Alien 3 - The RANT (A Movie Review & A Re-Upload)

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  • Опубліковано 27 жов 2024
  • A re-upload of a much older video from many years ago. Me being angry one one of the films that I despise the most.

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  • @touchstonefan0348
    @touchstonefan0348 Рік тому +15

    Ahhhh the LEGENDARY rant. I remember actually showing some of my friends the opening with you beating the VHS tape, they were all entertained.

  • @Johnlindsey289
    @Johnlindsey289 Рік тому +15

    I’m a fan of alien and aliens since I saw them on hbo at 5 36 years ago and I’ve been waiting for a third movie and I was ten seeing this dud in theaters and disappointed even it sucks in its assembly cut.
    Fincher disowned this movie for a reason as he went on and made better films. This movie was early last Jedi for the franchise as the franchise never recovered from this and to me the dark horse comics are the only true sequels to aliens

  • @chriswideman1218
    @chriswideman1218 Рік тому +15

    Classic movie rants by Matt when he destroyed the mess out of that VHS tape and it was all for NOTHAAAANGG! .........NOTHAAAAAANG! Alien 3 was Matt's worst nightmare.

  • @Fisk4life
    @Fisk4life Рік тому +10

    Best rant Matt ever did. Nothing will ever top this

  • @2H2521
    @2H2521 Рік тому +13

    One of the best rants ever! Love when you smashed the VHS tape!

  • @dong.corleone
    @dong.corleone Рік тому +12

    Alien 3 was not only one of the worst sequels and horror films ever made. It was the sequel that STARTED the horrible cliche of fucking over great characters in previous films, examples of more that would do this were Laurie in HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION, Han, Luke, and Leia in the Disney STAR WARS trilogy, John Connor in Dark Fate, Dante, Becky, and their baby in CLERKS III, and many more.

  • @grandtheftruben914
    @grandtheftruben914 Рік тому +14

    Classic Matt! 👍🏼

  • @JerpPin
    @JerpPin Рік тому +1

    I was literally just thinking about this classic the other day wow… this is an awesome treat to see this up again. Videos like this made you a frikin legend

  • @frenchcoupon3391
    @frenchcoupon3391 6 місяців тому +3

    People who defend Alien 3 don’t respect Aliens. Alien Resurrection is much more faithful to the established narrative from 2 and 3 and don’t kill off any character from the get go.

  • @dredre_lj2003
    @dredre_lj2003 Рік тому +2

    This is an equivalent to my reaction & review of Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

  • @fredleggett923
    @fredleggett923 Рік тому +1

    What I don't understand (and probably will never understand) is why Weaver gets off scot-free when she was given a LOT of control over the film, as evidenced by her co-producer credit and enormous salary. I think the actual filmmaking on display is great (Goldenthal's score is exquisite and the acting is top-notch), but it was in the service of a mortally flawed narrative, for which Weaver deserves her share of blame.
    I wonder if Fincher regrets directing Alien 3 and refuses to talk about it due to the awful story, not just because he was badly treated by Fox. In retrospect, I have no idea how the film even got past the treatment phase since it's founded on killing-off Hicks, Newt, and Bishop (for all intents and purposes).
    I used to cheerlead for the film, as I once had a nasty nihilistic streak, but it has greatly soured as I get older. I can't think of a film franchise that so effectively stabbed the back of its preceding entry, though Terminator: Dark Fate comes terrifyingly close.

  • @anakinchosen
    @anakinchosen Рік тому +4

    😮Ripley finally gets to be a step mom to Newt and bam! 💥 Newts dead ☠️ 5 minutes in to the movie 🍿,that’s just a nutty tragedy.

  • @keveardo
    @keveardo Рік тому +3

    A certified hood classic

  • @jessemoore7081
    @jessemoore7081 Рік тому +1

    Alien 3 is flawed but a worthwhile movie. Dark and nihilistic, bringing Ripley's hellish journey to a beautiful close.
    Never had an issue with the casualties. Life sucks, then you die... the nature of the universe. 🤷
    Besides, after what Cameron did to John Connor in Dark Fate(it was his idea to kill him off), I feel even less sympathetic to his characters' death in Alien 3.

