Gerald: "So how long do hedgehogs usually last?" Narrator: "Well the average lifespan of a hedgehog is around 5-8 years-" Gerald: "Not long enough. I'm gonna make an immortal one." Narrator: "Even... assuming you could, the life expectancy of a hedgehog is much lower, due to all the dangers they face in the wild." Gerald: "I'll give it a gun."
Narrator: E-excuse me? Gerald: And also the ability to channel dangerous energy to take huge chunks out of potential enemies of large size. Narrator: ...what.
It's even better when you remember he started with a titanic, barely-alive dinosaur with the power of a god. Having gone from that to small, half-alien "hedgehog" is one hell of a bioengineering leap.
@@Umbra_Ursus what makes it even FUNNIER is that The Biolozard wasn’t even supposed to be THAT Big, and I’m like… Wait, how is a TINY LIZARD or a HEDGEHOG going to help the world and Cure your Granddaughter?
Narrator: The fox is one of nature's most famous predators, known for hunting small creatures such as rabbits, birds, and hedgehogs. Tails: I'd never hunt Sonic! Narrator: What the, another one?! Get the hell out of here! And is that a second tail? How do you have two tails?! Tails: You know, I don't think I ever found an answer to that. Narrator: (sighs in disgust)
Me to tails: your second tail is most likely a “supernumerary body part”. It’s a type of genetic mutation that causes you to be born with an extra body part. Supernumerary body parts can be any part of the body. They can be fingers, toes, internal organs, teeth, and even entire limbs. They don’t always function properly, if at all, but sometimes they function perfectly. It’s really fascinating!
It wasn't really random, Sonic was just interacting with the narrator before he said that and he was expressing, most likely out of fear, to the audience that Hedgehogs cannot break the fourth wall like Sonic just did.
The funny thing is, if you did an actual nature documentary on the various teams in Sonic, you'd find that almost every team has a member who is a natural predator to other members on that same team. Team Sonic: Foxes eat hedgehogs Team Chaotix: Chameleons eat insects The Hooligans: Weasels eat ducks Team Rose: Big cats eat rabbits Team Dark: Bats eat robots Babylon Rogues: Hawks eat small birds like swallows Neo Diamond Cutters: Wolves eat sheep
Narrator: Cut! Cut! *Coughs* Narrator: Lets try this... Bats are very swift and elegant flight experts that are most commonly found in groups of- Rouge: Why hello there Darling?~ Narrator: *OH FUCKING GOD-*
"Alright, finally, foxes are dogs that are wild in Canada" Tails:" foxes? My Speices" "CHANGE THE FOOTAGE!" "Ok, Foxes are not aware that a zombie virus called Rabies are spreading " Tails: "Foxes are small to medium-sized, omnivorous mammals belonging to several genera of the family Canidae. They have a flattened skull, upright, triangular ears, a pointed, slightly upturned snout, and a long bushy tail. Twelve species belong to the monophyletic "true fox" group of genus Vulp-" "CUT THE CAMERA!" "Okay. I QUIT THIS JOB!" Tails: "Are we still talking about foxes? "AAAAA" *We will be right back.*
Damn, if the documentary narrator finds normal Sonic and Knuckles pretty disturbing, I cannot even imagine his reactions when he knows about their Ken Pender's depiction...
While not the same in the Sonic twitter there Is a post of Sonic daily routine when he Is not in an adventure and guy spend like 3 hours (2 in the morning and 1 in the afternoon) running/jogging... i think... He Also has a 12 hours sleep schedule (sleep at 12pm and wake up at 12am... Or was it switched?)
Hedgehogs, contrary to what many may think, can grow up to 1 meter in height, or 3'6'' feet, sometimes they can reach 35 kilograms and have a blue coloration to their quills and fur.
