Dream builds his "Evil" base while Technoblade makes fun of him being homeless - Dream SMP

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  • Dream builds his "Evil" base while Technoblade makes fun of him being homeless - Dream SMP
    Dream and Techno gets in an argument about dream not having a home so dream goes into the wilderness and starts building his evil base and technoblade makes fun of him for it.
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  • @szitasialexszitasialex6459
    @szitasialexszitasialex6459 3 роки тому +2439

    Dream: builds a house
    Techno in the background: POOR

    • @S0fizzy
      @S0fizzy 3 роки тому +26

      *POOR*

    • @Unknownuser-vq9ul
      @Unknownuser-vq9ul 3 роки тому +40

      *quietly turns on creative mode*
      Haha Diamond block brrr.

    • @spillthetae7465
      @spillthetae7465 3 роки тому +16

      @@Unknownuser-vq9ul he’s flexing 😹

    • @skypfo734
      @skypfo734 3 роки тому +8

      @@Unknownuser-vq9ul he actually had those diamond blocks he just was seeing how terrible they would look

  • @aplatypus7651
    @aplatypus7651 3 роки тому +4549

    "Homewastaken"
    -Technoblade, the art of roasting

    • @sad...4854
      @sad...4854 3 роки тому +240

      And homenotfound

    • @thecat4404
      @thecat4404 3 роки тому +19

      *_LMAO_*

    • @joshuapere997
      @joshuapere997 3 роки тому +13

      It probably was a dono or a comment

    • @mrmeowingtonw
      @mrmeowingtonw 3 роки тому +3

      @@sad...4854 would like but on 69

    • @kiwuuspurr1927
      @kiwuuspurr1927 3 роки тому +6

      more like, *home not found* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @anmer9272
    @anmer9272 3 роки тому +2090

    I love how when Techno offered "You can sleep here under like a tree or something." Dream was quiet as if he was actually considering it.

    • @bababubatz8351
      @bababubatz8351 2 роки тому +47

      He probably was lmaoo

    • @guidinglight9082
      @guidinglight9082 2 роки тому +19

      Sleeping under trees is kinda comfortable because of all the fresh air!

    • @marvin532
      @marvin532 2 роки тому +7

      @@guidinglight9082 rain

    • @whoasked376
      @whoasked376 2 роки тому +3

      @Harnain Dhaliwal did you know lol backwards is lol

    • @m.kcharles2977
      @m.kcharles2977 2 роки тому

      @@whoasked376 did you know did backwards is did

  • @ana-lx2wn
    @ana-lx2wn 3 роки тому +690

    The silence after Techno put down that bed made me think that he was seriously considering the option

    • @omao4938
      @omao4938 3 роки тому +57

      Dream was imagining what it would be to sleep in an actual bed.

    • @deuteriumtritium9700
      @deuteriumtritium9700 2 роки тому +11

      Ifkr😂😂

  • @derpymule7977
    @derpymule7977 3 роки тому +6707

    I love how perfect this bit is for Techno. When Dream shows up literally anywhere else, people are terrified and just generally in awe at him. But when he shows up for Techno, he just bullies him out of his house and completely undermines him the entire time. Techno just could not care less about who Dream is and it’s beautiful.

  • @killertails1244
    @killertails1244 3 роки тому +5438

    “His real estate value went from 5 dollars to 3 dollars” - Techno
    Techno is a huge troll lmao

    • @skelet8337
      @skelet8337 3 роки тому +93

      Then he said from 3 to 1 after the creeper blow up in his base

    • @manwithnodrip9142
      @manwithnodrip9142 3 роки тому +7

      @@skelet8337are you joking or nah cuz I heard 5 to 3

    • @manwithnodrip9142
      @manwithnodrip9142 3 роки тому +14

      6:53

    • @You-vm6yr
      @You-vm6yr 3 роки тому +26

      @@manwithnodrip9142 he said 3 to 1 dollar after that, but it's not included here

    • @noob9768
      @noob9768 3 роки тому +1

      Why is it when i read this he said that at the same time

  • @LOLAtomic_X
    @LOLAtomic_X 3 роки тому +368

    Plot twist: Techno and dream are still In a call

    • @bubuwin745
      @bubuwin745 3 роки тому +4

      Really?

