I'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
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- Опубліковано 3 лют 2017
- hello brothers and sisters in shit, this video is a bit different, i had this idea inside of me and i had to get it out before it ferments deep inside of the abyss of my mind.
i hope you will like this , enjoy!
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"There is no punchline. It's not a joke."
Mood
That's not funny! That's not the kind of humor we do in F.R.I.E.N.D.S tm.
@@X_Lord_of_the_Night Okay, I'm sorry.
It's just... it's been a rough few years, y'know?
@@janwajda5282 you finished? I am mean there's so much self pitty Jan Wajda sounds like your making an excuse for killing those Warner Bros guys. Im telling you and I mean it, not everybodys awful.
2017: no friends
2020: no friends
2069: no friends
2478: dead and no friends
😂😂😂😂
Your name is answer why
@@No-lx8uh :c
2009-no friend
2010-no friend
2013- yey a friend
2014 - no firend
2015 - friend !!!!
2016-2019 friend!
2020 - i don't have a friend again
@@emtcantaluope1367 thats sad! *hug*
“When people say socialize, what do they mean?”
That’s way too real
Melon
Word up my guy
Socialism
I tried it, the folks I talked to looked at me in a state of confusion and fear. 1/10, don't recommend.
It's true!
subtitle: "if you're watching this you must be clinically dead"
Me: seems legit
Yes
@@ashhassh wooooosh
@@ashhassh wooooosh
@@ashhassh r/woosh
Imagine saying woosh and use it for the wrong purpose, go and actually scroll to Reddit and rethink your lives
Everyone: That quiet kid could be armed and dangerous
The quiet kid:
Accurate
Dead meme format
True
@@NidoBot Nah idk, still being used on meme channels
@@maverixXXV Exactly, I rest my case
that fucking clap
lost my shit on that
Erik Tails same
same here, dat clap tho
His hand will probably hurt for 2 generations
hahahaha made my day
If you're watching this, you must be clinically depressed
I am watching this because I have no friends
Last time I got a hug I was 17
When people say "socialize", what do they mean?
I got no friends, and neither do you
You got no friends, and neither do I
We got no friends
And that's why we are watching this
Thank you
*Because i've got
Based
@@wserthmar8908 good sir, do you mean…
*anti cring?*
I thought it was like “clinically impressed”
Me: *Isolates myself from everyone else*
Also Me 10 minutes later:
Big brain move
Introverts belike
all stand up for the introvert national anthem
*standing up*So beautiful
**Starts Crying**
Ikr this is me basically
*stands up and salutes*
*SINGS ALONG
"last time i got a hug i was 17"
That's adorable. I never even had a hug at all.
You got 69 likes actually if this could make your day better
81th like
engineer gaming
Engineer gaming.
Center text
Bottom text
why are you here
I like how he goes from I’ve got no friends to you’ve got no friends to we’ve got no friends. Very inclusive song!
"If you're watching this you must be clinically depressed"
Exactly why I'm watching this at 3:45 AM
Yo 3:00 AM gang
I’m whacking this at 3:47
3:00 AM gang
3:00 in the mornin having existential crisis
"Last time I got a hug when I was 17"
Me under 17: You're getting hugs??
*"You guys are getting paid??"*
Lmao
Me that didn't had a family: Hugs? What's that?
@@jawed4106 heres a virtual hug
Press F for this poor dude
I like how this gives me depression but also cures it at the same time
Omg Yes 😂
lol
Lmao
¿So it cures the depression that the video gave you?
Yeah pretty much
The quiet kid in memes: *a person who is armed and dangerous*
The quiet kid in reality:
It's funny, people doesn't giving a fuck about kid with social problem and couldn't make their minds to creating relationship with strangers *Until said kid starting resort on violence because nobody was there to help him when he was being picked on*
Like, It takes Columbine for people to giving a shit.
I cannot read that without a Russian accent. I just can’t.
