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  • Some talkin' about belief and stuff. Some chatting with the priest, innit. Somebody got offended. Well, multiple people ...
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  • @rapid7939
    @rapid7939 3 роки тому +9287

    priest: some people would find that verry offensive
    ali: yo sorry
    *world peace restored*

    • @jagerday1597
      @jagerday1597 3 роки тому +49

      Underrated comment this comment was amazing 😹😹😹

    • @kashankhan6950
      @kashankhan6950 3 роки тому +16

      USA: Hello East, heard you have oi...um weapons...will you give it to me or shall i brainwash the population into thinking you wanna harm us because of religion?
      East: no, sorry!
      *world peace restored by the west **#freedom*

    • @XEICE
      @XEICE 2 роки тому +5

      Best line in this clip

    • @kaliramg
      @kaliramg 2 роки тому

      @@EternalReturnal515 east side

    • @mrsock3380
      @mrsock3380 2 роки тому +13

      All I could think of when the priest commented that was how about something that is documented over and over, sexual abuse of children and the willingness of the church to cover it up.

  • @Deadpool_64
    @Deadpool_64 9 років тому +14644

    I love how the priest just looks so angry and full of hatred the whole time.

    • @Haris007
      @Haris007  9 років тому +661

      Deadpool
      Pope Francis should teach him thing or two.

    • @Aaron_Gentry
      @Aaron_Gentry 9 років тому +480

      Deadpool I know right, cause that's exactly what Jesus would want him to do - show hate and anger instead of love and peace ;)

    • @Mineav
      @Mineav 8 років тому +864

      Seems a lot of religious people are full of hate and judgement.

    • @Aaron_Gentry
      @Aaron_Gentry 8 років тому +78

      With that kind of attitude, who would want to meet you?

    • @Aaron_Gentry
      @Aaron_Gentry 8 років тому +13

      And what injustice would that be, pray tell?

  • @harrystory6811
    @harrystory6811 3 роки тому +3587

    “I’ve chosen not to marry”
    “What just to play around ?” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 роки тому +129

      "It's not pre-marital sex if you have no intention of marrying the person." - Daniel Tosh

    • @justincredible.
      @justincredible. 2 роки тому +42

      He abuses little boys

    • @boo-hf8xv
      @boo-hf8xv 2 роки тому +16

      @@justincredible. What a judgemental statement.

    • @Tom-vx7xm
      @Tom-vx7xm 2 роки тому +51

      @@boo-hf8xv i mean... statistically... its not super far fetched

    • @Thegirlmaisie
      @Thegirlmaisie 2 роки тому

      😂

  • @Wheelsanstuff
    @Wheelsanstuff 3 роки тому +4198

    When that priest said “Jesus Christ,” he wasn’t answering the question

    • @KungKokkos
      @KungKokkos 3 роки тому +38

      True, the main man is god

    • @ezeqeel8352
      @ezeqeel8352 3 роки тому +24

      @@KungKokkos It's called Christianity, not Goddianity

    • @KungKokkos
      @KungKokkos 3 роки тому +44

      @@ezeqeel8352 Is that why it's called Judaism too, judas is the main man?

    • @KungKokkos
      @KungKokkos 3 роки тому +8

      @@ezeqeel8352 Oh, so the name of the brand of abrahamic religion doesn't imply the main man, but in fact what puts it apart from other abrahamic religions. Good that we cleared that up

    • @Sacre97
      @Sacre97 3 роки тому +16

      @@KungKokkos Hey mate, Judaism refers to Judah, son of Jacob. Not Judas ;)

  • @1955DodgersBrooklyn
    @1955DodgersBrooklyn 6 років тому +4065

    "Why did Jesus go around with all them reindeers?"

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 4 роки тому +57

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i died on that part.

    • @danieleagle668
      @danieleagle668 4 роки тому +66

      Well thats cause it was christmas init

    • @joshmvfx
      @joshmvfx 4 роки тому +3

      That was the best part of the video lmao

    • @gregod806
      @gregod806 3 роки тому

      🤣

    • @aladepollo4833
      @aladepollo4833 3 роки тому

      Lmaoooooo

  • @Eltercero
    @Eltercero 8 років тому +6496

    I think the Rabbi's on to him. He's the only one with a sense of humor. He recognizes a brother.

    • @jameswatsonatheistgamer
      @jameswatsonatheistgamer 7 років тому +315

      Yeah, i noticed that. rabbi's seem more chilled to me, though.

    • @aiKid84
      @aiKid84 6 років тому +138

      James Watson ouh yeah, bring a jewish settler to the debate to see how cool and chill they are.

    • @Edward-ed2oi
      @Edward-ed2oi 6 років тому +331

      Funny thing, the rabbi went to prison after this episode for filming people in the bathroom of his synagogue.

    • @jameswatsonatheistgamer
      @jameswatsonatheistgamer 6 років тому +29

      As cool as an ice cube in antarctica. I dislike islam and christianity more and I am an atheist, so I'd chill with the jew and smoke some blunt and get drunk.