    • @tojifushiguro8875
      @tojifushiguro8875 3 роки тому +12

      @@bubuwin745 says “plot twist” so i don’t think so

    • @emilinne
      @emilinne 3 роки тому +7

      Another plot twist: Dream wasnt on deafen

    • @Buh-byee
      @Buh-byee 3 роки тому +4

      Plot twist: techno was on mute

  • @NCEA141
    @NCEA141 3 роки тому +344

    "This guy is some how more broke than tommyinnit." - technoblade

  • @SPACEHARICE
    @SPACEHARICE 3 роки тому +4362

    Dream shows up to Tommy
    Intimidating
    Dream shows up to techno
    Gets bullied

    • @aidanarmaggeddon
      @aidanarmaggeddon 3 роки тому +323

      No one can escape Technoblade's Art of Cyberbullying

    • @tokumo2190
      @tokumo2190 3 роки тому +185

      he literally made bullying a career

    • @Blackgaming-fj9ph
      @Blackgaming-fj9ph 3 роки тому +62

      It's because he is a mutated teletuby

    • @moonwolf9250
      @moonwolf9250 3 роки тому +8

      I do not like this techno person

    • @hazel_1237
      @hazel_1237 3 роки тому +25

      oh...maybe dream bullys tommy because he wants to get rid of the anger about the bullying from techno, that is a very sad reason even if it is a script and roleplayed and stuff

  • @annaleise657
    @annaleise657 3 роки тому +10434

    dream's small pause after techno offers him shelter got me. he was seriously contemplating it. rip dream

    • @quesproductions7170
      @quesproductions7170 3 роки тому +935

      The rational part of me was hoping dream paused because he was calculating that if he did stay with Tech he could keep an eye on Tommy.
      The meme side was calling him poor

    • @alliu6562
      @alliu6562 3 роки тому +210

      @@quesproductions7170 both is good

    • @phoenixtheborked5465
      @phoenixtheborked5465 3 роки тому +61

      @@alliu6562 Agreed!

    • @Mei-uy9ve
      @Mei-uy9ve 3 роки тому +79

      He was considering it o-o

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 3 роки тому +17

      @@quesproductions7170 both are good

  • @Barple_Bapkins
    @Barple_Bapkins 3 роки тому +839

    Dream then: "I have the biggest and most technologically advanced base on the server"
    Dream now: *stays in the biggest build on the server and the most technologically advanced build ever*
    Epic foreshadowing is epic

    • @PinkiKumari-vy1ef
      @PinkiKumari-vy1ef 3 роки тому +74

      You mean prison

    • @Fluttershys_bong
      @Fluttershys_bong 3 роки тому +36

      @@PinkiKumari-vy1ef THIS SINGULAR REPLY CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

    • @bruuuuuhhhhhhh
      @bruuuuuhhhhhhh 2 роки тому +14

      That’s what techno says in their prison streams, he says almost exactly what you said

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 5 місяців тому

      He got bullied into it. When he was lookin at homes i bet he was like "hmm, but theres this really big one with redstone.. fuck i can hear him laughing at me for not having a house that one time.. FUCK IT ITS MY HOUSE"

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it
    @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 3 роки тому +1531

    Dream normally: a big manipulator and a scary evil blob
    Dream after techno bully’s him: *a sad big blob*

    • @Bobbyondrugs
      @Bobbyondrugs 3 роки тому +78

      *a sad homeles big blob

    • @hopeless_pain7255
      @hopeless_pain7255 3 роки тому +29

      @@Bobbyondrugs no a sad homeless teletubby

    • @rumota6066
      @rumota6066 3 роки тому +25

      @@hopeless_pain7255 no a sad homeless mutated teletubby

    • @genzllogronio4450
      @genzllogronio4450 3 роки тому +2

      666 likes

    • @Sournell_
      @Sournell_ 2 місяці тому +1

      I kinda feel bad for dream
      Its his first house, everyone had a terrible first house

  • @justsomeguywithtattoos6267
    @justsomeguywithtattoos6267 3 роки тому +4358

    Idk what is funnier: the fact that techno bullied dream into building his first house, or that he bullied him into destroying it afterwards

  • @sovathavongkhun9996
    @sovathavongkhun9996 3 роки тому +3367

    “HouseWasTaken” and “HouseNotFound” really get me.

    • @ronansahagun1875
      @ronansahagun1875 3 роки тому +13

      I know right

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 3 роки тому +71

      XD
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      (Ooh, give you up)
      (Ooh, give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @irmen3217
      @irmen3217 3 роки тому +6

      ikr

    • @BillTheDisaster
      @BillTheDisaster 3 роки тому +33

      @@rempuia69 even I get Rick rolled from the comments LMAO

    • @MnO4-
      @MnO4- 3 роки тому +23

      @@rempuia69 I hate you for this

  • @clickeggorubad7410
    @clickeggorubad7410 3 роки тому +566

    When a block game smp is more entertaining than movies with millions in budget

    • @vigorouslygaming5917
      @vigorouslygaming5917 2 роки тому +11

      Called improvisation... only geniuses achieve mastery of said subject.

  • @isabellekma1159
    @isabellekma1159 3 роки тому +134

    "He has access to creator mode and THIS is his house" pls techno the shade 😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @EvRational
    @EvRational 3 роки тому +3576

    He’s to good at bullying I need to study this .

