@@easypeezy03 Quagmire isn’t exactly a saint when it comes to hating Brian. He literally beat him up for sleeping with his dad even though Brian couldn’t have known at the time, so Brian isn’t to be blamed for that. This can be considered payback. Also, Peter is the reason this whole situation even happened to begin with, so I put most of the blame on him.
Quagmire is justified in hating Brian the whole series. He offers to help a person he hates, and immediately is fucked over. Even in the one where Brian dates Quagmire’s mom he gets super pretentious and treats Quagmire like a little kid. They turned Brian from a complicated character with real motivations, into a pretentious douchebag who only cares about himself and actively hurts those who help him.
Awwwww OK, so Brian only thinks of himself? Then to EVERYONE who sees your BS. Kinda explain Being ready to end everything for Stewie both times in "Peterminator" Warning the entire family about Pouncy and then tracking down Meg and fighting an army to make sure she didn't get eaten. When he stood up for Kyle in "Boys best friend" even being a gentleman to Holly. And saving Stewie's life in "Prescription-H" stopping Lois from overdoing it on pills and sitting with her all night with no sleep while she recovered.
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead ok calm down a bit, I was just kinda over generalizing I’m sure there are tons of examples of new Brian being good but I’m just saying I’m upset about the amount of times he’s been an ass hole Sorry if I upset you
@@Glass_Archive I am calm. And why don't anti-fans understand emotions since I'm laughing. Lmao. Plus compared to quagmire? Sorry you should be taking out your own personal frustrations on him. Lmao.
"Laughing outside, crying down below... Pasta, meatballs, Joe Dimaggio... Fellatio, Pinnochio, a pizza pie from Dominos... All of this because I'm singing in a pointy hat!"
When Brian put himself down when comparing himself to Quagmire… Already knew he was lying. He “admitted” his faults way too suddenly and it was too long.
I mean, they could have made this a two parter. Part One is this episode, part two being Brian seeing quagmire fir assault while quagmire counter sues for Brian scamming him
I think everyone is forgetting that he would have made around a 5% commission on the sales he made. They say he made 5 sales in a week which at 350k a house would be 87500. He wouldn't have much to complain about.
Fluorescent Adolescent He is not the worst and in fact was a good character. They keep making him the worst because the show is owned by Fox. -Wanted to give Peter his kidneys -Died for Peter in the dream created by Stewie -He has also helped Meg more than her own father
So Meg had no underwear, put on a bathing suit, missed the bus, almost rained, pop quiz, and Peter was pulling his Archie Bunker not wanting to hear from Edith.
IKR! 😅😅 That was quite hill-air-e-yes dude. His 🪵 must be extremely strong to be balancing a weight bar. And probably has two arms on both sides of his 🪵 to lift the weight bar. By the way, does he work out his thing, in it's natural stance?? Or does he need to emotionally aeroused and excited so it's all the way up? Or can he do it whilst on a semi? 🧐 🤷
**New intern starts at the office: The 3 realtor colleagues: " Hey new guy That's a cool pen you got! 😁😁😀 .. ohh btw... everyone at this office beside us.. is garbage! " 😅😅
Haha! NO worries buddy! Those extra characters on Family Guy are just as hysterical as some of the most funniest main characters on Family Guy show cartoon sitcom. Their querky one liners are so amusing and have a knee slappers effect. They deliver their lines so bluntly and without even trying to come off as being funny or neither try hard to get people laughing. They are just simple natural at making people laugh and get a rise out of Family Guy cartoon sitcom show fans. So effortlessly, without any real effort or trying too hard to achieve their goals of making viewers laugh out loud. The producers and creators are simply masters of their craft and the industry they operate in. It's amazing.
4:19 If sales are projected to fall by 40% in a single quarter, not only would I have never been at that meeting, but I'd have had another job by the middle of Q2. What a train-wreck of a company.
