TF2: Crits on Command

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  • Опубліковано 12 гру 2024
  • In today's video I play as the Demoman using an almost stock loadout. I switched the default grenade launcher for the iron bomber since I like the bigger hitbox it has. If it wasn't for that I would definitely use the default though since I have always enjoyed the feel of it. I get a ton of random crits in this video so I decided to title it "Crits on Command." Enjoy!
    My links:
    Twitter / fatmagic_real
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 523

  • @zixlity9471
    @zixlity9471 3 роки тому +642

    24:12 that "What the fuck are you doing?" Was so guttural, his tone of confusion and slight annoyance was truly what killed the scout that day.

    • @JayAreAitch
      @JayAreAitch 3 роки тому +15

      It wasn't really guttural

    • @dagman9315
      @dagman9315 3 роки тому +75

      Watching that scout flail about just made me hurt inside.

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 3 роки тому +54

      it hits harder because it was genuine confusion

    • @ItsLerez
      @ItsLerez 3 роки тому +52

      I'm pretty sure we've all been that scout. Trying to juke out our target only to lose them even though they're just standing still.

    • @matthewnickolas4706
      @matthewnickolas4706 3 роки тому +9

      I'm crying that moment truelly broke me. like that was the single most retarded scout play i've seen in years

  • @guacamxle883
    @guacamxle883 3 роки тому +584

    24:11 that "wtf are you doing?" was so genuine lol

  • @CriminalKiwi21
    @CriminalKiwi21 3 роки тому +729

    The Dispenser pick! He can't keep getting away with it!

    • @funnyman2027
      @funnyman2027 3 роки тому +36

      Jesse we have to cap

    • @pokenbby
      @pokenbby 3 роки тому +5

      >he cant keep getting away with it

    • @paper-boat4326
      @paper-boat4326 3 роки тому +2

      THE MADMAN WITH THE DISPENSER PICK JESUS CHRIST

    • @neo4016
      @neo4016 3 роки тому +6

      Sir! the demoman just got our dispencer again!

    • @paper-boat4326
      @paper-boat4326 3 роки тому +7

      @@neo4016 “WELL WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING KILL HIM!”
      “Sir, we can’t!”
      “AND WHY NOT?!”
      “He’s a n g r y”
      “Dear god.”

  • @bardofvoid174
    @bardofvoid174 3 роки тому +309

    The dispenser meta:
    -Get angry
    -Get every dispenser pick possible.
    -Get auto-balanced
    -Get behind the enemy spawn and position and attack from there
    -Win

    • @dannymarcinko6790
      @dannymarcinko6790 3 роки тому +12

      Bonus - get a pocket medic so you can Uber and walk through their team just to get the dispenser pick without killing anyone else

    • @skipercrac
      @skipercrac 3 роки тому +5

      sigma male playstyle

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 2 роки тому +3

      How could you forget to get kicked?

  • @CorgiDoom1881
    @CorgiDoom1881 3 роки тому +178

    16:40 was awesome! Pipe jumped off the oblivious heavy to juke the sniper coming at him with a melee.

  • @addisonwan5401
    @addisonwan5401 3 роки тому +789

    “Crits on Command” would be a better title for the frontier justice

  • @thebusiness8212
    @thebusiness8212 3 роки тому +38

    4:29
    Engie: You are confused and trying to kill me? Well then.... my work here is done.

  • @poshilplaya324
    @poshilplaya324 3 роки тому +62

    What I look forward to in a fat magic vid that occurs quite often: a lucrative amount of crits, bots getting kicked, confusing players, and the important dispenser pick.

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 3 роки тому +7

      and people really want to remove the angry crits. it wouldn't be the same.

  • @Ayeloo
    @Ayeloo 3 роки тому +118

    He went from dominating a server to having a single scout be his downfall

  • @enchilordo8562
    @enchilordo8562 3 роки тому +83

    14:00 make the bird sound your next hit sound

  • @samdaman2939
    @samdaman2939 2 роки тому +19

    Total Crits Fatmagic got: 54
    Crits on Upward: 23
    Crits on Dustbowl: 10
    Crits on Harvest: 21

  • @MrPoyo-xw1em
    @MrPoyo-xw1em 3 роки тому +42

    14:31 Spy: "I swung but I missed"

  • @Issengan
    @Issengan 3 роки тому +23

    17:41 "You appear to be at my mercy."

