The Real Ending to Dexter: New Blood - Disappointed Dexter
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- Опубліковано 10 січ 2022
- SPOILERS FOR THE SEASON FINALE OF DEXTER: NEW BLOOD
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Kid's going to make one hell of a Stormtrooper.
This isn't the ending we need but truly the ending we deserve
Speak for yourself. I didn't deserve this.
Videos like this are what the internet was made for.
2012 vibes
Some say he's still out there, to this day, and hasn't hit a thing since.
so, he's running with the hope that he will run into the bullets the kid misfires, seeing as he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn? Makes sense.
Oh, man. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. The funniest part is that it's genuinely a much better ending.
Gonna tell my kids this is how New Blood ended.
i actually thought "mmm watcha sayyyy" was going to start playing
0:42 is absolutely pure gold :D :D the shot and the Blood theme starting...."are you hurt??....no i´m okay!" this is no doubt one of the best youtube videos i´ve seen, love your editing :D
hahahahahahaha
You had me rolling in tears lol wish this was the actual ending
harrison got that stormtrooper aim
I know this is a joke, but I'm genuinely going to make this my head canon from now on. Thanks so much.
LMAOOOOOOOOO[OOO
This is hilarious! I'm erasing the initial ending from my mind and replacing it with this one. YES! Dexter is Alive and on the run. Please make a video of Batista leading the manhunt for Dexter. Dexter New Blood Season 2 - Manhunt
word!!!!
Omg! That is a perfect idea!!!
I've never seen an episode of Dexter, but this was absolutely hilarious.
Watch it. It’s great. Just stop at season 4 or 8.
1-3 are the money seasons. John Lithgow plays Dexter's perfect antagonist in season 3.
@@BrendanSlob 1-4, Arthur/Trinity (Lithgow) is S4. But yes, watch at least through S4, and try HARD to stop by S6. In fact, I'd skip S6 entirely, and in retrospect, I'd probably leave S7/S8 alone even with a very decent S7 antagonist. (Because S6 was hot garbage).
@@MelanCholy2001 Shit..been years since I've watched them. Got me all jumbled up.
@@mclohan 5 is pretty good imo
They should create an Oscar category for this - and this video would be the first winner in that category. HILARIOUS.
I've never witnessed a show shit the bed so hard in the last episode before.
You haven’t seen the OG Dexter?
@@cobaltcrusader9841 Yes, but they gave themselves a second chance for a decent ending only to somehow do even worse. How can you make a universally hated ending twice?
The first 20 seconds hit differently upon second viewing. It's as if Dexter and Harrison are sad because they know the writers wrote themselves into a corner, and the show needs to end in 10 minutes.
Dexter: This is the only way out... :'(
Harrison: For both of us. :/
And I fired, and I missed, and I fired, and I missed again
Lol I was looking for someone to say this!
Noob didnt L2P
idk how to put it but the "I fucked up" at 1:46 is perfectly awkward sounding, like, 100% something out of a re-edit (which it is)
Thanks for embracing the goofiness inherent to re-edits
I'm waiting for the ending where Saul Goodman shows up, tells Angela "grrr get outta here cop! cause of the constitution!" and Dexter walks out like a boss.
BETTER CALL SAUL!
and then he accidently shoots a deer and Dexter kills him for that.
Playing Fallout New Vegas as a character with no Guns level and 1 Perception point be like:
This is brilliant mate, I genuinely laughed.
New Blood should have been about Dexter trying to find his son by following a trail of murders similar to the trinity killer or something...
I wold have loved that idea
@@R0ZEMARI-GS4L thanks mate, what do you think about it then turning out to be Cody or Astor not Harrison?
God i so wished for Batista and Dexter to meet. They way they teased us and then nothing happened. Arghh...
Two videos bob wow. Not complaining though
enjoy, now for my year-long hiatus
wow, Bob, wow
@@bobvids Can’t wait to see you until next year Bob
all of your video edits are awesome and this is no different, good job and thank you for your service
Where is this man?
Вот она концовка Декстера, которую мы заслуживаем!
This is how it should have ended
i haven't watched the new season. but seeing as how stupid the old seasons were, i choose to believe this is canon
Thanks, I needed it.
