenpa2000
    @ellenpa2000 3 роки тому +11

    Bit late but catching up slowly with this excellent vlog.
    That "spy card is of course a normal computer punch card or Hollerith card used in 60s and 70s. :-) greetings from Canada. My hubby and I (retired and on in age) hope to go to Russia after covid and are learning Russian slowly. Encouraged by your vlog Ben!

  • @forslavjo
    @forslavjo 4 роки тому +202

    Ha, you should've tried to hang out with Belarusian Jason Statham. He seemed like a cool dude!

    • @stevenwebb3634
      @stevenwebb3634 4 роки тому

      Soviet Jason Statham was on his way to meet Soviet Vinnie Jones

    • @meml00rd
      @meml00rd 4 роки тому

      seriously just imagine the adventures the two of them could have. No one would ever fuck with them regardless of where they went(even tho bald never gets fucked with), but if he has a contract killer? Sheesh, people are going to be running up to him asking him to sample their assortment of drugs and weapons

  • @charliebad
    @charliebad 4 роки тому +22

    Rumour has it, the t-shirt has already been replaced with a Harald one!!!!

  • @ts673
    @ts673 4 роки тому +25

    I love that you’re doing this trip with Matt Lucas

  • @1970DAH
    @1970DAH 4 роки тому +3

    8:47 "It's never gonna be better than this, at least for me." ... Wow, those words almost became prophetic.

  • @nootnoot5623
    @nootnoot5623 4 роки тому +35

    I can't be the only one who wants Alinchik back.
    Love Bald, but that girl really has something special.

  • @mikerboi5015
    @mikerboi5015 4 роки тому +9

    We should help bald reach two mil this year for his hard work and keeping us entertained during lockdown🙌🙌🙌

  • @TheChessViking
    @TheChessViking 4 роки тому +27

    "An old Soviet badminton racket....this is like the best day ever!!!" only Bald....only Bald!

  • @greedycobra1446
    @greedycobra1446 3 роки тому +4

    Belarus is not what I expected at all! Looks a beautiful country!

  • @yurka63
    @yurka63 4 роки тому +7

    you should be awarded the hero of Belarus, for all your good work

  • @mystmuffin3600
    @mystmuffin3600 4 роки тому +22

    the gas mask on top of his head killed me man

  • @Demon_Umbreon0666
    @Demon_Umbreon0666 4 роки тому +67

    Bald: Sneaky little buggers, aren't we?
    Also Bald: *Screaming about everything*