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КОМЕНТАРІ • 871

  • @kaysharp4303
    @kaysharp4303 2 роки тому +618

    I still remember watching this in the cinema in 93 and in the scene where Laura Dern and Bob Peck go out to check why Sam Jackson has not turned the power on yet, I heard a little boy ask his dad "Why didn't she take a gun aswell?" There was a brief pause and then the clearly divorced dad replied "Because she is a stupid Woman"

  • @generic_sauce
    @generic_sauce 3 роки тому +503

    I love how evert time they introduce Rich Evans or he introduces himself it's always his full name.

    • @dankyjoker
      @dankyjoker 3 роки тому +170

      that's how you should address Royalty

    • @themoviedealers
      @themoviedealers 3 роки тому +16

      That is the joke, son.

    • @mattkrause1573
      @mattkrause1573 3 роки тому +47

      Yup every end credits of BOTW and HINTB they use his full name.
      Also "Me and my friend Rich Evans are not coming back to be extras in Never Been Kissed!!!

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 3 роки тому +20

      Because otherwise he would sound like Bruce Wayne describing his superpower.

    • @christopherroe664
      @christopherroe664 3 роки тому +7

      To be fair, there has been like a dozen 'Rich' on the show, all those servicemen that pop up.

  • @Exeivier
    @Exeivier 3 роки тому +320

    "why would the dinosaur break the guys neck"
    so he wouldnt testify against him of course, no witnesses.

    • @justinamerican8200
      @justinamerican8200 3 роки тому +1

      So the dinosaur killed Epstein.

    • @Najebanski
      @Najebanski 3 роки тому

      @@justinamerican8200So the lizards killed Epstein.

    • @iwilleatyourleftistass6802
      @iwilleatyourleftistass6802 3 роки тому +2

      @@justinamerican8200 a dinosaur called a Clintosaurous killed Epstein

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 3 роки тому +5

      The Dinosaurs did not kill themselves.

    • @actualturtle2421
      @actualturtle2421 3 роки тому +7

      Don't animals do that in the wild? I'm like 60% sure I've seen a leopard deliberately break the neck of like a gazelle or something before.

  • @themoviedealers
    @themoviedealers 3 роки тому +317

    "He's just an upsurper." Never change, Rich.

    • @user-qn6bw8dk4o
      @user-qn6bw8dk4o 3 роки тому +21

      I like Rich's word better. It fits the definition of the word well.

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 3 роки тому +20

      It's a portmanteau of upstart and usurper.

    • @TheMokeleMbembe
      @TheMokeleMbembe Рік тому +8

      He upsurped a folding chable and now it's full of stuff.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Рік тому

      Sam Makyr didn't get all of his brain back out of that robot.

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 10 місяців тому

      And I was waiting from the moment Rich said that for Jay to stop talking, so that Mike would correct Rich. I just knew Jay would ignore and Mike wouldn't.

  • @mr.winters1733
    @mr.winters1733 3 роки тому +290

    Everyone knows that when you mix human DNA and dinosaur DNA, you get kicked out of Jurassic Park..

    • @LifeWasGood
      @LifeWasGood 3 роки тому +3

      Aka Nephelim

    • @uncannyvalley2350
      @uncannyvalley2350 3 роки тому +4

      "No Schtopping the Dinos!"

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 3 роки тому +5

      Rich Evans knows this.

    • @tumbles8350
      @tumbles8350 2 роки тому +3

      The dinosaur started it, who would turn down that opportunity?

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Рік тому +1

      Something tells me if either party to that event isn't consenting, it would be the human.

  • @jonathanaliff6121
    @jonathanaliff6121 Рік тому +32

    "We're not gonna talk about Jolt Cola."
    Proceed to talk about Taco Bell poop joke for 3 minutes

  • @smaakjeks
    @smaakjeks 3 роки тому +307

    It was actually heartwarming to just listen to these guys basically praise this masterpiece through the whole thing.

    • @whatdothlife4660
      @whatdothlife4660 2 роки тому +1

      Wath their Re:Views to see them gush and not shit.

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 2 роки тому +2

      @@whatdothlife4660 I do :)

    • @RetroFrito
      @RetroFrito Рік тому

      Until they shit on Independence Day, which I really like

    • @andrewlivasy
      @andrewlivasy Рік тому +4

      ​@Yamigata i mean I like the original mortal kombat film but it is a shit film

    • @remnant24
      @remnant24 Рік тому

      @@andrewlivasy Dumb take. If you think it's a shit film then you don't like it. Movies are art and art appreciation is subjective-they have no qualitative value beyond personal preference.

  • @therealbearminator
    @therealbearminator 3 роки тому +401

    Mike is so damn right when he says new movies coming out are noise festivals

    • @El-Duderino-His-Dudeness
      @El-Duderino-His-Dudeness 3 роки тому +21

      Especially the trailers.

    • @DarkAngelEU
      @DarkAngelEU 3 роки тому +7

      *Hollywood movies

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 роки тому +44

      *tums festivals

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 3 роки тому +2

      @@bilbobaggins9451 yeah but why would you watch that? After TFA I noped out.

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 2 роки тому +2

      You're all gonna dump money on whatever Star Wars property comes out next because Star Wars "fans" are like that. Just a bunch of paypigs.

  • @trojoe
    @trojoe 3 роки тому +59

    "what department? Props or effects?"
    If it's on set, it's the Set Dec department. If an actor touches it, it's props. So the pile in the back is Set Dec. The pile in front is props.