Quagmire actually kinda deserved to be tricked like that after all the terrible things he’s done. He’s a dog abuser. I hate dog abusers. Sorry. Severe autism. Also, he he tried to steal Lois from Peter multiple times. And one time, he stole Loretta from Cleveland. And besides, you could actually arrested for causing such animal abuse.
@@jacobwiggers Quagmire is a horrible person. He steals his best friend’s wife, he abuses dog, he tried to seduce Meg once, he watched Lois in the bathroom and he stole Loretta from Cleveland once.
I've always hated this episode Heard this quote once this person gave you life and they can take it away Quagmire help you get new teeth and now he's taking them away with 48 home runs
@@Midnirlouco Watch the show for Christ sake. He tried to steal Lois from Peter multiple times, he stole Loretta from Cleveland, he watched Lois in the bathroom, he tried to seduce Meg and abused Brian multiple times. He definitely deserved to be tricked like this. Sorry. Severe autism.
Ya know....it's hard to feel for quagmire when Brian litterally won him over by mentioning a rival pilot. You made that bed yourself man, now ya sleep in it.
@@Cacowninja yes, but they didn't make them dirty, I barley understand why you'd think they're dirty though since Britain literally puts fluoride into the water.
peter broke brians teeth, and lois doesnt want to pay out, despite the fact peter caused this.. (why didnt brian just sue peter? yes he's family but... honestly, it coulda made a great addition to the story... could have even rewritten it so that he got 'revenge' on quagmire by scamming him... and then maybe he realizes hes not as differernt as peter was when he broke his teeth.... holy shit, did i rewrite that in like 20 seconds?
you know that condo isn't beyond salvation. replace the carpet with hardwood, redo the dry wall, replace the doors, and replace the appliances such as the toilet and it could be flipped for a decent profit.
Peter destroyed brian's teeth and didn't EVEN feel guilty
Didn't feel
@@zorlokarma why whould lois merry him
I just can't understand.
They should just kill Peter
Quagmire helps Brian get new teeth and Brian screws him in real estate
@@giorgichachua3013 *marry
“You mean my wife Kim?” 😂 gets me every time
"I'm gonna go sell that condo!"
What are the specs?🤣
Kinda sad but the follow-up is funny
@@CardinalKid87 Damnit, I was gonna say that! 😂😂
“Haha that’s enough”
Haha! Good one...
@@rtl_7001 that’s enough!!!!
It would annoy me if anyone dis that when I made a joke lol
@@imbored6135 lol that’s enough!!!
I read this as he said it
Brian deserves that. The last person expected helping him instead enjoying his pain and that's how to repay the person?
Peter’s also to blame since he didn’t even feel sorry about destroying Brian’s teeth
@@celestialarcher9268 again I think they're right when they say Brian deserved it
@@easypeezy03 Quagmire isn’t exactly a saint when it comes to hating Brian. He literally beat him up for sleeping with his dad even though Brian couldn’t have known at the time, so Brian isn’t to be blamed for that. This can be considered payback. Also, Peter is the reason this whole situation even happened to begin with, so I put most of the blame on him.
@@easypeezy03 And keep in mind, Brian got what he deserved at the end. Peter didn’t, that’s why I blame Peter more.
@@celestialarcher9268 I wasn't even talking about that episode I was talking about this one so bringing up a past one is irrelevant
Quagmire is justified in hating Brian the whole series. He offers to help a person he hates, and immediately is fucked over. Even in the one where Brian dates Quagmire’s mom he gets super pretentious and treats Quagmire like a little kid. They turned Brian from a complicated character with real motivations, into a pretentious douchebag who only cares about himself and actively hurts those who help him.
Quagmire kinda deserved this for being an asshole to everybody.
Awwwww OK, so Brian only thinks of himself? Then to EVERYONE who sees your BS. Kinda explain
Being ready to end everything for Stewie both times in "Peterminator"
Warning the entire family about Pouncy and then tracking down Meg and fighting an army to make sure she didn't get eaten.
