Dave Portnoy fiercely defends this controversial topic on 'Tucker'

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  • 'Sharks Have Feelings too Author spend two years researching sharks. #FoxNews #Tucker
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  • @DrCruel
    @DrCruel 3 роки тому +844

    Sharks DO have feelings. For example, they frequently feel hungry.

    • @michellemiller4909
      @michellemiller4909 3 роки тому +4

      Offer them food , not neighbors !

    • @loripiontek
      @loripiontek 3 роки тому +2

      That's not an emotional feeling at all.

    • @chrismcdonald6554
      @chrismcdonald6554 3 роки тому +6

      They feel there teeth in your skin when they attack you!!!!

    • @rogercarpenter418
      @rogercarpenter418 3 роки тому +7

      We eat them but they can't eat us?

    • @themadrapper101
      @themadrapper101 3 роки тому +6

      Sharks are cool though democrats are the complete opposite of cool

  • @jimc7022
    @jimc7022 3 роки тому +301

    I honestly can’t tell the difference between satire and reality anymore. This is the world we live in.

    • @littledove1173
      @littledove1173 3 роки тому +10

      I agree, I thought he was kidding but no…. this is our world.

    • @trustedsource1273
      @trustedsource1273 3 роки тому +9

      shhhh, satire, don't tell anybody 😉😉

    • @adrianblanchard416
      @adrianblanchard416 3 роки тому +1

      I thought it was just me

    • @goose2323
      @goose2323 3 роки тому +4

      @@littledove1173 of course he’s kidding.

    • @xandergreene7555
      @xandergreene7555 3 роки тому

      I'm right there with you lol

  • @user-sp5bn6ye8y
    @user-sp5bn6ye8y 3 роки тому +84

    How they both kept a straight face through that entire recording is beyond me lol

    • @impeachbiden8912
      @impeachbiden8912 3 роки тому +1

      Speaking from experience, sharks can actually get pissed off when you wander into their territory, especially if there's an adolescent shark they're protecting (I got out of there in a hurry after the 2 adults made 'runs' at me). Thing is, we divers weren't the only creatures wandering into their territory...there were fish, sea turtles, boats passing by overhead...and if I'd been bitten, I sure has heck would have considered it an ATTACK. What's wrong with these libertard soy boys? (and if this is the type of individual Biden wants to recruit for our military and intelligence agencies, the Chi-Coms will roll right over the USA like German into France in 1940!

  • @trustedsource1273
    @trustedsource1273 3 роки тому +99

    I was waiting see how long Tucker would do this straight faced.

    • @sophiarieber7558
      @sophiarieber7558 3 роки тому +3

      oh but the DUDE!!!! He actually thought that THIS was a REAL interview!!!! Tucker is amazingly BRILLIANT!!! oh my goodness, I'm breathless from laughing.......

  • @homina4251
    @homina4251 3 роки тому +200

    My uncle unfortunately just died from a negative interaction with his heart

  • @SteveSmithtoo
    @SteveSmithtoo 3 роки тому +583

    One bite everyone knows the rules.

  • @superdavidss
    @superdavidss 3 роки тому +130

    Donald John Trump: The Art of The Deal
    Dave Portnoy: Sharks Have Feelings too

    • @StMichael7
      @StMichael7 3 роки тому +3

      What a contrast. One book helped thousands of people become successful in business and the other book teaches children to say the F word

    • @scottcharteris6449
      @scottcharteris6449 3 роки тому

      Tony Schwartz wrote Art of the Deal. Trump just put his name on it.
      ...it is what Trump does. You don't think he cattle ranched his steaks as well? Made the cologne? Designed the ties? Built anything?

    • @brockobamagh1851
      @brockobamagh1851 3 роки тому

      @@scottcharteris6449 Who wrote Hunter's book? I can believe he did the artwork himself, it looks like my Goddaughter's finger paints (if she was high on crack and parmesan cheese). I still wouldn't shell out ten bucks for the entire collection.

