I don’t understand why they couldn’t understand what Bart was trying to say. He was saying he wasn’t into petite girls but could see how people could be sexually attracted to them. Then Geo kept saying he was attracted to those kinds of girls after he explained it several times that he wasn’t
yeah the feeling of finaly puking after feeling ill for hours is so satisfying, now I'm not talking about being drunk but when I have ate something bad or whatever. It's hell to have to feel ill for like 3 hours I just want it out of my system as soon as possible. I usualy just have to lie down in bed and make it completely dark in the room too cuz the light is making me nauseus AF and giving me a headache. I can't even read a book or nothing or the entire room starts to spin, I just have to wait it out with my eyes closed...
This had nothing to do with the article and i did submit it but i hope they talk about the update on that homeless guy and those two couple with the gofundme
ONE EYE addicted is a negative term. I prefer the word loyal. Joemalia is a nation not a cult. Neither is bartopolis. *begins demonic ritual to summon aliens in the fight against the government*
UA-cam has changed over the years, I remember when they would display it on screen in their older videos but since youtube has changed there's alot of copyright changes
I get what Bart is saying. I think he means *petite* though, not emaciated. Yolandi and other petite girls still have an hour glass shape and sometimes a lil booty too, it's just on a smaller frame. Emaciated is like bone-skinny. Wouldn't call girls like that "skinny" cause then I imagine awkward and not well-shaped.
That was one heck of a misunderstanding...I was honestly confused too, I was like,''How did she mistakenly comes at the Bouncer? Is that even possible?" and then Tiff mentioned ''touching her butt'' and I was like,''That sensitive? (0.O)"
The worst time for me was when my friend turned 18 and I think I was like 20 and I drank soooo much. I kissed some random guy and I was pretty pissed after I threw up on my boots, and the floor and stairs of the club and in a cup in the VIP area. Half of my friends got kicked out and the other half wasn’t with us. I was so fucked I wasn’t let into McDonald’s while my friend got food, and on the bus I kept throwing up while she took photos of me and ate her food and then ate some random nuggets she found on the bus. I never forget anything while i’m drunk so this is pretty clear.
Blood choke will take 6 secs for someone to pass out. The victim can still breath during the choke but the blood flow is restricted. Blood chokes don't hurt too so some people think they fine until they pass out.
I recently had 10 shot of everclear and I almost don't remember that night but my main point to this I have never had a hangover this everclear surprisingly this night didn't ruin that streak.
It kinda does, throwing up makes you feel a lot lighter and less queasy. It doesn’t reduce your alcohol toxicity, but it does let you function easier. I’ve been shitfaced and I usually can’t really walk or get out of a car lol, but as soon as I throw up I feel like a new man
Woman Chokes out Night Club Bouncer Starring Barton "If you had a big dick, would you let your kid swing on it" Kwan, the King of Joemalia, Geo "We live a regular life. We only spent $2000 on Postmates last month" Antoinette, and Tiffany "Same haircut as Geo a day later" Del Real. Featuring David "It is what it is" So, and Steve "That's not an Asian thing" Greene.
The thing tht Bart says sometimes scares me. He's always at awe when he talks about someone getting sexually abused or beat up. Like he keeps mentioning how back in his day or wtvr, someone will get beat up for this, or if you do something you're gonna get stripped/molested. Like his world is fucked up. And why does he talk about it like it's the best thing in the world...
Bart's "Get off me" sounded so innocent loool
LOL he sounded so hurt
Geo acts different with Bart when Steve is around
@@TheTerminator12340 TBH same
It's also what she says when he roasts her lol.
