Choose Your Meat Wisely

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  • @iamapotato.8525
    @iamapotato.8525 3 роки тому +17454

    Put some Dino Nuggies as courtesy to the employee who has to walk 3 more aisles to put it back.

    • @windowbreezes
      @windowbreezes 3 роки тому +3108

      the dino nuggies are in the next freezer door...

    • @noahjones9833
      @noahjones9833 3 роки тому +1040

      @yeetsquad extra work. Have you ever been that one new guy that the managers give every job to and you get stuck on overtime cleaning the customer's messes?

    • @Monkotzoo
      @Monkotzoo 3 роки тому +482

      @yeetsquad um... sure thing bud. Some of the hardest working people I've ever met have worked with me in fast food and grocery stores. Some people don't have the luxury to up and quit because they have a family to feed and bills to pay and jobs that pay better don't just fall out of the fucking sky.

    • @Monkotzoo
      @Monkotzoo 3 роки тому +116

      @yeetsquad man look we can all be assholes online but hope this is just you being a keyboard warrior and you have a little tact irl. If not god I wish you the best.

    • @Monkotzoo
      @Monkotzoo 3 роки тому +32

      @yeetsquad uh huh you got me red handed

  • @naomif9964
    @naomif9964 3 роки тому +4707

    "how to buy meat. Go to the meat, look for deals". What great enlightenment thou hast bestowed upon us

    • @mohannadali9662
      @mohannadali9662 3 роки тому +76

      You'd think it's common sense but trust me it ain't. My parents are a great example.

    • @dean3134
      @dean3134 3 роки тому +13

      @@mohannadali9662 while my parents are the exact opposite

    • @kentguiller
      @kentguiller 2 роки тому +3

      "Ist's hasts beensts gutds"
      -Rouxls Kaard

    • @Kefka2010
      @Kefka2010 2 роки тому +11

      @@mohannadali9662 I never knew I could look at the prices and see what's on sale!!😮😮😮 Next you're gonna tell me stores advertise their deals?!?!

    • @Kefka2010
      @Kefka2010 2 роки тому +3

      Seriously what kind of low effort crap is this video?

  • @thewonderfulshrimp3029
    @thewonderfulshrimp3029 3 роки тому +5136

    “How to But Meat at The Grocery Store”
    -Go to the grocery store
    -Go to the meat isle
    -Buy things on sale
    This is riveting info.

    • @blueferal8626
      @blueferal8626 3 роки тому +84

      When ur an alien who needs help blending in with humans 🤡

    • @frozenturbo8623
      @frozenturbo8623 3 роки тому +51

      You forgot
      -put Dino nuggets on vegan/vegetarian options and become a monster

    • @kanyebreast6072
      @kanyebreast6072 2 роки тому

      Aisle **

    • @MajorLH15
      @MajorLH15 2 роки тому +3

      Seems simple enough, but you'd be surprised at how many people dont understand different cuts and selections. I assume most people who watch this channel regularly would understand though.

    • @justme00909
      @justme00909 2 роки тому +2

      But he saved us by specifically saying to walk past the plant based isle. I don’t know how I would have managed without that info.

  • @AH-jf9ge
    @AH-jf9ge 2 роки тому +128

    "This is how to buy meat at the grocery store "
    -go to a butcher because they have better meat

    • @obamaphone5412
      @obamaphone5412 Рік тому +11

      Costco has great meat for the price, butchers are usually more expensive too

    • @Burban12
      @Burban12 9 місяців тому

      Unless its your cow that you bought. The meat quality is usually the same as coscos prime. Unless I specifically ask for a better cut. It also cost more.

    • @AH-jf9ge
      @AH-jf9ge 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Burban12 I don't know about America, but that's not how it is in my country, here the supermarket market beef is sold at 75% price and you don't know where the cow comes from, on the other hand if it's a butcher and you come super early in the morning you can see him kill and cut up the cow Infront of you, and all cuts are the same price except filets are more expensive, it's just about who buys the better cuts first

  • @stranger2langley143
    @stranger2langley143 3 роки тому +3825

    You‘re the kind of customer every employee hates

    • @corruptedcalculator703
      @corruptedcalculator703 3 роки тому +128

      It’s a fucking joke

    • @corruptedcalculator703
      @corruptedcalculator703 3 роки тому +143

      You look like the kind of kid every mom hates

    • @jrcraig9791
      @jrcraig9791 3 роки тому +350

      @@corruptedcalculator703 you act like the kind of guy to get mad at a your mom joke

    • @MsRizz100
      @MsRizz100 3 роки тому +81

      @@corruptedcalculator703 i agree with what the other guy said bout you. Also no jokes are funny not being a total ass and rude to the workers who are underpaid.

    • @neeneemonkey4018
      @neeneemonkey4018 3 роки тому +13

      Stop being such an 🍑

  • @n7tiq70
    @n7tiq70 3 роки тому +2554

    Respect for calling them Dino nuggies

  • @arronmalt
    @arronmalt 3 роки тому +2861

    As much as I love Dino nuggies don't put things in random places it makes the workers jobs harder.

    • @Bequester
      @Bequester 3 роки тому +129

      Chill man he put them back

    • @smvdarii
      @smvdarii 3 роки тому +51

      That’s their job

    • @terryaustin7620
      @terryaustin7620 3 роки тому +18

      @@smvdarii 0

    • @arronmalt
      @arronmalt 3 роки тому +211

      @@smvdarii And our jobs as decent human beings is to not inconvenience others. But you're an edge lord so I don't expect much from you as far as mental fortitude.

    • @smvdarii
      @smvdarii 3 роки тому +37

      @@arronmalt y’all bitches ain’t complaining about walking around the whole mall for 3 hours though, but walking an isle down is hard work

  • @c-joestar69
    @c-joestar69 3 роки тому +285

    >goes to veggie burger aisle
    >covers veggies burger with Dino nuggies
    >leaves
    >refuses to elaborate
    Ps. Imagine thinking I don’t understand the joke when I’m literally making a joke, some of y’all don’t have common sense and it shows 😑😑😑

  • @mykep9112
    @mykep9112 3 роки тому +871

    Lmao the existence of plant based meats alternatives is so triggering to some people I love it

    • @luvely1062
      @luvely1062 3 роки тому +153

      I can't digest meat and most dairy, he must hate me lmao

    • @saikyk4822
      @saikyk4822 3 роки тому +161

      @@luvely1062 I can’t eat meat for religious reasons, guess he thinks my whole bloodline is a waste of oxygen

    • @luvely1062
      @luvely1062 3 роки тому +12

      @@saikyk4822 lol!!!

