Also, stop fucking posting these comments. It's been a nuisance since UA-cam existed and every single person with a minimum IQ of Pulse mains knows it. So stop and post a comment that is literally anything else but "LiKE tHis cOmmeNt" or "397 LiKEs bUt nO viEwS".
"I don't wanna lose this game" "Well don't choke" That's the equivalent of being in a guitar store looking for a banjo like- "Employee- we have some banjos, but we're mainly focused on guitars." You-"no thanks lol, I don't like guitars (dooo is probably looking for my address RN)" Employee-"so don't like em, I'm not gonna direct you to what you actually want, I'm just gonna tell you this"
I was more worried about the guy called "Athena Faris", if you don't have to look that up, you're a sinner. If you do have to look it up, and will look it up, you will definitely become a sinner because of her
Gamer girl joining a match: Every boy in the match: “iS tHaT A GaMeR GiRl?!” Girl: All the boys: *saying sexist comments the whole match for no reason whatsoever* Me: And this is why I’m staying in the kitchen
@@zohairahmed8891 idk this gamer girl thinks she's important also the oMg a GaMeR gIrl thing died off awhile ago and kids learned the error of their stupid
I love how everyone I watch have played siege together or at least with each other’s friends. McNasty, Tux, TheDoo, RaccoonEggs, Grizzy, SwaggerSouls, Fitz and so on
You wanna know a good Amaru strat that i though of, that can either go really well or really wrong. Have someone hot breach the same window as Amaru. If timed correctly Amaru will enter after the explosion as well as you. Now you have two people in the building and the hot breacher can shoot as Amaru gets in.
"SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TOO!!!"
Killed me
Look at his name
Me too brother
Yes
"I promise I'll have another video out by next week."
*Press X to doubt.*
X
its been a week... 12 days
this man became anthony pit 1
Y
X
“ I don’t want to lose this game”
“Well, then don’t choke”
What a good idea
Number one tip to get good:
*dont die* seems obvious but people seem to forget!
I never freeze
Elizabeth K. Conrad you’re fucked
Brooklyn Beardy Ehh, if you want to make a meme: My goodness what an idea. Why didn’t i think of that
@@FlyLikeRedBull yo thx for the tip I'll use it every time now
" What is your opinion on beating women"
~wife-beater 2019
Yes.
@@kevinbmx2225 stephen: what is your opinion on beating woman
Kevin:yes
*SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO*
Don’t beat women spank them ;)
-Andre Merrick 2020
(Yes I’m that asshole)
I can't believe they made my dad into a character in Deadpool 2. The vanisher
Oof
F
Nice copied comment
Bruh holy im the 69th like
@@dekash3428 I made it the 70th get rekt
Teacher: "just ignore them and they'll stop messing with you
*My friend when I ignore him* : 0:45
Rip replay button
Speak when spoken to
"what's your story"
"I beat wife"
Straight to the point, I like this man
Dissapointing soup just got to live life beating women
I hate asians
@@unclepeter2987 straight to the point but i hate that statement
Not his wife tho
@@iamkestrel it's scary because my gamer tag is MOIST CH1LD and his gamer tag is child abductor
This man didn’t even vlog his journey around the globe smh
TBVG skeet skeet
Missed W E E K S of content
No he was just teaching a rock to walk
C4UT10N a scam? Obviously. Girl VIP like wtf
cause he was teaching his pet rock to walk
7:18
Furry goes to a bar and says:" gimme a cocktail, hold the cock..."
I cried
Then you have the tail then
10:02 looks like Rook and Pulse are holding hands whilst running 😂😂
Lil
Beans
When that person is giving you the silent treatment 0:45
Tux Bird: **EXISTS**
Upload Schedule: aight im bout to head out
Harrison Le lol
6ix9ine: i know where he‘s going
At least it ain't as bad as Anthony's
German youtubers:are you challenging me?
I bouta go float on a pond
The only dangerous thing about rainbow is mcnasty’s burps
True!
Tuxbird: 20k likes = video next week
Well that was a fricking lie
When I heard “I’m goin to sleep..” my entire childhood just flashed in my head
Not even 40 seconds into the video: "Whats your opinion on beating women?"
A few seconds later: "SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!!!"
