Big Up, Toastie. Yez needs to get a supersize Mercedez type stereophonic horn on the bike so they shit themselves and think they’re about to meet their maker.
Many years ago I fitted large twin air horns to my Kawasaki Z400 because I was tired of people saying, sorry I never saw you after they pulled out in front of me. It didn't make any difference, I would see their wheels start to move and blast my horns and the result was they would have a WTF was that moment, still not see me and pull out anyway. 🙄
@@GManWrites Yes I've tried everything to get noticed, headlights used to be good but not every car has lights on. I've had little success with loud pipes warning crossing peds.
Well, I didn't say crikey but I did make squeaking noises, I hope that will suffice . I did lol at that twonk who fell off that ball thing and he probably thought he was so good at it 🤣🤣 Maybe he should consider a Space hopper. 🤣 I've been thinking about how you could be more visible 🥰 You could put banks of lights on the front of your bike like the mods do. Get a neon pink mohican to fix to your helmet. Put on a long streaming blonde wig and shove a couple of traffic cones up your jumper. Throw packets of Dolly Mixtures at people.🤭 I think those were rust coloured moleskin trousers at the beginning. As bad as corduroy really but you have to give him credit for skinning all those moles. A terribly fiddly job.😁
it's a weird phenomenon. I commute by train to work - I like to enjoy an empty carriage (funny hours) and there's always that one twat that comes into the carriage and sits right next to you - the utter arsehole, like, feck off. And to top it off, they open a pack of crisps.
@@BeansOnToast_YT 😂 They are working great so that should be fine, been fitted almost a month now. I got a bit lazy with the final edits but after last weeks vid there will be some regular, albeit boring content now for about two weeks after tomorrows vid.
Yesterdays vid was worth watching for the screwdriver trick. I would also make a short out of that and use it as my ticket to going viral, efluencer club here I come 🤣
If you look closely she was actually angry with me. She has a point though, I foolishly went out that day without first checking if it was my turn to use the road. I was so entitled 🥺
It's funny cyclists moan if they don't have 30 square feet of no traffic yet they are very happy to go through red lights and get so close to people crossing they could take their pulse 🤣
Cyclists and those scooter drivers are MENTAL in Central London. I turn into a much less considerate rider when surrounded by vast swarms of those imbeciles 😅
I wonder (he is supposed to live in Newquay), he seemed a bit of a clown on that show. I stopped watching it went on and on and on and on and on and on and on about what prizes could be won in a competition. Oh and I also thought the shown went on about the competition a lot 😵
Its so odd that in a city with so much traffic there's a huge amount of road users that couldn't care less about any rules. Also the guy at the end is the same guy that choses the urinal next to you.
Blimey, are there any statistics on how my cyclist are killed in London each year due to their own neglect and stupidity. Last time I seen so may lights, I was in Blackpool lol. Another good one Toastie. 👍
How do cyclists get away with it? Is it safer thank we think for them to go against red lights? Or is it drivers of bigger vehicles having to take more notice of the world around them seeing them? Is it because you can stop a cycle pretty quickly? I see videos on YT where cyclists are taken no notice of what is going on around them whilst expecting drivers to be aware, and them still getting away with it. I am just amazed.
It's the standard MO. They turn a blind eye to cyclists and let them anger a section of the community who grow louder in calling for them to be regulated, tagged monitored all for safety and the public are demanding it, even though there are existing laws. Stop Oil could also have been controlled with existing laws, but they were the useful idiots. Stop Oil got the public demand extra laws to restrict their own freedoms. It's a great game.
Big Up, Toastie. Yez needs to get a supersize Mercedez type stereophonic horn on the bike so they shit themselves and think they’re about to meet their maker.
Thanks, I need something big an loud 😂
Many years ago I fitted large twin air horns to my Kawasaki Z400 because I was tired of people saying, sorry I never saw you after they pulled out in front of me. It didn't make any difference, I would see their wheels start to move and blast my horns and the result was they would have a WTF was that moment, still not see me and pull out anyway. 🙄
@@GManWrites Yes I've tried everything to get noticed, headlights used to be good but not every car has lights on. I've had little success with loud pipes warning crossing peds.
It’s a dog eat dog free for all down there. Almost everyone is chasing their arse trying to pinch a few seconds here and there. 😂😂
Yes it's terrible, although I do like being in the front 😊
1.09 lemmy guess ....'that wasn't a very good trick' 😂
To know that you'd have to be a long time viewer, thank you 👍😊
I wish i found this channel sooner, you are fucking hilarious mate
Thank you 👍😊
staying succulent & especially Moist here in Florida Toastie, checking in on our man in London... well done as always!
Oh I've not been to Florid, but others have told me it's the place to go for being moist 😊
Stronger words than crikey came to mind watching those near misses etc
Well, I didn't say crikey but I did make squeaking noises, I hope that will suffice . I did lol at that twonk who fell off that ball thing and he probably thought he was so good at it 🤣🤣 Maybe he should consider a Space hopper. 🤣
I've been thinking about how you could be more visible 🥰 You could put banks of lights on the front of your bike like the mods do. Get a neon pink mohican to fix to your helmet. Put on a long streaming blonde wig and shove a couple of traffic cones up your jumper. Throw packets of Dolly Mixtures at people.🤭
I think those were rust coloured moleskin trousers at the beginning. As bad as corduroy really but you have to give him credit for skinning all those moles. A terribly fiddly job.😁
All the crazies come out in the sunshine! CAREFUL !!!