I don’t understand why they couldn’t understand what Bart was trying to say. He was saying he wasn’t into petite girls but could see how people could be sexually attracted to them. Then Geo kept saying he was attracted to those kinds of girls after he explained it several times that he wasn’t
Cause they always gotta bring down Bart, their so use to him saying crazy shit
They were just keeping the bit going
anyone else extremely bothered by her eyebrows and eyelashes 😂
The crew have mentioned the eyebrows = crazy link a few times 😂
Arifah BaHaHaHa! ✊🏿🧔🏾👌🏿
lol, I'm a guy and I usually don't give a fuck about such things, but damn, that girl's eyebrows 'weirded' me out big time.
I'm a dude, however, damn her eyebrows are off
Arifah
Why does it look like she has a total 6 super thick eyelashes? And it looks like one eyebrow is slipping off
Bart and Homeless Joe stories are always comedy gold.
Joe is jay from big mouth with his pillow
😂 jayvid blaine
Omg I love you and your reference LMFAO
I was thinking the same thing LOL
I literally just started watching that show 😂😂😂
What a sweet guy, choked out to unconsciousness but still assuming it was an innocent prank. He’s probably getting sh*t from his friends tho 😂
I understood bart this time poor bart
Bart at the end was basically saying Tiff's body is perfect for fucking was too shy to say it. 😂
Yep😂 and i agree completely skinny chicks are great imo
@Rudolph Rudolph of course not, everyone has a preference and thats just mine dude.
DAAANNGGG I haven't gotten to that part of the video yet.... Now I'm anticipating it 🤣
he was generalizing.
@Rudolph Rudolph pain?? I never said anything about pain buddy i just like skinny chicks
I haven’t been here for a few years and recently lost my bestfriend but you guys make my days a little bit better. I thank you guys, JKNews.
5:20 That edit killed me😂😂
yeah the feeling of finaly puking after feeling ill for hours is so satisfying, now I'm not talking about being drunk but when I have ate something bad or whatever. It's hell to have to feel ill for like 3 hours I just want it out of my system as soon as possible. I usualy just have to lie down in bed and make it completely dark in the room too cuz the light is making me nauseus AF and giving me a headache. I can't even read a book or nothing or the entire room starts to spin, I just have to wait it out with my eyes closed...
Geo left Bart to die alone
😂
To be with Steve
“Get off of me” THAT TONE AW BEAUWWWWWWWW BEAR
Geo and Bart are so cute 😂
agreed, their quirks fit so well together
This had nothing to do with the article and i did submit it but i hope they talk about the update on that homeless guy and those two couple with the gofundme
@nwowolfpacfan415 It was all a scam perpetrated by the couple and the homeless guy.
I get what Bart is trying to say.
You are all hilarious and have a great set up. Love watching your content.
Literally driving home from a carnival Cruise and Steve says carnival Cruise 😂
Her eyebrows are crooked. I couldn't help but notice she didn't do a good job at drawing them. haha
yeah, crooked, uneven and not the same size... was hypnotized by them
edit: at one point, I expected an eyebrow to slip off even tho it was a picture
das why she so eager to fight, angry about how she plucked too much of her natural eyebrows years ago
Never mess with someone with crazy eyebrows lol
I genuinely feel like you guys pretend like you dont understand the simple words barts says just for content
Joe is like the real life Jay from Big Mouth 😂😂
7:21 I'm so sorryyhhh😂😂 send foodz fam
a bouncer once took my weed joint and threw it on the ground but i picked it back up and smoked it cuz im a mad lad
Wow how CoOl
Wow you're such a "badass"
You can't be 15 cause you were in a club but you sure sound like it
wow you didn't just smoke a joint but a weed joint? now THAT's badass!
"My w33d joint"
I never thought that my though process was strange, then i realized that i understand everything Bart and Joe say...
I get what Bart is saying that's why Riley Reid is so popular.
Maybe, sounds like you're on to something
Piper perri is a good example too lol
I think i found my fapmates ma dudes lol.
every man is a bit of a pedo somehow gross
@@Hooney2me nature is brutal for sure .
