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  • @HPDrifter2
    @HPDrifter2 Місяць тому +692

    I woke up in intensive care one Sunday Morning, and after they pulled the tube from my throat, I looked at my wife and son and said "I got the gold right here, Josie." I thought it was a great joke. Nobody got it.

    • @stobbinsboy
      @stobbinsboy Місяць тому +19

      Good one.

    • @davidelliott2485
      @davidelliott2485 Місяць тому +42

      I had a patient trying to to talk with the tube. After I pulled it, his RN asked “what were you trying to say ?” He replied “I have two guns, one for each of you” the nurse looked scared but I started laughing, You’re a daisy if you do 😝

    • @fatboy7385
      @fatboy7385 Місяць тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @stevebnarasky7994
      @stevebnarasky7994 Місяць тому +3

      A pint of stout. Who said that after waking from a coma?

    • @shakin-it-boss
      @shakin-it-boss Місяць тому +1

      ​@stobbinsboy 😅

  • @matthewwilson9656
    @matthewwilson9656 Місяць тому +372

    Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms. That's a pretty darn good line

  • @theodorepike3173
    @theodorepike3173 Місяць тому +324

    Sadly I don't think Clint will be with us for much longer. What an absolute legend.

    • @steamengine4719
      @steamengine4719 29 днів тому +40

      Clint, literally definition of a Living Legend

    • @andiman45
      @andiman45 29 днів тому +15

      long enough to see the north win and rebels lose...oh the irony!

    • @historyandhorseplaying7374
      @historyandhorseplaying7374 29 днів тому +34

      Well, a man's got to know his limitations

    • @FredScuttle456
      @FredScuttle456 28 днів тому +26

      @@steamengine4719 Clint will be welcomed, whether he goes to Heaven or Hell.
      Both Jesus and the Devil have box-sets of his movies on DVD.

    • @thomasjoseph5876
      @thomasjoseph5876 28 днів тому +48

      He'll be around for a few more years.
      But his biggest regret is a fantastic script for a Josey Wales sequel that has been sitting in the bottom lefthand drawer of his writing desk for the last 11 years and the fact it is still sitting there because at that and this time of Hollywood, nobody will let it get made.
      It's not very "Inclusive or Woke" and in fact, has some pretty nasty but also very real, stereotypes of how Blacks, Whites, Indians, and Chinese people acted and were treated back then.
      Clint won't give an inch on that script and neither will the two others responsible for writing it.
      And yes, I have read it.
      Like 5 times lol.
      Who knows, perhaps someday the future Clint Eastwood Legacy Estate will "Okay it" for production using a Clint Eastwood AI. My wife (one of his daughters) and I are both members of the 9-person Legacy Estate which will become a reality after Clint passes.

  • @jamesbooth3360
    @jamesbooth3360 Місяць тому +214

    "I never surrendered either, but they took my horse and made him surrender."
    That's the strategy at work today.

    • @jamesburns2232
      @jamesburns2232 Місяць тому +7

      And the Bigger and more powerful the Government, the less freedom. 💩🤡

    • @_JimS
      @_JimS Місяць тому +14

      ..........."they have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas, I'll bet".

    • @stickthatinyourpipeandsmok2457
      @stickthatinyourpipeandsmok2457 Місяць тому

      Chief Dan George.

    • @hansjohan3150
      @hansjohan3150 29 днів тому +7

      "I never surrendered either, but they sold me a loan and I became a slave"

    • @jamesbooth3360
      @jamesbooth3360 29 днів тому +11

      The greatest movie ever made about a man just wanting to be left alone to live free.

  • @whiskeytango9769
    @whiskeytango9769 Місяць тому +146

    "To Hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms." Love that.

  • @scottmiller5248
    @scottmiller5248 28 днів тому +61

    Not just one line but the conversation between Josie and 10 bears is epic. My favorite part of the movie

    • @pnichols6500
      @pnichols6500 26 днів тому

      Yeah, when he tells Ten Bears they can "jerk their beef" is priceless.

    • @RalphieParker1
      @RalphieParker1 25 днів тому +10

      Ten Bears:
      These things you say we will have, we already have.
      Josey Wales:
      That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another.
      Ten Bears:
      It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death.
      It shall be life.

    • @shawngilliland243
      @shawngilliland243 23 дні тому +1

      Four friends and I used to watch The Outlaw Josey Wales A WHOLE LOT. We still quote lines of the dialogue to one another today.

  • @Emilyismysunshine
    @Emilyismysunshine 29 днів тому +81

    Different Clint Eastwood film but "Well he shoulda armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend." is my favourite line.

    • @vincnetjones3037
      @vincnetjones3037 28 днів тому

      Are U the same William Munny that killed women and children. "I killed women and children and I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."

