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One of my favorite DeRosa & Chris moments was when they were talking about Jazz and Joe pauses, looks at Chris and says "dude, she is SO out of your league. You're a PIG."🤣
My favorite is when they are singing the intro and I have no idea what song they are doing until they get to ‘hey babe’. Yet another week they delivered on that😂
This is exactly the pick me up I need during the middle of the work day. Nothing like getting some lunch on break and listening to the babes. Thank you.
The hey babe song this week unlocked an ancestral memory of charging the union army at Bull Run while rebel yelling at the top of my lungs. I was half asleep and woke up in a panic. 😂
Went to see A Bronx Tale, Chazz's one man show recently. It was a one man show about his real life before it was ever a movie. IT WAS SO GOOD! Highly recommend to all if he's in your town. He got an easy and enthusiastic standing ovation.
You're right Chris, we can't afford it. No one in my family will ever own a home unless something crazy happens. Being disabled means that 1000 fold. I appreciate more than I can say when I see people recognize the circle of unachievable financial independence. Thanks Chris
Can yall please make a tshirt with sal in the buzz lightyear costume and chrissy in the woody costume 🤣 it would be the only shirt I would wear for the rest of my life
Joe was spot on. Sal has been doing comedy for how many years and still doesn't know he needs to speak into the mic? Maybe we get him a broadcasting headset
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CHRIS IS PLAYING MSG IN SEPTEMBER BABES GET TIX!!! Chrisdcomedy.com
Sal and the Jokers are coming to your city! Salvulcanocomedy.com
Is there anything better than Sal making himself laugh and then still trying to talk at 100 dB higher than his normal voice?? No.
Sal Kreischer
Octaves?
Can’t lie I hate when chrysler does it and I hate when Sal does it just as much
Especially when Sal is trying to talk and you can't understand a word. Sooooo annoying. 😊
Sal is very funny
Hope everyone has some coffee and a bong
No bozo I’m at work lol get a job
Got my 711 Coffee and a Jeeter Joint ready 2 go 🚀
Gives me palpitations
Just ate 3 or 4 nugs I'm about to be on the moon
At work, gotta wait till 5 but for now I’m with my babes!
One of my favorite DeRosa & Chris moments was when they were talking about Jazz and Joe pauses, looks at Chris and says "dude, she is SO out of your league. You're a PIG."🤣
as funny as when we found out derosa liked staring at ditches as a kid
Sal and Chris independently coming up with the plot of “Boss Baby” without realizing it. Absolutely love it.
Spoiler :(
Props to jazz for going with the insanity and the laughing! my fed up ass would have hung up immediately 😂😂😂 love that she keeps the silly going
1000%!!! 2 minutes in they would have heard a beep beep beep from me
Sal and Chris losing it and hammering Jazz with the body swap questions remind me of my two toddler nephews I just spent all week with, exhausting
This is the best first 5 minutes EVER!!! 😂
SAL WITH THE FRESH CUT 🔥🔥🔥🔥
looks great
Pimp is so quick with the edits its unreal lmao
Underrated comment
My favorite is when they are singing the intro and I have no idea what song they are doing until they get to ‘hey babe’. Yet another week they delivered on that😂
Fuckin trainwreck intro and I loved it 😂
THE INTROS ARE THE WORSTTTTT, SUCH AKWARD DUMB NON FUNNY SINGING, ON TO CHRISSY D WHO WE ARE ALL HERE TO REALLY SEE
I’m faded, so they intro threw me for a loop dude 😂 I had to rewatch it to make sure it was them and not my high mind
I'm eating chicken cutlets at work right now and almost just chocked on one laughing so hard like Chazz when Pimpy tried to save him 😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHA ILL SAVE YOU BABE
god i hope this show never loses sight of what it is, just a silly goose time! i love it
The whole Chazmine thing had me dying!!!!! 💀
Hilarious episode!
This is exactly the pick me up I need during the middle of the work day. Nothing like getting some lunch on break and listening to the babes. Thank you.
One of my favorite episodes!!! I love when you both don’t have an agenda and just play around.
How deep Chris made the convo after hanging up the phone is hilarious
The hey babe song this week unlocked an ancestral memory of charging the union army at Bull Run while rebel yelling at the top of my lungs. I was half asleep and woke up in a panic. 😂
These are the conversations I try to have with people and they look at me like I'm crazy. I love this.
The fact they could debat this switch so intently lol
Hilarious episode! Laughed out loud at my desk the entire Jazz Palminteri bit!
This version of would you rather is going to be so much funnier than the 1 we usually play with our kids
Fast forwarded all the way to 35 minutes come on guys!!
Thank you! I just did. I may just turn it off, like I usually do.
A full hour of a would you rather question..
Anyone got the number for Bloom Cafe? Absolutely BRUTAL episode.
Went to see A Bronx Tale, Chazz's one man show recently. It was a one man show about his real life before it was ever a movie. IT WAS SO GOOD! Highly recommend to all if he's in your town. He got an easy and enthusiastic standing ovation.