Narrator: Let's see how bees living. There's a bunch of bees that flying over flowers and eating nectar. And there's bee- wait... Why does this bee is so big? Why it has the strange eyes? And boots? Ok, let's change the view... It's a beehive. Here bees gather turning nectar into honey- Charmy: **jump in front of camera** Hey, i love honey! Narrator: What the- hey, Operator let's get outta here and shoot about other animal! Charmy: Wait! I want to be on camera! **Some times later** Narrator: These are crocodiles that lie near the shore waiting for prey. One of them can be seen coming out of the water to- Wait... why does he walk on two legs? Vector: Hey! Are you spying on me? Have you've seen Charmy the bee? Narrator: What is going on!?
Narrator: "Alright, lets just.. explain a wildlife of a weasel.. *ahem* "Weasels are a small, long bodied mammal who are native to parts of..." Fang: "Oi! Who are you callin' small!? Stop filming me you weirdo!" Narrator: "OH FOR CHRIST SA-" **Fang shoots the camera** [PLEASE STAND BY]
@@SixtorTheAlien101 Fang later appears while the narrator discusses wolves and jerboas. He appears to be having an increasing identity crisis as this goes on, as even he isn't sure what species he is
The joke explainer has arrived: The reason Knuckles tells the cameraman to not talk about his penith is because Echidnas are know for having a quadruple penith
The house cat is a carnivore, meaning it usually eats meat. Its prey includes small birds, mice, fish, and frogs. Big: Who said that Froggy? Alright, that's it, I quit.
Narrator: "Here we have two male hedgehogs fighting for the food they found. Their fighting skills are mostly shoving, pushing, and ramming their spikes at each other." *Scene switches to Sonic and Shadow* Sonic: "I found you, faker." Shadow: "Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here."
Let's be honest here, this would've been a sonic game commercial for the 90's in the us (or even the uk), but it would also fit for a commercial for the 2000's as well tho, not complaining.
"CHANGE THE FOOTAGE!" "Bats are pint-sized creatures who live in caves that'll feast on anything from berries to blood. Their unique ears help them to find their way through dark spaces using echolocation. When asleep, they'll hang upside down and cover their tubby little bodies with their wings." Rouge: "Hey, are you calling me fat? GET HERE!" "AHH-!"
“next we have a fox, a generally cautious and-“ “hi, could i see your camera for a moment? it’s model doesn’t seem to manage data efficiently?” *cut* “uh, foxes are usually seen hunting land creatures as they cannot fly- oh come on, why does this happen?” *cut* “foxes, unless very unlucky, always have one singular tail, and cannot use it at all to propel themselves, the fur is also too soft to hold things, foxes also normally work on instinct” *cut to Tails building a machine* “oh hi again, right now i’m building a-“ “okay, new animal… how about bats? yeah- wait! i was gonna give that ring to my fiancé! get back here!” *10 minutes later* “okay, what about crocodiles- no, nevermind. uh, bird- nope not that, uhhhhh”
Narrator: Let's try something else. Ahem... The tenrec is a lesser known animal, endemic to Madagascar. Surge: Oh you'll REMEMBER me! Narrator: *JESUS MARY JOSE-*
Knuckles did us all a favor by stopping the narrator before he went to other animals. I have a feeling an episode about actual foxes would leave Tails traumatised.
Narrator: The Armadillo, being an animal, is also unaware of the fourth wall. Mighty: What's up? Narrator: SON OF A- (Flying squirrel alt) Narrator: Flying Squirrels have no Association with armadillos. Ray: What? Me? Narrator: HOLY SHI-
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"Generally, hedgehogs can swim, not only for survival but also for fun" *cuts to Sonic Drowning*
Is that real?
Underrated comment
@@tlst94 secretly, Tails was recording it disguised as a human.
Reply 5
@@vitorloureiro7125 yeah hedgehogs actually like to swim
sonics probably like "im not like other hedgehogs"
I love how Sonic doesn’t care he’s essentially being spied on for a nature documentary.
He probably jumps front the camera knowing sonic he probably wants attention
Doesn't Eggman normally spy on him too, and he knows it?
