I was stealing a self-help book once when the shop guy saw me and said, "Hey, what do you think you're doing?" I said, "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm helping myself!"
Those tongs, at a party, 2 pieces of cake left, I picked up the bigger piece. The lady next to me said "oooo if it was me I would have taken the smaller piece". I said to her "well you got the bloody thing haven't ya".
That first parking spot joke reminded me of one of our comedians classic jokes. Aussies got their very own Lee Evans, youse got a very similar sense of humour to us English lot. Aint laughed this hard at a foreign comedian before unless it was another brit😂😂😂
@@craigroaring I had a psychologist who straight up told me she didn't want to see me anymore. So now I'm just seeing a GP for meds etc and every time I bring up how I'm so depressed, can't function or work etc, he says to me "so? So am i" "join the club". From my experience, nobody cares and they wonder why people don't open up about their mental health issues.
@@craigroaringi hope everything is ok now. I know it probably doesn't mean much from a stranger though, but I really mean it. You might think I'm fully healthy myself and its easy to say things when nothing is wrong, but I know what its like to feel bad and I don't wish it on anyone. I just know there is always a way for any condition or problem, but sometimes its a journey trying to find it. I wish you all the best my friend.
1:55 what I love about this joke, Carl has one of the thickest Aussie accents, but for the joke, he puts on a fake heavy aussie accent. TR a non aussie audience, they wouldn't hear the subtleties between the two.
Us Brits get this humour because us and Australia are best mates :)) we might make fun of you for being upside down but when no ones looking we adore you :D xx
@@retts75 Now, now... Us Aussies aren't fussy... We'll climb into bed with anything... Even Poms and Kiwis 😜.. Bit incestuous but at least we're keeping it in the family. 😂
NSW accent? He mostly sounds like a typical bogan Aussie, which could come from many parts of Australia. Not just from Longreach or NSW or anywhere in between.
@@ianhinson2829 leave the paranoid mfs alone and scratching their heads. And constantly scrubbing their hands. I don't have nothing against personal hygiene, but hey!.
That's you, there's plenty of other grubs that don't wash their hands that will touch eveyr other roll on their selection process to get their favourite roll. That's why they hope people use the tongs.
every joke that Carl says is a very calculated carefully orchestrated joke, like any brilliant comedian, you set up the response that you want back,,,, & then bowl em over! with the funniest witt. it is the art of fishing among humans. Carl does really good observational comedy & I'm yet to see a crowd he can't break.
Good on your mate. Great To see ya standing for us. Love your jokes. We are Ayou Evans to help ustralia . What more would you be be . But are Australian. Keep up the good work.
Rather ridiculous seating situation, indeed. Poor people pay all that money to sit so close to the stage, only to end up with a sore neck from having to look sideways all night. Or end up being sore down one side of their body, from trying to sit awkwardly all through the show, so that their neck doesn't end up being so strained all the time instead.
Watered down? 🤣 ALL good comedians change their material when they travel overseas, to suit different geographical manners, traits, vocabulary, etc. especially if they want to succeed. It's ridiculous waste of time to go overseas and use words and jokes that will certainly fall short to a foreign audience.
0:58 Literally me and my neighbour do this to each other all the time except we're not like... Washin ya car huh (Because that's dumb) and it's not YOU WANNA do mine after that it's more like Hi mate... Yeah mate, since you're washing your car i'll just pull mine up it'll only take you a sec, I mean... Do your one first of course ..............THANKS MATE it's more like that
Perhaps the next book you should get could be all about not clicking on videos of comedians, celebs, etc, just to slag them off in the comments section, all to make yourself feel better in some sad way.
Well, it's not his fault if he does the same material for different people in different places, and then they all end up uploading their videos of him that just happen to show him saying the same thing to people in Sydney, Melbourne, Montreal, wherever. Most comedians do change their material every time they do a different tour. And then all the uploads happen all over again. But I'm sure you'd still complain, regardless.
Well, it's not his fault if he does the same material for different people in different places, and then they all end up uploading their videos of him that just happen to show him saying the same thing to people in Sydney, Melbourne, Montreal, wherever.
Most comedians do change their material every time they do a different tour. And then all the uploads happen all over again. But I'm sure you'd still complain, regardless. As for Jim Jefferies, please explain exactly HOW he supposedly made it? His attempt to conquer the UK went nowhere. The Jim Jefferies Show in the U.S only went for a bit over 2 years. And now he's ended up back in Australia hosting a lame quiz show on channel 7. Hardly the personification of "making it". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Meanwhile, Carl bought himself a 4.7 million dollar penthouse on Darling Point just a few yrs ago. So he's certainly done well enough for himself, without trying to hang onto America to make himself feel important or worthy in some sad way.
