Brilliant quotes from Mark Twain. The best quotes and aphorisms.
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- Опубліковано 30 жов 2021
- Mark Twain was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. He was lauded as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced," and William Faulkner called him "the father of American literature". His novels include The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter of which has often been called the "Great American Novel".
This collection of the greatest Mark Twain quotes include more lessons on life, death, and everything in between that you’ll need to live a full life.
2:08 My favourite
“Never tell the truth to those who are not worthy of it.”
My favourite quote
“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” - my favorite one
I don't remember anything :)
you have to remember the truth b/c that can be forgotten as well
I forgot the truth (am I old?)
Very well quote
what a brilliant mind.. being old now I can truly appreciate his wisdom, thought and humour, a true thinker... cheers for that from Oz.
Love the quotes you send. It is an education for life. How great these wise men were
7:32 "Never argue with stupid people, they will bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
From some of these quotes, you can tell this man had a great sense of humor
Sagittarius!
Never tell the truth to people who lie
I am hooked on listening to Great Quotes. Thank you..... I think.....?
The humor in this is incredible
"When you find yourself on the side of the majority, its time to pause and reflect".
I couldn't understand this message anymore than I do now
The funniest I find of these quote is : “ if you have a clear conscience it’s a clear sign of a bad memory “ hahaha
"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."
All the wisest men of all time have said the same thing some way or another. Truth is power and mercy the most precious thing that is your's to give away. Never give either away to those unworthy.
“Don’t mix with fools lest you become one”.
Good quotes read by robots are worst than bad quotes read by humans
Athe more I learn about people the more I like my dog
“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.” - Mark Twain
One of my faves.
“I’ve never let my schooling interfere with my education”
“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it”
Best advice I’ve ever got in my life...
Some of the best quotes hands down, very intelligent man
I also like Will Rogers. "What people know that ain't so." Like Mark Twain, they would go on talking tours. People would pay admission to hear them speak.
I always tell my enemies the truth but I make sure they hate me first so they don't believe me 🤣
Brilliant quotes by Mark Twain 👏
Wonderful lifetime quotes to remember
Amen
Never tell the truth to people who lie or are ignorant
"Whenever you are on the side of the mejority , it is time to Pause and think" - "Never tell the truth to people Who are not worthy of it" - Mark Twain. Because It boils down to his Next quote. "Never argue with stupid people, they Will drag you down And beat you with experience. I tried, and tried and this last one is so true, it's pointless.
Don't argue period. It serves no point and you're not going to convince anyone since people hold on to their beliefs, values, and ideas.
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@@True38 or just move so far away there is nobody to argue with
@@tremkoalaska5543 That works as well.
These quote comes with genius mind
NEVER TELL THE TRUTH TO THOSE WHO ARE UNWORTHY OF IT. THANK YOU. HOW BOUT - YOU CANT TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHAT YOU DONT KNOW ??? MERRY XMAS EVERYONE
What a wise man. Thank you
The voice doesn’t pass the Turing test.
Great quotes
"i was educated once - it took me years to get over it" best quote and so true
EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH THE KEN BURNS SERIES HE DID ON MARK TWAIN ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO. ITS EXCELLENT
I like 'if you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.' I started reading Huckleberry Finn for WR 123.
Thanks
Very good thanks for the video!
My Favorite person.
Beautiful 💛
I appreciate you Quotes of the great for sharing these brilliant quotes✨🌊🦉great reminders to apply in my life with a dash of love🌻🦋 priceless.
Keep up the awesome work, thank you!!
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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Mark Twain
Some of these quotes are too funny !
Surprise he didn’t come up with the quote “ Never argue with a fool , onlookers might not be able to tell the difference! “
clever
@@westnblu thanks, that was from the book of Proverbs. Wish I came up with it. Lol
What a mechanical reading of these delicious quotes from an amazing man. The intonation is all wrong. Must be a computer, not a person.
