That turquoise arch McDonalds is in Arizona, and they were legally required to change the color of the arch in order for it to fit in with local architecture.
not sure how I feel about the toad in your shoe story I just can't imagine what came out of that shoe when you removed the toad and I feel like death by getting crushed is one of the more gruesome ways to go edit: R.I.P toad
6:38, as a brazilian, i can confirm that this is very common in Brazil to protect the house from thieves, or if you have enough money, build a giant bunker that we brazilian call "house", brazilian's houses are made of concrete, with a large gate in front of the house..... or just live in a condominium
You had a toad in your shoe, and for hours you did not realise there was snapping sounds as the toads bones were breaking, and did not notice there were squishy and hard solids in your shoe with an odd wetness to them?
More likely that he felt it but didn't have the time to check until he had a break- or until it got so bad he had to sit down and figure out what was going on.
The image at 0:55 is the album "Absolution" from MUSE containing some of the greatest hits of the rock british band. Just for who love rock and want some quality music!
I stopped the video at the melted keyboard and proceeded to spend 30 whole minutes trying the calculate the velocity your fist would have to travel at to melt the keyboard. I think it should be somewhere around 407 km/h
2:47 this is not a giant doll. This is one of the original walk-around costumes for Mac Tonight, a mascot in the 80s and 90s for McDonald's to promote them being open late. He'd sing and fly on a piano. McDonald's stopped using him as they were sued by a song holder who held the rights to the original song Mac parodied.
Do you mean *hours*? Either way, other people aren't freaking out because: 1. It's not like he did it intentionally 2. He probably thought it was a bug or something else that had crawled in there and, as he mentioned, didn't realize it was a road until he had the opportunity to take a break and figure out the problem.
8:05 Since it involves SCP I'm gonna attempt to try and make a little SCP file about it (I might only do up to Special Containment Procedures because I have NO IDEA how to scientifically describe a Minion) SCP-6170 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Must be kept in a 10x10x5 10inch reinforced steel chamber with a daily meal of 15kg worth of premium bananas. In the events of a containment breach MTF-Alpha 72 (Banana Mashers) must be dispatched with DNA based sedatives.
6:38 it's not really a hmm here in sri Lanka, almost every wall has that. we do it to stop thieves, so if they ever climb the wall, they'll get a physical acupuncture.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding
6:52 "I'm from Skandinavia. I don't know if you know this, but when Skandinavian people get drunk, they get naked" - Joakim Broaden from Sabaton, 2019, to be seen in this picture.
Whats wrong with the moon man statue? My grandmother had a whole warehouse for her old creepy dolls and statues of famous people. This is why I am never scared of anything.
Its a story about how an earthquake happen in korea and these human shaped holes were found and the main character is trying to keep this girl he just found away from "her" hole its not as exciting as it sounds it pretty short but it still amazing and you should totally look at the manga artist Junji Ito
8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 378th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.
the glass shards are usually used to keep people out of the house ( prevent break-ins ) if im not wrong it's usually from shorter houses which don't have much security i have seen this in some Korean shows
I'm fairly sure the moon man is a costume. The character is Mac Tonight. I was almost certain the costume was featured in Urban Legends Final Cut (I remember it showing up only once when one of the characters is in the music studio), but I can't find image of it beside finding my copy of the movie and searching for it
6:40 this is actually what people use as a deffense mechanism. In the Phillipines many people use this to recycle bottles or just to prevent people to climbing a wall
Imagine telling your parents you love the fantastic 4 and for Christmas you get a rock, rubber band and a match
Yikes! 0_0
Well is she wrong?
Fr
I did not expect you here
And the match was already used, too
"Literally a predator alien hybrid, but you can ride it."
I've watched enough Terminator movies to know where this is going.
Haha good one
D i r t y M i n d ✨😊
tentacle hent4i
Well, if face huggers latched on to a motorcycle, maybe this is what it'll hatch.
Someone grab the Holy Hand Grenade and throw it into the gutter
I don't know if Jack's puns inspire me or make me wanna jump into a pit of lava
they inspire you!
to jump into a pit of lava.