    • @rustyhanna6709
      @rustyhanna6709 27 днів тому +9

      Lots of great ones. The one that sticks with me is ," hell of a thing, killing a man, take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have".

    • @tubeerv
      @tubeerv 26 днів тому +7

      @Emilyismysunshine Yup, Gene Hackman had just snarled, "Well, sir, you are a (something derogatoy) and a coward...You just shot an UNARMED man!" Kinda hard to argue with CE's reply, lol, especially since he was still brandishing a weapon.

    • @Joespearacy2
      @Joespearacy2 26 днів тому +8

      "My mule he thinks you're laughing at him...."

    • @brianbyrne3003
      @brianbyrne3003 25 днів тому +6

      My favourite Clint Eastwood line, is when he's pointing his gun at some ne'er-do-well and utters: There must be a hundred reasons not to kill you. But right now, I can't think of one of 'em.

  • @JoelJohnson-oe6yj
    @JoelJohnson-oe6yj Місяць тому +70

    My fave is " You a bounty hunter?
    Man's gotta do something for a living.
    Dying ain't much of a livin boy"

  • @Hibernicus1968
    @Hibernicus1968 Місяць тому +148

    I also love the scene where Josie and Lone Watie had to high tail it out of that town, leaving Little Moonlight behind in so doing. And Josie reflects that that was too bad, he was starting to like her.
    Josie "But then it's always been like that."
    Lone Watie: "Like what?"
    Josie: "Whenever I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long."
    Lone Watie (amused): "I noticed when you get to DIS-likin' somebody, they ain't around long neither."

    • @jamesburns2232
      @jamesburns2232 Місяць тому

      If you have a friend so good and true, you fook him before he fooks you! LOL 😅😅😆😆😂😄

    • @paulleckner8235
      @paulleckner8235 Місяць тому +4

      That is so badass.

    • @tubeerv
      @tubeerv 29 днів тому +2

      Yup, and, for just an INSTANT, Josie shot Lone Watie a look that was, like, "WATCH it Chief, or I'll drop you and leave you right here," lol.

    • @thomascolvin8832
      @thomascolvin8832 27 днів тому +2

      @@tubeervI think Clint Eastwood the director might have given that long pause look to give the movie audience time for the laugh he knew it would get.

    • @tubeerv
      @tubeerv 26 днів тому +3

      @@thomascolvin8832 I KNOW that's right, lol. Btw, even his mortal enemies had a few good lines, don't remember his name, maybe Cap'n Red Legs, last bad guy to die in the movie, if memory serves, comes to town after the "Well, you gonna DRAW them pistols or whistle DIXIE" shoot out, congently observed, "Not a hard man to track...leaves DEAD men everywhere," lol.🤣🤪😂😜

  • @williammatthews2948
    @williammatthews2948 26 днів тому +12

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." is a pretty good line as well.

  • @theresaherman
    @theresaherman 23 дні тому +13

    Old guy here. This was one of my favorite Clint Eastwood movie! Great acting and dialogue too.
    But the scene with Josey and Ten Bears is absolute cinema gold!
    “I came here to die with you or live. You see it is governments that live together, but people. Well with government you don’t always get a fair word or a fair fight. Well I’ve come to give you either one, or get either one from you.”
    CLASSIC!

    • @davidmclintock5470
      @davidmclintock5470  22 дні тому +1

      Yeah mate, there's so many great lines in this one movie.

    • @GregPowell-o7n
      @GregPowell-o7n 5 днів тому +1

      True words, even today! If any group of people in our country has been wronged, sadly, it is Native Americans.

    • @user-kt8yd6we4e
      @user-kt8yd6we4e 2 дні тому

      Yep, best line right there.

  • @moistmike4150
    @moistmike4150 29 днів тому +49

    OMG!! That movie had the BEST DIALOG in the history of Western Film Genre! God bless Clint Eastwood.

    • @dhyde9207
      @dhyde9207 20 днів тому

      Actually, I think it should be God bless the writers who told Clint what to say.

  • @aentreri00
    @aentreri00 Місяць тому +82

    Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.

    • @Justin.Martyr
      @Justin.Martyr 4 дні тому

      *Trump has Taught me that Cancer comes from WindMiLLs & that WindMiLLs KiLL Birds,*
      *A Solar PaneLs OnLy Work in the SUN, & that Washington Captured the PhiLLie AirPort!!!!*
      *Lord DonaLd Trump, sent by GOD, is the Smartest President in ALL History!!!!*

  • @wreckingball8156
    @wreckingball8156 Місяць тому +33

    This is my all time favorite movie. I was born and raised in Missouri. My greatest takeaway was that I’m neither a southerner nor a yankee. I’m border trash and proud of it

    • @BwanaFinklestein
      @BwanaFinklestein 29 днів тому +2

      Very cool

    • @Foe-o9j
      @Foe-o9j 28 днів тому

      "Border trash" 😂
      Take it easy on yourself!

