A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Breezling is a bit easier because you are walking backwards and also walk a bit right and left on the block so there’s more time between placing to blocks. When you are goldbridging you are just walking backwards so its faster than breezling but also harder
@@coconutgaming3868 no no NOOOOOOOOOO i can't excape the puns I don't know why i would watch a gamerboy80 video if I was trying to excape the puns but whatever
@@bananamonkeygaming14 this probs a joke but if it ain't nah itll be closer than u think cause there are game modes that dont all include pvp and block clutching and stuff (like sands of time, build mart etc)
Punch bows are like when snakes inject its prey with venom "You'll find it is a common occurrence when using a punch bow that people just give up halfway through a fight."
I know you were joking when you said "I'm a spark of positivity" , but seriously, dude, after a shitty day, you really were a spark of positivity for me.
Don't make drama between them we love them both and I don't want to side with someone because they are both amazing in their own way gb80 do see his comments. ..lol☺
That would be cool, but I think it wouldn't be much fair. Gb80 is a bedwars player and dream is a normal Minecraft player mostly. But it is a good idea.
I will never do solo because I know there will be so many sweats But I'm seriously a girl Edit:omg how did I get so many likes on this comment in less than 24h tysm
gamerboy80: as you know i said earlier that im a spark of positivity. Today i will be abusing punch bow and making people rage quit. Me: Umm did I hear that right or do i need subititles to help once in a lifetime??
![Minecraft Series - Searching Player [Ep. 1. Season 1]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JtQKvTPrRgU/mqdefault.jpg)
gamerboy80 has female viewers, they just go to a different school so you wouldnt know them
thanks for the chuckle
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
@@bigouncebtw3889 stroke?
Bigouncebtw right then
Nino-Man it’s a copypasta
there's something that makes me laugh everytime he says "i'm a spark of positivity"
I see your videos. You make good vids mate :)
Ikr, like he is always the definition of "stop this i want to die"
nobody like the comment, it's on 69
Wilfred Reedman I’m a do it...
@@nvr1511 nooooooooooo
2:20 Wow this is his first editing ever i've seen in my life.
Lmao ikr it was so bizzarre when i saw it
Gb80 insults be like:
He’s not even breezling he’s godbrigding what is he doing?
Breezling is a bit easier because you are walking backwards and also walk a bit right and left on the block so there’s more time between placing to blocks. When you are goldbridging you are just walking backwards so its faster than breezling but also harder
@@cowfor1 so you’re getting a notification
@@xeno2761 he's always nicked when he's playing so how would you even know that it was him
@@xeno2761 ohhhh ok makes sense
@@xeno2761 once I played with this guy who said I am gamerboi80 and voided and forgot that I broke is bed
Normal Minecraft Players: AAAH IM ON FIRE!!!
gamerboy80: Ayy im on fire so I won't take knockback damage so that's nice.
That's litt
i love being on fire ur like a tank and take no kb
@@JashXD ikr
@@coconutgaming3868 no
no
NOOOOOOOOOO
i can't excape the puns
I don't know why i would watch a gamerboy80 video if I was trying to excape the puns but whatever
@@jtiumproductions7629 haha gotcha btw can you upload a noodle recipe
Me: watches rated R horror movies and is just fine
Also me: Covers my eyes once he pulls out the punch bow
Its scarier than horror movies
*Gamerboy80 with a punchbow*
@@PaulBrendanCabezas with infinte arrows
100th like
The girls who watch gb80’s videos being called non existent again:
Understandable, have a great day
I am sadness lmao
👁👄👁
Vsuvi 👀👄👀
I am a woman and I
agree I do not exist
✨💜🥺💜✨. ✨💜💙💚💙✌🏻💙💚💙💜
Me no exist
GB80: “alright now I need to decide who I’m gonna take out next”.
Me: “alright now I need to decide who I’m going to hide from now”.
i read this as he was saying it
Gb80: punch bow
Zyph: Did I hear someone call me?
Good one
Nice lol
Hashito using punch bows more often
انا عربي اعترف بيك افضل لاعب العرب لايك
I like that
Have you ever thought about playing in MCC
Why would he? It's an obvious win
i would still love to see it, and hey maybe we'll get that gamerboy80 and technoblade collab for real
That would be sick
@@bananamonkeygaming14 this probs a joke but if it ain't nah itll be closer than u think cause there are game modes that dont all include pvp and block clutching and stuff (like sands of time, build mart etc)
Austin Jeon He's is smart tho he'll figure it out
GAMERBOY80 UPLOAD!
