Cracking the Combination (ASMR)

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  • Опубліковано 25 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @EphemeralRift
    @EphemeralRift  7 років тому +13504

    If they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks

    • @rain8222
      @rain8222 7 років тому +285

      Ephemeral Rift awesome as always

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 7 років тому +151

      Lol great as always

    • @zbestgaming4539
      @zbestgaming4539 7 років тому +124

      Your freaking awesome

    • @colehovis9175
      @colehovis9175 7 років тому +896

      Did you intentionally make the video 34 minutes and 36 seconds long? Like the final combination 34-36?

    • @maeriwen
      @maeriwen 7 років тому +136

      Love the subtle lighting in your videos. This will send me right to sleep (it's 4.34 pm here)

  • @ijayylo_759
    @ijayylo_759 5 років тому +12609

    imagine as he finally opens it, all you hear is him yelling into the mic “A HA!”

  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial 5 років тому +9830

    This is like finding a master lock in Skyrim, at level 1, but with 100 lockpicks.

  • @jwaffled4143
    @jwaffled4143 6 років тому +6128

    *Little does he know I can steal his bike now*

    • @declanbrunton5572
      @declanbrunton5572 5 років тому +43

      Jwaffled *epic*

    • @generalraven9804
      @generalraven9804 5 років тому +58

      Little dose Jwaffled know I have his credit card info

    • @quica1177
      @quica1177 5 років тому +17

      @SaviorOfWales it's ok buddy

    • @yup.its.erin.
      @yup.its.erin. 5 років тому +8

      Yeah that isn't a bike lock

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 5 років тому +13

      Don't worry, the total happiness will increase.

  • @talisca.3747
    @talisca.3747 5 років тому +4445

    Me and the boys cracking wifi password of neighbors

    • @Voxxna
      @Voxxna 5 років тому +105

      When you go to your friends house and they don't give you their wifi

    • @masahirosakurai3733
      @masahirosakurai3733 4 роки тому +8

      @Real_Smi noskin bruh what
      explain

    • @syro4030
      @syro4030 4 роки тому +12

      @@masahirosakurai3733 you can use a tool called Aircrack-ng. Many tutorials on it, and it is more installed on Kali Linux and ParrotSec OS.

    • @syro4030
      @syro4030 4 роки тому +4

      pre installed* not "more installed"

    • @MemeBrainBlast
      @MemeBrainBlast 4 роки тому +3

      @@syro4030 but you need wifi for it?

  • @pip5188
    @pip5188 7 років тому +4263

    I just noticed the duration of the video corresponds with the correct combination. Clever.

    • @ryanrush3633
      @ryanrush3633 6 років тому +83

      Captain Pip Yooo I thought I was the only one. I scrolled to see a comment like this

    • @tezla6332
      @tezla6332 6 років тому +64

      Twisted Pyro it’s 34 3 6 I think

    • @smoke_hi
      @smoke_hi 6 років тому +8

      Captain Pip what does that mean

    • @ixnexus
      @ixnexus 6 років тому +8

      I made a comment of this before

    • @mercedezz6576
      @mercedezz6576 6 років тому +8

      Captain Pip i just got spoiled lol

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 5 років тому +8201

    Lockpick 100
    Charisma 100
    Stealth -7

    • @ornsteintreed3969
      @ornsteintreed3969 5 років тому +163

      @Mr. Enthusiastic...
      *I'm dying*

    • @wazebtc
      @wazebtc 5 років тому +53

      • Karma • honor: neutral

    • @verynice6301
      @verynice6301 5 років тому +110

      Unbreakable -
      Never run out of lockpicks

    • @johgabr
      @johgabr 5 років тому +16

      Blue Shell (they could be taking about Fallout not Skyrim)

    • @gr-xw8uw
      @gr-xw8uw 5 років тому +4

      LaffForFun you are BR

  • @ayyohkayy9527
    @ayyohkayy9527 7 років тому +5311

    Back in the good old days when things didn't lock you out after 3 tries.

    • @mattmier204
      @mattmier204 7 років тому +191

      Ayy Oh Kayy dude these locks still exist. You’re acting like everything is electronic now.

    • @BrianKlumb
      @BrianKlumb 7 років тому +199

      Issa joke Matt lmao

    • @mcsketchy5996
      @mcsketchy5996 7 років тому +72

      Matt Mier You, my beautiful child, have done me a service by saying this. I will forever be in your debt.
      -Your Friendly Neighborhood Catholic Priest

    • @willhogan2632
      @willhogan2632 6 років тому +23

      False, woman have always, but only after one.

    • @justinsacco6837
      @justinsacco6837 6 років тому +1

      +Vincent Foley im gonna go make some breakfast but I recently got the shadow of war DLC so I kinda wanna play that instead.

  • @dimitris1383
    @dimitris1383 5 років тому +9234

    *next vid*
    Robbing a bank (ASMR)

    • @ronseybones
      @ronseybones 5 років тому +74

      Greece 1821 there is one - it’s good - look it up

    • @mr.woooshyourjokes3046
      @mr.woooshyourjokes3046 5 років тому +240

      Running from the police ASMR

    • @shyo438
      @shyo438 5 років тому +176

      Hiding in this abandoned house (ASMR)

    • @SquishMTR
      @SquishMTR 5 років тому +169

      Changing my name to Ted Brohind (ASMR)

    • @maxhellden8243
      @maxhellden8243 5 років тому +142

      Moving to italy (ASMR)

  • @johnobrian7024
    @johnobrian7024 6 років тому +4907

    Anyone else notice that he wasn’t using the lock correctly until he did the 34-36-6 combo since he actually had to do it right for that

    • @lilybrown1251
      @lilybrown1251 6 років тому +430

      Kyle Drisdelle it hurt every time I saw him not pass the number once and then go to it oOf

    • @tubad27
      @tubad27 6 років тому +15

      Yea I did

    • @charlesrichard7560
      @charlesrichard7560 6 років тому +18

      Lmao ....i thought the same thing

    • @JohnDoe-gt6kx
      @JohnDoe-gt6kx 6 років тому +165

      Yeeees middle school taught me that shit 😂

    • @tomabenas964
      @tomabenas964 6 років тому +385

      It frightens me to then be the one that stands out for only noticing the fact he used a guessing game instead of a systematic counting order in order to find the lock combination... I mean one could argue the guessing game improves chances, but the systematic counting eliminates all chances of missing it by a close call then getting farther away. idk, may just be me but holy heck did I get bothered.
      Side note, holy heck I write a lot sometimes

  • @HomesliceTAS1287
    @HomesliceTAS1287 7 років тому +5659

    THE NUMBERS MASON???!!! WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN!?!?

