Minecraft ruined my life...

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  • @christopherrose4058
    @christopherrose4058 5 років тому +991

    5:43
    JC: I found more Diamonds
    Tux: NotTuxBird has made the achievement [Stone Age]

  • @Jennymaresca
    @Jennymaresca 5 років тому +377

    The fact Tux censored the chick and not the dude brought me great pain and years of therapy.

  • @soup
    @soup 5 років тому +1436

    Lava is not my friend

  • @mr.pug123c4
    @mr.pug123c4 5 років тому +306

    "Yes so much meet"-tuxbird 2019

  • @WasteOfOxygen
    @WasteOfOxygen 5 років тому +1302

    “I stopped going to the doctors for prostate exams after he lit candles before the last one”- racc 2019

    • @johnyoung4441
      @johnyoung4441 5 років тому +25

      *_Plot Twist: TuxBird IS the doctor._*

    • @searra
      @searra 5 років тому +2

      How can I retweet a UA-cam comment

    • @TechnoYacy
      @TechnoYacy 5 років тому +2

      So when’s the r/wooosh

    • @delsinyman3300
      @delsinyman3300 4 роки тому

      If you don't mind I'm going to sleep

    • @epicbossn1874
      @epicbossn1874 4 роки тому

      I want that quote on a t-shirt, I want most of the things they say on a t-shirt

  • @evansoontiens2246
    @evansoontiens2246 5 років тому +58

    9:02 JC just flexing his elytra while everyone else is barely surviving

  • @mr.chanka6445
    @mr.chanka6445 5 років тому +646

    2017: Minecraft for child
    2019: Minecraft for real man

  • @runner0233
    @runner0233 5 років тому +387

    this rainbow six gameplay is kinda strange

    • @abc-er2gc
      @abc-er2gc 4 роки тому +5

      It's not r6 u loser
      It's FORTNITE

    • @lukasbarber5146
      @lukasbarber5146 4 роки тому

      It Minecraft you idot

    • @TheDamdi
      @TheDamdi 4 роки тому

      ​@@abc-er2gc no stobid this terraria

    • @No-tl4zr
      @No-tl4zr 3 роки тому

      @@lukasbarber5146 it’s a fucking joke dipchit

    • @gyoza1043
      @gyoza1043 3 роки тому +1

      This reply section makes me question what I’m doing today...

  • @Jonandperry
    @Jonandperry 5 років тому +617

    --FOR ANYONE THAT WANTS THIS THE SHADER PACK IS BSL--

    • @ArnoldsKtm
      @ArnoldsKtm 5 років тому +10

      Yay, you helped brainless people who don't know how to use google.

    • @SlashMagus
      @SlashMagus 5 років тому +154

      @@ArnoldsKtm We know how to use google, it's just that we don't know the name of i, hence us asking. The only person without a brain would probably be you for not realizing that.

    • @diegoveladizchavez401
      @diegoveladizchavez401 5 років тому +53

      @@ArnoldsKtm salt

    • @tomf3165
      @tomf3165 5 років тому +53

      @@ArnoldsKtm lol fucking dickhead

    • @r33lsniper18
      @r33lsniper18 5 років тому +52

      ArnoldsK only a nigga like you named Arnold would act like a dickhead

  • @jessevancooney6963
    @jessevancooney6963 5 років тому +114

    "Can I eat leather"
    I feel like I've been in a similar situation before

    • @arie_lovexi
      @arie_lovexi 3 роки тому +2

      Not the only one who had that thought at first

  • @LittleShmuplet
    @LittleShmuplet 5 років тому +224

    Nah I'm pretty sure it was Rainbow Six

    • @goaty7766
      @goaty7766 5 років тому +3

      Little Shmuplet it’s the China version of Rainbow Six

  • @fullmetal1157
    @fullmetal1157 5 років тому +72

    “ My COOCHIE STANK” JC Caster 2019

  • @goomy9966
    @goomy9966 5 років тому +133

    I think we have a 5-way gay relationship on our hands

    • @michaeloverman7839
      @michaeloverman7839 5 років тому +3

      YES INDEED WE DO!
      UwU

    • @SmartFlea9
      @SmartFlea9 5 років тому +1

      I guess you make it a 6-way..

    • @richardlont4480
      @richardlont4480 5 років тому +3

      @@SmartFlea9 Its a 7 way. Just because Cob and Yumi aren't there doesn't mean they aren't a part of it.

    • @camyx_
      @camyx_ 5 років тому +2

      It would be an extremely dysfunctional relationship

    • @fraser2636
      @fraser2636 5 років тому

      I wouldn’t be surprised

  • @statebrush4
    @statebrush4 5 років тому +21

    2:06 tux swims with a boat in his inventory
    The boat: am I a joke to you

  • @TheUnicornChicken
    @TheUnicornChicken 5 років тому +48

    NotTuxBird has made the advancement [Stone Age]
    JC: *I've found more diamonds*

  • @idealzero334
    @idealzero334 5 років тому +29

    9:48 I can't breathe...