It's pretty in character ngl
I play guitar to SONIC SUPERSTARS in a vid! 🤪🎸🎸🎸🔥
Ikr
Okay but the hedgehogs curling up at the beginning are so freaking adorable
Woah you can't use the f word so casually
I love hedgehogs when they tighten their biggest sphincter
@@TAYBR00K that's not even the f word
@@viperlord487 wooooosh
"No touch, me spiky"
I honestly thought the next animal would have been a fox but a echidna works just as well.
me too
Tails is a chill dude. He'd probably appreciate the documentary's contribution to science and move on.
The documentary guy would probably freak out about his 2 tails tbh lol
I did a bet on cats.
Kek, I thought it was going to be a fox also
Gerald: "So how long do hedgehogs usually last?"
Narrator: "Well the average lifespan of a hedgehog is around 5-8 years-"
Gerald: "Not long enough. I'm gonna make an immortal one."
Narrator: "Even... assuming you could, the life expectancy of a hedgehog is much lower, due to all the dangers they face in the wild."
Gerald: "I'll give it a gun."
Narrator: E-excuse me?
Gerald: And also the ability to channel dangerous energy to take huge chunks out of potential enemies of large size.
Narrator: ...what.
"I'll give this immortal hedgehog a motocicle and a AK 47 because YES"
lmao
It's even better when you remember he started with a titanic, barely-alive dinosaur with the power of a god. Having gone from that to small, half-alien "hedgehog" is one hell of a bioengineering leap.
@@Umbra_Ursus what makes it even FUNNIER is that The Biolozard wasn’t even supposed to be THAT Big, and I’m like…
Wait, how is a TINY LIZARD or a HEDGEHOG going to help the world and Cure your Granddaughter?
why does he actually do an amazing nature documentary narrator voice
Because he's a voice actor.
@@Gnarfledarf true☝️
Because its easy as fuck
@@RyAn-sj7ckexactly, just put on a soft spoken, elderly british accent and BOOM, you got a nature doctumentary voice 😂
I would watch a full-length version of this documentary
Fox will be interesting
@@CyanicCore and here is a fox instead and who are you? I’m tails why does this keep happening?
Why does Knuckles not want people to talk about his 1:25?
@@ThisGuyDannyyy It has 4 heads
@@CyanicCore um excuse me what the actual
Narrator: The fox is one of nature's most famous predators, known for hunting small creatures such as rabbits, birds, and hedgehogs.
Tails: I'd never hunt Sonic!
Narrator: What the, another one?! Get the hell out of here! And is that a second tail? How do you have two tails?!
Tails: You know, I don't think I ever found an answer to that.
Narrator: (sighs in disgust)
Then tails flies away by moving his tails like a rotor
@@zxidenbel7000 Narrator: "Well, that's quite a feat in organic engineering"
Didn't know birds were mammals.
Me to tails: your second tail is most likely a “supernumerary body part”. It’s a type of genetic mutation that causes you to be born with an extra body part. Supernumerary body parts can be any part of the body. They can be fingers, toes, internal organs, teeth, and even entire limbs. They don’t always function properly, if at all, but sometimes they function perfectly. It’s really fascinating!
I love the fact that Tails doesn't deny eating Hedgehogs, just that he wouldn't eat Sonic.
"I've never been to a country with such a low polygon count"
Implies he's been to real life countries made of polygons 💀
I wonder if he's seen tits that are one polygon 👀👀👀👀
is your home town not made of polygons?
All of reality is made up of polygons, unless you're Joe Zieja's burner account.
Who wants to tell him?
@Acevant damn, I didn't know that condition spread to the X-Men!
I like how the narrator randomly explained how hedgehogs are unaware of the fourth wall.
Sonic: Are you sure about that?
It wasn't really random, Sonic was just interacting with the narrator before he said that and he was expressing, most likely out of fear, to the audience that Hedgehogs cannot break the fourth wall like Sonic just did.
In Sonic X, the fourth wall was broken by everyone who was not lazy
@@CyanRooper your comment got liked 69 times.
@@pustota7254 𝑵 𝑰 𝑪 𝑬
The funny thing is, if you did an actual nature documentary on the various teams in Sonic, you'd find that almost every team has a member who is a natural predator to other members on that same team.