Then you'll inspire others to jump in a pit of lava :))))
Jump in a pit of burned pizza 4:37
@@jameskristian3617 lol me too but it was a volcano and I’m dead
I love how Ghastly just looks offended that she pulled a cross on 'em.
I would be too
@@enderking1525 As an ender or a person? Lol, I'd find it hilarious maybe a bit confusing.
fun fact a cross can kill a person and your next
@@isappycracks So it can kill two people? Pretty sure it's killed a lot more than that.
@@isappycracks yo why're you killing the movie? Hell nah man
That turquoise arch McDonalds is in Arizona, and they were legally required to change the color of the arch in order for it to fit in with local architecture.
Hmmmm
That profile picture
@@MuddyPuppy26 the legion, is here….
oh cool another fucky wucky uwu wegion pwofile picture design
@@MuddyPuppy26 wut
Aaaaaaaah
6:54 Ah yes, the lead singer of Sabaton and his hellokitty guitar, what a beautiful sight
I love that im not the only sabaton fan here lol
@@dudeparty661 Not by a long shot
I like ther song to
Definitely not alone
Next album will contain the Hello Kitty theme
The amount of puns in this video is beautiful
I sort of agree, but I feel that it could have benefited from a few dozen more.
Jack being a junji ito fan has single handedly made him my favorite narrator
not sure how I feel about the toad in your shoe story I just can't imagine what came out of that shoe when you removed the toad and I feel like death by getting crushed is one of the more gruesome ways to go
edit: R.I.P toad
E
Jack making puns makes me think that he's a dad
Not necessarily, I'm not a dad (or a mom for that matter), but I tell LOTS of puns. I like to PUNish my audience.
Trust me, he ain't a dad
3:08
The funniest part is that you cannot see his face at all, it's straight up pitch black it feels cartoonic
6:38, as a brazilian, i can confirm that this is very common in Brazil to protect the house from thieves, or if you have enough money, build a giant bunker that we brazilian call "house", brazilian's houses are made of concrete, with a large gate in front of the house..... or just live in a condominium
4:50 ah yes I love the Fifth Element
Just a reminder that I love y'all. Have a wonderful beautiful day. And happy birthday to y'all.
No homo
NO homo
6:39 Fun fact: A lot of latin-american houses (mostly seen in mexico) have that kind of "decoration" so thiefs wont enter you're house
You had a toad in your shoe, and for hours you did not realise there was snapping sounds as the toads bones were breaking, and did not notice there were squishy and hard solids in your shoe with an odd wetness to them?
More likely that he felt it but didn't have the time to check until he had a break- or until it got so bad he had to sit down and figure out what was going on.
r/oddlyspecific
I was at the concert where the gave Joakim that hello kitty guitar. It was amazing. Tommy rickrolled us, too.
The image at 0:55 is the album "Absolution" from MUSE containing some of the greatest hits of the rock british band.
Just for who love rock and want some quality music!
I have this album, and recognized the picture right away. Great music, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed!
“Riding a predator” Never sounded so literal 💀
9:50 okay but you get different levels of softness to choose from. This is brilliant
4:55 : that. Is literally from the Fifth Element. The best character at that. I love him.
Jack: This dog is clearly hydra-ted!
Me:... That's Medusa...
Pretty sure he knew from the "stone cold" joke a few moments later
HAIL HYDRA!
4:38 who just watched The 5th Element
And decided "U know what I'm cosplaying today as Chris Tucker in that film!"
His lack of jokes about it being from fifth element disturbs me. I'm old...
@@jcondo08 Same here I feel ur pain
I stopped the video at the melted keyboard and proceeded to spend 30 whole minutes trying the calculate the velocity your fist would have to travel at to melt the keyboard. I think it should be somewhere around 407 km/h
O-o
I’m sorry?
So, Basically, Goku level punches?
@@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!! (Obliterates keyboard)
2:47 this is not a giant doll. This is one of the original walk-around costumes for Mac Tonight, a mascot in the 80s and 90s for McDonald's to promote them being open late. He'd sing and fly on a piano. McDonald's stopped using him as they were sued by a song holder who held the rights to the original song Mac parodied.