  • @nrgspike
    @nrgspike 3 роки тому +891

    I really wish they did more of these, it's taken RLM 9yrs to knock out an incredibly random selection of only 22 commentaries. Even just once a month as a Patreon tier would be something. Still, I really like these fan highlight edits, it's just a pity there isn't a bigger selection to pull from.

    • @turtleninjai
      @turtleninjai 3 роки тому +27

      I would enjoy all the jurassic sequels as either commentary or review.

    • @plixplux
      @plixplux 3 роки тому +81

      It's just so odd, isn't it? We enjoy other people's friendhips. I'd like to think that I have friends that I could do the same thing with, but... no. They're not that fun.

    • @RickySteels
      @RickySteels 3 роки тому +24

      I think we get enough content from them as it is. These are just a bonus when they have time.

    • @poopagore
      @poopagore 3 роки тому

      amen.

    • @frankvizen5480
      @frankvizen5480 3 роки тому +19

      Same. Gotta say though, the films they have selected are mostly perfect for this format.

  • @bijibadness
    @bijibadness 2 роки тому +236

    I want to just re-re-re-re-reiterate the fact that Mike, on record, on review, _loved Jurassic World._

    • @shelbyvillerules9962
      @shelbyvillerules9962 2 роки тому +92

      In his defense, he also has _severe_ dementia.

    • @gabrielpelletier5162
      @gabrielpelletier5162 Рік тому +6

      He's old...

    • @jeffmoo9235
      @jeffmoo9235 Рік тому +9

      I mean Jurassic world is fun

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +11

      @@jeffmoo9235 Source?

    • @jeffmoo9235
      @jeffmoo9235 Рік тому +11

      @@HOTD108_ I like it. It's a fun monster movie with some good scenes with the monster. Granted they do squander the potential but I'd say it's a better movie than any of the initial sequels, and it's far better that Domion or Fallen Kingdom

  • @nothing4mepls973
    @nothing4mepls973 3 роки тому +67

    I can't believe how good this movie is in every way.

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 2 місяці тому +2

      They spared no expenses. It's like Empire Strikes Back or the LOTR movies. It just NEVER gets bad. I could watch those a hundred times and not get tired.

  • @laughingBun
    @laughingBun 3 роки тому +210

    Jurassic Park is a heroes journey about parenthood. Grant has a feminine arc and Ellie has a masculine arch. This is why the beginning and ending shots are about the prospect of raising kids. Set against the backdrop of "creating life". It's an absolutely brilliant subtext.

    • @Mekasoundwave
      @Mekasoundwave 3 роки тому +91

      This is what they used to call a "movie".

    • @Paraves426
      @Paraves426 3 роки тому +27

      some of them smell, babies smell!

    • @DrHeinzy
      @DrHeinzy 3 роки тому +47

      Ellie has a wonderful arc of complaining about men wanting to protect her, then letting men die in order to protect her followed by her running towards a man for protection.

    • @tomdrahos7739
      @tomdrahos7739 3 роки тому +1

      Wow! Brilliant analysis!

    • @sharpaycutie2
      @sharpaycutie2 3 роки тому +3

      ??????How is wanting kids Feminine 🧐🧐

  • @TroubledTrooper
    @TroubledTrooper Рік тому +25

    There is a line about the park being for the rich. The lawyer brings up that it would be for the rich and when Hammond naively says "this park is for everyone" the lawyer cynically retorts that they might have a "coupon day" or something.

  • @Paraves426
    @Paraves426 3 роки тому +55

    it genuinely makes me happy they love this film so much because it's one of my favourites

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris 2 роки тому +9

      I remember watching this in the theater as a kid and seeing my first n1p slip. Good times.

    • @mr.onethirtyeight5088
      @mr.onethirtyeight5088 2 роки тому +1

      @@lookoutforchris - I'm extremely curious now ... What's the backstory of that glorious event?

    • @spillanegottleib1681
      @spillanegottleib1681 2 роки тому

      They all agree it is a perfect movie, then proceed to indirectly point out that almost every minute of the movie itself is annoyingly idiotic.

    • @twistedoperator4422
      @twistedoperator4422 Рік тому +2

      It better be if you like movies

  • @airmaildolphin7013
    @airmaildolphin7013 3 роки тому +93

    In Jurassic World IX, the dino will be so smart it will DO MY TAXES!

    • @the81kid
      @the81kid 3 роки тому +2

      And then when it notices a couple of scrawny humans, chase after them.

    • @fatherlucid4995
      @fatherlucid4995 3 роки тому +2

      That’s got to be the best use of genetic engineering

    • @weedpuff
      @weedpuff 3 роки тому +2

      Will the raptors have to use one of those big button calculators?

    • @Sam_T2000
      @Sam_T2000 3 роки тому

      they’re going to evolve into Newmans and go back in time and let the dinosaurs free in the first one.

    • @ramadansteve6573
      @ramadansteve6573 3 роки тому

      But that's a diffrent guy!

  • @JM_-ix7yh
    @JM_-ix7yh 3 роки тому +470

    "How much do you think that giant pile of shit cost?" I thought this was a Jurassic Park commentary, not a Jurassic World one

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 3 роки тому +10

      Aw, snap!

    • @dbreiden83080
      @dbreiden83080 3 роки тому +5

      Love Jurassic World.. And so did Mike...