    • @scottcharteris6449
      @scottcharteris6449 3 роки тому

      @@brockobamagh1851 I wouldn't know a thing about Biden's kid. I am not obsessed over someone that meaningless to my life.

    • @brockobamagh1851
      @brockobamagh1851 3 роки тому +1

      @@scottcharteris6449 But you knew the name of Trump's ghostwriter? Sounds a little obsessive to me.

  • @ekgr212
    @ekgr212 3 роки тому +44

    “If the President’s son can be an expert with little to no qualifications, then so can I!” 🤡

    • @realafmechanic2464
      @realafmechanic2464 3 роки тому +1

      You mean “little to no”…

    • @ekgr212
      @ekgr212 3 роки тому

      @Joshua Register guess that equivalent of a Dad joke was funny/witty in your mind enough to have commented it 😳🤡 Seek help.

  • @lindaburkhardt6430
    @lindaburkhardt6430 3 роки тому +237

    A "negative interaction" is when Wal-Mart won't let you return something. A shark attack is well, a SHARK attack!

    • @lds251
      @lds251 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @themandwellaeffect1970
      @themandwellaeffect1970 3 роки тому +4

      😂🤣 it’s so funny because it’s 100% TRUE!

    • @joesmith5159
      @joesmith5159 3 роки тому +1

      13%>52% of negative interactions

    • @3SevenStangVids
      @3SevenStangVids 3 роки тому +5

      a negative interaction is when walmart asks me if i paid for that 600$ TV and i have to show a receipt after walking 100 ft from the register

    • @chuckdickinson7123
      @chuckdickinson7123 3 роки тому +1

      He should write a book about a shark that not only didn't bite people , but befriended people. Kept people from drowning & eaten by other fish. Kharma Shark.

  • @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258
    @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258 3 роки тому +52

    George Floyd mural had a negative interaction with God's lightning. ⚡
    "Stop existing in reality if you don't want negative interactions". -blm

    • @cincinnatislider
      @cincinnatislider 3 роки тому +1

      Leviticus 26:1
      “’Do not make idols or set up an image or a sacred stone for yourselves, and do not place a carved stone in your land to bow down before it.

    • @Tummyknuckle
      @Tummyknuckle 3 роки тому +1

      I'm surprised that CNN hasn't blamed Trump.

    • @cincinnatislider
      @cincinnatislider 3 роки тому

      @@Tummyknuckle haha, trump colluded with Jahweh. He’s a Jahweh-ian asset.

    • @TheWestlandgirl
      @TheWestlandgirl 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @ivanlourencao3259
    @ivanlourencao3259 3 роки тому +83

    Tucker's capacity to keep a straight face is definitively impressive, isn't it?

  • @thunderbay8888
    @thunderbay8888 3 роки тому +35

    “Sharks have feelings too. Everyone knows the rules.” - Prez.

  • @hddy5994
    @hddy5994 3 роки тому +16

    I was laughing, thinking what sort of moronic country would call them 'negative interactions'..... then he said Australia... Dammit

    • @jeweljuly5161
      @jeweljuly5161 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahahaha 😂

    • @missmindersue
      @missmindersue 3 роки тому +3

      OMGosh 🤣😂🤣 Your comment has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣 DONT get me wrong, I love my Australian brothers and sisters, together We’ll Win. ❤️

  • @Trippy_solutions
    @Trippy_solutions 3 роки тому +44

    Dave on Tucker is some of my favorite segments.

    • @MrMajikman1
      @MrMajikman1 3 роки тому +2

      Portnoy is a hoot🤣🤣🤣

    • @sherryB5
      @sherryB5 3 роки тому

      Oh is this a regular on Tucker Carlson?

    • @MrMajikman1
      @MrMajikman1 3 роки тому +1

      @@sherryB5 He is not on all of the time, but he does make guest appearances now and then.

  • @degennaro9494
    @degennaro9494 3 роки тому +23

    Tucker how did you keep a straight face during that interview

  • @twistedleft1060
    @twistedleft1060 3 роки тому +23

    Those shark attacks are actually dinner-time accidents.