  • @cakeeatingcat9462
    @cakeeatingcat9462 3 роки тому +33

    24:06
    This is just the best part of the video

  • @EmperorNightfall
    @EmperorNightfall 3 роки тому +24

    3:58 scout when ms. pauling rejects him

  • @pizzaclock9732
    @pizzaclock9732 3 роки тому +11

    20:16 that demo is pretty smart, charge into a wall to bait you to detonate, but he underestimated the sticky explosion radius

  • @williamyang7611
    @williamyang7611 3 роки тому +30

    16:38 That was a cheeky move :o

  • @jupitarzZ
    @jupitarzZ 3 роки тому +63

    we aren't gonna talk about the suiciding scout at 3:59

  • @MisterMehdi
    @MisterMehdi 3 роки тому +11

    28:41 Fatmagic: whaaat? That was the weirdest thing I've ever happened
    Me: yea Fat it's called a lag spike it's our everyday must happen thing

  • @P_ckneck
    @P_ckneck 3 роки тому +15

    i liked when manly0man said "Ooh, he changed it up"

  • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
    @palecaptainwolfkayls8499 3 роки тому +13

    No for real that “What the fuck are you doing” Scout nearly killed me

  • @Rickkhry
    @Rickkhry 3 роки тому +191

    I love how frequently fATmagic uploads
    It's like he wants all our days to end well :D

  • @Luna_Kobold
    @Luna_Kobold 3 роки тому +20

    4:28 engineer: "screw you im gonna go play minecraft"

  • @DasAlternativeEnde
    @DasAlternativeEnde 3 роки тому +126

    Im so glad i found this Channel. Every other TF2 Creator uploads maybe once a Month

    • @1053Michael
      @1053Michael 3 роки тому +1

      Genki

    • @johndoe7681
      @johndoe7681 3 роки тому +9

      Vorobey is also decent.

    • @AUchop
      @AUchop 3 роки тому +22

      He's the only actively uploading TF2 creator that can make me laugh

    • @bradoozy
      @bradoozy 3 роки тому +8

      @@AUchop yeah, and i think if he even went away from tf2 he’d still be great

    • @hugedummy
      @hugedummy 3 роки тому +1

      l a z y p u r p l e

  • @sire_beandon
    @sire_beandon 3 роки тому +315

    I’m a simple man. I hear “Hey everybody Fatmagic here,” I click the like.

  • @1joby
    @1joby 2 роки тому +4

    24:07 is my favorite fatmagic moment

  • @djangodjango5694
    @djangodjango5694 3 роки тому +2

    24:07 that whole encounter was just amazing

  • @grimace3983
    @grimace3983 3 роки тому +13

    thank you for making vids, i've been watching old and new ones to get through a stomach bug i've had for a few days now.

  • @supernalboot
    @supernalboot 3 роки тому +2

    "can you reflect a 360"
    nah
    *proceeds to reflect 360*
    "he's insane"
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

  • @slipps6135
    @slipps6135 3 роки тому +12

    The staircase part was an amazing display of the mental state of casual scouts

  • @waltergaming9802
    @waltergaming9802 3 роки тому +21

    24:11 my favorite part

    • @hubhx
      @hubhx 3 роки тому

      same lmao

  • @r3m1x12
    @r3m1x12 3 роки тому +52

    Every time I hear the "Hey everybody Fat Magic here..." I just feel satisfaction. Good job bro

  • @VulcanicCloud
    @VulcanicCloud 3 роки тому +6

    These videos are so simple and stupid, but man they are honestly some of the most entertaining things I've seen on UA-cam. I love your gaming.

  • @darknuance_ix
    @darknuance_ix 3 роки тому +5

    "this defense is gonna be tough"
    10 mins later he's spawncamping the enemy team

  • @inseguire1
    @inseguire1 3 роки тому +3

    Oh god he's using the bottle, one of the most deadly weapons in all of tf2 existance. With a swing of the bottle a 195 random crit hits you like a truck. An unmatched melee.

  • @AndroCubed
    @AndroCubed 3 роки тому +5

    13:58
    he gets a bird out of the scout then immediatly two crits in a row
    what kind of luck is that

  • @greatdevilbb305
    @greatdevilbb305 3 роки тому +6

    No, it was not the internet, it was the scout that stopped the tome and threw a bunch of knifes at you.

  • @washedupfries
    @washedupfries 3 роки тому +1

    love the amount of Chaos in each video. really brings back the old UA-cam days

  • @DerpySnake
    @DerpySnake 3 роки тому

    The spy at 14:30 rushing in uncloaked, undisguised butter knifing anyone he sees.... Chad energy.

