LYRICS: I stick with real things Usually facts and figures When information's in its place I minimize the guessing game Guess what? What? What? What? What? What?! What?! What? What? What? WHAT!? What? WHAT! What..? … Blood in the water Exactly, let the games begin Four of you will win But just those four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco! Glen Coco Glen Coco Glen Coco! Aaaaaaand, none for Gretchen Wieners, bye! Who sent that? Oh, it’s from the single greatest little place in the Caribbean Dominican Republic, I love it Jesus, I’m jealous of it And beyond that Ever since my folks passed on I haven’t gone back Goddamn, I gotta get on that... Fo! The milk has gone bad, hold up just another day In the hustle and the hurry You want to wipe your worry clean away For just another day I will keep the plates all spinning With a smile so white and winning all the way Cause what doesn’t kill us makes us hotter Hands… Who thinks she's guilty? Okay, now here is where you kids come in: Brooke has trouble trusting me I'm her only chance to win But I been ‘round the block and just came back again A small town like ours ain’t much But sometimes home is where your ass ends up Order up! Ordered up is how the day will find me Everything in it’s place and time And I like the way most of the days look exactly the same Order up! Check the clock Tick, tick tock Don't be fooled by the pink She is not playing dolls She is stalking the halls of Harvard Law Let's go around and share a bit about yourselves Aaron Schultz I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes I write financial software codes But that's a challenge I've outgrown How many yachts can one man own? Some say that I'm a pompous creep Somehow I don't mind alone Sometimes alone is good Cause time to think is in short supply You haven’t been alone Try Kenya, with one phone Almost no people just like animals and sky You know what I had more of? Stars So many stars are out tonight Look at the fireworks You’re not alone tonight Light up the night sky You’re not alone tonight Usnavi, please promise me you’ll guard it with my life I'd hang the moon for it to shine on her sleeping Starting here and starting now I can feel the heart of how Everything else turns to dirt We’ll be the one thing in this world that won’t hurt I can’t fix what’s fucked up But one thing I know I can do this Always could And not playing dumb will feel so damn good The monster inside needs to seal the deal Make a grown man kneel But it can’t come right out and say bride Can’t look like I’m desperate or like I’m waiting for it I gotta leave Benny, take Benny It doesn’t make any Difference, as long as you come home Camila! No no no NO NO! Enough lying, enough screaming I’m done trying, and I’m leaving I thought you’d like to know You’re faithful, come-what-may But clearly, I can’t stay there as long as you let me Because you matter to me Simple and plain and not much to ask from somebody cool You’re already cool Thanks. That’s love, I guess You try hard to impress But ending up acting like a drunk Chita Rivera Okay… After Nina’s dinner, we can hit a few clubs and check out the fireworks… Oh snap! Who’s that? Don’t touch me, I’m too hot! Hot! Here you’ll become what you’re supposed to be¨ You think you can’t but you can Think of the guy you want most to be Here’s your chance to start over And rewrite and ending or two For that who I knew Who was reckless, just enough Who gets hurt, but who learns how to park it Did we crush somebody’s cat beneath the tire? Yes, ours Here’s dad at my recital, and we’re wondering where you belong Let’s take a walk around the barrio See, their daughter Nina’s off to college, tuition is mad steep So they can’t sleep, everything they get is mad cheap Good morning, Usnavi Pan caliente, café con leche! Put twenty dollars on today’s lottery One ticket, that’s it! I no cover for you no more Peoples! I have a big announcement This man is gay AND European And neither is disgrace You gotta stop your bein' A completely closet case It's me, not her he's seein' No matter what he say I swear he never. Ever. Ever getting rid of me You can try Oh, but I decided I would be a mathematician Cause math is real I memorized a lot of pi Because addition and subtraction and division Would never go out with a skank like that Please tell me you’re joking Okay. Just wanted to see what you’d say Oh ho, Dani! Tell me something I don’t know Mmm-hmm-mmm… She totally cheats on Aaron! No me diga? It’s time for me to go brunette! No me diga Let us say so what, and make worse what is already pretty bad No me diga He’ been dead sixteen years No me diga… Then I found out she was his sister No me diga That’s why you and I (you and I) Should break up! No me diga I’m alive, I’m alive And the medicine failed, and