  • @DAAY02
    @DAAY02 5 років тому +198

    Do you ever make your normal piston a sticky piston by looking at an *iceberg*

    • @doctorbob6040
      @doctorbob6040 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @Budder1252
      @Budder1252 5 років тому

      No I use slime

    • @exolaruia8789
      @exolaruia8789 5 років тому

      ZynXc your too young to understand

    • @polik3192
      @polik3192 3 роки тому

      It was such a good joke but this demographic Is too young lmao

  • @lieutenantwumbo5845
    @lieutenantwumbo5845 5 років тому +24

    Key word, “try”
    0:18

  • @xdbij
    @xdbij 5 років тому +172

    don’t lie this game makes ur life better every day and you know it it brings everyone closer as a community and that’s why i think it should be top 1 game every year no matter what i love you

    • @slimjimma1812
      @slimjimma1812 5 років тому +6

      Elixer Escape 201 no homo right?

    • @deinpxdoxd8490
      @deinpxdoxd8490 5 років тому +3

      @@slimjimma1812 No, thats just gay.

    • @JoseVazquez-mn4fw
      @JoseVazquez-mn4fw 5 років тому +1

      Straight facts

    • @joelfett4739
      @joelfett4739 5 років тому +1

      I aggree

    • @irandomguy7107
      @irandomguy7107 5 років тому +3

      I don’t think Minecraft should be game of the year every year, because that wouldn’t be fair and every game is different but, either way I like Minecraft

  • @Error-ze5go
    @Error-ze5go 5 років тому +40

    2019: Minecraft is back baby!!!!!
    Tuxbird: ...
    Hold my beer Cob v:

  • @ModdedMarionette
    @ModdedMarionette 5 років тому +13

    5:43
    "I found more diamonds"
    *"yeeee-"*

  • @chiyo1157
    @chiyo1157 5 років тому +18

    tuxbird and his friend: starts doing something good and smart
    Weather: stoopid, I’m not
    Gone let you get the chance

  • @igotabriefcase1054
    @igotabriefcase1054 5 років тому +36

    Tuxgbirg knows lot about being best at monecraft confirmed

  • @Jinxy_Rose
    @Jinxy_Rose 3 роки тому +1

    12:22 that sound never fails to make me laugh

  • @xeno9685
    @xeno9685 5 років тому +7

    5:52
    McNasty is, well...
    *NASTY*

  • @AllDockCD
    @AllDockCD 5 років тому +6

    9:08 is my brain when I try to better myself

  • @generalcash7203
    @generalcash7203 5 років тому +6

    This was crazy enjoyable, like I love the rainbow content you do, but just watching you guys play something different like Minecraft trying to work together was amazing ! It’ll be great if you can make more of these every here and there

    • @RiceEater101
      @RiceEater101 2 роки тому

      this whole video is literally the opposite of them working together and its fucking hilarious, but i get what you mean i enjoy these kind of content as well.

  • @kevynlopez2605
    @kevynlopez2605 5 років тому +54

    Is that Racc and Tux in one? Yup already a banger vid

  • @astheticeyeae5239
    @astheticeyeae5239 5 років тому +8

    Minecraft : still exists in 2019*
    ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE IN UNIVERSE : "It's free real estate"

  • @starblazing1160
    @starblazing1160 5 років тому +3

    Expecting Tux and friends to play decently at Minecraft is like expecting the History Channel to cover actual History

  • @herowin3825
    @herowin3825 5 років тому

    1:14 the fact that Tux tried to punch a rock with a cobblestone in his hand at first prooves that he and his bros get hella wasted before any recording

  • @Nosferatu_man
    @Nosferatu_man 5 років тому +13

    Am I the only one that noticed tux was mining with a steak 😂

  • @Ferdinandong29
    @Ferdinandong29 3 роки тому +1

    I come back to watch this SIDA whenever I'm not feeling great

  • @DualWieldedEggrolls
    @DualWieldedEggrolls 5 років тому +21

    What texture pack did yall use. Them graphics look clean

  • @Izumiyya
    @Izumiyya 4 роки тому +1

    TuxBird:*Plays Minecraft*
    'Everyone liked that'

  • @mastervidxad5883
    @mastervidxad5883 5 років тому +8

    Holy Moly. The new Siege update is lit.

