He also killed off an exstinct tree. Beat the shit out of his best friend and killed his other friend made his team play russian roulete, used hostages to get fighters to join his gang. the list goes on man
Imagine if Buddy and Brad actually were close enough that they saw each other from a distance, so Buddy starts paddling as fast as she can, like "shitshitshitshitshit he's gonna take away my ps5 shitshitshitshit".
Breaking news: local failure uses man he killed as boat after beating his abusive father to death then beats the shit out of the majority of the remaining people alive and is denied the request to be hugged by his adopted daughter
"Ooooooooh, I'm on a boat made entirely of pedo, and my two feet doing little bike pedals, In the waaaateeeer, I'm kickin' the waaaateeeer, so I can get fartherrrrr, and so far this is stupid." -Brad (Sung in the style of Jake's "In a Boat with a a couple of wackos" from Adventure Time) (Also, yes, I'm well aware he is sitting on his Tardy floatation device, but he had to get it going somehow, right? Also a means to keep it steered in the right direction, so it would make some sense.)
I love this goofy music after you kill both your father and the guy who helped you get a boat (In both ways) and your daughter runs away leaving you to die on an island.
Buddy: Left the Island, where Brad is now alone, and probably dies here. Brad: Im gonna do whats a called pro gamer move Here is another, for no reason Brad: Ok, now its time for Plan C *C of corpse*
I actually looked up if this is possible, the answer is sort of. If we were to go by brads way then it’s impossible as the body needs to start decomposing to float and produce gas which takes about three days so he would’ve sank. Let’s say he did wait three days though, if you put the body face down the chances of air escaping are much lower and you can ride tardy longer. Last is length of time, if it’s a short distance it is easily done but if it takes more then a day you are dealing with scavengers eating the body. So basically this was possible, just not so quickly.
All I can really say is that he's using another human being as a boat As to why he did that, please play the game. It's called Lisa: the painful. It's really cheap and you can get it on Steam or itch.io
While the game Is cheap, the real cost Is your Sanity, so here i'm gonna make a resume The Man that Is using a corpse as a boat Is Brad Armstrong, who in the game, Is looking for His adoptive daughter, buddy In the endgame, after Brad reaches the island where His daughter Is, shardy, owner of the boat Brad was in, claims that he wants to rape buddy, so Brad decided to murder him Then buddy steals the boat, so Brad does a big brain move, which Is using shardy's corpse as a boat
Me after Marty battle: I'm so deaaad insiiideee Tardy scene with funny music: *kicks in* Me: NOOOO, NO FUNNY THIIIINGGG(((((((((((((((((9999999999999999
"Local Florida man with no arms uses homicide victim as boat"
There's something for Donut Operator to talk about in his next LEO recap right there.
Of course it's Florida.
And to think it all started in Kansas.
*Olathe Man
im going to brazil to murder some fools
imagine rando looking out over the sunset and he sees this approaching his magnificent kingdom
"I never knew Master Armstrong was so i-intuitive."
Rando: Thats got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.
Rando Soldier: So it would seem...
*lardy boat music instead of pirates of the carribean*
I'd shit myself if my dad did that too
@@shinobidaniel_12 your dad on his way to remind you of the take out the trash chore
"EVERYBODY RUN THE FUCK AWAY, A MAN HIGH ON FUCKING JOY IS ENTERING THE VECINITY"
Sorry, boatman. You’re being demoted. Now you’re just boat
Reject Olathe, Return To Boat.
Ah... almost makes your forget the little girl getting her face carved to pieces just a minute away
V e g a Une façade a reference to spade from fist of the north star incidentally
Didn't buddy get her face carved in Rando Land
@Theusernameless i think it was Mr.Angoneli (Sticky's Dad)
He also killed off an exstinct tree. Beat the shit out of his best friend and killed his other friend made his team play russian roulete, used hostages to get fighters to join his gang. the list goes on man
@solar tree!
super risky, if brad tipped over he would drown without arms. but you gotta do what you gotta do
No brad would just evapourate the sea with raw emotion.
He isnt in control at the moment that guy is surprisingly bouyant
His legs are too strong to fail him now
@@bulkbogan2242 Self loathing can move mountains in the world of LISA
If he has the balance to ride a bike with no arms he can balance a body in the ocean.
Imagine if Buddy and Brad actually were close enough that they saw each other from a distance, so Buddy starts paddling as fast as she can, like "shitshitshitshitshit he's gonna take away my ps5 shitshitshitshit".
@evan but the heehee :-(
@evan Thank you. :-)
Schizophrenia:
@@SnowyScug I can't move on. Even though the accident was five years ago, I still can't move on.
how is he gonna take her ps5 if he doesn't have arms?
"Would Tardy boat again 10/10"
-IGN(?)