the doctors lied No me diga … I dropped out No me diga? I should go Well, that’s a shitty piece of news. That girl never quit anything. What the hell happened? I don’t know… I don’t know I don’t know... Tell me something I don’t know! Qué sé puede saber la duración de la- English! Do not insert the test stick into your vagina Woooow. Thank you, Dawn How'd I ever get myself in this mess? One drunk night an' that stupid red hot booty! We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk It's positively time to shake your junk Shake, shake, shake my mane She’s the queen of beasts And I’m in her pride I have hitched a ride With the apex predator And it’s kinda fun When she bares her claws When I’m safe because I’m with the birds of La Vibora! Sharing double beds, trying to catch a break, struggling with English Listening to friends, finally got a job working as a maid So we cleaned some homes, polishing with pride Scrubbing the whole of the Upper East Side The days into weeks and it’s all working just the way I knew it would And I don't sit and work just waiting for the phone to ring A-ling! It's a good, good, good, good bad idea, wasn’t it though It’s a bad idea me and you It’s a bad idea me and you Hold me close while I stroll past their farms With a redheaded sailor named Brendan And we dance on the edge of destruction The globe’s getting warmer by deadly degrees And this is one fucked up seduction This planet is pretty much better, hello much better! It’s oh, oh, oh, OH, OH, much better Cause I am so much better than before Here’s the year we drove the west We hit the highway in the Honda And I took pictures everywhere we went for a roll in the hay Hey! Benny and Nina Sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G Que bochinche! Nina and Benny! K-I-S-S-I-N-D, in the word ‘orange’ My name is Karen My hair is shiny shirts My skirt is tiny shorts Gay or foreign fella’ The answer could take weeks They both say things like ‘my abuela’ While they throwin’ all your antiques Oh please Gay of European, so many shades of grey Depending on paciencia y fe, the French take the next bouquet Is he gay or European, or… There! Night! Mare! Too I’ve shown you I own you And though you made me You can’t change me I’m a perfect stranger who might talk too fast Or ask me questions about myself before I’ve decided that He can ask me questions about corruption and betrayal And getting hit by a bus! You can’t buy integrity at the mall, it’s not reflected in my bank statement But I’ve been saving to make the down payment, and pay rent No no, I won’t let you down! Here’s your chance, ask her out, right now I’ll see you later, we can look at the invisible girl Here she is, clear as the day Please look closely and find her before she fades away Superboy and the Invisible Girl Son of steal and daughter of Delta Nu! Show ‘em that you’re no fool Daughter of Delta Nu Go back to school, with a big chip on your shoulder Imagine just dancing like no one was there Everyone staring at me Useless Today, my daughter’s home and I am Useless And as a baby she amazed me with the things I know that I’ll need I take the sugar and butter from the pantry I add the flour to begin what I am hoping to start And then it’s down with the recipe, and bake from the heart Sugar, and butter, and flour, and Buspar and Xanax Depakote, Klonopin, Ambien, Prozac Ativan calms me when I see the bills These are a few of my favorite scquillz to bring Scquillz! Let’s do this thing Let's do this thing! Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Championships, sponsored by no one. Please solve for... X equals two The rate is two jobs PLUS law school? How do you do it? Well, I don’t go to parties a lot Not good use of the time that I got Can’t spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape I don’t spend hours But I know it’ll not be with some dude Who is whistlin’ ‘cause he has nothing to say Or who’s honkin’ at me from his Chervolet And one day, I’m hoppin’ in a limousine And I’m driving away! I’ll take a chance on leaving It’s that or stay and die All of this time I been keeping my mind on the runnin’ away Leave with what’s left of my dignity Get in the car, and just go She’s leaving! Just like my dad Stop, stop, stop We can’t stop Stop, stop, stop We can’t stop Stop, stop, stop, you really gotta Stooooooop! Honestly everyone stop
LYRICS:
I stick with real things
Usually facts and figures
When information's in its place
I minimize the guessing game
Guess what?
What? What? What? What? What?! What?! What? What? What? WHAT!? What? WHAT! What..?
… Blood in the water
Exactly, let the games begin
Four of you will win
But just those four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!
Glen Coco Glen Coco Glen Coco!
Aaaaaaand, none for Gretchen Wieners, bye!
Who sent that?