    • @DiegoGonzalez-mc7mq
      @DiegoGonzalez-mc7mq 3 роки тому +152

      "The Art of Bullying by Saberui"
      I can already see the success of that book

    • @Masked_Vigilant3
      @Masked_Vigilant3 3 роки тому +15

      (In Minecraft)*** of course

    • @sizoi9520
      @sizoi9520 3 роки тому

      1 k like

    • @ranbo0
      @ranbo0 3 роки тому +7

      Could you send me a copy of the books?

    • @CyberRacer
      @CyberRacer 3 роки тому +8

      Techno did psychology so he knew how to get into dream lol

  • @thegreatestfailure3866
    @thegreatestfailure3866 3 роки тому +893

    “Poorer than Tommy.”
    That has to be the ABSOLUTE WORST insult to be hit with in the SMP.

    • @ElMancoDelSiglo
      @ElMancoDelSiglo 3 роки тому +5

      @SWAZEXFANBOY Hesohot technoblade

    • @alannmarc6954
      @alannmarc6954 3 роки тому +6

      @SWAZEXFANBOY Hesohot true..technoblade been doing very good 2..dream doesn't upload so he don't get a lot of bread..

    • @gonnagohate3230
      @gonnagohate3230 3 роки тому +10

      @SWAZEXFANBOY Hesohot Techno gets $20-100 donos every second to minutes, i think techno makes money as much as Tommy

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 3 роки тому

      @@alannmarc6954 But when he does the money definitely makes up for the lack of uploads.

    • @AE_15x
      @AE_15x 3 роки тому

      @@alannmarc6954 He gets like sometimes 40 million views LOL

  • @Mei-qn4hv
    @Mei-qn4hv 3 роки тому +637

    I can't decide whether this is canon or not like did the script just say:
    "After Dream visits bully him about him being homeless"

    • @roscoe4943
      @roscoe4943 3 роки тому +89

      I hope the script said “bully a homeless man into making a house and then make fun of it”

    • @RobotAnimals
      @RobotAnimals 2 роки тому +67

      I like to imagine this was unscripted and Techno just decided “the lore can wait this is more important”

    • @jenniferchaulam
      @jenniferchaulam 2 роки тому +7

      /like there's some foreshadowing on the prison,so miiiiiiight be scripted?

    • @Lina-iv8il
      @Lina-iv8il 11 місяців тому +2

      Let's be honest here Technoblade (rip the king 👑) would have done this script or no script

  • @comfyburd138
    @comfyburd138 3 роки тому +87

    "You wouldn't know my house, it goes to another school!" Gets me every time.

  • @talianiwa
    @talianiwa 3 роки тому +11035

    “you wouldn’t know my house they go to another school” LMFAOOo

    • @Kale6196
      @Kale6196 3 роки тому +18

      uh

    • @SpiritexYT
      @SpiritexYT 3 роки тому +398

      You can't read this comment it goes to another school

    • @jl_sim0587
      @jl_sim0587 3 роки тому +46

      @@SpiritexYT lmao you got me

    • @alexwarriorsagegaming1337
      @alexwarriorsagegaming1337 3 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @silveraxe301
      @silveraxe301 3 роки тому +5

      @@alexwarriorsagegaming1337 never gonna kombat you up
      ua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html

  • @hemlo6179
    @hemlo6179 3 роки тому +1817

    Dream: Literally the owner of the server and killed his enemies.
    Techno: "HOMELESS DREAM!"

  • @olioliv3s
    @olioliv3s 2 роки тому +49

    I love how this man had netherite the “hardest thing to get” and still doesn’t have wood...

  • @axxtol835
    @axxtol835 3 роки тому +61

    “It’s huge it has red stone”
    *Dream in a prison*

  • @taotao2315
    @taotao2315 3 роки тому +4107

    Techno is the only living creature that could bully dream, and get away with it.

    • @Vision-lz4ru
      @Vision-lz4ru 3 роки тому +279

      That makes sense, like imagine if Tommy did this, he’d get slaughtered by Dream repeatedly lol

    • @putrakacak5994
      @putrakacak5994 3 роки тому +103

      @@Vision-lz4ru hahaha the only one guy that can do this while laughing at dream sure is no joke

    • @mcvizz869
      @mcvizz869 3 роки тому +34

      Because he is an adult

    • @millyhearts
      @millyhearts 3 роки тому +117

      They’re both some of the most powerful people on the server, they have legal rights to bully each other xD

    • @henryxwardrud3997
      @henryxwardrud3997 3 роки тому +17

      @@mcvizz869 Dream is an adult too, he did face reveal in twitch

  • @notnova3821
    @notnova3821 3 роки тому +4485

    When dream is more broke than tommyinnit.

