Oh hell her response pissed me off so damn much. STOP WHINING AND PRESS THE DAMN BUTTON. I usually love her but golly girl we don't have time for emotions. PEOPLE ARE DYING.
@@onlylosereverdefinitely had sexist intentions with that comment, but women do have more emotional responses to things, and Girls are socialized to be nurturing, empathetic, and to care about others. Boys are socialized to be competitive, confident, and assertive
Honestly same. It really really angered me. Id be PISSED as president and to get the call to distract me? Nah. There is no time for emotions. In that situation you NEED to act on something. Whether it's small or large scale something needs to be done and crying won't help. Cry later in the bunker.
She had a rage building inside of me bro. Like this shit is crazy crying while hundreds of millions of ur own people are at risk. Never get this girl anywhere near anything political. Can just imagine about Kamala would probably be worse than this.
@@Rivr0HHits like some kind of powder or smth like, i forgot the name of those shake extra toppings but its like that but it eats your brain im pretty sure
@@Semtex_errora nuclear missile takes less than 5 minutes if on the oppisite side of the planet. You will have less than 60 seconds to duck for cover when the sirens start.
Of course she knows it’s not real that’s not why she’s crying she’s crying bcuz she’s actually imagining if it were to happen thinking about if it happened for real and imagining the real person who has to make the final decision that’s why she’s crying it’s really not that hard to figure out
You have to set a precedent and say that “You know what, any countries in the future want to nuke us too? You can meet the same fate as Valoria” that’s why whilst it would be a tragedy, a large-scale nuclear response would be the best option.
i study nuclear physics,i live the perfect distance from my city where i will almost be unaffected but i can still watch. so my first reaction would be get my sunglasses and sunscreen, climb onto my roof and get ready for the show
the very best youtuber you can feel his aura and my depression just disappears every time I watch his videos this man was born to have such a good charisma
Thats not how nukes work. You get to vomit profusely for weeks and watch as your flesh rots away due to radiation poisoning. Its not instant. Its one of the slowest and most horrific deaths.
I'd be like "intercept the missiles that's aiming for the fully populated areas, and try to intercept the other ones if you can". Pretty ez to choose to be honest.
@@xxknockoutx5928l’appuntamentolozzi💀*I have on idea what this means it just came on my keyboard it could mean “fuck your mother and brother” but I honestly don’t know😭*
@@Sigma_skibidi100it was from the Germans but Japan most definitely was not on the side of the USA, to remind you, the us joined the war because Japan targeted a major USA port, Pearl Harbor, and the only reason why Japan conceded was because of the two nukes that we dropped on them
@@gammasilent858 the zimmerman telegraph was sent in ww1 because germany was scared usa was gonna join the war, and im pretty sure it was the reason the usa joined ww1
Let’s keep it real most women are emotional thinkers which is why they shouldn’t be making big decisions such as in politics due to the fact that most women will make there decisions based off of emotion rather than logic
when the president says "I don't feel like it right now" as nukes are bound t hit every major city
female president moment
@@mr.fahrenheit7009sexist
☕️
Yeah I was like wtf? You gotta do something
@@PurgeMaster847your 5
“You live in Mississippi? Well I have some bad news for you” got me rolling 19:18
I live in Mississippi too 😂
Bro I live in Mississippi😭
They all gonna go mississaygoodbye
Ima miss Mississippi
Yo same I live in Mississippi too
Oh hell her response pissed me off so damn much. STOP WHINING AND PRESS THE DAMN BUTTON. I usually love her but golly girl we don't have time for emotions. PEOPLE ARE DYING.
Ong
It actually passed me off ngl
Ong. Like its hard but look its u or them so they dead
is she an actress or sumn?
