Greatest Asian of ALL time! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 132

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  • @NoPreshNetwork
    @NoPreshNetwork  Рік тому +19

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    • @H3H3HEE
      @H3H3HEE Рік тому

      Pimp not bleeping the address is very pimp

    • @Zackaria_sMax
      @Zackaria_sMax Рік тому +2

      How's the Intermittent Poverty™ going Chrissy?

    • @bertusbob
      @bertusbob Рік тому +1

      BetterHelp is sharing consumers' health data, including sensitive information about mental health challenges, with third parties for marketing and ad targeting!!!!!!

    • @bertusbob
      @bertusbob Рік тому

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      @bertusbob Рік тому

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  • @cyninin1346
    @cyninin1346 Рік тому +120

    I thought Sal was going to cry even knowing Chris was joking 😂

  • @sarahcotterswank4251
    @sarahcotterswank4251 Рік тому +74

    I knew it!! As soon as I heard Chris starting to get serious, I knew we had reached the end of the episode!! 😂😂

    • @907Tia
      @907Tia Рік тому +5

      Lol... classic... "and this has been Hey Babe".

  • @bcrow
    @bcrow Рік тому +51

    Obviously it’s common knowledge that podcasters sit down and crank out multiple eps in a day but what I think is overlooked is the ability to bring interest and intensity to hour long conversations, stop, breathe, and do it all again. Keep up the great work babes, God Bless.

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 Рік тому +173

    Chrissy knows all about underspending when he's practicing poverty.

  • @jukappa
    @jukappa Рік тому +267

    Obviously Kane Tanaka

  • @JaiPritchett
    @JaiPritchett Рік тому +28

    Sal's take on the finally of Succession without giving it up was amazing!
    I love how Sal conversates ALWAYS! I dont think there is many more people as comfortable to listen to. Just such a wholesome lovable babe!
    I actually love this bloke! Even when he is on mad crazy offence on Taste Buds... I just love him more at those moments
    But I would be remised if I didnt mention Chrissy! I am a long time Hyena fan with no fumes.... LOVE YOU ALL! You too Pimpy!

  • @davidjacquez965
    @davidjacquez965 Рік тому +16

    As soon as Chris started talking about the doctor, I checked the time and said, "This has been Hey Babe." 😆

  • @ho_ray_shi_ohhh
    @ho_ray_shi_ohhh Рік тому +109

    It’s funny that Chris figures out the basics of life and thinks he had a life changing experience lol

    • @LoloFbabyy
      @LoloFbabyy Рік тому +7

      Right!!! Like welcome to us regular folk lives 😂😂

    • @andrewfernandez7410
      @andrewfernandez7410 Рік тому +17

      Lots of people never realize these things. I appreciate his earnestness.

    • @ho_ray_shi_ohhh
      @ho_ray_shi_ohhh Рік тому +1

      More like, my kid is crying, that’s her communicating, she probably wants something, pooped, or is hungry 😂

    • @eli469
      @eli469 Рік тому +3

      you havent figured out eating in moderation.

    • @three.6.monica
      @three.6.monica Рік тому +4

      the whole human experience is p much a series of learning the basics of life tho

  • @Eblis840
    @Eblis840 Рік тому +36

    "Everything has Beauty, but not everyone sees it."
    - Chrissy Confucius

  • @michiganrealty
    @michiganrealty Рік тому +9

    Time is one of the hardest realities that any of us have to deal with. Love you guys.

  • @joshnorko5586
    @joshnorko5586 Рік тому +5

    The Yolannnnnnda Vega hand crank lottery machine really ties the set together

  • @Christalnichole
    @Christalnichole Рік тому +11

    Adhd facts from sal is my therapy. You guys are hilarious but very insightful.

  • @hilariousgas
    @hilariousgas Рік тому +4

    having everyone working together as a family is the most wholesome thing i've ever heard, now i'm tearing up

  • @mariesunday535
    @mariesunday535 Рік тому +6

    It was absolutely beautiful when Chrissy said "I know it's more money, it's lost time though." That's all I need to hear to know that he is Golden. Stay blessed! ✨❤️💫🙈🙉🙊

  • @katiecivitello7857
    @katiecivitello7857 Рік тому +34

    Hey babes ! The only thing getting me through this week are these two 🤪

  • @h.e.pennypacker4728
    @h.e.pennypacker4728 Рік тому +33

    Chris is clearly starting to live like a poor man complaining about stacks of oats.

  • @Cyxz666
    @Cyxz666 Рік тому +15

    remember the episode a while back when Chris put on Sal's stupidly small hat he ordered online? that was the funniest shit ever

    • @racheldozier1285
      @racheldozier1285 Рік тому

      That lives rent free in my head 🔥

    • @Zackaria_sMax
      @Zackaria_sMax Рік тому +2

      You 'member the episode of South Park about member berries called "Member Berries"? that was the funniest shit ever, 'member?