    • @1ce671
      @1ce671 3 роки тому +16

      grammar eeEEE

    • @usecodekiwi6472
      @usecodekiwi6472 3 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @T1MukGi
      @T1MukGi 3 роки тому +8

      I read it as soon as he said it lol

    • @oldblo0d
      @oldblo0d 3 роки тому +16

      @@1ce671 when dream is brokerer them tommyinnit

    • @demonwolf5250
      @demonwolf5250 3 роки тому +3

      He is 😂

  • @user-ml4ql3yi6q
    @user-ml4ql3yi6q 3 роки тому +183

    I just wanna say when Dream started to jump around in front of the house after fixing up the creeper hole, he looked so Proud and happy of his house! 🥺🥺

  • @rycahangeliecadungog3369
    @rycahangeliecadungog3369 2 роки тому +48

    Dream : I have a house that is giant and it's a red stone house
    Me : so that's basically the prison you are in lol

  • @yurimthepanda
    @yurimthepanda 3 роки тому +5688

    “You wouldn’t know my house,it goes to another school”
    This man is a legend *TEA KETTLE NOISES*

    • @gabibrock8808
      @gabibrock8808 3 роки тому +43

      QUOTE BOOK

    • @atulyahaha
      @atulyahaha 3 роки тому +10

      k

    • @dommy1495
      @dommy1495 3 роки тому +27

      I laughed so hard when I heard that and realized it was 12 am and got me ass whooped mate

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 3 роки тому +16

      E
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      (Ooh, give you up)
      (Ooh, give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @thecubingduck
      @thecubingduck 3 роки тому

      @@rempuia69 why

  • @yoonshoo
    @yoonshoo 3 роки тому +8514

    The fact that Techno bullied Dream into making a house is hilarious 😂😂

    • @BisMC
      @BisMC 3 роки тому +276

      He bullied him so hard

    • @BisMC
      @BisMC 3 роки тому +141

      DESTROY THE HOMELESS (in Minecraft)
      Edit: the 4th reply is a bit**

    • @unbleed1337
      @unbleed1337 3 роки тому +20

      Lol

    • @JimmehBoah
      @JimmehBoah 3 роки тому +28

      @@BisMC And real life

    • @walutin7675
      @walutin7675 3 роки тому +24

      @@JimmehBoah wth man?

  • @elinnun
    @elinnun 3 роки тому +82

    i can hear the smile in his tone when he said “prove- prove you have a house bring me to it”

    • @elinnun
      @elinnun 2 роки тому

      @JustChillin yes, but maybe just some people? when we listen to people speaking we may unconsciously pick up on all sorts of cues from their tone, which help us to interpret the speaker. just something i googled

  • @pixelle2848
    @pixelle2848 3 роки тому +62

    I love how Techno just peer pressured Dream into making a house🤣

  • @ant5894
    @ant5894 3 роки тому +3793

    Dream is funny playing along with techno’s stream and writing a diary about what techno was talking about

    • @rhoydplaz2853
      @rhoydplaz2853 3 роки тому +32

      Hahahaha

    • @LukeeBoi
      @LukeeBoi 3 роки тому +198

      Imagine he just knew that techno was watching and he just kept playing along
      Edit: Hello past me, idk why i made this comment, i think i didnt know it was scripted lmao

    • @ant5894
      @ant5894 3 роки тому +93

      @@LukeeBoi that’s what I am saying lol

    • @rhoydplaz2853
      @rhoydplaz2853 3 роки тому +66

      @@LukeeBoi ITS EXACTLY WHATS HIS SAYING

    • @ewanko3450
      @ewanko3450 3 роки тому +21

      @@LukeeBoi well it was improv....

  • @Nyo_07
    @Nyo_07 3 роки тому +3849

    Best lines are when techno called him a slow runner

    • @favudd
      @favudd 3 роки тому +133

      Nope the best was "HouseWasTaken ? I'd rather say House Not Found, am I right ? 😂 "

    • @tird8534
      @tird8534 3 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @urmom-tw6cd
      @urmom-tw6cd 3 роки тому +3

      Who?

    • @mrmholmberg8475
      @mrmholmberg8475 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @jasmineholmes7091
    @jasmineholmes7091 3 роки тому +32

    "I'm just gonna go to my giant house now..."
    "Alright"
    "... Without you"
    "Have fun~"
    _Slowly step back, and run away_
    *And then Techno following him secretly*
    Idk why this my favorite part smh xD

  • @bl._iss
    @bl._iss 3 роки тому +113

    “That would be impolite man”
    **continues to bully dream for not having a proper house**

  • @sen7285
    @sen7285 3 роки тому +2962

    Alt title: Snow Pig Cyberbullies Green Teletubby Into Making a House

  • @S0fizzy
    @S0fizzy 3 роки тому +912

    "Dreams evil bedroom, Dreams evil bathroom" killed me 😂

  • @Cyno_aiko
    @Cyno_aiko Рік тому +15

    Dream fearless,
    Dream careless,
    But most importantly
    “Dream are you homeless?”