@@johnnolen2781no she’s a UA-camr and a daredevil
This was such a brutal watch 😭
the fact that she's crying at a sim game 😆
@@TGP.Productionsfr. Just showed me woman shouldn’t be President 💀
@@kylemazur1447 not what that shows lmfao
@@kylemazur1447it’s not about sex/gender
@@onlylosereverdefinitely had sexist intentions with that comment, but women do have more emotional responses to things, and Girls are socialized to be nurturing, empathetic, and to care about others. Boys are socialized to be competitive, confident, and assertive
Her response made me so mad bro omg
She had too much empathy considering 40-60m Americans were going to get nuked
ong like, stop crying and send em all 🚀
Same, wasted 9 whole minutes going in circles and doing this and doing that just to go with the same options as everyone.
Honestly same. It really really angered me. Id be PISSED as president and to get the call to distract me? Nah. There is no time for emotions. In that situation you NEED to act on something. Whether it's small or large scale something needs to be done and crying won't help. Cry later in the bunker.
She had a rage building inside of me bro. Like this shit is crazy crying while hundreds of millions of ur own people are at risk. Never get this girl anywhere near anything political. Can just imagine about Kamala would probably be worse than this.
Bro my dinner literally JUST hit the table😭
same babe
@@drakewood8095 same babe
same babe
Good eats??
@@Aztronominallll same babe
Am I a psychopath? I feel like I would instantly choose option 2 with no remorse.
I said both
Real shit
Any person with common sense would pick option 2
If I can I’m choosing both
Cool guy over here
1:00 joe caught taking the galaxy gas on camera
Whats galaxy gas
my name lil t mane
@@Rivr0HHits like some kind of powder or smth like, i forgot the name of those shake extra toppings but its like that but it eats your brain im pretty sure
@@Rivr0HHLiterally galaxy gas like galaxy gas
@@Rivr0HH u dont got tiktok u wouldnt understand
with 10 mins left to live, Id probably watch a joebart vid
Most are 20-30 mins 😂
@@Semtex_error there’s always that one person that no one likes
@@johnjaquis6198fr
@@Semtex_errora nuclear missile takes less than 5 minutes if on the oppisite side of the planet. You will have less than 60 seconds to duck for cover when the sirens start.
@@Jake-777-7 yes I know I meant Joe's videos
If there’s a nuclear bomb that would hit my city in 10 minutes I’m hiding in a refrigerator
You aint Billy, bro.
W strat w strat
Hello fellow Indiana Jones lover
u watched fallout 😂
Bro is cooked (quite literally, radiation burns your skin off)
crying in a fake situation is crazy
It was probably from the stress or just to farm views lmao
People cry to fictional movies it's the same thing
You’re like 14 why are you speaking
@@emmyreimmyno it’s not 🤦♂️
She didn't understand how presidents can just sit and decide for millions of people to be killed. That's why she's crying.
29:43 "I dont feel like it right now😔" JUST CHOOSE AN OPTION THERE IS NOTHING ELSE💀 actually pissed me off so much
she got me so mad, end their history already 😂
Eye for an eye = we remove you from existence on some thanos shit.
LOL
Nukes are basically suicide missions for some countries
Ik this fake but she really just pissed me clean tf off
The fake crying at the end💀
Like bruh it’s not that serious it’s not real 😭🙏
Of course she knows it’s not real that’s not why she’s crying she’s crying bcuz she’s actually imagining if it were to happen thinking about if it happened for real and imagining the real person who has to make the final decision that’s why she’s crying it’s really not that hard to figure out
@@amber.ren_1995 its an easy decision though. not worth crying over either
What's the square miles of Valoria?
"Mister President, we don't have tim-"
What's the square miles of Valoria?
"207 square miles"
*Level It.*
26:36 it's NUCLEAR WARFARE. How can you expect a "GOOD" option?
I mean the nukes are already launched 😭
@@Blawgisthegoat
the acting from everyone in this was so good
27:17 why is she taking it so seriously
You have to set a precedent and say that “You know what, any countries in the future want to nuke us too? You can meet the same fate as Valoria” that’s why whilst it would be a tragedy, a large-scale nuclear response would be the best option.
You dont understand nuclear war. You retaliate because of Mutualy Asured Destruction. MAD world doctrine is the only thing stopping nuclear holocaust.
16:22 That name brings back memories 😭 Medal of Honor on the ps2 taught me well
💀💀..