Oh, it’s from the single greatest little place in the Caribbean
Dominican Republic, I love it
Jesus, I’m jealous of it
And beyond that
Ever since my folks passed on
I haven’t gone back
Goddamn, I gotta get on that...
Fo! The milk has gone bad, hold up just another day
In the hustle and the hurry
You want to wipe your worry clean away
For just another day
I will keep the plates all spinning
With a smile so white and winning all the way
Cause what doesn’t kill us makes us hotter
Hands… Who thinks she's guilty?
Okay, now here is where you kids come in:
Brooke has trouble trusting me
I'm her only chance to win
But I been ‘round the block and just came back again
A small town like ours ain’t much
But sometimes home is where your ass ends up
Order up!
Ordered up is how the day will find me
Everything in it’s place and time
And I like the way most of the days look exactly the same
Order up!
Check the clock
Tick, tick tock
Don't be fooled by the pink
She is not playing dolls
She is stalking the halls of Harvard Law
Let's go around and share a bit about yourselves
Aaron Schultz
I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
But that's a challenge I've outgrown
How many yachts can one man own?
Some say that I'm a pompous creep
Somehow I don't mind alone
Sometimes alone is good
Cause time to think is in short supply
You haven’t been alone
Try Kenya, with one phone
Almost no people just like animals and sky
You know what I had more of?
Stars
So many stars are out tonight
Look at the fireworks
You’re not alone tonight
Light up the night sky
You’re not alone tonight
Usnavi, please promise me you’ll guard it with my life
I'd hang the moon for it to shine on her sleeping
Starting here and starting now
I can feel the heart of how
Everything else turns to dirt
We’ll be the one thing in this world that won’t hurt
I can’t fix what’s fucked up
But one thing I know I can do this
Always could
And not playing dumb will feel so damn good
The monster inside needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can’t come right out and say bride
Can’t look like I’m desperate or like I’m waiting for it
I gotta leave Benny, take Benny
It doesn’t make any
Difference, as long as you come home
Camila!
No no no NO NO!
Enough lying, enough screaming
I’m done trying, and I’m leaving
I thought you’d like to know
You’re faithful, come-what-may
But clearly, I can’t stay there as long as you let me
Because you matter to me
Simple and plain and not much to ask from somebody cool
You’re already cool
Thanks. That’s love, I guess
You try hard to impress
But ending up acting like a drunk Chita Rivera
Okay… After Nina’s dinner, we can hit a few clubs and check out the fireworks…
Oh snap! Who’s that?
Don’t touch me, I’m too hot! Hot!
Here you’ll become what you’re supposed to be¨
You think you can’t but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be
Here’s your chance to start over
And rewrite and ending or two
For that who I knew
Who was reckless, just enough
Who gets hurt, but who learns how to park it
Did we crush somebody’s cat beneath the tire?
Yes, ours
Here’s dad at my recital, and we’re wondering where you belong
Let’s take a walk around the barrio
See, their daughter Nina’s off to college, tuition is mad steep
So they can’t sleep, everything they get is mad cheap
Good morning, Usnavi
Pan caliente, café con leche!
Put twenty dollars on today’s lottery
One ticket, that’s it!
I no cover for you no more
Peoples! I have a big announcement
This man is gay AND European
And neither is disgrace
You gotta stop your bein'
A completely closet case
It's me, not her he's seein'
No matter what he say
I swear he never. Ever. Ever getting rid of me
You can try
Oh, but I decided I would be a mathematician
Cause math is real
I memorized a lot of pi
Because addition and subtraction and division
Would never go out with a skank like that
Please tell me you’re joking
Okay. Just wanted to see what you’d say
Oh ho, Dani!
Tell me something I don’t know
Mmm-hmm-mmm…
She totally cheats on Aaron!
No me diga?
It’s time for me to go brunette!
No me diga
Let us say so what, and make worse what is already pretty bad
No me diga
He’ been dead sixteen years
No me diga…
Then I found out she was his sister
No me diga
That’s why you and I (you and I)
Should break up!
No me diga
I’m alive, I’m alive
And the medicine failed, and the doctors lied
No me diga
… I dropped out
No me diga?
I should go
Well, that’s a shitty piece of news.
That girl never quit anything.
What the hell happened?
I don’t know…
I don’t know
I don’t know...
