We Opened An Illegal Restaurant. It Made Millions.
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- Опубліковано 30 тра 2024
- Today I enlisted Charborg and Jschlatt to help me make the most profitable kebab shop the world has ever seen. We made millions with only one meal. Because it's not about the meal, it's about the deal. This is our story.
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90 percent of gambling addicts quit right before they can afford a new microwave
90% of gambling addicts quit before they realise you can get "free" money from the bank
@@marshtomp810% of gamblers know you can get free money from the bank by gambling
Be the change you want to see in the world
90% of gambling addicts quit right before they hit the jackpot. The remaining 10% quit because they realized that bank fraud is the big jackpot.
10% quit before they can afford 300 more microwaves
Imagine, you live in a town. A new kebab shop opens up. They make 2 meals and the employee eats both. Then they go to the bar and start gambling, lose it all, very next day, they have hundreds of thousands of dollars. Hundreds of microwaves arrive at their doorstep, moments later, the entire city blacks out. And the house they seem to live in blows up shortly after.
this the type of shit to happen in a town where absolutely nothing does and it’s remembered forever
What a beautiful story...
My guy I tried to read your comment, then started dying of laughter at "they make 2 meals and the employee eats both." I have not stopped laughing yet! When worded like that this shit is funny! XD
And not once do they make a singular kebab
the new twilight zone episodes are crazy man
I love the fact that 1/3 of this video is about "Schlatt" cooking while Charlie and Charborg goofed around, the next 1/3 is about them gambling, and then the last 1/3 is them committing bank fraud.
Nothing can define these guys more perfectly
Buy in the end its all about microwaves
You forgot about the microwaves
Why is Schlatt in quotes?
@@Carmine_Official Don't you mean "Schlatt"
This story really shows that gambling just doesn't pay off. Shady business and bank fraud on the other hand...
What do you mean? Without gambling, they would have never even discovered bank fraud
@@inkyisdreaming They say that desperation breeds ingenuity, and by god these guys were desperate.
LGIO begs to differ...
That man knows how to play
I just had this weird dream of guys covering up their entire house with microwaves... anyways I have this strong urge to gamble
dam i lost it all :(
Have you tried taking out a loan?
Lets all take out a loan together
Press the loan button on the count of 3
3, 2, 1…
@@Sphinxinator I’ll pay it off
What am i supposed to watch after this? What could possibly beat this? Is the rest of my life downhill? Will i ever be happy again? Do i need to buy a microwave?
Embrace its warm glow
Buy a microwave, strawbellyfish. Buy the microwave..
take out a loan with friends
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Buy the microwave
this video gave me 17 previously undiscovered forms of cancer and I can't breathe from laughing
No I think you can't breathe because of the cancer
I think your problem is that you don't have enough microwaves
Have you tried microwaving the Cancer??
Legitimately almost pissed myself from watching, also inherited the great microcancer
THESE REPLIES ARE KILLINGGF MR
17:05 I love how buying the microwaves actually ended up making them more money
Selling those microwaves was a slippery slope to committing bank fraud
14:04 Schlitterbahn screams like he just lost a check
What a turn of events
slimecicle is a narrative genius
@@sharplilyi see you everywhere, and i'm gonna say one thing.
you're awesome
They logged on, cooked 2 dishes, immediately got addicted to this universes gambling, and eventually simulaed radiation hell with microwaves, and I have whiplash from watching it
"I'm going all in!"
-$0.0
LMAO
29:45 Charlie calling the Cask of Amontillado "the Count of Monte Cristo" was funnier than it should've been
ikr I've been scrolling through the comments looking for someone else that caught that lmao
Yeah, I noticed that too, lol.