    • @nicolatian1135
      @nicolatian1135 7 років тому +67

      Jozef Michalek Mayonnaise

    • @wildnessinframe
      @wildnessinframe 7 років тому +103

      Jozef Michalek dragovich

    • @darthsidious1177
      @darthsidious1177 7 років тому +172

      Kravchenco Steiner Dragovich all must die

    • @Caligamer707
      @Caligamer707 7 років тому +212

      Those were the good old days

    • @halyomorpha
      @halyomorpha 7 років тому +120

      Jozef Michalek ALL I SEE...ARE THE FUCKING NUMBERS

  • @EpicMe3
    @EpicMe3 7 років тому +4611

    *Lock picking has increased to 100*

    • @lvlPsychosis
      @lvlPsychosis 7 років тому +47

      EpicMe3 ha skyrim puns😂😂

    • @brandon9999
      @brandon9999 7 років тому +23

      EpicMe3 i have a mod that lets me see where to unlock it, so i only have one lockpick

    • @kjthegreat1000
      @kjthegreat1000 7 років тому +51

      brandon ok cool kid

    • @jedimasterkac3437
      @jedimasterkac3437 7 років тому +68

      brandon that's great. take any challenge or value out of the mechanic.

    • @Folbak
      @Folbak 7 років тому +15

      brandon you know you can unlock any door from the console? Unless you don't play on PC, in which case you had to pay for that mod, and that would be a huge mistake.

  • @Kalausz
    @Kalausz 5 років тому +633

    "Hello Guys, this is the Lockpickinglawyer and today I will show you how to decode this Masterlock combination lock. In silence."

    • @amdobrantal1774
      @amdobrantal1774 4 роки тому +8

      Have you seen ep 631 where he breaks a masterlock?

    • @Crayzo_A.s.
      @Crayzo_A.s. 3 роки тому +5

      @@amdobrantal1774 but did he do it in silence. No? That’s what I thought

  • @liamkozell
    @liamkozell 7 років тому +2617

    you seriously have the most innovative and creative asmr ideas and videos on youtube

  • @ultravince_xxi
    @ultravince_xxi 6 років тому +6808

    My dad trying to get into my Xbox account.
    Edit: took of the edit cause i now understand why y'all hate them so much

  • @isabellalmao2583
    @isabellalmao2583 6 років тому +201

    "This time, however, this may be the lock that is cracking him."
    XD

  • @rileygooden7482
    @rileygooden7482 5 років тому +722

    When you forget your club penguin password

  • @sameperson378
    @sameperson378 6 років тому +2403

    *when u forget ur pe lock code*

    • @sameperson378
      @sameperson378 6 років тому +78

      When you're too shy to ask people for help opening ur locker

    • @lucias5460
      @lucias5460 6 років тому +63

      When no one replied to your comment and its been 1 month

    • @thetoasterhead4392
      @thetoasterhead4392 6 років тому +3

      @@lucias5460 woooooosh

    • @sameperson378
      @sameperson378 6 років тому +15

      Lucia S When you get worried cus I haven't replied in 2 weeks

    • @isabellalmao2583
      @isabellalmao2583 6 років тому +2

      Saiki k u good?

  • @lastminute7487
    @lastminute7487 7 років тому +907

    When you find out your local bank has a secret stash of garlic bread

    • @ChevroletCobaltSport
      @ChevroletCobaltSport 7 років тому +9

      Shiny Victini34 ....... I'm subscribing to you

    • @josephc.558
      @josephc.558 7 років тому +2

      Shiny Victini34 mayonnaise

    • @cheezersmedia3772
      @cheezersmedia3772 7 років тому

      Shiny Victini34 wait yo! In Sm4sh I swear I’ve seen your name before

    • @savagecabbagexx0687
      @savagecabbagexx0687 7 років тому

      Shiny Victini34 dat be meh

    • @jumbo4246
      @jumbo4246 7 років тому

      Would like the comment, but 420 likes? I can't ruin this beaut.

  • @nadiasvens
    @nadiasvens 7 років тому +2976

    Sometimes. Asmr means the world and rescues you from thinking so much you would drown. Thank you.

    • @hanaxavier1524
      @hanaxavier1524 7 років тому +43

      Krux 172 thank you for that life saving advice.

    • @toadleyasmr
      @toadleyasmr 7 років тому +27

      Jump up, and grab life by the titballs. IS YOU A WUSS!?

    • @mikesavage8252
      @mikesavage8252 7 років тому +2

      K

    • @onometre
      @onometre 7 років тому +22

      Krux 172 too real. Half the reason I listen to this in bed is to avoid thinking too much lol

    • @dmcpartlin17
      @dmcpartlin17 7 років тому +3

      Nadia Svens oh. I just use it to sleep. But yeah! Infires, man yeah!

  • @UnknownSpooky
    @UnknownSpooky 2 роки тому +318

    This truly is the longplay to the Lock Picking Lawyer's speedrun

  • @Rabbit-zs7sr
    @Rabbit-zs7sr 7 років тому +487

    Knowing Rift each of the possible combinations he used probably has some deep hidden meaning telling us what the hell is going on in Arkam

    • @Xsector360
      @Xsector360 7 років тому +18

      Giga Voltz if that turned out to be true I would probably legitimatley cry at the attention to detail in the rift verse.

    • @echoseven8580
      @echoseven8580 7 років тому +9

      Probably a code we gotta crack. And my best bet is that it's based on 34-36-6.

