Bein’ Ian With Jordan Episode 043 : Alabama Wedding W/ Mike Vecchione
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- Опубліковано 30 чер 2024
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Chapters:
0:00 - INTRO
0:44 - Blowing Of The Shofar
3:33 - Master Shine
8:50 - Waiver For THe Taser
11:04 - DUI In 99
21:35 - The X-Factor
24:50 - Eskimo Sisters
28:37 - Jordan Wants To Be A Mom
30:30 - ADS
35:06- Master Degree Mike
39:24 - You Lost The Match , But You Won Life
46:31 - No Kisses Today
49:57 - How Do You Fight The Demons ?
58:15 - So You Have A Special Out
1:05:04 - AI
1:07:33 - Plugs
1:09:22 - OUTRO
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New racial slur for white people....."Chalk Chimps"
Mike's skills dealing with special children really coming in handy this episode.
😂😂😂😂
Im amazed Ian didn't even have to be restrained 😂
“I had to throw the nesquik today because i was eating it dry” jordan really is my favorite creature
46 minutes and she still hasn't said "fat mall goth," and it might be record
EDIT: Jordan says "fat mall goth" @47:54
Mike Veccione looks like he layed an egg and hatched Mike Recine
Hahaha
Two eggs the other Chris D
I honestly thought they were the same wop
Nice haha
I’m constantly realizing they aren’t the same person.
Most important things on the pod. 1. Ian Smoking 2. Taser 3. Fighting 4. Calling Ian Gay
This is the Holy Trinity of highly underrated comedians
A great guest that can match ur energy and that "it clearly says no ghosts line" was brilliant
That one really hit hahaha
Veccione looks like he's patiently waiting for his wife to finish ironing his shirt so he can attend a meeting of the family's capo-regimes.
Jordan's been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff, I could go on forever baby!
Hahaha
Ian did get his tattoos in prison... the prison of his developmentally arrested mind
😂🎉😂
imagine being 39 and suddenly getting a bunch of tattoos
@@Cuyt24Imagine going your whole life full of anxiety and finally learning you’re a Jew. No mirrors, bud?
@@AJohnSmith Ian looks like a Jew, but he's actually Italian.
1. This pod deserves loads of subscribers 2. Mike is understated and hilarious
Ian with the drunken version of a classic Cheech and Chong moment "I think we're parked maaaaan"
Mike vecchione looks so much like scott storch sometimes, its crazy
The itch to my scratch ,the rage in my loins , alas I'm just a standard issue . My gene pool isn't attractive, my sweat sock teets are not presentable. What a wonderful episode.
Whenever I take a smidge more mushrooms than I should I listen to old episodes so I can giggle and feel comfy cozy. Also, bring back Lady Jensen
🥰🥰🥰
Vecchione is a treasure we should all protect.
That's crazy, he loves the police & his stand up is not good
He's an angel. 😊
Jordan really is the best thing to happen to us. Thanks for being you. Makes me feel like I can be me.
She said guys who are nice to her not P***y F**s
Funny DUI stories. I too got a dui going down a one way street, waiting for the light to change that wasn't there. Also, it was literally in front of the sheriff's station. The cuffed me and walked me across the street. Blood alcohol level of .22 Also, I was two blocks away from home after driving like 30 miles....
Mike is a great guest for this pod
We love Mikey V!
@@BeinIanPod hoping for a return appearance some day!
If you're wondering, Jordan says "fat mall goth" @47:54. The streak (of shoe horning it into every episode) continues.
Mike Vecchione. Algo. ❤. Big Fan of Ian, too.
Jordan ... Stolen valor. 😊
Can't wait to see Ian on MVI.
❤ Stolen Valor.
✂
Still one of my favorite podcast intro songs
Mmhmmm! ❤❤❤
My First ep here, came from AYG, and two are like brother sister 😅 especially when Jordan dropped her drink and Ian acted like moms gonna be mad 😂
His special is my favorite of the year so far! Thanks for making the rounds Mike!
Mike V investigates has been part of my morning routine for a while. Not gonna lie I do miss bad cop bad cop from the old cast
Best intro song/video for a podcast! Love it! Well done✌️
50:20 Jordan literally uses the force 😂
You guys should get Adam Ray doing Dr.Phil
Adam would be so good with them!
That was some chaos! Loved it. 👍👍
who knew a taser could be the most important part of a podcast? kidding love you both. Vecchione here after seeing crissy knight and bestow the glasses to you, hope you catch fire for real.
The cane blows, Jordan is right
Psshaw. We all need canes. ❤
Mike V! Gd good get guys
Great Opener!!
these two are the Mad Hatter and the March Hare
Y’all didn’t have to do Jordan like that on the thumbnail
Mike is the only adult in the room
Shoutout shoe shines and hat cleans.
I'd never seen anything of Mike's before, and I have clearly been missing out. I'm definitely doin' a deep dive on him.