You should speak when spoken to
"My uncle used to staple me to the ceiling fan and try to nut in my mouth."
~RacoonEggs 2019
Dark - AMV this shit killed me 😂
skeet shooting
*TRICKSHOTS*
My nephew enjoyed it just joking lol laughing my ass off
“SPEAK WHEN YOU’RE SPOKEN TO”
I felt that
Yeah me too
Yeah me too
Yeah me too
Ok
Speak when spoken too*
Just wanted to say, I appreciate the amount of effort and editing you do in these videos to make yourself look better/funnier. Keep it up ; )
“To Guatemala”
*shows pic of some random desert*
Childchewer: an American hero who gave his life for his country.
Tuxbird: this homie’s name kinda sus
Woman Beater: beat his woman for this country
Kaioken X a national treasure
Harrison Ward god bless them bois
qdog s you sir, are a man of culture.
qdog s hell yea 🤟
"i'm saving both, they're both my poison" i love this clip lmaoo
Cob: *says nothing
Tux: why did u take it out of context again lol
Tuxbird: **Uploads**
Me: Wait, that's illegal.
8:54- the noise McNasty makes is hilarious
I love how amaru dabs at 4:07 while being slaughtered
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria macarena
What was the song called that started with the drums
I'm 4:04
0:26 when I find out my dad left me and put a cardboard cutout of himself
LMFAO im sorry but that was funny asf 💀
tux literally only posts when he needs to pay his share in rent😂
Month by month lol
“SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!”
6:37 Real homie content
152 likes
no views
*^ Don't click on this link ^*
UniqueNhame what is it
UniqueNhame I accidentally did and now I have a child growing inside my phone
Also, stop fucking posting these comments. It's been a nuisance since UA-cam existed and every single person with a minimum IQ of Pulse mains knows it. So stop and post a comment that is literally anything else but "LiKE tHis cOmmeNt" or "397 LiKEs bUt nO viEwS".
Tux you have one of the best siege content out of the bunch, thanks.
00:07 I want 10 hours of that. NOW!!!
YESSS (4 yrs later)
YESSS (4 yrs later)
"Don't choke then"
That shit got me when I was drinking my coffee now I am actually choking on it now (I'm fine now tho). That was so good.
Tuxbird when uploaf:
Me: i am speed
What kinda bread is that?
Raspy it’s good you should try it
“I don’t wanna lose this game”
“Well don’t choke”
Tux: 2:05
Also tux 2:44
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🌈🌈
“ChildChewer” is also a song by “Infant Annihilator”
I feel like everyone in the nonsense house is having a mental breakdown.
Me when I see that Avgn uploaded a video: I S L E E P
Me when tux uploads a video: R E A L S H I T?
"I don't wanna lose this game"
"Well don't choke"
That's the equivalent of being in a guitar store looking for a banjo like-
"Employee- we have some banjos, but we're mainly focused on guitars."
You-"no thanks lol, I don't like guitars (dooo is probably looking for my address RN)"
Employee-"so don't like em, I'm not gonna direct you to what you actually want, I'm just gonna tell you this"
"Just no clip out of jail"
"Wish my dad knew that"
Girl: GO deeper
Xurbdic pp: ya'll here sumthin?
0:26 bux turd reached his true form
You know what’s insane I remember when u had only 100k subscribers now look where u are I’m proud of u. Been w u since before 100k bro
He's half way to the like goal and its only been 40 minutes
" I'm felling stressed I'm going to go float around in a pond"
Duckbird 2019
7:58 sounds like a damn LMG
1 year ago today this vid was uploaded. Nice
0:07
*starts playing rave music from spongebob*
Doc: HELL YEAH
“Mustard gas”
Me: looks in WW2
Masked - WWI
it goofy gas
TuxBird: I AM A PENGUIN
Everyone: * FURRY ALERT*
UwU
6:47 HOLY ANTHONYS AN ALPHA MALE!
0:45 “SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TOO!!!” 😂😂😂
Flinn Brett Gordon yes of course
I love that "I decided" reference in the first 20 seconds haha
Is no one else concerned that a guy has his name set as Child Abductor?
I’m concerned aswell
I was more worried about the guy called "Athena Faris", if you don't have to look that up, you're a sinner.
