Joey Diaz's Colorado Coke Routine

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  • @Djk092
    @Djk092 5 років тому +1891

    Joey's stories are my bedtime stories

  • @chrisfegan81
    @chrisfegan81 4 роки тому +615

    My day isn't over until I've listened to Joey talk about cocaine at least once

    • @urbansamurai261
      @urbansamurai261 8 місяців тому +2

      Tremendous

    • @4363HASHMI
      @4363HASHMI 8 місяців тому

      If you ever ate Chinese food in China what we eat is not really Chinese food

  • @jessejames2546
    @jessejames2546 5 років тому +1354

    I’m a simple man, I see Joeys coke routine, I click.

  • @kkoz_
    @kkoz_ 2 роки тому +122

    Guy knows every year of the 70s to 80s by coke history, love it

  • @Lmaoooohi
    @Lmaoooohi 5 років тому +169

    I thought he was gonna sneeze and then he just coughed 😂

  • @chenugent
    @chenugent 5 років тому +556

    “I used to lock my dog in the room so he didn’t see me”

    • @rtc2112
      @rtc2112 4 роки тому +21

      Fucking dead I love it

    • @Aryzo
      @Aryzo 3 роки тому +9

      What? 😂 Was he afraid the dogs was gonna tell or something

    • @doughnutholer
      @doughnutholer 3 роки тому +82

      @@Aryzo it's the silent judgement bro. My sister's cats stare me down when I'm being a degenerate and it hurts.

    • @nickbuscus44
      @nickbuscus44 3 роки тому +1

      @LIQUID FX great question lmao

    • @Trump-ld1qh
      @Trump-ld1qh 3 роки тому +1

      @LIQUID FX lmao

  • @IK-pz7th
    @IK-pz7th 4 роки тому +156

    “It was a simple town. COUGH. It was a big drug town.”

  • @Chainsnroses
    @Chainsnroses 5 років тому +93

    I love the joey diaz coke stories

  • @baqalfaham6621
    @baqalfaham6621 5 років тому +98

    It’s impossible to be depressed once Diaz speaks

    • @lilpukey
      @lilpukey 7 місяців тому +1

      It’s been 4 years, I’m still depressed.

    • @goingintohellhigh
      @goingintohellhigh 6 місяців тому +2

      @@lilpukeywe’ll get through it one shot at a time

  • @parr40
    @parr40 3 роки тому +84

    I can listen to him tell stories all day long.... Theo Von is great too, love it

    • @infinite8885
      @infinite8885 2 роки тому +1

      They’re honestly all great Díaz Theo Bobby lee Rogan they’re like the furious 4 of comedy and podcasts

    • @markcurry3083
      @markcurry3083 Рік тому +1

      Gang gang

  • @likeitseasy7413
    @likeitseasy7413 5 років тому +447

    Joey "let me tell you something it was summer of 87 I was in aspin I had 16lbs of blow " Diaz

  • @bassAssassin187
    @bassAssassin187 5 років тому +251

    My buddy got so tuned up he screwed his door shut with a drill lol

    • @ogbbq2261
      @ogbbq2261 5 років тому +45

      Big Tymer lmfao are you saying he got so paranoid he screwed the door in like if the zombies were coming

    • @jessejames2546
      @jessejames2546 5 років тому +1

      Classic🤣

    • @michiganmade6275
      @michiganmade6275 5 років тому +47

      Og Bbq No.. it was the shadow people, working for the government that creep in the bushes trying to get inside your house..
      oh wait those are my meth binge demons

    • @tylertw4124
      @tylertw4124 5 років тому +4

      @@michiganmade6275 Demons? I love that state the shadow people are cool 😭

    • @ritenowfourtwenty1972
      @ritenowfourtwenty1972 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @CarlosJimenez-wm2qw
    @CarlosJimenez-wm2qw 3 роки тому +28

    He’s said these stories about 100 times lol but never gets old lol

  • @michiganmade6275
    @michiganmade6275 5 років тому +80

    Joey's hand gestures are legendary.. lol. the way he puts his hand out towards who hes talking to 😂🙏