    • @Cyxz666
      @Cyxz666 Рік тому +1

      @@Zackaria_sMax I 'member

  • @mallorynelson3459
    @mallorynelson3459 Рік тому +7

    Sal originally said Musk and Chrissy thinking he said Mosque 🤣🤣

  • @JaiPritchett
    @JaiPritchett Рік тому +7

    We all saw the end coming... But Sal's cheeky grin at the end topped it!
    I LOVE YOU BABES! My fav pod!
    Please somehow try to make a Australian tour. Just the 3 main east coast cities

  • @1Chatty2Connie3
    @1Chatty2Connie3 Рік тому +6

    Chris" conversation transitions are incredible. Also, genuinely loved the LBJ/MJ talk

  • @charlottestinebaugh8015
    @charlottestinebaugh8015 Рік тому +3

    I need a Hey Babe intro to the tune of New Girl 🫣

  • @Eblis840
    @Eblis840 Рік тому +11

    That picture of Bobby Lee in the Thumbnail is *WILD!*
    Hey Babe.

  • @sarahwilliams4055
    @sarahwilliams4055 Рік тому +1

    Raymor and Flannagin 😂🎉 priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Brokefarm
    @Brokefarm Рік тому +3

    The best way to describe Sal is " delightful". He's the best conversationalist in history.

  • @mollyuppstrom7105
    @mollyuppstrom7105 Рік тому +9

    Chris is such a good dad

  • @mrsssmlllaie4402
    @mrsssmlllaie4402 Рік тому +2

    How to give Sal a panic attack "death is not in the distant future. we are dying everyday. "

  • @johnmannino3100
    @johnmannino3100 Рік тому +1

    I became a Don Rickles fan only three years ago when I accidentally started binging his Carson appearances during the beginning of Covid. And even though I only started listening to him three years after he died, I still think its awesome that Sal really appreciated and valued his comedy.

  • @Bota29ayo
    @Bota29ayo Рік тому +2

    fav podcast ever but omg the background colors now make me so anxious 💀💀 they’re so jarring lmfao

  • @RonToothaker-kz2ej
    @RonToothaker-kz2ej Рік тому +1

    Happy Babesday babes! Woke up at 3am for work and the only thing getting me through the day was knowing I had Chris and Sal to watch

  • @Balxandr
    @Balxandr Рік тому +5

    It’s always funny to me how this is a comedy podcast but Chris and Sal are Low key two of the actual wisest people I’ve ever heard speak but then also say the most atrocious things

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 Рік тому +40

    Sal thinks he's still gonna be a father someday but he's already terrified at the idea of having to be awake every morning at 5am and he can't even keep a fish alive 🥲

  • @Totally_Not_Sarcastic
    @Totally_Not_Sarcastic Рік тому +19

    Are we about to have another week of "Chris gives advice he himself follows for three weeks then quits"?

    • @mrsssmlllaie4402
      @mrsssmlllaie4402 Рік тому +1

      I wonder how his intermittent fasting is going 🤣🤣🤣

  • @EmceeCommon55
    @EmceeCommon55 Рік тому +1

    When you listen to this podcast with headphones on, all you hear are sirens in the background. New York sounds like a wonderful place to live.

  • @Tac0maAr0ma
    @Tac0maAr0ma Рік тому +3

    The great Robert E. Lee from Poway, CA of course.

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 Рік тому +2

    Chris looks like he’ll storm the capital with that hat.😂

  • @clamsoup
    @clamsoup Рік тому

    There is something between Sal's concern with mortality and Chris' live in the moment philosophy.
    Lately I've been touching base with childhood friends, and it is truly therapeutic to remind those old folks how much fun they were as kids..... Leaves me smiling.

  • @swiftvixxen
    @swiftvixxen Рік тому

    I am genuinely loving the zen that Chris is bringing. You got this, young grasshopper

  • @LuizHenriquePinho87
    @LuizHenriquePinho87 Рік тому +3

    Hey Babe Sal Vulcano you are Best and Chris too Happy Thursday Babes

  • @IscreamWenIpee
    @IscreamWenIpee Рік тому +3

    If you want Gatorade in a glass bottle, your gonna need to TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!!!!!!