    • @no_shoes6706
      @no_shoes6706 6 років тому +70

      Eltercero Sacha Baron Cohen is actually Jewish

  • @NoWayitsEcK0
    @NoWayitsEcK0 2 роки тому +1878

    “Is Jesus Christ real or is it just your dad dressed up?” Underrated line 💀

    • @Iosaiv
      @Iosaiv 7 місяців тому +4

      🤣...

    • @alexmcloughlin6299
      @alexmcloughlin6299 5 місяців тому +2

      unexpectedly insightful

    • @ashcan6
      @ashcan6 5 місяців тому +3

      I lose it everytime with "Why was He be running around with all of them reindeers?"

  • @mattgoddard448
    @mattgoddard448 3 роки тому +1532

    No room in the Inn
    Well thats because it was Christmas
    🤣🤣🤣 thats class

    • @ceirwan
      @ceirwan 3 роки тому +33

      I thought that was the best one. Funny on a couple of levels.

    • @garygritter5701
      @garygritter5701 2 роки тому +2

      Ye, great

    • @laurenzetheok
      @laurenzetheok 2 роки тому +18

      Best joke so far had me laughing for a minute

    • @wienerlips4240
      @wienerlips4240 2 роки тому +2

      That's deep! That's life, innit??

    • @ReaLzEdits
      @ReaLzEdits 2 роки тому +2

      The priests face was just perfect!

  • @edwinyounes4934
    @edwinyounes4934 3 роки тому +2420

    “Her name is Sister Fister” bruh😂😂😂💀💀

  • @therealrictuar
    @therealrictuar 8 років тому +6413

    >"hes got a nine-incher"
    >asian lady nods

    • @adorno_gang37
      @adorno_gang37 5 років тому +238

      And the guy trying not to laugh lol

    • @directorlunchie2322
      @directorlunchie2322 4 роки тому +11

      bahahahaha chinese, cho is chinese surname and i don't think she was really listening to his every word.

    • @pathologicallyfriendly
      @pathologicallyfriendly 4 роки тому +41

      @@directorlunchie2322 Cho is a Korean name

    • @brolythadawg2505
      @brolythadawg2505 4 роки тому +22

      @@pathologicallyfriendly cho means dog in Vietnamese

    • @ex.israeli.soldier
      @ex.israeli.soldier 3 роки тому

      @MAD GRUMPYMAN yiu chrazy fukshyt

  • @mragunathan1627
    @mragunathan1627 2 роки тому +823

    The Rabbi was having the time of his life watching the Priest get triggered 😂😂😂

    • @croutendo2050
      @croutendo2050 8 місяців тому +15

      The Rabbi remembered not to cast his pearls before swine, ironically enough, well before the Christian did 😂.

    • @williamharnois254
      @williamharnois254 6 місяців тому +7

      The Rabbi seems pretty relatable.

  • @Glynnermang
    @Glynnermang 3 роки тому +374

    How does he stay in character in the most awkward circumstances - absolute genius

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому +12

      There are some Ali G interviews where Sacha can't stay in character and starts to laugh - the best are "Ali G Hoverboard" and "Ali G Welsh language"

    • @libbad7419
      @libbad7419 2 роки тому

      It's not a character dumbass. He's a chav from Staines who got very. very lucky.

    • @johnnyace2287
      @johnnyace2287 Рік тому +2

      Great actor and timing.

    • @NickMullet
      @NickMullet 8 місяців тому +1

      @@TonyEnglandUKa personal favourite is borat in the bowling club toilets you can see the moustache curling up as he tries to hold in his laughter it’s epic.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 8 місяців тому +1

      @@NickMullet lol oh man I just watched the bowling club one, it's priceless watching Sacha laugh every time the old bloke looks away

  • @alephbunchofnumbers
    @alephbunchofnumbers 9 років тому +6090

    'That's cause it was Christmas, innit?'
    HAHAHHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHA

    • @igoralmeida1683
      @igoralmeida1683 6 років тому +58

      Aleph Bot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha it took me 3 years to understand this joke

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 5 років тому +75

      @@igoralmeida1683... a little slow there aren't you ? I bet it takes you 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"

    • @igoralmeida1683
      @igoralmeida1683 5 років тому +11

      @@carlpen850 or 3 hours would be

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 5 років тому +57

      @ Aleph Bot... no room at the inn because it was Christmas and then that incredible dumb look on the priest's face... pure gold... lmao

    • @jovanni2343
      @jovanni2343 5 років тому +4

      I don't get it. Can someone explain?

  • @mixedamvs8869
    @mixedamvs8869 7 років тому +4527

    Priest: "No room in the Inn"
    Ali: "Well that's coz it was Christmas, init?"

    • @colonelkurtz6328
      @colonelkurtz6328 4 роки тому +18

      Mr Explosion Christmas was "invented" after Jesus's birth. So technically he could not have been born during the busy Christmas season.

    • @osirissolano6962
      @osirissolano6962 4 роки тому +48

      @Mr Explosion when it's Christmas, most hotels, grocery stores, and convince stores are closed

    • @Alex-bb1xn
      @Alex-bb1xn 3 роки тому +172

      @@colonelkurtz6328 That was the joke, idiot.