  • @J_D_B4379
    @J_D_B4379 3 роки тому +95

    Well I for one will sleep better tonight knowing "shark attack" isn't an acceptable phrase anymore

  • @joking7081
    @joking7081 3 роки тому +27

    Portnoy is wrong. He compared snakes to sharks. Most snakes are fearful of people and try to escape. Sharks are not fearful.

    • @mekuranda
      @mekuranda 3 роки тому +3

      Yep...Portnoy does not inspire real understanding of animal behaviour.....and I would much rather be in the same room with just about any snake than in a pool with a Great White (Taipans excepted)

    • @megaliberty
      @megaliberty 3 роки тому +3

      @@mekuranda Stay away from black mambas, too. The have been known to chase humans, they are the fastest land snake, and their bites are life threatening.

    • @mekuranda
      @mekuranda 3 роки тому +2

      @@megaliberty OK...I only know Aussie snakes and sharks....I am glade those black mambas are not here....movie reputation is pretty worrying :)

    • @leeemenheiser8607
      @leeemenheiser8607 3 роки тому +2

      I gave all the guys below you a thumbs up. I'm glad you all caught that. Snakes are afraid of humans and I've never had a snake jump out of the bushes at me. Dudes just full of him self.

    • @zephyr-mq3cv
      @zephyr-mq3cv 3 роки тому

      Yep, sharks are more curious about you as a bony, two-legged animal than they are scared of you. 🤷🏻

  • @spartanwolf
    @spartanwolf 3 роки тому +13

    Dave Portnoy: Sharks are the greatest predator that ever lived!
    Orcas: Look a comedian

  • @tinytattoomike7943
    @tinytattoomike7943 3 роки тому +20

    That smirk at the end tells me he trolled everyone
    The F word in a kids book ? Really ? 👌

  • @dinoleneal6007
    @dinoleneal6007 3 роки тому +131

    “They’ll learn the “F” word at some point, might as well learn it here” 😂😂 Dave is a nut, lmao

    • @ianbanner9292
      @ianbanner9292 3 роки тому

      Folk is not a swear word, so why is the conjugation?

    • @aiman_yt
      @aiman_yt 3 роки тому

      Hes an actor. I have seen this guy before on Tucker

    • @wvusmc
      @wvusmc 3 роки тому

      The learn it on Call of Duty multiplayer.

    • @kingvincentarchcravenxiii1141
      @kingvincentarchcravenxiii1141 3 роки тому +2

      Not really an actor, maybe he has acted in something but he’s from BarStool sports. He’s El presidente and I think creator of barstool. It’s a popular online sports blog with popular Twitter, Instagram and Tiktok accounts. and one of those small newspapers you ussually find in those paper stands and boxes near transit stops in most cities. they have been around since 2004ish here in boston, where it started.

  • @lukemn29
    @lukemn29 3 роки тому +136

    Sharks are also very politicized: when they smell blood, they attack.

    • @jbarton1541
      @jbarton1541 3 роки тому

      Most sharks would prefer a fish over you. I have paid to swim with reef sharks. They have no interest in humans. I guess Tucker ran out of political crap to get you spun up over so he is taking it out on sharks.

    • @patrickfennell6372
      @patrickfennell6372 3 роки тому +8

      Sharks never touch lawyers and politicians, professional courtesy

    • @TheExcellencyOfAmerica
      @TheExcellencyOfAmerica 3 роки тому +2

      America will win this war against tyranny. 🙏🏻🇺🇸😤

    • @cherylkruisheer3365
      @cherylkruisheer3365 3 роки тому +2

      @@jbarton1541 pleeeease

    • @justinalexander3594
      @justinalexander3594 3 роки тому +2

      @@jbarton1541 shut up

  • @timewilltell7409
    @timewilltell7409 3 роки тому +13

    I’m glad to see SOMEONE speaking up for the victims of anti-shark prejudice. Better late than never.