  • @riorooney1930
    @riorooney1930 3 роки тому +22

    "Oh noo oh no His real estate value gone from $5 to $3 noo oh nooo" i freaking lost it there.

  • @Kale6196
    @Kale6196 3 роки тому +2087

    This is so sad that Techno actually feels bad for him.

    • @rhoydplaz2853
      @rhoydplaz2853 3 роки тому +15

      😢

    • @akmalas4628
      @akmalas4628 3 роки тому +67

      You know it bad if a pig feelsbad to you

    • @cringe7391
      @cringe7391 3 роки тому +27

      @ASMR Martin Gaming it's not scripted it's improved

    • @akmalas4628
      @akmalas4628 3 роки тому +33

      @ASMR Martin Gaming it roleplay bruh...
      The script is when huge plot and need lot people to do the script
      Also they dont even do the script properly... they skipped multiple techno speech lot times
      Dream smp script are scuffed af but they cant restart
      Easier explanation:
      It just like drawing on tablet but u cannot undo mistake just go with it

    • @cringe7391
      @cringe7391 3 роки тому +28

      @ASMR Martin Gaming techno said in the stream its improv (dream was watching the stream and went along with it)

  • @bigdom9123
    @bigdom9123 3 роки тому +2060

    Dream: “I have a house”
    Sources- “dude trust me”
    Edit: why are you people doing this to me

  • @berojgarno1241
    @berojgarno1241 3 роки тому +67

    1 day later : he invites grian to build him a castle

    • @SuDaixi
      @SuDaixi 2 роки тому +1

      Actually... I would love for Grian to join dream smp as the resident creative mode builder. So much content just exploring his builds and all the awesome shit he can do for everyone. Although I guess he would have to agree to some limits on stuff he can and can't do.

    • @berojgarno1241
      @berojgarno1241 2 роки тому

      @@SuDaixi i can just imaginge techno teaching grian pvp

  • @lucyc.3591
    @lucyc.3591 3 роки тому +10

    9:04
    Tehno : more like *homenotfound* , am I right?
    The fandom : stop right there, your joke doesn't legally have the right to be that hilarious

  • @aniiruma1780
    @aniiruma1780 3 роки тому +632

    Dream: *breaths*
    Techno: sorry I didn’t hear that I don’t speak POOR

  • @Mortomi
    @Mortomi 3 роки тому +3565

    “Dear diary, today I built a house. Tomorrow, I will build a basement!”

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 3 роки тому +38

      @Lustaria What did the Diamond block do, lmao?

    • @clearedaccdead1
      @clearedaccdead1 3 роки тому +9

      :D

    • @distracted-tea
      @distracted-tea 3 роки тому +83

      @@dfquartzidn6151 He trapped 100 kids in his basement

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 3 роки тому +32

      @@distracted-tea IN A VAN TOO, LMAOOO

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 3 роки тому +26

      legit sounds like something you would find in some kids house in mc

  • @cheshtakakkar2941
    @cheshtakakkar2941 3 роки тому +9

    9:20
    Dream: No trespassers allowed (technoblade too)
    Techno: *walks in without even noticing*

  • @jessecka21
    @jessecka21 3 роки тому +39

    Dream: The nature is my home

  • @didyouexpectaname7979
    @didyouexpectaname7979 3 роки тому +672

    The fact that he was using diamonds for his house reminds me of every kid who once built a house out of diamonds as well , i mean at least it isn’t just a cube

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 3 роки тому +8

      Bro, I used to share an iPad with my siblings, back when Minecraft Bedrock was just called Pocket edition and only had the option for an ‘Old’ world type. In one of my most favorite creative mode worlds, I tried to build a hospital out of Diamonds but for some reason, I was too scared to fully excavate and build the basement, lmao.

