I'm disturbed by how well I understand Chris and his feelings about the dread of poor communication FOREVER. It is my whole life for 39 years thus far.
Props to Jordan for always remembering when they got their plugs in. I hate the pods that feel the need to read through their plugs 3 times in one damn episode
so yeah I have an ad blocker, but when strangely sexy Jordan starts to tell me about hello fresh just after the longest poop and wipe infomercial ever... well damn, looks like these sponsorships might just be able to keep me interested enough not to skip ahead.
I was skipping the ads but stopped to watch because they're so "terrible." I never watch ad reads because I've been hearing the same ads for 10 years, but Jordan's were interesting.
This sounds like my preteen boys Tree House/Club House... NO GIRLS ALLOWED...Jordan. It was a different time. It was a different time, between Spanky and Our Gang and Lost Boys! Anyway, really funny Pod Cast guys!
spit (i.e. poop) on folded toilet paper, then put it spit side up on a new square (i.e. your fingers), now do the same thing with the ball. liquid flows through folded toilet paper like SHIT THROUGH TOILET PAPER.
I've enjoyed Bein' Ian with Jordan in the past... but all of the suicidal talk, recently, is so harmful to me... I want to continue enjoying your comedy... but it's not really fun-loving suicide talk like you might think.
I swear O'Connor can say something that I find utterly relatable one second, then something utterly insane the next.
Utters
Bro thought chickens were female turkeys.... I understand exactly what you're trying to convey.
Tim Utterly
Its his charm. I find it very intriguing
Billy McCusker is 100% that for me too 😆
Ian's comedy philosophy is you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
Pucks on net.
The Gretzky method
*the shouts
Of course Jordan and Chris relate about disgusting bathroom wiping
Jordan for sure is banging him
Scrunching is more hygienic.
No point in being unnecessarily pretentious when taking a shit lmao
If “When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object” was a podcast
Every episode that goes by... I find out that Jordan is insurmountably more broken than I previously thought... Wow.
Ya she's great.
@@zmdoor bahaha... agreed.
😂😂 she’s the best
This conversation would make total sense if they were all in hospital gowns in a psych ward.
You could leave this comment on any BIwJ episode
😂
I no longer want human interactions of any sort after the thumb poop confession. Social distancing activated.
I'm disturbed by how well I understand Chris and his feelings about the dread of poor communication FOREVER. It is my whole life for 39 years thus far.
I can't speak on my feelings type shit
💯 dude nailed it! 🤣
whatt are you talking about??
I’m convinced I’m the only person in the world that communicates, and also uses English.
Tommy: how close are you guys? Do you ever have sex?
Jordan: Never, have you guys?
Fair counter question…
Dr Adolph is truly psychotic. It’s amazing.
Collab of the year, Bert, Ernie, Super Mario and the bassist from every early 90s grunge band.
Mario and Luigi are hitting some hot topics on this one.
An inside look at Jordan's alone in her hotel room psychosis is....mmmm...enlightening... 😂
As a hairy Italian man, I only shit at home, and 9/10 times I’m jumping into the shower to wash my ass afterwords
This is definitely one of my favorite episodes! 😂😂😂
This is a good ep. I walked in and said wow what a good ep.
I love it, these 2 pods have been my favorite for a minute now.
Yeah same and the jordan ad parts have been funny
I'm with Chris on that fear of being misunderstood 💯 the existential dread
Jordan looked hot asf during the ad reads ❤
Jordan thinks she's loyal when she actually has zero self esteem lol
23:41 Dr. Adolph and Tommys face and reaction to Jordan's Bat shit panic attack is hilarious 😂😂
Jordan is a fine wine! She looks better in each episode!
20 minutes in and still talking wiping techniques 😂
Ian looks like he coaches his step sons baseball game in Jersey
Assistant coach for sure
And Jordan looks like she microwaves kittens
I love when step dads coach baseball game
And somehow by the end sitting like Jim Carry's Riddler.
@@Grom-rl8bmdo you microwave kittens?
Jordan being a savage ball wiper makes total sense. I still love her, though.
Dude I love this podcast I feel like we’re the last ones left at the party 🤣🤣 joking and smoking/drinking vibes
can we get my best friend Nick Mullen on the pod again?
Man Chris was on to something beautiful, if Ian would let anyone finish a thought 😂
Tommy doing the dog 😂
Props to Jordan for always remembering when they got their plugs in. I hate the pods that feel the need to read through their plugs 3 times in one damn episode
You guys have to add an additional camera. Rat cam. We all want to see rat reactions throughout the episodes.
"you wanna know an even darker truth...?" Lol o connies
I love the butt wiping technique talk for 20 minutes. People gotta know the proper way. I agree with Chris and Tommy.
Damn I love Jordan. See you in Providence on the 5th!