Team Sonic: Foxes eat hedgehogs
Team Chaotix: Chameleons eat insects
The Hooligans: Weasels eat ducks
Team Rose: Big cats eat rabbits
Team Dark: Bats eat robots
Babylon Rogues: Hawks eat small birds like swallows
Neo Diamond Cutters: Wolves eat sheep
Bean is actually a woodpecker.
@@themissingbits6375 you corrected him on that, yet you didn't even notice "bats eat robots"
@@spidermacho123 nah, looks fine to me
Hol up what was that 5th one again?
@@spidermacho123 Drones probably
"You *better* not tell them about my penis!"
-Knuckles 2023
ADHD already told them about it years ago, sadly.
The Sonic fandom took care of that ages ago, anyway.
Echidnas have a 4 headed dong lol
Fun fact- Echidnas have a four-headed pingas.
@@brunettebi4111ohh~ so that's why Rouge it's always around Knuckles
"Why does it move it's mouth like that"
Even a nature reporter question that
Narrator: "WTF?! You're a not a hedgehog!"
Sonic: "You say that because I am blue, right?"
Narrator: "Well...Partly..."
Achievement unlocked!: animalism
Just wait 'till Twitter hears about this!
A Narrator of a documentary that doesn't understand what animal means.
Dabadeedabadai dabadeedabadai dabadeedabadai.
You didn't finish, so there. You're welcome.
@@gunslingergirl2579 UA-cam translated to fucking "Back & fourth & back & fourth" 💀
Narrator: Cut! Cut! *Coughs*
Narrator: Lets try this... Bats are very swift and elegant flight experts that are most commonly found in groups of-
Rouge: Why hello there Darling?~
Narrator: *OH FUCKING GOD-*
"Talk about a different animal-"
I immediately knew they were going to talk about Echidna, and the one fact everyone already knows.
That was the most unexpected ending ever
Saw it coming as soon as he said "different animal."
@@krispr1me alright, nice going smart ass
Should we talk about his penis anyways?
@@Deezercub You can decide that
@@Deezercub of course we should
When I heard it go “Echidna” I knew exactly what was about to happen
same
This is a line I wish the narrator said “foxes are some high intelligence creatures.” Tails: “you got that right” narrator:”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
"The fox is a fearsome predator in the wild"
Tails:*curls in a ball at the shape of thunder*
Knuckles is afraid everyone will find out about his quadruple chili dogs. 💀
“You sure about that?” sent me over the edge
"Alright, finally, foxes are dogs that are wild in Canada"
Tails:" foxes? My Speices"
"CHANGE THE FOOTAGE!"
"Ok, Foxes are not aware that a zombie virus called Rabies are spreading "
Tails: "Foxes are small to medium-sized, omnivorous mammals belonging to several genera of the family Canidae. They have a flattened skull, upright, triangular ears, a pointed, slightly upturned snout, and a long bushy tail. Twelve species belong to the monophyletic "true fox" group of genus Vulp-"
"CUT THE CAMERA!"
"Okay. I QUIT THIS JOB!"
Tails: "Are we still talking about foxes?
"AAAAA"
*We will be right back.*
Tails could do this job,he would nailed it for sure!
" Why do i feel someone is talking trash about the graphics? "
- Hedgehog, Sonic.
Every switch pokemon character ever. Some more than others but basically everyone one way or another
@@digitaltailsmon4096why you dissing let’s go?
@@CRios25 People hate the chibis. TBH I don't care I love all Switch Pokemon games (Except BDSP if only for not liking Gen 4)
0:52 My man knew he was dealing in a dangerous zone.
That ending… I’m dead 😂
Glad to see ya back, Jehtt!
Why does Knuckles not want the narrator to talk about his…
@@ThisGuyDannyyy lets just say echidnas are weird
@@ThisGuyDannyyy echidna wangs split into four heads, and this is not a joke
"Today, let's talk about their penis"
@@DJFracus daamn, thanks for the heads up.
