You need to watch the full video, that what Q said after this. "Because I think hopefully that fish went to heaven, because the fish only served you know only did that for me so, hopefully the fish went to heaven so if I go to the hell, it's a bit upset because I'll never see the fish again." "I know it's sin, but how do we know the fish didn't enjoy it. How do we know it wasn't sick of being a fish that would swim around in the ocean following its other fish, how do we know I didn't save it's life and gave it a purpose, and how do we know it didn't die in peace?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I managed to keep my face straight for almost the entire story but completely lost it towards the end when he said “I’ll never forgot the feeling of it dying on my d**k” and when he had to reconfirm that she was still listening 😂
I lost it when he described how the fish was shaking and dying in his trousers. Idk if I lost my sanity, my hope for human kind or will to not laugh. Probably all three tbh
This guy was a fish in another life. He had a fish lover , they were happy , untill one day they got caught by a man and a boy. The fish instantly felt a connection with the boy. The rest is history.
I wonder if people out there understand the sheer bravery it took to come forward with this statement and the masses sitting at home feeling the same way but refuse to speak up. The animosity we have to face on a daily basis even in our own family as he so valiantly shared. Deep in my heart I know for sure, there is a better place in existence - a place where the fish and this outstandingly courageous young gentleman are reunited. #fishrightsarehumanrights
Yes my friend. It’s so sad to see the man being separated from his true self because of the so called standard moral of society. The feeling he’s been holding all these years,.. it’s just too unjust to deny or ban such pure and bright love. I believe all people are created equal and have an equal right to express themselves as who they are. I support the fish and human companion. #fishrightsarehumanright
I know that sometime things can be hard for our life, but goddamn let the fishes live their life. Like don’t make the fish suffer plz, let them live plz
This man is really strong for actually getting himself in such a vulnerable position and what he gets is a twitch chat making fun of him.. Like, obviously, it's a bit funny but it's obviously a big thing to him that also has a huge impact on his relationship with his dad and his sexuality and he deserves a therapist or a friend or whatever to talk to about this - actually offering actual help.
I can't believe you're taking it seriously, this is definitely a joke, like a copy pasta. Maybe at one point someone has done something like this but it definitely wasn't the dude "confessing".
There was an entire new feeling in my mind after hearing that story. I think it was disgust(self -explanatory), sadness(because he really did sound sad) and just overall being overwhelmed. Holy shit.
I can’t tell if this is real or fake, if it’s fake he did an amazing job.
if its real, then the fish did am amazing job
@@lal6005 💀💀😭
It's a copypasta
@@lal6005 ua-cam.com/video/CZDGbbexysU/v-deo.html
"I don't even like fish food that much. I prefer steaks medium-rare."
I can't believe this guy said all of this without cracking up
That means it's a true story
He's brilliant.
Dude still sounds emotional talking about that fish-
Which really worries me
+++++
It's like The Deep confessing his first sex escapade... with a fish.
he prefers octopussy
The Boys
I was about to say that
Ambrosia's friend
Cares more about fish than his job
This guy took "Fish are friends not food" to a whole new level 😂
而是砲友友
Friends with benefits😵💫
@@user-nh4ss7it8t lol
fish with benefits?🙃
@@user-nh4ss7it8t 是炮
Somebody tell this dude there's plenty of fish in the sea
But don't forget that fish was his first love. 🤣 🤣
nobody tell him that, nobody tell him that
No don't please don't
Do you like fish stick?
You need to watch the full video, that what Q said after this.
"Because I think hopefully that fish went to heaven, because the fish only served you know only did that for me so, hopefully the fish went to heaven so if I go to the hell, it's a bit upset because I'll never see the fish again."
"I know it's sin, but how do we know the fish didn't enjoy it. How do we know it wasn't sick of being a fish that would swim around in the ocean following its other fish, how do we know I didn't save it's life and gave it a purpose, and how do we know it didn't die in peace?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At least he likes his steak medium rare
Thank you, it cleared my soul XD
but dat steak seems to be juicyy isn't it 😈
Yes. 🤣
I like sushi.
Well he isn't a total monster.
I could’ve gone through my life without listening to this story
It was your fate to listen to this story
I was expecting a clickbait...it’s not, for once it’s not 🌚 why this one out of all videos
Hah! I actually pressed pause at 0:18 and reading the comments i dont regret it
Everything happens for a reason 😍 next time you're eating fish, think about this
@@BigBodyBiggolo
I want what u have
I managed to keep my face straight for almost the entire story but completely lost it towards the end when he said “I’ll never forgot the feeling of it dying on my d**k” and when he had to reconfirm that she was still listening 😂
They are amazing
......I don't think I bought the right copy of Finding Nemo
This might be the TRUE copy:))
Nah it just The Bad Ending of Finding Nemo: Deleted Footage.
