They all live in hopelessness, knowing that no matter how good they perform, Poof will crush them anyways when he does bad in a game, due to no fault of the controller. Instead of trying to work, they just await their death. It is inevitable
He's pretending or is just so clueless that he doesn't understand how a fucking wiiremote works, or he damages them for content - there is no way is not set up
Watch ChizPlays. He does Wii sports trick shots and stuff and has done all these fruits almost. My first time watching him I thought he was super annoying, but I got used to it and I actually think he’s really funny now.
im a 3rd shitfer but im uk so even worse but if you are US then theres different timezones could be that (im assuming hes US but he could be canadian i find it difficult to differentiate i.e. he said ay in this video) but you could no what timezone he lives in and hes just absolutely beasting it uploading at 3 am
The nostalgia this gave me. When i was younger, i put hours into perfecting this run. And out of all the modes he's tried, this one showcased best to me just how shitty his controller and sensor bar setup must be. I was using an OG first wave remote, with the lil butt plug, and I don't think I ever had problems this bad, or frequent.
This might sound cliché, but they don't make them how they used to. My first wii remote that came with my wii is an absolute unit that still works perfectly to this day even though I haven't treated it very well in the slightest. Bought a new ones just recently and I felt like it barely registered half my movements (even with full battery and sensor bar set up nicely), so returned it and got a diff one and it had exactly the same problem. I accepted that this is just how new remotes are, atleast in my experience.
@@kdas305 it sounds like you're buying bootlegs, because iirc nintendo doesn't make wii remotes anymore. i had similar problems with a shitty bootleg wii remote where it would randomly register a Z button press every 15 seconds.
He’s probably be alright because at least he won’t have a Wii remote screwing him over 😂😂 will probably find another excuse for not hitting a target though 😂
i have a feeling poof is gonna complain about how hard the string is and how he is probably gonna have trouble pulling back and maybe the aim point is gonna be the hardest thing (as an archery student this vid was surely something but honestly i could relate to the too short and the too high)
Glad Poof’s showing some love to the more underrated games like this and canoeing, it’s somehow more peaceful not having to deal with the intensity of other miis ruining Poof’s life.
13:50 “2 inches to short just like my love life” that cracked me up so much. Thanks poof you can really push someone sleep schedule down because how funny these videos are.
5:00 its because when you hold A you are centered to shoot at your real target hold the remote straiht to the screen. then you press and hold A to aim. You will find it way esier because pressing A means youre "calibrated"
When you hold A and Z to draw the arrow, PLEASE shake the nunchuck to make it zoom quickly. Watching you slowly pull back the arrow each time is painful.
Poofesure: The watermelon is the only one I can- The game one second later: *Not anymore* Ah yes, the game shows an instant replay whenever you aim for the fruit...I don't think it means what you think it means
Poofesure: Beginner is too hard Also Poofesure, going to Intermediate: *Let's make it harder* Poofesure, the wisest Wiilosopher of them all...Sun Tzu's been real quiet since this logic was dropped
I love how it's literally not even worth it, because you get the exact same amount of points for hitting the target that's literally right in front of you and a million times easier to spot, let alone hit. You'd think they'd at least give you like 50 points for making that shot.
Poof not knowing when you hit "A" with the Wii Remote resets your aim to be centered kills me hahah. If you need to aim way left, "aim" right then hit the "A" button and your guy will be centered so when you turn to look at screen your guy will be aiming left.
5:03 Poofesure when a 13 year old game on a discontinued console that he plays on with an abused wii remote with wii motion plus inside doesnt work perfectly
Oh man I need to get some new remotes and bring this game back out of retirement! During high school and junior college, my group of friends would meet at my house and make hilarious Miis and try SO HARD to get all of the stamps. Super fun times! Also we would laugh so hard at how the announcer says your score after each shot. He just pronounces some of the numbers in a funny way. Let’s see the airplane sports like island flyover, skydiving, or dogfight next!
I would recommend watching a video of someone hitting them, so you know where to shoot, and then you can judge do you have to go a little higher or lower or a little right or little left. I have done this, and when you can get the zoom in everytime, it's not that hard
Classic Poof. Never plays a certain game, so he tries it on the hardest difficulty or does the hardest challenge first before trying everything else and rages when he doesn’t get it.
i have mastered getting 10 points
Wow
Poggers
ok
Beef boymibob
wow
6:47 "beginner is too hard, we are going to intermediate"
10/10 logic right here
he's too smart to the normal human being
@@exmorGamer The NSA: "he knows too much"
His genius is almost frightening
I'd love to see Poof play cycling and go insane trying to get first place on the 6-stage race.