12:19 bart is soo cute when hes petty 😂😂😂
Joe's pillow story reminded me of Jay from Big Mouth HHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Whitney Uwandu that’s what i wanted them to say 😂😂😂😂😂😂
yo, that car comparison made perfect sense, i understood bart perfectly
Elvin features 😂😂😂
Role Reversal at it's best, ITS THE SEATS...They have some kind of power in them. I just saw Bart and Geo's souls interchange XD
XD bart "get off me!"
Uploaded 17 seconds ago, I'm addicted
ONE EYE addicted is a negative term.
I prefer the word loyal.
Joemalia is a nation not a cult.
Neither is bartopolis.
*begins demonic ritual to summon aliens in the fight against the government*
you can never recover
You know you're addicted when you click on the video without even reading the title
The title infers something QUITE different...
my mind also went there
GREAT CONVO TODAY. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dayum. Idk if boogie is still there or not but I guys just gave me nostalgia.
How come they don’t display the video on screen ?? /:
For copyright purposes.
UA-cam has changed over the years, I remember when they would display it on screen in their older videos but since youtube has changed there's alot of copyright changes
Faeryn Gully uh that’s only in europe and the CEO of UA-cam is against it
@nwowolfpacfan415 I didn't think so, but I rember Jess saying that videos were be flagged so she wanted to play it safe.
When Steve said "Fo," i had think about what he said 😂
Joe + recorder is my fav 😂😂😂
Lol Bart and Joe's girl voices are hilarious
Bart was basically describing tiff lol
Joe don't worry about not drinking. I can't either. Come party with me and my friends!!
It was a blood choke , not an air choke Geo .. So there was no instance with his air flow being restricted
I get what Bart is saying. I think he means *petite* though, not emaciated. Yolandi and other petite girls still have an hour glass shape and sometimes a lil booty too, it's just on a smaller frame. Emaciated is like bone-skinny. Wouldn't call girls like that "skinny" cause then I imagine awkward and not well-shaped.
I was listening just fine until Steve said "Pho" at 9:03
I was confused for a second when Steve said FHO. 😂
I love how Geo just self zoomed herself into the camera as if she was Kiera but Geo was just so pretty
THOSE EYEBROWS IM DEAD
Ha! A Woodly Sprite 😂
Mistakenly comes 😏😏😏 uh huh surely dodging that demonitization
You don't come to jknews to here about the news
You watch jknews to hear the commentary
😂
are we all just gonna ignore how steve said pho
🎶Imma pick the world up and imma drop it on your fuckin head🎶
That was one heck of a misunderstanding...I was honestly confused too, I was like,''How did she mistakenly comes at the Bouncer? Is that even possible?" and then Tiff mentioned ''touching her butt'' and I was like,''That sensitive? (0.O)"
are we gonna ignore the fact that steve said pho wrong at 9:03 lmao
Joe's jacket reminds me of jimins jacket from their love yourself tear album. 😍😅
Mariiiaaa Ramireszz a jean jacket? everyone wears those wtf
andy jj yeah exactly tf
the die antwoord reference, amazing.
Ha ha they described the plot of Big Mouth with the pillow fucking story
12:00tiff is a🥢?🐻🤣🤣
"I can't be dumb around people. I get jealous" same joe same joe
So frustrating that they don't show the video full screen.
No shame in his game he said he gave the pillow DA business last night stand.He Straight beat the brakes off that cushion from all the pushin.
The worst time for me was when my friend turned 18 and I think I was like 20 and I drank soooo much. I kissed some random guy and I was pretty pissed after I threw up on my boots, and the floor and stairs of the club and in a cup in the VIP area. Half of my friends got kicked out and the other half wasn’t with us. I was so fucked I wasn’t let into McDonald’s while my friend got food, and on the bus I kept throwing up while she took photos of me and ate her food and then ate some random nuggets she found on the bus. I never forget anything while i’m drunk so this is pretty clear.
Blood choke will take 6 secs for someone to pass out. The victim can still breath during the choke but the blood flow is restricted. Blood chokes don't hurt too so some people think they fine until they pass out.