When he stood up for Kyle in "Boys best friend" even being a gentleman to Holly.
And saving Stewie's life in "Prescription-H" stopping Lois from overdoing it on pills and sitting with her all night with no sleep while she recovered.
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead BS?
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead ok calm down a bit, I was just kinda over generalizing I’m sure there are tons of examples of new Brian being good but I’m just saying I’m upset about the amount of times he’s been an ass hole Sorry if I upset you
@@Glass_Archive I am calm. And why don't anti-fans understand emotions since I'm laughing. Lmao.
Plus compared to quagmire? Sorry you should be taking out your own personal frustrations on him. Lmao.
"Laughing outside, crying down below...
Pasta, meatballs, Joe Dimaggio...
Fellatio, Pinnochio, a pizza pie from Dominos...
All of this because I'm singing in a pointy hat!"
Idk why but a sang it luke we didnt start a fire
the first line hits different
😂😂😂😂
In the spider man pizza theme
@@jacobheller3146 Luke
When Brian put himself down when comparing himself to Quagmire…
Already knew he was lying.
He “admitted” his faults way too suddenly and it was too long.
I feel like Quagmire should be in jail for animal cruelty
Oh what like in "Prescription-H" when he was quick to admit Lois getting hooked was all his fault?
Oh he wasn't lying ahd was actually a good guy.
@@marrero8100 You definitely didn't understand the episode nor the character
@@simaopinto8521 the only person who doesn't get anything is yuou
@@ashaazimroz6992 What now? Another pretensious mofo comes to bother me?
if he was actually rich from the real estate business he'd be able to afford a new set of teeth
Exactly
Lies again? American Education Personal Hygiene
@@NazriB what
you mean affluent
@@rvkice23 oh you mean plumb
"Affluent is rich" yeah, you just called your clients poor.
0:34 "Everyone in the office beside us is garbage." 😂😂
Damn right
Surely Quagmire could sue Brian. Would certainly have a good case, but that wouldn’t make good family guy television.
Actually, he'd be a mid 60 year old sex offender suing a dog with human teeth installed. Not the strongest case imo ☠️
Quagmire got what he deserved after all the terrible things he’s done.
I mean, they could have made this a two parter. Part One is this episode, part two being Brian seeing quagmire fir assault while quagmire counter sues for Brian scamming him
Quagmire ain't no snitch but you do have a point Glen definetely would have won the case.
@@coltgun876On what grounds?
this episode made me agree with Quagmire 100%
When everything quagmire says was about himself not Brian.
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead does brian remind you of yourself and thats why you are defending him
@tank1503 how is thst defending when it's locic?
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead well for one you came back to a 10 month comment to defend brian
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead cuz I knew you’d respond. You seem mad
7:50 I like how they included a clip from another episode to avoid being copyright striked
I didn’t even notice lmao I just thought he was hiding in a courtroom
I think everyone is forgetting that he would have made around a 5% commission on the sales he made. They say he made 5 sales in a week which at 350k a house would be 87500. He wouldn't have much to complain about.
1:19 "It's sad when planes 'splode" 😂
It is, to be fair.
What? Yeah, I guess.
6:33 “Laughing outside, crying down bellow”
That lines hits different.
Brian: hey did I tell you about Kim?
Dude: you mean my wife?
Brian: I'm gonna sell that condo.
Haha yes I also watched the video and saw that part haha wow such an intelligent comment
@@danieltramp7432 he's just pointing out his favorite part of the video, douche
@@danieltramp7432 don’t be a dick
@@danieltramp7432 wow really intelligent, I read the comment no need to repeat again
@@danieltramp7432 cope
He should have just stayed in Stewie's toy box XD
"Are you bothered by sorority noise 😅" buried the lead there
Those teeth only look good on quagmire
Indeed
And real estate agents.
Quagmire literally couldve sued him for false advertising
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Idk if that would hold up considering the defence would ask why didn't you visit the property before purchasing?