Cycling was my favorite as a kid
That's easy
He’d lose his shit
Cycling was always my favorite
Cycling was and is still my favrouite to this day
6:21 poof saying “too high” followed by shooting the arrow DIRECTLY at the ground will never not make me laugh
nice number
@@rufus8821 😏
It’s like he shot himself in the foot.
@@rufus8821 😳😳😳😳😳
@@rufus8821 nahhhh
"Beginner is too hard we're going to intermediate"
Yes
Apparently in some games beginner is harder that we think
@@TheDarkThief692 *cough* Wii Party for Poof
That made me laugh like crazy
i am your one thousandth liker. thank me later
I've never in my entire life had the kind of Wii remote issues this man does, and all of mine came with the console and still work fine to this day
They all live in hopelessness, knowing that no matter how good they perform, Poof will crush them anyways when he does bad in a game, due to no fault of the controller. Instead of trying to work, they just await their death. It is inevitable
He's pretending or is just so clueless that he doesn't understand how a fucking wiiremote works, or he damages them for content - there is no way is not set up
Poof is single-handedly keeping the Wii alive
SAME💀💀
I imagine he has a white knuckle death grip on the wiimote and is slowly crushing its insides without noticing it
5:03 has to be a candidate for his best scream
Lol
My man Poof became a black belt in the snap of the fingers
When you go into a high level area in a game and the enemies one shot you
WAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAaaaaaaAAYYYYyy!?!?!?
Sounds like Ridley from Metroid...
i remember once as a kid I accidentally hit one and i genuinely was so confused for like 30 minutes 💀
Nice shot!
I was today years old when I learned there were secret targets
@@6660666 so you are today -3 hours years old !
how bad u gotta be to hit them by accident (just a joke)
@@6660666 i was also today years old when i found out there’s secret targets 💀
After all these years I didn’t even know there were secret targets. This is awesome!
Me either!!
I think my childhood is a lie now, lmao 😭
@@starryproxi no, its just enhanced LOL
SAME
Watch ChizPlays. He does Wii sports trick shots and stuff and has done all these fruits almost. My first time watching him I thought he was super annoying, but I got used to it and I actually think he’s really funny now.
@@starryproxi ikr lmao
This guy just drops videos whenever he feels like it with no regard for our sleep schedule
I didn't even realize it, I'm a natural 3rd shifter so it's oddly normal-feeling but... not?
im a 3rd shitfer but im uk so even worse but if you are US then theres different timezones could be that (im assuming hes US but he could be canadian i find it difficult to differentiate i.e. he said ay in this video) but you could no what timezone he lives in and hes just absolutely beasting it uploading at 3 am
@@razkinzmangowurzel He lives in Florida in the U.S. His time zone is EST (eastern standard time) and is a few hours behind the UK.
@@romanp.208 He goes between Florida and Michigan so his time zone changes quite often lol.
@@taquitobandito6054 bro Florida and Michigan are in the same time zone lol
The nostalgia this gave me. When i was younger, i put hours into perfecting this run. And out of all the modes he's tried, this one showcased best to me just how shitty his controller and sensor bar setup must be. I was using an OG first wave remote, with the lil butt plug, and I don't think I ever had problems this bad, or frequent.
This might sound cliché, but they don't make them how they used to. My first wii remote that came with my wii is an absolute unit that still works perfectly to this day even though I haven't treated it very well in the slightest. Bought a new ones just recently and I felt like it barely registered half my movements (even with full battery and sensor bar set up nicely), so returned it and got a diff one and it had exactly the same problem. I accepted that this is just how new remotes are, atleast in my experience.
@@kdas305 it sounds like you're buying bootlegs, because iirc nintendo doesn't make wii remotes anymore.
i had similar problems with a shitty bootleg wii remote where it would randomly register a Z button press every 15 seconds.
@@quakezero8968 yeah Nintendo doesn't manufacture Wiimotes anymore so they're either preowned or third party.
@@PointsofData Well then a third party could make even better ones no? sounds like a good idea for a kickstarter or something
The words “Unbelievable, 10!” sounds like it has meme potential for this channel.
It's unbelievable how it hasn't become a meme in general *no pun intended*
Sounds like it’d be a dank joke.
I dread the day when Poof decides to do archery irl.
He’s probably be alright because at least he won’t have a Wii remote screwing him over 😂😂 will probably find another excuse for not hitting a target though 😂
Archery instructor: “Okay, now when you pull the bowstring back-“
Poof: “FUCKING TUTORIAL! I AM DOING THIS RIGHT!”