    • @dougdarby3564
      @dougdarby3564 17 днів тому +1

      Im a Joplin native and damn proud of it

    • @GregPowell-o7n
      @GregPowell-o7n 5 днів тому +2

      Love the "Missouri boat ride"!!!

  • @robkoper841
    @robkoper841 Місяць тому +48

    Bounty Hunter: "I had to come back..."
    Josey: "I know."

    • @uup116
      @uup116 26 днів тому +3

      rip bounty hunter.

  • @tiopuerco6923
    @tiopuerco6923 Місяць тому +236

    Fortunately, Uncle Leo survived and later moved to NYC. 😂

    • @peterfreeman1585
      @peterfreeman1585 Місяць тому +8

      Yeah, I heard he moved to NYC to settle down to a real quiet, boring life. Probably ended up a stamp collector.

    • @edwardebel1847
      @edwardebel1847 Місяць тому +16

      Yeah, but he got busted stealing books...he was old, he was confused...

    • @tiopuerco6923
      @tiopuerco6923 Місяць тому +14

      @@edwardebel1847 “you still say hello!”

    • @peterfreeman1585
      @peterfreeman1585 Місяць тому +3

      ​@edwardebel1847
      Sad, but predictable - even out on the trail he sometimes had his nose stuck in one of those mushy-sissy love story books.

    • @85201Jz
      @85201Jz Місяць тому +11

      HELLO !!!

  • @marvinwindsor5896
    @marvinwindsor5896 Місяць тому +71

    In a movie with so many great lines, my favorite was, "well, Mr. carpetbagger, this is what we call a Missouri boat ride."

  • @jeffvincent6690
    @jeffvincent6690 Місяць тому +84

    His speech with ten bears? Legend.

    • @jeanfourcade
      @jeanfourcade Місяць тому +10

      Absolutely. "I've come to die with you... or live with you. Governments don't live together, people live together". Legendary.

    • @paulleckner8235
      @paulleckner8235 Місяць тому +7

      Nothin' Extra. It is good that warriors such as we should meet in the struggle of life. Ten Bears just gave Josie Wales his profs. Way cool.

    • @stickthatinyourpipeandsmok2457
      @stickthatinyourpipeandsmok2457 Місяць тому

      Sheer poetry!

    • @richardkimble1191
      @richardkimble1191 28 днів тому +3

      yes, the scene with Ten Bears is my favorite.

    • @paulleckner8235
      @paulleckner8235 28 днів тому +5

      @@richardkimble1191 I cry each time. Josie Wales lost his family to Union raiders. Ten Bears has seen his people wiped out by Union soldiers.

  • @zombieheadpopper800
    @zombieheadpopper800 Місяць тому +78

    "I reckon so". The line that sealed the movie.

    • @bobburke2248
      @bobburke2248 Місяць тому +6

      Exactly!!

    • @stuartrollings602
      @stuartrollings602 28 днів тому +3

      I say that all the time and my wife knows it’s a tribute to Josey n Clint!

    • @FredScuttle456
      @FredScuttle456 27 днів тому +7

      In all of Clint's movies, his own character speaks less than every other character in his scene.
      Same applied to "Where Eagles Dare", in which Clint originally had lots more lines.
      Clint said, "Burton's got a great voice. Why don't you let Burton do all the talking and let me do all the killing".

    • @JimVaught-qm6gf
      @JimVaught-qm6gf 26 днів тому +1

      Yep

    • @JimVaught-qm6gf
      @JimVaught-qm6gf 26 днів тому +3

      Never thought about it, but probably one reason I’ve always ended a conversation with that line.

  • @wichitawildman1651
    @wichitawildman1651 28 днів тому +20

    "I say all that big talk is worth DOODLY SQUAT!"

  • @billyshane3804
    @billyshane3804 Місяць тому +60

    "Endeavour to persevere"

    • @randomobserver8168
      @randomobserver8168 27 днів тому +5

      I loved how he meditated on the phrase out loud for a while, repeating it over and over, savouring it to give a flavour of his people's generation long experience of doing just that, then ended with, "so we declared war on the Union."

    • @shawngilliland243
      @shawngilliland243 23 дні тому +1

      That's my favorite line right there! Use it all the time!

    • @bill2270
      @bill2270 2 дні тому

      As principal, I used that line often when encouraging my teachers to keep raising those test scores!!

  • @SgtPUSMC
    @SgtPUSMC Місяць тому +74

    My favorite line is "I never surrendered neither, they took my horse and made him surrender. They probably have him pulling a wagon in Kansas."