BRILLIANT QUALITY MIND 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑
So very true and divinely put but #Amen so convenient how others forget everything ✌️😶 ✨🕊️✨
Genius!
truth that's all ...amazing M.T.
"God created war so Americans would learn geography." LOL
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6:06
What men desire most is to be envied.
We lucked out on this side of the pond and got our own George Bernard Shaw
Never say never
Its to bad that we missed that time period
We have the best government that credit can buy
One quote he said was use a word 3 times correctly it's yours.
A friend also said that is no one is here to receive you
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain
The narrator's voice inflection shows that he doesn't get what Twain was saying.
Bot ;)
@@ZooxMaze I think they are sounding more real and it fools people!?!??! I guess....
@@MJ-ix7wm Maybe, English is not their first language... :-/
@@ZooxMaze that would make sense my friend. Peace be with you.
Is this vidnami voice over? It sounds ok!
hes brillant
" baseless confidence is merely a cheap arrogance"
- me who stole it from a manhwa.
don't think that you can get that gerry rafferty by me
Don’t tell the truth to people you don’t have too they know everything already .
The secret is to find what is the real truth.
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Like the one that says, God invented War so Americans can learn Geography..
Mammy!!!
“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything„
_Mark Twain
'Some girls are bigger than others.'
The best government money can buy, lol.. and, man was made after a week's work when God was tired, lol my faves..
Twain was a genius, very out
thinking dude
Great quotes, but the robotic voice is distracting and the women's legs behind the quotes is odd as it is curious.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything
PICTURE ME MAKING BILLIONS
Robots rule
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A woman that is pretty , it might be all she has ! " Nobody "
Even Data would have voiced these quotes better.
Foregiveness and shredding heels…
I love the stupid people and telling the truth quote.
I think an actual HUMAN instead of a sterile, emotionless computerized voice-over program...could have captured the wry humour far better. We are still employing actual people...aren't we?
Get the guy who voices Colonel Sanders' cartoon character.
@@d.l.loonabide9981 Foghorn Leghorn
Agreed! And wtvr subliminal is going on in the background? Distracting...
I love Clemens
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@@d.l.loonabide9981 Exactly, Lol
@@d.l.loonabide9981 Exactly, Lol
Yes that's right , when you tell the truth you needn't remember anything , which makes Daniel a really unreliable person? because it's just taken for granted that everybody else is telling the truth too ,
but reality dictates otherwise...
First I day of work
A man walked a thisand miles for a drink of water
A friend told me to look on the mirror and who I see is who I take care of
It's fun to "lie" to someone who is gullible.
I don't like bestsellers everybody reads them
God created war so Americans would learn Geography BRILLIANT
Like me anytime accept all the time..
This would be considerably more appreciable if it wasn't being vocalized by a ROBOT.
Good one bro It should be added to Mark Twains quotes Im sure if he were here in 2021 he would have said that, but the robot would be offended as almost all people are by everything these days - just utterly offended robots
Then the scholars became engineers and went on to great heights of shania-twain. Man, they are womenly.
Africans will offer Shakira and waka-waka eh-eh, this time for Africa.
.ark train road the Mississippi during his career
The wise man will seek out towels of terry in fields of elongated labia
Robots speaking the words of great humans. Yikes.
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I would ask you please to read these great sayings yourself. But the AI voice is painful.
What a pity to have such great quotes and ideas using such a horrible default audio voice over....
Why the garbage synth voice over?
Xx.
If you're going to use a robot voice to narrate... Don't bother !
Who cares what a woman thinks💯✅ I only say not much unless I like her otherwise🤔 don't care💯 I'd say excuse me I'm watching this paint dry💯. And don't slam the door on your way out👍 oh before ugo dishes vacuum. I'm off to the pub💯😂👍 charm I'm like prince charming 🤔 can't understand why I'm single✅I no everyone's an ass hole💯. 🤜🤛 I new it💯
This Ai voice is not doing it
amazing how many people in the comments get there bra straps twisted over the voice, a computer voice and they lose the plot..remarkable in this day and age and while they use their computers to listen..go figure that...