*screams in the distance*
“DAMMIT, THIS BOW WONT WORK”
*slams bow into ground*
i have a feeling poof is gonna complain about how hard the string is and how he is probably gonna have trouble pulling back and maybe the aim point is gonna be the hardest thing (as an archery student this vid was surely something but honestly i could relate to the too short and the too high)
Glad Poof’s showing some love to the more underrated games like this and canoeing, it’s somehow more peaceful not having to deal with the intensity of other miis ruining Poof’s life.
Yes and we see that he is able to ruin his life all by himself. Guess that's a little improvement-
The poofesure moan at 11:13 kills me
hahaha fr
I was looking for this comment, glad i'm not the only one who noticed it
I heard that and was like ayo wtf
I snorted 🤣
11:12
It was so satisfying to finally see him calibrate his wii remote with wii motion plus inside
I remember one video he broke his wii remote and then it calibrated.
13:50 “2 inches to short just like my love life” that cracked me up so much. Thanks poof you can really push someone sleep schedule down because how funny these videos are.
5:03 This had me laughing so hard.
The slow draw back followed by complaining about the tutorial explaining how to draw back quickly is what gets me
Is it just me or watching poof videos make you so happy and enjoy life
compared to him, my explosive raging is barely even child’s play
nope that's me too
Genuinely the only good thing about my life is poof rn
@@ricc4620 sammme
5:00 its because when you hold A you are centered to shoot at your real target
hold the remote straiht to the screen. then you press and hold A to aim. You will find it way esier because pressing A means youre "calibrated"
“Beginner is too hard.” Poofesure, 2016
'We're going to intermediate' - Poofesure.
3:55 is a friggin mood I swear 😆
The audience and the “AOOOh” had me dead
I can’t wait to see Poofesure do the cycling and do that 6 stage race , god he’s gonna have a field day with that one
Are we gonna talk about the sound poof made at 11:13
I was looking through the comments trying to see if anyone else heard that or I just imagined that noise.
@@Sno_mando I did the same thing and I didn’t see it so I said it lol
12:30 Poof feeling a bit freaky
Oop
When you hold A and Z to draw the arrow,
PLEASE
shake the nunchuck to make it zoom quickly. Watching you slowly pull back the arrow each time is painful.
I was looking for this comment haha it was soooo painful to watch
Tbh I didn't know that
Omg that's a thing??
Just do it like actually drawing a bow? Who tf shakes that thing
5:02 Funniest scream he's done yet. 😂
Poofesure: The watermelon is the only one I can-
The game one second later: *Not anymore*
Ah yes, the game shows an instant replay whenever you aim for the fruit...I don't think it means what you think it means
13:04 The orange is visible but sorry you can't touch it
Maybe there is an invisible force field around this orange
One day poof will check wind and learn how trajectory works lol
Poofesure: Beginner is too hard
Also Poofesure, going to Intermediate: *Let's make it harder*
Poofesure, the wisest Wiilosopher of them all...Sun Tzu's been real quiet since this logic was dropped
4:10 poof: i think i need to go way up
his wii remote: bet
5:03 This is the most powerful , loudest and longest " why " I've ever heard from Poofesure 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*The calm before the storm*
When you reset, hold the Wiimote upright and then press A, don’t move before you press A. Then you can move it somewhat correctly.
Teacher: What’s the 25th letter of the alphabet?
Billy: 5:04
2:50 Who left a cake on grass ?
13:42 Mario when he falls in lava
You know things went south when the video starts with "attempting" 🤣
Whenever poofesure puts the word “attempting” in the title, what he’s trying to tell you is that he’s having a meltdown trying to achieve a goal! 🤣
"In What Void Is That Orange!?"
I ask myself the same question everyday
Mans been playing wii for years and not being able to set up the remote correctly will never get old
I love how it's literally not even worth it, because you get the exact same amount of points for hitting the target that's literally right in front of you and a million times easier to spot, let alone hit. You'd think they'd at least give you like 50 points for making that shot.
5:00 and the rage starts
5:04 The madness finally got to stein😂
8:30 I don’t understand how the timer machine can stand on a lava lol it really is unbelievable
Poof not knowing when you hit "A" with the Wii Remote resets your aim to be centered kills me hahah. If you need to aim way left, "aim" right then hit the "A" button and your guy will be centered so when you turn to look at screen your guy will be aiming left.
God this is seriously pissing me off LMAO
Poofs scream at 1:32 got me having flashbacks to Lego Star Wars with Jar Jar’s death sound
😂
"Wuaaahhh!!!"
"AAAHH!!! (MONSTER'S BACK!!!)"