💀
Lol
Yeah you got Grinding Nemo
At this point, the quote "there's a plenty of fish on the sea" has a double meaning now
Bruh
1:54 shoutout to twitch user SmexyFish for saying "I AM NOT SAFE HERE"
😭😭😭
I lost it when he described how the fish was shaking and dying in his trousers. Idk if I lost my sanity, my hope for human kind or will to not laugh. Probably all three tbh
good job algorithm, now I can't sleep peacefully
hi từ fb =))
@@qjyasuo5022 bạn từ vina cursed images hay từ đâu ạ ?
Ghiền lắmn
*without the fish
Mình từ RVN nha
she did a great job holding it
such facial expressions =)))
:))
That's a woman is it?
@@karamelapple8007 yes
@@karamelapple8007 Im reacting like that Jon Bernthal crying meme
This was a wave of emotions, I firstly took it with a straight face, chuckled a little, then lost it. I am now crying in the corner afterwards.
It's been 5 minutes after I listened and I'm still laughing.
Do you ever think in real confessions the priest just eventually says, “Dude, what the fuck?”
well the priest most probably raped a little boy before, so...dont think so
I hope so shits funny
she looks like she's praying through the whole story XD
I am from Vietnam and the story of this fish has spread and it is an obsession for us
same
Damn
Hi guys
Cười ẻ 😂
yo
This guy was a fish in another life. He had a fish lover , they were happy , untill one day they got caught by a man and a boy. The fish instantly felt a connection with the boy. The rest is history.
I love a good wholesome story
Same 🥰 I sent this to my grandma
I wonder if people out there understand the sheer bravery it took to come forward with this statement and the masses sitting at home feeling the same way but refuse to speak up. The animosity we have to face on a daily basis even in our own family as he so valiantly shared. Deep in my heart I know for sure, there is a better place in existence - a place where the fish and this outstandingly courageous young gentleman are reunited.
#fishrightsarehumanrights
Hmm
Yes my friend. It’s so sad to see the man being separated from his true self because of the so called standard moral of society. The feeling he’s been holding all these years,.. it’s just too unjust to deny or ban such pure and bright love. I believe all people are created equal and have an equal right to express themselves as who they are. I support the fish and human companion.
#fishrightsarehumanright
I know that sometime things can be hard for our life, but goddamn let the fishes live their life. Like don’t make the fish suffer plz, let them live plz
@@Loudshark_ nah bro that fish got me actin some kinda way
dear God do I hope this is a troll
Now THIS.... this is quality content. I was dying trying not to laugh on break at work.
"You're not a fish - how do you know what fish enjoy?"
--- Hui Shi, Famous ancient Chinese philosopher
well, that's Zhuangzi who said that
@@user-mv8bw6ig3g nah ug I looked it up, Zhuangzi is the butterfly guy
@@jiansong3077 Oh, I mess it up, thanks for telling me.
and the meme make me cannot stop laughing while see that line again. 😂
@@user-mv8bw6ig3g makes you wonder how wild our ancestors can get am I right?
@@jiansong3077 They aren't that weird, but this accident makes it seem different if you see this video.
我被这个故事深深的震撼了
震撼三觀
好奇怪喔，我覺得還好....
好怪...再看一遍
就像這位兄弟的小兄弟被那個魚給震撼一樣？
哈哈，我記得好久以前有在報紙上看到一個新聞。一個男孩的丁丁被魚咬住拔不出來，於是他就想拿菜刀把魚頭砍下來，結果把自己丁丁也砍到了
look like she is the most patient person that still try to hear that story:)
Này là vid của cổ luôn mà bạn :))
@@chauphamnguyenbao3558 cổ quá đào lên thành trend:)))
Man takes the statement "if there's a hole there's a way" differently
If there’s a hole there’s a goal
This man is really strong for actually getting himself in such a vulnerable position and what he gets is a twitch chat making fun of him.. Like, obviously, it's a bit funny but it's obviously a big thing to him that also has a huge impact on his relationship with his dad and his sexuality and he deserves a therapist or a friend or whatever to talk to about this - actually offering actual help.
its a joke dumbass, nerd🤓
I can't believe you're taking it seriously, this is definitely a joke, like a copy pasta. Maybe at one point someone has done something like this but it definitely wasn't the dude "confessing".
its fake dude
It's a sad world. We don't know if anything is ironic or not.
@neko cracker An attitude like yours is the reason for people to become mentally ill
From time to time I relisten to this fucking gem of a story, 10/10 will listen again in a few months.
I just appreciate how smooth his voice is :3
how tf does that matter in this scenario?
I don’t know how bro wasn’t cracking up while telling his story lol
@@Thunderguy229 probably cause he’s traumatised
all thanks to the fish
@@KittyPikaChu bro you are bound to be removed from the gene pool if you’re traumatized from jacking off with a fish 💀
the nun did a good job holding it together because i would have laughed somewhere in the middle of of it
Everyone from Taiwan, you are here not because this video pops up on your recommended video...
let's admit it, YOU SEARCHED FOR IT.