Thank god it’s not just me 😂
I thought the count of monte cristo was one of the people that got bricked in. Like the lady that bathed in blood
I think he said Chrispo lol
"It's hard for me to sleep without white noise!" Charlie says, as a total of eight microwaves whir in the background
watched charborgs vid already & had No idea his character was naked the whole time
This is like claires B story level reveal
Charborg: Actual caveman
Charlie: Hello neighbor fell into the oven
Jared Schlatt: Literally just him in real life
the lesson we learned here; instead of working your 9-5, take out illegal loans and gamble all your money you stole from the government
Immediately getting this game to become a master of bank fraud.
The genuine anger I felt whenever charlie ate a dish was startling
I was DYING
Im sobbing, this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
i am you. we are one. i can not breath with the amount of air running away from my lungs to 'laugh'
It is incredible how utterly the boys managed to destroy this game, and how little they took advantage of it, beyond filling their house with hundreds of microwaves.
Charlie took so much radiation to the skull he mixed up the Count of Monte Cristo with the Cask of Amontillado
Cooking with Schlatt is something I wouldn’t wish on even Gordon Ramsey
26:45 The addition of the Balatro music is such a nice touch lmao
SOMEBODY ELSE NOTICED IT
Charlie is probably the only person in this world to go from working a Kebab Restaurant to gambling, and then finding a loophole in the economic state in this game
I mean.. there are two more people in this video doing that. but sure.
"Jschlatt" saying ':3' has changed something in me fundamentally
30:13 And after 80 years, people kept hearing constant microwaving so they called the cops and the cops found the bodies of three men encased in a microwave prison.
this video had me laughing the whole time, i just love how the glitches make it so much funnier
29:49 honestly sounded like a guy in the machine to capture SCP 106 the femur breaker.
18:17 When they all sat down and the music started playing, I KNEW something bad was gonna happen
You know shit gets real when Schlatt is the least chaotic one
13:25 "... I'm so hungry" has me actually balling! this whole bit has my stomach hurting from laughter!
almost forgot Schlatt at 14:04 did a Crazy Dave scream
Never thought Schlatt would be the reasonable out of any group
Goo Goobie.
how
Goo Goobie!
Maybe
Goo goobie
Good goobie
lore accurate representation of how they tried to kill springtrap:
I loved the bit where they ran a kebab shop
Charborg and Charlie plus schlatt is just a recipe made to take a decent chunk of San Francisco off the map
moral of the story: open a shop, buy a microwave, become broke, gamble and commit bank fraud.
In reality, the gambling we made along the way was the restaurant that mattered all of the along
I never know what to expect going into one of these videos...
but this one...
I didn't even know what to expect after having watched it.
A masquerade of divinity
May these metal walls creak.
Is that a sound in he distance?
No.
Merely a scream.
No light.
No sound.
No sight.
No memory.
It is not fate which feeds the children to the dogs.
Only us.
Wow that’s so sigma dude
Yes light, the microwaves are on.
@@crocmanawsome ...
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... Beset by enemies.
what is this a quote from?
@@lukethe_idiot Me.
28:16 the "NOT ANYMORE" surrounded by dozenz of humming microwaves is just the perfect response XD
I feel like if Schlatt owned a restaurant he’d get an aneurysm
When Charlie ate the dish I was drinking hot chocolate and I spilled it all over myself cause I was laughing so hard
I love how the video starts and ends the same way,
*M* *I* *C* *R* *0* *W* *A* *V* *E* *S*
with a bit of “schlart” Ramsey in the middle
I LOVE GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!
using the bank fraud money to fill the house with microwaves GOT me I can't think of the last time I laughed this hard
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES
29:38 I love how he says The Count of Monte Cristo instead of The Cask of Amontillado
They started by making a smiley face with ketchup and ended by recreating the cask of amontillado with microwaves
6:43 i love how for just a moment, charlie realizes the absurdity of the situation before slipping back into character
I'm a goose I think maybe
WE GETTING SALMONELLA W THIS ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Who knew running a restaurant was so easy?
i knew
@@salmonellaII oh mb
My family has been in debt for the past 16 generations I think I might do some diy cooking tonight
Charlie, Charborg, and Schlatt is the trio I never knew I needed.