  • @pedrocruvinel4914
    @pedrocruvinel4914 3 роки тому +16

    People: R A N D O M crits
    Fatmagic: well yes, but actually no

  • @Felix-Felix
    @Felix-Felix 3 роки тому

    0:43 Scoutineer literally named "sneakyninja"
    Giga chad engineer gaming

  • @SchmoesLightyear
    @SchmoesLightyear 3 роки тому +2

    29:47 *GOODBYE*

  • @artik420
    @artik420 2 роки тому +6

    crit bucket is insane

  • @powerangov8793
    @powerangov8793 3 роки тому

    3:45 this guy out here moving like Mr Game and Watch

  • @hubhx
    @hubhx 3 роки тому +5

    24:07 he is the one.

  • @schlafenmochten8519
    @schlafenmochten8519 3 роки тому +1

    17:11 That goddamn laugh

  • @otter4370
    @otter4370 3 роки тому

    4:00 I like that he didn't notice the scout that just randomly jumped in the pit.

  • @parkermiller9101
    @parkermiller9101 3 роки тому +6

    Sometimes you need to just stop thinking so your unpredictable and then you can make the best of plays.

  • @danizer
    @danizer 3 роки тому

    24:09 that scouts goal is beyond our understanding

  • @bardofvoid174
    @bardofvoid174 3 роки тому

    12:10 "let's get some ammo at the cart" *fucking rockets an ammo box in plain view straight towards himself*

  • @altrightgut1765
    @altrightgut1765 3 роки тому +1

    Dopamine in 2 seconds 8:18

  • @Lucasberrin
    @Lucasberrin 3 роки тому +2

    This is by far one of the most cursed videos in this channel.

  • @KoboldCloaca
    @KoboldCloaca 3 роки тому

    19:48 when I heard "pingas" I had a flashback to old 2011 ytp

  • @thetsfa3307
    @thetsfa3307 3 роки тому +2

    I am not the only one still waiting for the cooking show you know...

  • @maxypookiedookie
    @maxypookiedookie 3 роки тому

    4:30 He rejected humanity, and became monke.

  • @haphaxion
    @haphaxion 3 роки тому

    idk if you could have a more perfect moment than listening and seeing what happens on the left of the screen at 3:57

  • @shiba2ndworlder
    @shiba2ndworlder 2 роки тому +16

    Nice crit bucket lol.

  • @harrahlsiah3850
    @harrahlsiah3850 3 роки тому +1

    Fatmagic, you are the only youtuber I put in 720p because you are epic

  • @NekoKhris
    @NekoKhris 3 роки тому +1

    That sub count deserves an additional 1 at the very beginning, this content is beautiful

  • @CivicViceversa
    @CivicViceversa 3 роки тому +1

    it's incredible how you singlehandedly saved that upwards match when you got autobalanced

  • @sdd1018
    @sdd1018 2 роки тому +3

    in light of some recent accusations this title makes a bit more sense

  • @TonyFonzerelli
    @TonyFonzerelli 3 роки тому +5

    I started a family a few years ago and at this point can't play tf2 :( thank you for providing tf2 content. please don't stop. you and ricegod are my tf2 go to content. love you magic

  • @alessandromele3918
    @alessandromele3918 3 роки тому +1

    THE BOT IS RECITING THE WHOLE "ROBOTS" SCRIPT, I'M FUCKING DYING AHAHAHAHAH

  • @thomasgonnering69
    @thomasgonnering69 3 роки тому +2

    Fatmagic and kritz is overpowered

  • @terrordarky
    @terrordarky 3 роки тому

    fatmagic: why can't they see the stickies in a place literally nobody would expect them to be in???
    also fatmagic: doesn't notice a spy uncloaking in front of him and gets butterknifed

  • @nikcastle6943
    @nikcastle6943 3 роки тому +2

    About a year or two ago, I remember playing a game of KOTH on harvest, and there was this Bottle Knight going on a sick kill streak in blu team's side house. Idk, but I kinda feel that this may have been you Fatmagic. The style I witnessed then fits your play style, especially using the side house to flank enemies.

  • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
    @elfpi55-bigB0O85 3 роки тому +2

    shoutout to the guy in chat who kept saying "nice shot" every time he got meleed or backstabbed

    • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
      @elfpi55-bigB0O85 3 роки тому

      inverse shoutout, a whisperin, to the whiny fan in the chat tho, leave the man alone he's working

  • @daniel-js7bw
    @daniel-js7bw 3 роки тому +5

    I’m a simple man, I see fatmagic I click.