11:00 I like bonsai and I’ve started some that are now over 2 years old but to get to that really cool level it takes 35-50 years of growing :(
UseFUL utensil: “the Spork”
UseLESS utensil: “the Foon”
Even more UseLESS utensil: "the Skpoofrk"
(Spoon, Fork and Knife)
@@dehydration3651 Actually, no. If done right, that one could be useful.
@@kittydemonoverkill well, y'cant take the risk of cutting your mouth with it, so yeah
8:04 So the SCP Foundation finally caught a live one. Time for cross-experiment with the immortal lizard.
6:39 This remnds me of my old roof. The glasses were cemented there to provide protections from people entering there by climbing up the walls.
6:38 embedding broken glass on top of a security wall is common in Mexico. It's how neighborhoods protect themselves.
same with my place usually keeps the robbers away or any drunk idiot who tries to vault over our wall
same in the philippines
Same in Brazil
4:42 ayye it's rubbyyyy. love the dude for dressing as him
YE SOMEONE ELSE GOT IT!
6:40 Here in the Philippines, this is often seen as a measure to prevent thieves (and maybe stray cats) from breaking into your house
Yeah, it's so effective that I to use the whole bondage for my hands.
This is just a joke, and did not happened eventually.
6:52
What is the context of this? Why does Joakim have a hello kitty guitar?
The first one caught me of guard.
5:30 diagonal minecraft builds be like
why is nobody freaking out about the fact jack killed a toad and didn't even find out till 3 minutes later???
rip toad tho.
Do you mean *hours*?
Either way, other people aren't freaking out because:
1. It's not like he did it intentionally
2. He probably thought it was a bug or something else that had crawled in there and, as he mentioned, didn't realize it was a road until he had the opportunity to take a break and figure out the problem.
@@alchemysaga3745 oh well i guess i must've been the only one shocked lmao
Once I ran over a toad with a dirt bike he lived
8:05 Since it involves SCP I'm gonna attempt to try and make a little SCP file about it (I might only do up to Special Containment Procedures because I have NO IDEA how to scientifically describe a Minion)
SCP-6170
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Must be kept in a 10x10x5 10inch reinforced steel chamber with a daily meal of 15kg worth of premium bananas. In the events of a containment breach MTF-Alpha 72 (Banana Mashers) must be dispatched with DNA based sedatives.
I do not know some of the words here but I know a tiny bit of scp and this is nice to read
6:38, this is the basic security of all public and private places in the Philippines. This is just more fancier, we usually use smashed beer bottles.
6:38 it's not really a hmm here in sri Lanka, almost every wall has that. we do it to stop thieves, so if they ever climb the wall, they'll get a physical acupuncture.
10:10
We did it bois
we found the foon, the opposite of a spork
the best time of day is an emkay video dropping ✨
0:48 That's the cover for Muse's album Absolution.
4:38 That's Ruby Rhod from "The Fifth Element"
E
To be fair tea goes with just about anything.
Broken glass shards are regularly used as wall spikes to prevent burglary where I live, and I think it looks pretty good tbh
Josuke makes his return in this episode of emkay
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Oh no, this is gonna became a spam
Yes
Which video did Jack say this in the intro to?
I remember it being r/eyebleach but that's all
I like your funny words magic man
I still love the Xenomorph bike design
is there a gender for bikes and can bikes have sex?
But the only problem is where to it ride.
0:48 this is the cover of the 2004 album absolution by muse (a real banger)
I was looking for this comment!
At 6:41, that is actually what some people do on their outer walls to protect their home here at the Philippines
0:50 THATSMY HOLE IT WASS MADE FOR ME!
YES. WE NEED A LIVE ACTION! idk how they are gonnna do it but I want it.
6:38 Yeah, that’s how a lot of people “recycle” here in Ecuador. Keeps the thieves out and the kids in.
The crocodiles/alligator singing Hello! From the Book of Mormon made my day
6:52 "I'm from Skandinavia. I don't know if you know this, but when Skandinavian people get drunk, they get naked" - Joakim Broaden from Sabaton, 2019, to be seen in this picture.
1:53 Holy shit that’s one of the most best and not cringe puns ever!