    • @beUtyista
      @beUtyista 3 роки тому +5

      Bwhaha

    • @bloo6199
      @bloo6199 3 роки тому +1

      @@saikyk4822 Sikh?

  • @WAncouvOR
    @WAncouvOR 3 роки тому +1127

    Bro wtf. I'm not vegan or vegetarian at all. But those beyond burgers are hella dope. I made some bomb ass burgers at home with them.

  • @blestbread
    @blestbread 3 роки тому +369

    Beyond burgers are bussin

  • @NicolaeMartini
    @NicolaeMartini 2 роки тому +75

    Props to him for being able to resist buying dino nuggies

    • @user-jp4cj3ds7p
      @user-jp4cj3ds7p 2 роки тому +5

      Those things are disgusting bro

    • @xlovekate7230
      @xlovekate7230 2 роки тому +2

      I thought he only grabbed the nuggets to put it in the beyond burger vegan burger section lmfao

    • @mr.snoopy8732
      @mr.snoopy8732 2 роки тому

      @@xlovekate7230 he did do that.

  • @PyrexPopp
    @PyrexPopp 3 роки тому +894

    “This is how to buy meat at a grocery store” ....”look for deals” wtf is this 😂

    • @itadapeeza8559
      @itadapeeza8559 3 роки тому +4

      Vegan?

    • @BoRickersonMcFoosters
      @BoRickersonMcFoosters 3 роки тому +111

      @@itadapeeza8559 he literally gave people common sense and acted like it was some ground breaking technique lol

    • @petrpann31
      @petrpann31 3 роки тому +3

      Prime content

    • @sonofaquack6987
      @sonofaquack6987 3 роки тому +19

      @@BoRickersonMcFoosters to be fair common sense in 2021 is a little rare to come by

    • @ryjuy7781
      @ryjuy7781 3 роки тому +2

      And still making money off this video! What a time to be alive

  • @TheNoGoodnick
    @TheNoGoodnick 3 роки тому +45

    That brand makes plant-based Dino nuggets.

    • @krill1387
      @krill1387 3 роки тому

      Bet

    • @arlaux1099
      @arlaux1099 3 роки тому

      plant based dino nuggets are better than regular dino nuggets no cap

    • @wife_7617
      @wife_7617 3 роки тому

      @@arlaux1099 aaaaand now u have 38 dif types of colon cancer

    • @arlaux1099
      @arlaux1099 3 роки тому +1

      @@wife_7617 Meat is literally considered a carcinogen, done act like you care about getting cancer when you mald over plant based food.

    • @wife_7617
      @wife_7617 3 роки тому

      @@arlaux1099 so is sugar? Sugar is found in almost everything your point is?

  • @evanbuckley6766
    @evanbuckley6766 3 роки тому +1573

    Hopefully you put those Dino nuggets back after you filmed yourself doing it. I used to work at Costco and we call people who do that “assholes.”

    • @Tbro2303
      @Tbro2303 3 роки тому +74

      Its literally the next door away.

    • @southside8510
      @southside8510 3 роки тому +92

      We still do call them that..

    • @sodapop0540
      @sodapop0540 3 роки тому +30

      He replied to a different comment that he obviously put them away.

    • @chickenbob562
      @chickenbob562 3 роки тому +7

      i mean in this case it's obviously not because he is too lazy and obviously for a video
      so who cares
      people that do it in their everyday life, that's annoying

    • @Tokyo1889
      @Tokyo1889 3 роки тому +5

      @@chickenbob562 he did put them back :)

  • @notasimpwtf6012
    @notasimpwtf6012 3 роки тому +114

    Yeah ignore the fact that some underpaid employee has to put those nuggies back🙄

    • @n7tiq70
      @n7tiq70 3 роки тому +1

      @Andre Gunn exactly

    • @zizzle9841
      @zizzle9841 3 роки тому +3

      It’s not that much of an inconvience for the worker to move one freezer down to put them back

    • @eugenefanboy4478
      @eugenefanboy4478 3 роки тому +7

      Goddamn you guys really get this mad over a joke. They get paid by the hour. If they didn't have to put it back, they'd be doing other work too. What, do you think when there's nothing to put back, that they just sit in the break room lol?

    • @danielfodead9094
      @danielfodead9094 3 роки тому +2

      That's Costco. They're definitely not underpaid

    • @lr4439
      @lr4439 3 роки тому +5

      $15 an hour minimum to put things back where they belong. Oh no.

  • @creapuff1788
    @creapuff1788 3 роки тому +808

    I'm definitely not a vegan, but it seems he was trying to hard to be funny with that plant-based meat bit. Like it's just food bruh 💀

    • @reaper4812
      @reaper4812 3 роки тому +37

      Nah but vegans are the ones that are pushy with their beliefs Xd

    • @lotuswillms6056
      @lotuswillms6056 3 роки тому +179

      @@reaper4812 on a video where a guy is putting dinosaurs nuggets in the vegan meat section? And they’re the pushy ones, while I do admit some vegans are too pushy, that’s a minority, most vegans you wouldn’t be able to tell. Plus the amount of meat eaters making fun of vegans is higher than vegans pushing others. How many people have been made fun of for not being able to grill, not eating meat, not eating certain food due to religion, can’t eat at restaurants because it’s not vegan, etc.

    • @creapuff1788
      @creapuff1788 3 роки тому +81

      @@reaper4812 There's pushy meat eaters and vegans, but I've been seeing more pushy meat eaters recently. After watching this I saw two shorts of people making plant based burgers "better" by putting meat in it.

    • @kv7310
      @kv7310 3 роки тому +2

      Honestly! Glad im not the only one.