Carl definitely needed to make a set tailored more for foreign audiences. They aren't getting it at all.. but also the jokes he chose and the delivery weren't great for this audience.
I saw him live about 25 years ago, & decided to see him again about 5 years Later. It was the exact same show, word for word, needless to say I was pretty p'd off!
I was stealing a self-help book once when the shop guy saw me and said, "Hey, what do you think you're doing?" I said, "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm helping myself!"
Not even funny
I've got heaps of self help books. I keep buying them. I can't help myself.
I see what u did there... ( fake laugh through my nose)
Ba-Doom-Tish.
That's funnier than Carl Barron's gag.
😂😂
Mmhhmmfff.
Those tongs, at a party, 2 pieces of cake left, I picked up the bigger piece. The lady next to me said "oooo if it was me I would have taken the smaller piece". I said to her "well you got the bloody thing haven't ya".
Well, if she was going to pick it first... I'm explaining the joke aren't I..
Old Benny Hill joke, but a good one!
I was wondering why the crowed was so dead,then I realised they were not Aussies.
Because he was not really funny....Australian slow shitty humor
@@petergaal6489 So why were you watching?
@@evilone6666 to bore myself 🤣
@@petergaal6489
Where you from?
@@petergaal6489 Shut up mate Aussie's have the best wit and humour anywhere in the world, dont tell me you are american
This guys live show Is absolutely brilliant. He took my laughter to a new level.
You think ,,standing on a curb,,helps😏😏
Well that’s a first, I’ve never nearly pissed my pants from someone doing an impression of tongs before
Loved this! Made me feel better with a good laugh. Great 👍
He is the funniest comedian I ever heard
What country are you from?
Exactly. Not funny at all.@@jamesjohnson8316
Carl is so funny Australian humour 🤣
That first parking spot joke reminded me of one of our comedians classic jokes.
Aussies got their very own Lee Evans, youse got a very similar sense of humour to us English lot. Aint laughed this hard at a foreign comedian before unless it was another brit😂😂😂
From personal experience, I can 100% confirm there are such a thing as uncaring psychologists.
When i told a psychologist that i was waiting to die, she responded with "people wait decades to die".
@@craigroaring Wtf? That's really wrong. What a thing to say to someone who's suicidal. Just goes to show they don't care.. it's ridiculous.
@@craigroaring I had a psychologist who straight up told me she didn't want to see me anymore. So now I'm just seeing a GP for meds etc and every time I bring up how I'm so depressed, can't function or work etc, he says to me "so? So am i" "join the club". From my experience, nobody cares and they wonder why people don't open up about their mental health issues.
@@1legend517
I wish you the best of luck in finding happiness. There are people who care.
@@craigroaringi hope everything is ok now. I know it probably doesn't mean much from a stranger though, but I really mean it. You might think I'm fully healthy myself and its easy to say things when nothing is wrong, but I know what its like to feel bad and I don't wish it on anyone. I just know there is always a way for any condition or problem, but sometimes its a journey trying to find it.
I wish you all the best my friend.
1:55 what I love about this joke, Carl has one of the thickest Aussie accents, but for the joke, he puts on a fake heavy aussie accent. TR a non aussie audience, they wouldn't hear the subtleties between the two.
I though he was gonna be actually talking about self help books, but instead I got a good “laugh” out of it :)
Did he died? 👄
Us Brits get this humour because us and Australia are best mates :)) we might make fun of you for being upside down but when no ones looking we adore you :D xx
🍺♥️👍
From NZ, Quit trying to steal our boyfriend
@@retts75 Now, now... Us Aussies aren't fussy... We'll climb into bed with anything... Even Poms and Kiwis 😜.. Bit incestuous but at least we're keeping it in the family. 😂
@jparkerwillis correct
@jparkerwillis looks like mom is trying to be one of those "cool kids" again
Allways saying ; “How does that go again “. Glad I never saw Carl live , can you imagine him on repeat? He is medicine !
The tongs bit omg haha
One of the only comedians I like in Australia 🇦🇺
Greatest talent comedian
Funny man no matter where he's performing 🤣
The tong joke cracked me so bad lol love his NSW accent
Carl's a Queenslaner but I suppose there is some intermingling patching going on, along and either side of the border.
NSW accent?
He mostly sounds like a typical bogan Aussie, which could come from many parts of Australia. Not just from Longreach or NSW or anywhere in between.
Carl is a gift you can accept or fark off and get on with your life.🤣
An Aussie OG this guy says such simple things but it makes so much sense being from Australia xD
🤣😂🤣😂 funny as shit. The beginning laughing out of you're nose. Lol
Love you Carl 👏👏👏
😘
Carl is a legend.. 😊
Love Carl's humour!!!!!