    • @SuperKp1986
      @SuperKp1986 5 років тому +6

      Or the snapping lol

    • @SuperKp1986
      @SuperKp1986 5 років тому +4

      When he snaps his fingers like a boss

    • @yellowferrarilikepikachu3865
      @yellowferrarilikepikachu3865 4 роки тому +2

      newenglandorganics snapped his fingers as I read that 😂

    • @ql704_4
      @ql704_4 3 роки тому

      @@SuperKp1986 i

    • @bigdrako4175
      @bigdrako4175 3 роки тому

      Bro I didn't even recognize it till u said it 😂

  • @dividad1
    @dividad1 3 роки тому +34

    "The addiction comes in stages"
    Fuckin A dude so true

    • @anthonycirone6774
      @anthonycirone6774 2 роки тому +8

      Fr it didn’t just come for me it fuckin slowly took me

  • @conoroneill6143
    @conoroneill6143 5 років тому +32

    Did nobody notice that Joey's guest was serious when he asked "Was that when condoms were invented?". In 1985. Priceless.

    • @lilmane1070
      @lilmane1070 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah I can’t believe nobody clowned him for that

    • @MackABD
      @MackABD 3 дні тому +1

      ​@lilmane1070 alot of people don't know when condoms were First invented. I don't see why you would clown the guy. I myself, would assume they were around longer than that probably but 85' is actually like 40 years ago now which is a long time to some people. I don't even know when condoms were First invented I'm too lazy to Google it. I doubt many people you know walk around knowing the release date of condoms, I bet if you were to ask people that question not many can answer you correctly.

  • @bpham4928
    @bpham4928 4 роки тому +23

    “I was clean for a month” 😂😩

  • @vibes3360
    @vibes3360 5 років тому +18

    Need *MANY* more coke stories

  • @tanyamarr7545
    @tanyamarr7545 5 років тому +45

    Chuck Liddell has the best coke jaw.

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 4 роки тому +58

    Joey : there were no condoms back in those days
    Joey : ya condoms were always around
    😂😂😂😂

  • @kylelloyd5956
    @kylelloyd5956 3 роки тому +11

    When i do coke I can't sleep at all what I do is get stoned asf and put my earphones in and listen to this guy I swear to god I fall asleep within minutes its my comedown routine should try it

  • @dr.drojondro8403
    @dr.drojondro8403 5 років тому +155

    Could only imagine the different in coke from now till back then....prolly such a different better high back then

    • @michiganmade6275
      @michiganmade6275 5 років тому +18

      Dr. Dro jondro yep it was way cleaner. way more pure.

    • @dr.drojondro8403
      @dr.drojondro8403 5 років тому +2

      @@michiganmade6275 Michigan made
      ..shot I live in Michigan 2....about 30-40 mins south of detroit

    • @jgrimes5353
      @jgrimes5353 5 років тому +48

      Generally that is true. You can still find stuff just as good as the old days though. Most dealers are assholes that cut the product to hell just to bang out every penny they can. It is very difficult to find a coke dealer with integrity. The quality of stuff coming into the ports is still top notch. There are just more pieces of shit out there these days taking advantage.

    • @nickgavis0305
      @nickgavis0305 5 років тому +14

      Pappy Van Winkle I still find people trying to sell grams for 100 down in Palm beach Florida but it’s still garbage. If you want some fire shit you gotta know the Cubans down in Miami

    • @tylertw4124
      @tylertw4124 5 років тому +14

      @@jgrimes5353 I know somebody who chips dry wall off his walls into his coke 😂😂

  • @2Serus
    @2Serus 4 роки тому +9

    Literally I’ll be going to sleep and then joey says some funny shit and I just bust out laughing

    • @DuckOnASkateboard
      @DuckOnASkateboard 2 роки тому +1

      dawg I had to turn a video off one day cuz I went to bed at 4am and almost lost my shit laying next to my girl who had to be up like 2 hours later 💀💀💀

  • @samt797
    @samt797 3 роки тому +3

    Joey”s stories are the best coke stories of all times.