    • @ryangiordano4949
      @ryangiordano4949 3 роки тому +21

      @@reaper4812 you probably believe this because of the vegan teacher but I just want to say that as a vegan she was wrong

  • @carbongaming8448
    @carbongaming8448 3 роки тому +63

    You shouldn’t shun the veggie/plant based replacements.

    • @PB-tr5ze
      @PB-tr5ze 3 роки тому +9

      No, we should just shun the people who won't shut up about them. Lol

    • @shumishu6019
      @shumishu6019 3 роки тому

      Why not

    • @diskid1729
      @diskid1729 3 роки тому +11

      @@PB-tr5ze no one brought it up except for this guy, he literally put Dino nuggies on them

    • @PB-tr5ze
      @PB-tr5ze 3 роки тому

      @@diskid1729 you never learned what a joke is, did you?
      If your name indicates that you really are still young, I strongly recommend a serious binge watching of George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy (the comedy shows and a few of his early films), Chris Rock, Robin William's and Dave Chappelle.
      Once you finish with those, come back and we will see if you still dont understand hummor.

    • @zjmstrash7181
      @zjmstrash7181 3 роки тому

      @@diskid1729 When everyone in this comment section doesn't know what a joke is.

  • @nicolequick38
    @nicolequick38 3 роки тому

    He smacked the brisket 😂😂

  • @TonywasatTWICELIGHT
    @TonywasatTWICELIGHT 3 роки тому +1516

    Costco is not a grocery store, Costco is Costco. The holy land of merchandise dispensary and the Pinnacle of human innovations

    • @flowers4madi
      @flowers4madi 3 роки тому +4

      HOW WAS TWICELIGHTSSSS I WANTED TO GO SO BAD

    • @kanyebreast6072
      @kanyebreast6072 2 роки тому +4

      Do they sell groceries there?? Yep, so it's a grocery store.

    • @robertng1074
      @robertng1074 2 роки тому +28

      @@kanyebreast6072 do jokes go over ur head often sir?

    • @kanyebreast6072
      @kanyebreast6072 2 роки тому +6

      @@robertng1074 Please, tell me how saying Costco is not a grocery store is funny. I'll wait.

    • @WaituSnaiku
      @WaituSnaiku 2 роки тому +10

      @@kanyebreast6072 you are as funny as people who think videos of people getting hurt are funny

  • @m1sazx
    @m1sazx 3 роки тому +44

    "Cover with dino nuggies" ❎
    "Become a nuisance to the workers"✅

    • @m1sazx
      @m1sazx 3 роки тому +2

      @Supersonic Diesel was never a vegan never will be a vegan its just a joke

    • @A_very_good_cheese
      @A_very_good_cheese 3 роки тому

      Not bothering to notice that the dino nuggies are literaly on the right of the vegan section check

  • @3siblingsyoutube153
    @3siblingsyoutube153 3 роки тому +1102

    Him: *puts back Dino nuggies*
    Me: “And I took that personally.”
    Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS

    • @xxthegoatjayxx3035
      @xxthegoatjayxx3035 3 роки тому +2

      Fr

    • @BadDrag12
      @BadDrag12 3 роки тому +37

      Same though I feel like that was kind of a douchy move

    • @carkl757
      @carkl757 3 роки тому +4

      It was epic

    • @thomasbailey921
      @thomasbailey921 3 роки тому +8

      @@BadDrag12 I mean some store clerk is gonna have to move it back at some point, but its honestly not a big deal.

    • @dysfunctionalcharger309
      @dysfunctionalcharger309 3 роки тому +8

      He didn’t put back Dino nuggies he put Dino nuggies on the plant base meat

  • @waterisgold
    @waterisgold 2 роки тому +1

    Getting down and putting an x like that over the plant-based garbage put a smile on my face

    • @Personwtcats
      @Personwtcats 2 місяці тому

      Why do you care so much? It’s disturbing that you care so much about someone else’s personal preferences and I suggest you get a real hobby.

    • @waterisgold
      @waterisgold 2 місяці тому

      @@Personwtcats excuse me I just came back from a 3-day wilderness fishing adventure you're on here commenting about a comment from over 2 years ago I think you're the one that needs to get a real hobby go get your brain checked out

  • @maartenkeus8627
    @maartenkeus8627 3 роки тому +22

    I wouldn't disrespect the plant based meat that hard, it's a lot better for the environment and some of it tastes really good. Real meat is still amazing, but the vegetarian burgers nowadays are pretty great too honestly, just saying

    • @robertbenitez3647
      @robertbenitez3647 3 роки тому

      It’s a joke!!!!

    • @kyles312
      @kyles312 3 роки тому +1

      @@robertbenitez3647 it was a jab that was sposed to be funny. It wasn’t

    • @robertbenitez3647
      @robertbenitez3647 3 роки тому

      @@kyles312 u sound like a vegan

    • @maartenkeus8627
      @maartenkeus8627 3 роки тому +5

      @@robertbenitez3647 aaand what's wrong with that? Way less impact on climate, none on animal wellbeing and very preferable for biodiversity

    • @robertbenitez3647
      @robertbenitez3647 3 роки тому

      @@maartenkeus8627 holy shit u dont have to take everything seriously

  • @samjariri2914
    @samjariri2914 3 роки тому +16

    What you talking about beyond meat is basically real meat they got it at Costco it tastes really close

    • @babatunde9992
      @babatunde9992 3 роки тому

      Because it cooks differently

    • @KamiEpix
      @KamiEpix 3 роки тому +10

      I'm getting really annoyed with these clowns shitting all over beyond burgers and impossible burgers they are great and I'm starting to prefer them over beef cause they hold more flavor I auctually had a beyond burger today and it was 🔥

    • @duckygoesquackquack848
      @duckygoesquackquack848 3 роки тому

      @@babatunde9992 not really...

  • @JoJo-oc8zf
    @JoJo-oc8zf 3 роки тому +102

    As someone who's cut back on my red meat eating those plant based burgers are a great replacement

    • @lucid2571
      @lucid2571 3 роки тому +10

      Wtf no 😂 why would you cut back on meat?? It’s so healthy for you. Plant based stuff has tones of soy! Soy messes with your hormones NOT GOOOOOOD

    • @itadapeeza8559
      @itadapeeza8559 3 роки тому +1

      Red meat is good

    • @onanefe7787
      @onanefe7787 3 роки тому +27

      @@lucid2571 I hope that you are joking. This sounds just ridiculous 🤡

    • @krill1387
      @krill1387 3 роки тому +16

      @@lucid2571 🤡

    • @krill1387
      @krill1387 3 роки тому +14

      @@itadapeeza8559 you gotta remember commercial meat companies fucking torture their animals.imagine being smarter than a dog but you sit in the same spot all your life,you can't even lay down,just to get your fucking head chopped off.

