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Ritz Cribz: Stephen Tours The Ritz-Carlton's Infamous Presidential Suite

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  • Опубліковано 31 лип 2024
  • Stephen files this report from the notorious Moscow hotel room that played host to world figures like Barack Obama and Donald Trump.
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  • @Laurabeck329
    @Laurabeck329 7 років тому +323

    That closet could hold about 25% of John Batiste's suits.

    • @visceratrocar
      @visceratrocar 7 років тому +58

      Mihovil Beck I'd say 10%. And that's being generous.

  • @socrappyicoulddie
    @socrappyicoulddie 7 років тому +264

    This segment is going to be GOLDEN.

  • @medilyesoudhini7411
    @medilyesoudhini7411 7 років тому +683

    omg they included a telescope in case you want to return the favor hahahahaha I'm dying here 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PlaneBoy2520
      @PlaneBoy2520 7 років тому +3

      Best comment ever

    • @darthplagueisthewise331
      @darthplagueisthewise331 7 років тому +50

      I kinda feel sad for all the children whose parents or grandparents are still Trump supporters. Can't we call child protective services to rescue them from the culture of stupidity in their homes?

    • @irfansyarafi800
      @irfansyarafi800 7 років тому +1

      Med Ilyes Oudhini what?? I dont get it 😞

    • @medilyesoudhini7411
      @medilyesoudhini7411 7 років тому

      +asfan Gman they're spying on him 😂

    • @gs7828
      @gs7828 7 років тому +1

      Andrew Bauer Didn't you watch the video?

  • @REBELLOGIC
    @REBELLOGIC 7 років тому +118

    Lolll the tie in the closet 😂😁

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 7 років тому +3

      Ema Star I think the audience didn't get the reference

    • @thomasf.9717
      @thomasf.9717 7 років тому +1

      i didn't get it either. Could you explain?

    • @wkandle
      @wkandle 7 років тому +16

      Ema Star and taco bowl on the chair😂

    • @wkandle
      @wkandle 7 років тому +12

      Thomas F. Trump is known for his wayyy too long ties

    • @_Amor_Fati
      @_Amor_Fati 2 роки тому

      Yaaas! There we go!
      Lovely added touch, eh?
      @1:33 rando tie left behind.

  • @Qocaine
    @Qocaine 7 років тому +81

    "Powder room. Ritz Carlton prefers you use those."

    • @HollowMist11
      @HollowMist11 7 років тому +6

      Oh! So THAT'S what he meant. XD

    • @LaurenOrion
      @LaurenOrion 6 років тому

      That took me a while hahaha

  • @v.leewalker8640
    @v.leewalker8640 7 років тому +76

    looking forward to your show tonight!
    you forgot to wear your hazmat suit!

  • @gabriellayang4321
    @gabriellayang4321 7 років тому +174

    Did Stephen just come out of the closet?!

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 7 років тому +1

      No!!! He belongs to our straight camp. BTFO.

    • @bryancolley7044
      @bryancolley7044 7 років тому +9

      and into the sauna!

  • @trinalps
    @trinalps 7 років тому +38

    its awkward to hear him talk without laughter in the background

  • @yashiAR
    @yashiAR 7 років тому

    Thanks for the tour Stephen

  • @SkatterBrain
    @SkatterBrain 7 років тому +18

    Oh god is Stephen going to start daily vlogging?

  • @thehulk372
    @thehulk372 7 років тому

    This is great!!

  • @bosoerjadi2838
    @bosoerjadi2838 7 років тому

    "..the founder ofthe Ritz Carlton.. That's Buddy Ritz and his.. ahm..Puck, Carl.." Leave it to Colbert to make me grin.

  • @gabriellayang4321
    @gabriellayang4321 7 років тому +16

    A vase that's depicting the allegations.... Well, Trump had to get the idea from somewhere.

  • @enricod.9372
    @enricod.9372 7 років тому

    When he pulled out the red tie i lost my shit ahahahah.