False advertising isn't illegal in America the way you are assuming it is.
"Oh there's a head in the freezer" changes his mind immediately "Oh and sherbert!!"
I dunno why they still even bother with brian
Fluorescent Adolescent
He is not the worst and in fact was a good character. They keep making him the worst because the show is owned by Fox.
-Wanted to give Peter his kidneys
-Died for Peter in the dream created by Stewie
-He has also helped Meg more than her own father
User name they made him more shallow, and he’s pretty much a piece of shit.
shadowspider9 I know all characters have become horrible all I’m saying is that they used to make fun of both sides.
@@Username-or9nr That is true, but he's progressively getting worse, he used to be such a funny and sweet character, not anymore.
They killed him once, but the fans complained and he was brought back
So Meg had no underwear, put on a bathing suit, missed the bus, almost rained, pop quiz, and Peter was pulling his Archie Bunker not wanting to hear from Edith.
I always thought that Quagmire misjudged Brian cruely, but after seeing this video, I'm kinda starting to understand .
You realize Quagmire is worse.
Brian is a liar and a scumbag, Quagmire is a pedophile. Only this once was the latter the voice of reason.
@@Clear-Skies-AheadDid you watch this video? Brian is dog crap.
@@Clear-Skies-Aheadwho the fuck is. "Cuagmire"
0:52
brian:"I can sell anything!"
I_AM_WILDCAT:"looks like we got competition."
"i can sell cat shit to a dog"
-wildcat
0:51
"Oh yeah its really hard to be a real-estate agent, you have to be able to count bathrooms" 😂😂😂
2:00 don't gotta flex on us quagmire
Seriously 😂
9:08 the most satisfying scene in the history of Family Guy
You guys all should realize you’re giving out cheers to some animal abuse here which is very inefficient and cruel.
You guys all should realize you’re giving out cheers to some animal abuse here which is very inefficient and cruel.
@@mlpartclub412 He is a narcissistic cartoon character with the intellectual capacity of a human.
@@mlpartclub412 nice troll attempt
@@efilwv1635 We do not abuse dogs. It’s not really a good thing at all.
That song Peter singing sounds like that song from the Mickey and the beanstalk sequence from Fun And Fancy Free
I'm not sure that a seedy motel is the right place to hide form Quagmire, of all people
“Oh there’s a head in the freezer. OOH AND SHERBERT!”
There's only a head in my freezer
American Psycho reference
9:13 quagmire is officially my favorite character in the show
Please stop calling, this is very busy doctors office 😂😂😂😂😂
The Ending had me in tears😂😂😂😂 9:12
7:10 says “Way to miscarry”
0:10 Hot Chocolate "You Sexy Thing" also from "The Full Monty"
Are we all going to just ignore and pretend that Quagmire was NOT lifting that weight bar with his hands, rather was using his Johnny!
🤔😱😱
😅😅😅
Hahaha!
Yhh dude.... that was hilarious.
" Nice job! Let's get you a rub down. 😉"
He says to his shaboing! 😂😂
IKR! 😅😅
That was quite hill-air-e-yes dude.
His 🪵 must be extremely strong to be balancing a weight bar. And probably has two arms on both sides of his 🪵
to lift the weight bar.
By the way, does he work out his thing, in it's natural stance?? Or does he need to emotionally aeroused and excited so it's all the way up? Or can he do it whilst on a semi?
🧐
🤷
Now That's a "Stewie just said that" and a "Who else but Quagmire" both in one
**New intern starts at the office:
The 3 realtor colleagues:
" Hey new guy
That's a cool pen you got! 😁😁😀 .. ohh btw... everyone at this office beside us.. is garbage! "
😅😅
LOL LOL
that was so funny, I had to LOL not once but twice!
So funny bro! 😆😆😆
Haha!
NO worries buddy!
Those extra characters on Family Guy are just as hysterical as some of the most funniest main characters on Family Guy show cartoon sitcom.