    • @FirstNameLastName-il8ev
      @FirstNameLastName-il8ev 3 роки тому +1

      I did it out of diamonds and gold haha

    • @didyouexpectaname7979
      @didyouexpectaname7979 3 роки тому

      @@dfquartzidn6151 Yeah pocket edition the good old name-
      Yeah i was also scared to do underground things for some reason

  • @nightmare7542
    @nightmare7542 3 роки тому +1288

    He has access to creative mode and yet still homeless

    • @kong6581
      @kong6581 3 роки тому +3

      Really!!! He has access to creative huh

    • @Inv4lidGaming
      @Inv4lidGaming 3 роки тому +26

      Only DreamXD has access on Creative

    • @farland4739
      @farland4739 3 роки тому +13

      His sister also have access

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 3 роки тому +25

      canonically only DreamXD and Drista has access to Creative Mode

    • @AmbrossDTuyay
      @AmbrossDTuyay 3 роки тому

      @@MrcreeperDXD777 Alpha male and Dream XD only has access to creative mode

  • @krystalbidois1284
    @krystalbidois1284 3 роки тому +8

    1:32: casually foreshadowing his imprisonment (or just incredible irony)

  • @ChanceMa
    @ChanceMa 2 роки тому +5

    Dream: saved techno from execution
    Techno later on: bullies Dream

  • @creamymarshmxllow2830
    @creamymarshmxllow2830 3 роки тому +1251

    Cant believe the intimidating green man who’s the owner of the server doesn’t even have a house lmao

  • @C0coX3
    @C0coX3 3 роки тому +1144

    Techno really did just bully a homeless man into getting a house

    • @El-sc4wu
      @El-sc4wu 3 роки тому +61

      Poverty is solved!

    • @fortune0451
      @fortune0451 3 роки тому +57

      Quick bully me into getting a girlfriend

    • @El-sc4wu
      @El-sc4wu 3 роки тому +34

      @@fortune0451 Dude, he doesn't have a girlfriend! She's goes to anothef schooool! You suck!!!

    • @El-sc4wu
      @El-sc4wu 3 роки тому +15

      @@fortune0451 [did it work?]

    • @fortune0451
      @fortune0451 3 роки тому +27

      @@El-sc4wu not yet but it's 2 am here so it would be kinda awkward if I did

  • @katkatherz
    @katkatherz 3 роки тому +9

    6:26 LMAO LOOK AT THE DONATION

  • @NeonLD
    @NeonLD 2 роки тому +7

    0:48 everyone is talking about technoblade dissing dream but I see a creeper having a conversation with a spider.

  • @everythingguy8422
    @everythingguy8422 3 роки тому +462

    Techno : Leave my house, Dream.
    Dream : *Leaves Techno's house*
    Techno : I WILL FOLLOW YOU TO YOUR HOUSE DREAMMMM.

  • @ItsMemez_
    @ItsMemez_ 3 роки тому +510

    Its kinda cute how he wrote a diary about his house aww

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor Рік тому +5

    During this, I just assumed Dream was nomadic. Camping wherever he need be. What’s scarier: You stumble upon Dream waiting for you in his house, or you stumble upon Dream waiting for you at a campfire. I’d say the latter

  • @qaurito8081
    @qaurito8081 3 роки тому +47

    DREAMS BOOK AJSDHGFD
    "Dear diary, today i worked on my house. tomorrow I want to build a basement! it's going to be the biggest base ever"
    NO FUCKING WAY DID TECHNO BULLY DREAM INTO MAKING A HOUSE SHADGH

  • @malcolmmcmillan9089
    @malcolmmcmillan9089 3 роки тому +1318

    Watch the dirt house be a cover for a massive underground castle.

    • @sen7285
      @sen7285 3 роки тому +97

      sadly it's no longer possible since he just blew it all up afterwards rip

    • @teknoreaper9232
      @teknoreaper9232 3 роки тому +32

      he blew it up after this

    • @lolgetrektnoob6970
      @lolgetrektnoob6970 3 роки тому +45

      @@sen7285 What if it's an even bigger cover up!

    • @sen7285
      @sen7285 3 роки тому +12

      @@lolgetrektnoob6970 perhaps

    • @dofi2504
      @dofi2504 3 роки тому +25

      @@lolgetrektnoob6970 plot twist of plot twist

  • @trendingmeme1146
    @trendingmeme1146 3 роки тому +594

    when he said "you wouldn't know them they go to another school" it brought back memories of elementary school girls who said they had a boyfriend

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 3 роки тому +22

      The fact i had a boyfriend in another school in elementary school, cause i moved schools.
      I was kid, so it wasn't a true boyfriend, but still; at least they were real person. Lmao

    • @thatsveryverysweetofyou9023
      @thatsveryverysweetofyou9023 3 роки тому +2

      @@dull_demon4717 somebody guilt-trip over here.

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 3 роки тому +4

      @@thatsveryverysweetofyou9023 how was it a guilt trip? What? You make no sense

    • @areldyperez8446
      @areldyperez8446 Рік тому

      "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, OK?! HE'S THE MOST HANDSOME, HOT AND SWEET BOYFRIEND IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY!"