  • @teydo14
    @teydo14 3 роки тому +5

    This is the best interview I’ve seen in a long time, I thank both of you for this 5 minutes of comedy. 🤣🤙🏼

  • @fritzvolz1640
    @fritzvolz1640 3 роки тому +28

    The original movie Jaws; would not have been the same, if the townspeople complained about negative encounter with sharks, instead of shark attacks.

    • @joemoore6964
      @joemoore6964 3 роки тому

      Well jaws is getting ready to be cut it's just been cancel cultured

  • @jhamilton1007
    @jhamilton1007 3 роки тому +26

    Forget about a mere "shark attack". The way the past couple years have been going, a Sharknado actually happening wouldn't surprise me in the least.

    • @arcanaco
      @arcanaco 3 роки тому +1

      For real though

    • @billmeriwether605
      @billmeriwether605 3 роки тому +1

      Sharknado is real ...”google it” ! ..... an’ everything.......

  • @Hat5858
    @Hat5858 3 роки тому +5

    I like sharks... I do not agree with killing them for their fins. That process is totally barbaric.

    • @chadf1034
      @chadf1034 3 роки тому

      Should train to remove the fin without killing. Convert some ninja to shark fin retrieval units. Get the fin without the shark even knowing!

    • @Hat5858
      @Hat5858 3 роки тому

      @American Hero its a living creature that serves a purpose

    • @Hat5858
      @Hat5858 3 роки тому

      @American Hero according to you... There is a right and wrong way to harvest animals. I suggest you watch a few vuds on how shark fins are harvested.

    • @Hat5858
      @Hat5858 3 роки тому

      @American Hero let me know if you agree with the process

    • @Hat5858
      @Hat5858 3 роки тому

      @American Hero naturally not... You just want to argue

  • @alexandriaocasio-smollett5078
    @alexandriaocasio-smollett5078 3 роки тому +3

    This might be one of the best segments I’ve seen in a long time. The reason why I say that is there are so many levels to this segment.
    One can completely take the segment at face value, and thoroughly enjoy it.
    One can also take some of the language as symbolism to mean other things.. and thoroughly enjoy it.
    Or one can realize that the comedic and satirical dialogue between Tucker and Dave Portnoy is off the charts clever and provides spot on commentary of the absurdity of social justice.. and thoroughly enjoy it.
    Such a brilliant segment.

    • @StormTrysail
      @StormTrysail 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah! Someone who actually got it! Read the comments and see how many actually believed every word. This was a critical thinking test and 95% failed!

  • @matthewbarry7026
    @matthewbarry7026 3 роки тому +24

    Im coming out with my new book, "Snakes have Feelings" prove this guy wrong. Sharks are the true snakes in the grass.

    • @tutnetam
      @tutnetam 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂👍👍👍 PRICELESS!

    • @yoursodumn
      @yoursodumn 3 роки тому +4

      I'm looking at my corn snake right now, and her eyes glistened when Dave said that terribly insensitive comment. What a scumbag.

    • @arcanaco
      @arcanaco 3 роки тому

      Some feelings have snakes

    • @justindodson7471
      @justindodson7471 3 роки тому

      Got that right! Took this dumbo 2 years and it looked like something that should take 1 week. Hell if we even take 2 weeks to write a book on snakes it would definitely be better than his.

    • @justindodson7471
      @justindodson7471 3 роки тому

      @Miss Isles Well that’s sad tho. So you had a friend in the US that was 1 out of the 5 average deaths because of underlying venom allergies? That’s like a .00000002% of dying from a bite. Wish the lottery odds we were that good. 36K people die in car wrecks a year vs snake bite of 5? Just some helpful facts. Sorry bout ur friend unless of course ur being funny 😁

  • @platinum6978
    @platinum6978 3 роки тому +20

    How do u keep a straight face Tucker! 🤣😂😅

    • @christinebiada1292
      @christinebiada1292 3 роки тому +2

      I was thinking the same thing!! 🤣

    • @guns4toilets
      @guns4toilets 3 роки тому +1

      *stares Tuckerly*

    • @JSchaffer214
      @JSchaffer214 3 роки тому +2

      What's really sad is there are a lot of people in the comments that took this whole bit way too seriously.