  • @m.a9981
    @m.a9981 7 років тому

    I like how the "RITZ CRIPZ" banner was in a very particular shade of yellow. Nice touch!

  • @where_next_
    @where_next_ Рік тому

    This is great❤‍🔥

  • @sheridan7475
    @sheridan7475 7 років тому +3

    You ARE one of the most powerful men, Stephen! ✌️😆

  • @retnavybrat
    @retnavybrat 7 років тому

    I love that view!

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 7 років тому +2

    Going into the sauna in a suit?! Are you mad Stephen?!

  • @papaofthejohns5882
    @papaofthejohns5882 7 років тому +3

    Why the re-upload?

  • @beatrizmoreno9205
    @beatrizmoreno9205 7 років тому

    "Come on Vlad, put on a shirt." hahaha

  • @wkandle
    @wkandle 7 років тому

    He found a taco bowl and a huge tie lmao

  • @joshsimmons9343
    @joshsimmons9343 7 років тому

    Am I the only one who got an entire MTV Cribs vibe😂😂😂

  • @catladymb1864
    @catladymb1864 7 років тому +1

    I hope you brought your own sheets, you are a brave man!!
    Just a suggestion, lay down plastic first.
    And I hope you brought one of those black light flashlights to check things before you sit down.

  • @DivyaGangadar
    @DivyaGangadar 7 років тому +1

    not able to handle the ingenious humour!

  • @RycoreXIII
    @RycoreXIII 7 років тому

    GOLDEN SHOWERS!!!

  • @tristanlau1213
    @tristanlau1213 7 років тому +1

    0:50 Hot Karl 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mikesavad
    @mikesavad 7 років тому

    did you do a bug and camera sweep?

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 7 років тому

    The place looks very, very luxurious; where's your hazmat suit?

  • @badlilbrawd0602
    @badlilbrawd0602 7 років тому +11

    even in my 30s when I hear kremlin I think Kermit lol

    • @TheCrabNebula1
      @TheCrabNebula1 7 років тому

      YOU FOOL, NOW I'M AFFECTED!

    • @Strausburg
      @Strausburg 7 років тому

      For some reason my brain jumps to Klingon

  • @afdosctmq
    @afdosctmq 7 років тому +41

    reupload?

  • @mmggbb4460
    @mmggbb4460 7 років тому +1

    I hope he knows about the surveillance equipment in there

  • @TocTeplv
    @TocTeplv 7 років тому

    "Nothing , but a gas station"

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 років тому +5

    Not enough purell in the world.

  • @normantrombon
    @normantrombon 7 років тому

    Buddy Ritz!

  • @sfisabbt
    @sfisabbt 7 років тому

    "This is a beautiful master bath." Wait, what?

  • @rezblade1565
    @rezblade1565 7 років тому +1

    Somebody investigated if there's cameras 🎥 allegedly

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx 7 років тому +1

    That's a hotel room?! But it's so... big and... ... I need me a more high paying job.

  • @jennatimm7426
    @jennatimm7426 7 років тому +1

    This is bigger than a house

  • @raywei8472
    @raywei8472 7 років тому

    Played this map so much on Rainbow Six Siege, I'm having a massive deja vu

  • @francescaking6187
    @francescaking6187 7 років тому +1

    It's so beautiful.

  • @doctorboot7191
    @doctorboot7191 7 років тому

    sniff that taco bowl!

  • @saberline152
    @saberline152 7 років тому

    use a blacklight hahaha

  • @jestboing
    @jestboing 7 років тому

    Did nobody get that "Hawk Carl" reference?

  • @GrahamTV
    @GrahamTV 7 років тому

    Stephen should be a vlogger

  • @trixypirate6352
    @trixypirate6352 6 років тому

    I love him. So extremely much.

  • @neutralph
    @neutralph 7 років тому

    May be he wears a hazmat suit just for the bedroom!

  • @DatGrA2b
    @DatGrA2b 7 років тому

    holy shit that room is bigger than my house

  • @c0mpu73rguy
    @c0mpu73rguy 7 років тому

    No you didn't rented it. Your TV network probably did. One man couldn't possibly rent this alone, my house must be cheaper than one night here.