    • @scottyd2262
      @scottyd2262 3 роки тому +1

      @@Alex-bb1xn So funny !!! You made me laugh so f'n hard at 2:30 in the morning that I couldn't stop... Thanks !

    • @ravinduperera9069
      @ravinduperera9069 3 роки тому +3

      @@colonelkurtz6328 Christmas wa there before the time of jesus, it was called saturnalia.

  • @ezeqeel8352
    @ezeqeel8352 2 роки тому +177

    "It's more to life than sex" and then cut to rabbi and asian lady turning their heads in perfect sync got me laughing out loud

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 2 роки тому +15

      Well, it’s a large part of how we have survived as a species. So, yeah, sex is a big damn deal.

    • @sayedalazam4228
      @sayedalazam4228 Рік тому

      @@cityhawk coomer

    • @hastyhillfarmand4x480
      @hastyhillfarmand4x480 6 місяців тому +1

      They're just watching the show lol

  • @Beefwelliington
    @Beefwelliington 3 роки тому +438

    52 years man, you can literally feel the saddness in him.

    • @FlameFlickers
      @FlameFlickers 3 роки тому +35

      Also, 52???? He looks more like 68.
      I'm guessing sex slows down the aging process!

    • @realdude111
      @realdude111 3 роки тому +63

      Don't feel sorry for him. For 52 years he has been getting happiness from b̶o̶y̶s̶ Jesus.

    • @jojodroid31
      @jojodroid31 3 роки тому +4

      Nah he doesn't really seem to care much.

    • @thomaskendell8146
      @thomaskendell8146 2 роки тому +4

      Maybe he had sex before he became a priest?

    • @toosexy4399
      @toosexy4399 2 роки тому +3

      @@thomaskendell8146 I highly doubt that

  • @ultimatetreble5201
    @ultimatetreble5201 4 роки тому +2523

    “What if she was a bit fitter” LMAO 😂

  • @marcusjnewtonz28
    @marcusjnewtonz28 8 років тому +4269

    "If you's got it, flaunt it! I mean me mate Dave has a 9 incher he pulls it out all the time.."

  • @Saztog1425
    @Saztog1425 3 роки тому +131

    "So, does Jesus really exist or is it just your dad dressed up?"

  • @hendrikvanjaarsveld551
    @hendrikvanjaarsveld551 2 роки тому +53

    ''Her name was sister fister"
    NOW THATS CLASS LMAO

  • @badnewsbears2868
    @badnewsbears2868 3 роки тому +2562

    “It’s not documented by evidence it’s hearsay” - a catholic priest

    • @sheadoherty7434
      @sheadoherty7434 3 роки тому +90

      That did make me laugh

    • @RMokros
      @RMokros 3 роки тому +18

      Good Point

    • @bodhisattva9762
      @bodhisattva9762 2 роки тому +77

      Oh, the irony. I love it.

    • @sushisquad-ne4ku
      @sushisquad-ne4ku 2 роки тому +12

      @@bodhisattva9762 there was litteral roman documents about him being put to death u dummy so how did he no exist whether or not he was a God is up to u

    • @Dylan_Lino
      @Dylan_Lino 2 роки тому +4

      Bodhisattva irony of what?

  • @EfftingES
    @EfftingES 8 років тому +3208

    ''What if she was a bit fitter, would you consider marrying her then?'' Wow, you can see how uncofortable she felt. Feel bad for her, thats really mean hahaha

    • @GuyFromTheSouth
      @GuyFromTheSouth 5 років тому +56

      She was a terrible person. I think she ended up getting murdered by her son or something

    • @ABCXYZ-on3bc
      @ABCXYZ-on3bc 5 років тому +435

      @@GuyFromTheSouth nigga what

    • @johnnyroe8053
      @johnnyroe8053 4 роки тому +60

      @@GuyFromTheSouth how is she terrible? rofl stfu

    • @GTRwilson
      @GTRwilson 4 роки тому +130

      hes a bitter religious whackjob who just made up a story about her cause shes atheist and hes threatened by that.

    • @pauldenino6350
      @pauldenino6350 4 роки тому +28

      that shit was fucking hilarious... sasha is true alpha

  • @jackskerry2467
    @jackskerry2467 8 місяців тому +32

    This is the sort of intellectual stimulation I miss so much these days. Powerful questions & answers, wonderful panel 👍

  • @kylieh123
    @kylieh123 3 роки тому +26

    This will never stop being funny. I am still wiping tears of laughter away and I saw this show when it was airing.

  • @flashman7612
    @flashman7612 9 років тому +1831

    Sister Fista...ha ha...

    • @Krowsnose
      @Krowsnose 8 років тому +61

      +Flashman "We's got a video"

    • @googleuser2609
      @googleuser2609 5 років тому +25

      I prefer to spell it as sista fista.