    • @platinum6978
      @platinum6978 3 роки тому

      He's a professional 👏👌🤣

    • @trustedsource1273
      @trustedsource1273 3 роки тому

      @@JSchaffer214 Now we know how Biden won

  • @bamboo9040
    @bamboo9040 3 роки тому +3

    "I look for every pro-shark propaganda piece of information to write my book" at least he is honest about his bias.

  • @Only2GendersCommonSense
    @Only2GendersCommonSense 3 роки тому +14

    Two of the top trolls in America: Tucker and Portnoy 😂😂😂

  • @gc5006
    @gc5006 3 роки тому +14

    UA-cam silenced me...AGAIN. SPEAK OUT AGAINST THEIR REPRESSION.

    • @davids.2703
      @davids.2703 3 роки тому

      Yeah let's protect your God given right to post comments on youtube

  • @hughmungus7425
    @hughmungus7425 3 роки тому +31

    We just learned Arizona actually went to Trump in the last election and we're talking about sharks?
    I guess we can walk and chew bubblegum at the same time, but this feels excesive.

  • @northshore1000
    @northshore1000 3 роки тому +6

    We live in a world that becomes more looney with every passing day. We ask, “What’s next…?”

    • @JoshuaRitchey79
      @JoshuaRitchey79 3 роки тому

      When they release the 1 million border jumpers into the American population to generate more Demosheep votes.

  • @johnpatterson7033
    @johnpatterson7033 3 роки тому +8

    Can’t believe how funny, really hilarious, tongue and cheek. This guy can really work the woke, good on you mate

  • @MarcelaKPreininger
    @MarcelaKPreininger 3 роки тому +15

    Is this a spoof segment? This can't be serious

    • @jimwires488
      @jimwires488 3 роки тому +2

      Loony enough to be.

    • @jerrykalbaugh2899
      @jerrykalbaugh2899 3 роки тому

      The world is off kilter

    • @ndepke
      @ndepke 3 роки тому +2

      Its a spoof segment. And dave is a smartass. Its too good

    • @MarcelaKPreininger
      @MarcelaKPreininger 3 роки тому

      @@ndepke Good. I was laughing hard, but I wasn't sure if I was laughing at them or with them

    • @jamessykes2760
      @jamessykes2760 3 роки тому

      I felt exactly the same thing.

  • @9SecondStreetMustang
    @9SecondStreetMustang 3 роки тому +20

    One bite, everybody knows the rules..
    We are at…where are we Frankie?!?

  • @masspanick9029
    @masspanick9029 3 роки тому +2

    This whole segment reeks of "We do a little trolling" lmao

  • @chestersylvester2972
    @chestersylvester2972 3 роки тому +4

    It takes true talent to get through a segment like this without losing it.

  • @stuzman52
    @stuzman52 3 роки тому +5

    I believe we need to do a study to find out how many sharks are racists.

    • @jjccamis
      @jjccamis 3 роки тому +1

      They are not racist at all. White flesh, black flesh, brown flesh, red flesh, yellow flesh, they all taste pretty much the same.

    • @MrMajikman1
      @MrMajikman1 3 роки тому

      Definitely the Great "White" shark is racist!🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

    • @Chris-lf9dl
      @Chris-lf9dl 3 роки тому +1

      Are shark's teeth white or black? If they are white must be racist shark..............................laughing.

  • @k.w.m.2470
    @k.w.m.2470 3 роки тому +10

    Sharks have been cancelled…officially!!! Omg 😱

  • @MrSez1979
    @MrSez1979 3 роки тому +3

    Love how their intrinsic sarcasm plays so well off each other...

  • @esava44
    @esava44 3 роки тому +4

    I love segments like this. Where Tucker acts super serious about ridiculous things people do and say and adding Portnoy to any conversation is a plus.