    • @clwomble
      @clwomble 29 днів тому +7

      Chief Dan George had as many great lines as Clint Eastwood did in this movie.

    • @SgtPUSMC
      @SgtPUSMC 28 днів тому

      @@clwomble yep

    • @williammatthews2948
      @williammatthews2948 26 днів тому +1

      @@clwomble He helped make that movie as good as it was.

    • @stevewatson6839
      @stevewatson6839 22 дні тому

      @@clwomble There is a documentary out there, can't remember the actual name of it, of the shooting of "The Outlaw Josie Wales". A lot of mutual respect going on. Wish I could remember what it was called. Bloody good it is!

  • @Johnnybojangles664
    @Johnnybojangles664 Місяць тому +31

    It's got to be when 'Mr Carpetbagger' is chewing his ear off on the barge about his marvelous Elixor. He then spits tobacco juice over his white coat ''How's it with stains''.

  • @RavenMobile
    @RavenMobile 26 днів тому +7

    "Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."
    Such a great line!

  • @KingOFuh
    @KingOFuh 27 днів тому +19

    I like in Unforgiven, when Gene Hackman is on the floor, looking up at the barrel of Clint's rifle pointed right at his head: "I don't deserve this." Clint: "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."
    Not the best line, but very insightful, very true in so many situations in life.

    • @RanleighWylde
      @RanleighWylde 26 днів тому +5

      @KingOFuh - I liked the line, "everybody's got it comin' kid". May not rank as best but sure nuff true.

    • @amyjoyballor8775
      @amyjoyballor8775 25 днів тому +3

      See, that's what makes this my kind of movie. Moral choices seeming in jeopardy yet Our hero's code kicks in.

  • @brianstott6263
    @brianstott6263 Місяць тому +137

    My favourite line is : " Senator don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining "!

    • @funtimefoxy6699
      @funtimefoxy6699 Місяць тому +5

      I've actually used that one a few times.

    • @user-xt9kl1vm3z
      @user-xt9kl1vm3z 29 днів тому +2

      I said the same but got it wrong!

    • @matttrafton2725
      @matttrafton2725 28 днів тому

      Biden has been pissing down the back of all Americans and telling them it's a raining.

    • @DoungKong
      @DoungKong 28 днів тому +3

      I use it every chance I get.

    • @Cc12153
      @Cc12153 28 днів тому +1

      Nothing has changed
      They are still doing it

  • @mark27993
    @mark27993 Місяць тому +28

    "There's 2 kinds of men in this world, them that have guns and them that dig, you dig"

  • @ferretfez6976
    @ferretfez6976 28 днів тому +7

    “Hell of a thing killing a man, you take away all that he has and all that he’s ever gonna have”. I think that was from Unforgiven.

  • @michaelstrasinger2017
    @michaelstrasinger2017 Місяць тому +72

    Chief lone watte. I notice when you get to disliking someone they ain't around for long neither

    • @reeseftube
      @reeseftube 28 днів тому

      yes- i was looking to see if that one was here. winner winner...

    • @lurch6404
      @lurch6404 27 днів тому +1

      "Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes."

  • @Mayhap34
    @Mayhap34 Місяць тому +19

    At the very beginning of the movie once upon a Time in the West. Charles Bronson's line "You brought two too many." Is my favorite.

    • @djaltam1986
      @djaltam1986 22 дні тому

      I was just thinking in that line.

  • @ffrederickskitty214
    @ffrederickskitty214 Місяць тому +26

    The dialogue with Ten Bears does it for me

    • @paulleckner8235
      @paulleckner8235 Місяць тому +3

      Every time! Nothin' Extra.

    • @RalphieParker1
      @RalphieParker1 25 днів тому

      Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have.
      Josey Wales: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another.
      Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death.
      It shall be life.

  • @odysseus2656
    @odysseus2656 28 днів тому +22

    "Every time I get to likin' somebody they ain't around for long."
    "I notice that every time you get to not likin' someone they ain't around for long either."

  • @williamkennedy7083
    @williamkennedy7083 Місяць тому +16

    Hands down the best western ever made! Makes my top ten movies ever made regardless of genre!

  • @emptyhand777
    @emptyhand777 Місяць тому +56

    "It shall be life." Ten Bears

    • @paulleckner8235
      @paulleckner8235 Місяць тому +4

      I reckon so.

    • @lorrainemartin7320
      @lorrainemartin7320 27 днів тому

      @@emptyhand777 if utd play like they have against city in the fa cup and community shield whybos it a pipedream for them to do very well thid season ? I think they should try and rid themselves of ratchford he is never going to be the player he was i think hes the classic case of fame going to your head hes to interested in partys and girls .