ＹＥＳ.
She looks like she doesnt know whether she wants to laugh, cry or just quit.
Wow you are actually good at keeping calm after hearing such a...
Nah i’m sure niki would think she would spare that Q guy but Jesus won’t
Lmao this change " keep your fish in your pants " to a whole new meaning
There was an entire new feeling in my mind after hearing that story. I think it was disgust(self -explanatory), sadness(because he really did sound sad) and just overall being overwhelmed. Holy shit.
there is an old Chinese saying by Zhuang tze: "you are not fish, how do you know if the fish was not happy?"
子非鱼，安知鱼之乐--《庄子》
Imagine being reincarnated into that fish
Oh hell no
Finding nemo: totally another story
Real finding nemo:
I don't think there's enough forgiveness in God's heart for this man
I don't agree. He's confessed it so God will forgive him. But I doubt the fish ever will.
@@c.a.marsupial.1282 it's bestiality he's not being forgiven its a major sin lol
@@lastword9047 it's a made up story.
@@c.a.marsupial.1282 obviously
@@lastword9047 ok, your joking, my mistake. Keep well.
You know Niki, congrats in maintaining the composture. Plus now you might think of all the things priests have to hear on a confissionary...
This dude is a legend 😂😂
He said the word fish so many times that it doesn't have a meaning anymore
1:54 That "SmexyFish" guy in the chat took this vid to a new level.
What the hell?!
This guy had a mini fridge in his room growing up?
EXACTLY! BOURGEOISIE FISHFUCKING BULLSHIT
Damn, must be stressful when hearing those confessions.
Sister clearly holding her laugh so hard!
him saying "hello?" at the end broke me, I finally broke
He’s definitely pulling her leg, but it is a funny story.
You wanna put money on that though?
Here's Taiwan.
This has been a great meme recently
Thank you and thanks this fish boy 🐟
（我是台灣人，這已經變成我們的迷因了，謝謝妳和這位魚兄）
@台灣民國球 用魚?..
This is by far the most oddly specific and completely random fucking thing my ears have ever been cursed to hear.
That "hello?" At the end really completed this clip i feel
the fact that this video was uploaded on my birthday makes me wanna cry
"There's no fish related stuff, nothing."
Sir, may I introduce you to the world of Zora r34?
I would like to imagine him going directly to a church after this and confessing the same thing, the same way to the priest
Bruh, the look of uncertainty and terror on her face, occasionally twisting into confused laughter then disgust and pity
This did psychic damage to me.
A video full of quality. Wish you success in the future
This is the consequence of giving your kid a mini fridge
It's a terrible day to have the ability to hear.
‘It’s not my fish. My friend gave it to me.’ 🤣🤣
That little ”Hello” at the end💀
From scary to this. What a revolution!
10/10 confession
THE FUCKING HELLO AT THE END.
Your try not to laugh skills are amazing
Sometimes I wish God would take away my ability to hear
you... 😂 made my day
me too bro.
That "Hello?" at the end was just perfect🤣
That "Hello?" at the end.. Legit! 100%
What a confession.
this felt like it lasted 4 hours
Man could not resist the fussy.
...O-kay thats enough internet for today.
Her face duringn the story its pure gold
Such a good fish,he was fall in love with it until his dad knew=((((
When the 4chan hermit who's been gone for years finally reappear.
This is giving me major 'Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life' vibes
This is one of these "too weird to not be true stories"
normal confession: i read r34 of jesus
That one guy: I came on my.... Friends dog
The final word "Hello" just another level of humour, hahaha, lmfao...XD
tthe "Hello?" to make sure you were still there felt so pitiful :( Lmfao
If you look carefully, her lips when she try to holding the laugh, had becoming more like fish lips
This felt way longer than 3 minutes.
She looks like she’s ready to cry
The hello at the end killed me xD
The Deep: Origins
Having the first time be like:
Girlfriend: What was the best feeling you´ve had In your live?
Friend: a fish
1 Like = 1 Fish
I can't believe The Deep from The Boys is a real person!
😂😂😂
That fish is going places
The afterlife
rest in peace Fish
Imagine having a kid and it becomes this.
The things people will just freely admit to online...
This fish got violated 😭
She should of said well there’s still plenty of fish in the sea 😂
this is what the quiet kid thinks all the time in class
Even batman couldn't get this info out of me
at least he took responsibility, what a great man
If he actually confessed something like in am actual church, the priest would probably leave it all behind and go live up in a mountain.
And thats where monks come from
I wish i was deaf after listening to this story 🥲
someone call Fish Hansen, that poor innocent baby fish.
Not even batman would get this information out of me