Their querky one liners are so amusing and have a knee slappers effect.
They deliver their lines so bluntly and without even trying to come off as being funny or neither try hard to get people laughing.
They are just simple natural at making people laugh and get a rise out of Family Guy cartoon sitcom show fans.
So effortlessly, without any real effort or trying too hard to achieve their goals of making viewers laugh out loud.
The producers and creators are simply masters of their craft and the industry they operate in.
It's amazing.
i clicked off immediately when i saw the random zoom in's
That's how they dodge the auto copyright
No you didn't
but you commented so no you didn’t
4:19
If sales are projected to fall by 40% in a single quarter, not only would I have never been at that meeting, but I'd have had another job by the middle of Q2. What a train-wreck of a company.
3:33 As someone who is actually Persian, I surprisingly don’t think this is a little much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Typical honest salesman.😜
It is sad when planes explode. Especially ones carrying Nba stars. 😞
it was a helicopter dumbass
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@jackwooo2297 eh there both flying vehicles close enough
ether way you die that why i do not fly
No it's not sad
Who buys real estate without visiting the place they're buying
Brian’s got fake crash’s teeth 💀💀💀
(The crash bandicoot character)
When Bart's mom calls him for dinner 5:09
When Nelson's mom calls him for dinner 5:09
When Ralph's dad calls him for dinner 5:09
Brian deserved that at 9:13 for what he did to Quagmire!
Animal abuse
Looks disgusting
@@alastorgamingchannel1877 little fast human
@@I_THE_I bruh. It's a fucking cartoon. And Brian is a dick, not only in this episode.
lol he looks like an elephant now
he looks like hank from madness combat when his jaw gets ripped off
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We need a plan to get him outta the contract to get the 💰back!
4:31 that's painful and jumpscared me, but funny.
Wow... Brian has a perfect teeth
No wonder quagmire hates Brian. I’m surprised when they went out to dinner quagmire didn’t bring this up. I would hate anyone who did this to me.
POV: jonah hill in the wolf of wall street
I’ve always thought that his teeth were a mustache
9:14 Brian had that coming, he tricked Quagmire, and was a total dick for not letting him outta the contract.
Quagmire actually kinda deserved to be tricked like that after all the terrible things he’s done. He’s a dog abuser. I hate dog abusers. Sorry. Severe autism. Also, he he tried to steal Lois from Peter multiple times. And one time, he stole Loretta from Cleveland. And besides, you could actually arrested for causing such animal abuse.
Brian singing "🎶where you from...you sexy thing 🎶" with his big ol' teeth is just hilarious 😂
Everytime I see family guy music in the cars or bikes musics are from grand theft auto San Andreas
When brian was "apologizing" to quagmire, i knew he was wasting time 😂
This doesn't look like Prescott Towers. It looks like an old building!🤢😱😨
Nestled somewhere between the ocean and your imagination 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Brian has perfect teeth
9:13 not anymore
His teeth will be normal
Brian should away from Quagmire. The Griffins.
@@mlpartclub412 TF you talking about? Lol
@@jacobwiggers Quagmire is a horrible person. He steals his best friend’s wife, he abuses dog, he tried to seduce Meg once, he watched Lois in the bathroom and he stole Loretta from Cleveland once.
Bro was on drugs when wrote that@@jacobwiggers
Brian: Why does quagmire hate me so much?
Also Brian:
It cant possibly be legal for brian to do that
It isn’t.
Quagmire already asked for the deal to be canceled within the 72 hours.
I've always hated this episode
Heard this quote once this person gave you life and they can take it away
Quagmire help you get new teeth and now he's taking them away with 48 home runs
God Lois sarcastic statements are hilarious, I would rail that!
Bro
forgot what episode this was but i saw the thumbnail and assumed he was a car salesman
"Nice job, lets get you a rub down"😂😂😂
"It's sad when planes 'splode..."
Matt Geatz looks like Brian with perfect teeth, cannot unsee….