    • @jetogill
      @jetogill 7 років тому +2

      Adrian Bowling Some sort of numerical cypher

    • @teska3181
      @teska3181 7 років тому +2

      Adrian Bowling he used it in his half-life video

    • @iknowyouseeme3233
      @iknowyouseeme3233 7 років тому +4

      Adrian Bowling lol its because those numbers are the length of the video

  • @vrius3335
    @vrius3335 7 років тому +2122

    There are a total of 64,000 permutations for that lock, and you solved it in under 10 min. Nicely done :)

    • @marcushermansen6463
      @marcushermansen6463 7 років тому +113

      Vrius under 10 min yeh

    • @iknowyouseeme3233
      @iknowyouseeme3233 7 років тому +464

      KevinSun242 he already knew the code its obvious because the code is the same as the videos length

    • @KC_FlightChief
      @KC_FlightChief 6 років тому +207

      According to my math it would’ve taken him 74 light years to complete had he not cheated.

    • @jayninth
      @jayninth 6 років тому +6

      KC Wildcat 😆

    • @xmenicemanx
      @xmenicemanx 6 років тому +246

      KC Wildcat Thats an awfully long distance

  • @ooo629ooo
    @ooo629ooo 5 років тому +2611

    Plot twist: He knew the password all along.

  • @nexusintake7179
    @nexusintake7179 7 років тому +2119

    Cardboard box has been opened, congratulations on finding the key inside of it.

    • @nexusintake7179
      @nexusintake7179 7 років тому +38

      Well, the lock doesn't even have a keyhole. Congratulations anyway.

    • @hijeff6005
      @hijeff6005 7 років тому +7

      Nexus Intake lol

    • @Multi006
      @Multi006 7 років тому +4

      Nexus Intake it has one on the back I think?

    • @Rhovanion85
      @Rhovanion85 6 років тому +6

      I don't get it

    • @heavenascendedshark3011
      @heavenascendedshark3011 6 років тому +6

      Patrick's secret box

  • @RB-po7bz
    @RB-po7bz 6 років тому +453

    What do we have here *A N O T H E R M A S T E R L O C K*

  • @ipostcomments9668
    @ipostcomments9668 7 років тому +1797

    Here you go mobile users
    00:00 start of video
    1:38 playing with lock
    4:36 still playing with lock
    10:29 still playing with lock
    25:11 beer foam (jk still lock picking)
    34:36 end playing with lock
    You can thank me later

    • @nicolatian1135
      @nicolatian1135 7 років тому +40

      Garrett Rummell mayonnaise

    • @sarahhearts3353
      @sarahhearts3353 7 років тому +24

      Nicolai Vest FUCK MAYO

    • @jerryjurado1631
      @jerryjurado1631 7 років тому +24

      Sarah Hearts- but does mayo fuck you🤔

    • @sarahhearts3353
      @sarahhearts3353 7 років тому +22

      Jerry Jurado no mayo and i have a strictly business relationship

    • @hazewire4618
      @hazewire4618 7 років тому +11

      Sarah Hearts I did not have relations with that mayo.

  • @fetters7094
    @fetters7094 5 років тому +720

    When u have volume all the way up and get an ASMR ad...
    *happiness noise*

    • @MontezBoydStarks504
      @MontezBoydStarks504 5 років тому +33

      The stars have aligned

    • @scarasluts
      @scarasluts 5 років тому +15

      sadly there's like only 1 asmr ad i get but i'm not complaining

    • @eden-.-3483
      @eden-.-3483 5 років тому +17

      Yall get ASMR ads?

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 4 роки тому +14

      I subbed the guy doing the ASMR ads just because he deserves it for allowing my ears to not be blasted into oblivion.

    • @Fikke
      @Fikke 4 роки тому +7

      And I get "YOU STILL POWDER YOUR BALLS"

  • @knightgale2120
    @knightgale2120 7 років тому +987

    In my head screaming" the 2nd digit you have to rotate counter clockwise 1 full rotation". Then fell I alseep near the end.

    • @austinschwarz7484
      @austinschwarz7484 7 років тому +47

      Knight Gale I was thinking that exact same thing and it was driving me absolutely CRAZY

    • @catfish9207
      @catfish9207 7 років тому +11

      Yup yup yup, me too

    • @johnnyp3305
      @johnnyp3305 7 років тому +16

      Oh my god yes. I was getting so stressed out lmfao 😂

    • @I_Am_Killer_B
      @I_Am_Killer_B 7 років тому +52

      Rift was late for class a lot in junior high because he couldn't get his locker open.

    • @magicth
      @magicth 6 років тому +2

      Knight Gale same! Lol

  • @KevinSun242
    @KevinSun242 7 років тому +641

    Those master locks actually have a specific algorithm where you can narrow the combination down from patterns on where the combination gets stuck and use a math equation to find out the rest of the possible combinations. There are UA-cam videos that explain how to do this.

    • @ThraxxlRose
      @ThraxxlRose 6 років тому +36

      KevinSun242 I have noticed on my school lock if I do it wrong but I go over one of the numbers it has a bit of resistance

    • @spaxic5372
      @spaxic5372 6 років тому +29

      QUICK MATHS

    • @taylorfoulds3705
      @taylorfoulds3705 6 років тому +10

      KevinSun242 OK NERD BOY

    • @iamafanofmanythings3973
      @iamafanofmanythings3973 6 років тому

      KevinSun242 oh thank you lol

    • @gayboii1413
      @gayboii1413 6 років тому +6

      Taylor foulds some knowledge is better than none

  • @aboldone4264
    @aboldone4264 7 років тому +2179

    My high school locker combination was 4-34-36........ coincidence?
    Probably....

    • @hidde1638
      @hidde1638 7 років тому +454

      Funny? Maybe
      Hotel? Trivago

    • @nathang9034
      @nathang9034 7 років тому +168

      Another useless commentor
      Lock? Yes
      Coincidence? Maybe
      Hotel? Trivago

    • @bigbuffo1094
      @bigbuffo1094 7 років тому +5

      Another useless commentor ibjj

    • @abborunda
      @abborunda 7 років тому +21

      I never even had a locker in High school cuz we were allowed to have our bags in class

    • @aboldone4264
      @aboldone4264 7 років тому +5

      abborunda lockers at my school for $1 for the whole school year, which was pretty convenient when you had 13 books all weighing 10 lbs each.

