I love the fact that 1/3 of this video is about "Schlatt" cooking while Charlie and Charborg goofed around, the next 1/3 is about them gambling, and then the last 1/3 is them committing bank fraud.
They logged on, cooked 2 dishes, immediately got addicted to this universes gambling, and eventually simulaed radiation hell with microwaves, and I have whiplash from watching it
Imagine, you live in a town. A new kebab shop opens up. They make 2 meals and the employee eats both. Then they go to the bar and start gambling, lose it all, very next day, they have hundreds of thousands of dollars. Hundreds of microwaves arrive at their doorstep, moments later, the entire city blacks out. And the house they seem to live in blows up shortly after.
My guy I tried to read your comment, then started dying of laughter at "they make 2 meals and the employee eats both." I have not stopped laughing yet! When worded like that this shit is funny! XD
30:13 And after 80 years, people kept hearing constant microwaving so they called the cops and the cops found the bodies of three men encased in a microwave prison.
What am i supposed to watch after this? What could possibly beat this? Is the rest of my life downhill? Will i ever be happy again? Do i need to buy a microwave?
I really want to as well, but I don’t have many friends anymore that have a computer and can play Steam games 😭 So essentially I can’t exploit the duplication glitch (if it hasn’t been patched yet)
Charlie is probably the only person in this world to go from working a Kebab Restaurant to gambling, and then finding a loophole in the economic state in this game
It is incredible how utterly the boys managed to destroy this game, and how little they took advantage of it, beyond filling their house with hundreds of microwaves.
@@charm359it’s midnight and my child and fiancé are sound asleep. I’m about to bust a kidney from holding back cackles. I am one with the microwave. Help.
A masquerade of divinity May these metal walls creak. Is that a sound in he distance? No. Merely a scream. No light. No sound. No sight. No memory. It is not fate which feeds the children to the dogs. Only us.
I'm an entrepreneur and I brought up this exact idea in a meeting! Me and a few friends kickstarted a restaurant and I gotta say... the microwaves bring in SO much profit! People can't get enough of the microwaved wagyu!
Slimsicle I just woke up after the worst sleep I've had in awhile, and I think it's because in my dream you made a video called "°The Pac-Man Movie made me cry", which then sent me and my friends on the adventure of watching the Pac-Man movie. We didn't even get to see it until we went to sleep within the dream, and Pac-Man didn't even get to show up Please make that video, Mr Sicle. Okay I need to go back to sleep again. (P.S. the bad sleep might've also been caused by bad meatloaf)
I watched charborgs video on this and I'm just realizing that at the end, when Charlie said "the count of Monte Cristo," he was probably talking about "the cask of amontillado" lol
we getting out of the ś̸̨̡̟͖͈͜l̵̞̑̍̈́̈́̔͜u̷̻̻̐̏̇̑̀̇̈́̽d̶̡̹̮̬͕̭̯͗̌g̷̛̦͉̟̭͓̹̓̎͆̔̓̔͝e̷̡̛̙̰̬̦͕̫̤̮̒̆̊̅̈̏ͅ ̷̞̽̓̕ṕ̴͉̫̥͎͇̭̦̣̗̖̈́̄̌͆͝ỉ̵̝͇̏̾̅̆͐̿̑̈́̆t̵̛̺̖̖̞͔̹͂̀̏̕ͅ with this one
How to run a kebab shop, step by step: Microwave Running Kebab shop Start Gambling Fail Gambling Get Loan Fail Gambling Restart Abuse Loan Fail Gambling Abuse Loan Further Become Millionaires M I C R O W A V E Become the count of monte crispo.
90 percent of gambling addicts quit right before they can afford a new microwave
90% of gambling addicts quit before they realise you can get "free" money from the bank
@@marshtomp810% of gamblers know you can get free money from the bank by gambling
Be the change you want to see in the world
90% of gambling addicts quit right before they hit the jackpot. The remaining 10% quit because they realized that bank fraud is the big jackpot.
10% quit before they can afford 300 more microwaves
This story really shows that gambling just doesn't pay off. Shady business and bank fraud on the other hand...
What do you mean? Without gambling, they would have never even discovered bank fraud
@@inkyisdreaming They say that desperation breeds ingenuity, and by god these guys were desperate.
LGIO begs to differ...