  • @ScrimpBoat
    @ScrimpBoat Рік тому +2

    Mom: why don’t you go play with the neighbor boy.
    The neighbor boy:

  • @JoeDredd2012
    @JoeDredd2012 Рік тому +2

    2:13 Same here dough I would've pissed on it 😂😂😂😂
    3:51 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    7:00 Oh cool ''Zardox'' too😂😂
    18:56 Cue the song ''All For Nothing'' from ''Linkin Park LAMO!
    25:14 They sword of did that already with those newer disney ''Star Wars'' trilogy but I know this rant was made way before those shitty films got made.
    Bravo bro! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 It's very cool to see this classic RANT re-uploaded again👍👍
    #FuckAlien3

  • @CM11194
    @CM11194 Рік тому +3

    Great to see one of the best reviews/rants that you’ve ever done to the most pointless & the worst sequel of all-time being re-uploaded.

  • @andykishore
    @andykishore Рік тому +2

    How many times have you had to talk about this movie at this point?

  • @Ken_Del_2005
    @Ken_Del_2005 2 місяці тому +2

    2:11 This is what I think of The Emoji Movie.

  • @LORDHASBECOMEABOVE
    @LORDHASBECOMEABOVE Рік тому +2

    Oh yea! Classic Matt right here😄👏🏿 I see why people hate aliens 3. It really undid all the struggle and reward ripley and the team went through in Aliens.
    Completely unacceptable….

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 Рік тому

      What about last Jedi?

    • @LORDHASBECOMEABOVE
      @LORDHASBECOMEABOVE Рік тому

      @@Johnlindsey289 oh that’s absolutely trash for sure. What they did to Luke was unforgivable alone.

    • @jasongradyphstiger6179
      @jasongradyphstiger6179 9 місяців тому

      Yeah I was never a big fan of what they did to my favorite Jedi character.

  • @stephenwyatt88
    @stephenwyatt88 Рік тому +2

    The legendary rant returns!

  • @jasongradyphstiger6179
    @jasongradyphstiger6179 Рік тому +1

    This is the best epic rant I seen and I miss this video and I love it.

  • @DarkMetalSpider
    @DarkMetalSpider Рік тому +2

    imagine seeing this movie at the theatre🤣 I don't think.a single person coming out of it that night liked it... not even remotely...
    Imagine also this...
    ...before even going in to actually see the movie...
    ....opening night (in the theatre Lobby), spending $25 on this really cool looking neon alien Alien 3 t-shirt... cool neon yellow/orange/green colors to glow in blacklight😅 umm, yeah... I did, haha
    dunno whatever happened to it though😂

  • @daimonatkins3046
    @daimonatkins3046 Рік тому +1

    Alien 3
    A troubled production that divided a fan base

  • @OcpCommunications
    @OcpCommunications Місяць тому

    This video is an absolute classic and more entertaining and worthwhile than this piece of crud. No. Alien 3 is not underrated or misunderstood. It fucking sucks.

  • @brandonhall1341
    @brandonhall1341 Рік тому +4

    Classic. I always loved this rant

    • @LordMalice6d9
      @LordMalice6d9 Рік тому

      It's one of the best rants ever regarding this turkey of a movie.

  • @ooftysizemore9723
    @ooftysizemore9723 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for uploading some classic rants

  • @devinharbert6071
    @devinharbert6071 3 місяці тому

    I Respect Your Opinion Matt, Great Job, Personally I Love Alien 1, 2, 3, & The AVP Films are my Favorites Of The Franchise, I Don’t Like Alien: Resurrection, Prometheus, & Alien: Covenant are the Worst Films Of Franchise IMO

  • @1977Eelco
    @1977Eelco Рік тому

    Yeah...I can watch the movie...but Matt's totally right with his reaction, judgment, thoughts on Alien 3. This sequel really f-ed up the franchise!