    • @maxwellharris1434
      @maxwellharris1434 3 роки тому +3

      Hiiyoooo

    • @OutFreak28
      @OutFreak28 3 роки тому +6

      @@dbreiden83080 even Mike can't be perfect

    • @vincenthalfprice9930
      @vincenthalfprice9930 2 роки тому +4

      Even Mike knew that Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom was a giant pile of shit. He’s made it past the final stage of grief, acceptance. He saw Jurassic World when he was still at the bargaining stage

  • @RomaniaBlack
    @RomaniaBlack 3 роки тому +143

    "They're going to use human DNA!" So the studios DO watch RLM...

    • @vitorafmonteiro
      @vitorafmonteiro 3 роки тому +13

      As Mike and Rich commented once before, the filmmakers and show runners watch their stuff, and then use their "suggestions" they say as jokes mocking stupid modern studio thinking because they are too stupid to know they are mocking them with their "suggestions".

    • @rosebudbaxter4671
      @rosebudbaxter4671 3 роки тому +7

      ROBO WOMAN. YESSS.....

    • @Guryguazu
      @Guryguazu 2 роки тому +1

      @@vitorafmonteiro when did they talked about that?

    • @vitorafmonteiro
      @vitorafmonteiro 2 роки тому +2

      @@Guryguazu I'm pretty sure they commented that on one of their post-"The Force Awakens" Star Wars sequel trilogy or Star Trek Discovery or Picard videos. If I got the time to watch any of those again soon, I'll tell you more precisely.

    • @DaddyDumptruckDeluxe
      @DaddyDumptruckDeluxe 2 роки тому +2

      One of the JP sequels had a human-dino concept that were going to explore further in the script. Why a dumb ass way to spend Hundreds. Of. *Millions.* Of. Dollars.

  • @Goldenspiderducck
    @Goldenspiderducck 3 роки тому +71

    “Ex-specially” - Michael Stoklasa, drunken Milwaukee resident and internet model

    • @CalamityCain
      @CalamityCain 3 роки тому +3

      I hear this from native speakers really, really often. What's up with that? Also "Ex cetera" 🤷‍♂️

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 3 роки тому +1

      @@CalamityCain
      The short version? People can't read.

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 3 роки тому +3

      Well Mike also says asterick instead of asterisk so we should set our expectations appropriately.

    • @CalamityCain
      @CalamityCain 3 роки тому

      @@Tetragrammaton22 Sometimes they even say Asterix. And I kind of love it.

    • @JaDav40
      @JaDav40 7 днів тому

      Rich Evans kept saying Excape in the Alien commentary, and he doesn't drink at all.

  • @joncoish
    @joncoish 3 роки тому +17

    I watched this movie as a kid in theatres and it just blew my mind. It's still one of my favorite movies of all time, just love it!

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 3 роки тому +2

      I watched it as a 25 year old. A kid behind me started crying and he was saying he was scared. When the T Rex 1st showed up. I turned to him and, "If you think your alone in this your crazy."
      Snapped him out of it

  • @DeepEye1994
    @DeepEye1994 3 роки тому +265

    Aw man, you left out one of my favorite bits. It was something in the lines of:
    "Ah yes, Alan tying his seat belt with female connectors is a metaphor/foreshadowing of the dinos finding a way to reproduce despite being girls, the detail that every douchebag that wants to look cool points out to people when watching the film!"

    • @MrSnaztastic
      @MrSnaztastic 3 роки тому +31

      People have literally written college theses about this.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 роки тому +21

      but pointing out that it's douchey doesn't really make it less so

    • @dannygreen5477
      @dannygreen5477 3 роки тому +9

      That's dumb as hell......

    • @micalzoncillo249
      @micalzoncillo249 2 роки тому +46

      funny, i just thought that was a way to show that the park has malfunctions. like they couldn't even figure out seatbelts right, spared no expense my ass.

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 2 роки тому +1

      Synergy! Oh sorry, that's lesbians....

  • @Rizon1985
    @Rizon1985 Рік тому +20

    Even the code Nedry was writing wasn't bullshit. It's actual pascal, he calls his routine that takes over the system "nedryland" and there are files explaining the procedure to check-in work and the deployment pipeline. Jurassic Park could have been saved if someone pressed the spacebar and tab keys at the same time on his computer is what the code implies.

  • @sergiomartinez5946
    @sergiomartinez5946 3 роки тому +93

    Watching them talk about the "continuity errors" in the egg scene, looking more closely I realized that Spielberg couldn't have the shots he needed unless he moved the arm out of the way. In one shot the arm is gripping the egg, but the the next shot shows everyone crowding around looking at the egg from the opposite view. You couldn't show everyone around the egg with a giant robotic arm in the way of the camera which is why they had to move it. So yeah it's a "blatant" continuity error, but it has a purpose. One of the rules of editing is that "continuity doesn't matter" and for the most part it doesn't. Most people wouldn't notice unless they were looking closely. Not bashing the guys here, just pointing it out as a film making factoid :)

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 3 роки тому +2

      Good point

    • @Conservative4
      @Conservative4 2 роки тому +14

      I excuse it under a kind of movie story-telling necessity. When characters are wearing masks that cover their face, like space suits, the lights are often on the inside. No one would have lights on the inside of their space suit visor, or they couldn't see anything. But the *point* is that we see the actors faces so we can tell them apart and connect through their facial expressions. The movement of a single robot arm and egg is... nothing. It's even easily excused by an automated movement off camera. Why do people care? In the face of much stupider mistakes of other movies?