  • @eialz
    @eialz 4 роки тому +11

    Colorado coke routine sounds like a good indie band name

  • @nickythekid4173
    @nickythekid4173 5 років тому +11

    yoo where's the video of lee laughing saying "why didn't you like him?" I need to see that lol

  • @imamillionaire3763
    @imamillionaire3763 4 роки тому +10

    This episode had me thinking my headphones were going out at parts

    • @may-iy1rn
      @may-iy1rn Рік тому

      i thought my airpods had finally buggered out

  • @AL-np5br
    @AL-np5br 4 роки тому +30

    I only listen to Joey Diaz coke stories when I’m on coke

    • @murka987
      @murka987 2 роки тому

      Word

    • @vitoblack5928
      @vitoblack5928 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @the_hulk392
      @the_hulk392 Рік тому +1

      Right. Or when your coming down trying to chill and get tired

  • @williamthomas5215
    @williamthomas5215 3 роки тому +7

    Whenever you get tired Joey, the stories are about to be absolutely nuclear

  • @strangebrew1231
    @strangebrew1231 5 років тому +7

    5:26 the brothers in Memphis lmao

  • @ploodoh312
    @ploodoh312 4 роки тому +41

    One great coke story after another everybody knows the rules

  • @nickgavis0305
    @nickgavis0305 5 років тому +8

    Lmao “when that was the condom was invented” 😂😂😂 is this dude for real bro hahahaha

  • @cartercaceres927
    @cartercaceres927 10 місяців тому

    You know me dawg you know I got these on repeat while tryna go to sleep

  • @joenoah9906
    @joenoah9906 5 років тому +3

    Joey Diaz has so many coke stories, it will make Tony Montana blush

  • @wacksparrow88
    @wacksparrow88 2 місяці тому

    Thanks for sharing. People talk about how everything is great however they don’t talk about how living the life is great too. Thanks for living Joey Diaz

  • @siyasinqoto8713
    @siyasinqoto8713 4 роки тому +4

    “is that when the condom was invented?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @kazuhira7777
    @kazuhira7777 Рік тому

    I find these stories fascinating , funny.. and relatable ...
    its awesome to relate to uncle joe

  • @sharkny1580
    @sharkny1580 3 роки тому +1

    I could listen to Joey all day long!!!👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

  • @BGaming5000
    @BGaming5000 4 місяці тому

    The sirens coming in at 3:20 are like a Vietnam flashback it’s brilliant

  • @gimmegamma4849
    @gimmegamma4849 4 роки тому +2

    i've been waiting for Uncle Joey to mention Memphis😂😂😂

  • @YnrTy18040
    @YnrTy18040 3 роки тому +1

    Ur stories make me feel warm

  • @Dan08ross
    @Dan08ross 4 роки тому +14

    Can only imagine how good the coke was back then

  • @nickgurgitano7067
    @nickgurgitano7067 2 роки тому +1

    I could listen to this guy all day lol

  • @luisaguilar5343
    @luisaguilar5343 5 років тому +6

    Is it the audio or my earphones?

  • @mauricegregory2633
    @mauricegregory2633 2 місяці тому

    His grand kids are going to love his stories 😂

  • @bewareofwil
    @bewareofwil 5 років тому +162

    Who made condoms back then?
    I dunno...Goodyear?
    That tickled me good.

    • @Ego-met
      @Ego-met 5 років тому

      this is bacon 9:37

    • @mane4209
      @mane4209 5 років тому +1

      That was pure gold.

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 5 років тому +1

      Goodyear does make good rubber.

  • @boxing4life410
    @boxing4life410 5 років тому +2

    This right here is why Joey is big time he just keeps it real Nd we all can relate

  • @scusemewhileiwhipout
    @scusemewhileiwhipout 4 роки тому +29

    Having just done a line, this video gets another view and a like. You're welcome Joey

  • @codeinecowboy8607
    @codeinecowboy8607 5 років тому +10

    Joey Diaz is the human embodiment of cocaine

  • @jaygilliam1093
    @jaygilliam1093 20 днів тому +4

    Who’s here in 2024

  • @baileycullivan1010
    @baileycullivan1010 5 місяців тому

    The dog thing is so real lmaoo you really do do that

  • @avranes1
    @avranes1 2 роки тому +1

    Can you guys please get some better audio recording equipment. The volume fluctuations are horrendous

  • @XpapricaX
    @XpapricaX 5 років тому +15

    Joey "GOOD year CoNdoms" diaz 😂

  • @Youngeggs0523
    @Youngeggs0523 2 роки тому +2

    Came here for the coke routine, stayed for Colorado Chinnese food review .

