Og Bbq No.. it was the shadow people, working for the government that creep in the bushes trying to get inside your house.. oh wait those are my meth binge demons
@lilmane1070 alot of people don't know when condoms were First invented. I don't see why you would clown the guy. I myself, would assume they were around longer than that probably but 85' is actually like 40 years ago now which is a long time to some people. I don't even know when condoms were First invented I'm too lazy to Google it. I doubt many people you know walk around knowing the release date of condoms, I bet if you were to ask people that question not many can answer you correctly.
When i do coke I can't sleep at all what I do is get stoned asf and put my earphones in and listen to this guy I swear to god I fall asleep within minutes its my comedown routine should try it
Generally that is true. You can still find stuff just as good as the old days though. Most dealers are assholes that cut the product to hell just to bang out every penny they can. It is very difficult to find a coke dealer with integrity. The quality of stuff coming into the ports is still top notch. There are just more pieces of shit out there these days taking advantage.
Pappy Van Winkle I still find people trying to sell grams for 100 down in Palm beach Florida but it’s still garbage. If you want some fire shit you gotta know the Cubans down in Miami
Thanks for sharing. People talk about how everything is great however they don’t talk about how living the life is great too. Thanks for living Joey Diaz
My friend got raided when we were like 15..he had a huge amount of weed. Ill never forget 2 years later when he started smoking again he had cut a slit in his blind so he could peak out it every 1.3 seconds when he was smoking . Any noise was the police of course
@ 2:50 - [JOEY DIAZ] "Three weeks after I moved out to Snow Mass Village, somebody asked me to do some coke... ... tremendous... [GEORGE PEREZ] "It was good, huh?" [JOEY DIAZ] 'Dude, it was off the rattle "
Best stories are by joey Diaz. But, I'm clean from coke 20 yrs and I can handle hearing and telling stories now cause I don't have to worry about relapse. I tell u what tho, it is just like how he tells his stories. All of it. I enjoy the stories and this guy is pretty awesome
Being high and you HAVE to go out in public is the WORST!!! Like in order to get more drugs you have to go to the ATM in the grocery store full of people, that is the WORST!!!! You think everybody is looking at you, they KNOOOOOOW! Lol!!!
Joey's stories are my bedtime stories
I go to slp with his podcast playing all the time
Forealz
Fell asleep to him cracking on Lee last night lol
His voice is soothing lol
Yo honestly yea..
My day isn't over until I've listened to Joey talk about cocaine at least once
Tremendous
If you ever ate Chinese food in China what we eat is not really Chinese food
I’m a simple man, I see Joeys coke routine, I click.
TinFoil Hat same
The title always gets me 😂
Everytime!
I’ll have a line to that lads
facts
Guy knows every year of the 70s to 80s by coke history, love it
A hell of a way to remember shit
@@vitoblack5928
Most people don't.
I thought he was gonna sneeze and then he just coughed 😂
“I used to lock my dog in the room so he didn’t see me”
Fucking dead I love it
What? 😂 Was he afraid the dogs was gonna tell or something
@@Aryzo it's the silent judgement bro. My sister's cats stare me down when I'm being a degenerate and it hurts.
@LIQUID FX great question lmao
@LIQUID FX lmao
“It was a simple town. COUGH. It was a big drug town.”
That’s not what he said
I love the joey diaz coke stories
It’s impossible to be depressed once Diaz speaks
It’s been 4 years, I’m still depressed.
@@lilpukeywe’ll get through it one shot at a time
I can listen to him tell stories all day long.... Theo Von is great too, love it
They’re honestly all great Díaz Theo Bobby lee Rogan they’re like the furious 4 of comedy and podcasts
Gang gang
Joey "let me tell you something it was summer of 87 I was in aspin I had 16lbs of blow " Diaz
Aspen*
Travis Turner Asspan*
Literally could ski on that
Matthew Stein aspen*
___________________ ASS. PAN.
My buddy got so tuned up he screwed his door shut with a drill lol
Big Tymer lmfao are you saying he got so paranoid he screwed the door in like if the zombies were coming
Classic🤣
Og Bbq No.. it was the shadow people, working for the government that creep in the bushes trying to get inside your house..
oh wait those are my meth binge demons
@@michiganmade6275 Demons? I love that state the shadow people are cool 😭
Lol
He’s said these stories about 100 times lol but never gets old lol
Joey's hand gestures are legendary.. lol. the way he puts his hand out towards who hes talking to 😂🙏
Or the snapping lol
When he snaps his fingers like a boss
newenglandorganics snapped his fingers as I read that 😂
@@SuperKp1986 i
Bro I didn't even recognize it till u said it 😂
"The addiction comes in stages"
Fuckin A dude so true
Fr it didn’t just come for me it fuckin slowly took me
Did nobody notice that Joey's guest was serious when he asked "Was that when condoms were invented?". In 1985. Priceless.