That man knows how to play
It only pays off if you aren’t a quitter
Bank Fraud is just Gambling for Adults, innit?
I love the fact that 1/3 of this video is about "Schlatt" cooking while Charlie and Charborg goofed around, the next 1/3 is about them gambling, and then the last 1/3 is them committing bank fraud.
Nothing can define these guys more perfectly
But in the end its all about microwaves
You forgot about the microwaves
Why is Schlatt in quotes?
@@Carmine_Official Don't you mean "Schlatt"
They logged on, cooked 2 dishes, immediately got addicted to this universes gambling, and eventually simulaed radiation hell with microwaves, and I have whiplash from watching it
Imagine, you live in a town. A new kebab shop opens up. They make 2 meals and the employee eats both. Then they go to the bar and start gambling, lose it all, very next day, they have hundreds of thousands of dollars. Hundreds of microwaves arrive at their doorstep, moments later, the entire city blacks out. And the house they seem to live in blows up shortly after.
this the type of shit to happen in a town where absolutely nothing does and it’s remembered forever
What a beautiful story...
My guy I tried to read your comment, then started dying of laughter at "they make 2 meals and the employee eats both." I have not stopped laughing yet! When worded like that this shit is funny! XD
And not once do they make a singular kebab
the new twilight zone episodes are crazy man
17:05 I love how buying the microwaves actually ended up making them more money
Selling those microwaves was a slippery slope to committing bank fraud
14:04 Schlitterbahn screams like he just lost a check
What a turn of events
slimecicle is a narrative genius
@@sharplilyi see you everywhere, and i'm gonna say one thing.
you're awesome
29:45 Charlie calling the Cask of Amontillado "the Count of Monte Cristo" was funnier than it should've been
ikr I've been scrolling through the comments looking for someone else that caught that lmao
Yeah, I noticed that too, lol.
Thank god it’s not just me 😂
I thought the count of monte cristo was one of the people that got bricked in. Like the lady that bathed in blood
I think he said Chrispo lol
Charborg: Actual caveman
Charlie: Hello neighbor fell into the oven
Jared Schlatt: Literally just him in real life
It's so weird to see his character genuinely look like him and also hilarious at the same time-
Wrong: schark doesn’t pay loans
Wrong, charlie is hello neighbor fell into the microwave
@@apairofsteeltoedboots4729 He does if its a rwquirement for comitting tax fraud
this video gave me 17 previously undiscovered forms of cancer and I can't breathe from laughing
No I think you can't breathe because of the cancer
I think your problem is that you don't have enough microwaves
Have you tried microwaving the Cancer??
Legitimately almost pissed myself from watching, also inherited the great microcancer
THESE REPLIES ARE KILLINGGF MR
I just had this weird dream of guys covering up their entire house with microwaves... anyways I have this strong urge to gamble
dam i lost it all :(
Have you tried taking out a loan?
Lets all take out a loan together
Press the loan button on the count of 3
3, 2, 1…
@@Sphinxinator I’ll pay it off
30:13 And after 80 years, people kept hearing constant microwaving so they called the cops and the cops found the bodies of three men encased in a microwave prison.
O N L Y MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
What am i supposed to watch after this? What could possibly beat this? Is the rest of my life downhill? Will i ever be happy again? Do i need to buy a microwave?
Embrace its warm glow
Buy a microwave, strawbellyfish. Buy the microwave..
take out a loan with friends
ua-cam.com/video/QPIW65qJo4o/v-deo.htmlsi=jSgh68hLE2PGeHU_
Buy the microwave
"I'm going all in!"
-$0.0
LMAO
Me paying rent
@@CallofFreaky Have you tried taking out a loan with some friends?
the lesson we learned here; instead of working your 9-5, take out illegal loans and gamble all your money you stole from the government
And encase your house in microwaves, feel their warmth, let their warm glow in, I know you want to
The pure sound of horror and desperation in schlatt’s voice when he asks “Are you drinking the sunflower oil..? 🥺” had me ROLLING.
watched charborgs vid already & had No idea his character was naked the whole time
This is like claires B story level reveal
The genuine anger I felt whenever charlie ate a dish was startling
I was DYING
Right? I'm so fucking pressed lmao
6:43 i love how for just a moment, charlie realizes the absurdity of the situation before slipping back into character
Immediately getting this game to become a master of bank fraud.