    • @wwil1150
      @wwil1150 4 роки тому +11

      It’s sister fister 👊 .. all these years and you guys didn’t see the dark twist

    • @welcometolife4237
      @welcometolife4237 4 роки тому

      @@Krowsnose please do release

    • @mexismexi9629
      @mexismexi9629 3 роки тому +3

      I know I’m 5 years late but I was your 1000th like

  • @stefanostefanutto7321
    @stefanostefanutto7321 8 років тому +1117

    The macdaddy of the Christian thing lol

  • @InsertFloppy
    @InsertFloppy 3 роки тому +67

    Priest: "There was no room in the inn, so Jesus was born in a stable"
    Ali G: "Well that's because it was Christmas"

  • @erikgonzales3178
    @erikgonzales3178 3 роки тому +21

    "There was no room at the inn? That's because it was Christmas innit?" 😂😂😂

  • @beboba2498
    @beboba2498 7 років тому +3494

    christian priest is asking for evidence, LOOL

    • @nickhartman6372
      @nickhartman6372 7 років тому +76

      *Catholic priest. Trust me, not all Christians are as crazy as the Catholics are.

    • @brianlaudrupchannel
      @brianlaudrupchannel 7 років тому +204

      Nick Hartman catholics are Christians ya pleb

    • @Michaelmouse23
      @Michaelmouse23 6 років тому +60

      Nick Hartmann hasn`t met a TV evangelist yet.

    • @TheRealD4
      @TheRealD4 6 років тому +73

      +billyblackburn87 not all Christians are Catholic though...ya pleb

    • @needlessoptions
      @needlessoptions 6 років тому +2

      hahahahaha fuck I'm so dumb I didn't even think of that lmaoooooo

  • @Sempfer5
    @Sempfer5 3 роки тому +646

    When Ali g asks if the priest isn't married so he can play around 😂😂

  • @TheRausing1
    @TheRausing1 2 роки тому +7

    “How powerful is god” as a first question is my favourite part of this segment... it’s just too good.

  • @akshaypanchal23
    @akshaypanchal23 3 роки тому +61

    Let's talk about this man, the main man, the mack daddy of the Christian thing, what was his name again? Jesus Christ. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317
    @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317 7 років тому +463

    Notice the rabbi smiling at the end, he can tell this guy is just trolling, or was just in on it!

    • @KazuyaAmon
      @KazuyaAmon 7 років тому +101

      Jews know jews

    • @ErikWolowitz
      @ErikWolowitz 5 років тому +26

      Rabbis can get laid. They tend not to be bunged up tight as the Catholic priests.

    • @entidy458
      @entidy458 3 роки тому +15

      because rabbis are relatively more open minded than catholic priests, just facts.

    • @absoluteb22
      @absoluteb22 3 роки тому +15

      He gets that it's satire.

    • @mrdojob
      @mrdojob 3 роки тому +6

      Everyone other than the priest caught on to it. You can hear giggles from the rabbi and the women at the end lol.

  • @Bulgdoom
    @Bulgdoom 3 роки тому +453

    I’m literally crying at the priest’s facial expressions

    • @FemboyGaycko_OwO
      @FemboyGaycko_OwO 2 роки тому +9

      Christians preachers are always Mad AF XD

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 Рік тому +4

      @@FemboyGaycko_OwO Not really I've seen some really good ones that even I liked talking to and I've been an atheist since 10. That being said, the one I had as a kid was just like this, possibly worse.

    • @-whackd
      @-whackd Рік тому +2

      The love is Jesus Christ is vibrating off of him

  • @AwesomePossum1987
    @AwesomePossum1987 Рік тому +5

    "I've chosen not to marry"
    "what, like just play around?"
    omfg, hell yes

  • @harryseeward6512
    @harryseeward6512 2 роки тому +44

    "What if she was a bit fitter?" That's courage, folks.

    • @keppgiggles6318
      @keppgiggles6318 2 роки тому +1

      It's called editing. You don't know if he really said that during filming or if it was shot after cuz they saw an opportunity for a joke

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 2 роки тому

      @@keppgiggles6318 what?

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 2 роки тому

      @@keppgiggles6318 Looks legit to me

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 2 роки тому

      @@keppgiggles6318 Ironic

  • @green-white7638
    @green-white7638 4 роки тому +160

    "Aint it hyprocriticalist..." What a quote

  • @dirtylemon3379
    @dirtylemon3379 3 роки тому +2538

    The priest: "It's not documented by any evidence. It's hearsay." Oh the irony!

    • @grrumakemeangry
      @grrumakemeangry 3 роки тому +68

      well the bible is documented by ancient roman texts

    • @rjlchristie
      @rjlchristie 3 роки тому +184

      @@grrumakemeangry Very little of it, and no eye-witness testimony to any of the Jesus character's life exists.

    • @MintythecatIsABeast
      @MintythecatIsABeast 3 роки тому +51

      'we 'ave is a video' on proof of Sister Fista :) He rolled that Priest well.

    • @maxheinrichliebow
      @maxheinrichliebow 3 роки тому +4

      Grrumakemeangry and Greek texts before that!