8.8/10 - Too much water
8.5/10 The Tardy boat smells so bad, look like rotten flesh but everything fine
Breaking news: local failure uses man he killed as boat after beating his abusive father to death then beats the shit out of the majority of the remaining people alive and is denied the request to be hugged by his adopted daughter
Choice hug or not hug is made by Baddy (arrow is on her)
@@hamppu83 welp, it's been more than a month so I'm assuming you bought the game and played it til the end, how was the experience?
"Local Failure" lol got me
At least he didn't do genocide for nothing like Lisa did!
Who knew a corpse could be so buoyant? Kids, take notes.
Fat floats
@@gavindillon1486 And Tardy has plenty to spare
Y'Alldabaoth Wow
Just figured it was decomposition gas
Tardy is best boat.
Lisa The Painful HD Remake
I'd pay $20 for that.
@@Sbooky13 id pay 60 if it came with the joyful
I'd buy that for a dollar
@@Ryu1ify jew
jk
ok bye
Well hey hey guess what
lisa the painful anti piracy screen
no.
Used Tardy as a boat 10/10
Best game i ever played. , anyone else ?
Me
Third best game that has ever hurt me
"Ooooooooh,
I'm on a boat made entirely of pedo,
and my two feet doing little bike pedals,
In the waaaateeeer,
I'm kickin' the waaaateeeer,
so I can get fartherrrrr,
and so far this is stupid."
-Brad
(Sung in the style of Jake's "In a Boat with a a couple of wackos" from Adventure Time)
(Also, yes, I'm well aware he is sitting on his Tardy floatation device, but he had to get it going somehow, right? Also a means to keep it steered in the right direction, so it would make some sense.)
Who would have thought that using your best friends corps as a boat would work.
except tardy isn't his best friend
Tardy isn't fardy my guy hes just fardy's bro.
tardy who? fardy what? my only friend is terry.
@Willow Rines that comment was catchy as fuck, im gonna start chanting that.
national terry parade 2k18
I love this goofy music after you kill both your father and the guy who helped you get a boat (In both ways) and your daughter runs away leaving you to die on an island.
For the record, Tardy deserved it.
To Rando Lando!
This moment is lit as fuck
Hey sabia que te encontraría aquí xdD
Sableye Munizaga Ya es tradición XDD
LISA: the Remastered
bro there's an actual LISA remaster coming out?
this is literally the worst thing brad has ever done
Yeah it is pretty messed up
I think brad realized he'd hit rock bottom when he was going across the sea on Tardy's corpse...
I mean the dude attacked him first
No, the worst thing he has ever done was bulldozing those constructers.
@H.İbrahim YAKUT, actually yeah...
I don't think they did anything bad to deserve this
Finally
I can swim to alaska using a dead body
Buddy: Left the Island, where Brad is now alone, and probably dies here.
Brad: Im gonna do whats a called pro gamer move
Here is another, for no reason
Brad: Ok, now its time for Plan C
*C of corpse*
Good comment
Hiper (Spanish UA-camr) already made the "C For Cadaver" joke
@@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny es hora del plan C. C de cadaver
@@lukasmagana466 si que si
i feel brad
Please do another one this really great
It lowkey sounds better at 1.25% speed
Thats just the OG tempo
A new low...
i LOVE lisa painfull
Lore of Brad's Tardy Boat momentum 100
My ass starting to cry watching this:
I actually looked up if this is possible, the answer is sort of.
If we were to go by brads way then it’s impossible as the body needs to start decomposing to float and produce gas which takes about three days so he would’ve sank.
Let’s say he did wait three days though, if you put the body face down the chances of air escaping are much lower and you can ride tardy longer.
Last is length of time, if it’s a short distance it is easily done but if it takes more then a day you are dealing with scavengers eating the body.
So basically this was possible, just not so quickly.
Nice.
i need that song-
its called shardy's shanty
Thanks!
What song is this?
Shardy's shanty
@@N3K0M1M1 thx
It seems every two years this happens so
What song is this?
BOATIN
someone explain this to me
No.
Play the game on steam it's really good.
@@nadziusspl >:(
@@camera2178>:)
All I can really say is that he's using another human being as a boat
As to why he did that, please play the game. It's called Lisa: the painful. It's really cheap and you can get it on Steam or itch.io
While the game Is cheap, the real cost Is your Sanity, so here i'm gonna make a resume
The Man that Is using a corpse as a boat Is Brad Armstrong, who in the game, Is looking for His adoptive daughter, buddy
In the endgame, after Brad reaches the island where His daughter Is, shardy, owner of the boat Brad was in, claims that he wants to rape buddy, so Brad decided to murder him
Then buddy steals the boat, so Brad does a big brain move, which Is using shardy's corpse as a boat
Soulja Boy in this ohhhhh!
i am ur 100th sub
where is my reddit gold bitch
Me after Marty battle: I'm so deaaad insiiideee
Tardy scene with funny music: *kicks in*
Me: NOOOO, NO FUNNY THIIIINGGG(((((((((((((((((9999999999999999