  • @DovesCollection
    @DovesCollection 3 роки тому +19

    Tucker is my favorite FOX news anchor.

  • @scott5310
    @scott5310 3 роки тому +8

    I actually identify as a shark and agree with this. I bit my neighbor when he stepped into my lawn last month, now I'm on house arrest. I'd love to be on the show Tuck. Great job Pres!

    • @trustedsource1273
      @trustedsource1273 3 роки тому +1

      I guess you can go to court and claim it was only a "negative interaction." Case dismissed.

  • @ManuelFSilva
    @ManuelFSilva 3 роки тому +18

    Tucker Carlson saying to himself, 100 million sharks but an endless amount of CLOWNS

  • @foobar3139
    @foobar3139 3 роки тому +4

    “Humans don’t belong in the water.”

  • @1broncos7
    @1broncos7 3 роки тому +30

    Is this conversation really happening?!

  • @mercysakes2623
    @mercysakes2623 3 роки тому +14

    This is so f-n funny. It’s sounding like all the other interactions, just subject or group is different. But this is what they want us to sound like. Good job guys

  • @spsawyer22
    @spsawyer22 3 роки тому +12

    "Portnoy spent over a year researching sharks" Died.

  • @chrisod22
    @chrisod22 3 роки тому +2

    Sharks often bite people because they mistake them for prey. They bite a human, realize they are not interested, and leave. So, I think the most appropriate term is "negative dining experience."

  • @Sageautomatic
    @Sageautomatic 3 роки тому +5

    It's so hard to tell if Tucker is being serious or condescending.

  • @SteverRob
    @SteverRob 3 роки тому +17

    “Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'...”

    • @YaGirlCJ
      @YaGirlCJ 3 роки тому +6

      We gonna need a bigger boat🤣

    • @4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz
      @4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz 3 роки тому +3

      And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock!

    • @platinumrayo6322
      @platinumrayo6322 3 роки тому

      I'M TALKIN ABOUT SHARKIN FOR A LIVING

    • @platinumrayo6322
      @platinumrayo6322 3 роки тому

      I'M TALKIN ABOUT SHARKIN FOR A LIVING

  • @LegalesePodcast
    @LegalesePodcast 3 роки тому +2

    I love the fact he actually used the term "pro shark propaganda"

  • @CaliMex57
    @CaliMex57 3 роки тому +1

    The lunacy in this country is beyond repair!

  • @smokeymcpot69
    @smokeymcpot69 3 роки тому +7

    I love how he's doing his classic Tucker look while all this is going on lol

  • @ral2585
    @ral2585 3 роки тому +17

    Tucker x Portnoy 2024

    • @neyenice
      @neyenice 3 роки тому

      Nope...that's disaster..not every one that leans right is good candidate for POTUS...some are fragile minded...portnoy certainly would be bush.2.0.

  • @philipshapiro4587
    @philipshapiro4587 3 роки тому +1

    Coronaviruses have feelings too!
    We should respect that.

  • @HH-gf5dj
    @HH-gf5dj 3 роки тому +2

    Sometimes i wonder how i ended up on this planet.

  • @JeffAM1986
    @JeffAM1986 3 роки тому +11

    A wild animal attack is a wild animal attack. These people must sit around and pull apart every concept that pops into their narrow minded heads. And totally wrong, humans belong in the water. We just aren’t meant to live in it. Just respect nature. People are so dumb and mistreat animals with their ignorance.

  • @josephlonc1998
    @josephlonc1998 3 роки тому +4

    If someone would have described an interview like this happening to me yesterday… oh man

  • @bdawgrise6961
    @bdawgrise6961 3 роки тому +1

    The hell!!?? I live Australia and they’re doing this!!??

  • @stephaniemr1981
    @stephaniemr1981 3 роки тому +1

    These people are losing their marbles. You would think they would be embarrassed to say such ignorant things.