    • @willemvanoranje1533
      @willemvanoranje1533 3 роки тому +45

      @@grrumakemeangry Yes, but that isn't the point. It's quite uncontentious that there's been a group of people that split off of the main Jewish faith about 2000 years ago. What makes it ironic is the baseless belief in a god.

  • @SyedWajahatAli90
    @SyedWajahatAli90 7 місяців тому +2

    I just love the Rabbi's expression seeing the Priest getting grilled xD

  • @FernandoPerez-ng7jn
    @FernandoPerez-ng7jn 2 роки тому +4

    "I fink her name woz sister fister", that had me in tears the rest of this skit the first time I watched it LMAO

  • @Irshu
    @Irshu 3 роки тому +266

    "Let's talk about the main man, the Mcdady of the Christian thing, what was his name again?"
    "Jesus Christ"

  • @christopherlewis3615
    @christopherlewis3615 3 роки тому +2793

    Thats what 52 years of no sex does to you. Everything offends you.

    • @bryanroshan7787
      @bryanroshan7787 3 роки тому +109

      I would say this dude was one of the more even minded priests..

    • @hotdog7988
      @hotdog7988 3 роки тому +101

      Shut the fuck up! I've been married a long time and I'm offended by your comment!

    • @ZiraRisasi
      @ZiraRisasi 3 роки тому +10

      @@Mike-kr5dn your intelligence is extremely questionable

    • @zahariburgess3660
      @zahariburgess3660 3 роки тому +14

      Unless you are on twitter then everything offends you

    • @maddog9180
      @maddog9180 3 роки тому +2

      @@hotdog7988 ohhhh hahahaha

  • @Ragnarok26
    @Ragnarok26 3 роки тому +4

    "HOW POWERFUL is... ..God?" That delivery was perfection.

  • @MultiSciGeek
    @MultiSciGeek 7 місяців тому +2

    The fact that people actually answer him despite being offended is amazing!

  • @katoness
    @katoness 9 років тому +1162

    "Can God do better stuff than David Blaine?" Hahahahaha!!!

    • @Haris007
      @Haris007  9 років тому +87

      katoness
      He is after all... an overhyped David Blaine.

    • @renekvienna2795
      @renekvienna2795 9 років тому +15

      Haris Mustagrudić
      0.55 "Yo - Sorry" hahaha

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 8 років тому

      renek vienna hahahaha thats the bit that killed me the most haahahahha

    • @JL-tk7ng
      @JL-tk7ng 7 років тому +8

      Blaines*

    • @renekvienna2795
      @renekvienna2795 7 років тому

      JL2715
      Thx for the correction!

  • @fuzzwobble
    @fuzzwobble 8 років тому +411

    "No room in da inn? Well daz coz i' waz Chriss-maz, innit?"
    I fucking lost it.

  • @TheLolapuff
    @TheLolapuff 2 роки тому +7

    My favorite episode. I knew he was going to be a star. None of his guests know wtf just happened at the end.
    “Ain’t it hippocriticlus?”

  • @fuu812
    @fuu812 2 роки тому +10

    He went mattanza on all of them. You can see the blood spilling all over the place, yet he left them in laugh, what a legend 😂😂😂

    • @williamstyron2156
      @williamstyron2156 6 місяців тому

      perfectly put. so rare to come across an intelligent observation in youtube comments. (i'm not kidding.)

    • @fuu812
      @fuu812 6 місяців тому +1

      @@williamstyron2156 ahaah thank you Sir

  • @jeffreyholmes7216
    @jeffreyholmes7216 3 роки тому +213

    How he keeps a stright face is beyond me.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому +5

      Ali G - Hoverboard. That straight face loses the fight beautifully.

    • @smashthestateX
      @smashthestateX 2 роки тому +4

      hes a pro actor. took many classes in acting. one of the best

  • @mariajohnson1744
    @mariajohnson1744 10 років тому +703

    "That's not documented by any kind of evidence". Ali G inducing a priest to say that is priceless. That was fucking epic

    • @Haris007
      @Haris007  10 років тому +18

      Maria Johnson
      Awesome point

    • @BeetleJuiceFromHell
      @BeetleJuiceFromHell 9 років тому +8

      I was cracking up at that point also...

    • @chamboyette853
      @chamboyette853 8 місяців тому +1

      Wow! Took a second for me to understand that point. But yes, great point!

    • @JMBluecoat8289
      @JMBluecoat8289 8 місяців тому +1

      Very good point

    • @johnneri3646
      @johnneri3646 7 місяців тому

      I don't get it

  • @TruthSurge
    @TruthSurge Рік тому +1

    this vid so clearly displays what the various religions do to people's brains and personalities.

  • @ceefar10
    @ceefar10 11 місяців тому +2

    This is a level of trolling a decade before it’s time xD

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 5 років тому +304

    Lady is flattered at 2:38,
    but then heartbroken at 2:44 lol

    • @dioc8699
      @dioc8699 4 роки тому +14

      Back to normal at 3:52

    • @amreshmohan3979
      @amreshmohan3979 3 роки тому +46

      But that's life, innit?