This is the funniest episode so far! I fucking love this podcast
I woke up today
I absolutely love this crossover ep ❤️
The “call of the void” that feeling when you wanna drive into oncoming traffic
Just sprinting into a woodchipper that a poor stranger is in the middle of using
Ohhh baby, our 4 favorite pyschos
HAHAHA Ian harpooning chris with the kitty cane was a great moment.
34:13 "Dude this is like 500,000 volts"
O'Connor "no way thats like a metro north train" 😂
It is amusing catching Jordan occasionally still doing "Attell voice".
I'm a 38 year old Mexican that would like to go on a date with Jordan. I'll take her out if she's ever in Texas. Toilet paper conversation a must.
so yeah I have an ad blocker, but when strangely sexy Jordan starts to tell me about hello fresh just after the longest poop and wipe infomercial ever... well damn, looks like these sponsorships might just be able to keep me interested enough not to skip ahead.
@8:04 "That's a great Slipknot song" the funniest jokes always go under the radar
Ngl I skipped the first 20 min. Shit talk is funny but not for that long. That topic was old fast
Jordan: I have trouble dating...
Also Jordan: I get poop on my thumb all the time..... 😂😂😂😂
Whole new definition of “fuck it, we ball”
Of the funniest pods I've watched in a while. You 4 should do a monthly Mashup ep.
Chris is one of my fav podcast guest!
20:13 I’m currently shitting and trying all of these methods
Stanley Two-Sheets
This has been .. enlightening.
Protect our Perverse! I need this colab AT LEAST once a month!
The amount of times Tommy was appalled during this 😂
His face when he dropped the "What the FUCK are we doin?!" had me dead!
Brutal ad break, Jordan. 😂
omfg "You need a little tree that Buddha sits under".
It amazed me how many times I skipped ahead and they were still on about shitting
It took 51 minutes for someone to ask “wtf are we doing?”
Every podcast tommy is on ends when he has to pee
instant classic
I need to see a conversation between Jordan and Chris.
Why does Jordan look exactlyyyyyy like a llama 😂
One of my favorite episodes ever!!!
The what the fuck are we doing part !!!
Morning coffee & dumpster fire!! LFG!!!🎉
Fun fact: over 50% of adults have never been potty trained.
I was skipping the ads but stopped to watch because they're so "terrible." I never watch ad reads because I've been hearing the same ads for 10 years, but Jordan's were interesting.
“Dinklage is an angry drunk?”
“Wouldn’t you be?”
Great ep!!!! I’ve been crying laughing the whole time
Damn Jordan lookin 🔥 in that Hello Fresh ad.
Jordan's ad reads are hilarious 😂
Ian has be your daddy take this addy energy
I sing the opening song every single time as loud as I possibly can and I feel wonderful
"I let the cheeks guide my hands"
GREAT episode! Looks like you got her to FINALLY chill out Ian! Love your podcast!
My no.1 pod! Love you guys & love that you get great guest every week
Chris is wareing an SAFC jumper
It's the real deal holyfield!
"Your first wipe is just a scouting report" 😅😂
Plumbers actually call Black Friday “Brown Friday” because of all the Thanksgiving clogs 🥴
Damn that went by fast. So good, I wish it was another hour.
I feel same .. forever feeling misunderstood.. or you feel they do then something happens and it’s like they never understood
IAN, i am 38 and have down syndrome, you remind me of fortune feimster
This is Guna be great ❤
Jordan look hot af in the ad read
Fucking insane podcast hilarious 😅😂🎉😊
Chris wearing a Sunderland shirt ?
This sounds like my preteen boys Tree House/Club House... NO GIRLS ALLOWED...Jordan. It was a different time. It was a different time, between Spanky and Our Gang and Lost Boys! Anyway, really funny Pod Cast guys!
Maybe Dinklage was baiting the community to write, 'Stealing Dinklage', because he can't stoop to such lows...
I would watch hours of this haha
Promo Jordan 🔥🔥🔥
Tommy (Guido) Pope
spit (i.e. poop) on folded toilet paper, then put it spit side up on a new square (i.e. your fingers), now do the same thing with the ball. liquid flows through folded toilet paper like SHIT THROUGH TOILET PAPER.
51:00
😂😂😂
43:00 Ian out here livin' his best life 🎉
Ian and Jordan have hats that made me think of Mario and Luigi will they were talking about Italian bidets.
Ball is absolutely the only way to go for terrible public ply. Chris is a philosopher. Situational awareness.
Jordan is a babe
(re the bum-wiping discussion): ua-cam.com/video/G2eJa-XV9R0/v-deo.html
I've enjoyed Bein' Ian with Jordan in the past... but all of the suicidal talk, recently, is so harmful to me... I want to continue enjoying your comedy... but it's not really fun-loving suicide talk like you might think.