It does sound like British humour! I'm loving the aussie accent
Brilliant 😂
we have a local dentist. 'peaceful dental' haha
I don't think Carl Barron is the problem with people who buy self-help books, I think he's making them laugh.
Yes! Love it! 🤣🤣🤣
Thing that gets me about the tongs is when I choose a bread roll I only pick up/ touch the one's I am buying.
Ha ha. True. The problem is they don't *trust you* not to touch any other ones.
@@ianhinson2829 leave the paranoid mfs alone and scratching their heads. And constantly scrubbing their hands. I don't have nothing against personal hygiene, but hey!.
That's you, there's plenty of other grubs that don't wash their hands that will touch eveyr other roll on their selection process to get their favourite roll. That's why they hope people use the tongs.
@@robsstreaming1246 That's true. Tongs are good.
Are you a man? Maybe 1/20 men wash their hands in the toilet. Tongs are good
Tough crowd. His wit and and talent is lost on them.
Funny how his first joke is about fake laughter...the audio is full of it!
every joke that Carl says is a very calculated carefully orchestrated joke, like any brilliant comedian, you set up the response that you want back,,,, & then bowl em over! with the funniest witt. it is the art of fishing among humans. Carl does really good observational comedy & I'm yet to see a crowd he can't break.
Good on your mate. Great To see ya standing for us. Love your jokes. We are Ayou Evans to help ustralia . What more would you be be . But are Australian. Keep up the good work.
😊 love Carl 🤣🤣
Me too. Not sure what I am looking for.
Next time go to a venue where people are not asleep carl. Efn hillarious it was
I've been subject to quite a few uncaring psychologists. Yep.
“Can I see the notes”
It’s pictures of penises.
“Do I get my money back?”
Why is the audience facing away from the stage?
Filmed in Australia. The toilets flush anti clockwise too. It's crazy.
@@djtutty76 Filmed in Montreal, Canada - You can see the sign on the stage at the beginning. ;)
Cruisin' along no sense of humour?
@@djtutty76 Put it down to my German father and Russian mother.
Rather ridiculous seating situation, indeed.
Poor people pay all that money to sit so close to the stage, only to end up with a sore neck from having to look sideways all night. Or end up being sore down one side of their body, from trying to sit awkwardly all through the show, so that their neck doesn't end up being so strained all the time instead.
Very different CB routine done OS; surprised he watered down his set so much
Watered down? 🤣
ALL good comedians change their material when they travel overseas, to suit different geographical manners, traits, vocabulary, etc.
especially if they want to succeed.
It's ridiculous waste of time to go overseas and use words and jokes that will certainly fall short to a foreign audience.
Title is about people who buy self help books, *proceeds on a **4:30** video with 10 seconds of self help book jokes* 😂
Well, I don't think Carl had any say in the title of this video.
@@mebeme007 didn't say he did, the channel that shared this video are to blame for a completely false title
He's not usually this tame
He's trying to appeal to a foreign audience for the first time.
Nothing wrong with that. All comedians are the same.
Yes, good stuff. 😂
Try the king brown bite, now that’s a hoot!
Try having a brown snake in your backyard that comes to say hello from striking range without warning.
0:58 Literally me and my neighbour do this to each other all the time except we're not like...
Washin ya car huh (Because that's dumb)
and it's not
YOU WANNA do mine after that
it's more like
Hi mate...
Yeah mate, since you're washing your car i'll just pull mine up
it'll only take you a sec, I mean... Do your one first of course
..............THANKS MATE
it's more like that
Did he tell the sicky smoker joke twice? Or am I in a loop? Love you Carl.
how is there 48 thumbs dumb for this vid. guess they only laughed fake style through their nose.
Hmmmph 👃
A bunch of losers who get their kicks hating on everything all their lives.
I have those tongs. Cracked me up.
Laughing is the best self help book
Champion. He knows how to tease me. I want him to treat me like Charlue Sheen.
Carl Barron is top notch but its getting harder for comedians today because its all becoming politically correct and too offensive.
Billy Connolly doesn’t give a rats for PC.
@@helenmaurovic2041 haven't seen much of that bloke so I myself can't say. I've heard he is pretty funny.
@@jakedoyle8934 he’s frikken hilarious. I tell ya, when I want a real laugh Billy’s the boy and Carl.
Steve hughes has a thing or two to say on PC culture. His stand up is hilarious!
@@so-b-itcustoms908 they sure are man. I have a S&m black bike
I didn't even nose-laugh. I just arse-laughed instead.
Haha!
Canada got exactly what he was saying. Funny is funny.
Dayem. Tough crowd..... seemed more like a funeral than a comedy gig.
Love ittt
Carl is to Australians what Ricky Gervais is to the British.
Indeed
No way.