  • @punahou78
    @punahou78 28 днів тому +12

    Best movie line is from his earlier film where Eli Wallach says: "If your gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk".

    • @banjohappy
      @banjohappy 27 днів тому +3

      It's, "When you have to shoot..."

  • @bhutthedsbt9425
    @bhutthedsbt9425 Місяць тому +52

    My favorite movie of all time, not just favorite western. So great

    • @ozarked2363
      @ozarked2363 Місяць тому +3

      @@bhutthedsbt9425 Me too. I’ve tried to count the number of people Josey kills in the movie but the Gatling gun scene makes it impossible.

    • @bhutthedsbt9425
      @bhutthedsbt9425 Місяць тому +1

      @@ozarked2363 yep lol

    • @alderringer8816
      @alderringer8816 Місяць тому +1

      Spot on, mine too. Must have watched it 20 times. lol

    • @bhutthedsbt9425
      @bhutthedsbt9425 Місяць тому

      @@alderringer8816 dedication to a good cause lol

    • @stuartrollings602
      @stuartrollings602 28 днів тому

      Agreed…I reckon! 🤠🇺🇸🇨🇱🥃

  • @edwinthompson5844
    @edwinthompson5844 29 днів тому +10

    At 1:32 those two switch their rifles from right handed to left handed, amazing!😂

    • @bobklein1665
      @bobklein1665 26 днів тому +2

      Yes I caught that at 1:32

    • @ces7515
      @ces7515 24 дні тому +2

      Well spotted!

  • @TS-wh4ey
    @TS-wh4ey 29 днів тому +8

    Lone Watie: " Would you rather be riding with comancheros, Granny? "
    Grandma Sarah: " No I wouldn't "

  • @RP-ks6ly
    @RP-ks6ly 29 днів тому +18

    The best line was, "It ain't for eating, it's fer looking through"

  • @AbleMan.2178
    @AbleMan.2178 29 днів тому +11

    I gotta agree with a bunch of you here, my favorite movie of all time. #2 and the rest aren't even in the same league.
    Eastwood is 1 of a kind in human history.

  • @MrBarrystuart
    @MrBarrystuart Місяць тому +10

    "Well let's see, you say those horses belong to them there pilgrims huh"? 😎

  • @crosslink1493
    @crosslink1493 Місяць тому +42

    I still like the other tagline from that movie: "Looks like hell's coming to breakfast".

    • @vincnetjones3037
      @vincnetjones3037 28 днів тому +1

      And to match that quote Eastwood does the business with his many pistols. 😀

  • @jasoncromwell4206
    @jasoncromwell4206 Місяць тому +72

    This is good, but my favorite line by Clint will always be, "Dying ain't much of a living, boy"

  • @mic2349
    @mic2349 Місяць тому +21

    My favorite line. " We all got it coming" or " when it comes to killing folk, I guess I've just been lucky"

  • @philliphogan1593
    @philliphogan1593 Місяць тому +15

    I like the whole conversation with 10 bears, life or death

    • @paulleckner8235
      @paulleckner8235 Місяць тому +3

      Are you Ten Bears? I am Ten Bears. I'm Josie Wales. You are the gray rider you refused to make peace with the blue coats. You may go. Fraid not. Got nowhere to go. Then, you will die. I came here to die with you. Or to live with you. Real badass!

    • @benjaminminty9602
      @benjaminminty9602 28 днів тому +1

      It shall be life

  • @neilclark2245
    @neilclark2245 Місяць тому +70

    The whole conversation with Ten Bears - pick whichever line you want

    • @tom1959blue
      @tom1959blue Місяць тому +10

      It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues.

    • @donjohn2695
      @donjohn2695 Місяць тому +6

      " dyings easy for men like us livings hard"

    • @goldenbear8250
      @goldenbear8250 Місяць тому +5

      "I reckon so..."

    • @robertmiller2831
      @robertmiller2831 Місяць тому +7

      It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life… or death. It shall be life.

    • @zombieheadpopper800
      @zombieheadpopper800 Місяць тому +1

      Agreed

  • @markphillips3341
    @markphillips3341 Місяць тому +76

    Absolute classic scene from one of the best Westerns ever made.

    • @fatboy7385
      @fatboy7385 Місяць тому +2

      What is the title of this western?

    • @ChrisC-nm3ed
      @ChrisC-nm3ed Місяць тому +3

      @@fatboy7385 The Outlaw Josey Wale

    • @FredScuttle456
      @FredScuttle456 Місяць тому +4

      @@ChrisC-nm3ed *Wales. Based on a novel called "Bound for Texas".