  • @axolotlguy25
    @axolotlguy25 Рік тому +7

    Techno helped a homeless guy get a house what a legend

  • @SalvagedPaintbrush
    @SalvagedPaintbrush 2 роки тому +4

    What he owns:
    Full netherite armor
    An entire SMP
    A country
    Many of the most famous MYCTs
    What he doesnt have:
    A house
    George’s love

  • @skyelo47
    @skyelo47 3 роки тому +318

    LMAO IT WAS THE "Dear diary" THAT DID IT FOR ME

  • @slyzo9044
    @slyzo9044 3 роки тому +797

    I love how he's just saying to Techno, "I'm going to go to my, uh, house!" Then walks away and builds a dirt house

  • @bPstudios20
    @bPstudios20 2 роки тому +7

    dream: *building his first house*
    techno: *watching dream*
    Quakity: *continuosly leaves and rejoins game*
    Me *dying of laughter*

  • @aejayanildes7968
    @aejayanildes7968 Рік тому +3

    *sigh* I Miss Technoblade and Dream being wholesome and Funny. R.I.P Technoblade

  • @uei7846
    @uei7846 3 роки тому +190

    Dream: *i'm just gonna go to my giant house now*
    Techno: _OBSERVE_

  • @giannabarbee
    @giannabarbee 3 роки тому +679

    POV: God Himself comes to you on judgement day and you bully him for being homeless so hard that he lets you live

  • @Xeral_YT
    @Xeral_YT 3 роки тому +7

    Creeper: "Expodes"
    *Quackity joined the game*
    (6:44)

  • @Genesis-cq7uy
    @Genesis-cq7uy 3 роки тому +65

    “You wouldn’t know my house it goes to another school”
    “You wouldn’t know my boyfriend he goes to another school”
    Same energy

    • @paschalpizzayt2112
      @paschalpizzayt2112 3 роки тому +1

      Elementary school girls lol

    • @maxime9158
      @maxime9158 2 роки тому +5

      It's almost like... that was the joke gdvshdudhx

  • @RecluseAbomination
    @RecluseAbomination 3 роки тому +194

    "The amazing redstone house that's just never been witnessed before. I believe you."
    *Foreshadowing*

  • @DoubleN517
    @DoubleN517 3 роки тому +236

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. That man walked off and started building a dirt house lolll

  • @noonecares3514
    @noonecares3514 2 роки тому +8

    Dream screaming "I have a house" repeatedly is really funny hahaha

  • @madisonstone2364
    @madisonstone2364 3 роки тому +16

    "dream's evil lair" I'm CACKLING

  • @sansanabanana
    @sansanabanana 3 роки тому +148

    11:16 Looks like he returned from his off-camera mining session

    • @reirnz
      @reirnz 3 роки тому +2

      WoW hOw lOnG dId hE mInE fOr !?!?

  • @Fox_No.7
    @Fox_No.7 3 роки тому +134

    Techno and Dream the chaotic god duo

    • @A0Newbie0A
      @A0Newbie0A 3 роки тому

      Techno is more of a lawful neutral tho

    • @2ScoopsPlz
      @2ScoopsPlz 3 роки тому +11

      @@A0Newbie0A *Lawful?* m8, I don't think there's a more a chaotic person on the server

    • @Kaiclysm
      @Kaiclysm 3 роки тому

      @@2ScoopsPlz search up a video about the dream SMP alignment chart. Techno is definitely a lawful neutral

    • @Kaiclysm
      @Kaiclysm 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/r4Qt7qcQebY/v-deo.html this video is what I mean-

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 3 роки тому

      @@Kaiclysm
      The alignment chart really differs depending on who you ask especially where strong convictions about NOT following laws are concerned, but even the good/evil axis can vary depending on what you may consider justified or not or even wheather you consider a certain thing to be evil (*coughhomophobescough*).
      I think that it's generally something that can only truly be used in a subjective way and with some description of one's personal interpretation of that axis as there can often be strong arguments both for and against a certain character having a certain alignment.
      For example I personally would put a strong dislike of authority and such more on the chaotic side since it's generally implied to not necessarily mean pure chaos as much as the rejection of authority and of questioning and challenging rather than upholding traditions or social standards for their own sake.
      Pure chaos would imply no rhyme or reason which I don't think is something a big enough or playable enough faction of characters would exhibit and a complete lack of personal convictions is likewise a rare thing to see, after all, characters generally have goals and everyone has some sort of idea about how the world works or should work.
      Chaotic characters often creating chaos for it's own sake has more to do with a lot of murder-hobos deciding that such an alignment gives them complete freedom from consequences than that being the only or main valid interpretation of it, otherwise that would once again only cover a tiny portion of players/characters which are generally agreed upon to be unpleasant and I would put the tendency towards impulsivity shown in some cases under a similar banner.
      RP-wise I think that putting personal convictions that are inherently in conflict with those of the other side of the chart (lawful, in my interpretation at least generally agreeing with the necessity of law, order and authority and likely agreeing with the current application in broad strokes) makes for a better contrast than putting anyone with any kind of conviction on one side and putting only inherently flaky characters on the other.
      The contrast between conflicting ideologies is simply far richer in potential and in my opinion better reflects the conflict between both inherent in the game than putting those without any particular ideology on the other end, simply because not really having one also means that you don't inherently disagree with those that do have them the same way.
      This doesn't mean that that's the only way to interpret things, or necessarily the right way which will probably also depend on the exact media/campaign and so on, but I personally find that interpretation to be more serviceable.