Yeah I can’t believe nobody clowned him for that
@lilmane1070 alot of people don't know when condoms were First invented. I don't see why you would clown the guy. I myself, would assume they were around longer than that probably but 85' is actually like 40 years ago now which is a long time to some people. I don't even know when condoms were First invented I'm too lazy to Google it. I doubt many people you know walk around knowing the release date of condoms, I bet if you were to ask people that question not many can answer you correctly.
“I was clean for a month” 😂😩
Need *MANY* more coke stories
Chuck Liddell has the best coke jaw.
Joey : there were no condoms back in those days
Joey : ya condoms were always around
😂😂😂😂
When i do coke I can't sleep at all what I do is get stoned asf and put my earphones in and listen to this guy I swear to god I fall asleep within minutes its my comedown routine should try it
Could only imagine the different in coke from now till back then....prolly such a different better high back then
Dr. Dro jondro yep it was way cleaner. way more pure.
@@michiganmade6275 Michigan made
..shot I live in Michigan 2....about 30-40 mins south of detroit
Generally that is true. You can still find stuff just as good as the old days though. Most dealers are assholes that cut the product to hell just to bang out every penny they can. It is very difficult to find a coke dealer with integrity. The quality of stuff coming into the ports is still top notch. There are just more pieces of shit out there these days taking advantage.
Pappy Van Winkle I still find people trying to sell grams for 100 down in Palm beach Florida but it’s still garbage. If you want some fire shit you gotta know the Cubans down in Miami
@@jgrimes5353 I know somebody who chips dry wall off his walls into his coke 😂😂
Literally I’ll be going to sleep and then joey says some funny shit and I just bust out laughing
dawg I had to turn a video off one day cuz I went to bed at 4am and almost lost my shit laying next to my girl who had to be up like 2 hours later 💀💀💀
Joey”s stories are the best coke stories of all times.
Colorado coke routine sounds like a good indie band name
yoo where's the video of lee laughing saying "why didn't you like him?" I need to see that lol
This episode had me thinking my headphones were going out at parts
i thought my airpods had finally buggered out
I only listen to Joey Diaz coke stories when I’m on coke
Word
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right. Or when your coming down trying to chill and get tired
Whenever you get tired Joey, the stories are about to be absolutely nuclear
5:26 the brothers in Memphis lmao
One great coke story after another everybody knows the rules
P I z z a
@@officerdoofy9582 you forgot the m a r i j u a n a
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao “when that was the condom was invented” 😂😂😂 is this dude for real bro hahahaha
You know me dawg you know I got these on repeat while tryna go to sleep
Joey Diaz has so many coke stories, it will make Tony Montana blush
Thanks for sharing. People talk about how everything is great however they don’t talk about how living the life is great too. Thanks for living Joey Diaz
“is that when the condom was invented?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
I find these stories fascinating , funny.. and relatable ...
its awesome to relate to uncle joe
I could listen to Joey all day long!!!👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
The sirens coming in at 3:20 are like a Vietnam flashback it’s brilliant
i've been waiting for Uncle Joey to mention Memphis😂😂😂
Ur stories make me feel warm
Can only imagine how good the coke was back then
I could listen to this guy all day lol
Is it the audio or my earphones?
His grand kids are going to love his stories 😂
Who made condoms back then?
I dunno...Goodyear?
That tickled me good.
this is bacon 9:37
That was pure gold.
Goodyear does make good rubber.
This right here is why Joey is big time he just keeps it real Nd we all can relate
Having just done a line, this video gets another view and a like. You're welcome Joey
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Coke sucks now lol
@@derbycity50 you must not have a good connection
Joey Diaz is the human embodiment of cocaine
Who’s here in 2024
The dog thing is so real lmaoo you really do do that
Can you guys please get some better audio recording equipment. The volume fluctuations are horrendous
Joey "GOOD year CoNdoms" diaz 😂
Came here for the coke routine, stayed for Colorado Chinnese food review .