  • @olahedberg8613
    @olahedberg8613 2 роки тому

    Im sure that cow lived a wonderful life

  • @e.knutsson
    @e.knutsson 3 роки тому +28

    How to buy meat at the supermarket:
    Step 1: Don’t

  • @dn8601
    @dn8601 3 роки тому +47

    "Quickly go past the plant based part"
    Is this considered normal in America? If you aren't eating plant based stuff then what in the... Confusion. Moderation? Health? No, ok

    • @Candlemantle
      @Candlemantle 3 роки тому +17

      I feel like 30% of Americans, I believe mostly non white, are health conscious and are into plant based but then 60% of Americans, whites and males in particular(I know because I am one) feel like it is their God given right to eat everything under the sun with 4 legs. Lol

    • @Metro8k
      @Metro8k 3 роки тому +6

      @@Candlemantle yeah man all white people only eat meat aha

    • @meowmeowcutekitty8176
      @meowmeowcutekitty8176 3 роки тому +3

      @@Candlemantle That's not true. It depends on the person. For example, my boyfriend is Chinese and my sister's bf is Mexican. Both would never think of becoming vegan because meat is an important part of their diet. And meat eating is more normalized in other countries. Some countries also treat their animals better than the US. I actually think of a White person when I think of a vegan because faux meat is more expensive.

    • @kolbalt8121
      @kolbalt8121 3 роки тому

      it’s not like, veggies or stuff, it’s vegetarian replacements for meat, so like, beyond meat and that stuff. soybean, tofu, etc

    • @epithat4582
      @epithat4582 3 роки тому +2

      @@Candlemantle sjw moment

  • @nataliedavis8675
    @nataliedavis8675 3 роки тому +524

    “How to make everyone else’s shopping experience difficult”

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 3 роки тому +57

      He placed a box of Dino nuggies in the plant based aisle as a joke. You are thickskulled but not thick skinned.... strange

    • @yankmyass
      @yankmyass 3 роки тому +17

      He put it back snowflake

    • @moonmoonow4514
      @moonmoonow4514 3 роки тому +13

      Nah just the people who deserve a difficult shopping experience. Like yourself

    • @nataliedavis8675
      @nataliedavis8675 3 роки тому +23

      @@moonmoonow4514 Oh yes, the terrible people who need their day to be more difficult, like the minimum wage Costco workers.

    • @bensonratch8401
      @bensonratch8401 3 роки тому +11

      @@nataliedavis8675 cotsco is above minimum wage by a significant margin lmfao

  • @jenniewright3045
    @jenniewright3045 3 роки тому +513

    Imagine having an issue with people wanting to eat less meat lmao

  • @MAFLORENCIA
    @MAFLORENCIA 3 роки тому +123

    My grandma has connections, lmao. She befriended the staff at the meat section and always tips them. Now everytime that she goes one worker would get inside and search the best meat for her.

    • @Howdypartner69420
      @Howdypartner69420 3 роки тому +14

      That’s what they tell everyone who thinks they’re getting a hook up..

    • @jexanrp8642
      @jexanrp8642 3 роки тому +4

      We don't accept tips

    • @bigmannn2443
      @bigmannn2443 3 роки тому +6

      Damn that must be a cool ass grandma you got if she has underground connections like that

    • @psc698
      @psc698 2 роки тому

      @@Howdypartner69420 AYO?!

  • @kia9054
    @kia9054 3 роки тому +284

    This comment section literally made my fucking day lmao thank you all

  • @GaryThatsgary
    @GaryThatsgary 3 роки тому +902

    This has been hella helpful.
    Could you next do a how to video on improving a UA-cam feed ?

    • @Mrflingflong
      @Mrflingflong 3 роки тому +28

      Damn🤣

    • @alejandrodelrivero4590
      @alejandrodelrivero4590 2 роки тому +7

      Theres bitter people on tiktok and twitter too

    • @GaryThatsgary
      @GaryThatsgary 2 роки тому +4

      I prefer a lager.

    • @Benhollibone
      @Benhollibone 2 роки тому +2

      Bro we all need this I’ve been seeing some many videos in languages that don’t make sense. Next I see a vid of a girl punching air for views help☹️

    • @Chadius_Thundercock
      @Chadius_Thundercock 2 роки тому +3

      All he did was put Dino nuggets in the plant section and people act like he’s edp

  • @ngdg_20
    @ngdg_20 2 роки тому +9

    When you are getting meat, see if there are discounts!
    Huzzah what a godsend, I never knew.

  • @LikeaBoss-rl3fs
    @LikeaBoss-rl3fs 3 роки тому +23

    Wtf has happened to the world. “This is how to buy meat “ thanks I’ve been doing it wrong all these years

  • @moj7562
    @moj7562 3 роки тому +4

    Me in Britain not ever having Dino nuggies in my entire life : 👁👄👁

  • @Ilovecroisants
    @Ilovecroisants 3 роки тому +55

    him: “how to buy meat at the grocery store” *makes long video about how to purchase meat*
    me: *how i buy meat*
    step 1: grab meat
    step 2: buy meat
    step 3 leave store
    ik it’s very complicated

    • @finnobrien7994
      @finnobrien7994 2 роки тому

      Only in 2022 is less than a min “long”

  • @_driplifepanda6348
    @_driplifepanda6348 3 роки тому +1

    He put dino nuggets in the plant based section he a menace to society

  • @outback_boystv8008
    @outback_boystv8008 3 роки тому +7

    Turns out Costco is not even a store it's a warehouse sales place

  • @kevorkassadour6573
    @kevorkassadour6573 3 роки тому +37

    You're the kind of customer other customers hate

    • @arran95
      @arran95 3 роки тому

      You're the kind of guy to copy a comment

    • @altitudematrix4632
      @altitudematrix4632 3 роки тому

      your the kind of guy to copy a comment and edit it slightly so it’s less obvious you copied it

    • @kevorkassadour6573
      @kevorkassadour6573 3 роки тому +2

      i swear to god i didnt ;O; i dnt even know what comment u guys are implying i copied

    • @pashaputrasupriatna4596
      @pashaputrasupriatna4596 3 роки тому

      You're the kind of human who's parents didn't love you as a kid.