Now I JUST might manage to fight the urge to google it😭
If he thinks THAT'S strange, wait until he does a documentary about Foxes and finds one with *two tails.*
That can also just fucking fly and turn into a ball... And roll with his tails staying in the same place... Somehow
11/10 for National Geographics realistic accurate documentary
It’s even more funny when you actually know real life stuff about echidnas.
clairify
@@P1glinFury At the end, Knuckles is like "You better not tell them about my p3nis!" Now echidnas in real life have a very strange p-
@@chasg6862 -enis, one with 4 heads
@@Imperials3nate ......that explains a lot.
@@Imperials3nate lol
True animal fact: Sonic is more closely related to Tails than to Knuckles. (That is, a hedgehog is a closer relative of a fox than an echidna.)
Do that's why tails is following Sonic in Sonic 2 and not knuckles🤔
This feels like something SEGA would make for an ad in the 2000s.
Good Work!
Imagine if there was a documentary about eggs, and it suddenly cut to Eggman.
Finally found an accurate hedgehog video on this channel about sonic the *hedgehog*
Damn, if the documentary narrator finds normal Sonic and Knuckles pretty disturbing, I cannot even imagine his reactions when he knows about their Ken Pender's depiction...
Oh my god
Oh no
Ech'dyna
Have you ever actually read any of Penders’ Sonic stories?
@@themissingbits6375 feet fetish on one of the covers.
0:38 actually a scary scene, pretty menacing angle, a world out of Dreamcast graphics and of course the stare at the end
True it just makes it scary
1:12 we can’t ignore the fact sonic got slammed in the kneecaps by a speeding car even though he is the fastest thing alive
If you were going 1000mph I don't think you'd be able to see oncoming traffic either.
Maybe he just went head on to the car like a battering ram
I would love to see a nature documentary about sonic wildlife
Same here
I would watch it with some snacks
While not the same in the Sonic twitter there Is a post of Sonic daily routine when he Is not in an adventure and guy spend like 3 hours (2 in the morning and 1 in the afternoon) running/jogging... i think... He Also has a 12 hours sleep schedule (sleep at 12pm and wake up at 12am... Or was it switched?)
Let's just say that last line may be one of the reasons Rouge likes him so much.
“And over here is the mating call of a hedgehog.”
Amy: SONIC!
Sonic: no.
I would honestly love to see David Attenborough do a documentary on Sonic.
This damn narrator, Sonic's the perfect hedgehog
1:17 The Echidna & Knuckles
Sega really needs to do a mockumentary. Maybe as a silly little promotion like how video game ads were in the 2000s?
Knuckles at the end caught me off guard 💀
When the world needed him most...HE RETURNED
least overused comment on youtube
It's only been a month
AW YEAH, THIS IS HAPPENING
Hell yeah, David Attenborough’s back, baby!!
IT'S LITERALLY JUST BEEN A FUCKING MONTH!
Hedgehogs, contrary to what many may think, can grow up to 1 meter in height, or 3'6'' feet, sometimes they can reach 35 kilograms and have a blue coloration to their quills and fur.
That's...
Pretty interesting, actually lol. I didn't know hedgehogs could transform into Sonic!
@@elmemearanar/wooo-you seriously think real hedgehogs are blur not even sonic was naturally blue
@@Pumpkinsmasheroksonic was always blue. That strange comic is not canon.
@@elmemearanahmmmmmm how do you get one to evolve? Been trying for a couple of days to get one to change but its not working
1:21 KNUCKLES JUMPSCARE
" *YOU BETTER NOT TELL THEM ABOUT MY PENIS!* " - Knuckles -
*_"youd better not tell them about my penis"_*
This is peak fiction lol. This feels like something SEGA could make as a mini series
0:07 I prefer the real sonic
0:28 No the real Sonic
0:14 Perfection
I was fully expecting the joke at the end but it's still amazing. Love your memes.
this has a potential to be an actual sonic adventure commercial
Man, British Shadow the Hedgehog did a great job as the narrator
i love the concept of british shadow the hedgehog but that aint him pal
Narrator: Ok. Let's try that again... The red fox-
Narrator: Let's see how bees living. There's a bunch of bees that flying over flowers and eating nectar. And there's bee- wait... Why does this bee is so big? Why it has the strange eyes? And boots? Ok, let's change the view... It's a beehive. Here bees gather turning nectar into honey-
Charmy: **jump in front of camera** Hey, i love honey!