Ricky Gervais' comedy can be far more crude and blunt than Carl's material ever has been.
bullshit take that back you got no idea what you're talking about. it's like comparing apples and oranges
@ wow, someone takes internet comment sections seriously
Good
He is lovely
That's a funny one tongs
Carl is an outstanding comedian. By that I mean ill be standing outside while he performs.
Jokes aside, easily the greatest comedian from Aus. In my top 10 world wide
🤣
@causinstatic
However, you will click on his videos just to type out a comment to slag him off.
What a joke.
He really called out that guy :D
Soooo gud
tongs joke was deadly funny
I have dozens of self help books, I could easily be a better man, if only I could read.
Teach yourself to read
It'd be funny if you didn't have to actually type out that joke and post it.
First time I’ve seen Carl bomb
Not being aussies hasn't helped I dont think, but certainly not his norm best
Bomb?
I guess when they showed the actual audience laughing, you were too busy picking your nose or something else.
I was honestly expecting a George Carlin knock-off.
Brine.
Carlin was a miserable old drunk hippy.
This guy is actually good
My last self help book said to stop watching Carl Barron
Perhaps the next book you should get could be all about not clicking on videos of comedians, celebs, etc, just to slag them off in the comments section, all to make yourself feel better in some sad way.
@@mebeme007 you sound pretty sad. Is everything ok?
@@pastorofmuppets8834
How ironic.
@@mebeme007 ok then. Perhaps the next book you should get could be all about how to be happier and see the funny side of things.
@@pastorofmuppets8834
Nothing wrong with my sense of humour, dear.
After all, the irony that continues to come from you, is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼🥳
From Saint Kilda to Kings Cross
I would watch ADDS. if you did them.. 😊
Best comment ever!
Tough crowd
👍
the Aussie George Carlin !!!!
ok
Carl was ok once but I haven't heard any new material for ages , every time on tv or youtube it's stuff I've heard before .
Then stop watching it ya d'head
Well, it's not his fault if he does the same material for different people in different places, and then they all end up uploading their videos of him that just happen to show him saying the same thing to people in Sydney, Melbourne, Montreal, wherever.
Most comedians do change their material every time they do a different tour.
And then all the uploads happen all over again.
But I'm sure you'd still complain, regardless.
help yourself to the self help books
its called self-honesty...he complains of running-out of jokes, when its observational-humour...dahhh...!
Why clap your hands if something is funny, wouldn't a laugh be better.
I guess you've never clapped and laughed at anything at the same time.
This guy does not age
He still has his childhood haircut
Definitely assie humour...! It would have been a hard gig...👍 must be the cold weather.. maybe a moose joke... mite of got a laugh,!
noice
carl needs to write new material he been telling same jokes for yrs
News flash, comedians don’t do a new set every single show... and they recycle old bits when they go to a different country
@@dylanzrim3635 recycling jokes for 15 yrs lmao this is why Jim Jefferies made it and he didnt
Well, it's not his fault if he does the same material for different people in different places, and then they all end up uploading their videos of him that just happen to show him saying the same thing to people in Sydney, Melbourne, Montreal, wherever.
Most comedians do change their material every time they do a different tour.
And then all the uploads happen all over again.
But I'm sure you'd still complain, regardless.
As for Jim Jefferies, please explain exactly HOW he supposedly made it?
His attempt to conquer the UK went nowhere.
The Jim Jefferies Show in the U.S only went for a bit over 2 years.
And now he's ended up back in Australia hosting a lame quiz show on channel 7.
Hardly the personification of "making it". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Meanwhile, Carl bought himself a 4.7 million dollar penthouse on Darling Point just a few yrs ago.
So he's certainly done well enough for himself, without trying to hang onto America to make himself feel important or worthy in some sad way.
2021 comedy blows
Hot guy.
Carl definitely needed to make a set tailored more for foreign audiences. They aren't getting it at all.. but also the jokes he chose and the delivery weren't great for this audience.
🧚🏻♂️❣️🌌😆✌️
Akamyl
Rodney Rude i remember from the 80s/90s .. what dafuq happened to him??
He finally got his bike and ride off into the sunset
Hulk ok na Matt a tart hey 👋
Why r they not laughing? Tough on a comedian .
F telstra
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@Christopher Wallbank Its not easy getting a 69 mate
asdf
Jeepers, Carls looking old n tired here. Looks like an extra on the set of the Addams Family!!
Is that your attempt at humour?Try again ya parrott!!!
I saw him live about 25 years ago, & decided to see him again about 5 years Later. It was the exact same show, word for word, needless to say I was pretty p'd off!
Wtf is this accent!
Queensland
Australian
His a aussie
Australian
Yobbo
Where is our biggest threat coming from if we keep our boats at home, CHINA???????