If you do have to look it up, and will look it up, you will definitely become a sinner because of her
@@AirborneVisualsNL is this a joke
"new video next week" *Top 10 Anime Betrayals*
No views, one like, eight seconds.
I love the UA-cam algorithm
every time you want to shoot a wall think before your teammates run in front of you
You know, its nice that tux uses spongebob clips to make things child friendly.
Great job tux, keep up the good work, love your vids
YO TUXBIRD YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME SO MUCH TO START MY OWN CHANNEL AND ITS FINALLY GROWING I LOVE YOU
You’re everywhere. Fuck off.
agreed
Can we just appreciate how amazing the thumbnails are
no
@TuxBird *this channel* Things taken out of context.
im sure no one will ask but 4:04 - 4:07 is Finger Eleven - Paralyzer and Los Del Rio - La Macarena
You are a good (wo)man, thank you
The violence in that shotgun shot at 7:47 dude
This man didn’t record his journey teaching his rock how to walk smh
Gamer girl joining a match:
Every boy in the match: “iS tHaT A GaMeR GiRl?!”
Girl:
All the boys: *saying sexist comments the whole match for no reason whatsoever*
Me: And this is why I’m staying in the kitchen
Sara Brown You stay in the kitchen because you need to. Did your master let you out of your cage?
why were these comments made?
@@zohairahmed8891 idk this gamer girl thinks she's important also the oMg a GaMeR gIrl thing died off awhile ago and kids learned the error of their stupid
@@shoooja she needs to stay in the kitchen and cook up a better comment
Men bad women good
classy touch @2:43 brings me back to the halo days
i wish tux would make a video dedicated to only things taken out of context
Your vids are like my life it goes down hill. Love the vids keep up the good work
Dude ur channel is the best keep up the amazing work
"I played leap frog with my dead grandpa" That escalated very quickly.
I love how everyone I watch have played siege together or at least with each other’s friends. McNasty, Tux, TheDoo, RaccoonEggs, Grizzy, SwaggerSouls, Fitz and so on
“We’re getting shot at!”
“No, THEY’RE gettin shot a-“ **fucking dies instantly**
And the part with saget I almost like spilled my whole entire drink and that whole semester of sagat
Thanks for posting again I love your content ducksbird
Me: (supposed to be doing school work)
Also me: "Nah, I'ma watch some TuxBird."
im playing siege while watching tux, and its purely cuz it makes me not wanna rage quit every time i die bc im to busy laughing
0:40 Dude that sound exactly like a guy in Read dead Redemption 2 xD
0:37 lesson learned don’t watch a tux video in public without earphones
I don't want to lose.
Then don't chocke.
Gets his flippen revolver out
The edits are on point!
You wanna know a good Amaru strat that i though of, that can either go really well or really wrong. Have someone hot breach the same window as Amaru. If timed correctly Amaru will enter after the explosion as well as you. Now you have two people in the building and the hot breacher can shoot as Amaru gets in.
Your videos make me laugh, upload more pleaseeee. It’s hard to find good content on UA-cam right now
1:00 "ahaha we're gettin shot at"
Idk why this is so fucking funny xD
@ 2:12 you can hear that he used a short sound bit from The Crew when they played COD years ago
YOUR BOY IS 10TH ON TRENDING FOR GAMING. Go Tux
Bruh my left hip hurts really bad and it hurts to laugh but it’s hard not to this video is full of comedy gold 😂💯
0:07 reminded me of the kid spin boting in cs go on the news .-.
3:42 the last time we hear from cob for eons
0:06 when your squad is full of plats
That Halo music at 2:42 hit me INSTANTLY. Crap. Now I've gotta go and play Halo 2....
Me: *hears Paralyzer playing*
Well, Xurbdic. That sounds like a bit of DEMOMETIZATION.
Reminder that Tux is the only one to get an ace in the two-mad two-rnament
(5:15) great infant annihilator song!
I didn't wait 4 weeks for a 10 min video buxturd!!!!
Haha at 0:33 that jelly fish has been my background since a month ago when I found it
That wife beater guy had me dying at the beginning! Omg i needed that laugh
“I decided”
*BIG SEAN ALBUM*
Me: BiG bRaIn, VeRy CoOl
„I was named after my dead“ Tux: „Urinal?“
Killed me xD
That intro hit me like a freight train dude