  • @toot.toetoe
    @toot.toetoe 5 років тому +307

    watches asmr at full volume
    *ad*: HaVE yOU EvER hAd A HeaRTAtTAcK?
    me: *wakes up*
    NOW I DO

    • @Max-if2np
      @Max-if2np 5 років тому +3

      Noice one

    • @tomhubbard8510
      @tomhubbard8510 4 роки тому

      Adblock. Can always donate to the channel if the option is available. A 10p donation is like 100x more ad revenue than he will get from your cumulative views.

    • @herbthymeyt
      @herbthymeyt 5 місяців тому

      now you do had a heart attack

    • @herbthymeyt
      @herbthymeyt 2 місяці тому

      found this comment again and was about to comment the same thing, nice work me

    • @deinemama888
      @deinemama888 2 місяці тому

      ​@@herbthymeytLol

  • @dickatry2854
    @dickatry2854 5 років тому +431

    14:15 “at least we tried grandma”

    • @soncinpain6529
      @soncinpain6529 4 роки тому +9

      *HOLY F**K*

    • @Necrom6
      @Necrom6 4 роки тому +17

      He says it's grandmothers birthday

    • @nurs3826
      @nurs3826 4 роки тому +3

      Hit harder than it should

    • @nobodyhere100
      @nobodyhere100 3 роки тому +2

      @@nurs3826 Hits harder than my grandma

    • @bioshaxx7956
      @bioshaxx7956 3 роки тому +1

      Asmr grandmas lore

  • @seilakkkk9526
    @seilakkkk9526 6 років тому +1459

    31:48 twirty four.... RESET RESET

    • @Vsireo
      @Vsireo 5 років тому +15

      el Riset Riset quedaba mejor

    • @Vsireo
      @Vsireo 5 років тому +10

      y es twenty four,si lo vas a editar pa escribir el reset bien pues escribe esto tambien

    • @Vsireo
      @Vsireo 5 років тому +11

      ah pues mira,es thirty,me equivoque yo porque pensee que decia 24 y no 34

    • @kornonthekob713
      @kornonthekob713 5 років тому +56

      We don’t understand you

    • @Vsireo
      @Vsireo 5 років тому +29

      @@kornonthekob713 i know.But he's spanish so he can understand me ;)

  • @wastelandreaper4zombayslay392
    @wastelandreaper4zombayslay392 5 років тому +1705

    when you spend 100$ on roblox and don't rembember your password

    • @lucid4984
      @lucid4984 5 років тому +7

      wastelandreaper4 ZOMBAY SLAYER 4LIFE I’ve done that

    • @marcwoo1430
      @marcwoo1430 5 років тому +7

      Then your FUCKED UP a pretty bad

    • @swqb
      @swqb 5 років тому +5

      Oof

    • @MemeBrainBlast
      @MemeBrainBlast 5 років тому +8

      Nah i fucked up More than 100$
      I fucked up me and my girls relationship because i used 1$ on roblox

    • @nicholas.lh246
      @nicholas.lh246 5 років тому +1

      Uninstalling

  • @WaveFunctionCollapsed
    @WaveFunctionCollapsed 4 роки тому +897

    THIS GUY IS LITERALLY GOD IN ASMR WORLD
    15:40 goosebumps

  • @jasminm9971
    @jasminm9971 6 років тому +813

    *rock her box then change the locks*

    • @Particle3223
      @Particle3223 6 років тому +6

      JasminM U have not gotten enough appreciation for this comment and I feel
      bad for u lol 😂

    • @StephCurryMcFlurry96
      @StephCurryMcFlurry96 5 років тому +10

      Poetry 100

    • @BeanieGoth
      @BeanieGoth 5 років тому +14

      *_charisma 100_*

    • @samscullion775
      @samscullion775 5 років тому +37

      Shoot the jizz and out you is

    • @tyrushawk2219
      @tyrushawk2219 5 років тому +3

      *rock her box then change the locks*
      *wocka flocka* *barzz*
      *real rap raw* 🔥🔥🔥

  • @roiicee
    @roiicee 7 років тому +1838

    *me when I’m desperate for the cookies*

    • @roiicee
      @roiicee 6 років тому +53

      Me

    • @iknowyouseeme3233
      @iknowyouseeme3233 6 років тому +2

      Trippz The Fox and I hope this is the slowest you've ever been replied to

    • @jboss7361
      @jboss7361 6 років тому +11

      Trippz The Fox mines 5 years and i told a kid he was dumb and he said no u

    • @s.t.a.l.k.e.r803
      @s.t.a.l.k.e.r803 6 років тому

      Jboss 73 ahahaha

    • @Nomore708
      @Nomore708 6 років тому +5

      8 years and its still ongoing ;-;
      IM DETERMINED TO GET A REPLY

  • @couldntthinkofanoriginalna2734
    @couldntthinkofanoriginalna2734 5 років тому +744

    The comments to this in a nutshell
    12%: he's left handed
    38%:a comment about trying to figure out something
    50%:The length of the video is the same as the correct combination....

  • @MikeTython34
    @MikeTython34 5 років тому +2328

    It triggers me that he never spins the lock right until he’s using the correct combination

  • @nvfloo4820
    @nvfloo4820 6 років тому +525

    *Grabs headphones plugs them in turns volume all the way up telling relaxed AD POPS UP and says "WANNA LOOK MEAN AND FIT?"*

    • @DoubleO386
      @DoubleO386 6 років тому

      FB I 😭😭

    • @jorgenbriz3687
      @jorgenbriz3687 6 років тому

      Fork ten joker

    • @starmarinrtur1493
      @starmarinrtur1493 5 років тому +16

      Dude stop lying there’s no ads in this video

    • @shiroyatagami4780
      @shiroyatagami4780 5 років тому +7

      @@starmarinrtur1493 that's an unnecessary r/quityourbullshit
      But I thank you for your knighting anyway

    • @shells4338
      @shells4338 5 років тому +1

      I know your pain

  • @lug1788
    @lug1788 5 років тому +441

    Wait, isn't the combination one from Red Dead 2?
    In the sidequest were you catch a serial killer?

    • @unitedwestand160
      @unitedwestand160 5 років тому +144

      and they say infinity war is the most ambitious crossover

    • @MegaChorro123
      @MegaChorro123 5 років тому +37

      lug
      Holy shit your right

    • @migueword9793
      @migueword9793 5 років тому +14

      lug

    • @drudan8957
      @drudan8957 5 років тому +43

      Read dead copied ephemeral rift

    • @fishfishrun1207
      @fishfishrun1207 5 років тому +6

      Drudan I have never heard of a game called read dead, would you mind telling me about it?