Yes will do thanks.
Don't forget the British tradition of parking next to the only car in the car park, even though there are plenty of other spaces available.🙄
it's a weird phenomenon. I commute by train to work - I like to enjoy an empty carriage (funny hours) and there's always that one twat that comes into the carriage and sits right next to you - the utter arsehole, like, feck off. And to top it off, they open a pack of crisps.
Best intro music full stop. Cheers buddy.
Kenny Everett 👍
thank you for providing
Thanks John.
Luv your content m8 makes me smile with your battles and swearing😂👍
Thanks Dino 👍
Just a normal day in London, I must visit it looks so fun 😂
Get your brakes sorted first, you'll need em' 😂
@@BeansOnToast_YT 😂 They are working great so that should be fine, been fitted almost a month now.
I got a bit lazy with the final edits but after last weeks vid there will be some regular, albeit boring content now for about two weeks after tomorrows vid.
Yesterdays vid was worth watching for the screwdriver trick. I would also make a short out of that and use it as my ticket to going viral, efluencer club here I come 🤣
@@BeansOnToast_YT 😂 😂
5:48 Glad is not just me then 😄
Yep, they hide round corners waiting till were in the shop then they move into position 🙄
Yehaaaaaa. Be Careful on those roads
YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaa John. Thank you.
A crancky oll man ? Living in a big city. Seems to work out just fine 😂
I didn’t know Harry Hill rode a motorcycle
Bet the lady in the blue car didn't shoulder look before ooening the car door😊
If you look closely she was actually angry with me. She has a point though, I foolishly went out that day without first checking if it was my turn to use the road. I was so entitled 🥺
It's funny cyclists moan if they don't have 30 square feet of no traffic yet they are very happy to go through red lights and get so close to people crossing they could take their pulse 🤣
They really do, blooming cyclists 😂
Cyclists and those scooter drivers are MENTAL in Central London. I turn into a much less considerate rider when surrounded by vast swarms of those imbeciles 😅
That was Jason Bradbury from channel5's the gadget show who fell off that scooter thing, I think!
I wonder (he is supposed to live in Newquay), he seemed a bit of a clown on that show. I stopped watching it went on and on and on and on and on and on and on about what prizes could be won in a competition.
Oh and I also thought the shown went on about the competition a lot 😵
looking on his instgram, it i think is, he has the same glasses
It’s crazy the amount of people think rules don’t apply to them
that thumbnail 😂😂
That was a crikey video alright. I'm surprised you're still in one piece Toasty. Stay safe out there mate.👍
Thanks Phil. I've had a lot of accidents, so I'm getting the hang of getting knocked off 😂
1:11. Wasn't he in Mad Max? Be careful. 😳🤔😁
In his mind he still is 🤣
No bus cannyon beansy 😂
Yes sorry, they are limited to Wrongfink vids in case people get fed up with them.
You'll be needing a new horn soon 😅
GoFund me time 😂
You could park in a 500 space car park with 14 cars parked and some bugga WILL park next to you 🤣
Yes, they belong to some kind of parking cult.
Its so odd that in a city with so much traffic there's a huge amount of road users that couldn't care less about any rules. Also the guy at the end is the same guy that choses the urinal next to you.
OH dear IC YT didn't like my reply to you and have deleted it. Pity as Shakespeare never wrote anything so good. YT are dream squashers 🥺
It's a shame pushbikes don't come with a registration. Then you could do a cycling mikey bit but call it biking beanie.
Nah mate, brought up not to snitch 😂
Serious question.....how do you stay so light hearted with life and riding in London, a few weeks and I'm ready to go mega road rage mode 😅
I do kick off but only about once a week. The ones that put their hand up after pulling out are instantly forgiven as we all make mistakes.
isnt that first guy Jason Bradbury?
You need eyes in the back of your head beans it's a a rum do out there keep safe mate
Thanks Boris, I luv that expression 'rum do' it's not used enough 👍
In Poland the minor road has priority. I think people who learnt to drive on the right should have to do another test.
Blimey, are there any statistics on how my cyclist are killed in London each year due to their own neglect and stupidity. Last time I seen so may lights, I was in Blackpool lol. Another good one Toastie. 👍
Thank you. With the traffic often now at a standstill I don't see so many crashes as I used too.
Crikey !
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How do cyclists get away with it? Is it safer thank we think for them to go against red lights? Or is it drivers of bigger vehicles having to take more notice of the world around them seeing them? Is it because you can stop a cycle pretty quickly? I see videos on YT where cyclists are taken no notice of what is going on around them whilst expecting drivers to be aware, and them still getting away with it. I am just amazed.
It's the standard MO. They turn a blind eye to cyclists and let them anger a section of the community who grow louder in calling for them to be regulated, tagged monitored all for safety and the public are demanding it, even though there are existing laws.
Stop Oil could also have been controlled with existing laws, but they were the useful idiots. Stop Oil got the public demand extra laws to restrict their own freedoms.
It's a great game.
If Genghis Khan made cyclists, have number plates he could pave the streets of London in gold, with the amount of fines from red light abuse.
The cyclists seem to be the 'golden child' , but only for now 😂
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Hi Doozer 👍
typical cyclists and L plate food delivery scooters
I find the food delivery guys slightly worse as they're not as skilled as they think they are.