Cool
Kool
You look like goergenotfound if he was a baby holding a pineapple
omg i love your one block.
Hey krusty Thx for raiding ThatguyJao on twitch yesterday :D
Punch bows are like when snakes inject its prey with venom
"You'll find it is a common occurrence when using a punch bow that people just give up halfway through a fight."
Gb80: *says he likes making people ragequit*
Me: yes, very positive indeed
Welp can’t wait to see everyone using punch bows now
I love lunch bows
Yeah they taste good
I would like me some lunch bow
Ah yes lunch bows shooting sandwiches and making you explode from overeating
May i have a lunch bow?
Me: see’s him block clutch
Also me: I want to do that in bridge duels
Bridge duels: YoU CaNt PlAcE bLoCkS HeRE
lol
same with me xDDD
"But at the end of the day, it doesn't matter because i have a punch bow."
-gamerboy80, 2020
6:23
That laughing wasn't normal
Ha lol
Sounds kinda evil
Ikr
The punch bow was taking over him..
the toxic laugh
gb80: I have 0% of female viewership
me: well, no one cares about my existance...
Same I'm a female too... I'm glad I don't exist tho because I hate living
HOW 👀
@@sammyham2007 yeah, figured
@@sammyham2007 the comment or what gamerboy80 said in the video?
*”GET OUTTA HERE”*
2:21 that's the most editing he's done in a while
7:01 anyone else realize how scary the wither skeleton looks in the texture pack
It looks normal to me
Bruh Zyph's influence has rubbed off on you next thing we know he's going to start abuse kb sticks again
Oh god we don't need another zyph O H G O D
then all the nons are gonna start abusing it too and bedwar will get ruined
Ady :D we always need another zyph. Together they have 600k subs
Fun fact: he isn't sorry
@obey cj25 because he isn't
@@inot8652 best comment
Yes he called me a boy
Gamerboy eighty be thinkin: *gasp* HOW’D U KNOW
@@Meritothedorito Boy.
GB80: I’m not super great at pvp
Me: Searchers the internet for years trying to find real footage of Gamerboy80 dying
Ever heard of editing
@@enderite4289 r/woooosh
@@hiddenguy67 how tf do you know if it’s a joke or not
@@enderite4289 “searches the internet for years”
“Find real footage” How come you dont think thats a joke?
@@_.emberrr it’s a pretty shitty joke tbh, he only uploads the games that he wins in
I know you were joking when you said "I'm a spark of positivity" , but seriously, dude, after a shitty day, you really were a spark of positivity for me.
Before: people rushing obby
Now: people rushing punch bow
All thanks to gamerboy :)
he is sorry though
He's like second in command with technoblade
Techno is the best but he is the second best because he’s great *and* uploads
@@taters9148 yes once every 3 months
Well not to mean but most people know that technoblade is not good at pvp anymore but yes he is the best youtuber for me
Yeah, hes less dead inside
SHUT UP YOU STAN
GB80: *talking*
Punch Bow: “Senpai please notice me..”
I would really like to see him 1v1 against dream
Gb80 for the win.
Don't make drama between them we love them both and I don't want to side with someone because they are both amazing in their own way gb80 do see his comments. ..lol☺
gb80 i am a huge fan and has subscribed to u on 5 diffrent alts can u pls get me mvp or mvp+ my mineraft name is aurora_gaming
pls
That would be cool, but I think it wouldn't be much fair. Gb80 is a bedwars player and dream is a normal Minecraft player mostly. But it is a good idea.
@@emmiethebear1289 no
Gamerboy80: 0 females
Me: alright 0 female is my big sister who watches gamerboy80
Trans dude that's still closeted
Sister trans f
I think we all know why “she” is your “sister”
Stop pretending to be a girl smh
@@pizzacado706 Ya stop
Zyph: „He made that common mistake by breaking the bed“
Lol
Gamer boy 80: I'm not so good at pvp
Me: OH HOW JUST TELL ME HOW
challenge: u need to destroy all the def and just after that u can break the bed
@@ooseal1675 it was him
i love his intros, idk theres something weird and funny about them
Thats how you describe him
Weird, funny and HOT
@@ideac. kinda sus ngl
@@fredneverdead773 Oh they are sus why you calling em out so much MAYBE your the imposter...sus
@@KAT-yt3rx ....?