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 3 роки тому +3

      But would you say that if she waz a bit fitter?

    • @patriceaqa288
      @patriceaqa288 2 роки тому +2

      @@TonyEnglandUK I didn't like that joke. It was probably the least funny joke of the skit because that was always the part of Ali G that was unnecessary

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому

      @@patriceaqa288 but would you say that if u wazn't a minga?

  • @Sposchy
    @Sposchy 6 років тому +602

    1:03, the Jewish guy puts his hand up to hide his smirk. Respek, bruv.

    • @daniel8763
      @daniel8763 4 роки тому +6

      @@Kiwi11N Wait seriously? What's his name?

    • @niallfoley6711
      @niallfoley6711 4 роки тому +38

      Barry Freuundel, absolute freak he is, set up cameras to watch women undress

    • @cameronwinter7536
      @cameronwinter7536 3 роки тому +15

      Niall Foley holy shit you’re right , wtf

    • @colinp2238
      @colinp2238 3 роки тому +19

      @@niallfoley6711 Better than catholic priests watching boys undress.

    • @colinp2238
      @colinp2238 3 роки тому

      @watercubes 99 Are you defending priests? The problem is that the immunity (historically) granted to the church is being exploited in this modern age. These ancient things need reviewing as we are no longer in the dark ages and tings come to light too easy, but you are right that it should be sorted in all walks of life.

  • @user-bc1rk9km4i
    @user-bc1rk9km4i 2 роки тому +6

    "Does Jesus really exist or is it just really your father dressed up ?" - I'm dead.

  • @stephencane6653
    @stephencane6653 2 роки тому +9

    The priest finds it offensive that Ali is speaking about something with no evidence hahahaha pot, kettle, black!!!!!

  • @hermesmercury
    @hermesmercury 8 років тому +1483

    The priests asks for evidence. That's odd.

    • @daniel8763
      @daniel8763 4 роки тому +37

      @Daniel Crutcher Such as?

    • @ermisntaskas2414
      @ermisntaskas2414 4 роки тому +6

      @@daniel8763 Daniel be like bruh

    • @daniel8763
      @daniel8763 4 роки тому +3

      @@ermisntaskas2414 lmao

    • @yep9657
      @yep9657 4 роки тому +17

      Daniel Crutcher Which is? 🤣😐💀 it’s been two months mate, and don’t say a novel 💀

    • @vcvortex6356
      @vcvortex6356 3 роки тому +37

      @Daniel Crutcher Absolutely zero evidence of any god from any religion has ever existed. You can tell yourself otherwise if you like lying to yourself, but there is no evidence of your sky daddy.

  • @shakeeltaliep746
    @shakeeltaliep746 3 роки тому +121

    "what if she was a bit fitter, would you consider marrying her then?" ...... The look on her face 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tonyatthebeach
      @tonyatthebeach 2 роки тому +2

      That was the most under rated comment of the show

    • @od3566
      @od3566 2 роки тому +4

      I actually felt a bit sorry for her

    • @e32b61
      @e32b61 Рік тому

      @@od3566 It was an edited reaction shot. You can tell by the end of it that she had fun.

  • @aikogiron3449
    @aikogiron3449 2 роки тому +1

    "It's offensive"
    Is effective words to stir the topic.

  • @bigmarty11288
    @bigmarty11288 2 роки тому +205

    The most hilarious part of this interview is how the Catholic priest finds what Ali G is saying offensive, whereas I find my childhood being stolen by the evil lies of the Catholic church offensive.

  • @scottdorfler2551
    @scottdorfler2551 4 роки тому +63

    It's genius how each question gets dumber followed by a dumber statement. Had me in tears. I'd forgotten how hilarious he can be.

  • @jinxy72able
    @jinxy72able 9 років тому +952

    I love it, the catholic priest is upset because Ali G made a ridiculous claim that is not supported with any evidence!

    • @jinxy72able
      @jinxy72able 9 років тому +15

      ***** No. Their testimony only holds water when supported by other evidence. And nobody knows who wrote the bible and if they witnessed anything. The bible is just claims. It is not evidence that those claims are true. Do you think other holy books are true because the people who wrote them claimed they were witnesses to the things in them?
      Most of the people that people claim wrote the books of the bible are people they don't even have evidence or proof that they even existed.
      They don't even know if Moses ever even actually existed. For most (not all but most) of the prophets and kings in the bible there is no evidence to support that they were even real people or ever existed.

    • @jinxy72able
      @jinxy72able 9 років тому +14

      *****" what about the Mary appiritions? Witnessed by thousands and thousands? What about the footage of a cross in the sky in Moscow, the video of Virgin Mary in the Ivory coast? That is proof too.
      The Quran was written by one person while the Bible was written by 40. There's power in numbers. "
      So what? Thousands and thousands claimed to see a UFO in Arizona. Thousands have claimed to see ghosts, fairies, leprechauns, dragons, Zeus, Shiva. People claim to see all sorts of stuff and they do so in the thousands sometimes. And who cares what you see in clouds. I've seen Abraham Lincoln in the clouds. Our brains see patterns. There is a picture all over the internet of what looks like Jesus in a dogs asshole. And video? Are you really trusting video in this day with CGI and photo shop? Really?
      And how do you know it was the virgin Mary? Were you alive 2000 years ago and so know what Mary looked like? Nobody know what Mary really looked like in real life so how could they know what they were seeing was her? What picture of Mary do they have from 2000 years ago that they could hold up to the sky and compare what they saw with the picture?