  • @daltonwheeldon
    @daltonwheeldon 6 років тому +310

    I love that your left handed I’ve watched this video so many times and just noticed you’re a lefty not too many of us out there

  • @josephocchionero7638
    @josephocchionero7638 4 роки тому +78

    Paul: I swear your honor, I stole the money on accident!
    LockPickingLawyer: As you can see your honor, my client has pleaded oopsie daisies.

  • @MohammedAlbattah-fo3uj
    @MohammedAlbattah-fo3uj 6 років тому +1240

    is it a coincidence that the combination is 34-36-6 and the video is 34:36 minutes long???

    • @nixkkk
      @nixkkk 6 років тому +15

      Clout Productions 🤯

    • @zain1045
      @zain1045 6 років тому +194

      Coincidence? MAYBE
      HOTEL? TRIVAGO

    • @julietagimenez8065
      @julietagimenez8065 6 років тому +5

      Zanium Ahmed pensé que el chiste había pasado hace tiempo 😂

    • @thepicone951
      @thepicone951 6 років тому +3

      ...

    • @deliriux3692
      @deliriux3692 6 років тому +1

      Clout Productions Iluminati lol

  • @quandale61
    @quandale61 7 років тому +152

    me the first day of six grade trying to get my god forsaken locker open

    • @samlowe9515
      @samlowe9515 6 років тому +3

      Pickle you got a locker in year 6? Lucky you

    • @doaadaraz185
      @doaadaraz185 6 років тому +1

      @@samlowe9515 lmao I got one in 5th grade (which is year 5)

    • @samlowe9515
      @samlowe9515 6 років тому +2

      Cat Girl19082 What! We get ours in Year 7

    • @sadisticcargo9389
      @sadisticcargo9389 5 років тому +3

      @@samlowe9515 we dont even get lockers in brazil

    • @astrxlkisses3776
      @astrxlkisses3776 5 років тому +2

      I got a locker in 4th but we didn’t have locks on them but when I reached 5th they had locks on the lockers

  • @bigjuicymilfs0725
    @bigjuicymilfs0725 6 років тому +1375

    Me trying to figure out if my crush likes me back...

  • @sophiasmith1821
    @sophiasmith1821 5 років тому +115

    I showed my dad this ASMR channel because he has trouble sleeping, and this morning he comes up to me and he says, "This channel is made with Acid." And i lost my shit

    • @inanimatestranger1553
      @inanimatestranger1553 4 роки тому

      Wait what does this mean? Explain

    • @Blooker01
      @Blooker01 4 роки тому +3

      @@inanimatestranger1553 Dude the comment is a year old.I don't think he's going to reply.

    • @inanimatestranger1553
      @inanimatestranger1553 4 роки тому

      @@Blooker01 lol that's what I thought

    • @Blooker01
      @Blooker01 4 роки тому

      @@inanimatestranger1553 Then why did you still post it?(Not to be mean)Or did you realize this after posting it and just decided to leave it?Or maybe I am just over thinking all of this.

    • @inanimatestranger1553
      @inanimatestranger1553 4 роки тому

      @@Blooker01 I thought of it after I posted it LOL and I'm lazy

  • @themegachad2730
    @themegachad2730 7 років тому +678

    Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is.

    • @ynwa9885
      @ynwa9885 7 років тому +7

      Tango Roamer lol

    • @distordog3470
      @distordog3470 7 років тому +55

      I see what you did there...

    • @azXIXza
      @azXIXza 7 років тому +4

      Tango Roamer damn

    • @josephc.558
      @josephc.558 7 років тому +3

      Mayonnaise

    • @stockloc
      @stockloc 7 років тому +10

      Tango Roamer Reported.

  • @red5helidead
    @red5helidead 6 років тому +230

    At the beginning of the video, the correct combination for the previous lock was 4-29-18. Should we be expecting a special video on April 29th or am I reading too much into it?

    • @frappo3582
      @frappo3582 6 років тому +4

      Well I checked on all his videos in April 2018 and none of them are on the 29th, the closest I got was the 28th.

    • @pennyweight5106
      @pennyweight5106 6 років тому +4

      @@frappo3582 that was late lmao

    • @notafalconsfan7897
      @notafalconsfan7897 5 років тому +6

      @@pennyweight5106 Better late then never though right?

  • @leonxrdd
    @leonxrdd 5 років тому +82

    7 year old me trying to get into accounts by adding a random username and password

  • @fatherbreadman7002
    @fatherbreadman7002 5 років тому +387

    24:51 "I need candy"

    • @danielgarciaperez9873
      @danielgarciaperez9873 5 років тому +12

      What the FU-

    • @bluwafer4255
      @bluwafer4255 4 роки тому +38

      It's kinda unsettling that his left hand twitches and he flexes his fingers just to say *"I need candy"*

    • @jamie00882
      @jamie00882 4 роки тому +1

      Jackb5 most likely, he has diabetes.

    • @Azzan_yep
      @Azzan_yep 3 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @NoEntertainment
    @NoEntertainment 7 років тому +1022

    The combination is 0-0-0. that's Not a lock, that is a can opener.

  • @jordaniverson5817
    @jordaniverson5817 7 років тому +356

    Does it bother anyone else that he doesn’t go past the first number like you’re suppose to with a combination lock?

    • @radioactive_baby
      @radioactive_baby 6 років тому +4

      Jordan Iverson yeah

    • @andrewhouk6151
      @andrewhouk6151 6 років тому +4

      Very much so

    • @milkayy380
      @milkayy380 6 років тому +17

      He did it in purpose so he could get the timing right for the video length and the code to match

    • @Angrybirdsfan223
      @Angrybirdsfan223 6 років тому +14

      It's ASMR, it doesn't have to be real, just saying.

    • @milkayy380
      @milkayy380 6 років тому

      Jacob Roxas cool

  • @internettroll1324
    @internettroll1324 3 роки тому +73

    You can tell he goes a little insane at the end because he keeps repeating the correct combination.