    • @stuartrollings602
      @stuartrollings602 28 днів тому +2

      I believe it’s “Gone to Texas”🤠🇺🇸🇨🇱🥃

    • @FredScuttle456
      @FredScuttle456 27 днів тому +4

      @@stuartrollings602 I'm happy to accept your correction.
      There's iron in your words.

  • @stevenshaw6766
    @stevenshaw6766 Місяць тому +13

    My all time favourite movie, just packed full of great one liners. "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"

  • @billmalec
    @billmalec Місяць тому +23

    "Dyin' ain't much of a livin' " is a much better quote.

  • @modelcars2978
    @modelcars2978 29 днів тому +9

    This is my dad's favorite movie. He loved the ways the actor said "hairs."🤓👍

  • @sbeasley1785
    @sbeasley1785 Місяць тому +16

    I love the line about the “Missouri boat ride” .

  • @doc_adams8506
    @doc_adams8506 29 днів тому +7

    Saw Josey Wales at the tender age of 12. My brother (16) and I quoted all of these great lines on the drive home. My favorite: "Dyin' ain't much a livin', boy." First among equals.

  • @TheStumpy3496
    @TheStumpy3496 Місяць тому +9

    So many top quotes in this film,,,,
    "I could have missed', from the old chief about when Josey chose who to shoot first, leaving the last guy for the chief....
    'hows it with stains', to the snake oil salesman...
    "don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"
    'you gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie'
    I grew up on this movie........ funny, gripping, tells a tale, thrilling, suspense, romance, gun fights... it has it all.....

  • @MrCabimero
    @MrCabimero Місяць тому +13

    For those of you who might have missed it, that was Uncle Leo from Seinfeld.

    • @NickJ2473
      @NickJ2473 28 днів тому +2

      And Garvin from Everybody Loves Raymond. 'Raymond!! Ha-haaaaaa!!'

  • @RobbieBobbie98
    @RobbieBobbie98 Місяць тому +28

    The best lines in my opinion are those from Chief Dan George. Dan couldn’t get his lines right and Eastwood told him to forget the lines and just speak from his heart. Everything he says are true life experiences and not made up.

  • @DavidWilliams-jt1im
    @DavidWilliams-jt1im 29 днів тому +11

    Don't forget, " I'm as pert as a rutting buck"!

    • @tarrantcountykid
      @tarrantcountykid 3 дні тому

      I have been that pert in my life and I felt that line

  • @ozarked2363
    @ozarked2363 Місяць тому +574

    That’s not even the best line in the movie, but it’s top 5. How about “you boys gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?”, or “dyin ain’t much of a livin boy”, or “I notice when you get to dislikin someone they ain’t around long either”.

    • @neilclark2245
      @neilclark2245 Місяць тому +38

      I reckon so

    • @TheBrianleary
      @TheBrianleary Місяць тому +42

      How's it on stains?

    • @oldjeff2122
      @oldjeff2122 Місяць тому +21

      They’re all good lines. That’s what makes this such a great classic movie.

    • @goldenbear8250
      @goldenbear8250 Місяць тому +38

      "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy." is the BEST!!

    • @nomadmarauder-dw9re
      @nomadmarauder-dw9re Місяць тому +26

      They call us civilized cause we're easy to sneak up on.

  • @williamparker7927
    @williamparker7927 Місяць тому +34

    "How does it work on stains?"

    • @tranz2deep
      @tranz2deep 28 днів тому +2

      "There is such a thing as a Missouri Boat Ride."

  • @thomasjones9662
    @thomasjones9662 Місяць тому +14

    Such a great scene, from a classic western. Hard to believe Clint is 94 !

  • @bobkindle4297
    @bobkindle4297 27 днів тому +5

    “ so i can count the haaaaaiirrrss on that hand “

  • @jeanfourcade
    @jeanfourcade Місяць тому +9

    I am partial to that metaphysical line in "Unforgiven": " Deserve's got nothing to do with it. "

  • @r1bew42
    @r1bew42 Місяць тому +13

    This film could fill 1000 T shirts with great lines. Dying ain't much of a living boy. You be Ten Bears? ...........and so on and so on.

    • @rufust.firefly4890
      @rufust.firefly4890 29 днів тому +1

      There's some pretty good lines in Hombre. Have you ever eaten dog, Mr Russell? Eaten one and lived like one.

  • @allentumminello2343
    @allentumminello2343 Місяць тому +13

    I noticed evert time you get to disliking someone they ain’t around long either

  • @Milkman4279
    @Milkman4279 26 днів тому +4

    "Sir, it seems you are no better a judge of human beings, than you are a specimen of one."

  • @pb68slab18
    @pb68slab18 Місяць тому +4

    "Shot him now, Abe! Shoot him now!"
    "You shut up, he doesn't have to shoot you now!" Bugs Bunny

  • @CrniWuk
    @CrniWuk Місяць тому +10

    Best lines : What ever Clint Eastwood says

    • @dhyde9207
      @dhyde9207 20 днів тому

      ...or the writers write for Clint to say.