    • @declanbaglin8727
      @declanbaglin8727 3 роки тому

      I think he wants to Buy meat Not make friends with all the customers “Oh no I can’t get my disgusting burger the chicken nuggets are in the way what will I do?”

  • @thetaxcollector4556
    @thetaxcollector4556 3 роки тому +20

    He really just gave the “I like ya cut g” to a cut of meat

    • @yevhenbuhera189
      @yevhenbuhera189 3 роки тому +2

      Mams gave it a lil slap on the cheek

    • @nadia5092
      @nadia5092 3 роки тому

      I have never seen meat servings in grocery stores that big omg- bruh the US be livin in their own world at this point man idk if shit is small or big anymore 🕴️

    • @thetaxcollector4556
      @thetaxcollector4556 3 роки тому +3

      @@nadia5092 I had I stroke reading this

    • @nadia5092
      @nadia5092 3 роки тому

      @@thetaxcollector4556 as you should

  • @warefareoid
    @warefareoid Рік тому

    Instructions unclear: I now have a bear in my house

  • @dragonfire4245
    @dragonfire4245 3 роки тому +65

    I got this notification while going to Costco

  • @DanaObunny
    @DanaObunny 3 роки тому +11

    I didn’t know veggie burgers could trigger a grown man lol

    • @duckygoesquackquack848
      @duckygoesquackquack848 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly.. don’t understand why mat eater get so triggered about anything that’s call vegan

  • @christophergarcia5545
    @christophergarcia5545 3 роки тому +27

    Compares prime beef to choice beef and titles it “how to buy meat”.

    • @5scottwaters5
      @5scottwaters5 2 роки тому

      The prime is cheaper than the choice

  • @flatulenttater
    @flatulenttater 2 роки тому +23

    "This is how to buy meat at the grocery store"
    I can help here!
    Step 1: go into store
    Step 2: go to the meat section
    Step 3: purchase the meat
    Step 4: go home and cook

  • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
    @theguywhoisaustralian1465 3 роки тому +106

    Fuck, I've been going to the proctologist this whole time, thank you.

  • @michaelvsauce6580
    @michaelvsauce6580 3 роки тому +112

    Nice now I am going to Costco in California

  • @whimbur
    @whimbur 3 роки тому +15

    Plant based meats are epic, tastes like meat with no harm to animals, I'm not a vegan but I do believe we should restrict how much real meat we eat.

    • @bitterjames
      @bitterjames 3 роки тому +2

      vegan meat is more of a novelty.

    • @Tronas1111
      @Tronas1111 3 роки тому +1

      Watched that one mark rober vid, my issue is that it only really works for ground meats, and also costs more than normal meat

    • @dylanhonafius1485
      @dylanhonafius1485 3 роки тому

      Please speak for yourself

    • @hydromgamer8061
      @hydromgamer8061 3 роки тому

      @@dylanhonafius1485 thank you man literally if the real deal is gonna be cheaper and better how in the hell do you expect me to restrict my real meat use

  • @jaceo
    @jaceo 2 роки тому

    I love your dry humor and meat slaps

  • @connorbeets686
    @connorbeets686 3 роки тому +270

    The plant based isn't that bad, when I fist tried the impossible burger from burgers king I didn't know it was a plant burger cause I had a coupon for a free one,I only found out after seeing an add for it and was confused because it tasted like a normal burger and I had no idea, but nothing beats a good piece of beef though

    • @huts3261
      @huts3261 3 роки тому +60

      love these people saying 'it tasted like normal beef couldnt tell the difference' and then 'but nothing beats a good piece of beef though'

    • @conmattang8492
      @conmattang8492 3 роки тому +22

      @@huts3261 these people are just straight up lying lmao

    • @shomershabbos6291
      @shomershabbos6291 3 роки тому +32

      @@huts3261 it doesn't taste as well as a real burger, but some plant based burgers, with emphasis on some, are actully tasty and pretty good, again, not as good as a burger, but sometimes it can come quite close

    • @salmonslayer707
      @salmonslayer707 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah because textured vegetable protein is sooooo good for you....not

    • @yubarii
      @yubarii 3 роки тому +7

      Okay the bad thing about these plant based meats is they’re heavily processed and really bad for you. There’s a way to be vegan and make some mock meat dishes but these plant based “impossible” meats are full of shit

  • @duaneminett
    @duaneminett 3 роки тому +26

    Thank you for telling me how to buy meat at a store. I've been doing it wrong for 30 years of my life

  • @tief4604
    @tief4604 3 роки тому +93

    I actually like the plant based alternatives.. Especially the burger patties. Dont need minced Beef no more for that 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @nomadicmirror3660
      @nomadicmirror3660 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah especially beyond beef if you make some stuffed burgers out of the "beef" (idk what to say) it soo good

    • @sussyboy4332
      @sussyboy4332 3 роки тому +2

      Cope

    • @FBIs
      @FBIs 3 роки тому +2

      @@nomadicmirror3660 its good stuff

    • @post-itanimates8943
      @post-itanimates8943 3 роки тому +2

      It's GOOD

    • @ubercoolnerd
      @ubercoolnerd 3 роки тому +3

      Lol enjoy your shit burgers

  • @shaden1135
    @shaden1135 2 роки тому +1

    That meat slap 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @S550STANG
    @S550STANG 3 роки тому +14

    "How to buy meat at the grocery store"
    Well first off avoid any bs that they are trying to sell and go to your local butcher or friend that actually would like the money instead of paying a multi billion dollar corporation. Think local not global people.

    • @BahdVibeZ
      @BahdVibeZ 3 роки тому

      Or refrain from holocausting animals for sandwiches because alternatives exist? Think ethically not selfishly

    • @S550STANG
      @S550STANG 3 роки тому +1

      @@BahdVibeZ I hunt. Enjoy your salad.