Hey guys when are you guys going to talk about joe’s trip to Australia? I wish I met joe when he was at invincible in Fairfield
Yo this happened in my college town!! I've been to that bar!!!
The older I get the less I remember while drunk. I'm 18 and I can't remember shite.
that's because you drink to much.
The worst is when you wake up naked next to someone else, not knowing if things have happened.
Story goes, the bouncer thought it was a friend playing a joke on him, which is why he didn't react.
Does anyone else have a fear of people throwing up on you or your things? I can’t be the only one who’s terrified of that.
I recently had 10 shot of everclear and I almost don't remember that night but my main point to this I have never had a hangover this everclear surprisingly this night didn't ruin that streak.
It looked to me as though her friend waited for that guy to pass by to get a reaction out of her friend.
awww sweet Bart can't express himself freely..
She cut blood circulation to the brain and once that is correctly sink in, night night.
Looks like she used a magic marker to draw in her eyebrows. As for her lashes? I have no words.
Why don’t you guys play the videos on the screen anymore
probably copyright or something, so they don't get de-monetized.
@ 9:43 HaHaHa I have a similar story but the girl was farting and puking, that just reminded me of it.
Throwing up does not get rid of how drunk you are 😂😂 the alcohol goes into your bloodstream
It kinda does, throwing up makes you feel a lot lighter and less queasy. It doesn’t reduce your alcohol toxicity, but it does let you function easier. I’ve been shitfaced and I usually can’t really walk or get out of a car lol, but as soon as I throw up I feel like a new man
Before you know it all get that drunk and throw up because I got it😂
I understand Bart about Yolandi Vissor👍🏽
I just noticed that Bart and Geo switched seats
Another one proved the stereotype 🤣😂
Hey jknews peoples
Sorry notification squad... Was asleep😔😔 I feel bad for not being early
240 at 14??? Holy shit David, that's actually insane! The question is.. How do your parents let that happen?
Some parents are busy as hell and sometimes you have single parent household and the parents are ill
@@jnightmare0 How can you have empathy and understand THAT, but be so stupid about everything else?
@@iamyou6152 what?😂 please enlighten me sir. What is "everything else" your talking about
At age 14 I weighed over 270 because my parents were busy
@@Banana_nut_milk nice
It would be cool if someone can edit the security footage because I couldn’t see anything
Don’t sleep on 70 year olds
Tiff is lookin fine~ ^^
But her eyebrows tho......
When part got mad at geo it reminded of how she got mad at him and had to give him the 5 points of success
I understood what Bart meant. He gets it, it's just not his cup of tea.
looks like Lucas Cruikshank with a wig lol
I’ve never been this early 😭😭
Woman Chokes out Night Club Bouncer
Starring Barton "If you had a big dick, would you let your kid swing on it" Kwan, the King of Joemalia, Geo "We live a regular life. We only spent $2000 on Postmates last month" Antoinette, and Tiffany "Same haircut as Geo a day later" Del Real.
Featuring David "It is what it is" So, and Steve "That's not an Asian thing" Greene.
Bart mansplaining by likening body types to cars 🥴😂
You already know cuzzo
bart's _get off _*_me_*
holy *fuck* this fucker is trying his best to take home the title of the cutest, most scary man isn't he?
been there...
i am not used to seeing bart on the right side and geo on the left ahah.
The thing tht Bart says sometimes scares me. He's always at awe when he talks about someone getting sexually abused or beat up. Like he keeps mentioning how back in his day or wtvr, someone will get beat up for this, or if you do something you're gonna get stripped/molested. Like his world is fucked up. And why does he talk about it like it's the best thing in the world...
Why did you guys stop showing the video on the screen?
Alexis Rose because they get copyrighted and they can get the video taken down
anyone else notice Bart and Geo switched spots
Why didn’t I get a notification tho 😢😢😭😭