  • @ontheroad5317
    @ontheroad5317 Місяць тому +12

    “Endeavor to persevere”

  • @shaunhutchison4049
    @shaunhutchison4049 29 днів тому +6

    'Are you laughing at my mule?........' that part of a 'Fistful of Dollars' always cracks e up!

  • @lavman555
    @lavman555 28 днів тому +7

    "Governments don't live together, people do, and I say we can live together without butchering one another"

    • @Justin.Martyr
      @Justin.Martyr 4 дні тому

      *THEN VOTE for Lord DonaLd Trump!!!*

  • @markmacinnis1674
    @markmacinnis1674 25 днів тому +2

    I liked when he spoke over the kid's body in the rainstorm. "I rode with him. I got no complaints." Hope someone says something similar at my funeral.

  • @Apple_Teck
    @Apple_Teck 27 днів тому +4

    Josey Wales: [referring to Lone's dog] Chief, I was just wondering: I suppose that mangy red-bone hound's got no place else to go either. Josey Wales: He might as well ride along with us; Hell, everybody else is.

    • @FrancisDique
      @FrancisDique 25 днів тому +1

      Yeah absolutely this one makes me laugh, every time l see it. Especially as Josey Wales spits on the dog. Lol

    • @carywest9256
      @carywest9256 23 дні тому

      ​@@FrancisDiqueAnd that dog is pissed,after being spit on and starts growling!

  • @geraldhansen6897
    @geraldhansen6897 28 днів тому +6

    I’m from the civilized nations. They call us civilized cuz we’re easy to sneak up on.

  • @charlessaint7926
    @charlessaint7926 Місяць тому +16

    The two goons are carrying 1873 Trapdoor Springfields. I recognize them because I have one. They fire .45-70 rounds. The infantry version have a real kick to them. Custer and his men carried the carbine version at the Little Bighorn.

    • @chuckmiller5763
      @chuckmiller5763 Місяць тому +2

      And the indians at Little Bighorn had lever action 45-70s. Custer didnt trust the lever action.

    • @dalepatterson1748
      @dalepatterson1748 Місяць тому +2

      ".45-70 Amputee"

    • @historyandhorseplaying7374
      @historyandhorseplaying7374 29 днів тому +1

      Awww then they are out of place, since this was supposed to be Civil War era. The pistols are right though. I myself own a Pietta Remington 1858 in .44, as well as fantasy/incorrect Pietta and San Marco 1853 Colt Navy's in .44. And the best part is I managed to find 2 tins of Remington #11 caps at the store the other day. I'm set!

    • @lurch6404
      @lurch6404 27 днів тому

      They might be 1868 or 1870 Springfields. Those are big holes on those rifles. .50-70 Gov?

  • @mrhed0nist
    @mrhed0nist 28 днів тому +8

    One of Clint's best films with loads of great dialogue.
    "You gonna pull them guns or whistle Dixie?"

    • @banjohappy
      @banjohappy 27 днів тому +1

      pistols, not guns.

    • @mrhed0nist
      @mrhed0nist 27 днів тому +1

      @@banjohappy Had to check a clip to see if you're right. Strange Mandela effect I was convinced it was guns :D

    • @glenclaypool1678
      @glenclaypool1678 24 дні тому +2

      @@mrhed0nist that Mandela effect sure is messing with the things that I grew up knowing. I don't know what is real or just a figment of my immature brain. I can see some things being obviously what we abbreviated, or just made it flow, but some things just cannot be dismissed. ☮️👍😎😎🎸🎸🎸

    • @dhyde9207
      @dhyde9207 20 днів тому

      Another common mistake. "I don't have to show you ANY stinkin' badges..."

  • @TheDissident77
    @TheDissident77 29 днів тому +4

    Movies full of great lines. I like that one, which I've said not a few times. I do like his short speech at the ranch, "...When things look bad. And looks like you're not going to make, that's when you gotta get mean. I mean plum mad dog mean. Because if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live no win. That's just the way it is."

  • @guspisano9777
    @guspisano9777 Місяць тому +16

    Reminds me of an even better line..."Don"t talk, shoot"

    • @patbrennan6572
      @patbrennan6572 Місяць тому +2

      Eli Wallach .

    • @patbrennan6572
      @patbrennan6572 Місяць тому +4

      And better yet, 'You brought two too many' Bronson.

    • @TheStumpy3496
      @TheStumpy3496 Місяць тому +1

      there are two types of people in this world, those that like Clint Eastwood Westerns and those that don't...