    • @pissclub
      @pissclub 3 роки тому +2

      @@BahdVibeZ I deliberately viewed content that would offend me and now I am mad. How could this happen?

    • @S550STANG
      @S550STANG 3 роки тому +2

      @@pissclub He's just missing out on good protein is all.

    • @somnia3423
      @somnia3423 3 роки тому

      @@BahdVibeZ you mean like for almonds?

  • @adriancalisto3409
    @adriancalisto3409 3 роки тому +10

    I like how if the situation was reversed and a vegan or vegetarian put a plant based meat into the burger patty section people shit on them for trying to "impose their ideas". 😬

    • @AttenboroughAdmirer
      @AttenboroughAdmirer 3 роки тому

      Wait? Whats wrong with dino nuggies am I missing sumthin?

    • @jz3894
      @jz3894 3 роки тому

      Not really. Just what you created in your own mind

    • @adriancalisto3409
      @adriancalisto3409 3 роки тому

      I saw so much comments on the internet of vegans pushing their beliefs on other by simply saying that they recommend people to try out veganism vegan because its the healthiest diet and it's better for the planet.
      Imagine a vegan influencer said that they are doing meat eaters a favor and then placing vegan stuff in the meat isle (implying that eating meat is unpalatable and/or not work spending your money on).
      So no this is not made up stuff, I bet you know exactly what im talking about.

    • @jz3894
      @jz3894 3 роки тому

      @@adriancalisto3409
      I know exactly what your talking about. All I'm saying is that its perception. Its our choice to create what we perceive.
      Thats all. Its a good practice. It has nothing to do with eating meat. Its about human nature and perpetuating what we believe to be true.

  • @nuyabiss
    @nuyabiss 3 роки тому +14

    You're not saving ... you're buying a lower quality for cheaper...

    • @Tim_Marshall73
      @Tim_Marshall73 2 роки тому +1

      His point is youre getting a prime full for the same price as choice flat so you should just get the prime one. So its higher quality for the same

  • @ango5773
    @ango5773 2 роки тому

    He slapped that meat weirdly

  • @Mollywopped
    @Mollywopped 2 роки тому +49

    Thanks for letting me know about the “look for deals” method. Thank you

  • @AbdulRehman-ef1fe
    @AbdulRehman-ef1fe 3 роки тому +6

    I'm glad I know how to buy meats now. Been having a tough time finding them.

  • @burntbrownie
    @burntbrownie 3 роки тому +12

    As a vegan, true. NEVER buy meat substitutes unless you’re getting them from a local business. They’re so overpriced in grocery stores it’s disgusting.

  • @MrChilili
    @MrChilili 2 роки тому

    I realized he called Costco a GROCERY store.

  • @anxious_raccoon9182
    @anxious_raccoon9182 3 роки тому +42

    I love how most people are talking about "The dino nugget are in the next door calm down" not realizing he said isle, not door. So that whole row, is plant based

    • @tourdel2
      @tourdel2 3 роки тому +6

      i know this comment is old but maybe if u paid attention you’d notice the dino nuggets are literally right next to the plant based meats in the video

    • @femboyChristmas
      @femboyChristmas 3 роки тому

      @@tourdel2 was just gonna say that lol

  • @ronpaul5319
    @ronpaul5319 3 роки тому +4

    I like the dystopian idea that some citizens won’t be high enough status to be worth actual meat so plant based alternatives are their only choice. I get the steak you get plant particles shapes like steak 👌👌

    • @thibhan98
      @thibhan98 3 роки тому +4

      Scary. But thats similar to how it was back in the day for certain cultures. Only the rich and powerful could afford meat.

    • @apimpnamedslickback5936
      @apimpnamedslickback5936 3 роки тому +1

      I mean it probably won't happen in your lifetime.... But if we don't keep advancing or hit any filters plant based shit will save millions

    • @xxfree-forevloverxx9325
      @xxfree-forevloverxx9325 3 роки тому

      That already happen and could still be happening in other places, and it's wasn't good trust me

    • @dn8601
      @dn8601 3 роки тому

      Meat has been a luxury for most of human history. Only recently can the average (first world) person eat factory farmed meat everyday and have the chance to become twice the size he should be. And plant based alternatives can be very tasty and are often healthier.

    • @ronpaul5319
      @ronpaul5319 3 роки тому

      zorb ef meat has literally nothing to do with the fast food induced obesity crisis... but yeah go ahead and eat the plant then while everyone laughs at you lol I’m going to cook myself a nice prime rib steak and smoke a rack of ribs for later

  • @ImNotDew
    @ImNotDew 3 роки тому +18

    I think he missed the step of paying $100 for a Costco membership

    • @M4tt_Dillon
      @M4tt_Dillon 3 роки тому +1

      Depending on how much you buy and if you use the gas stations it can still save you money

    • @blacklorgar
      @blacklorgar 3 роки тому

      Wait what?! 100 dollars?

  • @ngailamching3586
    @ngailamching3586 3 роки тому +1

    This is how to buy your meat wisely
    Just bring max to the store

  • @amandaclover9191
    @amandaclover9191 3 роки тому +6

    Of course a man who hates plant based foods will say "Nuggies" instead of nuggets😂.

    • @cooch7297
      @cooch7297 3 роки тому

      Thats what they’re called in my mind

  • @mjvk7146
    @mjvk7146 2 роки тому +8

    Interesting tidbit, when frozen or refrigerated food is found in another cooler the employees are required to trash it. The employees don’t know if the item was taken straight from one cooler to the other or if someone walked around the store with it, then put it back. The store can not guess that stuff or people get sick. Congratulations for wasting good food.

    • @joshuamadden9414
      @joshuamadden9414 2 роки тому +2

      I worked at Costco for a little bit. This is not true.