Isn't that the best when you visit a familiar podcast. Find an all new comedian that you get to obsess over. I discovered Mike on Nateland.
Such a good episode
Vechione is the best! He is hilarious! Love this pod and his!😂
This podcast is sooo good
Mike is such a gangster
Ian reacting to Brownsville 🤣
I didn't know Fred Armisen has a buff Italian brother..
Just discovered Ian on AYG and I’m here. It’s gonna be the fun kinda insomnia
Jordan sounds just like my ex with borderline personality disorder I know she said she’s bipolar but I was having crazy flashbacks to arguments I’ve had when Jordan started getting angry at Ian. He’s lucky he’s just a friend to her and not a lover, poor guy.
The Attractives is funny as fuck. Great ep and hot spesh!
A damn fine ep.
49:00 "and then I yelled at a little hasidic Jewish girl"
Obsessed with mike vecchione
One of the funniest hours on the internet.
"Warm and Hot" is a fitting name for this podcast. Love you guys
i love this guest, he actually likes you guys !!!!
IAN, i am 38 with down syndrome, nesquick is my favoerite drink for morning since coffee is for adult
Hi Nick
*NeSquick*
"This is uhhh remote" very cool J-dog.
I literally live in Browntown on Browntown Rd 😂
Nice
You guys should bring on guests the same way that Space Ghost Coast to Coast did . A pop up monitor you can dismiss or summon as-needed . It’d be cool if you could get Space Ghost as a gusset
"we should go outside and charge people" lost my shit
1:06:18 Jordan's bewilderment levels of confusion over a basketball reference
On LITERAL pharmaceutical meth- 'I'm on nothing'
And the pots of coffee and packs of cigarettes. 😂 “I’m sober!!!!”
At 24:04 WTF was Ian’s wierd freak out, i replayed it 10 times, fckn hilarious!!!!
very funny stuff here
56:54 Jordan's best work.
Sometimes Jordan is that dog you brought inside from the snow, fed and cuddled it. Then it just bites your face in the night going "You aren't better then me and you don't know me bitch!" Then gets the peanut butter and curls up by your feet.
I keep wanting to type an outlandish lie about ian... But it would probably be true!
25:20 lmao introducing the smallest amount of airflow possible
i'm new to patreon!
Head wall to your merch on your special
"I had to throw away the Nesquik because I was eating it dry" Jordan
That's it! I'm sick of seeing 50yrs old with biceps bigger than mine. He so much better than me!
10:18 I like how he thinks.
I cant stop laughing Mike you are a treasure
Jordan has influenced my taste in women... lord help me
It's such a relief that I'm not the only one. Every date I've been on since discovering this podcast has gone poorly because I can't stop thinking, "She's not as funny as Jordan Jensen. Pass."
6:50 they shine leather with polish you dont want to touch its not like wiping it with a cloth. You have to reallt work the shoe. Unless your placing your shoe in a thing.. you cant do it on your lap, it would get everywhere.
Vecchione might not be able to keep up with these two 😂
I think he made them better - he got impatient with the junior high antics and kept things moving👮
I think the second guest is a strong wind😂
i wonder if ian is attracted to vecchione....damn, he is built
I see Vecchiine is in and im like oh cool, 3 intelligent comedians. This should be good. Then i listen to them repeatedly shock themselves with anstun gun 😂
@26:45 Whats the "popular in Italy" mishear?
MV = 🔥
Dustin Hats
completely bypassed the Holes referenced
Mike just looks like M Shadows from Avenged Sevenfold lol
I want to build a house with Jordan and then ride our motorcycles all over the country.
Hell yeah, she wants 2 big dogs
Bout fell outta my chair 13:40
I got the blood clots one. The one that gives you blood clots
Rat Tails OoowwwwOOOOO
"Popular in Italy" don't worry ian I know where you're head was at.
Tell me what the mishear is! C'mon, please...play it like charades or what have you
a lady who would date Ian and Mike is a complete floorpig
😂😂😂😂
Investigate 311
Vecchione looks out of place among the low income whites.
his ability to gain their trust and communicate with them is astounding!
he's like Jane Goodall
1:05:33 100%
How TF u gonna say FUM works but smoking a cigarette before the ad
Jordannnn how you gonna call the Phils hat a Fred Durst hat 😩😩😭 Ps go for an iron worker, the non-union electrician guys are only doing meh money-wise 😘
He's wearing a Fred Durst hat....
Very aggressive episode
Make Jordan hear this idea- someone was saying Kyle Dunnigan needs help producing a short show/special behind a pay wall. Dan Soder. the unlikely pair. Start there and the amount of talent/ cameos is crazy cuz everyone loves Soder. Kyle has powerful friends/fans. And neither is a big star boys
Dunno why but i think for some reason Jordan could whisper that guys idea into the right ear. It's the unlikely source that plants the seeds. Coom
this pod is finally getting good
For the alg