I really want to as well, but I don’t have many friends anymore that have a computer and can play Steam games 😭
So essentially I can’t exploit the duplication glitch (if it hasn’t been patched yet)
Charlie is probably the only person in this world to go from working a Kebab Restaurant to gambling, and then finding a loophole in the economic state in this game
I mean.. there are two more people in this video doing that. but sure.
That was charborg
You know shit gets real when Schlatt is the least chaotic one
It is incredible how utterly the boys managed to destroy this game, and how little they took advantage of it, beyond filling their house with hundreds of microwaves.
Charlie took so much radiation to the skull he mixed up the Count of Monte Cristo with the Cask of Amontillado
"Jschlatt" saying ':3' has changed something in me fundamentally
Cooking with Schlatt is something I wouldn’t wish on even Gordon Ramsey
using the bank fraud money to fill the house with microwaves GOT me I can't think of the last time I laughed this hard
The way Charlie IMMEDIATELY bolts to go buy microwaves at the mention of the idea killed me
26:45 The addition of the Balatro music is such a nice touch lmao
SOMEBODY ELSE NOTICED IT
just got off a three hour achievement spree and thought i was going insane omfg
18:17 When they all sat down and the music started playing, I KNEW something bad was gonna happen
Im sobbing, this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
i am you. we are one. i can not breath with the amount of air running away from my lungs to 'laugh'
@@charm359it’s midnight and my child and fiancé are sound asleep. I’m about to bust a kidney from holding back cackles. I am one with the microwave. Help.
29:38 I love how he says The Count of Monte Cristo instead of The Cask of Amontillado
29:49 honestly sounded like a guy in the machine to capture SCP 106 the femur breaker.
28:16 the "NOT ANYMORE" surrounded by dozenz of humming microwaves is just the perfect response XD
this video had me laughing the whole time, i just love how the glitches make it so much funnier
Never thought Schlatt would be the reasonable out of any group
13:25 "... I'm so hungry" has me actually balling! this whole bit has my stomach hurting from laughter!
almost forgot Schlatt at 14:04 did a Crazy Dave scream
They started by making a smiley face with ketchup and ended by recreating the cask of amontillado with microwaves
lore accurate representation of how they tried to kill springtrap:
Like, thrice
Goo Goobie.
how
Goo Goobie!
Maybe
Goo goobie
Good goobie
moral of the story: open a shop, buy a microwave, become broke, gamble and commit bank fraud.
Charborg and Charlie plus schlatt is just a recipe made to take a decent chunk of San Francisco off the map
the pov trilogy is complete. schlatts, charborgs, and finally slimecicles povs are finally ready to be examined by the world.
I loved the bit where they ran a kebab shop
Timestamp?
When Charlie ate the dish I was drinking hot chocolate and I spilled it all over myself cause I was laughing so hard
A masquerade of divinity
May these metal walls creak.
Is that a sound in he distance?
No.
Merely a scream.
No light.
No sound.
No sight.
No memory.
It is not fate which feeds the children to the dogs.
Only us.
Wow that’s so sigma dude
Yes light, the microwaves are on.
@@Crocmanawsome ...
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... Beset by enemies.
what is this a quote from?
@@lukethe_idiot Me.
In reality, the gambling we made along the way was the restaurant that mattered all of the along
I love how the video starts and ends the same way,
*M* *I* *C* *R* *0* *W* *A* *V* *E* *S*
with a bit of “schlart” Ramsey in the middle
For anyone wondering the game they're playing is called Kebab Chefs!
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES
I'm a goose I think maybe
WE GETTING SALMONELLA W THIS ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Who knew running a restaurant was so easy?
i knew
@@salmonellaII oh mb
wouldn't be a slimecicle video without a gambling addiction and bank fraud
2:02 the “ oh my god” sounded so disappointed 😂
Charlie, Charborg, and Schlatt is the trio I never knew I needed.
Schlatt's character looking just like him is great
I feel like if Schlatt owned a restaurant he’d get an aneurysm
My family has been in debt for the past 16 generations I think I might do some diy cooking tonight
I love the fact I can watch this form all angles and it doesn't get boring
Omg yes I loved Charborg's perspective I can't wait to watch your perspective
any video that includes schlatt and charlie just makes the video already 10 times better
If Schaltt is here, there's bound to be internal chaos
I had only watched Charborg’s perspective so I was completely unaware he was playing a literal caveman while y’all were normal.