"i destroyed bedwars players with a punch bow"
Proceeds to enter a game with 7 GB80 stans all bow spamming, can't wait :P
I love your videos. Not for the gameplay but mainly because your sense of humor is amazing
I watched just a couple of your videos, but I'm already in love with your content
When gamer boy 80 realizes he jumped in void with punch bow
Everyday is a good day when Gb80 uploads.
Fax
Yes
Eyyy congrats on 480,000 subs.Btw 48 is my favorite number ool
Gb80 in every sentence: I'm gonna have a punch bow
You wrong GB there are girls in the comment section.
Guy
In
Real
Life
Funny 😒
I knew it
that only works if they have an anime girl pfp my guy.
Lunar The X Light ruining the joke
@@squid5400 don't expose me, bro
Gamerboy: Guys stop pretending to be girls
All the nonbinary people: *confused screaming*
Nonbinary people have always been just confused.
@@aizuni pffft
trans people: *just screaming*
Non-binary ppl: wait this is literally stupid I can’t change the gender that I am
1,000 subscribers with no videos challenge technically though non-binary isn’t a thing since if you’re biologically female you’re a female
lol bois give him accesories so we cant see his face xD
i have a spark of positivity when you upload
Guys, this is just technos second channel where he mains bw in a slightly different voice
Change my mind
*plot twist* your actually correct
plot twist he pvps, edits, and bridges differently to throw people off
Plot twist he's a girl
dude they both made a face reveal
Dream's cousin bruh
Gb80: I am a family friendly MC ytber
Also gb80: *beats children like a piñata
*this is a joke*
U can deal damage if u pearl to someone
Chalenge: get a pearl kill
It only deals knockback (like a snowball or fishing rod) but yeah that’s an interesting idea
@@Inversine nah i killed a sheep by pearling into it lol
The “sorry” at the end of the title made me laugh! 😂
me: when ur a girl.. o.o
gb80: stop lying bois
also me: what 😃
SpareEvery1 what?
@@PappyP what!
If you look like a girl, act like a girl, pretend you're a girl, but you are also looking at gb80's videos then don't search anymore : you're a boy
NreGames lmaoo yeah
PappyP its means im actually a girl and he just said stop lying/pretending to be one xd
I love gamerboy playing some bedwar
I love watching people play bedwar
bedwar is the best gamemode
Bedwar is cool
/lobby bedwar
seeing this in my sub box out a smile on my face, love the content :)
I love when he refers a single guy 'they'
He doesn’t know their gender, I’d say it’s the correct pronoun
@@liorschifrin yup, that's what I live
@@sarmilashrestha3556 ohhh I see it wasn’t sarcastic
Me being an actual girl: uh ok guess i am boy now
Same🤣
Suure
same 👁👄👁
"No females watch my videos" Me: welp guess I'm a male now.
Girls o the internet don't exist
StoP PrOteNDinG OmG
Same lol
Stop pretending to be a female
I commented the same thing on the other video-
@@dish7343 yo that is so funny man, I love when that happens aswell
GB80 always make content enjoyable and entertaining to watch also your zyph type videos are Quality content (not saying your normal videos are bad)
over time, can't wait to see his cosmetics go up and up
There’s nothing better than some good ol’ gamerboy80 bedwar 😌✌️
bedwar*
VictorBR45 apologies 😞
Gamerboy80:hehe PUnch Bows:P
Player:Bow spammer):
Who tf uses ):
Rayo Mayo mattypro5327 apparently
@@deez1324 ok
@@RayoTheTomato why you get mad because someone uses something you dont
@@ramensales3967 dude I wasnt mad I was just asking who uses ):
“Chicken get outta the way im trying to place blocks” that right there
9:55 nice head spin grey LOL
Video: 4 minutes ago
Me : shoot I’m late
"A spark of Positivity" sounds like a thing Bob Ross wait say, but instead it was Punchbow McGee.
I swear GB80 is adopting Zyph's strats.... kb stick, punch bow...... what's next? Hiding spots? We can't even comprehend content of such high quality
i don’t even play bedwars anymore it’s just soothing to watch this
I'm crying he really said "I'm not that good at pvp"
Im surprised how gb didnt get cancelled on twitter with his ironic jokes, thats awesome!