Wake up call for, Perez.
There is so much wisdom for someone that relates 100 percent
Nothing he says is relatable too nowadays.Way to many cameras and media
The lessons and wisdom he shares can be learned to prevent future mistakes
Ahh my 20s. Those were da days. #jawpoppinandfingerrolls lol
I miss the early morning uploads.
My friend got raided when we were like 15..he had a huge amount of weed. Ill never forget 2 years later when he started smoking again he had cut a slit in his blind so he could peak out it every 1.3 seconds when he was smoking . Any noise was the police of course
Over weed?? Lol
@@84fingoidz lmao
“What the fuck u giggling about “😂
When he tells these stories it literally give me chest pain lol
The noise lee makes at 8:45 has me dying. Dude sounded like he farted haha
He sniffed his nose
Lolol
There are people that love you Joey ❤️
Joey should start a series called coke chronicles. I’d be here every day, and I’m sure y’all be here too. There pretty interesting and entertaining.
Wish i could go back to this year
I can’t eat dinner without a joey diaz video hahahaah
Driving home with a beer and I’m desperate for a bag now 😂😂
I feel ya dog
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@@johnygrigg5299 L
Fucking guy Lmaoo
Drink driving C**T
The condoms part has me 😂😂
Can someone please tell me what interview this is from specifically? 👆
those sirenes in the background fuckin me up ngl
@ 2:50 -
[JOEY DIAZ]
"Three weeks after I moved out to Snow Mass Village, somebody asked me to do some coke...
... tremendous...
[GEORGE PEREZ]
"It was good, huh?"
[JOEY DIAZ]
'Dude, it was off the rattle "
The man has a way of telling a story…
Best stories are by joey Diaz. But, I'm clean from coke 20 yrs and I can handle hearing and telling stories now cause I don't have to worry about relapse. I tell u what tho, it is just like how he tells his stories. All of it. I enjoy the stories and this guy is pretty awesome
Had me thinking something was wrong with my headphones. Almost ruined my whole mood.
Fire truck had me pausing the video
Pffft, Goodyear 🤷🏻♂️ 😂😂😂😂
Aha when I was growing up in Connecticut we called all the gas stations Gandhi marts.
Jasonm Gavitt :)
Wish coke now a days was like joeys
The 4:00 mark fucked me up while I was driving. I heard them damn sirens in the background and freaked the fuck out.
UA-cam recommendations are fucking on point atm
The Chinese Cuban 😂😂😂
Laughing just from the title
Ohh it was you, that stole my rubbers, you little rascals
"turns you into a bartender" 😂
Early 80's coke was the best. I remembered getting Peruvian flake that was in a word,,,TREMENDOUS! Today its 99% garbage.
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Hahah omg I use to lock my dog in another room so he couldn't see me hahha
I used to lock myself in the bathroom so the dog wouldnt see me do it.
Funniest thing ever 😂😂😂😂
As a coke addict in recovery he actually helps. I can relate to so many of his stories.
How's it going dude
@@seasonalserotonin2559 good you
@@ryanjohnston7844 glad to hear. In recovery myself. 8 days. Joined a program doing well. Keep it up brother 💪
Same guys
Being high and you HAVE to go out in public is the WORST!!! Like in order to get more drugs you have to go to the ATM in the grocery store full of people, that is the WORST!!!! You think everybody is looking at you, they KNOOOOOOW! Lol!!!
Totally agree. It’s like I’m chill and still when I’m solo, but I start to tweak when I’m in public.
Joey the legendary Diaz
9:52 Lee: Who's made condoms back then Joey:Good Year fucking Amtrak
Almost blocked this content. I need to remember how Bad my cocaine addiction was. Do not Romanticize. Always a nightmare. Thank you for the content.
Do not Romanticize.
If I had a rail for every time I've listened to this I'd be dead
I miss the Chinese food in Philly
that colorado snow that POWDER
I’m addicted to white powder.
Good cocaine makes you into a bartender haha so true
Lee is going thru it
Joey looks over 70 years old.
I use to lock my dog in the other room so he didn't see me Lmfaooo!!!!!!!!!!
Do y’all think that comedowns are so bad these days because a lot of it is cut with so much caffeine?
This title is tremendous.