@@skurd721 because of this comment, same
69 likes lmao
@@haseenabadshah5381 I'm the 70th
"If you're watching this you must be clinically depressed"
(C L A P C L A P C L A P C L A P)
I laughed out loud and wanted to share this to a friend. Then it hit me, I've got no friends to share it with.
Same😭
F
ngl tahts me
CUE THE MUSIC
0:00
Noob
I like men
Philip Lim clap.
those were gunshots
Tcysy Dyx bc claps
more like gunshots
“Last time I got a hug I was 17”
0:15 when my parents leave the house
Lmao
Fucking priceless
LMAO
RIP Matthew Perry
This song describes my whole elementary school life.
It also describes my middle school life and high school life.
Press X to same
holy macaronis 66 likes? huh that's the most I had for a comment. XD
Nah, for me it was my high school life, I was a loser back then. High school sucked so much.
Them recorders man....
The one where Ross takes his schizophrenia medication
underrated comment
Copied
Ok so I just started playing borderlands 2 and now I get the joke
Lol
@@zorvic08 did you play as krieg
They say I'm a joke
But I say I'm not because jokes have meaning
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wise words from Yoda
Yes, Master Yoda
😃☠
george no
RIP Matt
Everyone: The quiet kid must be having violent thoughts!
The quiet kid:
@@channelfive7883 uhhh.... What?
@@ferhad9865
If u can read u would know lol
@@channelfive7883 I did read your comment, just why would you want me to kill innocent people?
I dont want to be that annoying person but definetly stole this commet
@@noahchin5399 no I didn’t
This is pretty much the anthem of my life *cries in shittyflute *
Ace Lia real friends are overrated! The friends inside my head are the only ones I need
LeafeaterTheRepublicanCunt I've got a cool banana as my profile pic. You've got an even cooler name!
I'm a sad piece of shit and I'm desperate. I'll be your friend xD
same m8, i know ur pain
what the fuck
I'd have to imagine any suicidal hotlines would probably use this song as the "on-hold music."
"If you're hearing this you must be clinically depressed"
@@iminyourfridge894 I am watching this because ive got no friends
@@Lil_lit_Bruh last time I got a hug I was 17
@@ck-1649 And when people say socialise what do they meeeaaaannnn
@@Lil_lit_Bruh IVEEEE GOT NO FRIENDSSS
The social kids: * always thinking the quiet kids are dangerous *
The quiet kids:
That is sadly me💔
Correct.
when people say socialize
*w h a t d o t h e y m e a n*
Reads comment starts singing cringey Vietnamese version of What do You mean XD
Hermione Granger whut ?
FyreAndEis x
It means establish socialism
idk
Category: COMEDY
MY LIFE IS A JOKE
MY LIFE IS A LIE
*suffering*
yes
;-;
Ur life is a comedy
SF:I have no friends
4M people: *Interesting*
you mean 4 milion people
-Being ugly, my experience
-21 years old and no friends
And now this?
Damn you UA-cam!!
I've watched these videos!! classics
Same
Appearance should not have anything to do with having friends. People who judge based on appearance are absolutely shitty and shallow.
@@byestander9580 It doesn't mean it's easy being unattractive. Self confidence is an important part of enjoying life. Without that.. oh boy.. it's rough
“Last time I got a hug I was 17”
Oh boy can’t wait to be 17
edit: it got better bros, hang in there
Me too pall.
I can confirm. A hug would be nice for once, instead of taxes
@@rodent5431 why not have both? Have taxes hug you or hugs for taxes
4
@@ImRightsadly 3
UA-cam: *puts this in my reccomended*
Me: _"Is this like a personal attack or something?"_
Alexander The Snivy it is my pal but guess what we are both in the same boat so don’t feel bad
@@blueeyesgoddragon4758 This give me depression
Must be
I got this in reccomended too maybe youtube knows something
TheFandrian Same !
So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
Because you've got no friends who would tell you that.