Taking the dirtbike out for one last ride
Same bro
w
YEEESAAAH
i study nuclear physics,i live the perfect distance from my city where i will almost be unaffected but i can still watch. so my first reaction would be get my sunglasses and sunscreen, climb onto my roof and get ready for the show
You must have failed your courses.
@@Jake-777-7 what Am I supposed to do not watch the beautiful boom
what if the blast isnt gonna be where you think?
@@goosiefel Looking at a nuclear explosion can blind you for up to 10 minutes. Blast wave, radiation will be reaching you by then.
“How do we know” bro you finna find out I hope out president isn’t someone like her bc if so we are all fucked
Kamala Haris...
@@Jake-777-7 fax
24:05 Joe entering his mad destroyer arc
29:12 lmaoo I would be like, pick a number, 1 or 2. Then take the button and hit it myself 😂
the second i hear the second option im choosing that🤣
6:53 joe really hit a Donald Trump move
Joe never fails to be bald and yap at the same time
Shut up you bot
Genuinely one of the hardest watches of all time thank you for pausing it when you did ion know how you do it Joe
i love watching joe right before i go to sleep🙏🏾‼️
Same babe
" I love you joe" when the nukes go off that what I'll say
0:25 - Rolling a J, go outside, smoke that J. Admire nature and life while the bomb hits...
You ain't the main character bro 😂
Ok lil bro
@@Blib-p9h lmao your strange. What would you do?
@@Blib-p9h what would you do? Catch bro screaming for his mom😭.
I think joe said the funniest quotes ever this video😭
she literally killed the entire country lol🤣
Thats what Kamala's gonna do
@@Tactical_Kittenbro no President is saving us with a nuke coming in ten minutes no need to bring that up
@@Tactical_Kittenprobably, I hate basically all of our politicians they’re the physical manifestations of what’s ruining the country.
@@WillyC300what the hell else are they gonna do? Let them fucking kill us?
@@Tactical_Kittenher economic policy is one of the best we could ever have in decades
2:23 buddy thought he was Negan Smith💀💀💀
0:34 hitting my last griddy
“get tacobell” is crazy
@@JaKack id get the gwimace shake
@@NostalgiaKHRI’d fly into a tower
@sasqucho how could i not think of that silly me
Id want to die in a comical pose so finding my skeleton might make a survivor laugh someday and hope the survivors contact my spirit at 3am 😂
President “we can do a large scale attack or small scale atta”- both 😐 “what?!” “Both😐”
Her crying made me so irritated cus I’m saying 2 no remorse 💀
NOOOO MISSISSIPPI IS WHERE I WAS BORN 😭😭😭 do I have time to build a bunker for my entire family ?!
I like how people in chat we're yapping as If they're not 14 years old who couldn't do any better
Let's be honest everyone is doing better than her 😅😅
the very best youtuber you can feel his aura and my depression just disappears every time I watch his videos this man was born to have such a good charisma
0:00 the joe bartolozzi video starts and ends 35:24
I bet you thought u was mad funny making this comment giggling ur fkn shorts off nga
Thank you
“ hello…? yeah yall rey get yall sh- what you gonna do abt it “ LMFAOOO
Bro if I had 10 minutes left I would play the moon light sonata and die peacefully
so much aura for that.
Thats not how nukes work. You get to vomit profusely for weeks and watch as your flesh rots away due to radiation poisoning. Its not instant. Its one of the slowest and most horrific deaths.
Pearl Harbor has to be one of the biggest fumbles in military history
The fact she started crying over this is crazy lmao
😂 bro she’s actually cooked
I legit was watching this last night and went “Joe would definitely react to this”
I'd be like "intercept the missiles that's aiming for the fully populated areas, and try to intercept the other ones if you can". Pretty ez to choose to be honest.
"your kids are gonna have 7 legs" got me ngl
I just ate dinner but I’m going to make a sandwhich for this 😭
Lmao
10 minutes? Bro I’m carrying everything I can get my hands on like wardrobe, bathtub and beds into the basement corner and encasing myself in them.