    • @Ashalmawia
      @Ashalmawia 2 роки тому +5

      I just see it as removing the mundanities of life. same way people don't need to use the bathroom unless it's plot-related, we don't need to see the employees move the robot arm out of the way to give a better view. there's a filter on what we're seeing that shows us the interesting bits without showing us the dull parts of everyday life.

    • @kilroy987
      @kilroy987 2 роки тому

      I didn't even notice the missing arm.

    • @awandererfromys1680
      @awandererfromys1680 2 роки тому +3

      It's not an continuity error. At 5:53 you can see the robot arm at the left, it's turned 180 degrees, that's all.

  • @PainCausingSamurai
    @PainCausingSamurai 3 роки тому +62

    I have it in good authority that paleontologists actually love Jurassic park, because they loved it as kids and can laugh at it as adults

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 3 роки тому +14

      Imagine all the kids who became paleontologists *because* of this film

  • @Asmallcorneroftheinternet
    @Asmallcorneroftheinternet Рік тому +53

    "This is what they used to call a movie. Now movies are giant noise festivals."
    -Mike Stoklasa

    • @Tom-qp6oh
      @Tom-qp6oh 9 місяців тому +1

      Everyday ends with a noise festival!!!!

    • @Mephilis78
      @Mephilis78 7 місяців тому +1

      Now they are moopies

  • @Tyler2k
    @Tyler2k 3 роки тому +76

    Good call by RLM on the "twist" of future Jurassic Park movies

    • @xen0bia
      @xen0bia 3 роки тому +17

      Isn't it depressing how easy it was to call, so predictable things have become?

    • @matiasmendoza9274
      @matiasmendoza9274 3 роки тому +4

      They still haven't done the Human-Dino hybrid yet

  • @JPR3D
    @JPR3D 3 роки тому +26

    Watching this reminded me of how damn good the shot of the T-Rex throwing the Raptor into the bone sculpture is.

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 3 роки тому +7

      With the epic music blaring and his primal roar that shakes the foundations

    • @actualturtle2421
      @actualturtle2421 3 роки тому +2

      Honestly, it's so fuckin awesome.

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 3 роки тому +4

      This bluray is still my go-to demo reel when folks wanna hear my rig

  • @SpawnRevenge92
    @SpawnRevenge92 Рік тому +15

    Rich was on the right track with the human DNA being part of the plot in the new ones, but he underestimated how dumb it would be.

  • @SanjoyMukherjeesanjoymkj
    @SanjoyMukherjeesanjoymkj 3 роки тому +84

    "It thinks like a person too" - They predicted Intolerable Rex

  • @jeffbebe5085
    @jeffbebe5085 2 роки тому +6

    I agree 100% .. what a year for movies and the best year of my 55 year old life. I was working the 3 to 11 pm shift as plain clothes security at Tower records, west 4th street NYC and my great fantastic girlfriend at the time was a register girl at the same store. Our weekends days off were the same Mon and Tues. We had breakfast at the Waverly deli and then we went to a matinee for this film and had a complete blast. We were one of the 1st ones in and it got more and more crowded till you couldn't even stand and BOY the excitement. It was like an amusement park ride. Great movie, great time in the Village in NYC. Best days, best movies'. Oh ...we also seen the Eastwood classic Unforgiven around the same time. What a year for love and movies. Its all CGI dead now. Never will be the same. Play some songs and remember the great times and that's all you need. You can die in peace.

  • @irwinisidro
    @irwinisidro 3 роки тому +61

    The blu ray really shows how good the cinematography for this film, which I didn't think about whenever it's on TV growing up. Of all the JP/JW films, this is the best looking one. The newer JW films, although some scenes shot on 65mm film, just feels to artificial with the color grading.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 3 роки тому +12

      It's that damn blue color grading, funny because even the Jurassic World Evolution game uses it and it makes everything look so sterile.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 3 роки тому +17

      Heavy-handed digital color grading has wrecked so many modern movies for me.

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 3 роки тому +6

      They need to abandon digital and go back to classic film and practical effects. "We need to cater to the younger generations" is bogus, as you'll see when you watch one of these Gen Z kids react to the movies _we_ grew up with and they herald them all as far better than anything made in the last twenty years.

    • @thisbubblygoodness7611
      @thisbubblygoodness7611 3 роки тому +6

      @@SammEater dude, totally agree, i dislike the film production's choice to integrate this blue/ brushed steel colour choice
      and just Jurassic World's overall park design, going for the 'white futuristic sci-fi' look doesnt fit the theme of Dinosaurs at all, nowhere near Jurassic Park's 90s 'Safari' design

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 3 роки тому +3

      @@thisbubblygoodness7611 Yeah, the classic look is much better, it feels more real with all the imperfections, Jurassic World design is way too clean even for a modern theme park. Glad the game also fixed that with the Return to Jurassic Park expansion that dropped that stupid color grading for a tone that close resembles the original movie.

  • @daffyphack
    @daffyphack 3 роки тому +50

    This was also the same summer as The Fugitive, which was a very different kind of blockbuster, but is also a pretty good example of a type of movie we just don't really see anymore.

    • @swandive828
      @swandive828 2 роки тому

      No shit. I haven't seen a large box office returning thriller like fugitive since maybe gone baby? I dunno there's prolly been more but you're totally right.

    • @memento81
      @memento81 2 роки тому +3

      @@swandive828 those were the typical mid-budget (40-100m) cinema movies. Those have died out a long time ago, when studios decided the return on invest is better with huge tentpole movies.

    • @LumpyAdams
      @LumpyAdams Рік тому

      Thank capeshit for that.