  • @morsecode980
    @morsecode980 6 років тому +66

    This feels like straight out of an Uncharted game or something

  • @Rhovanion85
    @Rhovanion85 7 років тому +374

    28:33 : lock you up?
    Edit: Holy crap, thanks for the likes.

  • @eandnshowidkimsomethingels7581
    @eandnshowidkimsomethingels7581 7 років тому +93

    People keep saying "wow it's funny that the lock is 34-36 and the video is 34:36 minutes long" I pretty sure he kept repeating the number sequence until the video got to that time, DUH!

    • @nathang9034
      @nathang9034 7 років тому

      The Eleanor & Norah Show u sound so much in that comment like a person that I know that it actually scares me...

    • @Rhovanion85
      @Rhovanion85 6 років тому

      BADUM TSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @flaminghotcheetosarebest7117
    @flaminghotcheetosarebest7117 3 роки тому +37

    When a cool asmr artist puts no ads on there videos: Thats very cash money of you

    • @sparklecrumbs8421
      @sparklecrumbs8421 3 роки тому +1

      Couldn’t have said it better myself

    • @Blonde-ocean
      @Blonde-ocean 3 роки тому

      Quite the opposite actually… not very cash money bEcUaSe he makes less. Wouldnt mind ads tbhs, i Think he deserves a bit of cash for helping us all out relaxing

    • @flaminghotcheetosarebest7117
      @flaminghotcheetosarebest7117 3 роки тому

      @@Blonde-ocean What? You want loud ass ads in asmr videos? Do you even know what asmr is for?????????

    • @masahirosakurai3733
      @masahirosakurai3733 3 роки тому +1

      @@flaminghotcheetosarebest7117 you are right and wrong. Without ads, he doesn't get cash money. With ads, he gets cash money. Both are cash money

  • @nikochapas1
    @nikochapas1 7 років тому +545

    40 Numbers with a 3 number code is 40^3=64,000 combinations. To get it right on the 33rd try was extremely fortunate

    • @LeFringe27
      @LeFringe27 7 років тому +221

      Niko Chapas when you buy a lock the code is put in the box already. He's just fucking around the whole time. That's why the code is 34-36-6 and the video is 34 minutes and 36 seconds long.

    • @starwarzfan49
      @starwarzfan49 7 років тому +104

      Niko Chapas you realize he knew the combination the entire time right? It's just a role play

    • @gamerscouncil2974
      @gamerscouncil2974 7 років тому +75

      Niko Chapas hmm if you look at the top it says LOCK #739 and before he had a page full and it was titled LOCK #738. I think he wants us to infer he tried 739 pages before he could finally get the combination. Obviously in terms of this role play as the people who replied who just stated the obvious he did have the code.

    • @tangterry4078
      @tangterry4078 7 років тому +58

      Well no, he does mutter that the lock is "another master lock", and with #738 not being completely filled up it probably means it's a new lock.
      Which would make, if this were a real life situation, an extremely lucky coincidence.

    • @timothyjonesjr.6161
      @timothyjonesjr.6161 7 років тому +3

      Nah, 64k is spot on

  • @samchmiel16
    @samchmiel16 7 років тому +69

    I love how the video ends at 34:36. All you need is the 6

    • @aguyonyt1
      @aguyonyt1 Рік тому +2

      maybe its 60 milliseconds

    • @Filollisejmina
      @Filollisejmina 11 місяців тому +2

      Well the vid is 6 years old so

  • @cheesysquiddy4805
    @cheesysquiddy4805 7 років тому +49

    One of your best videos in my opinion

  • @casualbydefault
    @casualbydefault 4 роки тому +13

    "This is the LockPickingLawyer and today we have a master lock that wasn't opened within 4 seconds"

  • @whatshisname1088
    @whatshisname1088 7 років тому +137

    That description sounds like an anime I'd watch.

    • @nicolatian1135
      @nicolatian1135 7 років тому +3

      Whatsisname mayonnaise

    • @kr8013
      @kr8013 7 років тому +12

      Nicolai Vest you are very annoying

    • @HeyItsJustMax
      @HeyItsJustMax 7 років тому +4

      Whatsisname It would, but he left out the video where the villain kills his father

    • @IceRezi
      @IceRezi 7 років тому

      Whatsisname same

    • @notebeans3134
      @notebeans3134 7 років тому

      i legit came here after watching anime all day

  • @goodboi8605
    @goodboi8605 4 роки тому +39

    In all but 1 of the combinations, there is a pattern: Number-Largest Number-Smallest Number. This was because the actual lock followed this pattern! Pretty cool unintentional part!

    • @jaynelee8612
      @jaynelee8612 3 роки тому +1

      i feel like every locker i had through middle and high school followed that pattern

  • @jacquelinemina6368
    @jacquelinemina6368 6 років тому +88

    So, this is how you unlock locks?
    Me:runs over lock, throws brick on lock, stabs lock violently, ITS OPEN!!!

  • @jxsh_jc9954
    @jxsh_jc9954 5 років тому +160

    Imagine wasting 30 minutes cracking a code just to find out that the code is 1 2 3😂

    • @lvke_dylan
      @lvke_dylan 3 роки тому +5

      Having 1 2 3 on a lock like that is genius

  • @dirtydan6841
    @dirtydan6841 7 років тому +409

    Anyone else forget their school locker combination while watching this

    • @echoseven8580
      @echoseven8580 7 років тому +42

      Dirty Dan I don't know mine. It's all muscle memory by the time you get to senior year.

    • @CloroxBleach-mo7tf
      @CloroxBleach-mo7tf 7 років тому +1

      Dirty Dan me

    • @scottperkins3288
      @scottperkins3288 7 років тому +7

      Dirty Dan dirty Dan I kinda did but I didn't because he has the same combination as my locker

    • @CloroxBleach-mo7tf
      @CloroxBleach-mo7tf 7 років тому +1

      Scott Perkins same lol

    • @CloroxBleach-mo7tf
      @CloroxBleach-mo7tf 7 років тому

      Olololoolo

  • @bluemoonavp2592
    @bluemoonavp2592 6 років тому +78

    Ephemeral Rift: *Keeps Saying 34 36 Over And Over*
    Me: *Looks At The Length Of The Video* 34 36...
    COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

    • @woofywoofy1689
      @woofywoofy1689 5 років тому

      Blue Moon AvP the combo is 34-36-06 too.