  • @Shakira8xo
    @Shakira8xo 3 роки тому +58

    Being someone who ate steak everyday and suddenly meat just stopped agreeing with me, have gone vegetarian I find everyone attacks me but every time I eat meat my stomach just goes crazy 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣 I do miss it 😢

    • @raulvidal8846
      @raulvidal8846 2 роки тому +6

      I feel your you. Hope you get back your flora

    • @Mrclean431
      @Mrclean431 2 роки тому +2

      Rare but happens. If this is true. Head over to some carnivore diet sites. They have experience with this sort of thing. Might be able to fix it

    • @jumpingmoose5554
      @jumpingmoose5554 2 роки тому +1

      Hey that's understandable, most of these jokes aren't trying to make fun of people who have medical issues.

    • @potato_sald
      @potato_sald Рік тому

      @@jumpingmoose5554but they shouldn’t be making fun of anyone for their decisions

  • @noe_cortez
    @noe_cortez 2 роки тому

    THE EMPEROR WAS HERE

  • @owouwu9032
    @owouwu9032 2 роки тому +3

    The words of the great Boris comes to mind. “Do not buy meat from meat market on discount day.”

  • @WalldoTheWInner
    @WalldoTheWInner 3 роки тому +20

    The vegetarian shade 🤣

    • @umhi2822
      @umhi2822 3 роки тому

      The insecurity 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @swedishbloke
    @swedishbloke 3 роки тому +5

    I’m trying to resist making a joke with a “vaguely” se*ual punchline..

  • @chevyls7189
    @chevyls7189 2 роки тому

    0:07 this man saved my life

  • @stephenscott6111
    @stephenscott6111 2 роки тому +5

    Max that Dino nugget move has earned u respect and a new subscriber.

  • @meefmeef6254
    @meefmeef6254 3 роки тому +13

    Hopefully they rethink their life and take the dino nuggys

  • @legends6209
    @legends6209 3 роки тому +11

    So my blind aunt is vegetarian and she thought she was grabbing veggie burgers but grabbed Dino buggies instead. She ended up dying a few days later from it 😭

  • @bunnyfrosting1744
    @bunnyfrosting1744 3 роки тому +2

    “How 2 buy meat”
    *be wealthy enough to afford a Costco card*

    • @nategibbons172
      @nategibbons172 2 роки тому

      60$ for a year? You have do do life better…

  • @e.boekhout2294
    @e.boekhout2294 3 роки тому +4

    you can like meat and not shit on plant based meat 💀 I'm not a vegetarian but i eat them too. chill out, if people choose to eat plant based meats, let them wothout forcing your beliefs on them lol

    • @thepicnik_
      @thepicnik_ 3 роки тому +2

      Couldn’t say it better myself

    • @aiden1665
      @aiden1665 3 роки тому

      My man it’s a joke Christ. Your panties are in a twist over a three second harmless bit. He even put them back after

  • @Vladolak
    @Vladolak 3 роки тому +7

    Hes forgetting a step....
    You need a membership card with Costco for alot of what they sell, just a heads up.

    • @foosmonkey
      @foosmonkey 2 роки тому

      We have the executive membership which gives cash back every year. We use that bonus to cover the cost of renewal. Add to that the amount of money we save on groceries and things like cleaning supplies and it more than pays for itself.

  • @laurenthemoron6486
    @laurenthemoron6486 3 роки тому +31

    Lol I watch these to torture myself because I can't eat meat. Not to be mocked!!!! 🤣😫😅 you get those Dino nuggets out of there!!!!

    • @ȘtefanNothing
      @ȘtefanNothing 3 роки тому +1

      Why you cant?

    • @laurenthemoron6486
      @laurenthemoron6486 3 роки тому +11

      @@ȘtefanNothing I am allergic to it. Makes me shoot my insides out both ends. I miss meat so much! I just drool at these videos. This man is so damned good!

    • @laurenthemoron6486
      @laurenthemoron6486 3 роки тому +5

      @@acpfullsends5190 sometimes i give in to the call of the meat... I pay in full later. 😆

    • @ȘtefanNothing
      @ȘtefanNothing 3 роки тому +1

      @@laurenthemoron6486 sad :((((

    • @MlgDuckies
      @MlgDuckies 3 роки тому +2

      @@ȘtefanNothing how is it sad to not eat dead suffering animals that had their life taken against their own will 😂😂

  • @flaming_ice5220
    @flaming_ice5220 Рік тому

    Bro's starting a war against vegans

  • @thet3clan
    @thet3clan 3 роки тому +6

    He put the nuggets back, you can all stop crying about a joke now! Welcome to 2021 ffs

    • @rxw5520
      @rxw5520 3 роки тому

      But I demand to be offended!

    • @declanbaglin8727
      @declanbaglin8727 3 роки тому

      Finally someone with some common sense all these people are crying about it

  • @aworldtowin80
    @aworldtowin80 3 роки тому +5

    Plant based foods is good imo.

  • @Gooodtono
    @Gooodtono 3 роки тому +5

    I work at Costco in the meat department and I respect the meat slap I do that shit before I hand it to a customer 👍🏽

  • @Th33tan
    @Th33tan 3 роки тому +1

    That Dino buggies tip is top notch, thank you for the tip

  • @cupidonsauce1208
    @cupidonsauce1208 3 роки тому +11

    When meat is on sales, it's mostly because they are close from being passed date or because they are low quality. I'm working in a grocery lmao
    I prefer to get my steaks and whatever else I need directly from my local butcher...

    • @WhoKnowsMang
      @WhoKnowsMang 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah quick problem with that is that isn't how meat discounts work

    • @cupidonsauce1208
      @cupidonsauce1208 3 роки тому

      @@WhoKnowsMang well in here yes lol

    • @AnonYmous-ci7ey
      @AnonYmous-ci7ey 3 роки тому

      I lived somewhere for the first 17 years of my life where the closest butcher was almost 2 hours away. A lot of people have to get their meat from a grocery store

  • @adrianalavez4140
    @adrianalavez4140 3 роки тому +4

    I'm not picky of meat, but marinated my everything tastes better, no matter how cheap it is (unless it's bug infested/parasite cheap, then burn that meat before using it as firewood)

  • @CloudfeatherRusticWorks
    @CloudfeatherRusticWorks Рік тому +69

    "Always look out for deals." That's a real fucking epiphany. Lol

  • @XxSALTMINERxX
    @XxSALTMINERxX 3 роки тому +11

    Everyone freaking how he left Dino nugs in the aisle, as someone that works for a grocery store no we would t call that being an asshole, we’d probably say someone made a choice here and laugh about it. What we hate is when you leave something non frozen in the freezer, or set out something raw in a random aisle. Chill people

    • @duckszn.
      @duckszn. 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you!