  • @trevorgoodchild8266
    @trevorgoodchild8266 3 роки тому +41

    I think they stopped making Jolt sometime in the 2000's when they realized five of them was enough to actually kill someone.

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot 3 роки тому +18

      *My body, my choice!*
      I demand 6packs of Jolt!

    • @p1ssedoffchristof48
      @p1ssedoffchristof48 2 роки тому +9

      @@ProjectRedfoot 6 Jolts, more than enough to kill any thing that moves.

    • @electricfishfan
      @electricfishfan 2 роки тому +1

      I JOLTED HIM SIX TIMES !

    • @cool3865
      @cool3865 Рік тому +1

      they brought it back but it has less caffeine

  • @vincenthalfprice9930
    @vincenthalfprice9930 2 роки тому +9

    Disappointed this abridged commentary didn’t include Rich Evans’ random aside about Stalin’s plans for human-monkey hybridization. That’s one of the funniest RLM bits I’ve ever heard

  • @mckenzie.latham91
    @mckenzie.latham91 3 роки тому +8

    i have to correct Jay here, the second film The lOST WORLD actually does treat the dinosaurs as animals even more so
    Sarah (Juliane Moores character) mentions that her objective is to prove the idea of the t-re being a rogue to be false and instead prove they are nurturing parents
    and the course of the movie shows the t-rex’s as parents looking out for their child, even the end scene with the male/father rampaging downtown san Francisco, is the fact they lure him back to the ship by using the t-rex infant
    and the whole theme of the that arc is the Rex is not some brute who abandons their offspring, but is a caring protective family unit
    the third movie kinds of drops that, but the lost world actually does treat the animals as animals and makes the point that the big carnivore species is actually a loving parental one who takes care of their kids.

    • @Dektoonics_inc.
      @Dektoonics_inc. Рік тому +2

      The raptors in JP3 were kinda like the rexes in TLW, only chasing to get their eggs back

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Dektoonics_inc.Yeah they stop being sociopathic killers and become Jurassic Liam neeson

  • @wentencel
    @wentencel 3 роки тому +45

    "sorry I got off track...how much do you think that pile of dino crap cost?" 🤣

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 3 роки тому

      I can't believe they said it would be provided by the prop department. Surely it would be set dressing?

    • @natelax1367
      @natelax1367 3 роки тому

      Is set dressing more of a background thing? I have no idea what I’m talking about btw

    • @polsdofer
      @polsdofer 2 роки тому

      Mike with the most monotone "it's mud Jay" 😂

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 3 роки тому +103

    Funny how they predicted Fallen Kingdom, that movie most likely stole Rich's ideas.

    • @AlienIOIandroktone
      @AlienIOIandroktone 3 роки тому

      Pretty sure human DNA was in the Jurassic world dinosaur too

    • @dash4800
      @dash4800 3 роки тому +5

      I'm convinced studio execs just watch RLM and write down every bad idea they say, not understanding that they are mocking them.

    • @Negajoe
      @Negajoe 3 роки тому +5

      Even the idea of a black market >_

    • @robertodell9193
      @robertodell9193 3 роки тому +1

      @@Negajoe You mean you DON'T buy your dinosaur assassins on the Black Market?

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 3 роки тому

      @@AlienIOIandroktone No, Fallen Kingdom was the "next step". World didn't have that yet.

  • @slappydoodle
    @slappydoodle Рік тому +8

    I saw this in theaters and when that 1st dinosaur came on screen on i believe it was a brontosaurus
    Took my 9 yr old breath away only to look over at my parents who had the same expressions on there faces
    It was truly amazing

  • @attilabubby
    @attilabubby 3 роки тому +27

    7:45 Spielberg movies haven't yet been rebooted or remade, however the "Jurassic World" series has more in common with the previously mentioned Independence Day than any of the original Jurassic movies. The themes are shallow, the style is bland and formulaic, and it suffers from the same over-abundance of quips that plague other modern movies. Jurassic Park had some quips but I don't think the action or plot ever came to a complete stop in order to deliver a joke. That said, we did get the terrible Unix scene.

    • @superchroma
      @superchroma 3 роки тому +3

      I was really hoping that JW leaned into cynicism a bit more and tried to have a message, but it's just a loud and incoherent theme park ride.

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 3 роки тому +6

      Jurassic World is pretty much like Avatar. Sure, it made a shitton of money, but can anyone name me their favorite characters or quotes that arent super lame.
      Hollow cash grab

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 3 роки тому +15

    7:00 let’s bring up that the great Dean Cundey did the cinematography for this. He did the cinematography for every John Carpenter film up to the 90’s.
    While I agree that *ID4* is when things took a turn for the worse, that and *The Matrix* are still top tier summer popcorn films for me.

  • @chanceneck8072
    @chanceneck8072 3 роки тому +28

    10:54 For some reason, when this movie first came out, ALL of us thought, that tree, where Nedry wraps his cable around would actually turn out to be like a T-Rex´s leg or so....

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 10 місяців тому +1

      What? All of whom? No one thought that.

  • @zodden01
    @zodden01 3 роки тому +7

    I saw this when it was released in theatres. I saw it at the legendary Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. So this was one of those movies that had tremendous hype going into it. I remember being blown away by this movie just past my teen years. What a ride, what a movie!

  • @jeffw8218
    @jeffw8218 Рік тому +2

    Hammond says he “knows his way around a kitchen”.
    Yet he misses the champagne glasses, and pours it into regular glasses instead.
    Thereby demonstrating his ignorance and hubris.