The fact that shooting a melon 500 feet away is worth the same as shooting a bullseye, it’s like Nintendo themselves are telling you it’s not worth it
This man is still playing the wii to this day. The wii shall live on
The perfect video to watch when waiting for your blood sugar to go back up. 10/10 would watch while avoiding death again.
5:03 Poofesure when a 13 year old game on a discontinued console that he plays on with an abused wii remote with wii motion plus inside doesnt work perfectly
After all these years of playing Wii sports resort, I never knew there were secret targets in archery. Never in my life 😭
There is a literal stamp for hitting all the secret targets
didn't you look at the stamps?
@@sasir2013 no, and I never will. Well... occasionally yes.
Archery can be hard Poof, it takes time, but eventually you’ll be hitting alot of the shots!
(Funny scream at 5:04)
You know he's never gonna complete this when he has only got 2 instant replays in the first 5 minutes
5:03 Who else thought this was a Toad scream sound clip
So glad you're finally doing this, I remember when I first got all of them and I never touched the game again for like a month
“Beginner is too hard…we’re going to intermediate.”
I love how few minutes at the beginning his Wii remote was just fine until now it’s being shit and I was like dying already lmao
Alternate title: poof fails at aiming for 15 minutes
Legend has it that Beef Boss nor Poof ever found the “or’nge.”
Hey Poof, I love the videos you make. I was wondering when you'd go on to shoot those secret targets!
God I love these videos so much. They give me life, please never stop.
watching this guy is like having a newborn baby wide awake next to you as you fall asleep
I feel bad for the nun chuck, it has a 75% chance of breaking every time he does a video
Oh man I need to get some new remotes and bring this game back out of retirement! During high school and junior college, my group of friends would meet at my house and make hilarious Miis and try SO HARD to get all of the stamps. Super fun times!
Also we would laugh so hard at how the announcer says your score after each shot. He just pronounces some of the numbers in a funny way.
Let’s see the airplane sports like island flyover, skydiving, or dogfight next!
When beginner is too hard, move to intermediate.
-Poofesure (6:46)
Dude. Blew my mind. I had no idea that there were secret targets. Awesome!
5:08 When you get poisoned from a Ramblin’ Evil Mushroom in Earthbound
I thought that said “Resident Evil”
@@adriananimates7448 same lol
I would recommend watching a video of someone hitting them, so you know where to shoot, and then you can judge do you have to go a little higher or lower or a little right or little left. I have done this, and when you can get the zoom in everytime, it's not that hard
Hello Poofesure I have been a huge fan for a long time… I love the rage lmao and keep up the AMAZING WORK!!!
13:50 Poofesure: modern day Shakespeare
Me every time poofesure doesn't upload: 5:02
Instant sub you literally cannot pay enough for this kind of entertainment you sir are a legend!!
dunno why but cannot wait to see more of dudy dude trying to get thru the wii party map like a toy plastic sword thru a block of cream cheese
There's a Watermelon there- AH LOL XD 1:02
i love your vids man, always a great way to spend a part of my day
8:29 He even got it right in the middle of one of the 8’s holes!
I’m assuming he’s gonna shoot constantly, miss, and then go AHHHHHHHH! Then throw a Wii remote towards the wall-
this aged well
In wii sports mental breakdowns usually occur in boxing
The day he learns he can calibrate the wii remote is the day world peace is found
I’ve been waiting for this particular challenge for a loooooong time
Top 10 Poofesure quotes
"Beginners to hard, we are going to intermediate."
11:51 and the arrow that missed the bridge
Yessss, I’ve been waiting for this for years
Disclaimer: This video does *NOT* contain any wii remote abuse or violence therefore being *DEFENETILY* Family Friendly
i expected this to be some sweaty speed run and click away in 10 seconds, but was actually really funny. great video!
Am I the only one who’s genuinely impressed with the alcohol tolerance bit?
Archery was played like one time by you Poofesure
I can’t wait for part 2 of this!
yessss ive been waiting for this
been a really shitty day. I needed this thank you poof
You are cool
"I'm actually gonna try my hardest to get these targets..."
(let's one rip to the ground immediately after)
this is prue chaotic enjoyment. Thank you
Classic Poof. Never plays a certain game, so he tries it on the hardest difficulty or does the hardest challenge first before trying everything else and rages when he doesn’t get it.
YESSSSSSS I WAS HOPING YOU DO THIS THANK YOU
9:24 100 points is required i think
him: I can't hit it
me: GO HIGHER BRUUUUUUH
3:15 Beef Boss want to shoot the birds with his arrows
When he says attempting you know shits about to get real