    • @em.b3rr
      @em.b3rr 5 років тому +2

      BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY,
      A *GAME THEORY*

  • @whatsgoodearth
    @whatsgoodearth 5 років тому +211

    *Just casually brings table and notebook next to locker* _Time to figure out the combination!_

    • @PrinceJes
      @PrinceJes 5 років тому +10

      Excuse me what are you doing?

    • @kibbleluvr
      @kibbleluvr 5 років тому +5

      s-sir this is the employee room at McDonald’s

  • @jasha7579
    @jasha7579 5 років тому +98

    Imagine how lucky to crack the code within 30 attempts when you have a one in 64 000 chance

    • @cuppajoe2
      @cuppajoe2 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheTutch and yet he still does it in 30 attempts

    • @HunterMacIntyre
      @HunterMacIntyre 3 роки тому

      @@TheTutch ur mom

    • @yeraimartinezortiz4187
      @yeraimartinezortiz4187 2 роки тому +7

      look at the crack code and after that, look at the video's length

    • @OddlyDelta
      @OddlyDelta 2 роки тому +2

      @@yeraimartinezortiz4187 where's the crack code, i need the cra-

  • @insertnamehere5106
    @insertnamehere5106 7 років тому +602

    Trying to get into my minecraft account again eh?

    • @pikkkkaro
      @pikkkkaro 7 років тому +18

      TheGreenGamer NOT ON MY SERVER

    • @emmasmith9471
      @emmasmith9471 7 років тому +2

      TheGreenGamer NOT THE MINDCRAFT NOOO (says as she crushes her computer in rage, destroying “Mindcraft”)

    • @fritzphone7803
      @fritzphone7803 7 років тому +4

      He got in.

    • @ari-bo4rr
      @ari-bo4rr 6 років тому

      canadian? you said eh .: i’m canadian sooo

    • @mke_lil8pe395
      @mke_lil8pe395 6 років тому +1

      TheGreenGamer more like Minecrap

  • @thatratguy780
    @thatratguy780 Рік тому +6

    dude really spent this much time on the locks? all you need is another master lock

  • @prestonreynolds4820
    @prestonreynolds4820 4 роки тому +61

    I know this was made 3 years ago buuuut....
    Robbing the Bank
    Escaping the Prison
    Stealing the Diamond
    Infiltrating the Airship
    Completing the Mission
    Cracking the Combination.
    No? Alright.

  • @poopperson8533
    @poopperson8533 5 років тому +12

    *When you forget your lockcode for your locker and your trying to be as quiet as possible so teachers won't see you:*

  • @MrStapleLeaf
    @MrStapleLeaf 7 років тому +409

    Elder Scrolls VI Lockpicking

    • @dutchvanderlinde7081
      @dutchvanderlinde7081 7 років тому +10

      Lockpicking 100

    • @ezra6275
      @ezra6275 7 років тому +2

      This is a master lock level

    • @DoctorFluffy707
      @DoctorFluffy707 6 років тому

      This is legendary lock level, it will fuck your shit up

    • @Goodguydude
      @Goodguydude 6 років тому +1

      Communist Bear Lockpicking 100

    • @toycat-
      @toycat- 6 років тому +4

      i just found your post right after TES VI announcement lol

  • @spoofsleeps9511
    @spoofsleeps9511 7 років тому +341

    Am I the only one who does not know how to work those kinds of locks?

    • @melissa18.01
      @melissa18.01 6 років тому +7

      Datguynamed BOB no you're not😂omg I thought I was the only one

    • @iamafanofmanythings3973
      @iamafanofmanythings3973 6 років тому +23

      Yalll must be either homeschooled, in elementary school or your school doesn’t have lockers for some reason

    • @melissa18.01
      @melissa18.01 6 років тому +149

      Tasu Kori or you're just from another country

    • @Virtuesubsribetome
      @Virtuesubsribetome 6 років тому +9

      Tasu Kori or he’s an absolute mongoloid

    • @collinthibodeaux6517
      @collinthibodeaux6517 6 років тому +1

      Datguynamed BOB nope don't know ether bob

  • @readthisifyourhomosexual7389
    @readthisifyourhomosexual7389 5 років тому +315

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Ad: So JuSt LyInG dOwN

    • @shartty1678
      @shartty1678 5 років тому +14

      skie_cloud 1388 HEADSPACE

    • @toasty169
      @toasty169 5 років тому +30

      We will focus on the different parts of the body *camera pans down to the crotch*

    • @TheMagesticTofu
      @TheMagesticTofu 5 років тому +5

      Toasty169 starting at the feet

    • @nullskull-everything5495
      @nullskull-everything5495 4 роки тому +5

      The Majestic Tofu and moving up

    • @frostedfire9972
      @frostedfire9972 4 роки тому +4

      Toasty169 the different *PARTS* of the body

  • @vincentdeschatelets1359
    @vincentdeschatelets1359 3 роки тому +2

    It's been 3 years since I discovered your channel and this was the first video I watched. Thank you for helping me sleep and relax through time of stress and anxiety.

  • @asdsadkjnsad
    @asdsadkjnsad 6 років тому +49

    Rift dude, thanks. I locked my brother with a key chain and a lock.... Took me 3 hours to help him

  • @biggboi8009
    @biggboi8009 3 роки тому +19

    Trying to remember your locker code after spring break:

  • @1noxaj
    @1noxaj 3 роки тому +8

    “this is thelockpickinglawyer, and today we have another master lock for you”
    *shims the lock and opens it in under a second*
    “as you can see, master locks have a serious design flaw

  • @icyxlzq
    @icyxlzq 5 років тому +36

    When your P:E coach says put the combination slowly

  • @ixnexus
    @ixnexus 7 років тому +162

    Genius, video time is 34:36

    • @evanoconnor3781
      @evanoconnor3781 7 років тому +1

      Am I missing something

    • @stormwake1936
      @stormwake1936 7 років тому +19

      The combination for the lock ends up being 34-36-6

    • @dmcpartlin17
      @dmcpartlin17 7 років тому +2

      Obito Uchiha and there will be 6 vids hehe

    • @dmxdmx8332
      @dmxdmx8332 7 років тому +1

      If you look at description he actually mentions making a series of this type of video and there are 6.