  • @lewmap
    @lewmap Рік тому

    Can’t say I’m a big fan of this franchise. Original “Alien” was interesting till Kane’s death. Then became a slasher, not even good one. People stood in place, stared at drooling jaws. No fightning, no gore. Monster was rarely shown. Sigourney was great in her role, though.
    “Aliens” was a bit better film. Some parts were too dark, imo. Never really cared about little girl or any characters, except Ripley. “Alien 3” was bland and boring. I don’t hate it, but just - meh. Most prisoners looked alike. Death of Ellen was a right choice, made the character more real. Couldn’t fight xenomorphs forever.

  • @milesknightestrada3286
    @milesknightestrada3286 Рік тому

    This almost forgives Matt's liberality with the delete button. Reposting the 2014 Ninja Turtles rant will completely redeem him.

  • @lorddraugr3138
    @lorddraugr3138 Рік тому +7

    Alien 3 Tape: Have mercy!
    Matt: *_Sorry, all out of mercy!_*

  • @Timelord007
    @Timelord007 Рік тому +1

    Matt at his absolute ranting best.

  • @benalviani1558
    @benalviani1558 Рік тому +2

    Classic rant. Alien 3 is a lesson on how to not kill a franchise

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 Рік тому

      Last Jedi

    • @BRIANOCONNOR2003
      @BRIANOCONNOR2003 Рік тому

      Matrix revolutions

    • @dong.corleone
      @dong.corleone 5 місяців тому

      @@BRIANOCONNOR2003I do kinda enjoy Matrix Revolutions tbh

    • @BRIANOCONNOR2003
      @BRIANOCONNOR2003 5 місяців тому

      @@dong.corleone the only good things I like about matrix revolutions are the action scenes and the score by don Davis (The matrix and Jurassic Park 3)

  • @leeroygreene85
    @leeroygreene85 Рік тому

    Yessss! The greatest rant intro of all time! Vhs 🔨

  • @JohnSoranno-q2j
    @JohnSoranno-q2j 4 місяці тому

    Hey man, I love you rent. You’re making me laugh. I know alien three was a bad movie but I still say it was way better than alien resurrection and they should’ve killed off Hicks and new

  • @iHussin005
    @iHussin005 Рік тому +2

    All Time Classic.

  • @DianneRoberts722
    @DianneRoberts722 3 місяці тому

    Charles S. Dutton was Jonas Cutter.

  • @andrewgreiff7803
    @andrewgreiff7803 11 місяців тому +4

    Alien 3 is insult and again love the review

  • @JoeDredd2012
    @JoeDredd2012 Рік тому

    I wonder what year was this rant is from????

  • @knglerxst
    @knglerxst Рік тому +2

    A classic rant.

  • @official_nerd4917
    @official_nerd4917 3 місяці тому

    Oof makes me even more glad I only saw the first two films

  • @michaelyates2650
    @michaelyates2650 Місяць тому

    This is the best video on UA-cam ever

  • @DianneRoberts722
    @DianneRoberts722 3 місяці тому

    This movie rivals Halloween 5. Its very similar.

  • @missugh1890
    @missugh1890 Рік тому

    Matt do you remember what tape that was

  • @ShadyPlatinum777
    @ShadyPlatinum777 Рік тому +2

    Epic rant

  • @missugh1890
    @missugh1890 Рік тому +1

    Yeah this s**t is a F**king classic and I think the video still up but someone took it

  • @WonderOfU70
    @WonderOfU70 Рік тому

    One of my fav rants ever !!!

  • @GundamPrimeZero
    @GundamPrimeZero 2 місяці тому

    2:13 What we all came here for! 😂

  • @diegofavaratozfilms962
    @diegofavaratozfilms962 9 місяців тому +1

    2:13 had me laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kingslayer2999
    @kingslayer2999 Рік тому +4

    Alien 3 SUCKS!!!

  • @liamf7838
    @liamf7838 4 місяці тому

    still classic this lol

  • @andrewgreiff7803
    @andrewgreiff7803 11 місяців тому +1

    Excellent review...thank you man