Narrator: What the- hey, Operator let's get outta here and shoot about other animal!
Charmy: Wait! I want to be on camera!
**Some times later**
Narrator: These are crocodiles that lie near the shore waiting for prey. One of them can be seen coming out of the water to- Wait... why does he walk on two legs?
Vector: Hey! Are you spying on me? Have you've seen Charmy the bee?
Narrator: What is going on!?
Narrator:
"Alright, lets just.. explain a wildlife of a weasel.. *ahem*
"Weasels are a small, long bodied mammal who are native to parts of..."
Fang:
"Oi! Who are you callin' small!? Stop filming me you weirdo!"
Narrator: "OH FOR CHRIST SA-"
**Fang shoots the camera**
[PLEASE STAND BY]
@@SixtorTheAlien101 Fang later appears while the narrator discusses wolves and jerboas. He appears to be having an increasing identity crisis as this goes on, as even he isn't sure what species he is
@@SixtorTheAlien101narrator: i swear to got if i get another jumpscare for talking about rabbits-
cream: hai!
narrator: kill me please.
@alexreid7386 "um actually"🤓☝️
The joke explainer has arrived: The reason Knuckles tells the cameraman to not talk about his penith is because Echidnas are know for having a quadruple penith
*quadruple*
Knuckles: I thlammed my penith in the car door (twice).
1 shaft, 4 heads
WHAT?! WHY?
@Mr. Gamer There're several theories, look it up, it's actually some curious stuff.
"Lets just try the hedghog one agai-"
*Cuts to shadow executing a black arms, alien blood covers the camera*
"WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!"
The house cat is a carnivore, meaning it usually eats meat. Its prey includes small birds, mice, fish, and frogs.
Big: Who said that Froggy?
Alright, that's it, I quit.
As good as usual jhett you legend
Narrator: "Here we have two male hedgehogs fighting for the food they found. Their fighting skills are mostly shoving, pushing, and ramming their spikes at each other."
*Scene switches to Sonic and Shadow*
Sonic: "I found you, faker."
Shadow: "Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here."
"Well I’m the coolest"
“And here we have the hedgehog mating call”
Amy: SONIC!
Let's be honest here, this would've been a sonic game commercial for the 90's in the us (or even the uk), but it would also fit for a commercial for the 2000's as well tho, not complaining.
Narrator: can we do a different animal?
My brain: the echidna...
Narrator: ThE EcHidNa
The moment i heard "the echidna" i knew what the "punchline" was gonna be
I'm surprised that SEGA, or at least the Sonic Twitter team, hasn't attempted a mockumentary like this
"As you over here, hedgehogs would use their scent to mark territory" cuts to Shadow pissing on Eggman's wife
Narrator: What- is this
Shadow: HEY!
Narrator: OH GOD CUT TH- (Shot by shadow)
"YOU BETTER NOT TELL THEM ABOUT MY PENIS!!"
Glad to see you back, Jhett!
I love how Knuckles looks even less like an echidna than Sonic does a hedgehog
To be fair, classic Sonic is a lot more hedgehog-like than his adventure-modern counterpart.
@dougfantasy how exactly?
Ok real talk, real life Hedgehogs are pretty adorable creatures... if you can get past the spiky quills that will make petting them a lot harder.
So just bet them in their tums, thats not a downgrade for me
1:05 my soul literally left my body for a second
Hey you sure about that?
"Stop Stop!, cut the tape!!!"
"Oh bloody hell.. why does it move its mouth that way?"
“Look can we just, do a different animal?”
@@coraunthank5198”*sighs* oh thank you”
This is a hedgehog
This is an echidna
This is a fox
This is tails
This is garnet
"CHANGE THE FOOTAGE!"
"Bats are pint-sized creatures who live in caves that'll feast on anything from berries to blood. Their unique ears help them to find their way through dark spaces using echolocation. When asleep, they'll hang upside down and cover their tubby little bodies with their wings."