If you're watching this you must be clinically depressed
*AGRESSIVE CLAPPING*
Nire bvcv
Nire HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT SAID IF YOURE WATCHING YOU MUST BE CLEARY CLUDED FRIENDS!! HAHAHAHAHA
He must've got some big hands to clap like that. Like, DeAndre Hopkins sized hands. Hands so big, slapping someone would rocket them to a building.
Nire that’s true
*C L A P C L A P C L A P*
I'm sending this to my friends
Monstergoofytoes 😂 me too
Same, and BOOM I then again release I have no friends BOOK
Monstergoofytoes this is exactly the kind of thing I would share with my friends...IF I HAD ANY!!!
all 0 of them
Mega Gaming true ;(
the song describes my social life
0:15 When your own dog is playing with someone else and you angrily attempt to get their attention
“Last time I got a hug I was 17”
Joke’s on you, I’m 18!
Jokes on you i am 17 so i still have one hug to get
Its funnier the older you get
jokes on you im still waiting for that hug im only 12
The last hug I got I was 16...I am now pushing 20...
@@vitor022 Jokes on you my crush onced hugged me at 14. Granted we were playing truth or dare with the entire class.
This is depressingly accurate.
Same!
Same
So it isn't only me! Yay! But then that means that there is more failures like us...
Hello disappointment friends
@@Renopus fix it. It should be hello no friends. As you are insinuating that being makes us friends even it isn't possible for us to make friends
This is the most relatable video I have ever seen in my entire life.
We all needed this song.
Congratulations.
You've just earned yourself a friend who'll never talk to you.
Have a good one.... Friend.
Leon trotsky
This is painfully relatable.
The Derp Chaos kill me
Same
You are right tho
Not to me.
But I, A- have family and don't try to make friends out of lack of desire, and B- I don't feel lonely and prefer being alone to my thoughts.
So it makes sense.
@@suruxstrawde8322 congratulations!
out of a thousand users that could've been selected
_we picked you!_
_you have won:_
*_the big gay_*
Plot twist: he is killing his friends while singing this and the claps are actually gunshots
I counted four gunshots. If we are talking about Ross being the shooter, then 1 friend is still alive.
@@renameagain5808 the surviver
@@justsomerandombananawithin3705 great, a spin off.
S•U•R•V•I•V•O•R
🎶 _so no one told you that life's gonna end this way_ 🎶
🔫🔫🔫🔫
🎶 _Your friends are all dead now but you think it's a game_ 🎶
🎶 _you're also clinically insane_ 🎶
🎶 _and when you realize one friend's left, you drown them with their tears, oh_ 🎶
🎶My gun's there for meee🎶
🎶had it since I was three🎶
🎶Gun to Rachel's head🎶
🎶Bring her corpse back to bed🎶
🎶 Laughing in your mind🎶
🎶This is such a fun time - do do do da do do do da da doooo🎶
@@renameagain5808 I applauded you....Oh wait
@@renameagain5808 oh no
"I've got no friends, and neither do you"
I mean, he's not wrong 💀
That clapping gets me everytime 😂
the fckin CLAPS killed me DEAD AF
gmd oh god
they killed you dead as fuck
That's the Spider-Man butt slap meme not a clap.
Me in 2012: i got no friends
Me in 2019: i got no friends
:(
oof
What about 2020 ?
Sarai Ayala still no friends I guess ;(
Poor thing 😔.
this song is literally describing me in 50 seconds
0:13 did anybody else think that singing genuinely sounded good
"I've got no friends" Same Shitty, same
Jokes on you i have imaginary friends.
*_Imaginary friends have left the server_*
FUCK
Rip
Hah I made friends with myself
the fact that you have imaginary friends in a multiplayer game is even worse
*F
I've got no friends
Nobody:
Auto subtitles: Last time i got aha no 117
eggdog
@@prodashibe yes
HA JOKES ON YOU I'M WATCHING THIS WITH MY FRIENDS
edit: nevermind they left halfway through :(
Ava M i'm watching it with my imaginary friend too!