Cudos to you! 😂
3:00 the Floridian’s just been locked out, stop playing games and let ‘em in
0:56 that’s a muse album cover
10:11
Use it for fondue. The metal parts will keep the solids while the slots and the rim will hold the food as the rest drains.
Or alternativly you could use it for cereal (idea based on the design on the handle)
@@thorbcrafter997 Yep
7:49 Hydra???!?!? Dude.. Those are snakes... If ANYTHING he will be a medusa retriever... Get ya freakin monster right...
6:55 Joakim Brodén can rock anything
With the amount of wood puns going to go insane
Whats wrong with the moon man statue? My grandmother had a whole warehouse for her old creepy dolls and statues of famous people. This is why I am never scared of anything.
8:05 As someone who roleplays the SCP Foundation on Wattpad, TikTok, Instagram and many, MANY more...
This is accurate
8:42 those mudskippers could see the next picture?
0:48
I don't know what the enigma of whatever it was is but I do know that that's a Muse album cover.
Its a story about how an earthquake happen in korea and these human shaped holes were found and the main character is trying to keep this girl he just found away from "her" hole its not as exciting as it sounds it pretty short but it still amazing and you should totally look at the manga artist Junji Ito
It’s very very wholesome totally recommend on a bad day
6:38
United States man discover the human best house protection by LATAM
Lmao, 2:40 is my bedroom! Or, was my bedroom. Everything is in storage now but that Mac Tonight used to be next to my bed.
6:39
The sad thing about this thing is that it’s really common in my country
The fact that Jack doesn't know who Ruby Rod is, just makes me sad.
Who is that-shermy
Who the fuck is Ruby Rod
@@batato2850 He is a character from 'The Fifth Element', it's a 1997 movie. They're referring to the guy dressed up at 4:38.
@@SevereNightmares The fifth element was a good movie
agreed
"They're all inside her!"
Fun fact: the big puppet was actually a McDonald's mascot from the 90s called 'Mac Tonight' and it was a costume.
6:39 i see that alot.
8 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
This is my 378th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.
Could they also do r/mcmansionhell
Things that doesnt kill you keeps you alive
3:20
Ok THAT is sick
That raccoon is so chubby and fluffy and I love her
0:51 I indeed was absolutely terrified
the glass shards are usually used to keep people out of the house ( prevent break-ins ) if im not wrong it's usually from shorter houses which don't have much security i have seen this in some Korean shows
You don't know smart phones can combine powers? Until you kicked the edge of the furniture
3:10 he just wants a hug
I'm fairly sure the moon man is a costume. The character is Mac Tonight. I was almost certain the costume was featured in Urban Legends Final Cut (I remember it showing up only once when one of the characters is in the music studio), but I can't find image of it beside finding my copy of the movie and searching for it
6:38
bro every third house uses that to prevent intruders in my country. it's just so popular here.
1:06 when the new player is a speedrunner
1:36 Damn Mr.Peanutbutter really let things go
the bad puns are so bad that they're funny
3:18 Made my day. I just got a stack of planks, *LIES!*
6:39 Ah yes a standard wall here in too many parts of Mexico
8:10
Amnestics are required
"a predator alien hybrid but you can ride it"
bold of u to assume i cant ride an alien
0:51 sobbing, shaking, crying
I'm not surprised that the minions are SCPs
5:28 "who dug diagonally while having minecraft irl installed ?"
0:28 that’s the sickest bike I have ever seen
4:37 it`s the dude from fifth element! XD
6:40 this is actually what people use as a deffense mechanism. In the Phillipines many people use this to recycle bottles or just to prevent people to climbing a wall
6:38 Well hello there, Brazil.
6:38 Shush, australian, that's a legitimate way to protect your house and it's very effective. It's very common here in Brazil.
7:10
I think that’s my home town, they wouldn’t let McDonald’s have the yellow arch because something about the city planning
6:41 Where I live this is perfectly normal and commonplace. Sometimes in conjunction with barbed wire if the guy is really paranoid.
6:39 here in Mexico (and latinamerica) its pretty efective and cheap
6:39 My American friend, Let me introduce you to the magic land of Mexico
When you show up at a sports event just to Cosplay as Ruby Rod from The 5th Element.