  • @maggoli67
    @maggoli67 3 роки тому +5

    1997: MIB, Starship Troopers, Anaconda, The relic...so much CG.

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 3 роки тому +1

      Starship Troopers is a banger, though.

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 3 роки тому

      Anaconda is disqualified as a movie for featuring a slimy Jon Voight. Not to mention *after* the snake vomits him up.

  • @MrJamesCleveland
    @MrJamesCleveland 3 роки тому +2

    What a movie. I was terrified those raptors would jump through my bedroom window.

  • @silverroddo1468
    @silverroddo1468 3 роки тому +8

    I assumed McDonald’s Happy Meals were in those raptor transport cages, because the commercials, you see.

  • @rusmaster200
    @rusmaster200 3 роки тому +13

    when i first saw the title, i read "jurassic park cemetery" then i thought about a movie where dinosaurs are being buried in pet cemetery and coming back to life. that would be awesome.

  • @ben-64
    @ben-64 Місяць тому

    3D JP was actually really solid. None of it was gimmicky. It just got you that much more immersed, and gave me more of an appreciation for the layering and the framing.

  • @momsberettas9576
    @momsberettas9576 3 роки тому +131

    That story of the 18 year old girls in the theater makes me genuinely sad.

  • @BradenENelson
    @BradenENelson Рік тому +3

    2:08 Jay's "the end of one era, the beginning of another" ... I like to include James Cameron's The Abyss and True Lies, and also The Fugitive.

    • @batastrophic9762
      @batastrophic9762 10 місяців тому

      Fuckin True Lies. Such a silly film, but god it's fun. Some of my favourite action scenes of all time and possibly my favourite movie line of all time... not "you're fired", but "no way, you wacko!" Classic. Also IMO an extremely underrated performance by Art Malik who plays "evil anti-American terrorist bastard from the Middle East you hate because he's bad" (they were all bad!) with unrivalled conviction and panache.
      For consideration for the list, can I suggest The 5th Element..?

  • @stevewirtes3848
    @stevewirtes3848 2 роки тому +4

    Steven Wright has AWESOME commentary here!!!

  • @ELEKTROSKANSEN
    @ELEKTROSKANSEN 2 роки тому +2

    0:42 |If you didn't know the movie was called Jurassic Park, you might not know what was in that crate" - I was 9 years old when my aunt took me to see JP, but only said it's a "movie about dinosaurs" and I was expecting some kind of feature-length documentary. When this opening scene played, I was sure we're still watching trailers and previews. Then the rest of the movie happened and I was traumatised for a few good weeks. I leved it, though.

  • @AICabal
    @AICabal 3 роки тому +1

    A classic movie.. i must give this a rewatch soon. I feel sorry for what the kids have to watch these days.

    • @gzz8551
      @gzz8551 3 роки тому

      Fuck those kids. They don’t want movies like this.

  • @chanceneck8072
    @chanceneck8072 3 роки тому +4

    Gotta admit: To me, the best scene of this film is still two people, sitting at a table, talking and eating ice cream...........

  • @EmonWBKstudios
    @EmonWBKstudios Рік тому +2

    So, to answer Jay's question about the raptor that snaps Mr. Noodle's neck in JP3, if an animal wants you dead, it will kill you, then keep killing you until it realizes you're dead, 10mins after the fact. But also, we know that the raptors are intelligent so we can deduce that they figured out that snapping someone's neck is a quick way to kill prey without being injured since most animals don't want to get too roughed up in a hunt. I think the scene perfectly demonstrates that the raptors are animals while underlying how intelligent they are. Jp3 is a good film, I will hear no statements contrary to that.

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Рік тому +2

      Jaguars specifically bite through their prey's skull to destroy the brain for an insta-kill.

  • @OIFIIIOIF-VET
    @OIFIIIOIF-VET 2 роки тому +8

    Wayne Knight's character is dressed like every boy on the goonies.

  • @BboyCorrosive
    @BboyCorrosive 11 місяців тому

    Saw the whole movie for the first time in easily 25 years a few weeks ago, at a movie theater as well. T rex roar was max nostalgia feels. Also underatood a lot more of the philosophical points.

  • @loosenoose
    @loosenoose 2 роки тому +3

    6:40 when I was a kid, this was the scene that I would fast forward through. I had watched it several times as a kid and just really did not appreciate the writing here. I went back and watched the movie again as an adult a little while back, and this was my favorite scene in the movie.

  • @SaucerheadTharp
    @SaucerheadTharp Місяць тому

    Love that they take so much time to talk about the egg flipping arm as a continuity error but pass over the fact that the flat ground the T-Rex walks over to attack the jeep becomes a three story cliff.

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Рік тому +3

    "PF Changs"
    "Bowel Movement Changs"

  • @laural.enright4780
    @laural.enright4780 2 роки тому +2

    I really enjoyed JP II. I think it had enough of the sentiment of the first (the awe of the beasts) to work. Ian Malcolm really gives it to John Hammond regarding his carelessness, yet he can't deny that the genie is out of the bottle at this point so he can't completely consider the animals as monsters, either. And when the T-Rex walks down the suburban street...well it kind of answers the question, "What might happen if a T-Rex got loose in a city."

  • @phexus
    @phexus 3 роки тому +3

    5:10 - I love when Mike makes Rich laugh.

  • @deadpoolguy283
    @deadpoolguy283 3 роки тому +5

    I commented this under another video but Jay is a bit wrong: the window was supposed to come down but it wasnt supposed to break in half. People misunderstood Joseph Mazzello when he talked about it.