Everyone: I shall smack you with my sword. So i must come close to you
GB80: No feel my arrows and social distance.
gamerboy80: today were punch bow spamming
Zyph: first time here?
gb80 100% of my viewers are male, guys stop pretending to be girls
me: im an attack helicopter
@UC5hDGQkp5uY-C3Jt9ISw8zQ ok i wont
Hey, is somebody flying you called Charles Calvin?
Funny 2016 joke hahahaahahahah
r/onejoke
It seems as if "kit kat" here watches SSundee.
I will never do solo because I know there will be so many sweats
But I'm seriously a girl
Edit:omg how did I get so many likes on this comment in less than 24h tysm
Yeh solo is too sweaty
Stop pretending
Lies
[Insert gamerboy80's joke here]
Ar Ok nope girl means GuyInRealLife
gamerboy80: Well I'm on fire which makes me take less knockback which is nice...
also gamerboy80: "takes NO knockback whatsoever on a daily basis"
Pls get this man to 500k fast I really wanna see him making fun if his teammates and opponents
I’m a girl and I can prove it. But guess I’m a boy now.
So...how can you prove it?
@@padiowadio Stop acting like you don't know it
prove it
Stop acting plz
yes u are now boy
"Boys,stop pretending to be girls"
Me: Welp, apparently I'm just a dude now XD
(This is a joke and I know he's joking also, don't get salty)
Same 🤣
nice one man
Ur just a boy with an extra X chromosome stop lying omg
gamer boy 8 has the ability to change your gender. he has all the power
Do u guys play games also
I have no scientific explanation for this but my brain melted from the amount of times you said punch bow
Alternative title: Destroying bedwars players with a punch bow prank (gone wrong)
Do bedwars but u can only buy blocks
yess
Well, punch bows are OP
The power of a good gaming chair
Watching gamerboy80 while crying is my favorite mood
Gamerboy80: "Using punch bows"
Everyone else: Welcome to Zyphland
I can’t wait until the tommyinnit video
“Why gamerboy80 hates me”
And then a month later he’s whitelisted on the dream smp
Of course
??????
What
@@pandagames6954 what what
??
Looks like Zyph has some positivity in this bedwar player
can you stop being super funny because I'm trying to sleep here, you're voice is calming to sleep too
Your own Discord server when?
Gb80 he doesn't even ask for subs or likes because his bedwars wins do it for him
"I'm a spark of positivity"
Put him in quarantine.
gamerboy80: *is the best bedwars player*
also gamerboy80: yeah im not too good at pvp
gamerboy80: i hate punch bows
also gamerboy80: uses a punch bow
gamerboy80: fireballs should be removed
also gamerboy80: uses fireballs
xTbhCharlie if he uses /abuses it to show that they are op
i mean dont u think its fair he use it too?
gamerboy80: as you know i said earlier that im a spark of positivity. Today i will be abusing punch bow and making people rage quit.
Me: Umm did I hear that right or do i need subititles to help once in a lifetime??
don't question it, we get positivity from others suffering
gamerboy80 has gotten the Zyphalopagus Virus (aka annoying people with punch bow etc)
your videos are good quality content i watch them every day
gamerboy80: 0 female views
me: ….whelp I guess I'm not one. Ouch
i'm still gonna watch anyway XD
oop same
@@kels.1012 is damn mom played
@@joshmellark521 wdym?
@@kels.1012 his mom played bedwars a few months ago, and he said females dont play, but his mom did
@@joshmellark521 oh mk
where are my fellow egirls😊
LETS RISE LADIES
Fake news
Fake news.
Lies.
Bruh don’t lie you are a boy smh
Zyph: I have taught you well son
"It's only giving me hope"
Gamerboy has so many peoplez that UA-cam can’t ever catch up.
gb80: 100% of my viewers are boys, stop pretending to be girls
Me: I’m actually a shoe
Random ≠ Funny
Idiot
HisokaFanboii ur just jealous that ur not a shoe hey I am to but I’m not being wrong
HisokaFanboii Irreverently rude ≠ Funny
Leave
HisokaFanboii anime = amazing
Ty
I’m happy I watch you and your the reason I even got Minecraft
“Grunt” Got him