    • @therejected852
      @therejected852 6 років тому +1

      jinxy72able stop commiting idolatry and read the bible idiots

    • @NoOne-ul8ni
      @NoOne-ul8ni 4 роки тому +11

      @@therejected852 No thanks, I prefer modern fiction.

    • @ibnmianal-buna3176
      @ibnmianal-buna3176 4 роки тому

      Blood_Of_The_Dragon And the works of Sigmund Freud especially.

  • @bengreening9387
    @bengreening9387 2 роки тому +2

    0:59 the rabbi smirking 😂😂😂

  • @sacrilegiousboi978
    @sacrilegiousboi978 23 дні тому +1

    “that’s cuz it was Christmas innit” 😂😂

  • @kwakekamdivasi591
    @kwakekamdivasi591 4 роки тому +166

    Haha, "why did Jesus Christ go around with all them Reindeer" killed me

  • @SumukhComedy
    @SumukhComedy 3 роки тому +46

    Ali G's facial reaction to "52 years" has been in my mind since I watched this 17 years ago. Still so funny.

  • @alexvimo8739
    @alexvimo8739 6 місяців тому +1

    David Blaine (born April 4, 1973)[2] is an American illusionist, endurance artist, and extreme performer. He is best known for his high-profile feats of endurance and has set and broken several world records. One of his talents is the ability to regurgitate water and small objects.❤🎉❤😊

  • @wrightyy
    @wrightyy 2 роки тому +1

    "Why did Jesus go round wiv all dem reindeers?" 🤣😂

  • @kamrankamal9429
    @kamrankamal9429 9 років тому +819

    Move aside Richard Dawkins, this is the way to talk to theists.

    • @geofreyr
      @geofreyr 9 років тому +11

      Kamran Kamal If you want to look like a fool, sure.

    • @joshthompson8327
      @joshthompson8327 8 років тому +77

      geofreyr he uses sarcasm and satire. He isn't really dumb, it's a character

    • @geofreyr
      @geofreyr 8 років тому +2

      +josh thompson yes of course.

    • @LetsGoMetsGo33
      @LetsGoMetsGo33 8 років тому +17

      +Kamran Kamal Cohen is a fairly religious Jew. He's an equal opportunity troll because there is a funny way to look at most people with their "important" ideas. He would have jumped at the chance to interview your Saint Dawkins in this character. I expect the tone of it would have been similar to the Noam Chomsky one that he did.

    • @mikeyoung7660
      @mikeyoung7660 3 роки тому +3

      Absolutely taking the piss at every opportunity love it

  • @HeyKenGuy
    @HeyKenGuy 10 років тому +64

    "ders no room in the in...well das cuz iwas christmas init?".....love it

  • @slamdunk406
    @slamdunk406 7 місяців тому +1

    "There was no room in the in. That's because it was Christmas." LMAO!!!!

  • @daffyddduck2419
    @daffyddduck2419 Рік тому +1

    He has the power to start wars but never end wars , that’s religion

  • @lloydftz65
    @lloydftz65 3 роки тому +66

    Pure genius... Still hilarious all these years later.. Thanks Sasha for making us laugh in these strange times.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому

      Ali's mate Dave doesn't get enough airtime.

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 3 роки тому +546

    Of _course_ the catholic priest drops the O word: “offensive”.

    • @conorhayes8818
      @conorhayes8818 3 роки тому +8

      LifeOfRy are you a Redditor

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 3 роки тому +1

      Conor Hayes no?

    • @fuddyduddy306
      @fuddyduddy306 3 роки тому +6

      He's clearly a nonce

    • @conorhayes8818
      @conorhayes8818 3 роки тому +1

      LifeOfRy are you dumb bro haha

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 3 роки тому +2

      Conor Hayes don’t have a clue what you’re on about tbh

  • @makeway3080
    @makeway3080 6 років тому +170

    Lez towk about the man, the main man, the mac daddy of da chwishtin fing. What was his name again?
    Jesus Christ.

    • @SPNKr16
      @SPNKr16 6 років тому

      ...

    • @dej25
      @dej25 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jagocorry6392
    @jagocorry6392 7 років тому +102

    'Overhyped David Blaine'

    • @tomrodwell9911
      @tomrodwell9911 3 роки тому

      The irony is David Blaine is better than their god because we have evidence he exists, he's entertained people and no one has been killed in his name

  • @akuma4u
    @akuma4u 2 роки тому +7

    2:55 "hypocritalist"

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому

      lol he used that word when talking to Anita Roddick. He asked her
      _"Ain't it a bit hypocriticalist being a hippy and selling soap?"_

  • @stephenbusby424
    @stephenbusby424 3 роки тому +2

    I lost it at “Sister Fister” 🤣

  • @freedomfromreligion409
    @freedomfromreligion409 10 років тому +44

    the way he said the first question killed me, that was epic

  • @nikolasmaes99
    @nikolasmaes99 7 років тому +72

    its not documented
    "we is got a video"

  • @muhammadhamza3526
    @muhammadhamza3526 Рік тому +1

    0:57 I was really looking forward to that 9 incher analogy's reply.