  • @chanceneck8072
    @chanceneck8072 Рік тому +2

    12:31 my favorite scene of this ENTIRE franchise... 😍😍😭👍

  • @PyrokineticFire1
    @PyrokineticFire1 3 роки тому +21

    "I enjoyed watching tiny fleas, so I made the biggest fucking creatures ever!"
    makes sense

  • @xenomorphlover
    @xenomorphlover 10 місяців тому +2

    How come the CG Rex in the rain is still is the most realistic computer generated dinosaur EVER created and this came out in 1993....???

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris 6 місяців тому

      Because it was animated and rendered on SGI with the help of Phil Tippet and his crew.

  • @DrThunder88
    @DrThunder88 3 роки тому +5

    I feel like they kind of missed the point of the Petticoat Lane dialog, but, if they had been on the mark, it would have been a great riff!
    It also took me a minute to figure out the dinosaur confusion Jay and Rich had about JPIII. Jay was talking about the raptors going Agent 47 on Udeski, and Rich was thinking of the spinosaurus having a Nash Festival in its stomach. In any case the conversation highlighted the number of neck breakings in that movie, which I had never considered. Come to think of it, I think Billy is wearing a neck brace when they find him on the military chopper at the end!

  • @kurtdewittphoto
    @kurtdewittphoto 3 роки тому +3

    4:57 - That's my favorite comment from Mike during this whole commentary. Too funny.

  • @rodrikofharlaw6848
    @rodrikofharlaw6848 2 роки тому +3

    I laughed so hard that when Rich missaid usurper I corrected him in my head and then Mike made sure and humiliated him for it for me.

  • @DrMurdercock
    @DrMurdercock 9 місяців тому

    "This is boring" what?!!!
    I saw this in the theater as a kid and it blew our minds man

  • @jasonpavlich8579
    @jasonpavlich8579 3 роки тому

    You guys are a wonderwall of wonderful wonderment with mental wonders and wanderings without waiver...and it is ALWAYS an enjoyment. 😁👍✌❤🎥

  • @tprime2702
    @tprime2702 3 роки тому +11

    Dobson! Dobson! We got Dobson here!
    See? Nobody cares...

  • @tomdrahos7739
    @tomdrahos7739 3 роки тому +1

    Love the Dahmer reference, bit of Milwaukee humour there.

  • @bwheeler9299
    @bwheeler9299 2 місяці тому

    Love hanging with my best friends watching movies!

  • @MerickBJG
    @MerickBJG 3 роки тому

    I watched this movie so many times in theaters when I was a kid, and is what got me into reading when i saw there was a book

  • @INSEIKYU01
    @INSEIKYU01 Рік тому

    Bless you RLM highlights because im too lazy to search for this on their site

  • @TacticusPrime
    @TacticusPrime 3 роки тому +3

    The only continuity error that I noticed in the theater was the weird part where the T-rex walks out of the paddock, then the car is pushed into the paddock and there's suddenly a huge cliff....

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 3 роки тому

      Spielberg said he knows and didn't care. Another smaller one is the door of the trailer in the beginning opens in opposite ways. Outside one way inside another. There is another semi big one, can't remember it rt now

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Рік тому

      ​@@Bubbles99718is it the obvious VLC player timeline during the """live""" video call where the sea captain is trying to warn Wayne Knight about the hurricane?

  • @rewanthony8202
    @rewanthony8202 3 роки тому

    When the Jolt Cola moment happened, and Jay said "Sorry to go off track...on a Jurassic Park commentary" - - *chefs finger kiss* - - I really hope he was alluding to the fact that that's what happens in the movie lol
    (8m20sec)

  • @mattharrison2330
    @mattharrison2330 2 місяці тому +1

    There's another continuity error that I never noticed until much later. The cliff that the trex pushes the car over is the same wall that the trex steps over to terrorize the stranded vehicles.

  • @kinghadbar
    @kinghadbar 3 роки тому +1

    My favorite commentary. Mike is so drunk.

  • @Fork1
    @Fork1 2 роки тому +1

    TBF, I think The Lost World still treats them as animals, but that movie is also directed by Spielberg!

  • @WIFFLEWAFFLE88
    @WIFFLEWAFFLE88 2 роки тому +8

    Regarding snapping necks, it is something that many predators use to subdue their prey, similar to the use of snake venom. but the main examples I can think of are Cats and some lizards. Cats usually try to bite the back of the neck at least enough to paralyze the prey but some lizards, particularly monitors will try to break its preys neck.

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 2 роки тому

      of course the sequence he is referring to has a Raptor using a wounded human for bait then snapping the neck of the character and running away. This shows a level of intelligence way beyond animals.

  • @5wheels178
    @5wheels178 2 роки тому +2

    The 'it's just an animal, it doesn't have an arc' argument does fall apart a bit with the T Rex showing up in the nick of time at the end there. Lol why would he be anywhere near the visitor centre when he could be chasing Gallimimus around the park

  • @InMaTeofDeath
    @InMaTeofDeath 3 роки тому +17

    Snapping the neck in the same way a human would is I agree over the top but the idea of finishing off prey with a killing blow is something we see in nature. Tigers, Jaguars, and other big cats are smart enough to go for the neck so to me if it did something like that I wouldn't see an issue but I do remember the way the dino snapped his neck and it was like we would, total nonsense.

  • @odinsplaygrounds
    @odinsplaygrounds 3 роки тому +4

    Rich predicting the future like always.