  • @arian2745
    @arian2745 3 роки тому

    Nobody:
    Electric Dragon when he dies: Nice shot

  • @litterbox019
    @litterbox019 2 роки тому

    8:42 guys the fatmagic cinematic universe is real

  • @oousan58
    @oousan58 3 роки тому

    4:29 disappeared engineer, I saw today disappeared medic and both of them didn't leave their games

  • @Hadok3nStudios
    @Hadok3nStudios 3 роки тому

    Tryhards picking upward: Ez map Ez win
    FatMagic: "You should reconsider your so-called win "

  • @evieinfinite
    @evieinfinite 3 роки тому +1

    11:44 dudes awp is named "BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE V2"

  • @theotherbird8381
    @theotherbird8381 3 роки тому

    8:00 the medic is really good props to him

  • @guardingdark2860
    @guardingdark2860 3 роки тому

    Deadliest weapons in history:
    1) Broken glass bottle
    2) Stairs
    3) Stickies in plain sight
    4) Nuclear bombs

  • @blucanyon
    @blucanyon 7 місяців тому

    The bot typing out the entirety of the robots script is pretty funnt

  • @I-Stole-Your-Toast700
    @I-Stole-Your-Toast700 3 місяці тому

    I was abouta be like, "Wow! 3 years ago! must've been before jungle inf-its 2024"

  • @tinysloth7
    @tinysloth7 3 роки тому +2

    Fav TF2 youtuber

  • @WristFreeze97
    @WristFreeze97 3 роки тому

    3:15 ”Dream is hacking” LMAO yeah

  • @stormstroak611
    @stormstroak611 3 роки тому +1

    Fat magic thank you for uploading all the time, I’m going through shit right now and your videos just brighten my day up so much!

  • @aleksa8761
    @aleksa8761 Рік тому

    17:11 fatmagic is descending into madness

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 10 місяців тому +1

    Glory to the crit.

  • @Miaustarr
    @Miaustarr 3 роки тому +1

    Congrats with your 100k mah angry Boss baby

  • @hattori930
    @hattori930 3 роки тому

    The dispencer pick meme has a suprisingly long life span

  • @joshdavis2711
    @joshdavis2711 3 роки тому +4

    Fun fact: harvest players cant see stickies in any lobby.

  • @cheddartaco
    @cheddartaco 3 роки тому

    9:03 every fatmagic video

  • @AsphaltRhys
    @AsphaltRhys 3 роки тому

    Always love these vids Fatmagic, you're amog the top 5 youtuber gaming baddies

  • @danielshrekoderbanner
    @danielshrekoderbanner 3 роки тому

    Support from somebody currently in Oregon! Love your vids Fatmagic :)

  • @mccoolfriend6818
    @mccoolfriend6818 2 роки тому +1

    He lags redmarks and everyone freezes
    Mine lags
    The game looks cursed as everything blends into a weird painting

  • @nikki-deprecated
    @nikki-deprecated 3 роки тому

    16:40 that was *perfectly* executed wow

  • @TFWULF
    @TFWULF 3 роки тому

    As in typical fat magic way: ''The end is never the goal, but the jorney itself'' and that is why we loose every game boys

  • @sevendeadlysquids404
    @sevendeadlysquids404 3 роки тому +1

    Crits on Command = Anger Management

  • @counterstriker500
    @counterstriker500 Рік тому

    That scout at 17:16 went fucking flying, holy shit.

  • @razed5191
    @razed5191 3 роки тому +1

    I swear you're literally good at every class

  • @sayedmuhammadhasan1956
    @sayedmuhammadhasan1956 3 роки тому

    Congrats on 100k man u deserved it :D

  • @rektles8984
    @rektles8984 3 роки тому

    4:00 the poor scout on the left lmao

  • @madmuffinz
    @madmuffinz 3 роки тому

    **DEAD** Electric Dragon: nice shot

    • @madmuffinz
      @madmuffinz 3 роки тому

      @John Aro you are not that attentive lol

  • @r4dbro
    @r4dbro 3 роки тому +1

    4:29 He just dissapear

  • @SupaThePotato
    @SupaThePotato 3 роки тому +5

    man i dont play tf2 for months, and those dispenser picks makes me want to play

  • @screamza
    @screamza 2 роки тому +1

    11:00 look at that point difference. Jesus