Major gettin down

Hello my name is Major, I am a military macaw. When I was 12 my humans had to move away. The guy they gave me to was a real jerk. I didn't tolerate that, and people around figured it out that I needed somewhere to go. Thank goodness I got out of there and lived with this nice lady. We lived together for a year then she heard about my intolerance to that guys behavior, after he had given me to her, and she was a little scared by my beak after that. She found these people to come and visit me. THE LADY LOOKED JUST LIKE MY OLD MOM!!!!! The guy was really short, curly hair, fuzzy feet, kinda looked like one of them hobbit dudes. I stepped up onto the lady and even onto the short guy, my roommate was pretty excited that I stepped up onto both of them without anyone needing stitches. They pulled my cage apart and took me away from the kind but scared ladies house and I went with my old mom's doppelganger! I've been here at spr and the short guys shown me that men aren't really all that bad. I think he gives pretty good scratches actually :) my new mom is wonderful and has shown me that towels and kennels are kinda lots of fun to play with :) they also gave me this elmo doll who sings to me and talks to me. I feed him and show him how much I love him I just get so excited just even thinking about him gets me revved