That is WAY better than the ending we got 🤣🤣
I needed this 😄
The fact this was made is the only redeeming thing about that ending XD
It's sad videos like these are hidden under the pile of garbage CinemaSins and the like are vomiting everyday, you deserve at least x100 more views.
Oh, wow, I so needed this! Hilarious!
Hahahahaha - this is so good. I can't believe I missed this when you first posted it.
love love love this!
Congrats on the 100k!
Here's the proper ending:
Dexter kills some bad dudes for 10 episodes, Angela doesn't suspect a thing because the writers lower her IQ even below Miami Metro's (post-Doakes/Season 2 that is).
Everyone's useless like Teddy. Molly dies hit by a parked car before Kurt gets a chance to kill her.
In the final episode, Dexter is walking along one morning. He trips, falls and dies. The End!
I watched dexter a long time ago but I remember enjoying it.
This new season... I didn't even finish it's infuriating to watch so much unnecessary crap was stuffed into it.
Much better ending! You should be a writer.
dexter is intimidating harrison with his gaze
fuckin GUFFAWED at that last shot. brilliant
This is literally the greatest ending to a show I've ever seen. I keep watching it and cry tears of laughter and joy. Pure gold.
Man hasn't uploaded ever since...what a sad thing
Didn't realise this is actual canonical Dexter. I thought he went to build a laboratory out of lumber as far away from Florida as you can get without leaving the world entirely (Washington State)
best ending ever
This is just great
Better than the actual ending. :D :D :D
I haven't seen Dexter new blood, I just remember the last "Ending to the series" to be extremely disappointing and I'm sad to hear New Blood's is too.
Yup, atleast the first few seasons are great
New Blood was awesome, the last 20 minutes of the finale could've been a whole nother episode IMO but the roundabout concept of the ending I got no issue with, I reckon it's the only way Dexter's story could feasibly end
It was garbage, it was so predictable, had so many plot holes, character inconsistencies and situational serendipity that only fans who accept everything without question are happy
This new season was good but the ending just lackluster
This wasnt the ending they chose
This is why he faked his own death and abandoned you in Argentina. Kid can't hit the broadside of a barn.
You made my day! LMAO
Snot-bubble-blowing hilarious! Thanks! The ending we deserved
Editing can do magic
Thanks for the laughs xD
This is a prequel to star wars, he is the original storm trooper
MORE! More more MOAR!
This is how I choose to see the ending from now on.
Season was great
Ending and the last 3 episode were shit
Thanks for making up for it, that was perfect !
Ok, original ending is erased from my consciousness, replaced with this one! Thanks for the efforts to make things right
Art.
Thank God now I won't have to watch the TV since video on this to know how it ends
this is pure gold
So, I'm guessing you're not a big fan of how Dexter: New Blood ended.
nah but it let me make a dumb video out of it so all's well
@@Shreddasaurus Well, I'll have to disagree with you that it had only had one good season. All the first four seasons were incredible in my opinion. They should have ended it at season 4. I genuinely wish seasons 5-8 and New Blood were never made.
@@patientelijah861 New Blood was actually really good til episode 10 so
@@BrosL0L I feel that way too. To be honest, I truly feel that in order to give Dexter the proper send-off, they would have had to make New Blood 3 or 4 seasons long to truly build up to something mind-boggling.
@@patientelijah861 this basically. Tbh I would love a second season but I guess we would wait another 10 years for another finale
Aim Of The Father
1st of all great video, laughed out loud. 2nd thing is man, how can u mess up dexter's ending 2 TIMES?
I fired and I missed and then I fired and I missed again.
In Counter-Strike we had a saying: L2P noob
died laughing at 2:04 omg lol
Some say his son is still shooting at him to this day...
This gave me such a good laugh!
Yep. That's my ending from here on out.
This is brilliant!!! 😂😂😂👍👍👍
Great editing, very funny :D
I guess it's one of those case "me vs internet". I actually found the finale "decent". Was it rushed and badly executed at the end of a very good season? Of course. But the worst finale ever? nah.