  • @filledepieuvre
    @filledepieuvre Рік тому +1

    Cracking up at Sal almost having to piss but evaluating his sensation level and backing off the feels

  • @megdevries5616
    @megdevries5616 Рік тому +2

    why isn't pimp laughing so much in the latest episodes like he used to-so loved hearing his laugh

  • @danielwilhelm3445
    @danielwilhelm3445 Рік тому +1

    Chris you're a wonderful father and you continue to improve and learn how to be better love ya babe

  • @ivanvergara4019
    @ivanvergara4019 Рік тому +1

    I knew the "This has been Hey Babe" was coming up but I still was still holding back tears at the end there

  • @ben7867
    @ben7867 Рік тому +1

    It’s interesting how stories they’ve told on previous hey babe podcasts (such as Chris’s pet bunny story) change every time they tell them

  • @JaiPritchett
    @JaiPritchett Рік тому +2

    Poor Sal has amazing fish stories... Or fish tails
    The poor fish that was cryogenically frozen :) HAHAHAHA

  • @jenaeestelle3032
    @jenaeestelle3032 Рік тому +1

    Bang on timing to lift my spirits 👏

  • @cherryrosesxo
    @cherryrosesxo Рік тому +2

    Why did I think Anne Hathaway was going to answer 😩😂

  • @Zackaria_sMax
    @Zackaria_sMax Рік тому +1

    22:00 Ty Sal! I was worried I might have to come drop the Lawless on him.... Lalalalalalalala

  • @malisarasar263
    @malisarasar263 Рік тому

    When Sal said, “he’s not real like the Easter bunny” baaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa😂

  • @becster0902
    @becster0902 Рік тому +1

    Theres only so many times I can come to this channel to check for another video, thank fucking God.
    Thanks for the hour escape

    • @samo7804
      @samo7804 Рік тому

      Same here I’m like, “I hope they posted an episode today” and they always do when I need it!!

  • @amymayhugh8946
    @amymayhugh8946 Рік тому +1

    Hey Babes! You guys get me thru every day working from my home office. You guys have such a great connection. #brolove

  • @Newportbanking
    @Newportbanking Рік тому +1

    It’s my hey babe and I need it now!

  • @libbzkazoo
    @libbzkazoo Рік тому

    1:02:34 One of my FAVORITE Impractical Jokers bits was Sal going around offering “loose candies” in the Mommy & Me painting class🤣

  • @JaiPritchett
    @JaiPritchett Рік тому

    26:43 "You dont this flock of sheep?" ..SLIDES PIC
    "How about me in kindergarten?" I had to pause to recover from laughing! :P :P

  • @miggzy13
    @miggzy13 Рік тому

    I love when Chris is counting down the time with a story so interesting to end it with "And this has been hey babe" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Samptamp8698
    @Samptamp8698 Рік тому +1

    Just a list off the top of my head lol:
    White/Tan: Jesus
    Black: Mansa Musa
    Asian: Genghis Khan
    Woman: Marie Curie

  • @geezuschristsleftfoot2503
    @geezuschristsleftfoot2503 Рік тому

    You had me at the end, I was actually worried for him for a minute hahah

  • @godxzero
    @godxzero Рік тому

    Lol the end got me. Thank God you're okay, Chris

  • @seanharrison3504
    @seanharrison3504 Рік тому

    Another quality sesh. Good job fellas.

  • @kevv13b
    @kevv13b Рік тому

    Had me damn near in tears at the end until you said "this has been hey babe"

  • @mathewwoods
    @mathewwoods Рік тому

    Earliest I’ve ever been!!! I’m not getting notified when the Babes upload😭😭

  • @bknobeef5578
    @bknobeef5578 Рік тому +3

    If you guys record back to back eps, Chris and Sal should just switch to the each others shirts and see if anyone notices 😂

  • @JaiPritchett
    @JaiPritchett Рік тому

    18:13 My gran RIP... Summed this up for me when I was about 12. I was looking forward to getting something and it felt like forever...
    She said that the older you get the more you have experienced things and are not waiting for them like you were when you could just get it now. BOOM!
    I understood right away. My grandparents taught me a lot

    • @JaiPritchett
      @JaiPritchett Рік тому

      OH SHIT! Pimpy just pulled up some crazy neuro shit!

  • @katieb4314
    @katieb4314 Рік тому

    Love the Ryan holiday shoutout!! Always loved his writing

  • @dannybriglia8919
    @dannybriglia8919 Рік тому +1

    Someone please tell Sal thank you. I know for a FACT, HE put that rear table leg DEAD CENTER on the paint line lmao my OCD appreciates it

  • @samuelschmidtcomedy
    @samuelschmidtcomedy Рік тому +1

    Best way to start the day.

  • @raydelapaz8968
    @raydelapaz8968 Рік тому

    26:35 "Yea Yea, Bang!" lmfaooo!