    • @4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz
      @4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz 3 роки тому

      They have nothing better to do. That's the problem with the tech geeks who drive these changes. They make so much money that they have no real problems to worry about, and being on the computer all day keeps them permanently isolated from the real world. Eventually they enter a state of full psychosis where pronouns or a "racist" insect name takes on earth-shattering importance.

  • @JoeCaviano
    @JoeCaviano 3 роки тому +8

    Now saying 'shark attack's isn't politically correct? Yeah must be 2021.

    • @AC-pn4tk
      @AC-pn4tk 3 роки тому

      Samsung phone camera had an update to change the camera setting name "white balance" to "temperature". Yah it's 2021

    • @JoeCaviano
      @JoeCaviano 3 роки тому +1

      @@AC-pn4tk can you hear me shaking my head?

  • @stevedix3695
    @stevedix3695 3 роки тому +4

    He doesn't know very much about snakes. He might know about sharks but he's not very up on snakes.

  • @neilschmid4991
    @neilschmid4991 3 роки тому

    Sharks are actually really friendly as long as you don't touch their private parts. lmao

  • @Delosian
    @Delosian 3 роки тому +3

    As an Australian surfer once told me, "the problem with sharks is that they smell with their teeth".

  • @jaredbarker27
    @jaredbarker27 3 роки тому +7

    Dave is being a smart a$& lol and he’s banking off of it, GENIUS

    • @lippyck6482
      @lippyck6482 3 роки тому

      From his facial expressions i dont think he is being smart as$, more like dumb as$ that realy believes whats he saying

    • @StormTrysail
      @StormTrysail 3 роки тому +2

      @@lippyck6482 it was satire! Not many figured that out.

  • @Ben-DPPU
    @Ben-DPPU 3 роки тому +8

    Many animals live in the water, including big whales. Ocean is not the home of one creature.

    • @radioraffa
      @radioraffa 3 роки тому

      what is a Wal? A new species ??

  • @momsmushroomsjodyfoster5786
    @momsmushroomsjodyfoster5786 3 роки тому

    Well we can’t risk offending the sharks!! 😂

  • @benkrom2737
    @benkrom2737 3 роки тому

    If you see seals , stay out of the water. If you see sharks, definitely stay out !

  • @Ontheroxxwithsalt
    @Ontheroxxwithsalt 3 роки тому +5

    These two guys together are great. I'd love to see a talk show with them hashing up current culture and politics. It would have an "Odd Couple" vibe to it. The sort of richy rich Connecticut rowing champion boarding school graduate, Tucker with bis sweater tied around his shoulders And Dave, in his Hawaiian shirt, being the typical granola crunching tech nerd surfer dude. I'd enjoy hearing their banter and listening to Dave cracking Tucker up so he does that dry, rich guy laugh where his lips don't move and his face barely changes expression.

  • @russmcafee6066
    @russmcafee6066 3 роки тому +4

    One bite everyone knows he’s a shark expert

  • @peterbiltpilot516
    @peterbiltpilot516 3 роки тому

    Sharks should be more offended that Mark Cuban is called a shark

  • @geemac7267
    @geemac7267 3 роки тому

    Finally, I have permission to bite uninvited guests in my home.

  • @notsure8012
    @notsure8012 3 роки тому +7

    I love how he doesn't break character. This is brilliant.

  • @matthewjohngrabow9365
    @matthewjohngrabow9365 3 роки тому +3

    Wow. He seems serious. I admire and respect this guy. And I'm not a sports fan. A decent person fan, though.

  • @phukit5456
    @phukit5456 3 роки тому

    New reality show "Keeping up with the Sharks". Alternate title "Sharks in Therapy".

  • @Pooka_or_Puck
    @Pooka_or_Puck 3 роки тому +1

    He does realize that quite a few children's books have sold well. But, as an example, nobody bought Green Eggs and Ham thinking "Wow, a factual, evidence based book about cats".

    • @static-tf2ji
      @static-tf2ji 3 роки тому +1

      Nor did they buy it having to worry whether it contained profanity or not.