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone 7 років тому

    1:32 Cameraman's reflection. :)

  • @fruitoson4227
    @fruitoson4227 7 років тому

    Thats ten time bigger than where I live

  • @ceebee7854
    @ceebee7854 7 років тому

    Looks old and mausoleum-like.

  • @ShawnChang19
    @ShawnChang19 7 років тому

    Anyone know the sound track starting 0:33

  • @lDrownded2
    @lDrownded2 7 років тому

    Forget the tour. Use a black light.

  • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 7 років тому

    Thanks alot, Stephen.
    You just contaminated the crime scene.
    Er, nevermind....when one thinks of *all* the things that had to have happened in that room...maybe it's best not to investigate. Some things you just don't want to know.

  • @biteme9486
    @biteme9486 7 років тому

    I really don't think the piss allegations are real, but that is one sweet ass hotel room

  • @eugene188
    @eugene188 7 років тому

    lol..that overly long red tie.

  • @jozz2248
    @jozz2248 7 років тому +1

    I know the dossier rumors were more about golden showers, but Hawk Karl... sounds awfully like a hot karl. Maybe some research was done on how to win over the steamy side of Cleveland.

  • @carsson123
    @carsson123 7 років тому

    Master bedroom....Ah!

  • @shoomonkey2
    @shoomonkey2 7 років тому

    red tieeeeeeeeee

  • @NoyzBot
    @NoyzBot 7 років тому +2

    I wish my house had that much space and that many rooms lol

  • @alternativespicer
    @alternativespicer 7 років тому +3

    Why was this taken down and reuploaded again?

    • @Joebius1
      @Joebius1 7 років тому +6

      The subliminal messages weren't installed the first time.

    • @pgmiziara
      @pgmiziara 7 років тому +3

      What subliminal messages?

    • @socrappyicoulddie
      @socrappyicoulddie 7 років тому +5

      His team probably uploaded it on the wrong day

    • @redmoon2786
      @redmoon2786 7 років тому

      Possibly when massive amounts of trolls / bots flag a video for inappropriate content - it may get taken down without an investigation. I'm not positive that happened though.

  • @lutobor13
    @lutobor13 7 років тому

    I'm getting a little Conan vibe with this whole trip

  • @dorian4404
    @dorian4404 7 років тому

    I would have brought a UV Light.

  • @andrewklein7997
    @andrewklein7997 6 років тому

    I wonder how many bugs are in there

  • @foolmoose
    @foolmoose 7 років тому

    Anybody else wondering how much it cost to rent?

  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 7 років тому

    If you got to ask how much does it cost a night, you don't got the rubles.

  • @Antifrost
    @Antifrost 7 років тому

    Is this a hotel or a frikkin house?

  • @AshBlossomWorshiper
    @AshBlossomWorshiper 7 років тому

    WANNA FUH ME BAYBEH PULL UP TO THE RITZ CARLTON

  • @visceratrocar
    @visceratrocar 7 років тому

    I hope he tossed that suit.

  • @_TheWerewolf
    @_TheWerewolf 7 років тому +4

    Something something Freemasons something.

  • @ShaneMcKinleyCedt
    @ShaneMcKinleyCedt 7 років тому

    Doesn't seem tat special until you see it's got it's own personal sauna

  • @peiyuanli
    @peiyuanli 7 років тому

    so disappointed. i want to see the famous bed.

  • @lucasl799
    @lucasl799 7 років тому +2

    Is it just me, or did you guys accidently upload this yesterday, took it down, and put it up on the right day?? I swear I saw this yesterday.

  • @clemenza24
    @clemenza24 7 років тому +1

    The bathroom they showed is where Trump gave Putin a blumpkin',he was tossing Vlad's salad afterwords for a little clean up action

  • @sacundim
    @sacundim 7 років тому

    "This clock is so old that minutes weren't invented yet." Yes, I know that this remark was meant as a joke, but: (a) that's actually really a thing, some clocks *are* so old that minutes hadn't been invented yet, (b) this one probably isn't old enough for that, and (c) even after minutes were invented, some clocks were not accurate enough to make it worth the effort of putting in a minutes hand...