    • @frozenturbo8623
      @frozenturbo8623 3 роки тому

      Yeah, people will fall for the trap and get alot of bacteria because they didn't cook it or know if it's vegan or not

    • @quagmire3022
      @quagmire3022 3 роки тому +1

      Even with that y’all are literally getting paid to move this stuff all day lmao. I worked In fast food and it was 1000 times easier than my current job

  • @vanillacakez2586
    @vanillacakez2586 3 роки тому +1

    Certified carnivore diet Andy over here

  • @gooddude4550
    @gooddude4550 2 роки тому +163

    I’ve had those exact dino nuggets.
    They’re plant based also.

    • @MrBreeze2005
      @MrBreeze2005 2 роки тому +20

      It says chicken breast on the box big dog

    • @BaldKiwi117
      @BaldKiwi117 2 роки тому +8

      No they're not

    • @Wcstin
      @Wcstin Рік тому +1

      they’re not

  • @kiwifruitbird7
    @kiwifruitbird7 3 роки тому +23

    As a vegetarian I would gladly grab those chicken nuggets for my sister who’s the total opposite of me, a meat lover

  • @andreaarnal9791
    @andreaarnal9791 3 роки тому +11

    You don't have to eat plant based meat... Just leave then along, it's like you are trying to be funny or start a beef

  • @ronniekepler6731
    @ronniekepler6731 3 роки тому

    Triggering middle aged vegans at the cotsco legendary

  • @commonomics
    @commonomics 2 роки тому +106

    It’s weird that people put so much of their value into meat eating. Like eating steak doesn’t make you alpha, everyone likes it

    • @Mark6O9
      @Mark6O9 2 роки тому +5

      And bitching about it on the internet doesn't make you a king or queen

    • @Ghostie_Gang
      @Ghostie_Gang 2 роки тому +4

      Let him like meat dammit does it bother you so fucking bad that the dude loves cooking meat? That's just like saying it's weird that people put so much value into bodybuilding or doing a certain hobby someone loves doing. There's absolutely nothing wrong with cooking meat if that's what they love to do.

    • @PandaBait28
      @PandaBait28 2 роки тому +24

      Dayum I’m not even vegetarian or anything but those two people who replied are butthurt as hell.

    • @gavinking-smith1656
      @gavinking-smith1656 2 роки тому +7

      @@PandaBait28 right? Like chill.

    • @yippie1646
      @yippie1646 2 роки тому +3

      @@Ghostie_Gang so... so let people not like meat

  • @tannerscott6208
    @tannerscott6208 3 роки тому +13

    P.O.V: You see a man walking out of Costco with 30+ pounds of meat. 🤣

  • @_MC529
    @_MC529 3 роки тому +10

    Plant-based 🌿 is good tho
    Y is he trying to be edgy

    • @digitalclown2008
      @digitalclown2008 3 роки тому +2

      I've never heard someone refer to disliking plant based food as edgy. 💀

    • @_MC529
      @_MC529 3 роки тому +4

      @@digitalclown2008 vegans are making a real difference in this world. You don't have to be one, neither am I, but placing Dino nuggets in the freezer because you think the food is bad is kinda edgy and trying hard to gather the meat crowd behind him

    • @digitalclown2008
      @digitalclown2008 3 роки тому +3

      @@_MC529 vegans are making a much smaller difference than you think. Being vegan will never be an actual solution to climate change unless enough people convert. And that just is not reasonable or possible.
      Most vegans are white. You know why? Because it's easy for them to let go of their diets because they aren't culturally significant to them. However outside of this bubble, people will NEVER rapidly convert to plant based diets. (And no it does not taste like meat.)
      People would be better off looking into alternative forms of cattle farming that are eco friendly, such as regenerative agriculture. There are also solutions being proposed to capture methane emmited from animals.
      I'll be blunt with you. Becoming vegan to help the environment is lazy and makes no difference. And if people piddle around hoping that everyone will switch their diet to save the planet... We're gonna kill the planet before we even get a quarter of the way there. We need to shift our focus to more REASONABLE and QUICKER solutions. We don't have the time to wait.
      The only real good excuse for switching your diet to a plant based one is in protest of animal cruelty. And the whole meatless monday thing is pretty smart.
      Edit: I claimed majority white in my vegan statement, and still stand by that regulardless of the polling done (just based on culture)... However to be more accurate I think I'd say AMERICANS and EUROPEANS. And even trying to bundle in europeans is stretching it, because they actually have a lot of culturally significant meat dishes.

    • @_MC529
      @_MC529 3 роки тому +3

      @@digitalclown2008 regenerative agriculture and cattle farming doesn't work on a 8 billion people scale.
      While it of course is better to transition towards more eco-friendliness, vegans are cutting their CO2 footprint by a lot.
      I does make a huge difference since most rainforest loss, emissions, mass species extinction and a lot of pollution is caused by the large-scale farming we practice today.
      Also, Whites still have the highest meat consumption rate of the entire world. There are more vegetarians and vegans to be found on the Indian subcontinent than in North America, Europe and Oceania combined.
      Directly consuming plant products instead of first feeding it to livestock is a 900% more efficient calorie intake.

    • @digitalclown2008
      @digitalclown2008 3 роки тому +1

      @@_MC529 💀💀💀 Whites consume more FOOD in general due to industrialization. And the whole "india has lots of vegans" thing is kinda wack to me. That is also a cultural dietary practice. If you bring their diet up in the convo you also have to recognize other dietary practices in other countries. They are all incredibly important.
      And regenerative agriculture does work. Idk why TF so many people straight up lie about that shit. Anywhere where you read "This won't work globally" is straight up talking out their ass. All respectable professionals in the climate change debate aknowledge that attempting to make any "global" predictions are vague and innacurate. There are so many varaibles along the way you can't possibly make accurate assumptions.
      We need to move towards regenerative agriculture anyways because we need to start treating our topsoil better.

  • @adjithwk257
    @adjithwk257 Рік тому

    Lmao the skip the veggie part.