2:00 - 2:10 I can't unimagine this scene that even though his skinny his has muscles down there
A True man power
@@Aliver.25_Legue Strong American penis.
"You mean my wife kim?" 💀
This was so funny! 😂
Brian was an asshole for doing that to Quagmire.
For getting revenge?
When my mom calls me for dinner 5:09
Little did Brian know Quagmire put $50k into the condo and doubled his investment.
Serves Quagmire right I’d say after all the terrible things he’s done.
6:35 peter griffin singing to spiderman2 pizza theme
I didn't know that
When I sing a dumb song for the classroom 6:33
This episode somehow accomplished a great feat. To make us hate Brian even more!
"The harbor is poisoned"
5:35 Dammit, Brian screwed me!
This poor angel can't find himself.
Am I the only one here who thinks Quagmire got what he deserved at this point after all the terrible things he’s done his whole life?
What Modern Quagmire did?
@@Midnirlouco Watch the show for Christ sake. He tried to steal Lois from Peter multiple times, he stole Loretta from Cleveland, he watched Lois in the bathroom, he tried to seduce Meg and abused Brian multiple times. He definitely deserved to be tricked like this. Sorry. Severe autism.
No you're not Quagmire had it coming. :)
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead No he didn't have it coming Brian had it coming.
@@SupremeEgyptianGodsMan-vd3sk So, beating Brian for a mistake, and running into him?
Brian didn't deserve revenge for that?
Bro thinks he's Walter White
Prescott Towers is so lovely!!!!!!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Ya know....it's hard to feel for quagmire when Brian litterally won him over by mentioning a rival pilot. You made that bed yourself man, now ya sleep in it.
Why do I think Brian has British styled teeth
TrueRed no british teeth are crooked
@@skyft Didn't they even have a stereotype episode where everybody was british and had dirty crooked teeth?
@@Cacowninja yes, but they didn't make them dirty, I barley understand why you'd think they're dirty though since Britain literally puts fluoride into the water.
@@melonmale I'm talking about skit on family guy not real life.
On family guy the British really were portrayed with bad teeth.
@@Cacowninja that's what I said, in the skit they portray them as having crooked teeth, not dirty, sorry for being confusing.
9:13 replay this for satisfaction
Quagmire is the best character
no he not
@@fredricotraversiere8868 NO HE ALWAYS MAKE US SEE HOT WOMEN I AM FAN OF QUAGMIRE SINCE IM 6 LITERAL 2 YEARS BRO
On what planet lol
That sounds arrogant you know that?
6:32
spider man pizza time noises
peter broke brians teeth, and lois doesnt want to pay out, despite the fact peter caused this.. (why didnt brian just sue peter? yes he's family but... honestly, it coulda made a great addition to the story...
could have even rewritten it so that he got 'revenge' on quagmire by scamming him... and then maybe he realizes hes not as differernt as peter was when he broke his teeth....
holy shit, did i rewrite that in like 20 seconds?
you know that condo isn't beyond salvation. replace the carpet with hardwood, redo the dry wall, replace the doors, and replace the appliances such as the toilet and it could be flipped for a decent profit.
Yup you get screwed but u get the last laugh and make decent money
Look at the thumbnail from further away, there's an optical illusion where only Brian's bottom eyelids are visible.
The fatman never regret for what he did he just brush off like nothing had happened. I feel so satisfy when he got bullied by his sister and Lois.
Why don’t you rather they get a divorce? Sorry. Severe autism.
lois Griffin is a horrible wife to Peter Griffin
American Psycho references? Anyone else?
SHERBERT
Wasn't expecting anyone to catch onto that!
"That's why I've never made any major investments with my dog."
The nose scissors scenes made me extremely uncomfortable. 😏
There’s a whole lot of madness in this comment section. It’s like they don’t know what animal abuse actually is.
Another crazy thing is how anti-fans can't see Quagmire had coming.
@@Clear-Skies-Ahead It’s like they’ve never watched the show before.