Now you have to spend at least 2 weeks in your makeshift bunker to avoid the fallout, wich will almost certainly kill you anyway.
7:16 just grab with your hand ez, then throw it back
The moment the video started, my breakfast fell on the floor
24:26 Genocide?? Bruh 😭
“whatever sounds good enough.”💀
28:46 "Level. Every. Damn. Citzen. No survivors."
fake crying is crazy 29:13 shes pising me off
Meanwhile in stellaris I get insulted by a small empire and I split their worlds in half
my little fartolozzi uploaded
Shartalozzi
@@xxknockoutx5928l’appuntamentolozzi💀*I have on idea what this means it just came on my keyboard it could mean “fuck your mother and brother” but I honestly don’t know😭*
When I picked up that phone I woulda been like there gonna rename your country vacant lot 😂
Number 1 rule she didn’t follow you touch American boats you face the full might of the USA
joe been uploading every day. it’s a good week
i easily catch the nuke in a comically large net then i give kim a stern talking to
I wanna know how many times Joe says he wants to level their country😂
Why is this man actually hella funny
”Send the nuke or I will puke”
-Me the last 5 minutes
bro she's dragging it for yhe UA-cam
deadass but it’s sm to the point where ppl are finding it as an excuse to be misogynistic 💀
blessed be thou when joe uploads
0:12 nuclear missiles are coming
Cap
with ten minutes until impact
😟
@@jinxjw I just beat me meat
Her: “I don’t know what to do”
Me as the guy with the black phone: “fucking smash the button”
Joe always make me wip it out
He…He… Bro said… Have you ever heard of a trophy system😂
Bro my table just flipped and then ate me food 😢😢😭😭
Bro’s table must’ve been hungry af
3:45 I’m sandwiched in between Chicago and Detroit
It's obvious how much effort went into this!
This video is ngl my favorite one yet.
20:59
all of the above sir
bro she had me hit my own table because she wouldn't press the damn button
POV: Kamala as president:
real
Joe is the dude I fall asleep to. I can’t be the only one
POV: Kamala Harris if she becomes president lol
joe literally said he voted for kamala
Fr😂
bro this video just pissed me off so much lmaooo
Yo this girl couldn’t even handle a penn state whiteout
Im getting that shit done in 3 minutes "are we sure its them?" "Whats the estimated casualty number?" "OK send everything"
Bro it’s not even that hard to survive a nuclear strike. Just stop dropping and roll bro
"The only winning move is not to play" - War Games
16:15 Joe that’s the Zimmerman telegraph where United States cracked code from Japan to Mexico
germany to mexico*
japan was fighting along with usa in ww2
@@Sigma_skibidi100it was from the Germans but Japan most definitely was not on the side of the USA, to remind you, the us joined the war because Japan targeted a major USA port, Pearl Harbor, and the only reason why Japan conceded was because of the two nukes that we dropped on them
@@gammasilent858 the zimmerman telegraph was sent in ww1 because germany was scared usa was gonna join the war, and im pretty sure it was the reason the usa joined ww1
@@gammasilent858 they were in ww1
Let’s keep it real most women are emotional thinkers which is why they shouldn’t be making big decisions such as in politics due to the fact that most women will make there decisions based off of emotion rather than logic
nah ur weird asf
1:10 "Uhm actually Joe🤓, according to my calculations, that would probably result in a nuclear winter and everything would die🤓"
Bro u gotta watch more Michelle khare
Option 2 no further questions 😂
First president who commented 0:18
Never mind
@@JimJiminycricket😂
I need to see joe react to more experiments like this
0:18 rubbing one out
Yessir
this is why i love joe videos
Every like this comment gets Joe has to do 1 pushup
One push-up so far
I guess he’s doing 32 push ups
@@sdino5 37 now, get to pushin Joe!
4:27 If a nuclear bomb is landing and im president? Return and go down with my damn country, evacuate everyone at the same time because im him.
0:00 bald guy yaps
“He’s our little comedian”
@@itsmixxann9617frrrr
Shit up nere