Rouge: "Hey, are you calling me fat? GET HERE!"
"AHH-!"
"The Lynx-"
Nicole: *turns her head*
"Forget it."
Reminds me of that one Sonic Shorts clip where Chris gave Sonic & co. food based on what their IRL counterparts eat.
“next we have a fox, a generally cautious and-“
“hi, could i see your camera for a moment? it’s model doesn’t seem to manage data efficiently?”
*cut*
“uh, foxes are usually seen hunting land creatures as they cannot fly- oh come on, why does this happen?”
*cut*
“foxes, unless very unlucky, always have one singular tail, and cannot use it at all to propel themselves, the fur is also too soft to hold things, foxes also normally work on instinct”
*cut to Tails building a machine*
“oh hi again, right now i’m building a-“
“okay, new animal… how about bats? yeah- wait! i was gonna give that ring to my fiancé! get back here!”
*10 minutes later*
“okay, what about crocodiles- no, nevermind. uh, bird- nope not that, uhhhhh”
damn, sonic! i didn't know you had a documentary!
yeah, but it's mostly inaccurate. I wouldn't believe most of this!
‘’i have never been to a country with such a low polygon count’’ is such a fire line
"Why do I feel like someone's talking trash about the graphics?" He's self aware!
0:09 This method of defense is made even more potent, when it Hedgehog the Sonic!
*"YOU BETTER NOT TELL THEM ABOUT MY PENIS!"*
*-Knuckles The Echidna 2023*
I can just imagine being the narrator, having no idea what that blue creature is and the terror of him randomly cutting in like that.
That escalated quickly but when I heard the last part I was dying the most at the end. I was dying through the whole video.
I’d love to see a part 2
Fun fact: "Hedgehog in nature documentary" was literally used as a joke to advertise Sonic X in UK children's programs.
Knuckles saying "You'd better not tell them about my penis" had me dying a lot
and for good reason honestly
Narrator: Let's try something else. Ahem... The tenrec is a lesser known animal, endemic to Madagascar.
Surge: Oh you'll REMEMBER me!
Narrator: *JESUS MARY JOSE-*
If Sega takes this down its canon
Therapist: Front facing Sonic isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
Front facing Sonic: 1:05
Imagine if the narrator did a nature documentary on bats. All of his valuables would go missing due to them being stolen by Rogue.
Rouge*
@alexreid7386😂😂😂😂😂 im so glad you made that reference
I love how the two animals picked are hedgehog and echidna.
I guess that whoever picked them did so intentionally just to troll the narrator.
0:33 - Say that to crows and ravens and parrots
Crows and ravens are able to speak? I didn't know that
The fox Eats Hegehogs…..
Tails: TF Are u talking about
Knuckles did us all a favor by stopping the narrator before he went to other animals.
I have a feeling an episode about actual foxes would leave Tails traumatised.
"I've never been to a country with such a low polygon count" 💀
I feel like someone’s talking trash about the graphics
@@energyalpha628CHANGE THE FOOTAGE IS THIS A LIVE FEED?
Hmm…
Hurry! QUICKLY!
Hey narrator, if you don't like blue hedgehogs then I found this documentary about Italian plumbers instead.
Just realised I'm not subscribed to this glorious masterpiece of a YT channel. Imma subscribe now!
This feels like one of those old 2000s Sonic commercials
I think everyone already knows at this point, Knuckles.
Me: "What's next, echidna?"
Narrator: "The echidna..."
Is this the sequel to "Can I be real with you?" presented by David Attenborough?
Yes the wild hedgehog
“I’ve never been to a country with such a low polygon count”
Clearly he has never been to the Philippines.
"Hey, this was 1998! How'd you expect to be high quality polygons over here!?"
Narrator: The Armadillo, being an animal, is also unaware of the fourth wall.
Mighty: What's up?
Narrator: SON OF A-
(Flying squirrel alt)
Narrator: Flying Squirrels have no Association with armadillos.
Ray: What? Me?
Narrator: HOLY SHI-