Crying laughing! What a great episode.
nah this episodes a classic 😂😂😂😂
Lol. This early on convo about the heads and bodies is killing me. I’m already smiling ear to ear.
Have a fab day, Babes⚡️🦩⚡️
holy hyperfixation
the pod gets me through work. thanks babes!!!
Listen " someone's getting penetrated" from Sal really got me
Babes, you really tested my A.D.D. on this episode.
Sal saying: “Guh goo, Guh gah” made me die
I watched this earlier, started laughing to myself thinking about this episode so I had to come back.
this is the best show ever!! i hope it never ends
Dying laughing the whole time, this ep was a mess and I love it 🤣
One of the funniest bits of snl was beck bennett playing an adult toddler
35:17 everything up until this point was a complete wash and I love these guys
You're right Chris, we can't afford it. No one in my family will ever own a home unless something crazy happens. Being disabled means that 1000 fold. I appreciate more than I can say when I see people recognize the circle of unachievable financial independence. Thanks Chris
I can’t believe we are 30min in and this is seriously being talked about. 😂😂😂
This is a classic Hey Babe ep.
Out of all of the chaos.. Chazz’s voice wasn’t brought up. Deal breaker for any straight man 😂
This is the BEST Hey Babe episode ever!!! 😂
Can yall please make a tshirt with sal in the buzz lightyear costume and chrissy in the woody costume 🤣 it would be the only shirt I would wear for the rest of my life
“Little” the sequel to BIG needs to be made ASAP 😂
Magical moments like this *entire episode* are able to occur with free-flowing conversations like only Chris & Sal are willing to do!!!💯💯❤❤
Jasmine looks like Gerardo on Chaz’s body.
She could/should bring back Rico Suave for Halloween
Did you really stretch that question 35+ minute time does save her body for body, his face
Ok nvm 45 mins
Worst ep .. unfortch
I laughed harder at chris just trying to get the question out to Jazz 😂
Freaky Thursday lol
Joe was spot on. Sal has been doing comedy for how many years and still doesn't know he needs to speak into the mic? Maybe we get him a broadcasting headset
More than half way threw and the “freaky Friday” reference is JUST brought up ,
These guys bring me so much joy 😂😂😂
I was getting so damn confused lol
36:15 "...The new Vince Vaughan picture from a few years ago..." 💀
I love the way Sally Babe’s brain works 😂
The first 20 min. of this episode had me dying 😂😂
Is Chrissy wearing wedge sneakers? Did wearing the heels open a new door? Slayy ❤😊
This episode was so chaotic. Pimps Photoshop is the best. And what happened on July 4 with Chrissy???
The boys were so close to the classic hypothetical. Partners brain, parents body. Or parents brain, partners body? 🫣
This is the mind f*** i didnt know i needed today ;-)
Hello Sal Vulcano and Chris Distefano Happy Thursday Babes You are very funny
I thought you guys were going to do thunder struck. But like heeeeeeyy hey hey babe. HEY BABE
You guys broke space/time with this one
The Hey Babes intros are beginning to sound like a Serj Tankian solo album 😂😂😂
Chazz Palminteri's face looking back at you.
That is all.
1of2wayz good point sal :)
This episode is helping me through my anxiety right now 😅
When they started talking about becoming a toddler again reminded me of “Look Who’s Talking” movies. lol
I’m high AF and I’m literally LOL at all this shit 😂😂😂😂
holy shit, Sal got a *lot* of sun
The whole Chazmine bit was GOLD!
Jazz4aWeek
I get the joke. But using 30 min (AI BIT) on it! WOAW!
The movie “Opposite Day”
I’m fucking dying rn lmfao. So far i have only heard the first 10 minutes & i am dying laughing 😂
My mind is melted and I don’t know if it was the weather, or this podcast. Good job fellas.
happy hey babe day! Glad to enjoy another great episode 🎉🎉
Classic HB ep
Exactly what I needed rn at work
What would happen "Chris bring me another neck!" thats what would happen!
This is what happens at a boys sleepover in the backyard… popcorn, soda pops, flashlights and your older brothers dirty magazine.
This episode is genius 😂
THE INTRO this time was everything
Most annoying episode I’ve heard yet
27:02
27 mins and 2 seconds of Chazzmin
Holy hey babe
Always nice to wake up to a new episode.
Chazmine conversation had me cry laughing
Did you guys smoke before the podcast? 😂
This Cypher blew my F'n bawlz off
Gianna’s face on Chris’s body when he was wearing the heals.😂
Joe DeRosa is the only reason this channel still exists.
Low key i agree. I only watch tastebuds now and skip through Hey Babe to see when Chris lets Sal talk for once.
Joe is sals little wage slave lol keep dreaming fanboy.
Oof I love you guys but this was excruciating, that not funny bit was literally more than half the podcast I had to fast forward most of it
Do you think that dude who ate 62 glizzies is shitting whole hot dogs after that ungodly ordeal
Peep Sal's shirt 😄
Yeeeeeesssaaaassssssssssss?!!!!!!!!!
best way to start my thursday
The way I wish the other chair was blue whenever I watch the older studio vids 😭