GvsART as I watched it with my imaginary friends they disappeared, too * cries in shittyflute *
Must be some shitty friends if they can watch a 51 Second long video
Ava M I'm the 666 liek stankkkkk hsbuggysgybsgbsgy sg Yggdrasil us
avuhhh speak for yourself, I've never had friends :,D
first time listening : *laughs hysterically*
10th time listening : *realizes how relatable this song is and then cries*
By my 10th time I find myself doing both at once
Same
same here man
Same
@@poobwithaq you were then on the mario kart wii vid
why am i singing and smiling at this its legit telling my life story
Big sad
Same.
This one goes out to anyone bullied in their childhood and thus had no social skills to gain friends.
Everything hurts and I'm dying 😀
When you overslept so your friends went on vacation to Miami without you.
Mad8 Warrior exactly
That smg4 reference lol
IS THAT AN SMG4 REFERENCE?
HOLD UP, IS THIS A SMG4 REFERENCE?!
Eric Shim yes
When you think have friends, but then you realize you're not 17 yet meaning you haven't gotten your final hug
I was Destined for this from the start
What?
When you never got a hug while you were 17 :,(
@@robertharris7822 Digital hug bro
I have never received a hug in my life.
This song struck me when I realized that the last hug I had was when I was still 17
This is hard now.
play this at my funeral
no one will be there anyway
Hahahhahhahhahahhahhahhahhahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah
MEEE
I WILL BE THERE
hahahahahahahahha
who will play it?
0:15 is where I died
PAINFUL CLAPPING
same
RIP
Yeah they clapped me so hard that I died
F
UA-cam recommended this to me, whyy 😢, is it because I have no friends.
Yes
The national anthem of my life
If I ran a country, I would make this the national anthem
Population: 1
wait what if it was Australia because down under exists
-Introvert Island-
@@lasrie9689 peppa s-shut up, you're making me anxious about the real world
@@karlisulmanis3810 tee hee
If you're watching this you must be clinically depressed
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
I am watching this because I have got no friends
Last time I got a hug I was 17
When people say socialise
What do they mean
I HAVE GOT NO FRIENDS
and neither do you
YOU HAVE GOT NO FRIENDS
and neither do I
WE HAVE GOT NO FRIENDS
and that's why we're watching this
Indeo same
The first line is my favourite
Throwback to 4 years again when I had this as my alarm every morning for school
This makes me feel an emotion that shouldn't exist.
*when the class found out I was autistic:*
In my experience, most people don't care about that sort of thing
Damn, this hits hard; thank god I’m in college now where they don’t give a care!
I felt that
Damn, that hit home for me right there in the heart
I feel so sorry for you. I hope it gets better.
*gOrgEoUs fLuTE & sOmE kazOo*
if you're watching this you must be clinically depressed
*VIOLENT CLAPPING*
i am watching this because i have got no friends
last time i got a hug i was 17
when people say socialize, what do they meEean?
i've got no friends, and neither do you
you've got no friends, and neither do i
we've got no friends, and that's why we're watching thiiiSsS
mallycat OMG I WENT THROUGH ALL THESE COMMENTS TO FIND YOURS 😂
its " last time i've got a hug i was 17"
Sexy Beast SHIT i’m sorry
Sexy Beast i fixed it
mallycat *clapping with ass**
If my life was a show, this would be the opening
This is a masterpiece
THE CLAP
QuiteOdy CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Yes I agree
What does ghonaria have to do with this?
ikr
Is dat how to basic?
I want to set this as my ringtone but I've got no friends to call me
lmao
can relate
Rhiannon Lambert send me link
I set this as my ringtone 12 days ago, no one has called me yet...
Brandon Does Stuff download zedge then enter "shittyflute no friends"
Every time I think about not having friends, I think of this, and it always makes me laugh.
Them: what did you do this Christmas?