    • @stanleygomez679
      @stanleygomez679 Місяць тому

      "If you gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk!" Eli Wallach. ​@@patbrennan6572

  • @uspatriot3712
    @uspatriot3712 28 днів тому +2

    "Well Mr Carpetbagger, we got somethin' in these parts called a Missoura boat ride".

  • @grahamelliott6041
    @grahamelliott6041 Місяць тому +9

    "We all have it comin" Unforgiven

    • @MrVenona
      @MrVenona 28 днів тому +3

      "He should have armed himself" - also Unforgiven.

    • @leeh6317
      @leeh6317 28 днів тому +2

      “Hell of thing killing a man…you take away all he got, and all he’s gonna have…”

  • @dbelex
    @dbelex 28 днів тому +2

    Great, now ill have to take 2hrs to watch it tonight

  • @Pdotta1
    @Pdotta1 Місяць тому +10

    “Shut up, Ladge” is the best line in this scene. 😂

    • @manonymous4737
      @manonymous4737 29 днів тому +3

      I believe it's Lije, as in short for Elijah

  • @FronzelNeekburm
    @FronzelNeekburm 28 днів тому +2

    "Looks like we're shy one horse!"
    *slowly shakes head*
    "You brought two too many."

  • @piggyroo100
    @piggyroo100 Місяць тому +9

    “You drink it.”
    Lone Watie

  • @RalphieParker1
    @RalphieParker1 27 днів тому +4

    Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have.
    Josey Wales: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another.
    Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death.
    It shall be life.

  • @johngraham8893
    @johngraham8893 Місяць тому +6

    One of his old Westerns,when talking about and ex wife/lover he said "Everyone has a right to be a sucker once".I say that all the time after hearing that,followed by "thats once a day right?"

  • @paulbenson9015
    @paulbenson9015 27 днів тому +2

    Fletcher's line....don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining 😊👍

  • @kilroy2517
    @kilroy2517 29 днів тому +4

    I actually said that line to my wife today, and now this shows up in my feed. Birds are real. Birds are real.

  • @MaxHeadRoom-bd9vs
    @MaxHeadRoom-bd9vs 25 днів тому +2

    Amazing how many of Clint’s movies have epic 1 liners
    Speaks to his legend, good writers, directing and acting
    Something movies today lack

  • @pauljurgen-romrig9616
    @pauljurgen-romrig9616 Місяць тому +10

    “I could’a missed”

  • @christopherjohnson2171
    @christopherjohnson2171 Місяць тому +5

    I love what he says when the kid dies too, says a lot with not many words.

  • @vdudley6319
    @vdudley6319 29 днів тому +2

    This is a good one, my favorite is when Josie spit on the snake oil salesman and asked him how it works for stains

  • @bryanjoachim5655
    @bryanjoachim5655 Місяць тому +17

    "Shut up Ladge!"

  • @JimVaught-qm6gf
    @JimVaught-qm6gf 26 днів тому +1

    In a flick filled with great lines, that one has always stood out. Even if it doesn’t have much practical application these days beyond farming issues

  • @jeffpeterson6959
    @jeffpeterson6959 29 днів тому +4

    This movie has tons of great lines! My fave- "Grampa and Uncle Joe died as best they could." That tough talk don't mean doodly squat.

  • @LouQuaglia1
    @LouQuaglia1 28 днів тому +2

    Looks like we’re shy one horse.----You brought 2 too many..

  • @andyb6866
    @andyb6866 Місяць тому +7

    The bad guys went from being left handed to right handed and then back again. And the river behind them moved too.

  • @glenclaypool1678
    @glenclaypool1678 27 днів тому +2

    Clint Eastwood sure did play in (on) some great movies. From Rowdy in Rawhide, to the mule. That man is a star, through and through. 😎🎻. But the saddest movie for me was "Unforgiven". It's only cuz he couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with a 6 iron, so out comes the scattergun. That scene just hit me hard is all. Like the end of an era. 😥

    •  26 днів тому +1

      Unforgiven 👍👍 Great story line.

  • @Marconius-SPQR
    @Marconius-SPQR Місяць тому +8

    "Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms."

  • @davidwillman6058
    @davidwillman6058 Місяць тому +11

    We all got it coming kid.

  • @alderringer8816
    @alderringer8816 Місяць тому +10

    How about " I guess we all died a little in that dam war".

    • @Brunoburningbright
      @Brunoburningbright 27 днів тому +1

      I was waiting for someone to propose that one so I could agree. No smug chuckle, just the sad truth of history.

    • @alderringer8816
      @alderringer8816 27 днів тому

      @@Brunoburningbright Or how about "Hell is coming to breakfast."

  • @phhdvm
    @phhdvm 28 днів тому +1

    “endeavor to persevere” is my favorite from OJW