  • @petermonck5448
    @petermonck5448 5 років тому +4

    Wake up call for, Perez.

  • @ryandrcannabis4082
    @ryandrcannabis4082 3 роки тому

    There is so much wisdom for someone that relates 100 percent

    • @ryandrcannabis4082
      @ryandrcannabis4082 3 роки тому

      Nothing he says is relatable too nowadays.Way to many cameras and media
      The lessons and wisdom he shares can be learned to prevent future mistakes

  • @RevDooDatt
    @RevDooDatt 5 років тому +12

    Ahh my 20s. Those were da days. #jawpoppinandfingerrolls lol

  • @gotboostin4low
    @gotboostin4low 5 років тому +3

    I miss the early morning uploads.

  • @nickbrown5878
    @nickbrown5878 4 роки тому +35

    My friend got raided when we were like 15..he had a huge amount of weed. Ill never forget 2 years later when he started smoking again he had cut a slit in his blind so he could peak out it every 1.3 seconds when he was smoking . Any noise was the police of course

  • @TheZaka163
    @TheZaka163 2 роки тому

    “What the fuck u giggling about “😂

  • @jeremyjohnson4280
    @jeremyjohnson4280 3 роки тому +1

    When he tells these stories it literally give me chest pain lol

  • @lxxxlax1304
    @lxxxlax1304 5 років тому +8

    The noise lee makes at 8:45 has me dying. Dude sounded like he farted haha

  • @sprainedankle8547
    @sprainedankle8547 4 роки тому

    There are people that love you Joey ❤️

  • @dannykingz1897
    @dannykingz1897 5 років тому +7

    Joey should start a series called coke chronicles. I’d be here every day, and I’m sure y’all be here too. There pretty interesting and entertaining.

  • @kidstoney3418
    @kidstoney3418 3 роки тому

    Wish i could go back to this year

  • @thebutcherskid5901
    @thebutcherskid5901 2 роки тому

    I can’t eat dinner without a joey diaz video hahahaah

  • @dalemulraney2771
    @dalemulraney2771 3 роки тому +11

    Driving home with a beer and I’m desperate for a bag now 😂😂

  • @LuisDiaz-82
    @LuisDiaz-82 Рік тому

    The condoms part has me 😂😂

  • @cahlendavidson2921
    @cahlendavidson2921 5 місяців тому

    Can someone please tell me what interview this is from specifically? 👆

  • @user-ft2em6yh6y
    @user-ft2em6yh6y 5 років тому

    those sirenes in the background fuckin me up ngl

  • @steveweatherly1976
    @steveweatherly1976 4 роки тому +2

    @ 2:50 -
    [JOEY DIAZ]
    "Three weeks after I moved out to Snow Mass Village, somebody asked me to do some coke...
    ... tremendous...
    [GEORGE PEREZ]
    "It was good, huh?"
    [JOEY DIAZ]
    'Dude, it was off the rattle "

  • @Mike-ij5hn
    @Mike-ij5hn 4 місяці тому

    The man has a way of telling a story…

  • @tonyfromhell
    @tonyfromhell Рік тому

    Best stories are by joey Diaz. But, I'm clean from coke 20 yrs and I can handle hearing and telling stories now cause I don't have to worry about relapse. I tell u what tho, it is just like how he tells his stories. All of it. I enjoy the stories and this guy is pretty awesome

  • @hughjanus6975
    @hughjanus6975 Рік тому

    Had me thinking something was wrong with my headphones. Almost ruined my whole mood.

  • @wyattmerrill3404
    @wyattmerrill3404 4 роки тому

    Fire truck had me pausing the video

  • @jakcough
    @jakcough 4 роки тому +4

    Pffft, Goodyear 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😂😂😂😂

  • @jasonmgavitt2357
    @jasonmgavitt2357 5 років тому +3

    Aha when I was growing up in Connecticut we called all the gas stations Gandhi marts.