This video almost made me throw up from laughing, Charlie eating all the chicken legs was killing me.
Schlatt's character looking just like him is great
I think he took all the "i want to put him in a microwave" comments a little too seriously
Honestly going through an intense gambling arc and committing bank fraud is just a typical kebab shop bossman backstory
If Schaltt is here, there's bound to be internal chaos
We getting a dosage of 1 schlattillion Rads/sec with this one 🔥🔥🔥
Omg yes I loved Charborg's perspective I can't wait to watch your perspective
The count of montecrispo is so much funnier than the cask of amontillado
its so funny how accurate schlatt's character is
the pov trilogy is complete. schlatts, charborgs, and finally slimecicles povs are finally ready to be examined by the world.
wouldn't be a slimecicle video without a gambling addiction and bank fraud
When Charlie started eating the chicken legs I started laughing so hard and so long that I started to cry.
This video had such a, Let's Game It Out vibe to it!
So true he would probably fit in great
i love how every one of your videos ends up with the most batshit insane trip ever
I watched charborgs video on this and I'm just realizing that at the end, when Charlie said "the count of Monte Cristo," he was probably talking about "the cask of amontillado" lol
I'm an entrepreneur and I brought up this exact idea in a meeting! Me and a few friends kickstarted a restaurant and I gotta say... the microwaves bring in SO much profit! People can't get enough of the microwaved wagyu!
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with this one
jesus christ this is the chaos combo
This feels like a fever dream
I love microwaves
this was actually the funniest video ever
i have not laughed this hard in a while
how does this guy just pump out bangers back to back to back
this is a great group for videos like this
I love seeing charborg doing stuff with charlie and schlatt it makes me so happy
Charborg: gets money
Also Charborg:"We could fill the entire house with Microwaves. We could line the walls with Microwaves."
This was genuinely so funny, keep up the good work!
any video that includes schlatt and charlie just makes the video already 10 times better
Slimsicle I just woke up after the worst sleep I've had in awhile, and I think it's because in my dream you made a video called "°The Pac-Man Movie made me cry", which then sent me and my friends on the adventure of watching the Pac-Man movie.
We didn't even get to see it until we went to sleep within the dream, and Pac-Man didn't even get to show up
Please make that video, Mr Sicle.
Okay I need to go back to sleep again.
(P.S. the bad sleep might've also been caused by bad meatloaf)
I LOVE THIS, LOVE THE VIDEOS WITH SCHLATT, ALWAYS SO CHAOTIC
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen omg. One of the most chaotic ones too. Absolutely loved it
Charlie's videos are perfect to watch while playing kenshi, keeps the chaotic energy going
i love vids with schlatt and slime, they are always funny
You’re helping me through a tough time right now Charlie, thanks for making me laugh
I love Charlie's videos with friends sm
love that the ending of this video is just that one scene in mgs5 where snake crawls through the microwave hallway
It's been to long since I laughed this hard. Charlies humor is so much like my own that I always end up loving the videos and laughs like these make me feel a rare type of joy. Thank you!
I LOVEEEEEE GAMBLEING ALSO FINALLY MORE JSCHLATT AND CHARLIE CONTENT HOORAY
shit myself at work crying watching this, banger video as always. we miss you Charles, forever in our hearts.
Schlatt was just full of giggles this video HGAHAG
honestly best story arc ive ever seen
How did Schlatt manage to make his character look exactly like himself?
Slimecicle never fails to fill us up with his ooey gooey content
TWO VIDS IN ONE WEEK.
THE SLIME GOD HAD BLESSED US.
This is unironically one of the funniest videos on this channel
Honestly my favorite video any of them have ever done 😂
dopamine at its peak. Thank you slime. Thank you
"Schlongalongadingdong" crying because the entity known as Slmccl ate his firies is such a mood
schlatt was unrecognizable after they found him
This turned into a Let’s Game It Out video halfway