I'm an entrepreneur and I brought up this exact idea in a meeting! Me and a few friends kickstarted a restaurant and I gotta say... the microwaves bring in SO much profit! People can't get enough of the microwaved wagyu!
This has become my new comfort video, please enjoy the unreasonable amount of views
I LOVE GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!
I never know what to expect going into one of these videos...
but this one...
I didn't even know what to expect after having watched it.
Revisiting this video because I can hear the microwaves in my soul
Schlatt's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" was something I felt on a personal level.
This video almost made me throw up from laughing, Charlie eating all the chicken legs was killing me.
i love how every one of your videos ends up with the most batshit insane trip ever
Charborg: gets money
Also Charborg:"We could fill the entire house with Microwaves. We could line the walls with Microwaves."
This video had such a, Let's Game It Out vibe to it!
So true he would probably fit in great
The count of montecrispo is so much funnier than the cask of amontillado
I love seeing charborg doing stuff with charlie and schlatt it makes me so happy
its so funny how accurate schlatt's character is
could you imagine being the landlord of the house and coming back to see 3 insane dudes dead in a pool of active microwaves
Honestly going through an intense gambling arc and committing bank fraud is just a typical kebab shop bossman backstory
I think he took all the "i want to put him in a microwave" comments a little too seriously
14:03 scream of anguish
this is a great group for videos like this
When Charlie started eating the chicken legs I started laughing so hard and so long that I started to cry.
29:39 it’s actually called “the cask of amontillado”
Literally
This could be a plot for a regular show episode 💀
Slimsicle I just woke up after the worst sleep I've had in awhile, and I think it's because in my dream you made a video called "°The Pac-Man Movie made me cry", which then sent me and my friends on the adventure of watching the Pac-Man movie.
We didn't even get to see it until we went to sleep within the dream, and Pac-Man didn't even get to show up
Please make that video, Mr Sicle.
Okay I need to go back to sleep again.
(P.S. the bad sleep might've also been caused by bad meatloaf)
This feels like a fever dream
I love microwaves
12:22 reminds me of “oh, uh i ate that thing..” from jjk💀
We getting a dosage of 1 schlattillion Rads/sec with this one 🔥🔥🔥
shit myself at work crying watching this, banger video as always. we miss you Charles, forever in our hearts.
dopamine at its peak. Thank you slime. Thank you
as someone who works in the restaurant industry, everything shown in this video is 100% accurate and common practice.
I watched charborgs video on this and I'm just realizing that at the end, when Charlie said "the count of Monte Cristo," he was probably talking about "the cask of amontillado" lol
This truly is “The Microwave Trio”
how does this guy just pump out bangers back to back to back
I love how everyone played it like a Let’s Game It Out video except for Schlatt who is the one person that I’d expect to do that
we getting out of the ś̸̨̡̟͖͈͜l̵̞̑̍̈́̈́̔͜u̷̻̻̐̏̇̑̀̇̈́̽d̶̡̹̮̬͕̭̯͗̌g̷̛̦͉̟̭͓̹̓̎͆̔̓̔͝e̷̡̛̙̰̬̦͕̫̤̮̒̆̊̅̈̏ͅ ̷̞̽̓̕ṕ̴͉̫̥͎͇̭̦̣̗̖̈́̄̌͆͝ỉ̵̝͇̏̾̅̆͐̿̑̈́̆t̵̛̺̖̖̞͔̹͂̀̏̕ͅ
with this one
How to run a kebab shop, step by step:
Microwave
Running Kebab shop
Start Gambling
Fail Gambling
Get Loan
Fail Gambling
Restart
Abuse Loan
Fail Gambling
Abuse Loan Further
Become Millionaires
M I C R O W A V E
Become the count of monte crispo.
this was actually the funniest video ever
i have not laughed this hard in a while
Slime:
Finds infinite money glitch
And spends it on gambling and microwaves
honestly best story arc ive ever seen
5:25 tomato bought you now own me
Who said money can’t buy happiness 27:20
It started out with “stop buying microwaves” to gambling to infinite money to microwave house😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