  • @nsta4K
    @nsta4K 5 років тому +1

    7:29 Tux: CAN YOU GO DOWN MORE?!
    Soup: *hits tuxbird*
    Tux: *epic scream lol*

  • @ryancarleton3746
    @ryancarleton3746 5 років тому +3

    7:48
    That was when I ruled the land

  • @insideonly
    @insideonly 5 років тому +2

    “Soup it’s not a bath” is probably my favorite line

  • @matteorivola1325
    @matteorivola1325 4 роки тому +8

    3:00 *A MAN JUST FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY*

  • @caleb7905
    @caleb7905 2 роки тому +1

    i feel so old knowing this is now 3 years old...

  • @KevKedro
    @KevKedro 5 років тому +8

    I would spend $3000 on a rig good enough to run those texture packs and shaders at 200+ FPS....

    • @Hyversal
      @Hyversal 5 років тому +1

      its only shader

    • @SomeConch357
      @SomeConch357 5 років тому

      You can run it easy with a amd 3700x, 16gb ram, and a 1080 ti, only about 2k

  • @harrisonward3464
    @harrisonward3464 5 років тому +1

    Minecraft has turned these simple minded mortals into mindless, relentless husks of their former selves, who will massacre friends for leather and iron.

  • @mack7235
    @mack7235 5 років тому +6

    Finally Tux is playing real games

  • @IMatKatI
    @IMatKatI 5 років тому

    7:32 the moment you don’t have to edit the minecraft hitting sound because it’s already there

  • @koifish7715
    @koifish7715 5 років тому +7

    "I'd prefer page 69 but ok."

  • @drakelane69
    @drakelane69 5 років тому +1

    8:20 the rebuilding of what your guy's friendship

  • @SuperSlammer12
    @SuperSlammer12 5 років тому +5

    13:59 made me laugh so hard

  • @captaintoast4675
    @captaintoast4675 5 років тому +2

    I've never seen Tuxbird get so aggressive in my entire life. I love it

  • @chandlersun3877
    @chandlersun3877 5 років тому +6

    It would be amazing to watch these guys play SCP

  • @evancarr5699
    @evancarr5699 4 роки тому

    9:02 *Tux talking about not getting anywhere after 3 hours*
    JC *Discretely flexes elytra*

  • @SluffyEdgeworth
    @SluffyEdgeworth 5 років тому +7

    i want episode 2...PLEASEI BEG YOU TUX LORD!!!
    Pl<
    :c

  • @thewolf3186
    @thewolf3186 5 років тому +2

    12:22 the freak is that noise

  • @AdamChezzyCZ
    @AdamChezzyCZ 5 років тому +3

    "you will never see a group of people being less efficient" have you seen PewDiePie's SkyBlock?

  • @seeker5167
    @seeker5167 5 років тому +2

    2:12 has a boat, swims

  • @chad.xcx.
    @chad.xcx. 5 років тому +4

    You're the best tux 💛🤠 your videos make my day better

  • @v1l1am95
    @v1l1am95 5 років тому

    2:06 Now that's your new home, tux

  • @LionMouse23
    @LionMouse23 5 років тому +9

    See you in a month.

  • @return3116
    @return3116 5 років тому +2

    Just walks up to funeral....
    *unenthusiastic wedding.*

  • @eliotbeausoleil1142
    @eliotbeausoleil1142 5 років тому +8

    The game looks so clean can someone explain I'm stuck in 2012

    • @r33lsniper18
      @r33lsniper18 5 років тому +2

      Pappa_z he using shaders called Sildurs shaders and they’re pretty bomb

  • @split_1905
    @split_1905 4 роки тому +1

    You can tell they've never played Minecraft when McNasty asked, "Can you eat leather?" That's how you know nothing's being done

  • @Starkiller-sr6tw
    @Starkiller-sr6tw 5 років тому +4

    8:37 anyone recognise the mw3 credits music?

  • @shadowblade5082
    @shadowblade5082 5 років тому +2

    TUXBIRD: igloo
    Rest of the group: go home

  • @Cairo40000
    @Cairo40000 5 років тому +6

    This is a really weird episode of rainbow six siege

  • @Thalysman_
    @Thalysman_ 4 роки тому +1

    0:40 I don’t have the IROOOOOON !!!!!!

  • @dokkanlrgod9088
    @dokkanlrgod9088 5 років тому +9

    Bruh that was waaaaaaayy funnier then your siege vids idk why but I think raccooneggs helped a lot lol

  • @majorx470
    @majorx470 5 років тому

    Raccoon eggs scream at 4:54 made my day

  • @dotdotdotsdotsdot6260
    @dotdotdotsdotsdot6260 3 роки тому +4

    No way this was in 2019

    • @punu3675
      @punu3675 3 роки тому

      Ikr it felt like last month

  • @coyoink
    @coyoink 5 років тому +1

    7:18 reminded me of joji with the cigarette and arrow 😂

  • @CaptainJet99
    @CaptainJet99 5 років тому +3

    9:38 Can someone link me that skin? It's for a friend's science project.