  • @alexfez
    @alexfez 3 роки тому +6

    Does no one realize his literally joking. No sure if tucker was in on it but he has to have known half way threw cause he asked less serious questions and laughed.

    • @StormTrysail
      @StormTrysail 3 роки тому

      @X V very few picked up on that. The comments are amazing. It was Satire people!

  • @Bigben-1989
    @Bigben-1989 3 роки тому +3

    Were they both trolling or is Dave that clueless?? Can’t tell if this is like Randy on South Park interviewing with jim Rome or if this was really that cringe 💀

  • @ondgek6630
    @ondgek6630 3 роки тому +1

    Everybody knows the rules : Dave knows zero about snakes

  • @seth7745
    @seth7745 3 роки тому

    I don't know why he thought he had to bring snakes into it. Politicians have feelings too.

  • @nicogreco6665
    @nicogreco6665 3 роки тому +12

    Portnoys “snake hate speech” is divisive and exclusionary., And is painting snakes in a bad light., Snakes have feelings too.,🤔🤔😱

    • @captainjohn7833
      @captainjohn7833 3 роки тому

      Yes they do. If you stomp ones head in the ground, it's body wriggles all around for several minutes.
      🚬👓...

    • @cragmoredigulbot4207
      @cragmoredigulbot4207 3 роки тому

      Don't you have a book to write?

  • @wut3358
    @wut3358 3 роки тому +4

    This is the guy that told everyone to stand firm with their Gamestop stock, then sold in the dip and cried on Twitter about how much he lost.

  • @amsalek
    @amsalek 3 роки тому +1

    The fact this is an actual segment really speaks volumes on where we are as a species

  • @brotherjesus4246
    @brotherjesus4246 3 роки тому

    A big shark once said to me, everyone has a plan when they go for a swim in the ocean, till they get a limb bitten off. 🤣🤣

  • @peteengard9966
    @peteengard9966 3 роки тому +3

    I have to disagree with him about snakes. They are amazing animals.

  • @damienbrito7675
    @damienbrito7675 3 роки тому +5

    Awwwe man... He was good in my book until he said snakes are "vile"

  • @DOWNUNDER.
    @DOWNUNDER. 3 роки тому

    LMAO, The pacific ocean is 80 yards from my back door, it's always gonna be *SHARK ATTACK*

  • @DonByronDukeoftheArctic
    @DonByronDukeoftheArctic 3 роки тому +1

    So a children's book with profanity. Hmmm. Sharks have feelings but snakes are monsters. You're invading a shark's home in the water, but you're not invading a snakes home in the woods or desert? I give up. Humanity is lost.

  • @derekmccluskey4931
    @derekmccluskey4931 3 роки тому +5

    I'm with tucker. That face he make's when he's listening to nonsense I made through the whole video.

  • @kkirby2485
    @kkirby2485 3 роки тому +5

    When dude slamed snakes he lost credibility about his arguments.
    So fried rattlesnake and shark fin soup all around.

  • @benabraham9995
    @benabraham9995 3 роки тому

    'Respect the shark, respect the ocean.' I like that.

  • @markbass9402
    @markbass9402 3 роки тому

    Common sense has reached an all time low. In fact, it's off the table.

  • @michaelbarclay5016
    @michaelbarclay5016 3 роки тому +5

    Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

    • @drayflem7929
      @drayflem7929 3 роки тому

      Just what I was thinking brother. The woke jokes will start lecturing us about being at the top of the food chain next and how we should feel guilt and shame for it.

  • @ChrisStokes07
    @ChrisStokes07 3 роки тому +3

    The best advice I can give a shark is stay the hell out of my way.

  • @peterrabbit2965
    @peterrabbit2965 3 роки тому

    If this was a Channel 10 interview in Australia, none of the viewers would know it was a Poe.

  • @emohbrisnicki7648
    @emohbrisnicki7648 3 роки тому +1

    "Snakes are nasty, vile creatures" LOL that's species-ist! He's trolling 😂

    • @StormTrysail
      @StormTrysail 3 роки тому

      Good job! You picked up on it. Very few did.