Tell me something I don’t know!
Qué sé puede saber la duración de la-
English!
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina
Woooow. Thank you, Dawn
How'd I ever get myself in this mess?
One drunk night an' that stupid red hot booty!
We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk
It's positively time to shake your junk
Shake, shake, shake my mane
She’s the queen of beasts
And I’m in her pride
I have hitched a ride
With the apex predator
And it’s kinda fun
When she bares her claws
When I’m safe because
I’m with the birds of La Vibora!
Sharing double beds, trying to catch a break, struggling with English
Listening to friends, finally got a job working as a maid
So we cleaned some homes, polishing with pride
Scrubbing the whole of the Upper East Side
The days into weeks and it’s all working just the way I knew it would
And I don't sit and work just waiting for the phone to ring
A-ling!
It's a good, good, good, good bad idea, wasn’t it though
It’s a bad idea me and you
It’s a bad idea me and you
Hold me close while I stroll past their farms
With a redheaded sailor named Brendan
And we dance on the edge of destruction
The globe’s getting warmer by deadly degrees
And this is one fucked up seduction
This planet is pretty much better, hello much better!
It’s oh, oh, oh, OH, OH, much better
Cause I am so much better than before
Here’s the year we drove the west
We hit the highway in the Honda
And I took pictures everywhere we went for a roll in the hay
Hey!
Benny and Nina
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Que bochinche!
Nina and Benny!
K-I-S-S-I-N-D, in the word ‘orange’
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny shirts
My skirt is tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella’
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like ‘my abuela’
While they throwin’ all your antiques
Oh please
Gay of European, so many shades of grey
Depending on paciencia y fe, the French take the next bouquet
Is he gay or European, or…
There! Night! Mare! Too
I’ve shown you
I own you
And though you made me
You can’t change me
I’m a perfect stranger who might talk too fast
Or ask me questions about myself before I’ve decided that
He can ask me questions about corruption and betrayal
And getting hit by a bus!
You can’t buy integrity at the mall, it’s not reflected in my bank statement
But I’ve been saving to make the down payment, and pay rent
No no, I won’t let you down!
Here’s your chance, ask her out, right now
I’ll see you later, we can look at the invisible girl
Here she is, clear as the day
Please look closely and find her before she fades away
Superboy and the Invisible Girl
Son of steal and daughter of Delta Nu!
Show ‘em that you’re no fool
Daughter of Delta Nu
Go back to school, with a big chip on your shoulder
Imagine just dancing like no one was there
Everyone staring at me
Useless
Today, my daughter’s home and I am
Useless
And as a baby she amazed me with the things I know that I’ll need
I take the sugar and butter from the pantry
I add the flour to begin what I am hoping to start
And then it’s down with the recipe, and bake from the heart
Sugar, and butter, and flour, and Buspar and Xanax
Depakote, Klonopin, Ambien, Prozac
Ativan calms me when I see the bills
These are a few of my favorite scquillz to bring
Scquillz!
Let’s do this thing
Let's do this thing!
Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Championships, sponsored by no one. Please solve for...
X equals two
The rate is two jobs PLUS law school?
How do you do it?
Well, I don’t go to parties a lot
Not good use of the time that I got
Can’t spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape
I don’t spend hours
But I know it’ll not be with some dude
Who is whistlin’ ‘cause he has nothing to say
Or who’s honkin’ at me from his Chervolet
And one day, I’m hoppin’ in a limousine
And I’m driving away!
I’ll take a chance on leaving
It’s that or stay and die
All of this time I been keeping my mind on the runnin’ away
Leave with what’s left of my dignity
Get in the car, and just go
She’s leaving! Just like my dad
Stop, stop, stop
We can’t stop
Stop, stop, stop
We can’t stop
Stop, stop, stop, you really gotta
Stooooooop!
Honestly everyone stop
Another great video! And thanks for the lyrics as well! XD
Guess what?
What? What? What? What? What?! What?! What? What? What? WHAT!? What? WHAT! What..?
… Blood in the water
That "what doesn't kill us makes us hotter" transition was slick
Ooh and Enough into So Anyway, ouch
This is honestly beautiful.
I literally only clicked on this because it mentioned Mean Girls.
Who needs sleep when you have this channel
obsessed thanks for making!!!
GOD TIER