  • @tzeentchnco.7441
    @tzeentchnco.7441 5 років тому

    Tuxbird and Co. trying to work together is like trying to look at a bee hive that just went into panic mode after their queen died. Leaderless and disorientated XD

  • @inactive1150
    @inactive1150 5 років тому +6

    Am I crazy to think that tuxbird and smii7y sound alike

  • @Chuumbo
    @Chuumbo 5 років тому +2

    JC: guys I found diamonds again
    Later
    JC: I don’t have cobblestone

  • @100subsriberswithnovideosc6
    @100subsriberswithnovideosc6 5 років тому +3

    Tuxbird! Just because Pewdiepie plays Minecraft now doesn’t mean you have to. Don’t be a band wagoner!

  • @bel410la
    @bel410la 5 років тому +1

    Omg, I just found you by accident, and found out you play with RaccoonEggs, who I have been watching for a while. I love when things just work out and are perfect... You guys are really funny. :)

  • @grassslasher
    @grassslasher 5 років тому

    UA-cam: So you are a penguin with guns, but if you take away guns, then what are you?
    tuxbird: *nervously stares at iceberg*

  • @jackventura3201
    @jackventura3201 4 роки тому

    7:45 the remake of falling kingdom seems great

  • @Nitsu29
    @Nitsu29 5 років тому +1

    You;re the only UA-camr who are allowed to jump on that Minecraft Hypetrain.

  • @Zetheseus
    @Zetheseus 5 років тому

    in the middle of idiots playing minecraft when i get a british hardcore minecraft expert giving me an ad for what looks like a less cartoon version of clawh of clans while his 7ft tall son looks down on him

  • @arnileleiss2220
    @arnileleiss2220 5 років тому +2

    Me: Starts watching the video without earbudds
    My relatives: Is someone dying in that vid?

  • @htion5
    @htion5 5 років тому +1

    When you come back from a 5 month trip
    and see minecraft is popular again

  • @TheSimpsonsClipsOfficial
    @TheSimpsonsClipsOfficial 5 років тому +2

    Everyone: nice r6 video
    Tux: lets minecraft

  • @nerfrecruit9453
    @nerfrecruit9453 5 років тому +1

    3:40 AW MAN

  • @jayz7130
    @jayz7130 4 роки тому +1

    Lol the "can i eat leather" part reminded me of a time when in I was in a cafeteria I saw a dude with airpods in and I told him that they would taste better with mayo on them. He flipped me off. :)

  • @zilaneko9096
    @zilaneko9096 4 роки тому +1

    8:23
    "the rebuilding"
    *me* wait they built something?

  • @JozzGamingYT
    @JozzGamingYT 5 років тому

    Awesome video! I can't wait to get farther through my new survival series, Minecraft really is back and hopefully better then ever!

  • @pixel2156
    @pixel2156 5 років тому

    Thank you for making me laugh when it’s 3am and I’m alone eating copious amounts of gogurt

  • @charli216
    @charli216 4 роки тому +2

    the army gets cancelled because of coronavirus

  • @derrickbanksjr2665
    @derrickbanksjr2665 5 років тому

    When your about to get a whooping so you run to your neighbors house 4:53

  • @rmgssoop8016
    @rmgssoop8016 4 роки тому

    8:13 why did I laugh so hard when he said “unbelievable” 😂

  • @withthepowerglove1627
    @withthepowerglove1627 5 років тому

    This feels like me and my friends in school doing something stupid around the substitute teacher

  • @izabotenno
    @izabotenno 3 роки тому +2

    JC has such a soothing voice

  • @jenniferatteberry7413
    @jenniferatteberry7413 5 років тому

    4:52 that scream almost killed me

  • @chadsunfangenjoyer6797
    @chadsunfangenjoyer6797 5 років тому +1

    Does anyone remember in which video did The Dooo shred thunderstruck?

  • @elliottboulton6417
    @elliottboulton6417 5 років тому +2

    9:03 how tf does JC have an elytra?

  • @Mori42069
    @Mori42069 5 років тому

    "I'm tryna sit here and eat my fuckin' bar and a creeper rolls up out of nowhere with a fucking gat"

  • @alphanoodle1877
    @alphanoodle1877 3 роки тому +1

    fun fact
    leather is in fact edible

  • @Sun2Gway
    @Sun2Gway 5 років тому

    Tux : need FOOD!
    others : Chillin...

  • @fwfrance
    @fwfrance 5 років тому +1

    Tux you should do a rust video

  • @someoneudontno7886
    @someoneudontno7886 5 років тому

    I love it how you go for the igloo WITHOUT your boat