  • @clitcrusader4897
    @clitcrusader4897 2 роки тому +3

    1:57 holy shit his expression is priceless

  • @haisammubarik2908
    @haisammubarik2908 3 роки тому +30

    I'd watch Ali G talk to everyone in every walk of life.

  • @86dkms
    @86dkms 3 роки тому +41

    Ali G: "Ain't god overhyped David Blaine"
    Priest: "Lot of people will find it very offensive"
    Aig G" Yo, sorry" - gives hope to the priest that he won't be offensive again
    Very next question from Ali G: " Should god flaunt his powers. My friend got a nine-incher" - LOLMAX - Ali G is a genius

  • @jvm-tv
    @jvm-tv 2 роки тому +3

    I would pay a lot just to see the behind the scene of these interviews. How were they connived to sit through such absurdity for such a long time. It's just a masterpiece of human manipulation for comedy.

    • @riftsalty7562
      @riftsalty7562 2 роки тому

      money

    • @conradhamilton9122
      @conradhamilton9122 8 місяців тому +1

      There were a lot of interviews that weren't included in the show because people refused, walked out, etc.

    • @jvm-tv
      @jvm-tv 8 місяців тому

      @@conradhamilton9122 no doubt but still would be amazing to see the process.

  • @nikkesu
    @nikkesu 3 роки тому +11

    that priest represent everything i hate about religions

    • @mikewasowski3573
      @mikewasowski3573 3 роки тому

      Oh, so what is it that you hate about people's separate beliefs?

  • @markpaulo269
    @markpaulo269 3 роки тому +52

    I've watched this so many times and it's always just so hilarious that it keeps me laughing even after the video is finished.

    • @Trinavara
      @Trinavara 2 роки тому +1

      Same here !! Even on revisits years after such as this ..

  • @albion7000
    @albion7000 4 роки тому +15

    The face on the priest when Ali G says "well that's because it was Christmas innit "

  • @froggface3525
    @froggface3525 3 роки тому +4

    the old man was so pissed i cant-

  • @svc2461
    @svc2461 2 роки тому +2

    Sacha just rocked in this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Cracked me up hard when he kept pushing the pastor to get married.

  • @320speed
    @320speed 3 роки тому +10

    3:21 She said her name was "Sista Fista" 😂🤣

  • @danielnansel7538
    @danielnansel7538 3 роки тому +59

    “Ten minutes later she had her babylons out” LMAO

  • @neanda
    @neanda 2 роки тому +1

    3:55 "Think about it for yourself" respect brother

  • @MABzOne
    @MABzOne 2 роки тому +3

    3:40 he wants to see the video lol

  • @synesthesia251
    @synesthesia251 7 років тому +21

    "there's timeZ when its been Boring... but dat life ain't it?"

  • @EuroGuy85
    @EuroGuy85 3 роки тому +31

    That catholic priest is patient 0 for the “Karens” out there. He got offended! 😆

  • @IRVDawg
    @IRVDawg 2 роки тому +10

    "I think you're confusing him ...... with ....... santa-claus"
    The way the priest delivered that line was OP

    • @geegee8625
      @geegee8625 2 роки тому

      Religion is for the sheep
      Ali g is correct

    • @noid78787
      @noid78787 7 місяців тому

      @@geegee8625 opposite in 2023

  • @akuma4u
    @akuma4u 2 роки тому +3

    00:07 the look of sheer confusion on the fathers face lol

  • @bojanm33
    @bojanm33 3 роки тому +5

    "There's been times when it's been boring" is the funniest fucking line I've ever heard lmao

  • @Devilsmygrandpap
    @Devilsmygrandpap 9 років тому +289

    "It's not documented by any kind of evidence, it's hearsay."
    Sounds kind of like the big man up in the sky.

    • @jameswatsonatheistgamer
      @jameswatsonatheistgamer 7 років тому +10

      Pretty much. He shot himself in the foot there.

    • @yoyoyoc3po
      @yoyoyoc3po 6 років тому

      Haffaz Ajamhinadad Osama Hussein Aladeen don't forget the 'Gospel'.

    • @Unpopular-channel
      @Unpopular-channel 5 років тому

      Huffypuff who came up with a man in the sky. I have never heard of it...is it Christian belief

    • @JD-yf8fo
      @JD-yf8fo 4 роки тому +1

      Huffypuff God is not an empirical entity. He is metaphysical, learn these basic concepts before opening your filthy lying mouth.

    • @ShangZilla
      @ShangZilla 4 роки тому +3

      @@JD-yf8fo So he doesn't exist?