  • @ninjawatchdog
    @ninjawatchdog Рік тому

    Gotta be the best "this has been Hey Babe" of all time

  • @ajp2121
    @ajp2121 Рік тому +1

    Chrissy D the type of guy to buy an AP Royal Oak (~40k), but also be concerned with the weekly oatmeal budget

  • @MP-qq7cl
    @MP-qq7cl Рік тому

    I SCREAMED AT THE END😂😂

  • @nicog5479
    @nicog5479 Рік тому +1

    Star spangled banner the hey babe version needs to happen

  • @Spokes2024
    @Spokes2024 Рік тому

    21:46 😂😂 I’m in my late 30s & I’m still thinkin’ that I need to be rollin’ on dubs! 💪

  • @Smartalex08
    @Smartalex08 Рік тому

    As soon as Chrissy started talking about going to the doctor I knew what was happening 😂

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 Рік тому

    1:01:48 It’s the same as when you spill a drink on your shirt. You just weren’t paying attention.😂

  • @sarahlindsay8847
    @sarahlindsay8847 Рік тому

    Love waking up to a new episode❤

  • @jpettaway21
    @jpettaway21 Рік тому +2

    Chrissy's Adderall must've when off between shooting eps cause gahddamn sal couldn't get a word in. Chrissy cutoffs today😂😂😂

  • @4superman3
    @4superman3 Рік тому

    35:38 Chrissy talking about Clyde Drexler, made me feel like I was listening to History Hyenas all over again!!!! 🥹😭

  • @savannah5756
    @savannah5756 Рік тому

    Not to get dark, but as someone who had a traumatic childhood with a mother who cannot emotionally regulate herself and expected me to be able to as a small child or she would scream at and hit me, it makes me really happy to hear how you treat your kids and make time for them Chris! Im sure your kids will be closer to you when they’re older and value you because you treat them well ❤ its absurd how many parents expect kids to be able to articulate their emotions or stop themselves when they’re overwhelmed, having a tantrum etc, when most parents cannot regulate their own emotions.

  • @907Tia
    @907Tia Рік тому

    We love Solstice in Alaska!!! Sun goes "down" at like 3am and comes back up at 5:00am. 🌞🌞🌞🌞

  • @Auslinlive
    @Auslinlive Рік тому

    Lmfaooo that ending😂😂😂😂

  • @SerDunk
    @SerDunk Рік тому

    😂 love the new intro lol Aliens blowing rings

  • @Eriey3
    @Eriey3 Рік тому

    Chrissy has had a hat on twice on this podcast. This episode and the one where Sal had him try on that one child’s size hat 😂

  • @Zackaria_sMax
    @Zackaria_sMax Рік тому +1

    2:26 I think he means he wants to go see that new movie "The Machine", the hilarious new movie written and starring his friend and peer Burp KryShart... especially since a fellow comedians movie about his most famous bit doing well might finally get that Tubber-ware movie greenlit...

  • @RowdyRussian
    @RowdyRussian Рік тому +2

    Damn I forgot today was hey baby, I’ll skip Chris. Hey sal, you killed it on Take your shoes off!

  • @ArdPulaStudios
    @ArdPulaStudios Рік тому +1

    Sal please talk about Howie Mandel panicking on the crane in the Impractical jokers live special

  • @brianmariano4793
    @brianmariano4793 Рік тому

    Duuuuuude. That ending 😮😂

  • @MELMELHB
    @MELMELHB Рік тому

    Immediately thought Chris was going to talk about Pocahontas and was SO LET DOWN he didn’t. Lol

  • @BallerTWashington
    @BallerTWashington Рік тому

    “I wanna shee shum shexxx” - Chrissy D 😂😅

  • @twalters6551
    @twalters6551 Рік тому

    I didn't realize impractical jokers was on HBO max made my day being able to watch the new season hope they keep going

  • @thea1560
    @thea1560 Рік тому +1

    I would have loved to watch succession finale with sal

  • @Sbsenpai
    @Sbsenpai Рік тому +1

    40:20 LMAO pimps chuckle , he knowsss

  • @josephcaruso267
    @josephcaruso267 Рік тому

    Even though I know Chrissy was setting up that this has been hey babe punchline, he proved he can act and deserves a sitcom

  • @discopotato675
    @discopotato675 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂 Taxonomy is NOT taxidermy!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @chucklecucker
    @chucklecucker Рік тому +1

    Chrissy needs to take the older two kids to see the new Spider-Man and get over the hesitation.

  • @_dreee
    @_dreee Рік тому

    5:11 once this starts in I already know this is going to be great 😂

  • @Augwa
    @Augwa Рік тому +1

    Sal or anyone suffering from reading and retaining info due to ADHD. I was the same way for years, I would read and after about the second sentence I was still reading but thinking of something totally different and not even paying attention to what I read.
    Thing that works for me, Put on some music and tap along with my fingers while reading. fixed my problem.

  • @tanklin4015
    @tanklin4015 Рік тому +1

    Best intto ever🔥🔥🔥

  • @cindyo6298
    @cindyo6298 Рік тому

    Omg, the Butterfly Effect 😂😂

  • @JerseyfreshXx
    @JerseyfreshXx Рік тому

    I had an Ad for Dietz and Watson but it was also Chris😂