Me:
I got drunk with Santa Claus, i wanted some company for my Xmas present
Friends
Season 69
Episode 420
"The one where it was all in Ross's head"
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Stranger online: What's your favorite song
Me: its complicated
Beta Weeb what’s your fmacorite sonG?
The Gaming Weeb not really, just tell them it's "I've got no friends".
ITS NOT COMPLICATED.
@@explosivebean8328 yeah
I was gonna like your comment but I'm happy with the amount
Mario when his friends left him alone at the castle so he has to make his own "friends":
This song is more funny than all friends episode’s combined
Go to school
@@Tucker454 it’s true. If I become a millionaire I will buy the rights to that abomination and shit show that’s called comedy. Take out the laugh tracks and shit they have just so you could watch it and understand how fucking dumb and a waste of a show with a memorable intro that you can recall but not a single funny moment in it.
I'm dead so
sei un grande bro
Its now 2:16 Am and i am reading youtube coments,i think...i dont really have friends
I KNEW IT!
@@dariusreal2744 3 am, sitting in my bed, laughing like a fucking idiot.
Lucky you
If you're watching this you must be clinically depressed
I'm am watching this because I have got no friends
Last time I got hug, I was 17
When people say go Socialize, what do they mean?
I got no friends, and neither do you
You got no friends, and neither do I
We got no friends
And that's why we are watching thiiiiiiiiiisss.
_ivan Raketits_ its hug not high
Katrinkle Murphy oof now I gotta fix it
_ivan Raketits_ haha lol😀😂
Katrinkle Murphy Well tHatS wHaT tHe EfFoRt Of MaKiNg FrIeNdS dOeS tO sOmEoNe.
so many mistakes in this aAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is the third video about “Friends but Ross doesn’t have any friends” I’ve discovered this week.
“Last time I got a hug I was 17”. *cries in never receiving any hugs at all*
OMG GOD AT 0:15 ... I'M DYING
"oh my god god"?
La femme de Mastu
Put it at .5 speed for double the shits and giggles
Make it a ringtone
This song is funnier than all of Friends
Not like its hard to do
what friends ?
@@calliteki The show
inactive channel no i meant like what friends because like the song, y’know it’s called I’ve got no friends and he said "this song is funnier than all of my friends"... y’know because I’m trying to be haha funny
@@calliteki mmmm not funny downvote
Finally a song that actually relates to me
Searching _"I've got no friends"_ on UA-cam, playing this video when it shows on top and scrolling down in PiP mode reading the title of all the other unironic and "serious" videos on the topic just makes my day.
Girls during valintines day: I cant wait for our date
Me:
*lol*
@Flower 34 haha maybe if I be serious to a comedic comment people will think I'm smart.
@@genericfurrydegenerate2797 Most of these comments have lost all comedic value because of how overused they are.
Im a girl and this is my valentines day song
@@cyh..7
please
take
a
joke
,
thank
you
"If you are watching this you must be clinically dead"- UA-cam Subtitles 2020
YT subtitles diagnose you with dead
So glad I’m not the only one laughing at this xd
Beat me to it
UA-cam subtitles to me: I diagnose you with clinically dead
"I am watching this because I am super dead"
It's depressing how much I relate to this
clinically depressing*
All rise for the national anthem
Captain Falcon da new natinal anthem for da chribe??
i know de wae yes, my brudda
ViciousCommander I had found anoda wae my brudda
i know de wae wat is dis ade wae, brudda?
Captain Falcon kek
you probably have no neighbors either
Or if he had them at some point, not anymore.
My French teacher likes friends, and for a project it required me to put in a music video so I chose this, she found my humor to be quite good
0:21
when you hear that line in the song and you realize you’re turning 17 next week.
*LLEEEEEETTTSSSSS GGGOOOOO*
When you show this to yourself because you're the only freind you have
-dies-
:(
you're*
Utleast we all can relate to one think
We suck at socializing d:
I hate myself so I’m not even my own friend