  • @starcore7507
    @starcore7507 2 роки тому +5

    GUYS, he was talking about the prison, "giant redstone house"

  • @gar15170
    @gar15170 2 роки тому +4

    Dream: *Thats what the point of the mask is*
    Technoblade: *Thats what the house is for, Dream*

  • @pavango3812
    @pavango3812 3 роки тому +238

    Damn the speedrunning mods took everything from him

  • @miyac.3922
    @miyac.3922 3 роки тому +90

    “This man is somehow more broke than tommyinnit”- techoblade 2020

  • @timmy9138
    @timmy9138 3 роки тому +10

    The fact he has a diary is lowkey adorable.

  • @friskdremeurluck7907
    @friskdremeurluck7907 Рік тому +5

    Techno is the only player who can pull this off . Man I’m going to miss him.😥😥😥

  • @inserisciunnome
    @inserisciunnome 3 роки тому +97

    Plottwist: Dream ACTUALLY has a giant redstone house. The dirt hut he was Making was supposed to be a decoy, so techno would convince himself that he doesn't have a house, and the giant house Is in reality a bunker similiar to Techno's, but with less withers and more netherite.
    Either that, or techno Will soon have a racoon, a thin man with crippling social anxiety AND a Tea Cattle as roommates.

    • @aryanhanamshet6823
      @aryanhanamshet6823 3 роки тому +10

      It's alright dream, you don't have to use your alts. We believe you 😌

    • @rimmaku
      @rimmaku 3 роки тому +2

      This did age will

  • @dommy1495
    @dommy1495 3 роки тому +235

    The way Dream fake laughs but is actually pissed is kind of scary(I know this is roleplay but still lmao)

  • @jezreeljoestar4336
    @jezreeljoestar4336 3 роки тому +17

    Two of the most big brain players of minecraft arguing if the green man has a house.

  • @slimeslime1958
    @slimeslime1958 3 роки тому +6

    Technically dreams new house IS the biggest on the server, but he can only be in one room

  • @joaolopes4718
    @joaolopes4718 3 роки тому +158

    It is so depresisng seeing Dream building a dirt/coblestone house.

    • @penguinpingu3807
      @penguinpingu3807 3 роки тому +5

      Same, image you got netherite amour and tools able to access to creative mode. And you build a house made of dirt. Cobblestone is not much everyone like cobblestone.

    • @mdiecttt
      @mdiecttt 3 роки тому +2

      He have a house behind tommy's , I thought everyone knew

  • @HyperHimes
    @HyperHimes 3 роки тому +237

    *You wouldn't know my house, it goes to another school.*

  • @mizusaa7221
    @mizusaa7221 3 роки тому +6

    9:25
    That has to be a troll.
    There is no way Dream would write that...
    Or would he? 🤔

  • @losalberto8416
    @losalberto8416 3 роки тому +5

    Dream: My house is huge it has Redstone and everything...
    Other Peeps: I guess that's the prison

  • @nicol4s5
    @nicol4s5 3 роки тому +152

    0:40
    The voice crack
    He has a house !

    • @surprisedrat1
      @surprisedrat1 3 роки тому +10

      It makes it 100% better

    • @irem33
      @irem33 3 роки тому +13

      He sounded so offended LOL

  • @hayeon7748
    @hayeon7748 3 роки тому +266

    WHYS NOBODy talking about “housenotfound” 😭😭😭

  • @Dyzzboi
    @Dyzzboi Рік тому +2

    I love how techno just silently roast him from afar

  • @lonlons4668
    @lonlons4668 2 роки тому +2

    Dream: Master manipulator.
    Also dream: I'm thinking of building a basement tomorrow :D its going to be the best base ever!!

  • @_unwxnted_4977
    @_unwxnted_4977 3 роки тому +104

    “Dude this guy doesn’t have a house “ that got me 💀🤣

  • @zeraeda5163
    @zeraeda5163 3 роки тому +413

    Dreams self esteem isn't looking too good
    It never is when The Blood God is making fun of u

  • @silentprincess6478
    @silentprincess6478 3 роки тому +8

    God I just love their dynamic, makes me happy

  • @Guljot1976
    @Guljot1976 2 роки тому +7

    Dream really has the biggest house with, as techno said, amazing redstone(the prison)
    Well techno lives there too lol