  • @wmdtone
    @wmdtone 3 роки тому +1

    love these highlights, thanks for the upload.

  • @Monstafree
    @Monstafree 3 роки тому +5

    I always assumed that the arm moved off screen and turned away from the table. Isn't the back of the rotating arm on the left of the screen, I Think the arm is below the table and away.

    • @superchroma
      @superchroma 3 роки тому

      Yeah that is what it looks like.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 3 роки тому

      I would just assume that some lab worker moved the robot aside.

  • @Tom_Van_Zandt
    @Tom_Van_Zandt 3 роки тому +2

    Jurassic Park and Terminator 2 are the 2 films I use as examples of how to use CGI minimally and effectively to support and compliment the story/narrative, instead of placing the emphasis on big and loud CG special effects to mask a horribly shallow story.

  • @jonahthejedai4973
    @jonahthejedai4973 3 роки тому +4

    The continuity errors are part of the story… a wonderful portrayal of the control slipping from them.

    • @michaelagius212
      @michaelagius212 3 роки тому +3

      People really do sometimes be seeing patterns where they are none

    • @mousasha-
      @mousasha- Рік тому +1

      That's a fun way to look at it. Tbh despite how glaring of a continuity error it is, I'd literally never noticed it until watching this and I've seen the movie several times. You just get too engrossed by the hatching egg stuff, the dialogue, enjoying the baby dinosaur puppet/animatronic to realize the continuity is fucked. Great scene imo

  • @daneast
    @daneast 2 роки тому

    The typical movie magic at the 2:00 mark. Standard 8 foot wide travel trailer (no slide outs back then), but when they go to the interior shot it's a good 14 feet in width.

  • @Yungbeck
    @Yungbeck 3 роки тому +2

    I like to think that Newman/Dennis Nedry is from the same universe as his Space Jam character and that he just got traded FROM THE RAPTORS. The Raptors...Thank you.

  • @gingersasquatch94
    @gingersasquatch94 Рік тому +1

    "This is what they used to call a movie."
    My sides are in orbit.

  • @TheRealRodent
    @TheRealRodent 3 роки тому +5

    The minus 1 rep on this video is probably James Cameron because of the ripping on CGI.
    Edit: The rex head through the sunroof was planned.
    In the making-of... there's a scene filmed about a year before filming took place, where Spielberg is talking about that scene with the kids encapsulated in the glass bubble.

    • @nrgspike
      @nrgspike 3 роки тому +1

      I think the problem was that polyurethane foam the head was made of, had soaked up the 'rain' like a sponge and became much heavier, so while it crashing through the sunroof was planned, it came down with far more force than had been rehearsed. You see the moment where one of the teeth shatters a corner of the plexiglass - that wasn't scripted.

    • @MrSnaztastic
      @MrSnaztastic 3 роки тому +2

      It was, but it wasn't intended to actually *shatter*. You can see in one of the shots as it breaks through (looking from the outside) that the plexiglass literally splits in half with the two of them below it. They must've cut after that and hit the emergency stop, because it's back to being whole in the next shot. So yeah, probably quite a scare for a moment.

  • @Shorty_Lickens
    @Shorty_Lickens 3 роки тому +8

    they still make Jolt. I saw it at a dollar general this summer.

  • @davidstaiti
    @davidstaiti 11 місяців тому

    Great observation by Jay on hoe this movie marks an end to the big summer blockbuster popcorn movies. As a Gen Xer, I miss that.

  • @Peas_and_Carrots
    @Peas_and_Carrots 3 роки тому +1

    Another continuity error in the lab scene is at the start the actor playing the scientist is clearly bd Wong. But during the shot they replaced him with Michael wong, and nobody noticed

  • @zolibako4816
    @zolibako4816 3 роки тому

    You're spoiling us mate. Thanks for the upload

  • @bud389
    @bud389 Рік тому +1

    "This looks just as good as a lot of things that are made today" - And it was at this point, I came to terms with the fact that Jay is beyond delusional.

  • @sonikusenpai
    @sonikusenpai 3 роки тому +1

    B.M. Chang's... Thank you for that one Mike.

  • @LOLquendoTV
    @LOLquendoTV 2 роки тому +2

    Well Jay, If I can be a counterpoint I'm a 23 year old, I watched it in the cinema for the first time a month ago and I quite liked it.
    My only nitpick is when Alan and the Kids are in a tree they're like petting a massive dinosaur and justify it with "it's fine it's a herbivore, doesn't eat meat" and Its like, the hippo is the deadliest animal to humans! Just cause they don't see you as prey doesn't mean they can't absolutely kill you. That dinosaur could have moved it's neck slightly and murdered them all! But yeah other than that really well done movie.

    • @hughJ
      @hughJ 2 роки тому +3

      There's a lot to nitpick in that regard -- the idea that paleontologists would have any valuable insight about animal behavior of species they've never interacted with before is pretty silly. The janitorial staff that have been working at the park for a few weeks would have a more informed opinion of dinosaur behavior than Grant would. Most of Crichton's books involve characters that possess field-specific knowledge regarding the premise of the book in order to explain technical details to the reader, but he has to really stretch his creative license in Jurassic Park to justify Grant being a knowledgeable authority on dinosaurs.

    • @LOLquendoTV
      @LOLquendoTV 2 роки тому

      @@hughJ yeah, I think thats less of a concern for the movie though, given that its a 2 hour action movie its easier to just not think about it very much, I imagine it would bother me more in a novel