    • @DeadLoya
      @DeadLoya 4 роки тому

      Jasonm Gavitt :)

  • @Kennedys_Korner
    @Kennedys_Korner 7 місяців тому

    Wish coke now a days was like joeys

  • @tannerwestmoreland9959
    @tannerwestmoreland9959 5 років тому +1

    The 4:00 mark fucked me up while I was driving. I heard them damn sirens in the background and freaked the fuck out.

  • @blairsmith3199
    @blairsmith3199 4 роки тому

    UA-cam recommendations are fucking on point atm

  • @ushgambala1
    @ushgambala1 Рік тому

    The Chinese Cuban 😂😂😂

  • @hkleider
    @hkleider 2 місяці тому

    Laughing just from the title

  • @SonOfAPreacherMan
    @SonOfAPreacherMan 3 роки тому +1

    Ohh it was you, that stole my rubbers, you little rascals

  • @guybrushthreepwood8174
    @guybrushthreepwood8174 5 років тому +5

    "turns you into a bartender" 😂

  • @bchuntfish
    @bchuntfish 3 роки тому +5

    Early 80's coke was the best. I remembered getting Peruvian flake that was in a word,,,TREMENDOUS! Today its 99% garbage.

  • @dr.drojondro8403
    @dr.drojondro8403 5 років тому +45

    Hahah omg I use to lock my dog in another room so he couldn't see me hahha

    • @dillontheledgend7067
      @dillontheledgend7067 5 років тому +5

      I used to lock myself in the bathroom so the dog wouldnt see me do it.

    • @lukenukem2441
      @lukenukem2441 2 роки тому

      Funniest thing ever 😂😂😂😂

  • @ryanjohnston7844
    @ryanjohnston7844 Рік тому +16

    As a coke addict in recovery he actually helps. I can relate to so many of his stories.

  • @handsomeblackman255
    @handsomeblackman255 Рік тому +3

    Being high and you HAVE to go out in public is the WORST!!! Like in order to get more drugs you have to go to the ATM in the grocery store full of people, that is the WORST!!!! You think everybody is looking at you, they KNOOOOOOW! Lol!!!

    • @LILPAPASMURF97
      @LILPAPASMURF97 Місяць тому

      Totally agree. It’s like I’m chill and still when I’m solo, but I start to tweak when I’m in public.

  • @lordsith8319
    @lordsith8319 4 роки тому

    Joey the legendary Diaz

  • @buzzfeedright4154
    @buzzfeedright4154 4 роки тому +1

    9:52 Lee: Who's made condoms back then Joey:Good Year fucking Amtrak

  • @lacothans1191
    @lacothans1191 Рік тому +2

    Almost blocked this content. I need to remember how Bad my cocaine addiction was. Do not Romanticize. Always a nightmare. Thank you for the content.

  • @mooch6925
    @mooch6925 2 роки тому +1

    If I had a rail for every time I've listened to this I'd be dead

  • @xaviersantini8176
    @xaviersantini8176 3 роки тому +1

    I miss the Chinese food in Philly

  • @Jasperr2016
    @Jasperr2016 5 років тому +8

    that colorado snow that POWDER

    • @frost1183
      @frost1183 5 років тому +1

      I’m addicted to white powder.

  • @gs9newyork517
    @gs9newyork517 3 роки тому +3

    Good cocaine makes you into a bartender haha so true

  • @dylanharris2842
    @dylanharris2842 3 роки тому

    Lee is going thru it

  • @MrDodgeCountry
    @MrDodgeCountry 5 років тому +2

    Joey looks over 70 years old.

  • @user-sw1fz9vc6r
    @user-sw1fz9vc6r 2 роки тому +2

    I use to lock my dog in the other room so he didn't see me Lmfaooo!!!!!!!!!!

  • @DrewMIATL
    @DrewMIATL 3 роки тому +1

    Do y’all think that comedowns are so bad these days because a lot of it is cut with so much caffeine?

  • @frankiefrankie937
    @frankiefrankie937 5 років тому +1

    This title is tremendous.