Also some of the comments leave me perplexed. Of course Dexter is sloppy. He hasn't killed people since forever, plus it's the whole point that his relationship with Harrison makes him weak and irrational, thereofore he makes mistakes. And Logan is just the last of them. He did a mess with the dealer and the drug manufacturer and he was extremely lucky. Basically all the kills of the season were like this, including the one of Matt. He underestimated Kurt the whole time.
In the end he realizes that his attachment to Harrison is going to doom the son, therefore he has to die. And yeah, the fact that Harrison kills him is an "interesting" choice by the writers (Maybe Dexter killing himself would have been better). But on the other hand is the way of Harrison to reject the "Dexter path" and silence his own dark passenger. I mean they are both fucked up, but maybe there is still hope for Harrison.
Overall I didn't hate it. Just thought about throwing it out and see if anybody else feels the same way.
Yea I don't hate the ending either. Dexter was always a serial killer and pretending he was a good guy isn't actually true. He would kill if he deemed it necessary enough. He had killed innocent people. Sure it wasn't perfect but I couldn't see a happy end to his character. I absolutely hate it when writers write it so characters can escape their crimes to the point of absurdity even if you like those characters. Dexter got caught in the end and there was no way out of it now since it would become a national manhunt if he had escaped with his son. There was no escape from that and this end made more sense.
@@novaangle2183 Glad to see I'm not alone :) I also think a happy ending would have not worked. I mean, maybe something "open" with him and Harrison on the run. But then it would have been the same as the old finale, without a proper closure. Which means keeping killing until someone would have eventually stopped him.
Nice
Ходят слухи, что пацан до сих пор стреляет в лесу
Stormtrooper level accuracy
Damn, wish I had context for this. 😔
I watched the previous serious.
We are prolly fine watching this vid without context.
@@shocknawe Yeah, think I end up winning on this one lol.
Remember guys
wrap it up
A condom would have saved Dexters life
This is hilarious!
Господи, это прекрасно!😄💔
At the end of day, Harrsion should have broken the cycle, not killed Dexter but forced him to face the consequences of his actions and go to jail
That's a good one I didn't consider. Maybe a shot in the foot and putting wrestling to work.
I dunno, if you balance both sides, Dexter created more net good than any of his actions caused harm. He stopped more serial killers than the entire history of the fbi. Miami had a straight up ridiculous deluge of serial killers - without Dexter there would've been a body count beyond belief.
if only the writers thought of this
Third time´s the charm! This ending is the definite one, hope they don´t try to improve it again.
Couldn't hit the broadside of the barn from the inside
I wish
don't break my heart my achy breaky heart
I didn't see the New Blood season and thought this was going to be an analysis video 😅 So this is my 'official' ending. Dexter's too slick and his son is a dum-dum.
Has he tried to miss the target?
lmao way better ending than the real one at least! that ment something to say! im going to edit this as the actual ending in my series
Harrison if he were a character in the XCOM series.
i cried then i laughed
Lmfao this just made my day after having suffered through this trash😂😂👌👌
Funniest thing i've seen in a while
Me with any shooter game.
I want them to just pick any episode and make a couple more were things go differently. They really could have.
funny edit,
i thought the real ending was good, tragic to see Dexter died but tied up nice enough , this is called new blood, up to him and us the audience to wonder if Dexter's son will be like him, but if they continue best way to bring Dexter back is his son having the consciousness of him , just like dexter's sister or father
Dexter thinking "Why's my son such a disappointment?"
>sees red heart symbol on a person's chest
me: DELATRUNE????
I far'd'n i missed and then i far'd'n i missed. Took a nap. Woke up. Far'd'n i missed
It's a better ending.
I wonder what Scott Buck feels now, is he relieved that his ending is better than Clyde Philips' second ending?? Dexter: New Blood - Sins of the Father IMDb RATING 4,4/10 ... Dexter: Remember the Monsters? IMDb RATING 4,7/10. Hilarious.
At this point I'm starting to believe that it was never Scott Buck's or Clyde Philips' fault.
Maybe the network just fucking sucks and is forcing these writers to write substandard content for various corporate bullshit reasons that's actually bad for them long-term.
I dunno how else to explain that people on FanFiction have written a better Season 9 or 8 than this.