  • @papaben5427
    @papaben5427 7 років тому

    Buddy Ritz ? Was he a drummer or something ?

  • @vekobr
    @vekobr 7 років тому

    Vlad is not a short version for Vladimir.
    That would be Vova

  • @Revelwoodie
    @Revelwoodie 7 років тому +3

    Why is everyone talking about Freemasons???

  • @Ykhraam
    @Ykhraam 7 років тому

    oh god how much did that cost)

  • @cryssalixgaming1150
    @cryssalixgaming1150 7 років тому

    Shit. There's no laughing track! I don't know when to laugh! LOL. Jk.

  • @Rockovissi
    @Rockovissi 7 років тому

    God I love him.

  • @pyrogreg07
    @pyrogreg07 7 років тому +1

    how much?

    • @danielsteel5251
      @danielsteel5251 7 років тому +3

      The Moscow Ritz-Carlton Hotel costs guests approximately, USD 16,000 per night.

  • @louisrandolph4153
    @louisrandolph4153 7 років тому

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the next Casey neistat

  • @SubnetMaskedMan
    @SubnetMaskedMan 7 років тому

    I Would NEVER let a freemason pee on me

  • @_Amor_Fati
    @_Amor_Fati 2 роки тому

    @1:33 ??? Really? No comments on the silent joke of the red tie left behind?
    Colbert fan commentors slacking

  • @Gymnopediea
    @Gymnopediea 7 років тому

    My poor Stephen had to suffer days in Russia. But oh, it's so worth the Russia week! Bring it!

  • @AstrayPlays
    @AstrayPlays 7 років тому +7

    Any one see that bedroom door handle a little off kilter?, No way Donnie could have done that, let alone grip it with his measly mittens, Russian call girls must have strong hands.

  • @brycewalburn3926
    @brycewalburn3926 7 років тому

    I don't know, man. This just kind of seems petty.

  • @GeneDexter
    @GeneDexter 7 років тому

    A bit dowdy.

  • @divyasasidharan2960
    @divyasasidharan2960 7 років тому

    Ok a lot of comic moments but like what the hell? An ad or something? 😕

  • @TheTrickytrooper
    @TheTrickytrooper 7 років тому +2

    2nd time I have seen thiso

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 7 років тому +1

    not bad, our view from the Rossia, no longer there, was of St Basil's cathedral, the Spasky Tower, and the Church of the Risen Savior to the west. no cinder blocks or satellite dishes cluttering the view, just historic architecture and pollution clotted sunsets...

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 7 років тому

      Lol what? St Basil's cathedral is on the other side of the Red Square and can not be visible from Ritz, there is no such thing as "Church of the Risen Savior" in Moscow, if you don't like satellite dishes blocking the view - buy a room in Hotel National, it's the building with the dishes that blocks Ritz from Kremlin, and "cinder blocks" identical to the ones you see in the shot (Moscow Hotel to the left) were there before you were born.
      Also, that's not pollution, those are rain clouds.
      I fear that your beard slightly blocks the bloodflow to your brain :(

  • @snowboarddude1030
    @snowboarddude1030 7 років тому +6

    Hi

  • @flatpointhigh
    @flatpointhigh 7 років тому

    Stephen coming out of that closet smh

  • @DEIVION212
    @DEIVION212 7 років тому

    Reupload

  • @iam1ina1000000
    @iam1ina1000000 Рік тому +1

    ??

  • @NocturnalCoder
    @NocturnalCoder 7 років тому

    What the hell is Freemasons?!

  • @couponville1
    @couponville1 7 років тому

    This was a great idea or was it?????

  • @jomiga1999
    @jomiga1999 7 років тому

    Funny fact about freemasons (because apparently the comments are about them) Both Augusto Pinochet and Salvador Allende, Chilean president before Pinochet's coup, were freemasons