    • @Mighty_Buffalo
      @Mighty_Buffalo 7 років тому +5

      That what I said and I never got likes

  • @cpcsniper1175
    @cpcsniper1175 2 роки тому +64

    Can we talk about the perfect circle at 21:22

  • @Skippy__
    @Skippy__ 9 місяців тому +5

    When he finds out he could've just hit it with a brick since it's a masterlock

    • @sigzonia6502
      @sigzonia6502 9 місяців тому

      this is a master lock you can break it with another master lock (pls know what i’m talking about)

    • @Skippy__
      @Skippy__ 9 місяців тому

      @@sigzonia6502 yeah he pops up in youtube shorts from time to time

  • @ethancarroll6532
    @ethancarroll6532 4 роки тому +10

    He starts talking about the people after him at 28:36 and the previous failed attempt was 28-36-9

  • @KaryASMR
    @KaryASMR 7 років тому +20

    Timestamp:
    00:00 start relax
    34:36 Start cry

  • @Kekker
    @Kekker 7 років тому +235

    Your future videos in the description sound promising! When you get the lockpick you could also do a Skyrim RP, cheers!

  • @exploringwithasmr
    @exploringwithasmr 7 років тому +24

    THE MAN WHO NEVER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS.

  • @Shurzii_
    @Shurzii_ 5 років тому +19

    Me trying to remember one of the 93,000 passwords I’ve had in my lifetime

  • @spider-man9684
    @spider-man9684 7 років тому +27

    The combo for the lock is 34-36-6 and the video is 34:36 minutes long. I see what you did there.

  • @ok-gq7oy
    @ok-gq7oy 7 років тому +784

    Oh, hi leftie

    • @lauraliggins2711
      @lauraliggins2711 6 років тому +40

      Lea Anbacher I thought they were extinct xD
      This is a joke I’m also left handed

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 6 років тому +103

      Here we see three rare left handed people, enjoying in a calm conversation. Let's observe them even more.....

    • @lauraliggins2711
      @lauraliggins2711 6 років тому +2

      Nevermind the thought yes yes

    • @aero4277
      @aero4277 6 років тому +32

      I also primarily utilize the left hand for most basic tasks that involve the usage of digits for writing.
      Translation: I’m left handed

    • @colecostie
      @colecostie 6 років тому +7

      Brothers?

  • @ronaldmartiny5425
    @ronaldmartiny5425 7 років тому +624

    "The numbers Mason what do they mean"
    Lmao I just check this comment thanks for the likes👌🏻

    • @calebwalton1989
      @calebwalton1989 6 років тому +13

      Ronald Martiny omg best black ops reference

    • @leoneabbacchio6966
      @leoneabbacchio6966 6 років тому +6

      Ooh good cod bo reference I always liked those games because my name is Mason

    • @sarahrubalcava6147
      @sarahrubalcava6147 6 років тому +5

      Lol...i miss those good old days

    • @calebwalton1989
      @calebwalton1989 6 років тому +5

      Reznov!!!? Where are you Reznov!!?

    • @marvinkirkland7634
      @marvinkirkland7634 6 років тому +1

      "I dont know anything about some numbers"

  • @kulyke3189
    @kulyke3189 5 років тому +29

    Me when I forget my animal jam account password

    • @Dippy
      @Dippy 5 років тому +4

      Kulyke :3 bro you just triggered my nostalgia

  • @morgangobin6550
    @morgangobin6550 7 років тому +31

    "The Plague Doctor's Apprentice"? "The Candy Man's Apprentice"? I can't wait for those!!! :D

    • @morgangobin6550
      @morgangobin6550 7 років тому

      MrTheEpicduck I know he would! I watched the "Special Delivery" crossover video ER did awhile ago. Corvus was adorable and scatterbrained as ever, but a good teacher nonetheless.

  • @timstruckmeyer4761
    @timstruckmeyer4761 7 років тому +585

    Guess hes cracking open a locked one...
    I hate myself

    • @chloeprice6721
      @chloeprice6721 7 років тому +4

      Timala with the numbers my guy

    • @inject5373
      @inject5373 7 років тому +3

      KDC-Tipsy wOOOOOAAH THERE BUDDY

    • @Alex-cz3te
      @Alex-cz3te 6 років тому +10

      Shut your fuck up

    • @rooster3752
      @rooster3752 6 років тому +1

      Alex Alexander what?

    • @Alex-cz3te
      @Alex-cz3te 6 років тому +3

      Sh0tgun Ness exactly

  • @cruinnannuin8925
    @cruinnannuin8925 6 років тому +90

    Master lock? Give me two crescent wrenches and I'll have it open in five seconds.

    • @mikibagley9292
      @mikibagley9292 5 років тому +10

      I once had to have a teacher pry master lock open because the lock broke and the key wouldn't go in:p

    • @maxence5030
      @maxence5030 5 років тому +7

      Ok macgyver

    • @Mir_Teiwaz
      @Mir_Teiwaz 5 років тому +2

      @@maxence5030 master locks are just that bad, lol.

    • @LampreyKisses
      @LampreyKisses 5 років тому +1

      There;s always gotta be a no-fun allowed guy.

    • @h_lock6423
      @h_lock6423 5 років тому

      r/nobodyasked

  • @kodakorange4820
    @kodakorange4820 5 років тому +12

    this is the only asmr that really got me

  • @giausjulius4
    @giausjulius4 6 років тому +39

    6-28-14
    The things you remember from your early years. Crazy, right?

    • @jasminm9971
      @jasminm9971 6 років тому

      the only thing i remember about that day/particular set of numbers is celebrating turning 12.. LMAO

    • @shydragaming8074
      @shydragaming8074 5 років тому

      24-06-12

    • @kadens
      @kadens 5 років тому

      The 6th month of the 28th is my birthday.

    • @patrickdonnelly8802
      @patrickdonnelly8802 5 років тому +1

      34-38-6 i couldnt remember it if it depended on my life ended up having to get it cut off at one point, then when the janitor gave me it cut up i decided to give it one more try before throwing it out. Now i can even remember it today without trying... smh

    • @h2ohudson
      @h2ohudson 5 років тому +1

      40-30-28 i was the master getting perfect locker combs. gym was 30-40 i shit you not